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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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WE SURE ARE CATCHIN'
'EM TODAY, HUH, PA?
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BOY, WE SURE ARE.
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OLE EAGLE-EYE ANNIE
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IS DOIN' HERSELF PROUD,
AIN'T SHE?
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SURE DO HAVE TO THANK HER.
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BUT YOU'RE
DOIN' THE FISHIN'.
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OH, NOT REALLY.
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WAY I SEE IT,
I'M JUST THE MIDDLEMAN.
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ABOUT ALL I DO
IS GET THE BAIT.
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DAY COMES OLE ANNIE LEARNS
TO DIG HER OWN WORMS,
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WHY, SHE PROBABLY WON'T
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INVITE ME ALONG
AT ALL AFTER THAT.
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WELL, HOWDY, MAYOR.
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YOU QUITTIN' SO SOON?
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JUST A WASTE
OF TIME, THAT'S ALL.
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JUST A WASTE OF TIME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
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BUT THEY'RE JUST
NOT BITIN' TODAY.
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WELL, YOU'RE JUST
WASTIN' YOUR TIME, SHERIFF.
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I CAN TELL YA THAT
RIGHT NOW.
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YOU GOT ONE, PA!
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YEAH.
WHAT?
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ALMOST JUMPED OUTTA THE WATER
AFTER US.
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YEAH. WHOA.
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK
OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT.
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WOW, LOOKEE THERE.
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OLE EAGLE-EYE ANNIE
DID IT AGAIN.
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SURE DID.
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YOU... YOU GOT
ALL THOSE TODAY?
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WE CAN CATCH MORE EASY
WITH EAGLE-EYE ANNIE.
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WHO?
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EAGLE-EYE ANNIE.
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IT'S MY FISHIN' ROD.
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THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HER.
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OH.
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WELL, ISN'T SHE...?
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DOESN'T LOOK SO MUCH
DIFFERENT FROM MINE.
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NO. NO, IT DON'T.
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YEAH.
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AND THAT'S JUST
HOW I DO IT.
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YEAH.
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WANNA TRY HER?
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THERE YOU ARE.
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A ROD'S A ROD.
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YEAH.
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DON'T SEE ANYTHING
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SO DARN SPECIAL
ABOUT THIS ONE.
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YOU GOT ONE!
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I-I GOT ONE!
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WELL, REEL HIM IN,
REEL HIM IN.
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REEL HIM IN EASY, NOW.
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NOT TOO FAST.
NOT TOO FAST.
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BRING IT -- COME ON,
RIGHT ON IN.
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THAT'S THE TIME.
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WOW!
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NOW, THERE IS A FISH
THAT'S A FISH.
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JUST LIKE THAT!
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JUST LIKE THAT.
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NOW, THERE YOU ARE.
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Mayor:
THANK YOU.
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NOW, YOU PROBABLY
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JUST GOT A BETTER
PLACE TO FISH IS ALL.
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HOWEVER, THAT'S...
THAT'S NOT A BAD ROD.
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NO.
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I'LL TELL YA
WHAT I'LL DO.
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I'LL GIVE YA
$20 FOR IT.
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WELL, NO, I WASN'T, UH...
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I WASN'T REALLY
THINKIN' OF SELLIN'.
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OH.
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NO.
DARN.
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NOT A BAD OFFER, THOUGH,
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SEEIN' IT'S ALL
SCRATCHED UP.
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NO.
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TWENTY
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OH, I'M, UH,
I'M FRAID NOT.
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FINAL OFFER.
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NO.
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HMM.
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WE LEAVIN' NOW, PA?
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SOON AS I GET ONE MORE BITE.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 27.50.
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NO.
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OH...
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NOW WE CAN GO.
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GEE, PA,
THE FISHIN'S SO GOOD
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CAN'T WE STAY
A LITTLE LONGER
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WE BETTER SCOOT ON HOME,
GET CLEANED UP.
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WE GOT TO DO SOME SHOPPIN'
FOR AUNT BEE'S BIRTHDAY.
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JUST A LITTLE LONGER?
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AND THERE'S THE CAKE TO GET...
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CAKE?!
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YEP, GUESS WE'D BETTER SCOOT.
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OKAY, THERE'S YOURS
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AND THERE'S
OLD EAGLE-EYE ANNIE.
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THERE YA ARE.
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HOW OLD'S AUNT BEE?
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YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT RIGHTLY SURE.
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I'LL ASK HER.
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WHOOP. I WOUL...
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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SEE, UH, AUNT BEE,
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SHE AIN'T TOO SURE
ABOUT IT EITHER.
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SHE DON'T KNOW
HOW OLD SHE IS?
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NOTHIN' SO SURPRISIN'
ABOUT THAT.
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IT'S EASY
FOR HER TO FORGET.
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DON'T SHE EVEN KNOW
THE DAY SHE WAS BORN ON?
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UH, SHE KNOWS
THE DAY ALL RIGHT,
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IT'S THE YEAR
SHE'S A LITTLE FUZZY ON.
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OH.
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ANDY?
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CAN I DRIVE
INTO TOWN WITH YOU?
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SURE. JUST LET
ME GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET CHANGED.
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AUNT BEE, DON'T YOU REALLY
KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE?
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WE WAS JUST HAVIN'
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A LITTLE, UH...
LITTLE GUESSIN' GAME.
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LET'S SEE, NOW.
I MUST BE 21.
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BUT YOU WERE 21 LAST YEAR.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WORKED OUT SO WELL
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AUNT BEE THOUGHT
SHE'D GO AROUND AGAIN.
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ARE YOU ALLOWED
TO DO THAT?
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YOU KNOW, OPIE'S RIGHT.
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I MUST BE GOING ON 22.
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OH, YOU LOOK
SO MUCH YOUNGER.
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COME ON, OPE.
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ANDY?
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LET ME MAKE SOMETHING
QUITE CLEAR.
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I'M GONNA BE VERY UPSET
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IF YOU DO ANYTHING FOOLISH
ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.
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YOU GOT A
BIRTHDAY COMIN'?
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I MEAN IT.
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YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE ME
TO BE SENSIBLE.
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BIRTHDAYS ARE
JUST FOR CHILDREN.
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WELL, DON'T
FRET ABOUT IT.
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IT'D BE TERRIBLE
TO SEE WORRY WRINKLES
ON A GIRL OF 22.
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NOW, REMEMBER,
NOTHING FANCY.
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YOU MEAN... YOU MEAN,
I GOT TO CANCEL MY ORDER
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FOR THAT GENUINE
MINK COAT?
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OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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OH, IT'S A SHAME.
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IT WOULD'VE GONE SO NICE
WITH THAT LONG STRING
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OF GENUINE PEARLS
OPIE'S GETTIN'.
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I'LL SEE YA LATER.
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COME ON, OPE.
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HOW 'BOUT SOME
NICE DISHTOWELS?
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HMM. SEEM LIKE
GOOD QUALITY.
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OH, YOU GET A LOTTA
USE OUTTA THEM.
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THEY'RE VERY PRACTICAL.
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YEAH.
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YOU FIND ANYTHING, OPE?
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JUST TRYIN' TO DECIDE
BETWEEN THE SALT AND PEPPER SET
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OR THE BASEBALL HAT.
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I'D VOTE FOR THE SHAKERS.
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SAY, ANDY...
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I THOUGHT OF SOMETHIN'.
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, AUNT BEE
DOES A LOTTA PRESERVIN'?
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YEAH?
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HOW 'BOUT A
DOZEN GLASS JARS?
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I'LL GIVE YA
A GOOD PRICE
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ON ACCOUNT O' THE TOPS
ARE A LITTLE SCRATCHED.
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THAT AIN'T
A BAD IDEA, IS IT?
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I'LL EVEN
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WRAP THIS UP FANCY.
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I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH.
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THAT AIN'T MUCH
OF A GIFT, IS IT?
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I'LL TELL YA WHAT DO--
MAKE IT TWO DOZEN.
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COME TO THINK, ANDY,
YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
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RATHER GIVE HER CANDY
OR PERFUME OR SUCH?
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OH, NO. NO.
NOT FOR AUNT BEE.
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SHE'D A LOT RATHER
HAVE SOMETHIN' USEFUL.
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YOU GO AHEAD
AND WRAP 'EM UP NICE 'N' FANCY
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AND I'LL PICK 'EM UP
AFTER WHILE.
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YOU SURE ARE LUCKY,
HAVIN' A SENSIBLE WOMAN
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LIKE THAT AROUND THE HOUSE.
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YEAH, BOY.
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YEAH, SHE'S THE LAST WOMAN
IN THE WORLD
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TO EVER GO
FOR ANYTHING FOOLISH.
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WELL, HOWDY, AUNT BEE.
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OH. WELL, HELLO, ANDY.
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YOU STILL HERE?
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UH-HUH. I'M JUST
TAKING MY TIME
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LOOKING IN WINDOWS
AND ENJOYING MYSELF.
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MY, THEY HAVE
SOME AWFULLY NICE THINGS AROUND.
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THEY'RE SO NICELY ARRANGED.
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MM-HMM.
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WH
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WELL, I JUST NOTICED.
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WHAT?
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MAYOR STONER'S IN THERE.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE
SOME PAPERS READY FOR HIM.
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I BET HE'S ON THE WAY
TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
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I BETTER BE GETTING
ON BACK.
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I'LL SEE YA.
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GOOD MORNING, MISS BEE.
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OH, GOOD MORNING, MAYOR.
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DOING A LITTLE SHOPPING?
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MY WIFE'S BEEN AWAY
TO HER SISTER'S
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VISITING FOR A MONTH.
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IT'S SORT OF A LITTLE
WELCOME-HOME PRESENT.
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I PICKED UP SOME NICE,
LITTLE GUEST TOWELS.
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WELL, HOW THOUGHTFUL.
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YES, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME.
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MRS. LUKENS
CERTAINLY HAS
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SOME AWFULLY NICE THINGS
IN THE SHOP, DOESN'T SHE?
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IT'S AN IDEAL PLACE
FOR A MAN TO COME
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AND FIND SOMETHING
THAT A WOMAN WOULD WANT.
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OH, YES.
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YES, I AGREE.
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WELL, GOOD-BYE.
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I DON'T MEAN
TO HOLD YOU UP, MAYOR,
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SINCE YOU DO HAVE
TO GO AND TALK TO ANDY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT THIS SHOP.
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NOW, TAKE THAT BED JACKET,
FOR INSTANCE.
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IT'S JUST THE LOVELIEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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IT'D MAKE AN IDEAL GIFT
FOR ALMOST ANY OCCASION.
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IF ANYBODY ASKED ME,
THAT'S WHAT I'D SUGGEST.
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YES, IT IS
PRETTY, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE
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TALKING TO YOU.
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GOOD-BYE.
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WELL, IT WAS NICE
TALKING WITH YOU.
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MY BEST TO ANDY.
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EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE IN ORDER--
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TRAFFIC,
SANITATION...
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ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY I WOULD HAVE
LIKED TO HAVE SEEN
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A TIDIER PRESENTATION.
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I DIDN'T KNOW NEATNESS
COUNTED SO MUCH
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IN A GARBAGE REPORT.
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WELL, NEATNESS
COUNTS EVERYWHERE.
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TO BE NEAT
IS TO...
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I HAVEN'T GOT TIME
TO GO INTO THAT NOW.
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I'VE GOT TO BE TO A
MEETING IN MY OFFICE
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IN JUST FIVE MINUTES.
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YOU WANT ME TO DO 'EM OVER?
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NO. I HAVEN'T GOT TIME.
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DON'T BOTHER.
241
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,959
OH, SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DO ME A FAVOR?
242
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,293
IF I CAN.
243
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,895
WELL, I GOT
THESE GUEST TOWELS
244
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,964
AS A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE
AT LUKENS' STORE.
245
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,198
I'VE BEEN THINKIN'
IT OVER
246
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,767
AND I'D LIKE
TO EXCHANGE THEM
247
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,769
FOR THAT BED JACKET
I SAW IN THE WINDOW.
248
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,104
NOW, I JUST DON'T DARE
BE LATE FOR THAT MEETING
249
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,405
SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND...
250
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,406
RIGHT.
251
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,407
THANK YOU.
252
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,978
REMEMBER, THE BED JACKET.
253
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,279
OH, UH, JUST TELL HER
254
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,114
TO WRAP IT UP THE SAME
AS SHE DID THE TOWELS.
255
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,149
YOU KNOW...
256
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,183
NEAT.
257
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,422
OH, CLARA, YOU NEVER SAW
ANYTHING SO LOVELY
258
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,324
IN ALL YOUR LIFE.
259
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,492
IT'S PALE BLUE
260
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,995
WITH SHIRRING
AROUND THE
SHOULDERS
261
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,865
AND LITTLE FLOWERS
ALL THROUGH THE SHIRRING
262
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,001
AND A LITTLE BOW AT THE
NECK, AND PUFFED SLEEVES.
263
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,971
OH, WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL
IF A MIRACLE HAPPENED
264
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,405
AND ANDY BOUGHT IT FOR ME?
265
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,208
WELL, COULDN'T YOU
JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE HINT?
266
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,510
WELL, I'M ASHAMED
TO SAY IT, BUT I DID.
267
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,212
I PRACTICALLY POINTED AT IT.
268
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,414
I REALLY SHOULD
PULL MYSELF TOGETHER
269
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,150
AND REALIZE IT'S MUCH
TOO EXTRAVAGANT, BUT...
270
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,152
I JUST CAN'T HELP
THINKING ABOUT IT.
271
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,453
I'M JUST DYING TO SEE IT.
272
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,855
WELL, IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.
273
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,856
COME ON.
274
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,857
IT'S AT
MRS. LUKENS'.
275
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,892
IT'S RIGHT...
276
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,830
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
HE'S DOING HERE?
277
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,066
HE STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT
OF MRS. LUKENS'.
278
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,239
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE...?
279
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,074
WHY, IT'S POSSIBLE.
280
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,776
OOH, I CAN'T LOOK!
281
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,311
BEE, YOU'VE GOT TO.
282
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,188
CLARA, HE BOUGHT IT.
283
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,223
OH!
284
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,228
OH, CLARA, TOMORROW I'M
GOING TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY
285
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,229
I'LL NEVER FORGET!
286
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,104
ANDY! OPIE!
287
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,173
COME ON,
BREAKFAST IS ALMOST READY!
288
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,474
Andy: COMING!
289
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,411
BOY, SHE'S GOING TO BE
SURPRISED, HUH, PA?
290
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,013
YEAH, BOY, I
CAN SEE HER FACE NOW
291
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,349
WHEN SHE SEES A WHOLE
TWO DOZEN PRESERVE JARS.
292
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,585
COME ON, COME ON.
293
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,920
GET RIGHT OVER THERE.
294
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,288
NOW, GET READY,
GET READY.
295
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,990
UH, AUNT BEE,
WOULD YOU MIND
296
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,025
STEPPING OUT HERE
A MINUTE, PLEASE?
297
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,194
YES?
298
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,395
WHAT IS...?
299
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,330
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
AUNT BEE!
300
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,465
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
301
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,233
OH...! OH, ANDY! OH, OPIE!
302
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,202
AREN'T YOU BOTH
THE RASCALS?
303
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,337
COME ON OVER HERE
AND SIT DOWN.
304
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,174
OH, NOW, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO GO TO ANY TROUBLE.
305
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,408
MWAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
306
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,843
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM,
AUNT BEE.
307
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,011
THANK YOU, OPIE.
308
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,213
OH, WHAT A BIG PACKAGE.
309
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,547
I WONDER WHAT'S IN IT.
310
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,950
THERE AIN'T
NO TELLING
WHAT'S IN THERE.
311
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,151
OPEN THIS ONE FIRST.
312
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,887
OH, THANK YOU, OPIE.
313
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,855
I PICKED IT OUT MYSELF,
DIDN'T I, PA?
YOU SURE DID.
314
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,957
WHAT WHAT?
COME ON. COME ON.
315
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,459
I CAN'T GUESS,
I CAN'T GUESS.
316
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,362
OH, SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS!
317
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,564
OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!
318
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,434
JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN WANTING.
319
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,236
THANK YOU, OPIE.
320
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,537
IF THEY'RE THE WRONG SIZE,
321
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,973
YOU CAN ALWAYS SWAP 'EM
FOR THE BASEBALL HAT.
322
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,110
THEY'RE PERFECT.
323
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,145
WELL...
OH...!
324
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,249
NOW, GO AHEAD.
OH, ANDY,
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING!
325
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,384
WELL, COME ON-- IT
WON'T OPEN BY ITSELF.
326
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,386
PULL THAT LITTLE
STRING RIGHT THERE.
327
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,487
THERE WE ARE.
328
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,523
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT.
329
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,657
IT'S FAR TOO MUCH.
330
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,526
I'M REALLY THRILLED
TO DEATH.
331
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:24,231
IT'S THE MOST BEAU...TIFUL.
332
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,601
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL...
333
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,107
PRESERVE JARS.
334
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,979
JUST WHAT I WANTED.
335
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,556
WHAT'S WRONG?
336
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,591
I DON'T KNOW.
337
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,593
SHE WAS CRYING.
338
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,630
MAYBE IT WAS
JUST THE EXCITEMENT.
339
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,967
MAYBE SHE CUT HER FINGER
ON ONE OF THE JARS.
340
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,009
GOOD MORNING, ANDY.
341
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,310
OH, HOWDY, MISS JOHNSON.
342
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,979
OH, I KNOW
IT'S AWFUL EARLY
343
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,180
TO BREAK IN ON ANYONE,
344
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,282
BUT I JUST COULDN'T
WAIT ANOTHER SECOND
345
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,550
TO SEE HOW BEE LIKED
HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
346
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,419
HOW'D IT LOOK ON HER?
347
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,420
HUH?
348
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,022
THE BED JACKET.
349
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,257
OH, IT'S SO SWEET OF
YOU TO THINK OF IT.
350
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,093
I'VE NEVER SEEN
HER SO EXCITED.
351
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,161
WHY, SHE WAS JUST
LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL.
352
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,496
I WAS WITH HER YESTERDAY
353
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,631
WHEN SHE SAW YOU
TAKE THE BED JACKET
354
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,300
OUT OF
MISS LUKENS' WINDOW.
355
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,236
OH, DEAR ME,
DON'T TELL ME
356
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,571
YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN
IT TO HER YET.
357
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,707
OH, SHE DIDN'T WANT
YOU TO FIND OUT
358
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,543
THAT SHE ALREADY
KNEW ABOUT IT.
359
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,578
OH, ANDY, DON'T TELL
HER THAT I LET ON.
360
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,181
IN FACT, DON'T TELL HER
THAT I WAS HERE AT ALL.
361
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,550
I'LL COME BACK LATER ON
AND SEE HOW IT FITS.
362
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,951
GOOD-BYE.
363
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,408
MMM.
364
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,053
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE, OPE.
365
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,687
WHERE YOU GOING, PA?
366
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,157
I GOT A LITTLE ERRAND TO RUN.
367
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,071
OH, MORNING,
MISS LUKENS.
368
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,305
OH, GOOD MORNING, ANDY.
369
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,673
HOW ARE YOU?
370
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,341
FINE. JUST KIND OF WAITING
FOR YOU TO OPEN.
371
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,409
WELL, GO RIGHT ON IN.
372
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,443
THANK YOU.
373
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,646
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
374
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,682
UH, DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE...?
375
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,397
I'M SORRY, ANDY.
376
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,232
IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE HAD.
377
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,366
WE COULD REORDER,
378
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,768
BUT IT WOULD TAKE
THREE, FOUR WEEKS.
379
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,171
NO, I'M AFRAID
THAT WOULDN'T DO.
380
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:22,309
WE HAVE SOME NICE LINGERIE,
OR PERHAPS A SWEATER, OR GLOVES.
381
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,811
NO. IT'S GOT TO
BE THE BED JACKET.
382
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,180
WELL, THANK YOU,
MISS LUKENS.
383
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,648
I'M SORRY, ANDY.
384
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,219
PACKAGE?
WHAT PACKAGE?
385
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,420
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
386
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,255
THE ONE I GOT FOR YOU
387
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,391
YESTERDAY, AT MISS LUKENS'.
388
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,527
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU,
SHERIFF--
389
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,662
RUNNING AROUND,
WAKING UP PEOPLE
390
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,664
OUT OF THEIR SLEEP
ON A SATURDAY MORNING.
391
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,166
NOW, SPEAK UP.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
392
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,736
WOULD YOU JUST COME DOWN HERE
A MINUTE, MAYOR?
393
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,404
IT'S ABOUT A VOTER.
394
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,373
WELL, IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT FOR...
395
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,441
YOU SAY A VOTER?
396
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,823
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A VOTER?
397
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,824
WHAT VOTER?
398
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:12,825
MY AUNT BEE.
399
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,294
WHAT ABOUT HER?
400
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,429
WELL, IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO EXPLAIN, MAYOR,
401
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,597
BUT THAT BED JACKET
402
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,699
YOU BOUGHT YESTERDAY
AT MISS LUKENS'--
403
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,568
I'D LIKE TO BUY IT OFF OF YOU.
404
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,602
BED JACKET?!
405
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,171
IS THAT WHAT YOU GOT ME UP
406
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,173
AT THIS HOUR FOR--
A BED JACKET?!
407
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,475
N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MAYOR.
408
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,610
AUNT BEE'S
GOT HER HEART SET ON IT.
409
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,679
SHERIFF,
I BOUGHT THAT BED JACKET
410
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,414
AS A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE
411
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,749
AND SHE'S DUE BACK
THIS AFTERNOON.
412
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,419
YOU CAN GET SOMETHING ELSE
REAL NICE FOR YOUR WIFE.
413
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,487
WHAT YOU SAY, MAYOR?
414
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,588
I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO YOU
415
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,523
IF YOU'D LET ME
BUY IT OFF OF YOU.
416
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,892
WELL, UH...
417
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,562
THIS SEEMS TO BE
PRETTY IMPORTANT TO YOU.
418
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,863
YOU BETTER KNOW IT IS.
419
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,600
WELL, MAYBE
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
420
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,403
PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD
THE OLD EXPRESSION
421
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,171
"ONE HAND WASHES THE OTHER"?
422
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,306
YES.
423
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,774
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE
US A MUTUAL DEAL.
424
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,944
I'LL SELL SOMETHING TO YOU...
425
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,847
YOU SELL SOMETHING TO ME.
426
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,582
LIKE WHAT?
427
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:14,754
LIKE, UH, WELL, LET'S SAY...
428
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,922
LIKE YOUR FISHING ROD.
429
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,624
MY WHAT?!
430
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,192
GIVE YOU $15 FOR IT.
431
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,529
YOU WANT THE
BED JACKET,
432
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,697
I WANT THE FISHING ROD.
433
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,369
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
434
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,763
UH, I'M SORRY
I HAD TO RUN OUT, AUNT BEE,
435
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,765
IT BEING YOUR BIRTHDAY,
AND ALL.
436
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,334
IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
437
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,237
I'M SORRY I RAN OUT, ANDY. I...
438
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:07,674
THERE'S JUST NO EXCUSE
FOR MY BEHAVIOR.
439
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,942
I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
440
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,713
CAN'T IT WAIT TILL YOU FINISH
OPENING UP YOUR PRESENTS?
441
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,582
WHAT?
442
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,750
WELL, YOU RAN OUT SO FAST
A WHILE AGO,
443
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,687
YOU DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO LOOK AT NUMBER THREE.
444
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,988
OH...!
445
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,723
FIGURED YOU'D HAVE
HAD IT OPEN BY NOW.
446
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,558
OH, MY...!
447
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,595
OH! OH, MY GOODNESS!
448
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,997
FIGURED IT'D BE A KIND OF
A SENSIBLE PRESENT TO GET.
449
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,865
WE GET SOME COOL EVENINGS.
450
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,269
A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER
THAN PUTTING IN A
WHOLE NEW FURNACE.
451
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:39,572
OH... ANDY!
452
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,641
OH...!
453
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,710
ANDY, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE.
454
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,478
WELL, NOW, IF
YOU'D RATHER,
455
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,880
YOU CAN SWAP IT IN
FOR A BASEBALL CAP.
456
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,450
OH, NO!
457
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,654
OH! OH,
I MUST CALL CLARA!
458
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,856
OH, HELLO?
459
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,326
HELLO
460
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,662
WOULD YOU GET ME CLARA JOHNSON,
PLEASE?
461
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,997
ANDY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
462
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:11,003
IF WE'RE GOING FISHING, PA,
WE BETTER HURRY.
463
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,339
I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU.
464
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,606
WELL, NOW,
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.
465
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,774
PA, IT'S NOT HERE.
466
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,875
I KNOW, I KNOW.
467
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,610
I SOLD IT TO THE MAYOR.
468
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,745
YOU SOLD IT?!
469
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,946
SHH!
470
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,782
BUT YOU SAID YOU'D
NEVER SELL IT.
471
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,050
NO, NOT QUITE.
472
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,385
I SAID I KEPT IT
473
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,086
BECAUSE IT GAVE ME
SO MUCH ENJOYMENT
474
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,422
AND THAT I WOULDN'T
SELL IT FOR MONEY
475
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,090
AND I DIDN'T SELL IT FOR MONEY.
476
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,727
I JUST KIND OF SWAPPED IT FOR
A DIFFERENT KIND OF ENJOYMENT.
477
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,964
SO OLD EAGLE-EYE ANNIE IS DOING
JUST WHAT SHE DID BEFORE.
478
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:41,568
EVEN RIGHT NOW,
SHE'S GIVING ME PLEASURE.
479
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,936
REAL HEARTWARMING PLEASURE.
480
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,071
Aunt Bee:
AND YOU KNOW,
481
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,039
THE COLOR'S
JUST RIGHT FOR ME.
482
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,542
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHEN I'VE EVER HAD
483
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,311
SUCH A NICE BIRTHDAY.
484
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,123
VERY GOOD!
485
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,492
ON THE FIRST ONE!
486
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,827
NOW YOUR WISH
WILL COME TRUE.
487
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,562
IT ALREADY HAS.
488
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:12,432
NOW, HAND ME THE KNIFE
AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
489
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,700
OH, BOY.
490
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,002
OH, EXCUSE ME.
491
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,073
WELL, HOWDY, MAYOR.
WON'T YOU COME IN?
492
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:24,411
Sheriff, come here.
Come here.
493
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,815
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
494
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,818
MISS BEE AND OPIE IN THERE?
495
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,019
YEAH.
496
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,422
SHERIFF,
YOU HAVE GOT TO HELP ME.
497
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,889
WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
498
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:40,059
MY WIFE -- SHE WENT
IN LUKENS' STORE THIS AFTERNOON
499
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,094
AND FOUND OUT THAT I'D BOUGHT
A LADY'S BED JACKET.
500
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,896
WELL, SHE THINKS THAT I GAVE IT
TO SOME OTHER WOMAN
501
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:44,964
WHILE SHE WAS AWAY.
502
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,633
ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS?
503
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,068
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL HER YOU SOLD IT TO ME?
504
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,405
I TRIED. I TRIED,
BUT YOU KNOW MABEL.
505
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,541
SEE, SHERIFF, UH, ANDREW --
506
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,643
ANDREW, YOU -- YOU --
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
507
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,811
WILL YOU CALL HER?
SHE'LL BELIEVE YOU.
508
00:22:58,845 --> 00:22:59,912
PLEASE?
509
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,417
WELL, UH, ALL RIGHT.
510
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,620
I GUESS WE CAN --
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
511
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,021
I GUESS YOU'VE HEARD
512
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,557
THE EXPRESSION
"ONE HAND WASHES ANOTHER"?
513
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,692
OH, YES, YES.
YES, I HAVE.
514
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,494
I MEAN,
IT'S -- IT'S ONLY FAIR.
515
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,129
I MEAN, I DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
516
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:20,099
ANYTHING, ANYTHING.
THAT WOMAN GETS VIOLENT.
517
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,701
WHY, THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT SHE'D DO.
518
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,070
WELL, I'LL -- I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'LL DO.
519
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,138
I'LL -- I'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT
FOR YOU,
520
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,441
AND YOU SELL ME BACK
MY FISHING ROD.
521
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,976
FISHING ROD?
522
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:33,513
OH, NO, NO.
I COULDN'T DO THAT.
523
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,781
OH, ALL RIGHT.
524
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,583
ALL RIGHT, ANDREW --
ANYTHING, ANYTHING,
525
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,585
ONLY YOU --
YOU WILL CALL HER?
YEAH.
526
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,119
RIGHT AWAY?
RIGHT AWAY?
RIGHT AWAY.
527
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,988
SURE YOU WON'T COME IN?
NO, NO, THANK YOU.
528
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,491
YOU'LL CALL HER RIGHT AWAY?
I'LL CALL HER.
529
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,636
GEE, THIS SURE IS
GOOD CAKE.
530
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,938
WELL, OPIE, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHETHER TO MAKE A WHITE ONE
531
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,507
OR A PINK ONE
OR A BLACK ONE,
532
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,174
BUT I REMEMBERED
YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE.
533
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,543
WHAT WAS IT?
534
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,512
OH, NOTHING,
JUST MAYOR STONER.
535
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:06,679
ANYTHING WRONG?
536
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,080
NO, WE WAS JUST PLAYING
A LITTLE GAME
537
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,216
CALLED "LET ONE HAND
WASH THE OTHER."
538
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:12,685
CAN YOU TEACH THAT GAME
TO ME?
539
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,625
I EXPECT, WITH YOU,
WE BETTER START WITH THE FACE.
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