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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...

WITH RONNY HOWARD...

ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.

HI, PEG.

OH, HI.

WAIT A MINUTE.

HEY, PEG.

COME ON IN.

HEY, ANDY.

YOU TWO MET? ANDY, THIS IS DON.

HIYA.

YOU GONNA WANT ANOTHER SANDWICH?

OH, AT LEAST.

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU BEEN FASTING.

I TOLD YOU I WAS HUNGRY AS A BUZZARD.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS RASCAL DID?

DROPPED IN ON ME OUT OF NOWHERE.

NO TELEGRAM, NO PHONE CALL, NOTHING.

YOU RASCAL.

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE

WHEN YOU OPENED THE DOOR.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, SOMEONE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

IN THREE YEARS -- I ALMOST FELL OVER.

YEAH, HE'S A RASCAL, ALL RIGHT.

HOW, UH...? HOW Y'ALL KNOW ONE ANOTHER?

WE USED TO SHARE A LAB TABLE TOGETHER

IN CHEMISTRY ONCE UPON A TIME, RIGHT, PEG?

RIGHT, AND GUESS WHO WAS THE TOP STUDENT IN THE ENTIRE CLASS?

DON?

NEVER TOOK A BOOK HOME; GOT STRAIGHT "A's."

WOULDN'T YOU JUST HATE HIM?

YEAH, BOY.

YOU, UH, STAYING IN MAYBERRY LONG?

NO, NO. I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH.

DON'S ON HIS WAY

TO A PHARMACISTS' CONVENTION IN MIAMI.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO GET THAT OTHER SANDWICH.

THE HUNGRY BUZZARD'S STILL HUNGRY.

I, UH, THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE.

WELL, WE DO.

BUT YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW, DO YOU?

WHY NOT?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH DON?

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH DON.

HE'S A PHARMACIST. SEND HIM DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE

AND LET HIM PRACTICE MAKING MILK SHAKES.

THAT IS NOT FUNNY.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO BE FUNNY.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DIFFICULT.

YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. WE HAD A DATE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

Don: HEY, PEG, WHERE'D YOU PUT THE PICKLES?

GO FEED YOUR HUNGRY BUZZARD.

PEG?

HI, ANDY.

HI.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE WITH PEGGY.

I DID.

WELL?

WELL, I DID AND NOW I DON'T AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

SEEN MY MAGAZINE ANYWHERE?

WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU GET STOOD UP?

NO, I DIDN'T GET STOOD UP.

YOU SEEN MY MAGAZINE?

WASN'T SHE HOME?

SHE WAS HOME, SHE WAS HOME.

SHE HAD COMPANY.

COMPANY?

YEAH. AN OLD COLLEGE PAL OF HERS.

GUESS WHAT HIS NAME WAS?

DON. WOULDN'T YOU KNOW HIS NAME WOULD BE DON.

OH...

SO THAT' IT.

WHAT'S IT?

OKAY, PAL.

THERE IT IS.

CRY ALL OVER IT IF YOU WANNA.

GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST. TALK IT ALL OUT.

THAT'S WHAT A FRIEND IS FOR.

TALK WHAT ALL OUT?

YOU KNOW, IT'S WELLING UP INSIDE OF YOU, SO GET IT OUT.

BARNEY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK.

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO, BUT YOU GOT TO.

WHY DO I GOT TO?

BECAUSE IT'S THERAPETIC.

IT'S WHAT?

IT'S THERAPETIC.

PAL, YOU'VE BEEN HURT.

NOW YOU'VE GOT ALL THAT ANGER AND THAT HATRED

JUST BOILING INSIDE OF YA AND MAKING YA SICK AND MISERABLE

AND YOU GOTTA GET IT OUT.

THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT OUT IS TO TALK. IT'S THERAPETIC.

BARNEY, I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING.

SEE, I JUST COME OVER HERE TO GET MY MAGAZINE.

THERE. NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS MAGAZINE

AND I'M GONNA SPEND A NICE, QUIET EVENING

AT HOME ALONE, READING.

HOME ALONE, READING AND MISERABLE.

DON'T DO IT, ANDY. DON'T BROOD ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE TOO BIG A PERSON

TO LET YOURSELF GET HURT LIKE THIS.

DON'T LET HER DO IT TO YOU.

BARNEY...? LIFE GOES ON.

BARNEY...? CESS-LA-VIE, MAN.

BARNEY! I AIN'T GONNA BROOD.

I AIN'T GONNA GET HURT.

THERE AIN'T NOBODY GONNA DO NOTHING TO ME.

GET IT OUT, BABY-- THAT ANGER-- GET IT OUT.

I'M GOING HOME.

ANDY? WHAT?

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE

IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THE PHONE AND JUST TALK.

IT'S THERAPETIC.

POOR GUY.

HE'S REALLY TAKING THIS HARD.

SARAH, GET ME 247.

WOMEN, WOMEN, WOMEN.

FICKLE, CRUEL, HEARTLESS...

THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE UNLESS YOU STAND RIGHT UP TO THEM.

THELMA LOU? BARNEY.

HI, PUSSYCAT.

I GOT BAD NEWS.

ANDY AND PEGGY ARE PFFT.

YEAH, YEAH. POOR GUY'S HEART'S BROKEN

BUT HE'S TRYING TO COVER UP.

LISTEN, NOW. YOU AND I CAN HELP HIM.

NOW, WE GOT TO GET HIS MIND OFF PEGGY.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THAT

AND THAT'S FIND HIM ANOTHER GIRL AND PRONTO.

Opie: HI, PAW. HI, SON.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE WITH MISS PEGGY.

I DID.

THEN HOW COME YOU'RE HOME SO EARLY?

'CAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE OVER EARLY.

SOME DATES LAST A WHOLE EVENING,

AND SOME OF THEM GET OVER NICE AND EARLY LIKE THIS ONE DID.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DO YOU? UH-HUH.

YOU GOT STOOD UP.

I DID NOT.

HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

MATT MERLES TOLD ME THAT WHEN YOU MAKE A DATE WITH A GIRL

AND SHE AIN'T THERE TO MEET YOU, THEN YOU'RE STOOD UP.

WELL, THAT CERTAINLY DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME.

I WENT OVER TO PEGGY'S HOUSE AND SHE HAD SOMETHING ELSE TO DO,

SO I COME ON HOME.

NOW, THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE GETTING STOOD UP, DOES IT?

DON'T SOUND LIKE A DATE, EITHER.

WELL, IT WAS.

OPIE, I THINK YOU BETTER STO--

WHY, ANDY, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN.

UH, YES. YES, MA'AM. I -- I COME IN A WHILE AGO.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE WITH PEGGY.

I DID.

WELL, HOW COME YOU'RE HOME SO EARLY?

HE GOT STOOD UP.

OPIE! WHAT?

I GOT OVER TO PEGGY'S AND SHE HAD SOMETHING ELSE TO DO,

SO I JUST COME ON HOME.

AIN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU WENT TO BED?

OKAY, PAW.

BRUSH YOUR TEETH, AND DON'T SCATTER YOUR CLOTHES.

I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE.

YES, MA'AM.

DID YOU?

DID I WHAT?

DID YOU GET STOOD UP?

NO, AUNT BEE. I DIDN'T GET STOOD UP.

I JUST COME HOME EARLY,

AND I'M GONNA READ THIS MAGAZINE A WHILE,

AND THEN I'M GONNA GO ON TO BED.

I DIDN'T GET STOOD UP. I'M FINE.

I REALLY AM. I'M JUST -- JUST FINE.

WELL, GOOD. LOOK, I'LL SEE TO OPIE.

I THINK I'LL TURN IN MYSELF.

GOOD.

THERE'S SOME PIE LEFT FROM SUPPER.

UH, THANK YOU, AUNT BEE.

GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL DRESSED UP?

HOW YOU TAKING IT?

YOU AIN'T BEEN CRYING, HAVE YA?

BARNEY, YOU GONNA START THAT AGAIN?

WE WAS TAKING A CHANCE DROPPING IN LIKE THIS.

WE?

COME ON IN, GIRLS. WE'RE IN LUCK. HE'S HOME.

BARNEY, WHAT...? SHH. YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME FOR THIS.

HI, ANDY.

THELMA LOU, WHY DON'T YOU DO THE HONORS.

I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER MET LYDIA CROSSWAITHE.

LYDIA, THIS IS ANDY TAYLOR.

LYDIA WORKS OVER IN MT. PILOT.

THAT'S WHY WE DON'T GET TO SEE TOO MUCH OF HER.

YOU'RE SURPRISED, HUH?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR

HOW THIS WHOLE CRAZY THING GOT STARTED?

THELMA LOU CALLED AND SAID SHE'D LIKE TO PLAY BRIDGE TONIGHT.

I SAID, "SWELL. LET'S GO OVER TO ANDY'S."

SO WE NEEDED A FOURTH AND WE WENT BY TO PICK UP LYDIA.

AND THEN GUESS WHAT.

AFTER SHE GOT IN THE CAR, SHE TOLD US

SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY BRIDGE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BRIDGE, EITHER.

WELL, I TOLD YOU THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST CRAZY.

AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE, WHY ARE WE ALL STANDING?

YEAH.

OH... UH, YEAH. EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.

YEAH. LET'S JUST ALL SIT DOWN.

COME ON, ANDY. EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN.

OH, UH, SIT RIGHT THERE.

OVER HERE.

COME ON, ANDY, SIT DOWN. RIGHT THERE. COME ON.

GEE, IT'S JUST AMAZING THAT YOU TWO NEVER MET.

AIN'T THAT AMAZING, THELMA LOU?

IT CERTAINLY IS.

I GUESS IT ISN'T SUCH A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.

PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY WHAT A SMALL WORLD IT IS

WHEN ACTUALLY, IT REALLY ISN'T A SMALL WORLD.

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T A SMALL WORLD.

UH, LYDIA, WAS IT?

THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S HER NAME. LYDIA.

THAT'S A CUTE NAME, ISN'T IT? LYDIA.

I THINK THAT'S A CUTE NAME FOR A GIRL.

OH, NOT THAT I'D EVER EXPECT A BOY TO BE NAMED LYDIA.

IT MEANS NATIVE OF LYDIA.

HOW'S THAT?

LYDIA-- IT MEANS NATIVE OF LYDIA IN ANCIENT GREECE.

OH.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHERE I'M FROM.

I'M FROM GREENSBORO.

I SEE.

WHAT'D YOU THINK, ANDY

THAT SHE WAS FROM ANCIENT GREECE?

HE THOUGHT SHE WAS FROM ANCIENT GREECE.

NOT OL' LYDIA. SHE'S A REAL ALL-AMERICAN GIRL.

YOU TWO OUGHT TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

LYDIA JUST LOVES THE OUTDOORS.

DON'T YOU, LYDIA?

I HATE THE OUTDOORS.

WHEN I GO OUT INTO THE SUN, I GET THE HERPES.

WELL, SURE YOU DO.

UH, WHAT ABOUT MUSIC?

DO YOU LIKE MUSIC; THE GUITAR?

YOU KNOW, ANDY PLAYS...

OH, COME ON, BARN.

I HATE THE GUITAR.

I DON'T MIND THE CLARINET OR THE SAXOPHONE

BUT I HATE THE GUITAR.

SAY, IS THAT A RIP IN YOUR SHIRT?

LET ME SEE THAT.

OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES

I THOUGHT SURE THAT WAS A RIP.

WELL... WOW! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT HAND.

BOY, OH, BOY, IT MUST BE TWICE THE SIZE OF LYDIA'S HAND.

LET ME SEE YOUR HAND, LYDIA.

PUT IT RIGHT THERE SO I CAN SEE THAT.

LOOK AT THAT. IT I TWICE THE SIZE.

WELL, I GUESS THELMA LOU AND I WILL BE SHOVING OFF.

COME ON, THELMA LOU.

UH... BARN?

UH... LISTEN

Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE.

WELL, NO, NOT ALL. JUST ME AND THELMA LOU.

I THOUGHT YOU AND LYDIA WOULD LIKE TO CHITCHAT.

I HATE TO CHITCHAT.

I DON'T MIND ORDINARY CONVERSATION

BUT I HATE TO CHITCHAT.

THAT'S NICE.

WELL, IT WAS NICE OF Y'ALL TO STOP BY

AND NICE TO MEET YOU, MISS LYDIA.

WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS GET IN THE CAR?

I'M SORRY THIS WASN'T THE ONE, ANDY

BUT I'LL KEEP WORKING ON IT.

YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY AS LONG AS I'M AROUND.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE

ALL THIS ATTENTION FROM HIM, BUT WHATEVER IT WAS

I AIN'T NEVER GONNA DO IT AGAIN.

SARAH, GET ME 327 OVER AT MT. PILOT, WILL YOU?

HELLO?

IS THIS SKIPPY?

HI, SKIPPY.

BARNEY FIFE.

BARNEY FIFE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I MET YOU OVER AT THE TIP TOP CAFE

A FEW WEEKS AGO, REMEMBER?

YOU SAID, SOME NIGHT IF I WASN'T DOING NOTHING

TO GIVE YOU A CALL.

HERE I AM.

WELL, IT IS KIND OF LAST MINUTE

BUT I WAS JUST SITTING AROUND WITH THIS BUDDY OF MINE

AND WE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT TO DO FOR KICKS

AND, WELL, YOU KNOW MAYBERRY.

YEAH, THEY PULL THE SIDEWALKS IN AT 9:00.

WELL, UH... I COULD MEET YOU OVER AT THE TIP TOP.

WELL, UH... LISTEN.

YOU REMEMBER THAT FRIEND THAT WAS WITH YOU?

YEAH. DAPHNE. THAT WAS HER NAME.

WELL, I THINK MY BUDDY WOULD KIND OF LIKE HER.

OH, THAT'S SWELL.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.

TOODLE-OO.

YOU WANT ME TO GO WHERE TO DO WHAT?

ANDY, IT'S ONLY OVER TO MT. PILOT.

IT'S JUST 12 MILES.

TELL ME AGAIN WHAT YOU HEARD.

WELL, AFTER I DROPPED THELMA LOU AND LYDIA

I STOPPED BY THE COURTHOUSE FOR MY NIGHT CHECK

AND THERE WAS THIS PHONE CALL

AND ALL THEY SAID WAS THAT THEY SUSPECTED

THE OWNER OF THE TIP TOP CAFE OF SELLING LIQUOR TO CUSTOMERS.

THAT'S THE FIRST I HEARD OF IT.

ME, TOO, BUT IT WON'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.

UH... UH... I DON'T KNOW.

BESIDES, IT WILL SORT OF HELP GET YOUR MIND OFF YOU KNOW WHAT.

WHAT?

YOU KNOW... PEGGY.

ARE YOU GONNA START THAT AGAIN?

I KNOW, THE WOUND IS STILL FRESH

BUT THERE'S A GREAT, BIG, WONDERFUL WORLD OUT THERE

WITH THINGS TO DO AND PEOPLE TO MEET.

NOW, LET'S GET OUT IN IT.

THERE AIN'T NOTHING TO THIS, BARN.

LET'S GO.

WHAT'D YOU SAY, ANDY?

WE BEEN HERE A HALF HOUR. LET'S GO.

NO, NO. DON'T GO NOW.

I SURE DON'T SEE ANYTHING

TO AROUSE MY SUSPICION.

WHOEVER GIVE YOU THAT HOT TIP

MUST HAVE BEEN PULLING YOUR LEG.

COME ON.

NO, NO. JUST...

JUST GIVE IT A FEW MORE MINUTES.

THERE THEY ARE.

IT WOULDN'T HURT TO SIT HERE AWHILE.

IT'S KIND OF RELAXING.

HI.

HI, SKIPPY! IF IT AIN'T SKIPPY!

IMAGINE RUNNING INTO YOU

AND WITH YOUR FRIEND DAPHNE.

I'LL BE DOGGONE IF THIS AIN'T THE MOST AMAZING COINCIDENCE.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

WHAT'S WITH YOU, CHARLIE?

YOU CALLED ME UP AND TOLD ME TO MEET YOU HERE.

WELL, IT'S STILL A COINCIDENCE.

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND ANDY TAYLOR.

ANDY, THIS HERE IS SKIPPY.

SAY HELLO TO SKIPPY.

AND THIS IS SKIPPY'S FRIEND DAPHNE.

ANDY.

UH, BARN, I, UH...

YOU GONNA ASK US TO SIT DOWN

OR IS THIS LEAP YEAR?

LEAP YEAR.

SHE'S A CHARACTER, ISN'T SHE?

SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

SIT RIGHT OVER THERE.

SIT DOWN, ANDY.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURS?

WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR TONIGHT, BERNIE?

"BARNEY." WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING?

YOU FEEL LIKE STEPPING OUT?

THERE'S A PLACE OVER IN HARNETT

THAT'S GOT DANCING AND EVERYTHING.

UH... WELL...

LISTEN, THERE'S A PIZZA PLACE

OVER BY THE COUNTY LINE.

THEY EVEN SERVE BEER.

UH, WELL, I... I DON'T THINK SO.

LET'S GO TO THE GIGOLO CLUB

OVER IN YANCEY.

THEY GOT A FLOOR SHOW THERE.

UH... I GUESS NOT.

SAY, WHAT DID YOU DO

PULL A COUPLE OF RINGERS IN ON ME?

RELAX, DAPHNE.

RELAX, NOTHING. I COULD'VE BEEN HOME

WATCHING A GEORGE RAFT MOVIE ON TELEVISION.

HONEY, THIS AIN'T EXACTLY MY IDEA

WE OUGHT TO LEAVE. OF A BIG TIME.

YOUR IDEA OF FUN, IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT...

JUST A MINUTE!

LET'S LISTEN TO BERNIE.

"BARNEY."

I GOT A GREAT IDEA.

LET'S ALL GO OVER

TO DAPHNE'S HOUSE AND TAKE A LOOK

AT THAT GEORGE RAFT MOVIE ON TELEVISION.

I'D KIND OF LIKE TO SEE THAT.

LIKE I SAID

WE'RE OUT WITH THE LAST OF THE BIG-TIME SPENDERS.

UH, UH... LADIES. LADIES.

UH... LADIES. LADIES.

LADIES, PLEASE.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

PLEASE, LADIES.

UH, I... I FEEL THAT, UH...

WE OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION

AND AN... AN APOLOGY.

SEE THAT? HE'S A GENTLEMAN.

UH... UH... THIS WHOLE EVENING

WAS ARRANGED THROUGH A MISUNDERSTANDING.

AND, UH... WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS

I'M SORRY IF WE'VE CAUSED YOU ANY INCONVENIENCE.

WELL, HE MAY BE CHEAP, BUT HE'S SINCERE.

I THOUGHT YOU WAS STAYING IN TONIGHT.

I THOUGHT SO, TOO, BUT I CHANGED MY MIND.

IT'S A WOMAN'S PREROGATIVE TO CHANGE HER MIND.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH. GET LOST, AL. I'M BUSY.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, I THINK WE'D BETTER LEAVE.

JUST A MINUTE, CURLY.

I AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH?

YOU'D RATHER GO OUT WITH A COUPLE OF SQUIRTS LIKE THIS?

SHUT UP, AL, AND BEAT IT.

WE DON'T APPRECIATE BEING CALLED SQUIRTS.

YEAH. WE DON'T APPRECIATE THAT AT ALL.

OH, YOU DON'T, EH?

I BELIEVE SHE SAID

SHE'D LIKE FOR YOU TO LEAVE.

SUPPOSE I DON'T? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, ANDY?

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!

DON'T LOOK, GIRLS.

ANDY?

I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

UH... I'M REAL SORRY.

I DON'T BLAME YOU

FOR BEING SORE.

I MEAN, I... I NEVER EXPECTED THINGS

TO TURN OUT THE WAY THEY DID.

GEE, IF I'D HAVE THOUGHT THAT...

I NEVER WOULD HAVE...

WELL, I JUST, UH...

WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I'M SORRY.

REMEMBER LAST NIGHT WHEN I COME BACK FROM PEGGY'S?

YOU SAID THE BEST THING FOR ME TO DO WAS TALK.

WELL, I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TALKING THEN

BUT NOW I'M READY, AND WHAT I GOT TO SAY IS THIS --

DON'T TRY TO HELP ME SOLVE MY PROBLEMS, BARN.

JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T DO THAT.

YOU GET EVERYTHING ALL MESSED UP.

YOU BEAT EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT, ANDY.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

BUT I REALLY MEANT IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

YOU GOT TO BELIEVE THAT.

THAT MAY BE THE WAY YOU MEANT IT

BUT IT SURE DIDN'T TURN OUT THAT WAY.

YOU SEE, MY PLAN

WAS TO GET YOUR MIND OFF PEGGY FOR A WHILE.

YOU KNOW, GET YOU INTERESTED IN OTHER GIRLS.

THEN, WHEN PEGGY WAS TO SEE HOW EASY

YOU COULD GET ALONG WITHOUT HER

SHE'D COME RUNNING BACK TO YOU

ALL SORRY AND WANTING TO MAKE UP.

THEN YOU'D WIN BACK YOUR GIRL, YOU SEE

AND... AND...

WELL, THAT...

THAT WAS MY PLAN.

THAT'S A FINE PLAN, BARN.

YOU WIN YOUR GIRL AND YOU LOSE YOUR EYE.

MORNING, BARNEY.

HERE'S THE REPORT OF LAST MONTH'S VACCINATIONS

OVER AT THE SCHOOL.

I WAS TOLD TO LEAVE A COPY HERE.

WOULD YOU BE SURE THAT THE SHERIFF GETS IT?

YES, MA'AM.

UH... ANDY?

I HEARD.

THANK YOU.

ANDY...

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

UH... NOTHING.

WHY, ANDY, THAT'S A TERRIBLE BRUISE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

OH, I GOT MIXED UP WITH A TROUBLEMAKER.

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

WHY, I'M SO SORRY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OL' ANDY.

HE GAVE A PRETTY GOOD ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF.

DIDN'T YOU, ANDY?

ANDY, I'M SORRY

ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, TOO.

I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

WELL...

I AM, TOO.

YOU HAD A RIGHT TO BE MAD.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SOMEBODY DROPS IN ON YOU LIKE THAT AND...

THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE YOU COU DO.

SORRY I WALKED OFF THE WAY I DID.

KIND OF A SILLY THING TO DO.

FRIENDS?

FRIENDS.

OH, I EXPECT WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

SEE? THIS IS THE WAY I HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG.

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