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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

WITH RONNY HOWARD...

ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

OH, UH... AUNT BEE.

HELLO, BARNEY.

DO YOU MIND IF I JUST SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE?

WHY, AUNT BEE, AIN'T YOU FEELING GOOD?

HERE, YOU JUST SET YOURSELF RIGHT DOWN HERE.

THANK YOU, BARNEY.

I... I JUST FEEL A LITTLE FAINT.

FAINT? NOW... NOW, DON'T DO THAT.

UH, UH, I'LL GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER.

I'LL... MAYBE I'LL... MAYBE WE BETTER...

BETTER LOOSEN SOMETHING.

YOU GOT SOMETHING WE CAN LOOSEN?

OH, WAIT, HERE, LET'S GET YOUR FEET UP.

BARNEY, PLEASE!

LISTEN, WE'LL JUST RUB YOUR WRISTS HERE.

WHAT FOR?

I DON'T KNOW. THEY ALWAYS DO THAT.

PLEASE, BARNEY.

YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

AUNT BEE, W

OH, AUNT BEE'S JUST SICK AS SHE CAN BE.

W

I'LL BE ALL RIGHT, ANDY.

I'VE JUST... I'VE JUST HAD A SHOCK, THAT'S ALL.

W

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT AUGUSTA FINCH?

NO. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

SHE PASSED AWAY... AT 10:30 THIS MORNING.

OH, I'M SORRY.

IT WAS A BLOW, A TERRIBLE BLOW.

WELL, AUNT BEE,

YOU AND MISS FINCH NEVER WAS THAT CLOSE

FOR YOU TO CARRY ON LIKE THIS.

CLOSE?

SHE WAS EXACTLY MY AGE.

WELL, JUST 'CAUSE

SHE WAS YOUR AGE DON'T MEAN ANYTHING.

AUGUSTA ALWAYS ENJOYED POOR HEALTH

AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER,

BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HEALTHY.

OH, I MAY NOT COMPLAIN, MAYBE...

WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO GO SOMETIME.

UH, AUNT BEE, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING GOOD

WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE DOC ANDREWS?

OH, DOC ANDREWS, A LOT HE CAN DO.

A LOT HE DID FOR GUSSIE.

WELL, HE'S ALWAYS TAKEN GOOD CARE OF US.

LET ME JUST GIVE HIM A RING.

DON'T YOU DARE!

I KNOW WHAT HE'LL TELL ME

AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

HE TELLS ME THE SAME THING EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.

WHAT'S THAT?

"WE'RE NO SPRING CHICKENS ANYMORE."

WELL, MAYBE HE ISN'T.

I'M NOT GOING TO PAY DOC ANDREWS FIVE DOLLARS

JUST TO TELL ME HOW OLD I AM.

AND I'M NOT THAT OLD.

NO, YOU'RE NOT, BUT IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING GOOD...

I FEEL FINE!

AND DON'T BE LATE FOR SUPPER.

AUNT BEE! AUNT BEE!

AUNT BEE!

AUNT BEE!

OPIE, I ALWAYS TOLD YOU

TO GO STRAIGHT HOME FROM SCHOOL.

COME AND SEE, AUNT BEE.

HE'S TELLING ALL ABOUT THE INDIANS.

WHO? HIM.

MY FRIENDS, THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION...

HE GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE INDIANS.

HE GOT ADOPTED BY THEIR CHIEF.

HE LIVED WITH THEM, AUNT BEE, REAL INDIANS.

HE LEARNED ALL THEIR SECRETS.

COME ON AND LISTEN.

HE'S ROPED WILD PONIES!

MARK IT WELL, MY FRIENDS.

COLONEL HARVEY'S INDIAN ELIXIR-- GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU.

ARE YOU FEELING TIRED AND RUNDOWN?

DO YOU DRAG YOURSELF OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

DOES LIFE SEEM HARDLY WORTH LIVING?

THEN, FRIENDS, GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION.

AW, HECK, IT'S JUST ANOTHER COMMERCIAL.

COME ON, AUNT BEE.

YOU RUN ON ALONG HOME, OPIE.

I WANT TO LISTEN.

OKAY.

MY MISSION IN LIFE IS HEALTH

IS ZEST, IS VIGOR, IS THE JOY OF LIVING.

NOW, WHAT I OFFER YOU, MY FRIENDS, IS NO MEDICINE.

IT IS FAR MORE THAN THAT.

IT IS A TONIC, AN ELIXIR

TO PURGE THE BODY AND LIFT THE SPIRITS

TO PUT A LIGHT IN THE EYE AND A SPRING IN THE STEP

A LILT IN THE VOICE AND HOPE IN THE HUMAN HEART.

BREATHES THERE A MAN WITH SOUL SO DEAD

HE CAN SAY HE IS NOT INTERESTED?

AT ONLY ONE DOLLAR A BOTTLE?

PLEASE, FRIENDS, I KNOW

THE PRICE IS RIDICULOUS.

IT ONLY HELPS DEFRAY THE COST.

WHILE THE SUPPLY LASTS, DO I HEAR A VOICE?

I'LL TAKE TWO.

AH, THERE SPEAKS SOMEONE IN WHOM THE SPARK IS NOT DEAD.

ARE THERE OTHERS?

STEP FORWARD, PLEASE.

Woman: I'LL TAKE ONE.

ONE FOR THE LADY.

ONE FOR YOU, AND ONE FOR YOU.

AND YOU...

COLONEL HARVEY?

I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU

HOW MUCH I ADMIRE THE WORK YOU'RE DOING.

AH... THANK YOU, DEAR LADY.

ARE YOU PLANNING TO STAY LONG IN MAYBERRY?

WOULD THAT I MIGHT.

SELDOM IN ALL MY TRAVELS

HAVE I COME UPON SO CHARMING A TOWN

WITH SO MANY FINE PEOPLE,

NOT LEAST AMONG THEM YOUR OWN CHARMING SELF.

COLONEL, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A HOME

OH, NO. WHY...

I READ YOUR THOUGHTS.

THEY SHINE FROM YOUR EYES, LIKE THE GOODNESS WITHIN.

WE'D BE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU FOR SUPPER.

YOU'RE MOST KIND.

WHO COULD RESIST THE OPPORTUNITY

OF MAKING YOUR BETTER ACQUAINTANCE?

OH, GOOD.

SHALL WE SAY 6:00?

6:00.

WHAT TIME DO THE INDIANS EAT?

INDIANS?

OH, WELL, THEY EAT MOST ANYTIME, UH, 6:35, 7:00, 7:15...

GOOD. WELL, WE'LL SAY 6:00?

I SHALL COUNT THE HOURS.

THE ADDRESS IS 332 MAPLE ROAD.

IT IS A TONIC, AN ELIXIR, TO PURGE THE BODY...

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE-- WHAT'S THAT?

...TO PUT A LIGHT IN THE EYE AND A SPRING IN THE STEP.

LOOKS LIKE A SIDESHOW.

YEAH.

PARK IT, AND LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

MY MISSION IN LIFE IS HEALTH, IS ZEST, IS VIGOR,

IS THE JOY OF LIVING.

WHAT I OFFER YOU IS NO MEDICINE.

IT IS FAR MORE THAN THAT.

IT IS A TONIC, AN ELIXIR, TO PURGE THE BODY.

ARE YOU OVERWEIGHT?

DO YOU WORRY TOO MUCH?

WORRY ABOUT MONEY? WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE?

WELL, THEN, FRIENDS, LET ME ASK YOU ONE THING...

HAVE YOU EVERY SEEN A FAT, OLD, WORRIED INDIAN?

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN AN INDIAN WITH ULCERS?

I AIN'T EVER KNOWN AN INDIAN, HAVE YOU?

NO.

...BECAUSE THE INDIAN'S WAY IS NATURE'S WAY.

NATURE'S WAY IS COLONEL HARVEY'S WAY.

COLONEL HARVEY'S INDIAN ELIXIR-- GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU.

UH, COLONEL, COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

BY ALL MEANS.

COME CLOSER, FRIEND.

HAVE YOU GOT A LICENSE

THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SELL ON THE STREET?

INDEED I HAVE, SHERIFF.

DULY APPLIED FOR AND RECEIVED FROM YOUR COUNTY CLERK.

YOU GOT A LICENSE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SELL MEDICINE?

NO, SHERIFF, MY ELIXIR IS NO DRUG, NO SO-CALLED MEDICINE.

EXAMINE THE LABEL.

YOU WILL FIND NO CLAIM WHICH CANNOT BE SUBSTANTIATED.

YOU WILL NOT SEE IT ADVERTISED.

IT IS NOT SOLD IN DRUGSTORES,

NOR THROUGH THE MAIL AS AN INTERSTATE COMMERCE.

HERE YOU ARE, SHERIFF. MAY I OFFER YOU THIS BOTTLE

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS?

NO, YOU KEEP THAT.

NO, PLEASE TEST IT.

SEE IF IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

I FEEL FINE.

LET'S GO, BARNEY.

"NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE."

MARK IT WELL, MY FRIENDS, COLONEL HARVEY...

WHATCHA THINK?

WELL, WE CAN'T HOLD HIM ON A 6-0-3.

NO.

OR EVEN A 1-1-5.

WHAT'S A 1

PARKING NEXT TO A HYDRANT.

OH.

WELL, LET'S GO.

...IS HEALTH, IS ZEST, IS VIGOR, IS...

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE *

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, DON'T CRY... *

COME ON, OPIE, AND SING.

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE *

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, DON'T CRY *

* THE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN THAT TAKES ME *

* AWAY FROM YOU, NO WORDS CAN TELL HOW SAD IT MAKES ME *

* KISS ME, TOOTSIE, AND THEN

* DO IT OVER AGAIN

* LOOK FOR THE MAIL, I'LL NEVER FAIL *

* IF YOU DON'T GET A LETTER, THEN YOU'LL KNOW I'M IN JAIL *

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE *

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE *

WHEE!

OH, HELLO, ANDY.

AUNT BEE.

YEAH, W...

OOH, I MUST HAVE MADE MYSELF A LITTLE DIZZY.

MY, MY.

I AIN'T HEARD YOU PLAY THAT PIANO IN YEARS.

WELL, I THOUGHT I'D FORGOTTEN HOW.

WELL, YOU WERE SURE PLAYING THE DAYLIGHTS

OUT OF IT THEN.

UH, YOU, UH, FEELIN' ALL RIGHT?

OH, I NEVER FELT BETTER.

WELL, WHAT'D YOU DO?

BREAK DOWN AND GO SEE DOC ANDREWS?

OOH-HOO, DOC ANDREWS.

I FOUND SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

OH, MY GOODNESS, WHAT TIME IS IT?

UH, AUNT BEE...

OH, NOW, DON'T START ASKING ME QUESTIONS.

I HAVE S-SUPPER IN THE OVEN.

WE HAVE A-A GUEST COMING.

A GUEST?

OPIE, WOULD YOU GET MY APRON FROM THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?

NO, NEVER MIND.

I'M GOING THAT WAY ANYWAY.

OH, BARNEY...

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

WELL, I'VE BEEN RIGHT HERE, AUNT BEE...

OH, ANDY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

OH, H-HE AIN'T STAYIN'. HE'S JUST DROPPIN' ME OFF.

OH, WELL, IT WAS VERY NICE TO SEE YOU, BARNEY.

DON'T BE SUCH A STRANGER.

STRANGER?

AUNT BEE SURE IS FEELING GOOD, HUH, PAW?

SHE SURE IS.

UH, OPIE, YOU WANT TO GO OUT IN THE KITCHEN

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED, AUNT BEE?

MM, OH, NOTHING, CHILD, NOTHING.

I'LL JUST SWEEP IT UP LATER.

UH, ANDY, I DON'T LIKE TO SAY THIS, BUT...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

IF IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE, I'D SAY SHE WAS TIDDLY.

IF IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE, YOU'D BE RIGHT,

BUT SHE WON'T EVEN ALLOW FRUITCAKE

IN THE HOUSE...

ACCOUNT OF A BROTHER SHE HAD.

YEAH? MM-HMM.

WELL, WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIREWATER.

I'D BETTER GET GOING.

WHAT'D I COME IN HERE FOR?

OH, YOUR RAINCOAT IN THE CLOSET.

OH, YEAH.

ANDY?

MAYBE THIS'LL EXPLAIN WHY AUNT BEE'S FEELING SO GOOD.

SURE LOOKS LIKE SHE TOOK THE ADULT DOSE.

HEY, LISTEN, TELL YOU WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO--

RUN THIS OVER TO DOC ANDREWS

AND HAVE HIM ANALYZE IT.

RIGHT. GOOD.

Aunt Bee: * TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE *

* TOOT, TOOT, TOOTSIE, DON'T CRY *

WELL, AUNT BEE,

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR AFTERNOON.

OH, ANDY,

I HAD ONE OF THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY EXPERIENCES

OF MY LIFE.

WELL, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME LIKE THAT SINCE...

SINCE I WAS BAPTIZED.

OH, THIS MAN, HE HAS SUCH POWER.

WHAT MAN?

WELL, YOU'LL MEET HIM.

HE'S COMING TO SUPPER.

YOU KNOW, JUST LISTENING TO HIM, I FELT BETTER.

AND AFTERWARDS, WHEN I ACTUALLY TALKED WITH HIM...

OH! GOOD HEAVENS!

THAT'S HIM... THAT'S HIM.

I'LL GET IT.

OPIE!

I'LL GET IT.

ANDY...

I'LL GET IT.

WELL...

GOOD EVENING, DEAR LADY.

WELL, WE MEET AGAIN.

OH, DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

YOU MIGHT SAY WE KNOW EACH OTHER.

WELL, IT IS A SMALL WORLD.

WELL, ANDY, JUST DON'T STAND THERE.

TAKE THE COLONEL'S HAT.

AND I MADE YOU THE MOST...

OH, MY...

MISS BEE, I HAVE DINED IN THE FINEST RESTAURANTS

IN NEW ORLEANS,

BUT NEVER HAVE I TASTED FOOD LIKE THAT.

OH...

WELL, COLONEL... OH, COLONEL,

NOW, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

IT WAS ONLY JUST POTLUCK, YOU KNOW.

TUSH, MY DEAR LADY, TUSH.

THERE IS POTLUCK AND THERE IS POTLUCK.

IT'S NOT ONLY THE INGREDIENTS,

IT'S THE MAGIC WITH WHICH IT'S PREPARED,

AND YOU, MY DEAR LADY

HAVE THE MAGICAL TOUCH.

MY COMPLIMENTS.

WELL, THANK YOU, COLONEL.

CAN YOU MAKE SMOKE COME OUT OF YOUR EARS?

NO, MY BOY, THAT I CANNOT DO.

BUT I CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN INDIAN SMOKE SIGNALS?

THEN I SHALL SHOW YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

THE CAVALRY IS COMING.

SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE, COLONEL.

OH, OPIE...

YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE THE CHILD.

HE'S SIMPLY CAPTIVATED BY YOU

AND I CAN'T BLAME HIM.

OPIE, SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THE COLONEL

AND RUN ON UP AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANY.

NOW, DON'T TELL ME THAT.

I WANT TO STAY.

YOU GOT YOUR ORDERS, SON.

OKAY, PAW.

GOOD NIGHT, AUNT BEE.

GOOD NIGHT, OPIE.

GOOD NIGHT, PAW.

GOOD NIGHT, COLONEL.

JUST A MINUTE, BOY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

NEKU YA-TE-EH SHO-CHU-NEH.

WOW.

OH, COLONEL, THAT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL.

SHAWNEE-- I LIVED AMONG 'EM...

THEY'RE DEVILS.

ANDY, WHY DON'T YOU ENTERTAIN THE COLONEL

WHILE I GET SOME COFFEE.

PARDON ME.

DEAR LADY.

WELL, COLONEL...

HOW LONG, UH...

HOW LONG YOU FIGURIN' ON STAYIN' IN THESE PARTS?

SHERIFF, MY TRAVELS HAVE TAKEN ME

TO MANY VILLAGES AND HAMLETS

IN THIS GREAT LAND OF OURS,

BUT NEVER HAVE I MET SUCH WARM, WONDERFUL, GRACIOUS PEOPLE

AS YOU HAVE IN THIS TOWN.

YEAH. LET ME ASK YOU...

I WISH THAT I COULD SAY

THAT MY PERMANENT ADDRESS

IS MAYBERRY, U.S.A.

GOOD.

NOW, LET ME ASK YOU...

BUT ALAS,

MY MISSION CALLS ME TO EVER FAR DISTANT LANDS.

YEAH, I GUESS THERE IS A GREAT NEED.

OH, SHERIFF...

IF YOU ONLY KNEW.

IF YOU ONLY KNEW.

LET ME ASK YOU...

Aunt Bee: HERE WE ARE.

LET ME HELP YOU, DEAR LADY.

THANK YOU, COLONEL.

COLONEL, I JUST HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL IDEA.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADDRESS A MEETING

OF MY LADIES AID CHURCH COMMITTEE?

WE CAN MEET RIGHT HERE TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

THERE, YOU SEE?

I NEVER KNOW WHEN I SHALL BE CALLED UPON TO SERVE.

I WOULD DEEM IT A PRIVILEGE.

HERE'S YOUR EVIDENCE-- EXHIBIT "A".

85% ALCOHOL?

PHEW! NO WONDER SHE WAS FEELING NO PAIN.

THERE'S YOUR GROUNDS-- SELLING PLAIN LIQUOR.

LET'S RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN.

NO. IT AIN'T THAT SIMPLE.

BUT, ANDY, THE GUY'S A GRADE "A", DOUBLE-BARRELED PHONY.

I KNOW, BUT AUNT BEE BELIEVES IN HIM.

IF I RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN LIKE THIS,

SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.

WE'LL HAVE TO PROVE IT TO HER.

BUT WHILE WE'RE STALLING AROUND HERE,

HE COULD BE GIVING US THE SLIP.

WELL, HE AIN'T LEAVING RIGHT NOW.

HE'S OVER AT THE HOUSE

ADDRESSIN' THE LADIES AID CHURCH COMMITTEE RIGHT NOW.

OH, IT'S GONNA BE A RED-LETTER DAY IN MAYBERRY

IF THE WHOLE LADIES AID CHURCH COMMITTEE GETS CROCKED.

HEY, BARN, YOU MAY JUST HAVE SOMETHING THERE.

HUH?

Women: * WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW...

All: * CHINATOWN, MY CHINATOWN

LADIES! LADIES!

* WHERE THE LIGHTS ARE LOW

* HEARTS THAT KNOW NO OTHER LAND *

* DRIFTING TO AND FRO...

LADIES. LADIES.

HO-HO-HOLD IT, HOLD IT, LADIES.

HOLD IT!

OH...

GIRLS, LOOK WHO'S HERE--

SHERIFF MATT DILLON.

WHERE'S CHESTER?

LADIES... LADIES, I-I HATE TO BREAK IN ON YOU LIKE THIS

BUT, UH... THIS IS A RAID.

A RAID? HUH?

THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES.

YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.

ANDY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

YES, I AM.

THAT STUFF OF THE COLONEL'S

IS SUPPOSED TO PURGE THE BODY

AND LIFT THE SPIRIT.

ACTUALLY, WHAT IT DOES

IS GIVE YOU A BUZZ.

THE COLONEL CALLS IT ELIXIR.

OTHER NAMES ARE "HOOCH," "BOOZE"

"HAPPY WATER," "OLD RED-EYE"...

IN OTHER WORDS, LADIES, YOU GOT GASSED.

OH! HE WOULDN'T.

OH!

ALL RIGHT, COME ON!

COME ON, MOVE! GET IN HERE.

HEY...

WELL, LADIES...

YOU LOOK WELL.

I ASSUME THIS IS MY SUITE.

YES. COME ON, MOVE.

MOVE! COME ON!

ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I, UH...

I GUESS YOU CAN GO NOW.

WOULD YOU MIND DROPPING ME OFF?

OH!

TERRIBLE MAN!

ABSOLUTELY UNSPEAKABLE!

RIDICULOUS!

UNETHICAL!

ANDY, I'M SORRY.

OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, AUNT BEE.

YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.

I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH--

I'M GONNA KIND OF MISS THAT SINGIN'.

HEY, I GOT A IDEA-- FOR SUPPER TONIGHT

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A BIG RUM CAKE

AND GET BACK ON THAT PIANO STOOL.

OH, ANDY, PLEASE!

OH, HI, AUNT BEE.

WELL, I SAW YOUR OLD DOC ANDREWS.

GOOD. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

MM-HMM, I TOLD HIM HOW I WAS FEELING --

THE ACHES, THE PAINS, THE TIREDNESS, THE DIZZINESS,

AND WHAT DO YOU THINK HE SAID?

WHAT?

"WE'RE NOT SPRING CHICKENS ANYMORE."

BUT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

YES, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S NO LONGER A SPRING CHICKEN.

WOMEN.

BOY, THEY CAN TALK THEMSELVES INTO ANYTHING, CAN'T THEY?

THEY SURE CAN.

THEY JUST LET THEIR IMAGINATIONS RUN AWAY WITH THEM.

YEAH.

HEY, BARN? HMM?

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU HAD A CHECKUP?

ME?

YOU KIDDING?

WHAT DO I NEED A CHECKUP FOR?

I FEEL FINE. GOOD.

WHY'D YOU ASK THAT?

WHAT?

WHEN DID I HAVE A CHECKUP?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST THINK EVERYBODY OUGHT TO HAVE A CHECKUP

EVERY NOW AND THEN.

YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING A LITTLE PALE, TOO.

MAYBE YOU'RE TIRED, OR IT'S LACK OF SLEEP.

YOUR MOVE.

I DON'T FEEL TIRED.

GOOD.

I LOOK PALE TO YOU, HUH?

YEAH, YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE.

EYES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY, AND, UH...

AND WHAT?

WHAT ELSE

OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST LOOK A LITTLE...

IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING, THOUGH.

YOU KNOW, I DO LOOK PALE.

MY EYES LOOK FUNNY. I FEEL WARM.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HURT

TO HAVE DOC ANDREWS TAKE A LOOK AT ME.

I'LL GET ON THE PHONE.

I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE PALPITATIONS.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THAT.

I WOKE UP JUST THIS MORNING

GET ME DOC ANDREWS, WILL YOU?

AND HURRY, SARAH. IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

STICK WITH ME, WILL YOU, ANGE?

RIGHT TO THE END, BUDDY.