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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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[ PERCUSSION AND CLAPPING
IN RHYTHM ]
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HEY.
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YEAH.
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All:
AW...
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OH, BY GOLLY!
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THAT'S NICE,
BURLY, THAT'S NICE.
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OH, THAT'S
REAL NICE, BURLY.
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REAL NICE.
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ANYTHING SPECIAL
YOU WANT TO HEAR?
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WAIT. LET ME THINK.
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UM... GOSH, BURLY
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YOU GOT SUCH A
LARGE REPERTOIRE.
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YEAH.
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UH, FLOYD.
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OH, HELLO, JUBAL.
HOWDY, JUBAL.
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SHERIFF...AND ALL.
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UH, CAN YOU WORK ME IN,
FLOYD?
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AW, I'M AFRAID NOT,
JUBAL.
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MY HAT'S GETTING
AWFUL TIGHT.
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WELL, CAN YOU STAND IT
UNTIL TOMORROW?
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SEE, THESE FELLAS ARE
ALL MEMBERS OF THE TOWN BAND,
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AND THEY ALL HAVE TO HAVE
HAIRCUTS FOR THEIR ANNUAL TRIP.
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WE'RE GOING TO RALEIGH
FOR THE BAND FESTIVAL.
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NICE.
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GOSH,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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DO YOU MIND A SUGGESTION,
JUBAL?
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MY MIND'S OPEN.
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LEAVE YOUR HAT OFF
TILL TOMORROW.
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SAY, THERE'S AN IDEA.
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BEST SHERIFF
THIS TOWN EVER HAD.
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JUBAL'S A NICE OLD FELLA.
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ONE OF THE BEST.
ONE OF THE BEST.
YEAH.
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HEY, ANDY,
CAN I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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I GOT SOMETHING
OVER AT THE COURTHOUSE
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
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I'M DUE AT THE TOWN
COUNCIL MEETING
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
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THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
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OH. OKAY.
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THAT'S IT. YEP.
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THERE, ANDY.
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OKAY.
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YOU GUYS GETTING ALL SPIFFED UP
FOR THE BAND FESTIVAL, HUH?
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All:
YEAH.
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ALL DOLLED UP.
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YOU LUCKY GUYS.
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I'LL SEE YOU AFTER
COUNCIL MEETING
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AND GIVE YOU
A FULL REPORT.
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SURE.
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WAIT A MINUTE, ANDY.
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JUST A SECOND.
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AH... AH.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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MUCH OBLIGED.
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EVERY HEAD
A WALKING TESTIMONIAL.
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AIN'T GONNA TELL
ME WHAT YOU GOT
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ON YOUR MIND, HUH?
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YOU'LL SEE.
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HEY, FREDDY FLEET'S BAND'S
IN TOWN.
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HEY, FREDDY!
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HEY, THERE ANDY!
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HOW ARE YOU?
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FINE. YOU REMEMBER
BARNEY FIFE.
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SURE I DO.
HOW ARE YOU, BARNEY?
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OH, 10-4.
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WHATCHA DOING
IN TOWN?
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WE'RE JUST
PASSING THROUGH.
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WE'RE DOING
RALEIGH TONIGHT
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FOR A DANCE DATE.
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HEY, LEADER MAN.
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BIG PHIL!
ANDY, BARNEY--
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THIS IS PHIL SUNKLE,
MY NEW HORN.
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HEY.
HOW ARE YOU?
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HOW'S IT GOING,
MAN?
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UH, HE'S GIVIN' YOU
A LITTLE SKIN.
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THAT'S A MUSICIAN'S
HANDSHAKE.
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WE'RE GONNA MAKE
THE FOOD SCENE, MAN.
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YOU WANT TO
FALL IN WITH US?
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CRAZY. I'LL FALL IN
IN A MINUTE.
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UH, ANDY, I CAN LEAVE THE BUS
HERE FOR AN HOUR, HUH?
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OH, SURE, SURE.
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CRAZY. THANKS A LOT.
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YEAH!
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REAL WILD, MAN!
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WELL, SURE IS A LOT
OF COINCIDENCE
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AROUND HERE TODAY.
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WE LEAVE THE MAYBERRY
BAND IN THE BARBER SHOP
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AND RUN INTO ANOTHER ONE.
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WELL, THINGS HAPPEN
IN CYCLES.
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REMEMBER LAST WEEK
IT WAS HEAD COLDS.
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WELL, THE BEST PART
OF THE MUSIC CYCLE'S
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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FOLLOW ME.
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HURRY UP, BARN.
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I'M DUE AT THE COUNCIL MEETING
IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I'M COMING OUT NOW.
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JUST SIT THERE
WITH YOUR BACK TO ME.
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ALL RIGHT,
MY BACK'S TO YOU.
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HOLY SMOKE, BARN!
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
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THEY'RE GREAT,
AIN'T THEY?
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WHAT?!
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THEY'RE GREAT,
AIN'T THEY?
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YEAH.
WELL?
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WELL, WHAT?
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DO I QUALIFY?
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CAN I GO WITH YOU AND THE BAND
TO THE STATE CAPITOL?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BARN.
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THEM CYMBALS?
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CHICAGO. A PLACE
CALLED CYMBAL CITY.
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CYMBAL CITY.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S PURE BRASS.
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YEAH. WELL, THEM'S
THE ANDRE KOSTELANETZ MARCHERS.
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MUST'VE COST YOU
A DOLLAR OR TWO.
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$18.50.
WELL, I WENT FOR THE BEST.
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LOOKY THERE --
THAT'S PURE LEATHER.
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YOU KNOW,
I COULD HAVE GOTTEN
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ANOTHER PAIR FOR $14.50
WITH LEATHERETTE,
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BUT I FIGURED, YOU KNOW,
REPRESENTING THE TOWN
AND EVERYTHING,
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I'D JUST GO
FOR THE WHOLE APPLE PIE.
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I DON'T RECKON
YOU CAN GET YOUR MONEY BACK
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FROM CYMBAL CITY.
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WELL, HARDLY.
THESE ARE USED NOW.
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I'VE PLAYED
ABOUT 15 SONGS ON THEM --
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"UNDER THE DOUBLE EAGLE,"
"POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE,"
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"MAYBERRY, MY MAYBERRY."
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, ANDY?
CAN I GO WITH THE BAND?
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WELL, NOW, BARN, SEE
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NOBODY GETS IN
WITHOUT A AUDITION.
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ALL RIGHT, AUDITION ME.
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WELL, I AIN'T GOT
TIME RIGHT NOW.
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OH, HOW LONG
CAN ONE SONG TAKE?
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ALL RIGHT.
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[ SHOUTING
"THE WASHINGTON POST MARCH" ]
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HEY, BARNEY.
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HEY, BARNEY.
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HEY, BARNEY!
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THAT'S FINE.
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YOU'RE A NATURAL.
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THEN I'M IN?
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WELL... NOT AS
A REGULAR CYMBALIST.
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YOU'RE IN
AS A STANDBY CYMBALIST.
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WE AIN'T GOT A CYMBALIST.
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THAT'S THE BEST KIND
TO STAND BY FOR.
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NOW, WHAT DO YOU
SAY TO THAT?
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ANDY... I'LL SAY IT
WITH MUSIC.
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[ SHOUTING
"THE WASHINGTON POST MARCH" ]
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THE MOTION IS CARRIED.
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ALL RIGHT,
GENTLEMEN
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THE NEXT ITEM
OF BUSINESS?
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MERLE?
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WELL, AS YOU ALL KNOW
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I'M CHAIRMAN OF
THE DANCE COMMITTEE
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FOR THIS YEAR'S APRICOT
BLOSSOM FESTIVAL.
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HEAR, HEAR!
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WHAT DID YOU
SAY, RALPH?
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"HEAR, HEAR."
SOMETHING YOU SAY AT MEETINGS
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WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING
SOMEBODY SAID.
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GO ON, MERLE.
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WELL, AS YOU
ONE AND ALL KNOW
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IT'S TRADITION
HEREABOUTS
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TO HAVE JAPANESE LANTERNS
AT OUR SPRING BLOSSOM DANCE.
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AT LEAST, WE'VE
ALWAYS HAD THEM
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AS FAR BACK
ASCAN REMEMBER.
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I HAVE THE
SORROWFUL DUTY
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TO REPORT THERE
AIN'T ANY AVAILABLE.
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OH, DID YOU LOOK
OVER IN MT. PILOT?
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WELL, HAVE YOU
THOUGHT OF BALLOONS?
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WELL, BALLOONS IS SO
DOGGONE COMMONPLACE
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AT APRICOT FESTIVALS.
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MERLE, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
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SOMEBODY MOVE WE USE BALLOONS.
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I MOVE WE
USE BALLOONS.
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OH, LET ME MOVE.
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I NEVER GET TO MOVE.
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ALL RIGHT, RALPH.
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I MOVE WE USE BALLOONS.
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AT THE APRICOT FESTIVAL.
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AT THE APRICOT FESTIVAL.
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I SECOND.
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ANY DISCUSSION?
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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
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SIGNIFY
BY RAISING
YOUR HANDS.
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OPPOSED?
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BALLOONS PASSED.
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WELL, THAT WAS
THE LAST ITEM
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OF BUSINESS,
GENTLEMEN.
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MEETING ADJOURNED.
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UH, WAIT
A MINUTE, MAYOR.
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THERE'S THIS
ONE OTHER ITEM HERE.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S THE CITY
TREASURER'S VOUCHER
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TO SEND THE TOWN BAND
TO THE CAPITOL.
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JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE.
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UH-UH-UH, SHERIFF.
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NOT SO FAST.
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IT'S THE SAME AS LAST YEAR
AND THE YEAR BEFORE
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AND FOR THE LAST
TEN YEARS.
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I AM NOT GOING TO SIGN IT.
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MAYOR.
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SHERIFF, WE HAVE THE WORST
TOWN BAND IN THE ENTIRE STATE.
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WELL, I KNOW THAT.
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THE WHOLE IDEA IS TO KIND OF
GIVE THE BOYS A OUTING
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AND PAY 'EM BACK FOR PLAYING
FOR PARADES AND THINGS.
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SHERIFF, IT HAS BOTHERED ME
FOR YEARS
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HAVING THAT BAND
GO UP TO THE CAPITOL.
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THEY'RE A DISGRACE
TO THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY.
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THERE WILL BE NO TRIP THIS YEAR.
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THE BOYS
HAVE BEEN MAKING PLANS.
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THEY'VE BEEN SOAKING THEIR
REEDS AND GETTING HAIRCUTS
AND EVERYTHING.
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A LOT OF PERSONAL EXPENSE
HAS BEEN LAID OUT.
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NOW, THEY'RE GONNA BE
AWFUL DISAPPOINTED.
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MY MIND IS MADE UP.
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, MAYOR.
NO.
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BARNEY HAS SPENT GOOD MONEY
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ON A PAIR
OF ANDRE KOSTELANETZ MARCHERS.
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ALL RIGHT,
HE CAN WEAR THEM FOR WORK.
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THEY'RE NOT SHOES --
THEY'RE CYMBALS.
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I AM SORRY IF THEY'RE
MONEY OUT OF POCKET.
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NOW, YOU'LL HAVE
TO EXCUSE ME.
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I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
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OH, MERLE,
SEE IF YOU CAN
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GET DIFFERENT-COLORED
BALLOONS, HMM?
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE, MAYOR.
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NOW, I DON'T MEAN
TO BULLDOZE YOU
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AND GRANTED, THE BOYS
DON'T PLAY VERY GOOD
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BUT I FIGURE
ON REHEARSING THEM
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REAL GOOD AND REAL HARD
TODAY AND TONIGHT.
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NOW, HOW ABOUT HEARING THEM
ONE MORE TIME
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BEFORE YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?
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SHERIFF, YOU KNOW
GOOD AND WELL...
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A HALF HOUR OF YOUR
LUNCH BREAK TOMOR...
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15 MINUTES.
NO!
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A HALF A CHORUS
OF "STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER."
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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WE'LL WORK REAL HARD.
239
00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:50,761
OH, SHERIFF?
240
00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:52,131
YES, SIR.
241
00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,801
I'LL LISTEN TO 'EM
BEFORE I EAT.
242
00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:05,123
THE MAYOR'LL BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.
243
00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:11,802
BARNEY, WILL YOU QUIT THAT?!
244
00:09:11,836 --> 00:09:13,706
I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE BOYS.
245
00:09:13,739 --> 00:09:15,477
NOW, WE AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME.
246
00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:17,147
OH... RIGHT, CHICKIE, BABY.
247
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,382
I'LL COOL IT, CHICKIE.
248
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:19,585
WHAT?
249
00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:21,388
HE GOT THAT FROM PHIL SUNKLE.
250
00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:24,195
HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND THE
FREDDY FLEET BAND ALL AFTERNOON.
251
00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:26,700
WELL, LISTEN...
252
00:09:28,203 --> 00:09:29,438
FLOYD!
253
00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:32,177
WILL YOU
ALL LISTEN?
254
00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:33,346
COOL IT!
255
00:09:33,378 --> 00:09:34,480
COOL IT!
256
00:09:34,514 --> 00:09:37,386
COME ON, COOL IT!
257
00:09:41,429 --> 00:09:43,498
ALL RIGHT, LET'S COOL IT.
258
00:09:43,532 --> 00:09:46,205
LET'S LET ANDY MAKE THE SCENE.
259
00:09:46,239 --> 00:09:47,607
OKAY, GAS IT UP, CHICKIE.
260
00:09:49,245 --> 00:09:52,217
THANKS, BARN.
261
00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:53,887
NOW, CARL,
GETTING BACK
TO YOU.
262
00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:55,891
IF YOU'LL JUST CLAMP DOWN
ON THAT MOUTHPIECE
263
00:09:55,923 --> 00:09:57,294
A LITTLE BIT MORE...
264
00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:59,265
TRY ANDY GUMPIN' YOUR CHIN MORE.
265
00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,599
YEAH, MAYBE
YOU CAN MAKE IT SOUND...
266
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,270
NOW, YOU'RE GUMPIN' IT.
THERE YOU ARE.
267
00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:03,273
NOW, RUDOLPH --
268
00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:04,275
PSST... PSST...
269
00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:06,846
AFTERNOON,
MAYOR.
270
00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:09,585
ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF...
271
00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,455
LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
272
00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:14,696
UH, THE ACOUSTICS ARE BETTER
WAY IN THE BACK.
273
00:10:14,729 --> 00:10:16,031
I'LL BE FINE RIGHT HERE.
274
00:10:16,064 --> 00:10:18,469
GO ON, PLAY SOMETHING.
275
00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:21,709
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
TURN TO NUMBER 12
IN THE BROWN BOOK
276
00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:24,615
AND PLAY IT LIKE YOU
NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE.
277
00:10:24,648 --> 00:10:25,851
EVERYBODY READY?
278
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:33,867
[ PLAYING BADLY OUT-OF-TUNE
"STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER" ]
279
00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:26,740
WELL, MAYOR?
280
00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:34,755
WELL...
281
00:11:34,788 --> 00:11:38,529
I'LL ADMIT THEY SOUND BETTER
THAN THEY DID LAST YEAR.
282
00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:40,934
THERE YOU ARE, BOYS.
283
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,972
BUT THEY
ARE STILL
284
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:45,944
THE MOST DISGUSTING BAND
285
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:49,952
I HAVE EVER HEARD
IN ALL MY LIFE.
286
00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:52,155
NO TRIP.
287
00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:09,224
OH, IT ISN'T FAIR.
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!
288
00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:11,227
OH, BOY, THAT MAYOR.
289
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:13,665
HE'S A MEAN ONE.
290
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,903
YES, YES. IT'S ALL
CARL'S FAULT.
291
00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:17,507
HE'S FIRST CLARINET
292
00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:18,977
AND HE CAN'T EVEN
CARRY A TUNE.
293
00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,178
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE...
294
00:12:20,212 --> 00:12:21,515
WAIT A MINUTE!
295
00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:22,584
WAIT A MINUTE,
FELLAS.
296
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,854
WAIT A MINUTE.
297
00:12:23,886 --> 00:12:25,657
NOW, IT'S
NOBODY'S FAULT.
298
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:28,663
AIN'T NO USE FIGHTING
AMONG OURSELVES.
299
00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:30,967
THAT'S JUST THE WAY
IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
300
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,137
BURLY, WHY DON'T YOU
PLAY SOMETHING
301
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:35,142
AND CHEER THE BOYS UP?
302
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:38,182
OH, MY HEART
JUST AIN'T IN IT.
303
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,019
HOLD EVERYTHING!
304
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,023
WHAT IS IT?
305
00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:43,893
DON'T GIVE UP, BOYS.
306
00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,730
WE MAY GET TO GO YET.
307
00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:46,732
COME ON, BARN.
308
00:12:46,764 --> 00:12:48,068
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
309
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,707
A STANDBY CYMBALIST
NEVER QUESTIONS HIS LEADER.
310
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,015
MY BOYS PLAY WITH YOUR BAND?
311
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:57,186
WELL, IT'S JUST
FOR A HALF HOUR, FREDDY.
312
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,658
JUST LONG ENOUGH
FOR THE MAYOR TO HEAR US.
313
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,561
LOOK, ANDY, I'D LIKE
TO ACCOMMODATE YOU
314
00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,065
I REALLY WOULD,
BUT WE GOT TO
GET GOING.
315
00:13:03,097 --> 00:13:05,335
LIKE, NOW, CHICKIE?
NOW!
316
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:09,210
ANDY, MAYBE
NEXT TIME, HUH?
317
00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:10,647
WAIT A MINUTE, FREDDY.
318
00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:15,722
UH, BARN, I THINK
WE'LL JUST HOLD THIS BUS
319
00:13:15,756 --> 00:13:17,125
FOR A ROUTINE CHECK.
320
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,663
WHAT ROUTINE CHECK?
321
00:13:18,696 --> 00:13:21,101
INTERSTATE
PEST CONTROL.
322
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,840
IT IS BUG MONTH,
YOU KNOW?
323
00:13:23,873 --> 00:13:25,911
I ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT THAT.
324
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:28,783
DEPUTY, GO AHEAD
WITH THE INSPECTION.
325
00:13:28,816 --> 00:13:31,188
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
OUT OF THE BUS!
326
00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:32,657
COME ON, LET'S GO!
327
00:13:32,691 --> 00:13:34,829
BRING OUT AND
OPEN ALL SUITCASES
328
00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:37,333
METAL CONTAINERS,
PAPER BAGS, WALLETS
329
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:39,805
AND ANY AND ALL
OTHER ENCLOSURES.
330
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,875
THESE SHALL BE
SPREAD OUT HERE
331
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:43,011
ON THE SIDEWALK
332
00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:45,048
FOR A CLOSE AND
THOROUGH INSPECTION.
333
00:13:45,081 --> 00:13:46,418
YOU'RE SERIOUS, HUH?
HOLD IT, BOYS.
334
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,056
YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
335
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,027
YOU'D PULL
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
336
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,934
ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL DO IT.
337
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,269
HEY, IT MIGHT BE
A GAS AT THAT.
338
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,438
OH, MUCH OBLIGED, FREDDY,
339
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,175
AND WE PROMISE
TO HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE
340
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,244
IN TIME FOR YOUR DATE.
341
00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:00,246
YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
342
00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:01,681
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
SHERIFF?
343
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,217
EVERY TIME I COME
INTO THIS TOWN
344
00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:05,757
YOU PULL ONE
OF YOUR POTBELLIED SCHEMES.
345
00:14:05,789 --> 00:14:09,129
:
WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
SOME WAY TO MAKE YOU STAY.
346
00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:11,168
YEAH!
347
00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:12,469
RIGHT, BARN?
348
00:14:13,705 --> 00:14:17,882
SHERIFF, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GO
AND LISTEN TO THAT BAND AGAIN.
349
00:14:17,914 --> 00:14:20,286
I HAVE TO BE IN MT. PILOT
AT 3:00 P.M.
350
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,454
I HAVEN'T GOT TIME.
351
00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:23,225
WELL, MAYOR, JUST STOP
FOR FIVE MINUTES
352
00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:24,928
AND GIVE 'EM A LISTEN.
353
00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:27,934
THE BOYS DIDN'T SOUND GOOD
BECAUSE THEY WERE SETTIN' DOWN.
354
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,904
WE'RE A WALKING BAND.
355
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,138
WE GOT TO KEEP MOVING.
356
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:35,016
HAVING HEARD YOU PLAY,
I CAN BELIEVE THAT.
357
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,271
ANDY, COME ON, WILL
YOU PUSH THIS THING?
358
00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:47,908
THIS THING IS DRAGGING.
WE GOT TO GET GOING.
359
00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,209
OKAY, FREDDY.
360
00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:50,312
HEY, HEY, BOYS.
WE BETTER HURRY UP.
361
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:51,849
THE MAYOR WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
362
00:14:51,882 --> 00:14:53,584
HEY, BARN, YOU BETTER
GET ON LOOKOUT.
363
00:14:53,617 --> 00:14:54,922
RIGHT.
364
00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:03,973
AH, GOOD.
365
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,176
THAT'S GOING TO LOOK
VERY NICE.
366
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,311
HERE, HERE, GOOD.
367
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,082
FLOYD, YOU CHANGE
UNIFORMS WITH HIM.
368
00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:09,549
"CHANGE UNIFORMS
WITH HIM?!"
369
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:11,253
THAT DOESN'T
SEEM FAIR, ANDY.
370
00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:12,255
FLOYD!
371
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,257
WELL, AFTER ALL
372
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,426
I PLAY TROMBONE
QUITE WELL.
373
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:15,897
I'VE BEEN A MEMBER
OF THIS BAND
374
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,300
EVER SINCE
ITS INCEPTION.
375
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,103
AND BESIDES THAT,
I'M A FOUNDER.
376
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,572
YOU JUST DON'T TAKE
A FOUNDER
377
00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:22,343
AND JUST SET HIM
TO ONE SIDE.
378
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:23,412
FLOYD...
379
00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:26,418
ALL RIGHT, FLOYD,
YOU CAN MARCH
380
00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:28,088
BUT DON'T PLAY.
381
00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:31,260
HERE, CHANGE
UNIFORMS WITH HIM.
382
00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:32,329
YEAH.
383
00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:38,944
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
384
00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:41,313
GOOD.
385
00:15:41,347 --> 00:15:42,315
ALL RIGHT, BOYS
386
00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:43,987
LET'S FORM UP
AND TRY
387
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,225
"STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER"
ONE TIME AND SEE IF WE MESH.
388
00:15:50,298 --> 00:15:52,470
ALL RIGHT,
LINE RIGHT UP NOW.
389
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:55,509
ALL RIGHT,
"STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER."
390
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:56,544
READY?
391
00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:01,621
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MUSIC.
392
00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:04,027
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, DADDY.
393
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,397
I'LL READ
YOUR LIPS.
394
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:09,369
[ PLAYING JAZZY VERSION
OF SONG ]
395
00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:24,067
HOLD IT. HOLD IT, BOYS.
396
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:29,277
HOLD IT!
397
00:16:37,593 --> 00:16:41,101
PHIL, I KNOW
THEM FURBELOWS
IS HARD TO DO
398
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,670
AND I ADMIRE
YOUR ABILITY
399
00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:43,737
TO RUN THEM OFF
LIKE THAT
400
00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:45,441
BUT WE BETTER
PLAY IT STRAIGHT.
401
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,113
THE MAYOR'S LIABLE
TO GET SUSPICIOUS.
402
00:16:47,146 --> 00:16:48,548
OH, MAN, I'M SORRY.
403
00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:50,751
LIKE, I THOUGHT I WAS
PLAYING IT STRAIGHT, CONSTABLE.
404
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:52,190
MATTER OF FACT
405
00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:54,727
I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING IT
KIND OF QUAINT.
406
00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:58,068
WELL, QUAINTEN IT UP
JUST A SHADE MORE
407
00:16:58,102 --> 00:16:59,769
AND GET YOUR HAT
DOWN THERE.
408
00:16:59,804 --> 00:17:02,042
MAYBE HOLD YOUR CHIN
DOWN AS FAR AS YOU CAN.
409
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,745
MAYBE YOUR GOATEE
410
00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:06,451
WILL LOOK LIKE
A HAIRY NECKTIE.
411
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,124
ANDY! ANDY!
412
00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:12,662
HE'S COMING!
THE MAYOR'S COMING!
413
00:17:12,695 --> 00:17:13,764
GO GET SET
414
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,835
AND THEN GIVE US
A SIGNAL.
415
00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:25,656
HELLO!
416
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,393
AH, HELLO, MISS JOHNSON.
417
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,529
THERE'S LITTLE WENDELL.
418
00:17:29,563 --> 00:17:30,531
HELLO, WENDELL!
419
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,302
FINE BOY.
420
00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:33,737
HI, MR. MAYOR.
HELLO. HELLO, FIFE.
421
00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:34,874
WE GOT YOU
ALL SET UP OVER HERE
422
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:39,684
WHERE YOU'LL BE NICE
AND COMFORTABLE.
423
00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:41,453
JUST MAKE YOURSELF
REAL COMFORTABLE
424
00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:42,589
RIGHT THERE
ON THE BENCH.
425
00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:44,426
THAT'S GOOD.
426
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:45,495
THERE YOU GO.
427
00:17:45,528 --> 00:17:47,365
ALL RIGHT.
428
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,567
ARE YOU ALL SET?
429
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,639
FINE. ALL SET.
430
00:17:56,684 --> 00:18:00,625
[ PLAYING
"STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER" ]
431
00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,822
HOWDY, MAYOR.
432
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:51,328
WELL, SHERIFF
433
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:53,398
I CAN HARDLY
BELIEVE MY EARS.
434
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,534
WHAT'D YOU THINK
OF THEM?
435
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,635
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
436
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,038
THEY SOUND FINE
437
00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,546
BUT TELL ME, DIDN'T I SEE
SOME NEW PLAYERS IN THERE?
438
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:03,317
UH, IT'S THE UNIFORMS.
439
00:19:21,854 --> 00:19:24,459
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE MY EARS.
440
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:25,595
HOW'D YOU LIKE
THAT ARRANGEMENT, MAYOR?
441
00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:26,931
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
442
00:19:26,963 --> 00:19:28,767
WELL, THEY SOUND FINE.
443
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,969
PROGRESSIVE, RIGHT?
444
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:31,508
SON OF A GUN, HE SPOTTED IT.
445
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,742
YOU GOT A GOOD EAR, MAYOR.
446
00:19:40,658 --> 00:19:42,762
WARM UP THE BUS, PHIL.
447
00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:45,134
WE'LL NEVER MAKE RALEIGH.
448
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,674
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
449
00:19:48,707 --> 00:19:49,809
WHAT WAS THAT I SAW?
450
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:52,014
ONE OF THE PLAYERS
SEEMED TO HAVE
451
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:53,452
SOMETHING ON HIS CHIN.
452
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,686
ON HIS CHIN?
453
00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:56,524
UH...
454
00:19:56,558 --> 00:19:57,560
UH...
455
00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,062
THAT WAS BURLY PETERS.
456
00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:00,932
HE HAD BLUEBERRY PIE
FOR LUNCH.
457
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,874
IT LOOKED KIND OF LIKE...
458
00:20:04,907 --> 00:20:06,611
SHH, HERE THEY COME.
459
00:20:21,508 --> 00:20:25,749
ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF,
YOU'VE CONVINCED ME.
460
00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:27,217
THEY CAN GO
TO THE CAPITOL.
461
00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:28,622
BUT IT'S BEYOND ME
462
00:20:28,654 --> 00:20:30,826
HOW YOU EVER WHIPPED
THAT RAGTAG GROUP
463
00:20:30,858 --> 00:20:32,895
INTO SHAPE
IN SUCH A SHORT TIME.
464
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:35,901
OH, PATRIOTISM
AND PERSPIRATION, MAYOR.
465
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,104
HOLD IT, FELLOWS!
466
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:39,243
THE MAYOR SAYS
WE CAN GO.
467
00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:44,253
OH, MUCH OBLIGED,
MAYOR.
468
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,989
YOU WON'T BE SORRY
ABOUT THIS.
469
00:20:46,022 --> 00:20:47,593
MUCH OBLIGED, MAYOR.
MUCH OBLIGED.
470
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:50,532
YOU WON'T BE
SORRY ABOUT THIS.
471
00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:04,627
WHO IN THE WORLD IS THAT?
472
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,697
UH, I DON'T KNOW, MAYOR.
473
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:09,636
IT, UH, A COUPLE OF THEM
HAD BEARDS THERE.
474
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:13,644
MUST BE ONE OF THEM
TRAVELING RELIGIONS.
475
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:16,918
I HOPE YOU'LL
BE PROUD OF US
476
00:21:16,951 --> 00:21:18,185
WHEN WE GET UP THERE.
477
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,254
BETTER GET ON.
478
00:21:19,289 --> 00:21:20,256
TIME TO GO.
479
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,960
GET RIGHT ON
THE BUS NOW.
480
00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:23,262
COME ON. COME ON.
481
00:21:23,297 --> 00:21:24,699
WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE
GETTING UP THERE.
482
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,837
I WOULD LIKE
TO SAY A FEW WORDS.
483
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:27,839
HEY, BOYS! HEY, BOYS!
484
00:21:27,873 --> 00:21:29,041
HOLD IT, BOYS!
485
00:21:29,075 --> 00:21:31,079
THE MAYOR WANTS
TO MAKE A LITTLE SPEECH.
486
00:21:31,112 --> 00:21:32,650
HOLD IT!
487
00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:39,929
GIVE ME THEM!
488
00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:40,931
GO AHEAD, MAYOR.
489
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,401
THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
490
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,805
I'LL BE BRIEF.
491
00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,809
I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW
492
00:21:45,841 --> 00:21:47,077
THAT I AM PROUD
493
00:21:47,111 --> 00:21:49,750
OF EACH AND EVERY
ONE OF YOU.
494
00:21:49,784 --> 00:21:53,324
YOU HAVE OVERCOME
INNUMERABLE OBSTACLES
495
00:21:53,356 --> 00:21:54,727
TO PLAY WELL.
496
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,831
AND WE CAN SEND
YOU OFF
497
00:21:56,863 --> 00:21:59,837
WITH PRIDE AND JOY
IN OUR HEARTS
498
00:21:59,869 --> 00:22:04,780
KNOWING THAT YOU WILL
DO THE FAIR CITY
OF MAYBERRY PROUD.
499
00:22:04,813 --> 00:22:07,952
GOOD-BYE
AND GOOD LUCK.
500
00:22:07,986 --> 00:22:09,956
MUCH OBLIGED.
GO AHEAD, BARN
501
00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:12,028
GET RIGHT ON
THE BUS.
502
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:14,232
WE'LL SEE YOU, MAYOR.
503
00:22:14,264 --> 00:22:15,299
GOOD-BYE.
504
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,472
GOOD-BYE.
505
00:22:20,244 --> 00:22:24,452
[ PLAYING DISCORDANT
"STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER" ]
506
00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:48,401
WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU, GANG.
507
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,804
SO LONG. SEE YOU LATER.
508
00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,841
SEE YOU, FLOYD.
BYE.
509
00:22:51,874 --> 00:22:53,343
YEAH.
510
00:22:53,377 --> 00:22:55,480
OH, IT SURE IS GOOD
TO BE HOME, AIN'T IT?
511
00:22:55,515 --> 00:22:57,452
I'LL GO ALONG WITH YOU
ON THAT.
512
00:22:57,484 --> 00:22:58,855
YEAH.
513
00:22:58,888 --> 00:23:00,089
HAD A GOOD TIME
AT THE CAPITAL,
514
00:23:00,123 --> 00:23:01,292
A GOOD TIME
AT THE BAND FESTIVAL,
515
00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:02,762
BUT IT SURELY
IS GOOD TO BE AT HOME.
516
00:23:02,762 --> 00:23:04,933
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
517
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,569
HOW'D IT COMPARE TO LAST YEAR?
WAS IT ANY DIFFERENT?
518
00:23:06,603 --> 00:23:08,407
MM, ABOUT THE SAME.
519
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,444
WE WERE STILL
THE WORST BAND THERE.
520
00:23:10,478 --> 00:23:13,283
YEAH. WELL, YOU WANT
TO KNOW SOMETHING?
WHAT?
521
00:23:13,315 --> 00:23:15,420
I'M GONNA DO MY PART ABOUT THAT
RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
522
00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:17,024
ARE YOU?
YES, SIR.
523
00:23:17,057 --> 00:23:18,392
I'M GONNA KEEP
RIGHT ON PRACTICING
524
00:23:18,426 --> 00:23:20,164
SO AS I'LL BE NICE AND READY
FOR NEXT YEAR,
525
00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:21,231
AND I'M GONNA GET STARTED --
526
00:23:21,265 --> 00:23:22,970
UH, NO, NO, NO, BARNEY.
527
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,473
DON'T -- DON'T --
DON'T HIT THE CYMBALS TOGETHER.
528
00:23:24,505 --> 00:23:26,109
HUH?
JUST -- JUST DON'T.
529
00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:28,113
I-I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER BAND INSTRUMENT
530
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:30,249
FOR A GOOD, LONG TIME.
531
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,220
WELL, IF YOU SAY SO.
532
00:23:34,994 --> 00:23:36,964
OH, MY HEAD'S
ABOUT TO BUST WIDE OPEN
533
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,870
FROM ALL THEM SOUR NOTES
THE BOYS BEEN PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
534
00:23:39,904 --> 00:23:41,908
IT'S GOOD --
IT'S GOOD TO BE AT HOME
535
00:23:41,941 --> 00:23:43,242
WHERE IT'S NICE AND QUIET.
536
00:23:43,275 --> 00:23:45,347
NO -- NO BAND MUSIC.
537
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,649
HI, PA!
538
00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:48,252
OH, HI, OPE.
539
00:23:48,285 --> 00:23:50,323
COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BUZZARD,
AND GIVE ME A HUG.
540
00:23:50,357 --> 00:23:52,061
GUESS WHAT, PA!
WHAT?
541
00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:53,095
I WON A DOOR PRIZE
AT THE MOVIE HOUSE.
542
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,331
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
543
00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:56,369
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT IT IS.
544
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,572
I BET I WON'T.
545
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,207
IT'S RIGHT HERE --
546
00:23:59,241 --> 00:24:00,610
A REAL BUGLE,
547
00:24:00,645 --> 00:24:02,882
AND I GET 10 FREE LESSONS
WITH IT, TOO.
36643
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