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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD...
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HEY, THAT WAS SOME EATS,
HUH, ANGE?
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THE BEST.
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YOU KNOW YOU CAN EAT
MORE THAN ANYBODY?
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WHAT'S EVERYBODY
WANNA DO?
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LET'S GO FOR
A RIDE, HUH?
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GOOD.
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PEGGY, I WANT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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HEY, ANGE?
HUH?
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YOU DRIVE, HUH?
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YOU DRIVE.
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DO ME A FAVOR--
YOU DRIVE.
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COME ON. YOU KNOW.
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COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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EVERYBODY IN THE
CAR. LET'S GO.
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THELMA LOU, YOU
SIT IN THE BACK.
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IN THE BACK--
HERE WE GO.
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EVERYBODY IN THE CAR.
LET'S GO. HERE WE GO.
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OKAY, THEN.
I'LL DRIVE, BARN.
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YEAH. YOU DRIVE.
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OKAY. HERE WE GO.
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THIS WHAT YOU
HAD IN MIND?
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BEAUTIFUL LAKE.
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TREES... QUIET.
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OH, YEAH. TH-THIS IS
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ONE OF MY VERY, VERY
FAVORITE PLACES HERE.
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JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING YA
UP HERE AND SHOW IT TO YA
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'CAUSE YOU'RE-YOU'RE
NEW HERE IN TOWN.
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YOU BRING
ALL THE NEW GIRLS UP HERE?
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I WANT TO SEE THE LAKE.
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OH.
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DO YOU?
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DO I WHAT?
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BRING ALL THE NEW GIRLS
UP HERE?
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UH, NO.
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NO, NOT, UH...
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NOT ALL OF 'EM.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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JUST A HAWK.
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BUT IF WE STAND UP
CLOSE TOGETHER LIKE THIS
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AND HOLD ON
TO ONE ANOTHER
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WE MIGHT BE TOO HEAVY
FOR HIM TO CARRY OFF.
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WANT TO HEAR
ME TALK TO HIM?
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YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
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BARNEY, BARNEY!
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BARNEY, NO!
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ANDY'S GONNA TALK
TO THE HAWK.
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THAT'S HIS PROBLEM.
NO.
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NO. NOW, LISTEN
TO THE HAWK TALK.
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HAWK TALK!
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ALL I NEED'S A GOOD
WIDE BLADE OF GRASS
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HOLD IT LIKE THAT,
BETWEEN MY THUMBS--
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT JUST A SECOND--
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AND BLOW.
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NOW, WATCH
YOUR LANGUAGE.
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THERE'S LADIES PRESENT.
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WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
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THERE'S LADIES PRESENT.
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THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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YOU HEAR THAT,
MR. HAWK?
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YOU CHARACTER.
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BARNEY, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
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I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOES OFF
AND GO WADING.
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HEY, GREAT IDEA.
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EVERYBODY GET DOWN HERE
AND GET YOUR SHOES.
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OH, BOY.
OH, YEAH.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN
WADIN' IN I DON'T
KNOW HOW LONG.
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I HAVEN'T, EITHER.
NOT SINCE
I WAS LITTLE.
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COME ON, BARN.
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I DON'T WANNA
TAKE MY SHOES AND SOCKS OFF
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IN FRONT OF...EVERYBODY.
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GO AHEAD, BARN.
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BOTH THE GIRLS
HAVE A BROTHER.
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COME ON, BARNEY.
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Andy:
COME ON, THELMA LOU.
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TAKE 'EM OFF, BARN.
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NOW, LET'S EASE...
LET'S SEE HOW
WARM IT IS.
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OOH.
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OH, HAVE YOU EVER
SKIPPED ROCKS?
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NO, NO.
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MMM, WATCH THIS.
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WATCH, WATCH.
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LET'S SEE, NOW.
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FIVE.
PRETTY GOOD.
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OH, HERE. TRY ONE,
TRY ONE, TRY ONE.
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ALL RIGHT.
WATCH HERE.
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JUST WATCH.
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IT SKIPPED
MAYBE THAT FAR.
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WATCH THIS ONE.
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READY? READY, READY,
READY, READY?
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Both:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
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WELL, I'M
AN OLD HAND.
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I'LL SHOW YOU.
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LET ME FIND A ROCK.
RIGHT HERE.
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OW!
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OW!
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OH, JUST A CRAWFISH,
A LITTLE CRAWFISH.
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COME ON, GANG!
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WATCH THE CRAWFISH,
BARN.
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HAVE FUN?
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SURE DID.
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TOMORROW NIGHT?
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UH-HUH.
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NO. NO, I'M ON DUTY
AT THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW NIGHT,
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BUT I CAN THE NIGHT AFTER.
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GOOD.
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THEN, A DATE.
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OKAY.
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I'LL SEE YA, PEGGY.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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GO GET YOUR OWN GIRL.
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CAN'T HAVE YOUR PAPER
TILL YOU PAY YOUR BILL.
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OH, ANDY.
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THOUGHT I'D CATCH YA
BEFORE YA LEFT.
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YOU LEFT YOUR COMPACT IN
THE SQUAD CAR LAST NIGHT.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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YOU, UH, GOT COMPANY?
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NO. WHY?
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WELL, WHO BELONGS TO
THAT NEW JOB OUT YONDER?
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IT'S MINE,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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YOURS?
UH-HUH.
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WELL, WHERE'D
YOU GET IT?
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MY FATHER
SENT IT TO ME.
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YOUR FATHER
SENT IT TO YOU?
UH-HUH.
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JUST LIKE THAT?
UH-HUH.
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UH, I DON'T, UH,
I DON'T MEAN TO PRY,
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BUT YOUR DADDY MUST
BE PRETTY WELL-TO-DO
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TO JUST UP AND SEND YOU
SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.
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AS MATTER OF FACT,
HE IS.
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HE OWNS THE R & M
GRAIN ELEVATORS IN RALEIGH.
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HE DOES?
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HOW COME
YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT?
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I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE TWO WEEKS
AND YOU NEVER ASKED ME.
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I GUESS
I DIDN'T, DID I?
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WELL, I GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE OFFICE.
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I'LL SEE YA.
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OKAY. BYE-BYE.
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OH, ANDY?
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YEAH?
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WE GOT A DATE
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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I REMEMBER. BYE.
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BYE-BYE.
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A BRAND-NEW CAR
FROM HER FATHER.
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FOR HER VERY OWN?
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YEAH. YOU OUGHT
TO SEE IT, BARN.
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MUST HAVE SET THE OL' MAN BACK
A PRETTY PENNY.
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AND YOU SAY HE OWNS
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THE R & M
GRAIN ELEVATORS
IN RALEIGH, HUH?
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YEAH.
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YEP. PRETTY BIG OUTFIT.
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IT WON'T WORK.
THEY TELL ME...
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WHAT WON'T WORK?
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YOU AND PEG.
THAT'S WHAT WON'T WORK.
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ANDY, I HATE TO HAVE
TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE HER UP.
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FORGET ABOUT HER.
NIP IT. NIP IT IN THE BUD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
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YOU WANT ME
TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YA, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
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ANDY, SHE IS ONE OF THE RICH,
AND THEY ARE DIFFERENT.
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OH, COME ON...
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NO, NO, NO. THEY ARE.
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THEY'RE DIFFERENT.
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FROM THE MINUTE THEY'RE BORN
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WITH THAT SILVER SPOON
IN THEIR HANDS...
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MOUTH.
RIGHT.
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LIFE IS DIFFERENT.
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THEY HAVE A-A COUPLE OF NURSES
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AND THEY HAVE A NANNY.
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TWO NURSES AND A GOAT?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, I MEAN,
THIS KIND OF NANNY
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TAKES 'EM TO THE PARK
AND TALKS FRENCH.
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OH.
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THEN, AS THEY GROW UP
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THEY HAVE
EVERYTHING THEY WANT--
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THE BEST TRICYCLES,
THE BEST BICYCLES.
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YOU EVER SEE
A RICH KID'S BICYCLE?
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NO.
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SOLID CHROMIUM
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WITH AT LEAST
SIX OR SEVEN RED REFLECTORS.
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WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
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THEN,
AFTER THE BICYCLE AGE,
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THEY GO OFF TO WHAT THEY CALL
A REFINISHIN' SCHOOL.
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A FINISHIN' SCHOOL.
RIGHT.
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WHILE THEY'RE THERE, THEY PLAY
WITH THE SAME KIND OF KIDS.
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LOT OF REFLECTORS?
RIGHT.
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NEXT, THEY START
PARTYIN' AROUND
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WITH THE HARVARDS
AND THE YALES--
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YOU KNOW, FELLERS CALLED FREDDY
AND BINKY AND BOBO.
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THEN, THEY GET TIRED
OF THE HARVARDS AND THE YALES
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SO, THEY GET ON
SOME STEAMER, YOU SEE.
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THEY GO OFF TO EUROPE
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AND AFTER ABOUT A YEAR OR SO,
THEY GET TIRED OF EUROPE.
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NOW WHAT DO THEY DO?
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COME BACK TO AMERICA?
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EXACTILIOSO.
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NOW, BY THE TIME
THEY'RE 20 OR SO,
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THEY'VE SEEN EVERYTHING,
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THEY'VE DONE EVERYTHING,
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AND THEY ARE BORED STIFF.
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NOW, WHAT'S NEXT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'LL TELL YA WHAT THEY DO.
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THEY MAKE A COMPLETE TURNABOUT.
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THEY GO THE OTHER WAY.
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THEY LOOK FOR THE ORDINARY GUY,
BUT JUST FOR KICKS.
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NOW, THEY GET
AN ORDINARY JOB...
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KICKS?
RIGHT.
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AND...
OH-OH, OH.
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OH!
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OH!
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AND YOU THINK PEGGY
GOES AROUND WITH ME...
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RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
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TO HER,
YOU ARE JOE ORDINARY --
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JUST A TOY TO ENJOY
FOR A WHILE.
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OH-HO!
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OH, I SEE.
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I SEE.
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IT'S THE TRUTH.
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I'M JUST GIVIN' YA
FAIR WARNING.
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OH, RIGHT, BARN.
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NOW, I'M JUST TELLIN' YA THIS
AS A-A FRIEND --
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YOU KNOW, A PAL, A BUDDY.
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RIGHT, BARN. THANKS.
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA
STOP SEEIN' HER, RIGHT?
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WRONG.
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THAT POOR BLIND FOOL.
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HE DON'T KNOW IT,
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BUT HE'S HEADED
RIGHT FOR HEARTBREAK ALLEY.
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AIN'T GONNA
LISTEN TO ME, HUH?
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GONNA GO RIGHT AHEAD
AND TAKE PEGGY OUT.
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EXACTILIOSO.
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ALL THE WAY
TO THE CAPITAL.
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55 MILES
TO A RESTAURANT. HMPH.
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BARN, I'VE TAKEN HER
TO THE WIENIE BURGER.
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00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,932
I'D LIKE TO TAKE HER
SOMEPLACE NICE.
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I THINK IT'S THE KIND
OF THING SHE'D ENJOY
243
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,771
AND I'D LIKE TO
DO THAT FOR HER.
244
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,708
ANDY...
245
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,884
YOU KNOW, ANDY...
246
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,187
I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCE
WE WAS JUST KIDS.
247
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,522
WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT.
248
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,093
MADE SECOND-CLASS
SCOUT SAME MONTH.
249
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,195
I RAN SECOND TO YOUR FIRST
250
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,064
IN THE COUNTY
PENMANSHIP CONTEST,
251
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,465
IF YOU RECALL.
252
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,536
YEAH. I STOOD UP FOR YOU
WHEN YOU FIRST GOT MARRIED.
253
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,807
I'M THE BOY'S
GODFATHER.
254
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,208
LITTLE OPE.
255
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,245
YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE
JUST ABOUT THE BEST FRIEND
256
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,381
A GUY EVER HAD.
257
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,783
ANDY...
258
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,154
DON'T GET HURT.
259
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454
A COCKTAIL BEFORE DINNER?
260
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,822
PEG?
261
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,490
MAY I SUGGEST A SAZERAC?
262
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,926
I'D LOVE ONE.
263
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,927
SIR?
264
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,130
UH, YOU GOT ANY
DRAFT BEER?
265
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,866
YES, SIR.
266
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:22,102
AND, UH, WITH YOUR DRINKS,
AS A STARTER,
267
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,604
MAY I RECOMMEND
THE SPECIALTY OF THE HOUSE,
268
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,539
ESCARGOT BOURGUIGNON?
269
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,841
PLEASE.
270
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,043
SIR?
WHAT'S THAT?
271
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,244
ESCARGOT. SNAILS.
272
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,146
YOU'VE HAD THEM, HAVEN'T YOU?
273
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,415
UH, NO.
274
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,885
I'VE STEPPED ON QUITE
A FEW OF 'EM IN MY TIME,
275
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,152
BUT I NEVER HAVE
EATEN ONE OF THEM.
276
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,455
WELL, TRY IT. BRING HIM SOME.
277
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,860
VERY GOOD.
278
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,395
WHAT WAS THAT DRINK
YOU ORDERED?
279
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,396
A WHAT?
280
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,298
SAZERAC? OH, IT'S NICE.
281
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,633
IT'S SORT OF A
NEW ORLEANS DRINK.
282
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,369
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO NEW ORLEANS?
283
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,371
NO, NO.
284
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,274
ME AND BARN STARTED
OUT FOR THERE ONE SUMMER.
285
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,976
OLD MODEL "A"
I USED TO HAVE.
286
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,045
BURNED OUT A BEARING
ABOUT DEQUEEN JUNCTION
287
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,146
I GUESS IT WAS.
288
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,514
SOLD IT FOR $12.
289
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,082
WHAT A SHAME.
290
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,317
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
291
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,119
THEY PROBABLY WOULD
NEVER LET US CAMP OUT
292
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,220
IN NEW ORLEANS ANYHOW.
293
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,255
WELL, YOU'D LIKE
NEW ORLEANS.
294
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,925
IT'S A LOT LIKE PARIS
IN A LOT OF WAYS.
295
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,959
OH?
296
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,328
YOU BEEN OVER THERE,
HAVE YOU?
297
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,130
MM-HMM. WHEN I
FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL.
298
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,431
OH.
299
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,438
SAZERAC FOR THE LADY.
300
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,007
THANK YOU.
301
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,011
BEER FOR THE GENTLEMAN.
302
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,081
AND THE ESCARGOT.
303
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,055
BOURGUIGNON.
304
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,362
ANDY...
305
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:04,204
AND THEN YOU DIG THE SNAIL OUT
WITH YOUR FORK.
306
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,083
I BELIEVE I'LL JUST LET
THE SNAILS GO BY.
307
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,407
YOU DANCE, ANDY?
308
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,676
OH, I TWO-STEP A LITTLE,
309
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,646
BUT WHEN THEY START IN ON THAT,
I GENERALLY SIT DOWN.
310
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,330
YOU KNOW WHY
YOU WERE MISERABLE?
311
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,634
I'LL TELL YOU WHY
YOU WERE MISERABLE.
312
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,038
BECAUSE RICH IS RICH
AND POOR IS POOR.
313
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539
OIL AND WATER DO NOT MIX.
314
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,375
THE SILK PURSE
AND THE SOW'S EAR DO NOT...
315
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,245
UH, UH...
316
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,081
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
317
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,383
BARN, LET'S JUST DROP IT.
318
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,487
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
319
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,491
UH-OH. HERE COMES
MISS GOT-ROCKS NOW.
320
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,559
HUH?
321
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,261
PEGGY.
HERE COMES PEGGY.
322
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,463
I'M GOING IN
THE BACK ROOM.
323
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,365
YOU MAKE UP
SOME EXCUSE.
324
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,399
UH...
325
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,005
HI, BARNEY. ANDY HERE?
326
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,675
UH, NO.
327
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,110
UH, HE, UH...
328
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,146
HE WAS CALLED OUT
ON A 612.
329
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,748
612
330
00:16:55,782 --> 00:17:00,153
UH, WELL, UH,
THAT'S AN OFFICIAL CODE.
331
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,156
UH, I CAN TELL YOU
THIS MUCH --
332
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,793
IT, UH, IT'S, UH, TWO THREES
AND TWO SIXES.
333
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,069
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
OR HEARD FROM HIM, PEG.
334
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,807
YES, I WILL, MM-HMM.
335
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,143
GOOD-BYE.
336
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,684
ANDY, SHE'S BEEN CALLING
FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS.
337
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,454
I KNOW, I KNOW.
338
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,323
ANDY, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO:
339
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,424
CLEAR THE AIR.
340
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,359
FACE HER AND HAVE
IT OUT WITH HER.
341
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395
TELL HER YOU WANT TO WRITE
FINISH LA GUERRE
342
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763
TO THE WHOLE THING.
343
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,734
UH, IT AIN'T
THAT SIMPLE, BARN.
344
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,303
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
345
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,740
WELL, AT LAST.
346
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,308
OH, HI, PEG.
347
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,409
I BETTER LEAVE.
348
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,311
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?
349
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,412
UH, NOTHING.
350
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,381
I'LL SEE
YOU LATER.
351
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,550
YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED
A SINGLE ONE OF MY CALLS.
352
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,585
UH, I KNOW, PEG.
I THINK IT'D BE BET-
353
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,886
WELL, YOU COULD
HAVE CALLED.
354
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,156
IT DOESN'T TAKE BUT A MINUTE
OUT OF YOUR DAY.
355
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,791
WELL, UH, I'VE HAD
A WHOLE LOT ON MY MIND, PEG,
356
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,161
AND THERE'S BEEN
A WHOLE LOT TO DO.
357
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,696
IT'S JUST BEEN
RUSH, RUSH, RUSH,
BUSY, BUSY...
358
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,331
GO GET SOME COFFEE.
359
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,633
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'VE BEEN
AVOIDING ME, ANDY.
360
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,801
AVOIDING YOU?
361
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,437
NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN
AVOIDING YOU.
362
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,573
WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE.
363
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,608
MAYBE IT WAS MY IMAGINATION.
364
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444
WELL, I EXPECT
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS.
365
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,581
WELL, GOOD. THEN I'LL SEE YOU
TONIGHT AT 7:00.
366
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,416
UH...
367
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,253
WE DO HAVE
A DATE, DON'T WE?
368
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,257
PEGGY,
C
369
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,725
SOMETHING'S COME UP
370
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,628
AND I JUST HAVE
TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
371
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,230
OF COURSE, ANDY.
372
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,465
I'LL CALL YOU LATER ON
IN THE WEEK.
373
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,568
DON'T PUT YOURSELF OUT!
374
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,936
THAT'S THE WAY
TO DO IT, BABY.
375
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,405
GIVE HER THE
OLD HEAVE-HO.
376
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,839
SHUT UP!
377
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,779
BOY! FIRST HE TELLS ME TO STAY,
THEN HE TELLS ME TO GO
378
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,581
AND THEN HE BLOWS UP.
379
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,650
TRY AND HELP SOME PEOPLE.
380
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,946
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
381
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,882
WHY SHOULDN'T I BE HERE?
382
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,552
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT...
383
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,388
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
384
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,257
YOU THOUGHT THAT
BECAUSE OF ALL THE
PLACES I'VE BEEN,
385
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,826
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY ENJOY
A LITTLE SPOT LIKE THIS.
386
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,630
WELL...
AND YOU THOUGHT BECAUSE
MY FATHER HAS A LOT OF MONEY,
387
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,266
THAT WE COULDN'T ENJOY
DOING THINGS TOGETHER.
388
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,803
YOU SEE, I'VE
BEEN DOING A LITTLE
THINKING, TOO, SHERIFF,
389
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,839
AND I'VE COME TO
A VERY INTERESTING CONCLUSION.
390
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,840
YOU HAVE?
391
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,809
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
392
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,976
YOU'RE A SNOB.
393
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,479
A SNOB?!
YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
394
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,282
JUST BECAUSE MY FATHER'S RICH,
YOU'RE SNUBBING ME.
395
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,384
OH, WELL, NOW, JUST...
396
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,619
IT'S TRUE.
397
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,920
I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU,
398
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,022
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO OUT WITH ME.
399
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,690
THAT'S NOT...
400
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,526
IT'S TRUE. YOU THINK
THAT NOTHING CAN MEASURE UP
401
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,328
TO PARIS, NEW ORLEANS, WHEREVER.
402
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,664
THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN WE CAME OUT
HERE WITH THELMA LOU AND BARNEY,
403
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,900
WAS ONE OF THE NICEST EVENINGS
I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME.
404
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,310
YOU MEAN THAT, DON'T YOU?
405
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,278
I CERTAINLY DO.
406
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,423
SEE THAT LITTLE ISLAND
RIGHT OVER THERE?
407
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,424
MM-HMM.
408
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,492
FIVE SKIPS.
409
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,918
THERE WE WERE,
JUST THE TWO OF US
410
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,053
SKIPPIN' ROCKS
ON THE LAKE.
411
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,789
YEAH.
412
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,725
THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
413
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,727
I'M REALLY GLAD
IT WORKED OUT, ANDY.
414
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,095
I REALLY AM.
415
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,864
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN'
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, THOUGH.
416
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,833
YOU STILL OUGHT TO
PLAY THE FIELD.
417
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,402
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT?
418
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,504
DON'T NAIL YOURSELF DOWN
TO ONE GIRL.
419
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,005
KEEP MOVIN' AROUND.
420
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,573
TAKE, FOR INSTANCE, NOW,
421
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,775
I HAD A DATE WITH THELMA LOU
LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?
422
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,876
RIGHT.
423
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,646
WATCH THIS.
424
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,417
SARAH, GET ME THE DINER.
425
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,819
YOU KNOW, ONE NIGHT,
THELMA LOU,
426
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,521
NEXT NIGHT, SOMEBODY ELSE.
427
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,523
YOU KNOW,
KEEP THEM GUESSIN'.
428
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,591
UH, JUANITA?
429
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,661
HI. BARN.
430
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,497
HOW YOU DOIN'?
431
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,735
WELL, I JUST WAS WONDERIN' WHAT
YOU WERE GONNA BE DOIN'
432
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,403
AFTER WORK TONIGHT.
433
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,773
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU AND I
COULD GET TOGETHER
434
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,943
AND MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.
435
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,145
HEY, BARN,
HERE COMES THELMA LOU!
436
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,114
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO.
437
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,950
IT'S AN EMERGENCY--
POLICE BUSINESS.
438
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,752
SOMETHING JUST CAME UP.
GOOD-BYE!
439
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,724
OH, HOWDY, THELM--
440
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,594
WHY, AUNT BEE, I DECLARE,
FROM ACROSS THE STREET,
441
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,797
I'D HAVE SWORE
YOU WAS THELMA LOU.
442
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,699
YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU ARE.
443
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,568
IT'S JUST TOO BAD
YOU'RE NOT TWINS.
444
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,836
YOU SHOULD SEE
THE KATZENJAMMER KIDS.
29339
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