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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:13,314 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,616 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,252 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,559 YEAH, WELL -- WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, HELEN. 5 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,261 DON'T TELL ME. LET ME GUESS. 6 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,262 A LEMON PIE. 7 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,597 WHAT? 8 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,199 APPLE CRUMB? 9 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,101 WOW, BETTER AND BETTER. 10 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,403 BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE A PICNIC. 11 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,306 OH, GOMER'S GONNA LOOK AFTER THINGS FOR US. 12 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,773 RIGHT. 13 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,276 OKAY, I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND NOON. 14 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,544 BYE. 15 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,579 WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPLY ROOM. 16 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:48,282 NOW, THERE, OF COURSE, ARE YOUR DETENTION CELLS 17 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,450 IN CASE YOU NEED 'EM. 18 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:50,784 THAT'S CELL NUMBER ONE... 19 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:51,785 NUMBER ONE. 20 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,454 AND THAT'S NUMBER TWO. 21 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,555 NUMBER TWO. 22 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,324 ONE AND TWO. CHECK. 23 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,693 SHAZAM, THERE'S SURE AN AWFUL LOT TO REMEMBER, BARNEY. 24 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,130 SURE IS NICE OF YA TO HELP US OUT, GOMER. 25 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,464 OH, GLAD TO OBLIGE, ANDY. 26 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,833 Y'ALL DON'T GET A CHANCE TO GET OUT TOO MUCH. 27 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,102 NOW, TRY AND REMEMBER ALL THESE POINTS 28 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,103 WILL YA, GOMER? 29 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,204 HUH? 30 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,572 OH, YEAH. 31 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,674 CELL NUMBER ONE AND NUMBER TWO. 32 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,310 MAINLY, JUST SET AND ANSWER THE PHONE. 33 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,478 RIGHT. 34 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,380 'BOUT ALL THERE IS TO IT. 35 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,816 UH, WHAT THE SHERIFF MEANS IS THERE'S A LOT MORE TO IT. 36 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,653 I MEAN, PERFORMANCE OF YOUR REGULAR DUTIES 37 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,756 OF COMMUNICATIONS, PATROL COVERAGE, 38 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,658 WATCHIN' OUT FOR STOLEN AUTOS 39 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,493 AND, OF COURSE, COOPERATIN' 40 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,495 WITH STATE AND FEDERAL OFFICIALS 41 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,564 TO PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DEFENSE 42 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,599 ASSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILLITY 43 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,735 AND MAINTAIN LAW AND ORDER IN THE ENTIRE AREA. 44 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,637 MAINLY, JUST ANSWER THE PHONE. 45 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:46,807 ANDY, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM TAKIN' HIS DUTIES TOO LIGHTLY. 46 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,876 REMEMBER, WHOEVER SITS IN THAT CHAIR 47 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,179 IS THE ONLY LAW WEST'A MOUNT PILOT. 48 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,814 HE'LL DO FINE, BARNEY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 49 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:57,385 NOW, WE'RE GOIN' ON A PICNIC WITH TWO LOVELY YOUNG GIRLS 50 00:01:57,418 --> 00:01:59,620 AND FOUR LOVELY FRIED CHICKENS. 51 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:02,290 I'LL SEE YA AFTER A WHILE. 52 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,228 HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING STRAIGHT? 53 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,296 UH-HUH. 54 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,697 ARE YOU SURE? 55 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,764 DON'T WORRY, BARN. 56 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,600 ANYBODY DOES ANY LAW-BREAKIN' 57 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,503 I'LL NAB 'EM AND SLAP 'EM RIGHT THERE IN NUMBER ONE. 58 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:18,372 THAT'S NOT NUMBER ONE-- THAT'S NUMBER TWO. 59 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,874 ONE, TWO. 60 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,644 I BETTER WRITE IT DOWN. 61 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,916 WELL, MR. MELDRIM 62 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,185 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE OPENIN' THE BANK 63 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:32,653 ON SATURDAY MORNING. 64 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,888 YEAH, YEAH, I GOT A BANK AUDIT COMING UP. 65 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,625 SEEMS LIKE I-I BEEN WORKIN' ALL HOURS THE WHOLE... 66 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,629 BLESS YOU. 67 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,696 THANK YOU. 68 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,931 YOU GOT A COLD, TOO. 69 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,567 YEAH, YEAH, IT'S THIS WORKIN' EVERY NIGHT. 70 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,337 WON'T YOU BE ABLE TO COME TO THE TOWN PICNIC? 71 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,905 OH, NO, NO. THE BANK EXAMINER'S COMIN' TODAY. 72 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,641 OH. OH, DARN THIS KEY. 73 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,344 IT ALWAYS STICKS. 74 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,279 LOOKS LIKE THAT'S YOUR MAN THERE. 75 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,680 HUH? AH. 76 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,714 I'LL SEE YA. 77 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:01,815 UH-HUH. 78 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,251 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE 79 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,918 TAKE A WALK THROUGH THE BUSINESS DISTRICT. 80 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,954 CHECK WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE IN THE LOOP. 81 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,722 MAIN THING IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE. 82 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,823 HI, BOYS. 83 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,492 HOWDY. 84 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,627 TODAY, THINGS MAY LOOK PEACEFUL 85 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:17,298 BUT REMEMBER, THE WEED OF CRIME BEARS BITTER FRUIT. 86 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,732 HOLD IT! 87 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,304 THEY'RE ROBBIN' THE BANK! 88 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,338 THERE'S TWO OF 'EM. 89 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,773 ONE OF 'EM IN THE GETAWAY CAR. 90 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,544 STAND BACK, STAND BACK! 91 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,645 STAND BACK? 92 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,247 COME ON, MOVE, MOVE. 93 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,815 BE READY WITH THE HANDCUFFS. 94 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,651 KEEP BACK. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY HIT BY FLYIN' LEAD. 95 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:38,752 FLYIN' LEAD? 96 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,328 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 97 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,363 COME ON, PUT UP YOUR HANDS. 98 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,431 NO TRICKS NOW. 99 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,765 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 100 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:52,866 MR. MELDRIM? 101 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,603 PUT THAT THING AWAY. 102 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,005 MR. MELDRIM, I... I-I'M SORRY 103 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,941 I-I COULDN'T TELL FROM BACK THERE... 104 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,411 THE HANDKERCHIEF AND EVERYTHING-- I'M SORRY... 105 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,478 HEY, LOOK! 106 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,414 BARNEY JUST CAUGHT MR. MELDRIM 107 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,449 TRYING TO GET INTO HIS OWN BANK. 108 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,017 ROUTINE CHECK, THAT'S ALL. 109 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,652 BARNEY, LET'S HEAR IT AGAIN-- 110 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,487 WHERE YOU SAY, "PUT UP YOUR HANDS." 111 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,023 ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP. 112 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,625 BREAK IT UP! 113 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,727 YOU WANT THE HANDCUFFS NOW, BARNEY? 114 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,330 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE HERE? 115 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,598 WHY, UH, THERE'S NO TROUBLE HERE, SHERIFF. 116 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,999 YOUR DEPUTY SINGLE-HANDED 117 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,636 CAPTURED THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK, GOIN' INTO WORK. 118 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,308 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL, THAT'S ALL. 119 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,510 EVERYBODY, GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. 120 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,879 GO ON, NOW. GO ON. 121 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,951 WATCH OUT FOR THAT FLYIN' LEAD, BARNEY. 122 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,322 SORRY, MR. MELDRIM. 123 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,967 BOY, YOU SURE COULDN'T ASK FOR 124 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,338 A BETTER DAY FOR A PICNIC. 125 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,473 YES, SIR. 126 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,741 HELEN'S MADE AN APPLE CRUMB PIE, 127 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,643 THAT ON TOP OF THELMA LOU'S FRIED CHICKEN... 128 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:15,082 ...BOY, WE'LL BE IN FOR A STRAIN ON THE OL' SUSPENDER BUTTONS. 129 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:18,919 YOU KNOW, ANDY, I... 130 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,489 ...I DON'T KNOW 131 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,357 IF I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO GET AWAY AFTER ALL. 132 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,627 WELL, I-I REALLY OUGHT TO BE STAYING HERE. 133 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,130 DARN PAPERWORK'S JUST BEEN PILING UP SOMETHING AWFUL. 134 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,366 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE TOWN PICNIC. 135 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,568 EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE. 136 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,936 YEAH. 137 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,371 WELL, YOU GO AHEAD. 138 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,139 ME, I-I JUST WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT. 139 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,574 NOT AT THE PRESENT TIME. 140 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,677 YOU KNOW -- BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE. 141 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,146 NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT LITTLE, UH, 142 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,815 RUCKUS OVER AT THE BANK? 143 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,150 WELL, NO. YOU KIDDING? 144 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,019 GOLLY, NO. OF COURSE NOT. 145 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,021 NO, IT'S JUST THE PLAIN AND SIMPLE FACT 146 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:58,626 THAT I GOT THINGS HERE DEMANDING MY PERSONAL ATTENTION. 147 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,161 I'M GLAD IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THAT, 148 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,766 'CAUSE YOU DID EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING. 149 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,968 THINK WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY HAD BEEN BANDITS? 150 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:11,038 GOOD LAWMEN CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE CHANCES. 151 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:15,543 NOT WHEN HE'S PROTECTING OTHERS. 152 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:19,079 AND YOU THINK FOLKS OUT THERE DON'T APPRECIATE IT, 153 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,914 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PROBABLY SAYING 154 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,416 TO ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOW? 155 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,951 THEY'RE PROBABLY SAYING TO ONE ANOTHER, 156 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,986 "BOY, THAT BARNEY FIFE SURE IS ON HIS TOES. 157 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,755 "YES, SIR, THE TOWN'S LUCKY TO HAVE 158 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,189 SUCH A QUICK-THINKING LAWMAN." 159 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,926 NOW, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TELLING ONE ANOTHER. 160 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,061 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 161 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:37,831 SURE, I DO. 162 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,967 WELL, YOU KNOW... 163 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,503 MAYBE I COULD HOLD OFF ON THIS PAPERWORK. 164 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:45,038 THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN LOOKIN' FORWARD TO GOIN'. 165 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,440 YOU OWE IT TO 'EM. 166 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,642 YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA DISAPPOINT 'EM. 167 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,179 PAW, IS IT TRUE ABOUT 168 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,948 BARNEY PULLIN' A GUN ON MR. MELDRIM AT HIS BANK? 169 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,551 THEY'RE LAUGHIN' ABOUT IT DOWN THE STREET. 170 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,819 UH, OPE, UH... 171 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,954 JEFF AND MR. LAYTON WERE TELLIN' THE CROWD. 172 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,122 IT MUSTA BEEN FUNNY. 173 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,891 WHY DON'T YOU RUN ON HOME? 174 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,793 DID YOU REALLY DO IT, BARNEY? 175 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,761 BARNEY'S BUSY. RUN ALONG, OPE. 176 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,472 NOW, LOOK, BARNEY, BE SENSIBLE ABOUT THIS. 177 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:22,776 JUST BECAUSE A COUPLA OL' LOAFERS AIN'T GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO... 178 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,612 NOW YOU'RE JUST BEIN' SILLY. 179 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,014 NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO THEM TWO 180 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,115 AND YOU KNOW IT. 181 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,117 LOOK, WE'LL GO ON THE PICNIC 182 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,019 WE'LL GET OFF BY OURSELVES 183 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,221 AND HAVE OUR OWN PRIVATE PICNIC. 184 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,490 WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME, OKAY? 185 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,769 WHAT ABOUT THIS PLACE? 186 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,038 IT LOOKS FINE. DON'T YOU THINK, ANDY? 187 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,205 SURE. THIS IS FINE. 188 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,774 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BARN? 189 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,908 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 190 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,144 IT'S STILL KINDA CLOSE TO THE OTHERS. 191 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,646 IT'S NO FUN PICNICKIN' 192 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:01,114 PRACTICALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF TIMES SQUARE. 193 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,550 THERE'S NOBODY IN SIGHT. 194 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,718 ANY FURTHER AND WE'D BE OUTTA THE COUNTY. 195 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,019 THIS IS FINE. 196 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,656 MAYBE WE CAN FIND A PLACE A LITTLE FURTHER UP. 197 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,725 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO BE TRAMPLED ON, THAT'S ALL. 198 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,927 WELL, NOW, THIS IS JUST FINE. 199 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,028 COME ON, BARN. 200 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:18,065 WELL... 201 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,967 OKAY. 202 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,102 NOW, THERE YOU GO. 203 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,537 AH. 204 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,772 MMM. 205 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,941 ANY CUSTOMERS FOR SOME NICE FRIED CHICKEN? 206 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,777 JUST PUT UP YOUR HANDS. 207 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,078 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 208 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,915 I MEAN, HANDS UP. 209 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,284 THAT IS, I...WH... 210 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:41,288 HEY, LISTEN, WE DON'T WANNA EAT JUST YET, DO WE? 211 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,723 I KNOW WHAT LET'S DO. 212 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,992 LET'S GO EXPLORING THE OL' MINE CAVES. 213 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,326 OH, GREAT IDEA. HUH? 214 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,696 GOT THE FLASHLIGHTS AND EVERYTHING. 215 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,030 GOOD. NO, NO, NO. 216 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,766 WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN THERE SINCE WE WAS YOUNG'UNS. 217 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,934 WELL, YOU GO AHEAD. 218 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,069 I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR YA. 219 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,771 WELL, COME ON, HELEN. 220 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,272 LET'S YOU AND ME GO. 221 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,344 BARNEY FIFE, YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING. 222 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,646 YOU REALLY ARE. 223 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,847 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 224 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,282 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO ON A PICNIC. 225 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,351 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ON A PICNIC. 226 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,620 SOME PICNIC-- 227 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,755 SITTIN' AROUND WITH A WET BLANKET 228 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,591 WAY OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 229 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,097 THERE IT IS, UP YONDER. 230 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,969 THERE. 231 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,237 MM-MM. 232 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,905 NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK, ARE YA? 233 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,306 WELL, YOU'VE GOT A FLASHLIGHT. 234 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,709 YEAH, BUT IF WE FIND A NICE COMFY PLACE IN THERE 235 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,110 THE BATTERIES MIGHT RUN DOWN. 236 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,680 COME ON. 237 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:54,361 FUNNY HOW THINGS SEEM DIFFERENT WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER. 238 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:58,966 THIS PLACE USED TO SEEM AS BIG AS ALL OUTDOORS. 239 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,101 THINK MAYBE IT SHRUNK? 240 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,370 OR MAYBE YOU GOT BIGGER. 241 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,273 IT'S KINDA SPOOKY, ISN'T IT? 242 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,241 YEAH. WANNA GO BACK? 243 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,143 NO. IT'S KINDA FUN. 244 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,745 OKAY, COME ON. 245 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:18,385 I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WENT ON AND ON LIKE THIS. 246 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,820 OH, YEAH. 247 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,822 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY USED TO CALL THIS PLACE 248 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,356 WHEN I WAS A BOY? 249 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,092 NO, WHAT? THEY USED TO CALL IT LOST LOVERS' CAVE. 250 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,126 OH, REALLY? YEAH. 251 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,795 STORY GOES, THIS, UH 252 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,730 THESE TWO INDIAN LOVERS CAME IN HERE, AND GOT SEPARATED 253 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,965 AND NEVER DID COME BACK OUT AGAIN. 254 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,135 TODAY, IF SOMEBODY CALLS OUT, A VOICE WILL ANSWER. 255 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,303 OH, COME ON, ANDY. 256 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,370 OH, YEAH, LOOK. 257 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,839 WHERE ARE YOU? 258 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,942 WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? 259 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,276 ANDY. 260 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,213 YEAH, SEE, THIS INDIAN BOY AND GIRL CAME IN HERE 261 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,782 AND THEY GOT ABOUT HALFWAY IN 262 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,250 AND HE TURNED TO HER 263 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,854 AND HE SAID, "UGH, WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE." 264 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,756 AND SHE REPLIED, "HOW." 265 00:10:55,789 --> 00:11:00,327 AND HE SAID, "THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW, 'HOW?'" OH, ANDY. 266 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,729 WHERE ARE YOU? 267 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,931 WHERE ARE YOU? 268 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,265 YOU. 269 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,399 THIS'LL BE FUN. 270 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,802 YOU CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND LIKE THAT. 271 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,470 OH, ALL RIGHT. 272 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,873 COME ON, LET'S GET INSIDE. 273 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,317 I DON'T LIKE THIS WHOLE IDEA. 274 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,786 I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 275 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,020 I NEVER DID LIKE CAVES. 276 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,722 OH, BARNEY, STOP WORRYING. 277 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,758 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FIND IN CAVES? BATS. 278 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,726 BARNEY! THAT'S RIGHT, BATS. 279 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,027 KNOW WHAT THEY DO? 280 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,730 FLY IN YOUR HAIR, LAY EGGS, AND YOU GO CRAZY. 281 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,432 ALL RIGHT, LAUGH. IT'S HAPPENED. 282 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,735 YOU WANT A HEAD FULLA BAT EGGS? I DON'T. 283 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,236 WHAT ARE YOU WORRYIN' ABOUT? 284 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,237 YOU GOT ON A HAT. 285 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,405 YEAH, WELL... OH, COME ON. 286 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,774 WAIT A MINUTE! 287 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,742 I HEARD ONE! QUICK, COVER YOUR HEAD! 288 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,444 WHAT IN THE WORLD...? COVER YOUR HEAD! 289 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,014 OH, BARNEY, LOOK, IT'S JUST A MOTH. 290 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,282 YEAH, WELL... 291 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,785 YOU DON'T WANT A MOTH IN YOUR HAIR, EITHER. 292 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,886 THEY LAY MOTH EGGS. 293 00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,887 OH, COME ON. 294 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,288 YOU GO CRAZY FROM THAT, TOO. 295 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,461 WAIT A MINUTE, LISTEN! 296 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,499 DON'T TELL ME YOU HEARD ONE OF THE LOST LOVERS? 297 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,801 NO, LISTEN! 298 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,169 WHAT'S THAT? 299 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,741 ANDY! KEEP MOVIN'. 300 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,314 WHAT'S THAT? 301 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,782 IT'S A SLIDE! 302 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,183 GET OUT, QUICK! 303 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,457 IT WAS CLOSE. 304 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,192 IT SURE WAS. 305 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:41,929 ANDY... 306 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,563 ANDY. HELEN. OH. 307 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,800 ANDY, HELEN, ARE YOU IN THERE?! 308 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,136 BARNEY, YOU DON'T THINK...? 309 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,171 ANDY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 310 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,306 ANDY! 311 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:57,044 HOLD ON! DON'T WORRY! WE'LL GET YA OUT! 312 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,420 THEY CAN'T BE. THEY... 313 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,356 THEY JUST CAN'T. 314 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,091 I'M AFRAID SO. 315 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,093 THEY'RE IN THERE. 316 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,128 THEY'RE BURIED ALIVE! 317 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,272 OH, ANDY! 318 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,339 TAKE IT EASY. 319 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,875 WELL, LOOK AT THAT. 320 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,542 WE CAN'T GET OUT OF THERE. 321 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,611 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET -- 322 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,980 STEADY, STEADY. 323 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,092 WE'RE REALLY BLOCKED UP. 324 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,862 WE CAN'T GO THAT WAY. 325 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,431 HAVE TO SEE IF WE CAN'T GO ANOTHER WAY. 326 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,366 OH, ANDY, I'M FRIGHTENED. 327 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,435 NOTHING TO BE FRIGHTENED OF. 328 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,637 NOTHING TO BE FRIGHTENED ABOUT. 329 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,441 I WAS KIND OF LOOKING FOR A NICE DARK PLACE. 330 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,245 NEVER EXPECTED QUITE THIS MUCH COOPERATION. 331 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,148 LET'S SEE WHAT THIS LEADS TO. 332 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250 COME ON. 333 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,923 I'LL GO BACK TO THE OFFICE AND GET THE EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT. 334 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,657 NOW, YOU RUN DOWN TO THE PICNIC GROUNDS 335 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,927 AND ROUND UP EVERY ABLE-BODIED MAN YOU CAN. 336 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,929 NOW, HURRY! THERE'S NOT A SECOND TO LOSE! 337 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,130 OH, BARNEY! 338 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,231 ANDY, HOLD ON! WE'LL GET YOU OUT! 339 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,369 I THINK WE'RE OUT. 340 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,905 YEAH, WE'RE OUT. 341 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,340 COME ON. 342 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,576 THERE WE ARE. 343 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,345 THERE WE ARE. 344 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,412 OH. 345 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,050 BOY, I NEVER DID KNOW 346 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,153 THAT TUNNEL LED ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE. 347 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,355 OH, AM I GLAD TO BE OUT OF THERE. 348 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,990 OH, BOY. 349 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,092 LOOK AT YOU, ANDY. DO I LOOK AS BAD AS YOU DO? 350 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,093 YOU LOOK NICE. 351 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,962 A LITTLE DIRTY, BUT NICE. 352 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,597 ANDY, I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES. 353 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,698 I CAN'T GO BACK 354 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,068 AND LET ANYBODY SEE ME LIKE THIS. 355 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,236 YEAH, WE BETTER GET BACK TO TOWN 356 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,471 AND GET CLEANED UP. 357 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,942 ROAD'S RIGHT UP THERE. COME ON. 358 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,616 HEY, WE'RE IN LUCK. 359 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,251 Helen: OH! 360 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,988 WE CAN HOOK A RIDE BACK TO TOWN. THANK HEAVEN. 361 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,089 WE BETTER HURRY BEFORE SOME OF THEM 362 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,957 START MISSING US AND WORRYING. 363 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,600 RIDE INTO TOWN? 364 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,244 BE WITH YOU IN A JIFFY, ANDY. 365 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,246 OKAY. 366 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,531 AM I GLAD TO BE OUT OF THIS. 367 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,633 WOW, THAT'S SOME IMPROVEMENT. THANK YOU. 368 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,168 I BETTER GET HOME 369 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,636 AND GET ON SOME CLEAN CLOTHES AND WASH MY FACE. 370 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,404 I WANT TO PUT THIS IN THE WASHER. 371 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,106 Man 1: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM 372 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,774 TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN. 373 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,210 Newsman: HERE'S THE LATEST ON THAT EARTH SLIDE 374 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,679 WHICH IS BELIEVED TO HAVE TRAPPED TWO PERSONS IN A CAVE 375 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,314 AT THE TOWN PICNIC IN MAYBERRY. 376 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,383 DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE OF THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT 377 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,087 HAS ORGANIZED THE ENTIRE TOWN IN A MAMMOTH RESCUE OPERATION. 378 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,721 UNDER HIS GUIDANCE, 379 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,124 THOSE AT THE SCENE ARE DIGGING WITH MAKESHIFT TOOLS 380 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,393 WHILE HE IS RUSHING ADDITIONAL MANPOWER 381 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,562 AND EQUIPMENT TO THE DISASTER SCENE. 382 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,298 MORE DETAILS WILL BE REPORTED AS THEY COME IN. 383 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,633 I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY KNEW ABOUT THE SLIDE. 384 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,270 I RECKON BARNEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED IT. 385 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,772 POOR BARNEY -- GOING TO ALL THAT TROUBLE. 386 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,074 BLESS HIS HEART. 387 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,341 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 388 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,710 I NEVER DREAMED THEY'D MAKE SUCH A FUSS. 389 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,811 WE BETTER CALL 390 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,780 AND LET THEM KNOW WE'RE ALL RIGHT. 391 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:54,814 WOULD YOU GET ME 392 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,449 THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE, PLEASE. 393 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,484 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 394 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,785 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 395 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,820 YOU WERE JUST SAYING HOW EMBARRASSED YOU FEEL. 396 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,622 I WAS THINKING HOW EMBARRASSED 397 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,591 BARNEY'S GOING TO FEEL WHEN WE POP UP. 398 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,826 THAT RIBBING HE TOOK AT THE BANK THIS MORNING 399 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,129 WON'T HOLD A CANDLE TO WHAT HE'S IN FOR NOW. 400 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,264 LEADING THE WHOLE TOWN IN A RESCUE OPERATION 401 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,765 WHEN THERE'S NOBODY TO BE RESCUED. 402 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:17,270 WELL, I GUESS THERE'S JUST GOT TO BE SOMEBODY IN THERE 403 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,172 TO BE RESCUED. 404 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,142 I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT THINK OF THAT. 405 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,776 WELL, LET ME GO SLIP 406 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,279 INTO SOMETHING UNCOMFORTABLE. 407 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,715 HELLO? 408 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,784 SARAH, DIDN'T YOU JUST RING THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE? 409 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,819 OH. 410 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,354 THEN THEY CHANGED THEIR MIND. 411 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,189 FOLKS DO THAT SOMETIMES. 412 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,391 OH, SARAH, HOW'S YOUR MAMA'S HIP? 413 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,559 IS IT ALL MENDED 414 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,095 AFTER THAT FALL AT THE BOWLING ALLEY? 415 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,463 WELL, BLESS HER HEART. 416 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,265 TELL HER GOMER SAYS HEY. 417 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,399 RIGHT. 418 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,235 GOMER, WILL YOU GET OFF THAT PHONE? 419 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,171 WELL, SOMEBODY JUST CALLED AND I WAS JUST.... 420 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,141 GOMER, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE TRAPPED IN A CAVE. 421 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,476 I'M IN CHARGE OF A RESCUE OPERATION. 422 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,711 NOW I'VE GOT TO MOVE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 423 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,113 OKAY, BARN. 424 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,783 I NEVER WILL FORGET THE TIME 425 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,819 MY COUSIN GOOBER GOT HISSELF LOST IN A CAVE. 426 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,521 HE WAS TRACKING A SKUNK 427 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,424 AND HE FOLLOWED THAT SKUNK INTO THE CAVE. 428 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,727 AND HE GOT ALL TWISTED AND TURNED AROUND AND LOST. 429 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,229 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DONE? 430 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,430 HE JUST KEPT FOLLOWING 431 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,698 AND SNIFFING 432 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,833 AND THAT SKUNK LED HIM RIGHT BACK OUT AGAIN. 433 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,703 LANTERNS, SHOVEL, PICKAX, CROWBAR, TWO-BY-FOUR. 434 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,804 POOR GOOBER. 435 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,306 HAD TO BURN HIS CLOTHES. 436 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,275 WOULDN'T NOBODY COME NEAR HIM. 437 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,910 YOU KNOW THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD COME NEAR HIM? 438 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,345 WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE? 439 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,480 THE SKUNK. 440 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,148 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 441 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,216 ABOUT GOOBER. 442 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,884 HE MADE A PET OUT OF THE SKUNK. 443 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,352 WASN'T YOU LISTENING? 444 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,588 ABOUT THE TIME GOOBER GOT LOST IN A CAVE? 445 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,790 GOMER, TWO PEOPLE ARE TRAPPED IN A CAVE 446 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,526 AND YOU STAND THERE YAKKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID COUSIN GOOBER. 447 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,195 I'M SORRY, BARN. 448 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,696 GET ON THAT PHONE AND SEE 449 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,332 IF YOU CAN GET AHOLD OF SOME MORE VOLUNTEERS. 450 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,236 FIRST HELP ME GET THESE THINGS IN THE SQUAD CAR. 451 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,372 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS. 452 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,707 HE AIN'T STUPID. 453 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,741 WHAT? 454 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,177 MY COUSIN GOOBER AIN'T STUPID. 455 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,746 HE'S UGLY, BUT HE AIN'T STUPID. 456 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,316 HE'S UGLY, BUT HE AIN'T STUPID. 457 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,618 YOU READY? 458 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,520 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 459 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,621 OH, YEAH. 460 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,722 LET'S GO. 461 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,629 HEY, COME ON! COME ON, HOP TO IT! 462 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,632 DIG WITH ANYTHING YOU CAN LAY HANDS ON. 463 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,234 JUD, YOU BETTER GO ON BACK 464 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,302 TO TOWN AND GET MORE MEN AND EQUIPMENT. 465 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,604 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, MOVE. LET'S GO, EVERYBODY. 466 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,805 HERE, TAKE THE SHOVEL. 467 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,309 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE PLACE? 468 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,510 I THINK SO. 469 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,811 OVER THERE. THAT LOOKS LIKE IT. 470 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,313 OH, GOOD GIRL. 471 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,849 LET'S HOPE WE'RE IN TIME. 472 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,417 ATTENTION. 473 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,785 ATTENTION. 474 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:50,290 THIS IS DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE SPEAKING. 475 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,725 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 476 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,728 REPEAT: AN EMERGENCY. 477 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,632 APPROACH THE CAVE ENTRANCE SLOWLY. 478 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,700 SLOWLY! 479 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,435 DO NOT PANIC. 480 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,704 REPEAT: DO NOT PANIC. 481 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,974 WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE DIGGING TOOLS. 482 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:12,512 SHERIFF TAYLOR AND MISS CRUMP NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. 483 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,548 NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN 484 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,885 TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR NEIGHBOR. 485 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,555 REPEAT: NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN 486 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,925 TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR NEIGHBOR. 487 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,993 OH! 488 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,696 YOU ALL RIGHT? 489 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,030 FINE. 490 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,965 YOU SURE? 491 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,501 YEAH. 492 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,876 HOW'S IT GOING? 493 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,812 A AWFUL LOT OF DIRT TO MOVE. 494 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,648 ALL RIGHT, YOU MEN GET IN THERE AND SPELL HIM. 495 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,782 COME ON, LET'S GO. 496 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,818 ANY SOUNDS FROM THE OTHER SIDE? 497 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,320 NOPE. NOTHING. 498 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,622 LOOK, BARNEY, YOU SURE THEY WENT IN THERE? 499 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,723 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 500 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,890 I MEAN THIS MIGHT BE 501 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,959 ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR WILD GOOSE CHASES. 502 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,761 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP, DON'T 503 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,463 BUT DON'T GET IN THE WAY. 504 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,582 WE'RE THROUGH! 505 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,683 WE'RE THROUGH! 506 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,661 Barney: ANDY? 507 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:38,565 HELEN, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 508 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:42,702 ANDY, HELEN, ARE YOU IN THERE? 509 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,440 IT'S THEM! 510 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,075 WE FOUND THEM! 511 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,578 COME ON, BRING THE LANTERN. 512 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,979 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 513 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,348 BARNEY, THANK HEAVENS YOU GOT HERE IN TIME. 514 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,650 TAKE IT EASY. LET SOME AIR IN HERE. 515 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,586 I KNEW YOU'D COME, BARNEY. 516 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,554 WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. JUST GIVE US A HAND. 517 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,723 COME ON. HELP HER UP. 518 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,991 THERE YOU GO. 519 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,660 ALL RIGHT, LET US THROUGH. 520 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,061 OUT OF THE WAY. 521 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,364 COME ON, LET US THROUGH. 522 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,701 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET US THROUGH. 523 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,676 YOU TWO ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF? 524 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,912 YEAH. SURE WAS A CLOSE CALL, THOUGH. 525 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,980 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'D HAVE DONE 526 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,882 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR BARNEY. 527 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,684 DON'T TIRE YOURSELF, ANDY. 528 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,653 JUST BREATHE IN THE OLD OXYGEN. 529 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,855 IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY OF US IN THERE. 530 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,724 YOU, JUD, OR TONY-- ANYBODY. 531 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,125 I'D SAY WE'RE PRETTY LUCKY 532 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,628 TO HAVE A FELLA LIKE BARNEY FIFE AROUND. 533 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,896 GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, SHERIFF. 534 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,035 THAT BARNEY'S REALLY QUITE A GUY. 535 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,438 YOU'RE RIGHT. HE CERTAINLY IS. 536 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,906 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY BOTH ARE. 537 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,075 Jud: CONGRATULATIONS, BARNEY. 538 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,977 NICE GOING, BARNEY. 539 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,079 THANKS, BARNEY. 540 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,892 HEY, BARN? HI, ANGE. 541 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,161 BOY, YOU OUGHT TO SEE THE PIECE THEY WROTE ABOUT YOU IN THE PAPER. 542 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,796 GOT YOUR PICTURE AND EVERYTHING. 543 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:21,133 OH, NOW, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT? 544 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:24,136 NO NEED FOR A LOT OF FUSS AND FEATHERS. 545 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,540 SIMPLE MATTER OF A LAWMAN DOING HIS JOB. 546 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,942 DOING IT RATHER WELL, GRANTED, 547 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,512 BUT JUST A MAN DOING HIS JOB. 548 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,482 IT COVERS MOST OF THE FRONT PAGE. 549 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:38,150 I WISH THEY'D HAVE CHECKED WITH ME FIRST. 550 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,553 I'D HAVE TOLD THEM TO JUST FORGET IT. 551 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,690 ALL THIS NEWSPAPER STUFF... 552 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:47,093 JUST DOESN'T FIT IN WITH MY IDEA OF A PUBLIC SERVANT. 553 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,829 I MEAN, THIS WAS A JOINT EFFORT OF A TOWN, 554 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,864 NOT JUST ONE INDIVIDUAL, 555 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:55,968 AND WHAT THEY REALLY OUGHT TO DO IS JUST PLAIN FORGET IT. 556 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:59,539 WELL, THAT CERTAINLY IS A FINE ATTITUDE. 557 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,240 WELL, IT'S THE WAY IT'S GOT TO BE. 558 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,576 I MEAN... 559 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:07,714 I GOT 'EM, BARNEY-- ALL THE PAPERS THEY HAD LEFT. 560 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,550 HERE'S THE CHANGE FROM THE $10 YOU GAVE ME. 561 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:16,255 THEY'RE HAVING THIS SCRAP-PAPER DRIVE, 562 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,725 AND, UH, WELL, I WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE, 563 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,993 AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PAPER OF MY OWN. 564 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,095 OH, JUST FORGET IT. NO, I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD CAUSE. 565 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,664 I'D FORGET IT. 566 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,599 IF I WAS YOU, I'D JUST FORGET IT. 567 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,201 NO, JUST FORGET IT. 568 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,604 JUST FORGET IT. 38916

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