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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HI, BOYS.
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BARN.
BARN.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO DID THAT?
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COME ON, COME ON.
WHO DID IT?
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DID WHAT, BARNEY?
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THREW THAT PIECE OF PAPER
IN THE STREET.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA COUNT TO 10,
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AND THEN I WANT THE MAN
THAT THREW THAT PAPER --
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OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE, BARNEY.
I DID IT.
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WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE ABOUT THAT?
JUST A GUM WRAPPER.
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE ABOUT IT --
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YOU START WITH GUM WRAPPERS,
AND THEN IT'S PAPER BAGS --
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THEN NEWSPAPERS,
THEN TIN CANS, THEN RUBBISH.
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FIRST THING YOU KNOW,
MAYBERRY'S UP TO HERE IN LITTER.
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NOW, LITTER BRINGS SLUMS,
AND SLUMS BRINGS CRIME.
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NOW, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO
SEE STARTED HERE IN MAYBERRY --
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A CRIME WAVE?
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WELL, I DON'T,
AND I AIM TO NIP IT IN THE BUD.
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NOW, YOU GET
THAT PIECE OF PAPER,
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AND YOU DISPOSE
OF IT PROPERLY.
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OH, COME ON, BARNEY.
NIP IT!
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BETTER HURRY AND GET
THAT PIECE OF PAPER, CHESTER,
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BEFORE THIS TOWN TURNS INTO
A REGULAR DODGE CITY.
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SEE, THERE, BOYS?
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WITH AN EAGLE-EYED DEPUTY
LIKE THAT,
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WE CAN ALL SLEEP
REAL RELAXED AND EASY.
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OOH-WEE.
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THAT'S AT LEAST
A HALF A ACRE OF CAR.
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WHAT A WAGON!
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I'LL SAY.
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THE OWNER OF THIS CAR
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MUST HAVE
A REAL TOUGH TIME
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RECOLLECTIN'
HIS NUMBER.
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FELLA CAN AFFORD THIS
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PROBABLY HAS
THREE HIRED HANDS
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TO RECOLLECT IT
FOR HIM.
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ANY IDEA
WHO IT IS?
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NO.
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SO THAT'S WHAT
A GOVERNOR'S CAR
LOOKS LIKE.
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GOVERNOR'S CAR?
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SURE. THAT'S HIS
CHAUFFEUR IN THERE NOW.
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JACK.
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BARNEY!
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BARNEY,
COME HERE.
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YEAH?
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YOU AIN'T EXACTLY
ON THE JOB, DEPUTY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, YOU SEE
WHERE THIS BABY'S PARKED?
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RIGHT SMACK
IN THE MIDDLE
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OF A "NO PARKING" ZONE.
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YEAH, IT SURE IS.
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AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T
SPOT IT NEITHER.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT OLD EAGLE
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YOU GOT TO GET UP EARLY
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TO PUT ANYTHING
PAST THIS BOY.
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THESE OUT-OF-TOWNERS
THINK THEY CAN COME IN HERE
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AND BREAK
EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK, HUH?
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EXACTLY WHAT ME
AND THE BOYS WERE SAYING.
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YEAH, WELL, THEY GOT
ANOTHER THINK COMING.
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THEY'RE GOING TO LEARN
DIFFERENT THE HARD WAY.
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SOMETHING WRONG,
OFFICER?
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OH.
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NOTHING THAT A LITTLE TRAFFIC
VIOLATION TICKET WON'T FIX.
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YOU'RE KIDDING. DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHOSE CAR THIS IS?
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I DON'T CARE IF IT BELONGS
TO THE GOVERNOR HIMSELF.
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THIS VEHICLE REGISTERED
IN YOUR NAME?
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NOPE.
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THE GOVERNOR'S.
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YOU CAN TELL THE GOVERNOR...
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GOVERNOR?
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NOW, WHAT WAS IT
YOU WANTED ME
TO TELL HIM?
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OH, UM, OH...
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SEE, I...
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YOU CAN TELL
THE GOVERNOR FOR ME
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THAT HE'S GONE
AND BOUGHT HISSELF
A TRAFFIC TICKET...
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COMPLIMENTS
OF BARNEY FIFE.
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OKAY.
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THIS AIN'T EXACTLY GOING
TO MAKE YOU A PINUP
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AT THE STATE HOUSE.
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I AIN'T WEARING
THIS UNIFORM
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TO MAKE FRIENDS
AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW.
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FURTHERMORE, I'M CALLING
ON YOU MEN FOR THE LAST TIME
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TO DISPERSE AND DISASSEMBLE.
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BREAK IT UP!
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COME ON, MOVE!
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YOU TOO.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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COME ON, COME ON!
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FELLOW THINKS HE CAN
RIDE ROUGHSHOD OVER MAYBERRY
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JUST BECAUSE HE HAPPENS
TO BE THE...
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OH, BOY, THE GOVERNOR.
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THE GOVERNOR?!
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NOW, ANDY, BEFORE
YOU GO JUMPING ALL OVER ME,
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JUST ANSWER ONE QUESTION.
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I'M NOT JUMPING
ALL OVER YOU, BARN.
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JUST ONE QUESTION --
THAT'S ALL.
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I AM A POLICE OFFICER
SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAW.
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I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT.
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AND DOGGONE IT, ANDY,
WHEN THE TIME COMES,
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IF I HAVE TO DISH OUT
SPECIAL PRIVILEGES
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JUST BECAUSE
SOMEBODY HAPPENS --
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DON'T HAVE A SPELL.
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I THINK YOU DID FINE.
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YOU DO?
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YES. FELLA PARKS HIS CAR
ILLEGALLY, HE GETS A TICKET.
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RIGHT.
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A PARKING VIOLATION'S
A PARKING VIOLATION.
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THAT'S IT.
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OF COURSE, SINCE IT WAS
THE GOVERNOR'S CAR,
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SOME FOLKS MIGHT FEEL
THE DIPLOMATIC THING
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WOULD HAVE BEEN
TO JUST KIND OF OVERLOOK IT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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JUMP ALL OVER ME.
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I'M NOT JUMPING
ALL OVER YOU, BARN.
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I'M JUST...
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OH, HOWDY, MAYOR.
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WELL, SHERIFF TAYLOR,
JUST WHAT KIND
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OF A DEPARTMENT
ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?
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THE BEST
WE KNOW HOW.
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AND DOES THAT INCLUDE TAGGING
THE GOVERNOR'S CAR
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WHEN IT PASSES THROUGH?
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IT WASN'T EXACTLY
"PASSING THROUGH," MAYOR.
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IT WAS PARKED
IN A "NO PARKING" ZONE.
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THAT'S RIGHT -- RIGHT OUT THERE
WHERE THEM TWO SIGNS IS,
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IN FRONT
OF THE POST OFFICE.
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QUIET!
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IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL
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RUNNING AN EFFICIENT
DEPARTMENT?
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NOW, BY GOLLY, SHERIFF,
YOU JUST GET ON THAT TELEPHONE
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AND YOU CALL
THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE
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AND YOU APOLOGIZE
TO THEM.
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YOU TELL THEM
TO TEAR UP THAT TICKET.
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YOU TELL THEM IT WAS ALL JUST
ONE BIG, STUPID MISTAKE.
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NOW, LOOK HERE, MAYOR -- BARNEY
WAS OUT THERE DOING HIS DUTY,
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AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS
TO IT.
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ARE YOU GOING TO CALL
THE GOVERNOR OR NOT?
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BARNEY, YOU BETTER GET ON OVER
TO THE SCHOOL CROSSING.
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NO, I'M NOT GOING
TO CALL THE GOVERNOR.
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YOU WANT TO CALL
THE GOVERNOR?
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RIGHT THERE'S
THE PHONE.
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SARAH? MAYOR STONER HERE.
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PUT ME THROUGH TO THE GOVERNOR'S
OFFICE AT ONCE.
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TOP PRIORITY.
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I JUST WANT HIM
TO KNOW
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THAT WE'RE NOT ALL
STUPID DOWN HERE.
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THE BEST THING IS FOR ME TO TALK
TO THE GOVERNOR HIMSELF.
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FORTUNATELY, I KNOW HIM.
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IT MAY MAKE THINGS
A LITTLE EASIER.
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HELLO?
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MAYOR ROY STONER OF MAYBERRY
CALLING THE GOVERNOR.
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WE'LL GET
THIS THING
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STRAIGHTENED OUT
IN NO TIME AT ALL.
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WHEN I EXPLAIN TO ED THAT...
HELLO?
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STONER.
S-T-O-N-E-R. STONER.
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AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
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MUST BE A NEW SECRETARY.
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HELLO, ED.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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LONG TIME, NO SEE.
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LOOK, ED... STONER.
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ROY STONER?
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LOOK, ED, YOUR CAR
WAS PASSING THROUGH...
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STONER. S-T-O-N-E-R. STONER.
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ED, YOUR CAR
WAS PASSING THROUGH...
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ROY STONER?
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WHY DON'T I JUST TURN YOU
OVER TO SHERIFF TAYLOR
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AND LET HIM EXPLAIN
THE WHOLE THING IN FULL?
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YES, SIR, GOVERNOR?
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THIS IS SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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UH, GOVERNOR,
MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE,
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TAGGED YOUR CAR
THIS MORNING
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AND, WELL, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT,
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BUT THE FACT IS...
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WHY BE SORRY, SHERIFF?
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I THINK WHAT YOUR DEPUTY DID
WAS COMMENDABLE.
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SIR?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT SHOWS A MAN'S ON THE JOB.
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I LIKE THAT.
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WE COULD USE MORE MEN
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like him.
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UH, GOVERNOR,
WOULD, UH...
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WOULD YOU MIND
REPEATING THAT?
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I said what your deputy did
was highly commendable.
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You know, in all the years
I've been in office,
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this is the first time
anyone's had the spunk
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to tag my car.
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WHY APOLOGIZE FOR IT?
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A MAN DOES HIS DUTY,
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HE SHOULD BE COMMENDED.
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WHAT WAS THAT NAME AGAIN?
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STONER. S-T-O...
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NO, NO, NO. THE DEPUTY.
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FIFE, BARNEY FIFE.
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FINE. I HAVE SOME BUSINESS
THAT TAKES ME IN YOUR VICINITY
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LATER IN THE DAY.
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I MIGHT DROP IN ON YOU.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE
THIS DEPUTY OF YOURS
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AND JUST SHAKE HIS HAND.
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GOOD DAY, SHERIFF.
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ALL RIGHT, SIR.
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HE'S COMING HERE.
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TO MAYBERRY.
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TO CONGRATULAT FIFE.
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LISTEN, DON'T SAY ANYTHING
TO BARNEY.
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LET ME TELL HIM.
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I WANT TO SEE
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
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WHEN I TELL HIM
THE GOVERNOR'S COMING HERE
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TO SHAKE HIS HAND.
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THE GOVERNOR'S...
NOT MAD AT ALL.
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THANKS TO YOU, MAYOR.
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IF YOU AND HIM
WASN'T SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,
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AIN'T NO TELLING
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WHAT MIGHT
HAVE HAPPENED.
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HIYA, DEPUTY.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE
THE GOVERNOR
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WISENHEIMERS.
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BUNCH OF WISENHEIMERS.
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THEY DON'T APPRECIATE
A THING YOU DO AROUND HERE.
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HIYA, DEPUTY.
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OTIS?
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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IT'S ONLY
FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
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I DECIDED TO TAKE
A LONG WEEKEND
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BECAUSE
OF THE HOLIDAY.
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WHAT HOLIDAY?
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I THINK IT'S
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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WHY AIN'T YOU HOME
WITH YOUR WIFE?
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WHAT KIND OF A HOLIDAY
WOULD THAT BE?
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SINCE YOU'RE PLANNING TO SPEND
SUCH A LONG WEEKEND WITH US,
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MAYBE I'D BETTER FRISK YOU
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AND MAKE SURE
YOU AIN'T SNEAKING IN
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ANY OF THAT BOTTLED GOODS
OF YOURS.
237
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,927
I DON'T HAVE
A PILLOWCASE.
238
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,729
WOULD YOU GET ME
ONE, PLEASE?
239
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,463
AND BRING ME
AN EXTRA BLANKET.
240
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,833
I FEEL A LITTLE
SNIFFLE COMING ON.
241
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,368
OTIS, WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE RUNNING A JAIL HERE,
242
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,770
NOT A HOTEL.
243
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,237
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.
FIFE SPEAKING.
244
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,873
THIS IS MAYOR STONER.
245
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,775
WELL, HI, MR. MAYOR.
246
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,009
FIFE, WHEN THE GOVERNOR
247
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,277
ARRIVES THIS AFTERNOON,
248
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,780
BE SURE AND HAVE THE SHERIFF
CALL ME AT ONCE.
249
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,915
THE GOVERNOR'S COMING HERE?
250
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,850
WHY, YES.
TO PAY YOU A VISIT.
251
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,318
DIDN'T ANDREW TELL YOU?
252
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,386
NO.
253
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,387
OH.
254
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,790
WELL, HE WILL.
255
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,792
IN ANY EVENT,
AS MAYOR OF MAYBERRY,
256
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,795
I THINK IT'S ONLY PROPER
THAT I SHOULD BE PRESENT.
257
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,929
SO, DON'T FORGET.
258
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,931
HAVE THE SHERIFF CALL ME.
259
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,766
GOOD-BYE, FIFE.
260
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,903
UH, G-G-GOOD-BYE.
261
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,072
THE GOVERNOR'S COMING HERE.
262
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:23,076
OH, HE'S REALLY GOING
TO LET ME HAVE IT.
263
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,378
THERE GOES MY JOB.
264
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,188
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
265
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,325
CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THAT?
266
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:43,063
AND THE MAYOR AND ANDY
BOTH IN ON IT.
267
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,232
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
268
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,401
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
269
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,104
OH, BARNEY...
270
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,473
OTIS, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO ME?
271
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,143
THEY WANT TO HUMILIATE ME,
EMBARRASS ME,
272
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,479
AND THE MAYOR AND ANDY BOTH
STANDING THERE WATCHING IT.
273
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,981
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
274
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,283
CHEERS.
275
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,390
I GOT TO CLEAN OUT THIS CROCK.
276
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,361
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING
TO PERMIT THE GOVERNOR
277
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,564
TO COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE
JUST TO HOLD ME UP TO RIDICULE.
278
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,166
AND WHY?
279
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,902
JUST BECAUSE I DID MY DUTY,
THAT'S WHY.
280
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,503
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
281
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,208
BOTTOMS UP.
282
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,381
WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
THAT KIND OF TREATMENT.
283
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,849
I'M SICK AND TIRED
284
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,151
OF ALL THE WISENHEIMERS
SNICKERING AT ME.
285
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,452
I'VE HAD A BELLYFUL.
286
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,855
AND A SNOOTFUL.
287
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,123
YOU KNOW WHAT?
288
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,558
I JUST AIN'T GOING TO BE AROUND,
THAT'S WHAT.
289
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,328
I JUST AIN'T GOING TO GIVE THEM
THE SATISFACTION.
290
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,063
I'M GOING TO TAKE THE DAY OFF.
291
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,464
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
292
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,939
SO YOU JUST GIVE THEM THAT
LITTLE MESSAGE FOR ME, OTIS.
293
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:06,046
YOU JUST TELL THEM FOR ME
THAT DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE
294
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,482
REGRETS THAT HE CANNOT MEET
WITH THE GOVERNOR
295
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,986
AS HE HAS A FEW OTHER
FRISH TO FY.
296
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,301
IMAGINE A GUY
GETTING THAT GASSED
297
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,905
AND HE DON'T KNOW ENOUGH
TO APPRECIATE IT.
298
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,606
HEY, BARN.
299
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,175
OH, HI, OTIS.
300
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,443
YOU SEEN BARNEY?
301
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,128
BARNEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU?
302
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,231
HI.
303
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,101
HAVE YOU BEEN...?
304
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,403
YOU HAVE.
305
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,272
BARNEY, WHAT'D YOU DO?
306
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,274
YOU'RE GOING
TO MESS UP EVERYTHING.
307
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:11,278
OH, AM I NOW?
308
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,313
DO YOU KNOW
WHO'S COMING HERE TODAY?
309
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,183
THE GOVERNOR
OF THIS STATE'S COMING HERE
310
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,484
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
311
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,286
I KNOW WHY.
312
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,622
BUT BARNEY FIFE ISN'T
GOING TO BE HERE.
313
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,426
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
THIS HUMILIATION, ANDY.
314
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:31,264
SO... I AM LEAVING
FOR THE DAY.
315
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,266
YOU CAN TELL THE GOVERNOR
316
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,404
TO PUT THAT IN HIS
SMIPE AND POKE IT.
317
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,739
W-WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE, BARNEY.
318
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,074
NOW LISTEN TO ME.
319
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,609
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
320
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,478
THE GOVERNOR IS COMING HERE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.
321
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,613
OH, SURE, SURE.
322
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,615
HE TOLD ME SO ON THE PHONE.
323
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,050
SURE, MIKE, SURE.
324
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,484
LISTEN, BARN, LISTEN.
325
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,354
THE GOVERNOR SAID
THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY PLEASED
326
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,623
THAT SOMEBODY HAD
SPUNK ENOUGH TO...
327
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,225
LISTEN, LISTEN.
328
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,492
HE SAID HE WAS PLEASED
329
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,628
SOMEBODY HAD SPUNK ENOUGH
TO TAG HIS CAR
330
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,763
AND HE WANTS TO COME HERE
TO MEET YOU.
331
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,233
NOW, I NEVER HAVE LIED
TO YOU BEFORE, BARN,
332
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,767
AND I AIN'T LYING
TO YOU NOW.
333
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:13,106
THE GOVERNOR IS COMING
HERE TO SHAKE MY HAND?
334
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,441
YES.
335
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,048
BLESS HIS HEART.
336
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,150
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES.
337
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,785
HOW'D YOU GET THIS WAY?
338
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,087
HMM?
339
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,589
OTIS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
340
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,425
I THINK IT'S THE FALLOUT.
341
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,162
IT'S AFFECTING OUR MILK.
342
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,698
COME ON.
343
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,101
LET'S GET YOU HOME
AND SOBERED UP. COME ON.
344
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,735
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
345
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,439
OH, UH, OTIS, LISTEN,
IF THE MAYOR COMES BY...
346
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,508
I THOUGHT HE WAS COMING
TO BAWL ME OUT.
347
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,576
FORGET IT, BARN.
FORGET IT.
348
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,577
OTIS, LISTEN...
349
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,445
IT MEANS
I DIDN'T TRUST YOU.
350
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,181
IT'S ALL RIGHT. OTIS...
351
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,548
YOU'RE MY FRIEND
352
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,184
AND HERE I'VE ACCUSED YOU
OF PLOTTING AGAINST ME.
353
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,618
I'M NO GOOD, ANDY.
I'M JUST NO GOOD.
354
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,253
OTIS, TELL THE MAYOR
WE'LL BE BACK AFTER A WHILE.
355
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,421
COME ON, BARNEY.
356
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,822
I'M NO GOOD.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
357
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,524
I'M NO GOOD.
I'M NO GOOD.
COME ON. IT'S OKAY.
358
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,592
HEY, EVERYBODY,
359
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,160
:
BARNEY FIFE IS...
360
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,263
I'M JUST NO GOOD.
361
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,067
I'M NO GOOD, ANDY.
362
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,536
I'M JUST NO GOOD.
363
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,806
OKAY. COME ON.
364
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,807
I'M NO GOOD.
365
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,808
I'M...
366
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,810
NO GOOD, ANDY.
367
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,678
BARNEY, WILL YOU QUIT?
368
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,147
LET'S GET IN THE HOUSE.
369
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,548
NOW, WE GOT TO MOVE FAST.
370
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,816
BUT IT'S TRUE.
371
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,418
I'M JUST NO GOOD.
372
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,286
IT'S NOT TRUE, BARNEY.
373
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,287
YOU'RE GOOD.
374
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,555
COME ON.
375
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,556
JUST SAYING THAT.
376
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,091
NO, I'M NOT.
377
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,692
DO YOU REALLY
BELIEVE THAT?
378
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,694
YES. NOW, COME ON.
379
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,163
THEN SAY IT AGAIN.
380
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,298
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
381
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,700
NOW LET'S GET
IN THE HOUSE.
382
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,801
HERE WE GO.
383
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:49,802
THAT'S IT.
384
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,138
HERE WE GO.
385
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,574
ANDY...
386
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,310
WHAT?
387
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,312
YOU'RE GOOD, TOO.
388
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,713
OKAY.
389
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,848
AND I LIKE YOU.
390
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,316
SWELL. COME ON.
391
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,784
LET'S GET IN THE HOUSE.
392
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,163
NO, I CAN...
I CAN -- I CAN GET UP.
393
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,867
OH, GOOD, GOOD.
394
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,302
THERE YOU ARE.
395
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,474
DO YOU LIKE ME?
396
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,742
YES. NOW COME ON.
397
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,745
WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU SAY IT?
398
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,481
I LIKE YOU.
399
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,483
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
400
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,251
GOOD. I LIKE YOU, TOO.
401
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,187
I LIKED YOU FIRST.
402
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,226
I HAVE ALWAYS
LIKED YOU.
GOOD.
403
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,660
HAVE YOU ALWAYS LIKED ME?
404
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,796
BARNEY, CAN'T I
MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND?
405
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,265
WE GOT TO GET YOU
STRAIGHTENED OUT BEFORE
THE GOVERNOR GETS HERE.
406
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,533
NOW, WILL YOU COOPERATE?
407
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,801
THE GOVERNOR...
YES.
408
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,769
...IS COMING HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
409
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,805
TO SHAKE MY HAND.
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.
410
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,872
BLESS HIS HEART.
411
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,208
COME ON.
412
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,779
AND THAT'S ALL HE SAID?
413
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,348
NOTHING MORE?
414
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,217
THAT'S ALL, MAYOR.
415
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,585
JUST SAID THEY'D BE BACK.
416
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:16,223
WELL, THEY ARE ALWAYS
IN THIS OFFICE.
417
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,324
ALWAYS.
418
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,659
TODAY OF ALL DAYS THAT...
419
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,262
WELL, THAT IS JUST FINE.
420
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,532
THAT IS JUST FINE.
421
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,677
THEY EVER CLEAN THIS CROCK?
422
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,647
THE GOVERNOR COMING HERE TODAY
423
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,782
AND THE MAN HE'S COMING
SPECIFICALLY TO SEE
424
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,951
DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
THE DECENCY TO SHOW UP.
425
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,626
OH, DEAR.
426
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:58,265
TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.
427
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,533
I JUST HOPE WHEN THE GOVERNOR
DOES GET HERE,
428
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,569
THEY'LL AT LEAST COME BY.
429
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,903
UH, MAYOR.
430
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,908
WHAT?
431
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,411
SKOAL.
432
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,791
THERE YOU GO.
433
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,328
I NEVER HAD SO MANY
HOT AND COLD SHOWERS IN MY LIFE.
434
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,897
NOW, TELL ME ONE MORE TIME --
THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER
435
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,632
IS TAKING A DRINK OF WATER
OUT OF THE COOLER?
436
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,800
THAT WAS IT, ANDY.
437
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,935
NEXT THING I KNOW
IT'S HAPPY NEW YEAR.
438
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,504
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
439
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,871
I HAD A DRINK OF WATER
440
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,508
OUT OF THAT COOLER
THIS MORNING AND...
441
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,575
OTIS.
OTIS.
442
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,877
HE SPIKED THE SPRING WATER.
443
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,565
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
I CAN STAND THIS, ANDY.
444
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,034
I NEVER SHOOK HANDS
WITH A GOVERNOR BEFORE.
445
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,303
OH, PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, BARN.
446
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,271
IT'S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER HAND.
COME ON.
447
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,643
OH, SORRY TO KEEP YOU
WAITING, GOVERNOR.
448
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,677
I'M SHERIFF TAYLOR.
449
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,745
HELLO, SHERIFF.
450
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,447
THIS IS MY DEPUTY,
BARNEY FIFE.
451
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,782
YES, THE MAN
WHO GAVE ME A
PARKING TICKET.
452
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,083
I LIKE THAT
VERY MUCH.
453
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,852
TO ME, IT'S A
SPLENDID EXAMPLE
454
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,020
OF A MAN CONCENTRATING
ON HIS DUTY.
455
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,989
YOU KNOW, YOU
CAN'T REALLY HAVE
456
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,458
100% LAW ENFORCEMENT
457
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,327
IF YOU MAKE EXCEPTIONS
TO A FEW PRIVILEGES.
458
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,528
GOOD, GOOD.
459
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,830
KEEP UP THE FINE WORK.
460
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,900
:
THANK YOU.
461
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,669
I THOUGHT IT WAS
IMPORTANT ENOUGH
462
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,003
TO COME HERE
AND TELL YOU MYSELF.
463
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,938
WELL, THAT WAS MIGHTY NICE
OF YOU, GOVERNOR.
464
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,006
WE SURE DO APPRECIATE IT.
465
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,341
I'D LIKE
TO STAY HERE
466
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,542
AND VISIT WITH YOU
SOME MORE,
467
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,511
BUT I HAVE TO START
BACK TO THE CAPITAL.
468
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,879
PLEASURE MEETING
YOU, BOYS.
469
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,547
APPRECIATE YOU
COMING DOWN.
470
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,416
KEEP UP THE FINE WORK,
SHERIFF.
471
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,617
WE'LL TRY.
472
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,552
WE'LL SEE YOU.
473
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,728
WELL... THAT'S THE HAND
THAT SHOOK THE HAND, DID IT?
474
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,996
YEAH.
475
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,832
I GOT A GOOD MIND NOT
TO WASH IT FOR A WEEK.
476
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,769
WONDER WHERE THE MAYOR IS.
477
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,538
OTIS, YOU SEEN THE MAYOR?
478
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,522
MAYOR?
479
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,857
HMM?
480
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:42,128
ANDY... HE'S SMASHED.
481
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,731
MAYOR, YOU MISSED
THE GOVERNOR.
482
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,467
GOVERNOR?
483
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,639
HI, GOVERNOR.
484
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,907
MAYOR STONER OF MAYBERRY.
485
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,685
SHOWERS?
486
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,887
SHOWERS.
487
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,501
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE THING,
OTIS --
488
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,503
SPIKING THE WATER
IN THE COOLER.
489
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,704
THAT'S A SERIOUS OFFENSE.
490
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,873
YOU BEAT EVERYTHING.
YOU KNOW THAT?
491
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,441
WELL, I'M SORRY, ANDY.
492
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,043
I GUESS IT WAS
SORT OF A DUMB THING TO DO.
493
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,145
I WAS JUST SETTLING DOWN
FOR A LONG WEEKEND,
494
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,582
AND -- WELL, I'M SORRY.
495
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,216
I STILL SAY WE OUGHT TO THROW
THE BOOK AT HIM,
496
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,586
PUT HIM IN THAT CELL,
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
497
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,522
HE'S GOING BACK TO HIS CELL --
NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT.
498
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,956
ALL RIGHT, OTIS.
LET'S GO.
499
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,526
WE'LL JUST KEEP YOU
A LITTLE LONGER THAN USUAL.
500
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,994
CAN I HAVE A DRINK?
501
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,929
HELP YOURSELF,
AND HURRY UP.
502
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,063
MM.
503
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,606
OH, WHAT IS THAT?
504
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:03,242
WATER, OTIS --
PURE, CLEAR SPRING WATER.
505
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,177
OH, IT'S DISGUSTING.
506
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,113
YOU FELLAS
REALLY DRINK THAT?
507
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,681
MM-HMM.
508
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:15,722
OH, WHAT A WEEKEND
THIS IS GONNA BE.
509
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,692
CHEERS.
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