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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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Howdy, Barn!
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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JUST SAYING HELLO.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
A SMART-ALECK ABOUT IT.
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WHAT IS IT,
BARNEY?
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IT'S AN INTERCOM.
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JUST WHAT
THIS PLACE HAS BEEN NEEDING.
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ABOUT TIME WE STARTED
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MODERNIZING THIS PLACE
"ELECTRONALLY."
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH IT?
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GOING TO USE IT TO COMMUNICATE
WITH THE PRISONERS.
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TELL THEM
IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH
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OR IT'S EXERCISE TIME
IN THE COMPOUND
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THEY GOT A VISITOR,
OR WHATEVER.
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WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
JUST TO WALK OVER AND TELL THEM?
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THEY DON'T DO THINGS
THAT WAY ANYMORE.
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THIS IS THE AGE
OF SCIENCE KNOW-HOW.
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ELECTRONIC MARVELS.
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SPEAKING OF MARVELS
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I GOT A MARVELOUS NEW CARBURETOR
OUT IN THE PATROL CAR.
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I OUGHT TO GET IT PUT ON.
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WELL, I'LL GET TO THAT.
I GOT IT ON MY LIST.
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LISTEN, I DIDN'T TELL YOU
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THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
ABOUT THIS.
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THIS THING WORKS
THE OTHER WAY, TOO.
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WHATEVER GOES ON IN THERE
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WE'LL BE ABLE
TO LISTEN IN
ON IT OUT HERE.
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DON'T YOU GET IT?
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IT'S OUR OWN LITTLE
SPY IN THE SKY.
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WHAT KIND OF THINGS
WILL WE LISTEN IN ON
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OUTSIDE OF OTIS' SNORING?
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL SHOW YOU.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A FOR-INSTANCE
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OF WHAT WE COULD HEAR.
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YOU READY?
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READY.
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ALL RIGHT, LEFTY
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YOU AND ME'S BUSTIN'
OUT OF HERE TONIGHT.
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DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
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PERFECT. HEARD EVERY WORD.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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COMPLETE CONTROL
WITH JUST THE FLICK OF A SWITCH.
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I DIDN'T TURN ON NO SWITCH.
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I HEARD YOU GOOD AND PLAIN
WITHOUT IT.
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COME ON, ANDY,
YOU'RE NOT COOPERATING.
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BESIDES, PRISONERS
WOULDN'T TALK THAT LOUD.
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THEY'D WHISPER.
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TURN IT ON AND I'LL SHOW YOU
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HOW THAT THING WILL PICK UP
EVEN WHISPERS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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COME HERE A MINUTE, OPE.
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YOU JUST SIT
RIGHT DOWN HERE.
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NOW, WHEN I GIVE YOU
THE SIGNAL, YOU WHISPER:
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"ALL RIGHT, LEFTY
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YOU AND ME'S
BUSTIN' OUT TONIGHT."
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YOU GOT THAT?
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OKAY.
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READY AT MASTER CONTROL?
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READY. SWITCH ON.
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ALL RIGHT, LEFTY
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ME AND YOU'S BUSTIN' OUT
TONIGHT.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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NO. MUST BE TOO FAR FROM IT.
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OH, WELL...
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COME HERE.
COME HERE.
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SIT RIGHT THERE.
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OKAY, LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.
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ALL RIGHT, LEFTY
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ME AND YOU'S
BUSTIN' OUT TONIGHT.
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NO. STILL NO GOOD.
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STAND.
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STAND
RIGHT OVER HERE.
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RIGHT THERE,
OKAY.
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OKAY, ONCE MORE FROM THE TOP.
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ALL RIGHT, LEFTY, ME...
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NO, I CAN'T...
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I CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT OUT.
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OKAY, GO AHEAD.
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ALL RIGHT, LEFTY
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me and you's
busting out tonight.
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YOU HEAR THAT, AN?
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PERFECT! I HEARD EVERY WORD.
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NOW IF WE CAN GET ONE PRISONER
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TO HOLD THE OTHER ONE
UP LIKE THAT
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WE CAN HEAR EVERY WORD THEY SAY.
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DO YOU WANT ME
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TO SAY IT
AGAIN?
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LEFTY.
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YOU CAN GO AHEAD
AND BUST OUT AND PLAY.
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OKAY, PAW.
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I WONDER IF IT'D BE LOUDER
WITH BIGGER WIRES.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SINCE YOU'RE BUSY,
MR. MARCONI,
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I'LL GET THE CARBURETOR
PUT ON MYSELF.
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THIS IS MERCURY CONTROL.
OVER. A-OKAY AND OUT.
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HOWDY, GOMER.
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HI, ANDY.
WHAT WILL IT BE?
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REGULAR OR HIGH TEST?
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NEITHER ONE,
GOMER.
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I WANT TO GET THIS
PUT ON THE PATROL CAR.
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YOU WANT THAT
PUT ON YOUR CAR?
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MM-HMM.
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SURE AIN'T GOING TO HELP
THE LOOKS OF IT NONE.
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UH, IT DON'T GO
ON THE OUTSIDE, GOMER.
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IT GOES ON THE MOTOR.
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THAT'S THE CARBURETOR.
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WALLY, HE'LL PUT IT ON.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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IF IT'S ONE THING
HE KNOWS-- IT'S ENGINES.
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YEAH, BOY.
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BUT HE CAN'T ATTACH
THAT FOR YOU.
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WHY NOT?
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HE AIN'T HERE.
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HE AIN'T?
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WHEN WILL
HE BE BACK?
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COULDN'T SAY -- HE'S GONE OVER
TO JEFFERSON COUNTY SEAT
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FOR THE WEEK.
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AND ME, I DON'T DO
NO ENGINE WORK.
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JUST GAS AND OIL,
WATER AND AIR.
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YEAH...
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WATER AND AIR'S FREE.
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WE DON'T MAKE
NO CHARGE FOR IT.
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BUT NOW, YOU TAKE
GAS AND OIL...
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THAT IS A DIFFERENT
PROPOSITION ENTIRELY.
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WE MAKE A CHARGE
FOR THAT.
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DEPENDING ON HOW
MANY TIMES
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THE PUMP OUT THERE
GOES DING-DONG.
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IT'S 30 CENTS A DING.
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YEAH.
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WELL, I RECKON
YOU CAN'T HELP ME.
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HIYA, GOMER.
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HI, JED.
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SEE YOU BOYS
TONIGHT?
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SURE THING.
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HOWDY, BOYS.
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HELLO, SHERIFF.
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I'VE ARRANGED TO LET
THE HENSON BROTHERS
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PARK THEIR CAR INSIDE
WHILE WALLY'S AWAY.
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I'LL CHECK YOUR AIR
AND WATER FOR YOU -- NO CHARGE.
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OKAY. OKAY, GOMER.
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SEE YOU BOYS.
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BUT I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING, MR. CARTER.
I JUST BORROWED IT.
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I WAS GONNA GIVE IT BACK
TO YOU.
YOU'VE TOLD ME THAT
A DOZEN TIMES...
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OH, SHERIFF.
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HI, MR. CARTER.
SOMETHING WRONG?
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I FINALLY FOUND
WHO STOLE THE BATTERY
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OUT OF MY TRUCK.
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AND JUST AS I
FIGURED ALL ALONG
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IT WAS YOUNG
MORGAN HERE.
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FINE WAY TO SHOW
HIS GRATITUDE.
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YOU KNOW, I HIRED HIM
TO MAKE DELIVERIES FOR ME.
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I PAID HIM A SIGHT MORE
THAN HE WAS WORTH.
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AND JUST THE MINUTE
MY BACK WAS TURNED
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HE STOLE ME BLIND.
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OH, AND THIS WAS
YOUR IDEA, SHERIFF.
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"GIVE HIM A CHANCE,"
YOU SAID.
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"HE'S ALWAYS GETTING
INTO TROUBLE
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"SO GIVE HIM A JOB
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AND LET HIM PROVE
WHAT HE CAN DO."
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WELL, HE CERTAINLY
PROVED IT.
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I BUILT A STARTER MOTOR
OUT OF OLD PARTS
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AND I JUST WANTED
TO SEE IF IT WORKED.
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SO I TOOK THE BATTERY
OUT OF THE TRUCK
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INTO THE BACK ROOM
FOR A FEW MINUTES
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TO CONNECT
IT UP.
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NOW THAT IS
A LIKELY STORY.
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GO ON, JIM.
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IT WAS KIND OF GREASY
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AND IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND
AND BROKE.
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I WAS GOING TO GET MR. CARTER
A NEW ONE. HONEST, I WAS.
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UH... JIMMY, YOU WANT
TO WAIT OUTSIDE
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JUST A MINUTE?
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RIGHT OVER THERE.
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YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
EXPECT ME TO LOCK HIM UP
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DO YOU?
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WELL, THAT ISN'T
THE WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD.
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A NEW BATTERY WON'T COST YOU
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BUT ABOUT 12 DOLLARS
AND 95 CENTS.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE
A LITTLE
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OUT OF HIS PAY EVERY WEEK?
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NO, BECAUSE THERE
WON'T BE NO PAY.
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I TOLD HIM HE WAS THROUGH.
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I CANNOT HAVE A BOY LIKE THAT
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WORKING FOR ME.
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IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
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EITHER I GET
A NEW BATTERY...
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OR YOU PUT HIM AWAY.
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IT'S A BRAND-NEW CARBURETOR
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AND HE'S GOING
TO PUT IT ON HIS CAR.
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BOY, THAT'LL REALLY
BOOST THE POWER!
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PUT ON DUAL POINTS,
ADVANCE THE TIMING
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SWITCH THE MANIFOLD.
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THAT'LL REALLY
HOP HER UP.
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UH... JIMMY?
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YOU RECKON YOU CAN
PUT THAT THING ON?
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OH, SURE.
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GOMER, HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO HAVE SOMEBODY HELP YOU
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GET CAUGHT UP ON ALL THIS
PILED
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WHO'S THAT?
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JIMMY HERE.
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YOU READY TO GO TO WORK,
AIN'T YOU?
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IN A GARAGE?
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SURE THING.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, GOMER?
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WELL,
I DON'T KNOW.
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WALLY
AIN'T HERE.
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I'LL FIX IT UP WITH WALLY.
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NOW SEE HERE...
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IT'D SOLVE EVERYTHING.
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YOU'D GET A NEW BATTERY,
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GOMER WOULD GET
SOME HELP HE NEEDS,
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AND I WOULDN'T HAVE
TO FILL OUT
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THEM LONG COMPLAINT PAPERS.
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WELL, IT MIGHT
BE ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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OH, YOU'RE MAKING
A MISTAKE, SHERIFF.
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A BIG MISTAKE.
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THIS BOY CANNOT
BE TRUSTED.
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HE'S GOT STICKY FINGERS.
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YOU'RE JUST ASKING
FOR MORE TROUBLE.
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SARAH, GET ME
THE BLUEBIRD DINER.
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I KNOW IT'S EARLY
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BUT THERE WILL BE
SOMEBODY THERE.
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* PA-PA-POO-BOO
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* BA-BO-BO-BEE-BEE-BEE
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* PA-PA-BEE...
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JUANITA?
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BARN.
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HI.
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I JUST THOUGHT I'D BE THE FIRST
TO SAY GOOD MORNING.
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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO.
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NO, I JUST MADE THAT UP.
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LISTEN, SINCE YOU'RE WORKING
THE BREAKFAST SHIFT
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I GUESS THAT MEANS
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YOU'D BE GETTING OFF
EARLY TONIGHT, HUH?
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YOU, UH, GUESS WHAT
I'M BUILDING UP TO?
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YEAH...
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YEAH.
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8:00? GOOD.
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OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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HUH?
245
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,895
OH, YOU WANT TO HEAR
THAT AGAIN?
246
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,831
YOU KIND OF LIKE THAT, HUH?
247
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,400
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO.
248
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:37,404
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO.
249
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,176
YOU WANT TO
STAND UP, BARN?
250
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,311
I WANT TO SEE
251
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,947
IF THERE'S AN EGG
IN THE CHAIR.
252
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,381
WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING
253
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,383
WHEN YOU COME
BUSTIN' IN ON PEOPLE?
254
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,285
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE
WAS ANYBODY HERE
255
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,420
BUT YOU CHICKENS.
256
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,155
SNEAKING UP LIKE THAT...
257
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,090
YOU CAN BLAME
JIMMY FOR THAT.
258
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,726
HE'S GOT THE CAR RUNNING
SO SMOOTH AND QUIET NOW,
YOU CAN'T HARDLY --
259
00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,893
SHERIFF, SHERIFF...
260
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,161
YOU GOT TO HELP ME OUT.
261
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,262
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL WALLY?
262
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,897
WHAT'S
THE TROUBLE?
263
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,167
THE BOX WITH ALL HIS BRAND-NEW
TOOLS IN IT IS MISSING.
264
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,069
MISSING
265
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,805
ALL I KNOW IS WHEN
I OPENED UP THIS MORNING
266
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,006
THEY WAS GONE.
267
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,474
WALLY'S BEST TOOLS, GONE.
268
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,009
THE GAS AND OIL
WAS THERE
269
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,811
BUT THE TOOLS--
THEY WAS GONE.
270
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,312
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THAT?
271
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,480
YEAH, I REMEMBER
272
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,149
'CAUSE JIMMY WAS USING THEM
LAST NIGHT
273
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,817
AND HE STAYED LATE
AND LOCKED UP FOR ME.
274
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,786
UH... YOU
SAY, UH...
275
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,420
JIMMY LOCKED UP?
276
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,990
NOW, WHO COULD HAVE DONE
A THING LIKE THAT?
277
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,073
YOU SAY THE DOOR
WAS LOCKED
278
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,175
WHEN YOU COME IN
THIS MORNING, HUH?
279
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,476
YEAH, AND ALL
THE WINDOWS, TOO.
280
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,346
I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYBODY
COULD'VE BROKEN IN.
281
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,183
GOMER, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS.
282
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,219
NOT EVEN YOU?
283
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,320
UH, NO, YOU CAN TELL ME
284
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,090
BUT DON'T TELL
ANYBODY ELSE.
285
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,358
GOMER, WHEN YOU
GONNA OPEN UP?
286
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,459
I WANNA GET MY CAR OUT.
287
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,061
RIGHT AWAY.
RIGHT AWAY.
288
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,062
MORNIN'.
289
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,397
MORNING, SHERIFF.
290
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,405
YOU KNOW,
THE LOCK DON'T SEEM
291
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,941
LIKE IT'S BEEN
TAMPERED WITH NONE.
292
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,910
AIN'T NO JIMMY MARKS ON IT.
293
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,547
HEY... SPEAKING OF JIMMY...
294
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,949
HELLO, JIMMY.
295
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,818
GOMER SAID
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.
296
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,352
I UNDERSTAND
HE'S WORKIN' YOU
297
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,087
TILL ALL HOURS
OF THE NIGHT.
298
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,355
OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
299
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,958
YOU FINDIN' PLENTY
OF TOOLS TO WORK WITH?
300
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,427
OH, SURE. WALLY'S GOT
A GREAT SET OF TOOLS.
301
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,495
WOULDN'T MIND
HAVIN' THEM MYSELF.
302
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,097
NOTHING WRONG, IS THERE?
303
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,934
YOUR CAR'S RUNNING ALL RIGHT
SINCE I FIXED IT.
304
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,836
OH, NEVER BETTER.
NEVER BETTER.
305
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,337
NO, THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG--
306
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,973
JUST WANTING
TO SEE HOW YOU
WAS MAKIN' OUT.
307
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,541
WELL, WE BETTER
GET ON BACK.
308
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,943
COME ON, BARN.
309
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,010
HUH?
310
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,214
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU DIDN'T JUST BRING HIM IN.
311
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,183
IT SEEMS LIKE
AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE TO ME.
312
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,251
THAT'S JUST IT--
313
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,418
IT'S TOO OPEN-AND-SHUT.
314
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,419
HUH?
315
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,988
WHOEVER'S DOING THIS
316
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,990
IS DEPENDIN' ON THE FACT
THAT WALLY'S OUT OF TOWN.
317
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:14,161
WITH JUST GOMER THERE,
IT'S A EASY TOUCH.
318
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,162
SARAH?
319
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,330
ANY CALLS?
320
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,099
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
321
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,968
SEE, THEY THINK
THEY GOT AWAY
322
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,435
WITH THEM TOOLS UNNOTICED.
323
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,838
SO MORE THAN LIKELY,
THEY'LL BE BACK FOR MORE.
324
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,239
OH, I GET IT.
325
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,575
WE SET THE TRAP,
WE BAIT IT, WE WAIT
326
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:32,079
AND WHEN HE TRIES AGAIN,
WE POUNCE AND WE GOT HIM.
327
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,346
PRETTY NEAT.
328
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,848
THAT'S THE IDEA.
329
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,016
YEAH.
330
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,451
SINCE WALLY'LL BE BACK
END OF THE WEEK
331
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,288
THEY'LL PROBABLY
TRY AGAIN REAL SOON...
332
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,057
MAYBE EVEN TONIGHT.
333
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,894
SO WE SET UP
AN ALL-NIGHT STAKEOUT.
334
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,295
WELL, SCIENTIFIC
CRIME-BUSTING
335
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,863
AIN'T COME UP
WITH ANYTHING BETTER
336
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,965
THAN JUST THEM LONG
HOURS A-WAITIN' AROUND.
337
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,867
NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO.
338
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,337
WELL...
339
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:01,008
MAYBE THERE
IS SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN DO.
340
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,977
YEAH.
341
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,213
MAYBE THERE JUST IS.
342
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,582
WATCH THIS.
343
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,518
YOU TAKE
THAT PIECE OF STRING.
344
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:15,055
YOU ATTACH IT
TO THE SHUTTER OF THAT CAMERA.
345
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,024
YOU MAKE SURE IT'S SECURE.
346
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,225
THEN YOU TAKE YOUR STRING.
347
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,259
YOU RUN IT THROUGH
348
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,461
YOUR HOOK NUMBER ONE...
349
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,064
YOU RUN IT THROUGH
YOUR HOOK NUMBER TWO...
350
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,367
YOUR NUMBER THREE...
351
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,170
AND YOUR FOUR...
352
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:34,241
AND YOUR DOOR.
353
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,044
AND NOW THE TRAP IS SET.
354
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,113
GOMER, FROM NOW ON,
ANYONE ENTERING THESE PREMISES
355
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,548
THE MINUTE HE OPENS THIS DOOR
356
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,452
HE TRIGGERS THAT APPARATUS
AND GETS HIS PICTURE TOOK.
357
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,054
SHAZAAM!
358
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,557
CAPTAIN MARVEL WOULDN'T HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT, BARNEY.
359
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,960
WELL...
360
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,450
YOU SEE ANYTHING?
361
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,119
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
362
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,521
I WAS JUST WONDERIN'
WHAT WAS HAPPENIN'.
363
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,722
WELL, NOTHING'S HAPPENED.
364
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,124
CHANCES ARE THE WORD'S OUT
365
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,625
THAT I'M HERE
READY AND WAITING
366
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:03,330
IN WHICH CASE, AIN'T NOBODY
GONNA TRY NOTHING TONIGHT.
367
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,133
YEP.
368
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:44,271
THE MORE I THINK,
THE MORE I'M CONVINCED.
369
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,307
WE'VE SCARED THEM OFF, GOMER.
370
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,177
PRETTY OBVIOUS
371
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,046
THERE AIN'T GONNA BE
NO ACTION HERE TONIGHT.
372
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,786
CLOSE AS I CAN TELL,
THAT'S WHAT'S MISSIN'.
373
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,588
FOUR FLASHLIGHTS,
SIX FAN BELTS
374
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,390
TWO SETS
OF BATTERY CLIPS...
375
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,424
I CAN'T FIGURE IT.
376
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,792
I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT.
377
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,261
HONEST, ANDY,
I DIDN'T LEAVE MY POST
378
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,530
EXCEPT MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE
TO WALK AROUND.
379
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,665
WELL, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT, BARN.
380
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,368
WELL, WHOEVER GOT IN HERE
DIDN'T BUST IN.
381
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,637
THEY GOT IN QUIET-LIKE
WITH A KEY.
382
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,805
WITH A KEY?
383
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,540
HMM.
384
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,309
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. JIMMY'S GOT
A KEY, AIN'T HE, GOMER?
385
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,310
YEAH.
386
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,611
WELL, THEN IT'S HIM.
387
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,146
IT'S GOT TO BE HIM.
388
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,280
IF HE'S GOT A KEY,
THEN IT'S HIM.
389
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:30,383
IT'S THE BOY, ALL RIGHT.
390
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,552
WONDER WHY THE CASH REGISTER
WASN'T TOUCHED.
391
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,121
I KEEP THAT
LOCKED UP.
392
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,388
OH, IT WAS THE BOY.
393
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,723
THERE'S NO QUESTION.
394
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,692
WELL, I'LL GO OVER
TO HIS PLACE AND PICK HIM UP.
395
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,194
I'LL SEE YA, BARN.
396
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,300
WAIT A MINUTE.
397
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,603
THAT KEY YOU GAVE TO JIMMY--
WHICH DOOR DOES IT FIT?
398
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,705
THE FRONT DOOR THERE.
399
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:59,312
GOMER, WE GOT OURSELVES
A PICTURE.
400
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,317
SHAZAAM!
401
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,453
THE TRAP WORKED.
402
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,720
SCREWDRIVER, GOMER.
403
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,123
LET'S GET THIS FILM
DOWN TO THE LAB
404
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,724
AT MRS. MASON'S DRUGSTORE.
405
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,861
YOU DON'T HAVE
THE SLIGHTEST NOTION
406
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,496
HOW THESE ITEMS
HAPPENED TO DISAPPEAR, HUH?
407
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,231
THAT'S RIGHT, SHERIFF.
408
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,666
WELL, JIMMY, THE FACT IS,
409
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,169
SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAKING STUFF
FROM THE FILLING STATION--
410
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,637
SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS HIS WAY
AROUND THERE PRETTY GOOD.
411
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,839
BUT IT WASN'T ME, SHERIFF.
HONEST, IT WASN'T.
412
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,909
LOOKEE HERE, BOY, THE BEST THING
YOU CAN DO IS COME CLEAN,
413
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,878
'CAUSE WE GOT EVEN MORE PROOF--
414
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,714
SOMETHING THE SHERIFF
DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.
415
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,317
IT'S ON ITS WAY
ACROSS THE STREET RIGHT NOW.
416
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,551
WHAT'S THAT, BARNEY?
417
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,887
WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WAS THAT YOU WAS UNDER
418
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,224
HIGH SPEED PHOTOGRAPHIC
SURVEILLANCE AND RECONNAISSANCE.
419
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,458
HERE SHE IS.
420
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,927
MRS. MASON RUSHED IT
THROUGH THE CHEMICALS
421
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,597
AND MADE AN ENLARGEMENT
FOR YOU, BARNEY.
422
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,599
THEN THERE IS
A PICTURE ON IT.
423
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,302
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU
SCIENCE IN ACTION--
424
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,704
PROOF POSITIVE THE
CAMERA DOES NOT LIE.
425
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,306
IT SEES ALL, TELLS ALL.
426
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,707
THERE IS YOUR CRIMINAL.
427
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,287
WELL, IT'S ME.
428
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,457
YOU TAKE
A REAL GOOD PICTURE, BARNEY.
429
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,858
ME, I NEVER DO.
430
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:23,396
WELL, JIMMY, I'M AFRAID
THIS DON'T CHANGE THINGS...
431
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,897
HE'S GONE...
432
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,533
ESCAPED.
433
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,506
WELL, WE WAS LOOKING
FOR PROOF POSITIVE.
434
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,841
I GUESS THIS IS IT.
435
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,244
WON'T DO HIM
MUCH GOOD, THOUGH.
436
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,545
HE CAN'T GET FAR.
437
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,950
OH. THAT MUST HAVE HAPPENED
WHEN I WAS SETTING IT UP.
438
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,786
MRS. MASON SAID SHE'D MAKE UP
A WHOLE BUNCH OF PRINTS FOR YOU.
439
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,857
YOU COULD GIVE ONE TO AUNT BEE,
ONE TO THELMA LOU.
440
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,392
YOU COULD HAVE ONE HERE
AT THE OFFICE,
441
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,593
AND THEY MAKE
REAL NICE PRESENTS.
442
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,295
AND YOU COULD HAVE
A WHOLE BUNCH
443
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,763
OF WALLET-SIZED ONES
PRINTED UP.
444
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,798
SHUT UP, GOMER!
445
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,985
WONDER WHERE THAT BOY
WENT OFF TO.
446
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,787
I DON'T KNOW.
447
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,628
HELLO.
448
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,762
WHAT?
449
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,030
HOW LONG AGO?
450
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,499
WELL, YOU STAY CLEAR.
451
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,701
WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE.
452
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,436
GOMER JUST WENT BY
THE FILLING STATION
453
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,970
SAW SOMEBODY MOVIN'
AROUND IN THERE.
454
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,572
YOU MEAN
IT'S BEING ROBBED AGAIN?
455
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,574
I GUESS SO. COME ON.
456
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,719
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
457
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,888
NO. WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GET CLOSER.
458
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,490
WAIT A MINUTE.
459
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,926
THERE'S SOMEBODY
IN THERE FOR SURE.
460
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,294
COME ON.
461
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,070
IT'S HIM.
462
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,639
IT'S JIMMY.
463
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,073
WE CAUGHT HIM RED-HANDED.
464
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,908
YEAH.
465
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,714
WHAT'S HE DOING
WITH THAT WIRE?
466
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,982
I DON'T KNOW.
467
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,584
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
468
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,053
HE'S FIXIN' TO BLAST OPEN
THE CASH REGISTER?
469
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,288
I DON'T KNOW. COME ON.
470
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,710
HE'S STEALING BATTERIES.
471
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,645
IT JUST DON'T FIGURE.
472
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,882
WELL, LET'S GO.
473
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,789
ALL RIGHT, JIMMY,
THAT'LL DO.
474
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,056
BUT, SHERIFF, I...
475
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,726
I GUESS THERE'S
NO MORE TO BE SAID.
476
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,768
IT'S PROTHRO HANSON.
477
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,036
TURN IT OFF!
478
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,705
I'LL TELL! I'LL TELL!
479
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,107
I'LL TELL!
TURN IT OFF!
480
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,943
I CONNECTED
SPARK COILS
TO THE CASH BOX.
481
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,612
WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
482
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,013
HE HID IN THE TRUNK.
483
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,749
HOW ABOUT THAT,
A REGULAR TROJAN HORSE?
484
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,017
YEAH. COME ON.
COME ON HERE.
485
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,386
WELL, I'LL GUESS
WE'LL HAVE TO CHALK ONE UP
486
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,687
FOR THE YOUTH OF TODAY
487
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,390
NOT TO MENTION
GOOD OLD SCIENTIFIC KNOW-HOW.
488
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,391
YEAH.
489
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,459
GOOD WORK THERE, JIMMY.
490
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,136
SARAH, UH, GET ME
THE BLUEBIRD DINER.
491
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,881
JUANITA?
492
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,483
BARN.
493
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,552
HI.
494
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,620
YEAH.
495
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:11,090
I, UH, I FINISHED THAT POEM.
496
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,760
YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
497
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,062
YOU GOT SOMETHING
TO HOLD ONTO?
498
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,096
OKAY.
499
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,902
JUANITA...
500
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,971
JUANITA...
501
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:28,207
LOVELY, DEAR JUANIT.
502
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,943
FROM YOUR HEAD
DOWN TO YOUR FEET,
503
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:34,647
THERE'S NOTHING HALF
SO SWEET...
504
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,917
AS JUANITA, JUANITA...
505
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:41,754
LOVELY, DEAR JUANIT.
506
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,624
OH, THERE ARE THINGS
OF WONDER
507
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,594
OF WHICH MEN LIKE TO SING.
508
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:52,164
THERE ARE PRETTY SUNSETS
AND BIRDS UPON THE WING.
509
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:58,070
BUT OF THE JOYS OF NATURE,
NONE TRULY CAN COMPARE
510
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,908
WITH JUANITA, JUANITA...
511
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:05,512
SHE OF BEAUTY
BEYOND COMPARE.
512
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:08,114
JUANITA, JUANITA...
513
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:11,584
LOVELY, DEAR JUANIT.
514
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,253
FROM YOUR HEAD DOWN TO --
FROM YOUR HEAD
DOWN TO YOUR FEET,
515
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,956
THERE IS NOTHING HALF
SO SWEET
516
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,626
AS THE BEAUTIFUL JUANIT.
517
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,761
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, BARN.
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