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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,446 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,582 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:18,286 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:29,463 * OH, TELL MY DARLING MOTHER I'LL BE THERE * 5 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,332 SAY, KEEP OR THROW ON THIS? 6 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,633 WHAT IS IT? 7 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,102 SOME OLD SHERIFF PINKLEY STUFF. 8 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,536 NO KIDDIN'. 9 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,538 BOY THIS STUFF REALLY GOES BACK. YEAH. 10 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,207 LOOKY THERE, 1931. 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,776 RECORD OF ARREST, NAME PURCELL BRANCH. 12 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,346 TYLER BRANCH'S DAD? YEAH. 13 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,681 MISDEMEANOR CHARGE OF DISTURBING THE PEACE, 14 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,183 "RODE DOWN MAIN STREET 15 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,585 WITH CUTOUT OPEN ON RIO FLYING CLOUD." 16 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,455 CRAZY GUY. 17 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,091 IN THOSE DAYS, EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE LUCKY LINDY. 18 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,326 YEAH. 19 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,161 DID YOU TAKE OVER FROM PINKLEY? 20 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:02,396 NO. FRED PALEY TOOK OVER FROM PINKLEY. 21 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,697 DALE BUCKLEY TOOK OVER FROM PALEY, 22 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,399 AND I TOOK OVER FROM BUCKLEY. 23 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,535 WELL, WHO WAS FREBURGER? 24 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,370 SEWER INSPECTOR. 25 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,339 SEWER INSPECTOR? MM-HMM. 26 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,174 I THOUGHT HE WAS A SHERIFF OR A STATE PATROLMAN 27 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,808 OR SOMETHING. 28 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,445 OH, NO, HE JUST LIKED TO WEAR A FANCY UNIFORM AND A BADGE. 29 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:18,579 WELL, THE OLD BUZZARD. 30 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,148 HE ARRESTED MY FATHER FOR SPEEDING. 31 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,884 IF YOUR DADDY HAD LOOKED A LITTLE CLOSER AT THE BADGE, 32 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,319 HE WOULD HAVE SEEN A LITTLE MANHOLE COVER 33 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:26,354 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHIELD. 34 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,589 WELL, OF ALL THE GALL. 35 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,891 OF COURSE, NOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES. 36 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,626 LIKE WHAT? 37 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,728 LIKE MAYBE YOUR DADDY WAS SPEEDING THROUGH A SEWER. 38 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:37,698 SPEEDING THROUGH A SE-- 39 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,699 YOU CHARACTER. 40 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,635 SPEEDING THROUGH A SEWER. YEAH. 41 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:49,210 HEY, HERE'S SOMETHIN' YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP. 42 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,745 CUSTODY RECEIPT FOR THE FIRST REVOLVER 43 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,780 I ISSUED YOU. 44 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,882 LOOKY THERE -- "AUGUST 1953." 45 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:58,152 10 YEARS AGO LAST MONTH SINCE I SWORE YOU IN. 46 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,453 YEAH. TIME HAS A WAY 47 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,290 OF MOVING RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD, DON'T IT? 48 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,493 BOY, IT SURE DOES. 49 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:08,196 HEY, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY OR SOMETHING. 50 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,898 OH, NO. NO, I MEAN IT. 51 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,666 HAVE A FEW FOLKS IN, A LITTLE YELLOW SPONGE CAKE 52 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,202 WITH 10 CANDLES ON IT. 53 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,704 OH, NO. DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT. 54 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,373 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT FUSS AND FALDERAL. 55 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:23,244 LORD KNOWS THE JOB ITSELF IS REWARD ENOUGH. 56 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,614 10 YEARS. HMM... 57 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,550 YOU KNOW, YOU AIN'T AGED A LICK? 58 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,220 REALLY? NOT THE FIRST LICK. 59 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,954 STILL AS WIRY AS EVER. 60 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,656 GOT THAT SAME KID SMILE. 61 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,594 WELL, YEAH, I'VE HEARD THAT MOST OF MY LIFE, I GUESS. 62 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,364 PEOPLE DO SEEM TO LIKE MY SMILE. 63 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,768 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW THAT? 64 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,503 WE SURE HAVE, YOU SON OF A GUN. 65 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,539 SON OF A GUN YOURSELF! 66 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,342 NO, NO, I OWE YOU A LOT, BARN. 67 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,676 I REALLY DO. 68 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,411 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER. 69 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,213 YOU'VE BEEN A FINE DEPUTY, 70 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,948 A TRUE PUBLIC SERVANT. 71 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,483 YOU CAN FEEL RIGHT PROUD OF YOURSELF. 72 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,717 YOU KNOW THAT? 73 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,854 WELL, A MAN DOES WITH WHAT HE'S GOT. 74 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,423 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CRY, ARE YOU? 75 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,858 OH, NO. 76 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,526 I MEAN, YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL 77 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,994 AND HIGH-STRUNG AND EVERYTHING. 78 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,596 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 79 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,964 Opie: HI, PA. 80 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,366 OH, HI, OPE. 81 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,600 HI, BARNEY. 82 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,369 HI, OPE. 83 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,875 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH BARNEY, PA? 84 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,977 OH, HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GETTING A COLD, 85 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,679 AND HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO CATCH IT. 86 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,980 OH. 87 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:51,265 GOMER! HOLD IT! 88 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,377 HEY, BARN. WELL? 89 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,413 OH 90 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:09,750 I'D LIKE TO HEAR SOME KIND OF AN EXPLANATION. 91 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,752 WELL, PICK A SUBJECT AND I'LL DO MY BEST. 92 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,387 YOU WANT ME TO PICK A SUBJECT? 93 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,489 I'LL PICK A SUBJECT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 94 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,691 I'LL PICK ONE -- U-TURNS. 95 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,827 OH, YOU MEAN WHAT I JUST DONE? 96 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,562 YEAH. COME ON, EXPLAIN. 97 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,331 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, BARN. 98 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,765 OH? 99 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,368 YOU'RE TALKING TO AN EMERGENCY VEHICLE. 100 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,070 AND YOU'RE ON AN EMERGENCY MISSION, I SUPPOSE. 101 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,872 YOU COULD CALL IT THAT. 102 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,974 YEAH, I SEEN YOU COMING OUT OF THE POST OFFICE. 103 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,509 DON'T TRY AND HIDE IT. 104 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,010 HERE'S YOUR EMERGENCY -- A POSTCARD 105 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:39,313 AND A COPY OF MECHANICS' MONTHLY. 106 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,349 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, BARN. 107 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,384 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRITE ME A TICKET, ARE YOU? 108 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,685 I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME WHY NOT. 109 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,687 WELL, I'M ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS. 110 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:51,525 GOMER, FOR 10 YEARS, I HAVE YET TO BETRAY THE PUBLIC TRUST. 111 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,727 NOW, I'D BE SOME PUBLIC SERVANT 112 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,829 IF I WERE TO ALLOW PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS 113 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,665 TO STAND IN THE WAY OF THE PERFORMANCE OF MY DUTY. 114 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,900 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 115 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,870 I'M GIVING YOU A TICKET FOR COMMITTING A 9-11. 116 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:03,971 COME ON, BARN. 117 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,906 LET ME BACK UP TO WHERE I STARTED, 118 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,576 AND THAT'LL SORT OF UNDO THAT 9 119 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,379 IF I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A-KIDDIN', 120 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,481 I'D HIT YOU WITH A 9-12! 121 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,715 WHAT'S A 9 122 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,585 "INSULTING AN OFFICER'S INTELLIGENCE." 123 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,553 I WAS JUST TRYING TO RIGHT A WRONG 124 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,622 THAT I DON'T THINK WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 125 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,024 COME ON, BARN. DON'T GIVE ME A TICKET. 126 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,559 WE'RE PALS. 127 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:28,696 GOMER, THAT SIMPLY DOES NOT ENTER INTO IT. 128 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,465 NOW, MY OATH STIPULATES THAT I'M TO UPHOLD THE LAW. 129 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,001 IF MY MOTHER MADE A U-TURN, I'D GIVE HER A TICKET. 130 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:38,839 THERE YOU ARE -- A $5 FINE 131 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,107 PAYABLE WITHIN ONE WEEK. 132 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,575 FAILURE TO DO SO 133 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,844 MAY RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT AND/OR A $100 FINE 134 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,747 OR BOTH AS THE JURISDICTION OF THE COURT MAY SO DECIDE. 135 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,848 YOU JUST GO UP... 136 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,383 WHAT WAS THAT?! 137 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,485 YOU JUST GO UP AN ALLEY AND HOLLER FISH! 138 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:55,423 I SAID IT, AND I AIN'T TAKING IT BACK NEITHER. 139 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,725 UH... 140 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:01,562 GOMER, TRY TO LOOK AT IT FROM MY SIDE, WILL YOU? 141 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,431 YOU SEE, YOU BROKE THE LAW. 142 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,666 WELL, SHOOT, I -- NOW LET ME FINISH. 143 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,835 NOW, IT'S FROM LITTLE MISDEMEANORS 144 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,603 THAT MAJOR FELONIES GROW, 145 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,440 AND IT'S MY DUTY -- IT'S ANYBODY'S DUTY -- 146 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,008 TO STOP 'EM BEFORE THEY GET TOO FAR. 147 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,944 NOW, THE LAW MUST BE UPHELD. 148 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,146 NOW, IF I -- AS JUST PLAIN JOHN DOE 149 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:22,550 AN ORDINARY CITIZEN -- WERE TO SEE YOU MAKING A U-TURN 150 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,785 I'D HAVE TO MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST. 151 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,687 GOMER, YOU'LL BE A BETTER MAN 152 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,490 IF YOU'LL TRY TO THINK OF US ALL WORKING TOGETHER 153 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,492 FOR A COMMON CAUSE. 154 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,663 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, BREAK IT UP. 155 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,665 LET'S GO. BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND PLACES OF BUSINESS. 156 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,768 COME ON, BREAK IT UP. LET'S GO. 157 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,447 Gomer: STOP, BARNEY, STOP! 158 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,816 CITIZEN'S ARREST! 159 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:59,653 CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST! 160 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,789 CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST! 161 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,023 CITIZEN'S ARREST! 162 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,992 WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT? 163 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,094 LIKE YOU SAID, YOU BROKE THE LAW 164 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,696 BY MAKING AN ILLEGAL U-TURN, 165 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,164 AND I, HEREBY, AS A CITIZEN OF THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY 166 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,534 AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, ARREST YOU. 167 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,968 Crowd: HURRAY! 168 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,104 NOW, JUST A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 169 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,840 YOU MADE A U-TURN, AND AS A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN 170 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,742 IT'S MY DUTY TO CALL YOU ON IT. 171 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,243 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SETTING AN EXAMPLE 172 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,212 FOR THE REST OF US. 173 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,515 NOW, GOMER, GOMER, JUST A MINUTE. 174 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,783 THIS LITTLE BLACK AND WHITE BABY HERE 175 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,685 IS A REAL EMERGENCY VEHICLE. 176 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,787 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO GET EVEN? 177 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,956 BUT YOU WEREN'T ON NO EMERGENCY CALL. 178 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,626 JUST A MINUTE! 179 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,193 YOU MADE A MISTAKE, DEPUTY. 180 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,029 NOW WRITE YOURSELF OUT A TICKET. 181 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,998 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING! 182 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,935 YOU HEAR THAT, FOLKS? THERE ARE TWO SETS OF LAWS -- 183 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,838 ONE FOR THE POLICE AND ONE FOR THE ORDINARY CITIZEN. 184 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,543 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT'S GOING ON? 185 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,210 OH, THIS BOOB HERE... 186 00:07:57,244 --> 00:08:00,280 BOOB?! THAT'S AN INSULT IN THE FACE OF THE PUBLIC. 187 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,215 THERE OUGHT TO BE A NUMBER LAW THAT COVERS THAT. 188 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,618 YOU BE STILL BECAUSE IF YOU GO BACK TO -- 189 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:07,020 BARNEY! 190 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,989 YOU CAN'T INSULT PEOPLE IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT. 191 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,658 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SET AN EXAMPLE. 192 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,960 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. NOW, WHAT HAPPENED? 193 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,995 OH, NUTSY HERE COME RUNNING AFTER ME 194 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,731 SCREAMING, "CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!" 195 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,166 WHAT FOR? 196 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,868 HE MADE AN ILLEGAL U-TURN 197 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,870 WHILST HE WASN'T ON NO EMERGENCY. 198 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,739 OH, HE'S JUST SORE. 199 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,207 HE'S JUST SORE BECAUSE I GAVE HIM 200 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,676 A TICKET FOR THE SAME THING. 201 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,177 DID YOU MAKE A U 202 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,580 WELL, YEAH, BUT TH-THE THING IS... 203 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,181 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 204 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,150 HOLD IT DOWN. HOLD IT DOWN. HOLD IT DOWN. 205 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,953 THIS THING IS GETTING BLOWED UP WAY OUT OF PROPORTION. 206 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,722 I THINK YOU BETTER WRITE YOURSELF A TICKET. 207 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,924 THEN WE'LL GO IN THE COURTHOUSE AND SETTLE IT IN PRIVATE. 208 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,593 YOU'RE KIDDING. 209 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,995 I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE US BOTH A LOT OF EMBARRASSMENT. 210 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,763 YOU'RE KIDDING! 211 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,198 Man: WELL, YOU GONNA MAKE HIM WRITE HIMSELF A TICKET, 212 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,800 OR AIN'T YA?! 213 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,568 THE MORE YOU FUSS ABOUT IT, THE BIGGER IT'S GETTIN'. 214 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,969 ANDY, MAKE HIM GIVE HISSELF A TICKET. 215 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,638 STAY OUT OF THIS, GOMER. 216 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,106 I MADE THE ARREST. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS. 217 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,741 BARNEY, WRITE OUT THE TICKET. 218 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,175 ANDY, YOU'RE KIDDING! 219 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,011 BARNEY, PLEASE WRITE OUT THE TICKET. 220 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,246 The folks expect it now. 221 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,315 OKAY. I'LL WRITE IT OUT. 222 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,183 YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'LL WRITE IT OUT. 223 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,052 I'LL WRITE IT OUT, ALL RIGHT. 224 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,588 YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME BECAUSE SOME BOOB -- 225 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,856 BOOB?! 226 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,190 HE'S CALLING ME NAMES AGAIN , ANDY. 227 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,759 YOU SAID HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO... 228 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,628 GOMER, PLEASE STAY OUT OF THIS! 229 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,663 WRITE OUT THE TICKET, BARNEY! 230 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,364 WRITE OUT THE TICKET! 231 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,767 GOMER, STAY OUT OF THIS. 232 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,670 NOW, DON'T LET YOUR TEMPER GUIDE YOUR THINKING. 233 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,304 "TEMPER"?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "TEMPER"?! 234 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,906 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 235 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,174 HOW COULD YOU HUMILIATE ME 236 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,976 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TOWN LIKE THAT? 237 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,978 BARNEY, IT WAS DIPLOMACY, PUBLIC RELATIONS. 238 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,814 IN THE EYES OF THE PEOPLE OF MAYBERRY, YOU'RE A BIG MAN. 239 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,716 HA! I'M A BOOB -- THAT'S WHAT I AM! 240 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,017 A BOOB! 241 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,687 LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU THE $5 OUT OF MY OWN POCKET 242 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,921 TO PAY THE FINE. 243 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,723 NOW, THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 244 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,258 IT'S A CLOSED ISSUE. OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH? 245 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,627 YOU THINK THAT'LL CLOSE IT, DO YOU? 246 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,896 JUST LIKE THAT -- ALL FIXED AND DONE. 247 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,231 WELL, LET ME FILL YOU IN, SHERIFF. 248 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,767 BARNEY, WILL YOU CALM -- 249 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,035 YOU ARE NOT GONNA PAY MY $5 FOR ME! 250 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,771 I AM NOT PAYING MY $5 FOR ME! 251 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,005 WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN' AT? 252 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,855 PRISONER INCARCERATED AND ACCOUNTED FOR. 253 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,991 BARNEY! 254 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,694 WILL YOU GET OUT OF THERE? 255 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,328 DON'T PUT THAT KEY INTO THE DOOR. 256 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,930 I'M NOT COMING OUT! ARE YOU CRACKING UP? 257 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,832 THE ACCUSED HAS THE CHOICE OF PAYING 258 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,067 A $5 FINE OR SPENDING FIVE DAYS IN JAIL. 259 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,335 I, THE ACCUSED, CHOOSE THE LATTER! 260 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,437 YOU'RE MAKIN' A FOOL OF YOURSELF. 261 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,273 DO YOU THINK SO? DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 262 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,142 HONESTLY AND TRULY, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? 263 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,677 YES, THAT'S WHAT I THINK! 264 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,345 WELL, SHERIFF, THE LAUGH'S ON YOU! 265 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,716 WHEN WORD GETS OUT YOUR DEPUTY AND EX-BEST FRIEND 266 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,684 HAS BEEN JAILED FOR A MINOR OFFENSE, 267 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,919 YOU'LL BE THE FOOL! 268 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,021 YOUR MIND'S REALLY MADE UP, HUH? 269 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,824 I WOULDN'T BACK DOWN NOW IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! 270 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:09,236 WHO LOOKS FOOLISH NOW, SHERIFF? 271 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,937 SMOKIN', ARE YA? 272 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,806 THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SMOKIN'. 273 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,809 WHAT'S THE MATTER, SMOKIN' LAMP OUT OR SOMETHIN'? 274 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,011 WHAT'D YA COME BACK FOR -- BED CHECK? 275 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,313 OKAY, TAKE A LOOK, SCREW. 276 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,382 NO KNIVES, NO GUNS, NO SAWS. 277 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,850 BARNEY... 278 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,518 SATISFIED? EVERYTHING SECURE? 279 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,921 A-OKAY AND OUT. 280 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,759 YOU GONNA STAY LOCKED UP 281 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,294 IN THAT CELL ALL NIGHT, ARE YA? 282 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,929 WHY, SOMEWHERE'S ELSE YOU WANT ME TO GO? 283 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,263 YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN SOLITARY? 284 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,933 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TRANSFER ME TO STATE PRISON? 285 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:19,439 WELL, STAY THERE IF YOU WANT TO. 286 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:31,351 * I'M SO SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEART, MOTHER * 287 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,986 OTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 288 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,187 IT'S NOT EVEN SATURDAY NIGHT. 289 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,523 I KNOW. SPECIAL OCCASION. 290 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,159 IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY. 27 YEARS. 291 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,460 WHAT ANNIVERSARY? 292 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,230 WELL, 27 YEARS AGO, I TOOK MY FIRST DRINK, 293 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,432 AND I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH IT EVER SINCE. 294 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,801 COME ON, OTIS. 295 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,538 OH, ANOTHER PRISONER. HI, MATE. 296 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,007 HEY... 297 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,943 IT'S BARNEY. 298 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,879 WELL, FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOCKED IN A CELL. 299 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,147 BUT YOU'RE OUT. 300 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,015 I'M THE ONE THAT'S IN, RIGHT? 301 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,551 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR, PAL? 302 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,353 OTIS... 303 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,555 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE ANDY. 304 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,991 AH, YOU AIN'T IN, AND YOU AIN'T OUT. 305 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,994 ME? I AIN'T IN, AND I AIN'T OUT. 306 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,929 I'M IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE! 307 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,431 OTIS, BARNEY IS IN. 308 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,067 HUH? BARNEY IS IN. 309 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,902 HE'S A PRISONER. HE'S LOCKED IN THE CELL. 310 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,236 BARNEY? 311 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,238 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A PRISONER. 312 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:29,576 OKAY, YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT? I'M IN. 313 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,545 THEY CAUGHT YOU, HEY? DID YOU TAKE A LITTLE BRIBE? 314 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,214 OTIS... 315 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,916 WHAT'D YOU GET HIM FOR, ROLLING A PRISONER? 316 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,918 OTIS, BARNEY'S IN BY HIS OWN CHOICE. 317 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,519 NOW, GO ON IN YOUR ROOM AND GO TO SLEEP. 318 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,321 WELL, YOU'LL LIKE IT, PAL. 319 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,056 YOU JUST KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, 320 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,026 AND MAYBE THEY'LL LET YOU OUT ON GOOD BEHAVIOR. 321 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,931 * OH, I'M SORRY 322 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,133 * I BROKE YOUR HEART, MOTHER * 323 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,035 PIPE DOWN, OTIS! WILL YOU PIPE DOWN?! 324 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,204 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "PIPE DOWN"? 325 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,505 JUST WHAT I SAID -- KNOCK IT OFF! 326 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,940 SAYS WHO?! 327 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,141 SAYS ME! 328 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,409 YEAH?! YEAH! 329 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,610 YOU GONNA MAKE ME? DARN RIGHT I AM! 330 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,478 YOU AND WHO ELSE? ME, MYSELF AND I! 331 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014 THAT'S THREE PEOPLE. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! 332 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,481 YEAH? YEAH! 333 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,217 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 334 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,887 BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET. 335 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:17,991 * BARNEY'S IN JAIL, BARNEY'S IN JAIL * 336 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,459 * BARNEY'S IN JAIL 337 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,660 OTIS... 338 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,196 HEY, UH, BARNEY, LISTEN. 339 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,999 KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 340 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,035 IT MEANS WE'RE BUSTING OUT TONIGHT. 341 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,471 BARNEY... 342 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,042 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 343 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,276 * BARNEY'S IN JAIL 344 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,346 NIP IT! NIP IT! NIP IT! NIP IT! 345 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,514 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 346 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,616 NOW, JUST QUIET DOWN, BOTH OF YOU, AND GO TO SLEEP. 347 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,386 I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE FUSSING, YOU UNDERSTAND? 348 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,361 GOOD NIGHT. 349 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,536 * I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEART, MOTHER * 350 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,007 YOU SHUT UP, OTIS! WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?! 351 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,508 I CAN SING IF I WANT TO. 352 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,709 NO, YOU CAN'T! 353 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,144 I CAN. CAN'T! 354 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,345 SAYS WHO? SAYS ME! 355 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,414 YOU A COP? WHAT'S IT TO YA?! 356 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,083 YOU AIN'T A COP. YOU'RE A PRISONER. 357 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,550 AND I'M TELLING YOU TO SHUT UP! 358 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,219 GONNA MAKE ME? DARN RIGHT I AM! 359 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,487 YEAH? YEAH! 360 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,195 MORNIN', BARN. 361 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,333 STILL HERE, ARE YA? 362 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,374 BARNEY, ANDY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED, 363 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,642 AND I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, 364 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,644 BUT I BROUGHT YOU SOME BREAKFAST. 365 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,180 COME ON OUT AND HAVE SOME WHILE IT'S HOT. 366 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,681 NO, THANKS, AUNT BEE. 367 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,450 WELL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING. 368 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,020 NO, I DON'T, AND HE CAN'T MAKE ME, NEITHER. 369 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,521 WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN HAVE A -- 370 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,156 I'D JUST LIKE TO SEE HIM MAKE ME EAT BREAKFAST. 371 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,690 I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY. 372 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,263 ANDY, SEE THAT HE EATS SOMETHING. 373 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,533 AND GIVE OTIS A CUP OF COFFEE WHEN HE WAKES UP. 374 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,554 COMIN' OUT, ARE YA? 375 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,056 YEAH, I'M COMIN' OUT. 376 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,426 I'M COMIN' OUT WITH THIS. 377 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,162 WHAT'S THAT? 378 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,463 READ IT. 379 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,998 YOU'RE A BIG BOY. YOU CAN READ. 380 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,701 THAT'S RIGHT. 381 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,271 IT'S MY RESIGNATION. 382 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,373 SIGNED, SEALED, AND DELIVERED. 383 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,809 ALL RIGHT. 384 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,612 IT MEANS I'M QUITTIN', YOU KNOW. 385 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,414 THAT'S MY OFFICIAL RESIGNATION. 386 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,283 I KNOW. 387 00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:00,053 IT'S MY RESIGNATION, AND IT'S OFFICIAL. 388 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,491 I ACCEPT IT. 389 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,061 GOOD. 390 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:12,432 I'LL TAKE IT OVER TO TOWN COUNCIL THE FIRST CHANCE I GET. 391 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,502 ALL RIGHT. 392 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,837 YOU DO THAT. 393 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,373 THEN THEY'LL KNOW. 394 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,808 THAT'S MY RESIGNATION, YOU KNOW! 395 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,443 MEANS I'M RESIGNING. 396 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,779 I UNDERSTAND. 397 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,549 YOU JUST TAKE THAT PAPER OVER THERE AND... 398 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,384 YOU SHOW IT TO 'EM. 399 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,255 IT'S MY RESIGNATION! 400 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,291 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 401 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,419 HEY, GOMER! 402 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,121 HEY, OPE. 403 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,491 CAN I USE YOUR AIR HOSE? 404 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,726 HELP YOURSELF. WATER AND AIR IS FREE. 405 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,895 WE DO MAKE A CHARGE TO GAS, THOUGH. 406 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,397 I KNOW. 407 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,199 YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'D BE IN THIS BUSINESS 408 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,733 IF WE GAVE GAS AWAY FREE? 409 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,734 NOT VERY LONG. 410 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,270 SAY, WHERE'S YOUR PA? 411 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,405 HAVEN'T SEEN HIM AROUND ALL DAY. 412 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,574 BARNEY NEITHER, FOR THAT MATTER. 413 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,376 DIDN'T YOU HEAR? BARNEY QUIT. 414 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,144 SAY WHAT? 415 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:34,381 BARNEY QUIT. HE AIN'T A DEPUTY NO MORE. HE AIN'T? 416 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,883 IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT CITIZEN'S ARREST YOU GIVE HIM. 417 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,818 I HEARD PA TELLIN' AUNT BEE. 418 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,854 BARNEY LOCKED HISSELF UP IN JAIL, AND HE WOULDN'T COME OUT, 419 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,324 AND PA COULDN'T GET HIM TO EAT HIS BREAKFAST. 420 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,459 THEN BARNEY GIVE PA HIS RESIGNATION, 421 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,760 AND THEN HE WENT TO SLEEP. 422 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,297 HUH? THAT'S WHAT PA SAID TO AUNT BEE. 423 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,200 "HE MADE HIS BED. LET HIM SLEEP." 424 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,601 OH. 425 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,637 WELL...THANKS FOR THE AIR, GOMER. 426 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,772 YOU SAY BARNEY QUIT. HE REALLY QUIT? 427 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,874 YEP. HE'S OFF PA'S FORCE. 428 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,410 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, GOMER. 429 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,677 SEE YA, OPE! 430 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,579 TELL YOUR AUNT BEE GOMER SAYS "HEY." 431 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,914 I WILL! 432 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,798 HEY, BARNEY! 433 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,935 TELEPHONE'S RINGING! AIN'T YA GONNA ANSWER IT? 434 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,538 NO. 435 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:36,243 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT! 436 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:46,386 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T GET AN ANSWERING SERVICE HERE. 437 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,821 FELLOW CAN'T EVEN GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP... 438 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,759 WITHOUT SOME PEST CALLING UP FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 439 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,461 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 440 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,265 HELLO. SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 441 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,933 NO, HE AIN'T HERE. THIS HERE'S OTIS. 442 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,502 HUH? 443 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,671 YOU DON'T SAY. 444 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,906 I WILL. I WILL. 445 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,941 YEAH, RIGHT NOW. 446 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,510 OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH! 447 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,245 BARNEY, GUESS WHAT? 448 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,347 THERE'S BEEN A HOLDUP AT WALLY'S FILLIN' STATION! 449 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,316 OH, I GUESS I BETTER... 450 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,951 OH, I GUESS I BETTER... 451 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,487 OH, NO. 452 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,989 HELP! ANDY! ANDY! 453 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,292 HELP! HOLDUP! 454 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,993 ANDY, HELP! 455 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,871 GOMER! 456 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,039 GOMER! GOMER! 457 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,808 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'D THEY GET? 458 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,643 DIDN'T BARNEY COME WITH YA? 459 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,379 NO. WHAT'S THE STORY? HOW MUCH DID THEY GET? 460 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,747 HOW MANY WERE THERE? WHO? 461 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,816 A CALL COME THROUGH THERE WAS A HOLDUP DOWN HERE. 462 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,351 OTIS TOLD ME. 463 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,952 FUNNY BARNEY DIDN'T COME WITH YOU. 464 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,521 THIS WAS A JOB THAT CALLED FOR TEAMWORK. 465 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,789 WILL YOU FORGET BARNEY? NOW, WHAT HAPPENED? 466 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,626 WELL, SEEING I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT YOU ALL APART, 467 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,662 I THOUGHT I'D TRY TO GET YOU BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 468 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,364 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 469 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,898 I FAKED IT. 470 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,600 YOU WHAT?! 471 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,436 I MADE BELIEVE THERE WAS A HOLDUP, 472 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,604 HOPING YOU AND BARNEY'D COME TOGETHER. 473 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,741 GOMER, YOU DIDN'T. 474 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,043 I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK. 475 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,412 Barney: ANDY! ANDY! 476 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,813 ANDY! 477 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,482 SEE, HE DID COME. 478 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,983 I KNEW THIS WAS A JOB THAT CALLED FOR TEAMWORK. 479 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,386 SORRY I'M LATE, ANDY. I KNEW YOU'D NEED COVER. 480 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,620 WHERE'D THEY GO? WHAT'S THE SCOOP, GOMER? 481 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,356 DID YOU GET A LOOK AT THEIR FACES? 482 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,723 WERE THEY WEARING RUBBER MASKS? 483 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,559 PRINTS! WE NEED PRINTS! 484 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,394 DID THEY LEAVE ANY PRINTS? 485 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,762 WHAT'D THE CROOKS LOOK LIKE? 486 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,431 GOMER TURNED IN A FALSE ALARM. 487 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,799 WHAT? 488 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,570 GOMER MADE IT UP. THERE WERE NO CROOKS. 489 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,007 AND YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DO YOU? 490 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,811 DO YOU REALIZE YOU'VE COMMITTED A 785? 491 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,546 A FALSE ALARM? 492 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,114 DO YOU REALIZE THE DANGER INVOLVED 493 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,983 IN A PRANK LIKE THAT?! 494 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,085 I'M GONNA THROW THE BOOK AT YOU, GOMER. 495 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,487 HUH? THAT'S RIGHT. 496 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,622 I'M HITTIN' YOU WITH A 215... 497 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,459 A 923, AND A 785. 498 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,461 OH, BARNEY, DON'T GIVE ME NO MORE TICKETS. 499 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,697 DON'T START THAT OVER AGAIN. 500 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,133 ALL OF THESE? 501 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,968 THAT'S RIGHT. ALL OF THESE. 502 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,870 ANDY. 503 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,812 ANDY, COME ON. 504 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,121 HEY, BARNEY, STOP! 505 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,123 YOU'RE MAKING A U-TURN! CITIZEN'S ARREST! 506 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,459 CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST! 507 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:43,430 CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST! 508 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,837 ANDY? 509 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,974 UH...I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY TO YOU. 510 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,777 I WANT YOU TO HEAR ME OUT. 511 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,814 WELL, WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS... 512 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,151 WELL, ACTUALLY, WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS 513 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:09,155 THAT I REALIZE I MADE A DANG FOOL OF MYSELF, 514 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:12,892 AND I'M SORRY. 515 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:16,763 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SAY. 516 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,098 THAT'S OKAY, BARN. 517 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,471 WELL, WE BETTER GET BACK TO WORK. 518 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,838 HEY, ANDY? 519 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:28,741 UH, THAT LETTER OF RESIGNATION I WROTE. 520 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,076 WHAT ABOUT IT? 521 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,478 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? 522 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,813 OH. OH, THAT. 523 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,115 WELL, I'LL TELL YA, BARN, 524 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,017 I THOUGHT I'D JUST... 525 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,952 FILE IT IN HERE WITH THE REST OF THEM. 526 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,588 HUH? 527 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,723 "JANUARY 21st, 528 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:47,193 "I BERNARD P. FIFE DO HEREBY TENDER MY RESIGNATION." 529 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,896 "FEBRUARY 7th, THIS IS TO ADVISE 530 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:53,733 THAT I, BERNARD P. FIFE, AM HEREBY RESIGNING"... 36999

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