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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:13,047 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,316 WITH RONNIE HOWARD. 3 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:19,620 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,833 GOOD... THANK YOU FOR CALLING. 5 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:37,305 GOOD-BYE. 6 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,373 YES? 7 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,143 OH, UH, I'D LIKE TO SEE MR. JACKSON, PLEASE. 8 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,377 HE'S QUITE BUSY. 9 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:46,080 DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, MISTER, UH... 10 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,481 TAYLOR, SHERIFF TAYLOR OF MAYBERRY. 11 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,217 NO, I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT 12 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,719 BUT I'D 'PRECIATE IF YOU'D TELL HIM I'M HERE. 13 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,723 MR. JACKSON, A SHERIFF TAYLOR FROM MAYBERRY 14 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,625 IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 15 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,528 TAYLOR? I DON'T KNOW ANY TAYLOR. 16 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,430 WHAT DOES HE WANT? 17 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,298 I'M HERE TO ARREST HIM. 18 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,567 HE'S HERE TO ARREST YOU. 19 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,637 ARREST! 20 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,440 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 21 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,342 'MEMBER ME? 22 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,844 I... BELIEVE SO. 23 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,679 YES! YES. 24 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,448 THAT SPEEDING TICKET, 'MEMBER? 25 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,250 COMING THROUGH MAYBERRY ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO? 26 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,517 YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GET ON TO AN IMPORTANT MEETIN' 27 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,686 SO I LET YOU GO 28 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,388 ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU'D COME BACK ON THE 20th 29 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,889 AND STAND TRIAL-- 'MEMBER? 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,192 WELL, THE 20th WAS LAST WEDNESDAY 31 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,393 AND YOU DIDN'T COME. 32 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,894 OH, YES, WELL, IT, UH... 33 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,197 IT COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND. 34 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,765 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INTO MY OFFICE? 35 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,567 I'M SURE WE CAN STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. 36 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,801 FINE. 37 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,508 SIT DOWN, SIR. 38 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,543 OH, THANK YOU. 39 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:52,280 NOW, ABOUT, UH... TWO WEEKS AGO 40 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:55,449 YOU SAID I CAME THROUGH YOUR TOWN, HUH? 41 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:56,650 THAT'S RIGHT. 42 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,452 WELL, WELL! 43 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:01,555 YOU REALLY ARE A CONSCIENTIOUS SHERIFF, AREN'T YOU? 44 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:04,492 I WOULD IMAGINE YOU'D HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 45 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,560 WAY OUT THERE IN MAYBERRY 46 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:11,599 RUNNING DOWN CHICKEN THIEVES AND CURFEW BREAKERS. 47 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,901 ER, WOULD YOU LIKE A CIGAR? 48 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,436 NO, THANK YOU. 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,172 OH, MAYBE I WILL TAKE ONE FOR MY DEPUTY. 50 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,774 HE LIKES ONE WHEN HE'S FEELING SPECIAL SPORTY. 51 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,576 THANK YOU. 52 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,279 NOW... 'BOUT THE SUMMONS. 53 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:28,382 OH, YES, WELL, I'LL HAVE MISS FENWICK DRAW UP A CHECK. 54 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,918 WELL, I'M AFRAID THERE'S MORE THAN A FINE INVOLVED. 55 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,488 OH 56 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:37,658 WELL, YOU CAN GET YOUR HAT AND COME ON. 57 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,759 TO MAYBERRY? 58 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:41,462 YOU'RE REALLY INSISTING ON MY APPEARING? 59 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,463 MM-HMM. 60 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,697 OH, COME ON, SHERIFF. 61 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,499 I CAN'T LEAVE JUST LIKE THAT. 62 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,701 I'M THE HEAD OF A BIG BUSINESS HERE. 63 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:50,304 I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 64 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:53,941 WHY... I'M SURE YOU AND I CAN SETTLE THIS LITTLE MATTER. 65 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:54,942 UH... 66 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,211 I HOPE YOU'RE REACHING FOR A COMB 67 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:00,814 OR A HANDKERCHIEF OR SOMETHING, 'CAUSE WE TAKE A VERY DIM VIEW 68 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,851 OF BRIBERY IN MAYBERRY. 69 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,753 BRIBERY'S ONE OF THE THINGS WE LIKE TO WATCH 70 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,588 ON ACCOUNT OF THERE AIN'T MUCH ELSE TO DO. 71 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:10,824 MISS FENWICK... 72 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:11,992 YES, MR. JACKSON? 73 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,562 HAVE MY LAWYER MEET ME IN MAYBERRY. 74 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:19,400 IF YOU ALL ARE READY, WE'LL DECLARE COURT IN SESSION. 75 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,436 COURT'S IN SESSION. 76 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:27,475 CASE OF MAYBERRY v. J. HOWARD JACKSON. 77 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,443 THE CHARGE IS SPEEDING IN EXCESS OF POSTED LIMITS 78 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,844 AND FAILURE TO ANSWER A SUMMONS. 79 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,246 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 80 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,180 SHERIFF, MY CLIENT... 81 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,649 OH, GUILTY, GUILTY, LET'S GET IT OVER WITH. 82 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,685 SINCE THE DEFENDANT PLEADS GUILTY 83 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,753 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO, 84 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,355 AND THAT'S PASS SENTENCE. 85 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,790 MR. J. HOWARD JACKSON 86 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,559 YOU ARE HEREBY FINED THE SUM OF $15. 87 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,461 FIFTEEN! WAIT A MINUTE. 88 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,363 DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 89 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:52,466 YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM MY BUSINESS... 90 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,767 LET ME ALONE. 91 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:56,337 FOR A MEASLY $15 FINE?! 92 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,740 NO, SIR, YOU WAS BROUGHT IN HERE 'CAUSE YOU FLOUTED THE LAW 93 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,544 AND YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT. 94 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,413 WELL, I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T HAVE 95 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,948 A LOT OF REPORTERS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS AROUND HERE. 96 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,617 WHY IS THAT? 97 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,619 YOU RUNNING FOR REELECTION OR SOMETHING, 98 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,753 TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN? 99 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,423 "SHERIFF HAULS IN NOTED PUBLISHER." 100 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,425 THAT WOULD BE PRETTY NICE 101 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,893 FOR A CAMPAIGN SPEECH, WOULDN'T IT? 102 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,829 OH, BOY, THESE HICKS-- 103 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,598 THEY SURE LOVE TO GO AFTER BIG GAME, DON'T THEY? 104 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:29,370 WELL, ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU WILL BE PUSHED DOWN TO SIZE. 105 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,605 LET'S GO. 106 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,012 NOISY, AIN'T HE? 107 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:51,058 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, MR. JACKSON? 108 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,526 YES... SIT DOWN, JEAN. 109 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,827 ARE, UH... 110 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:57,931 ARE YOU IN A NOSY MOOD THESE DAYS? 111 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,734 A GOOD REPORTER'S ALWAYS IN A NOSY MOOD. 112 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,404 OKAY, THIS IS IT-- SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR 113 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,439 A HICK BURG CALLED MAYBERRY. 114 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,408 I WANT EVERY SPECK OF DUST 115 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,810 YOU CAN FIND ON THE GOOD SHERIFF. 116 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,613 LOOK IN THE CLOSETS, SWEEP UNDER THE RUGS 117 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,116 BRING BACK ANYTHING THAT CAN BE TWISTED INTO AN ARTICLE. 118 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,552 I WANT TO PULVERIZE THAT IMAGE. 119 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,888 THAT'S A TALL ORDER, MR. JACKSON. 120 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:24,057 MOST SMALL-TOWN SHERIFFS ARE NOTORIOUSLY HONEST. 121 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,894 IN FACT, THEY'RE LIKE SHINING KNIGHTS. 122 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,829 SO THAT'S WHY I'M SENDING YOU. 123 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,533 IF HE HAS ANY CRACKS IN HIS ARMOR, YOU CAN FIND THEM. 124 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,868 AND I'VE NEVER KNOWN A SHINING KNIGHT YET 125 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,637 THAT DIDN'T HAVE A FEW. 126 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,707 SO YO FIND THEM. 127 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,985 OFFICER! 128 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,855 UH, COULD I HAVE A LITTLE INFORMATION, PLEASE? 129 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:59,860 OH, I'LL HANDLE THIS, ANDY. 130 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,128 AT YOUR SERVICE, MA'AM. 131 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,830 OH, THANK YOU, SHERIFF. 132 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,965 OH, WELL... I'M NOT THE SHERIFF. 133 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,635 THAT WAS THE SHERIFF JUST WENT IN THERE-- 134 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,869 SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR. 135 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,404 I'M DEPUTY FIFE. 136 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,673 OH, HI, I'M JEAN BOSWELL. 137 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,943 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD RECOMMEND A GOOD HOTEL IN TOWN. 138 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,145 OH, WELL, THE MAYBERRY HOTEL IS GOOD. 139 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,747 THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. 140 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,650 OH... WELL, I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT, AND I WAS WONDERING 141 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,719 HOW DOES IT COMPARE IN PRICE WITH SOME OF THE OTHERS? 142 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:26,954 WELL, IT, UH... 143 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,155 UH... 144 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,691 WELL, THAT... THAT'S ACTUALLY THE... 145 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,025 THE ONLY HOTEL. 146 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,762 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME. 147 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,730 COLLEGE STUDENT, YOU SAY, HUH? 148 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,433 I'M WRITING A THESIS ON SMALL-TOWN ADMINISTRATION. 149 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,735 I'M MAJORING IN GOVERNMENT. 150 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:44,638 I THOUGHT MAYBERRY WOULD BE A GOOD TOWN TO RESEARCH. 151 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,940 YOU SURE COME TO THE RIGHT TOWN, ALL RIGHT. 152 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,176 AND IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP YOU, 153 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,844 WHY, DON'T YOU HESITATE TO ASK ME. 154 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,179 I'M SORT OF, WELL... 155 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:56,049 PART OF THE ADMINISTRATION, YOU KNOW. 156 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,919 Barney: YEAH, SHE'S A CUTE LITTLE THING. 157 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,654 PROBABLY PRETTY NAIVE. 158 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:01,955 YOU KNOW HOW THESE SCHOOLKIDS ARE 159 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,090 WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAYS OF WORLD. 160 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:07,828 SO I FIGURED WE COULD GIVE HER A HAND -- NO HARM IN THAT. 161 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,463 NO, NO HARM AT ALL. 162 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,765 IT'S A GOOD THING TO HELP OUT THE CAUSE OF EDUCATION. 163 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:14,001 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 164 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,204 ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CAUSE IS KIND OF PRETTY. 165 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,615 OH, HI! 166 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,482 HI. 167 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:31,519 IT'S, UH... MISS BOSWELL, ISN'T IT? 168 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,520 UH-HUH. 169 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,522 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR SHERIFF. 170 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,524 ANDY, THIS IS MISS JEAN BOSWELL. 171 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,525 MISS BOSWELL. 172 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,259 SO, YOU'RE A COLLEGE STUDENT, HUH? 173 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,093 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 174 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,195 HILLSIDE UNIVERSITY UP AT THE CAPITAL. 175 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:45,198 OH, THAT'S A FINE SCHOOL, FINE SCHOOL. 176 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,735 UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE TOUR 177 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,903 OF THE HEADQUARTERS HERE NOW? 178 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,639 OH, YES, I'D LOVE TO. 179 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,540 FINE. 180 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,743 UH, YOU CAN, UH... TAKE NOTES IF YOU LIKE. 181 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:59,212 OH, YES! THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 182 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,948 Barney: YOU READY? 183 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,782 UH-HUH. 184 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,952 WELL, YOU ARE NOW WITHIN THE CONFINES 185 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,188 OF THE MAYBERRY SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND JAIL 186 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,224 ONE OF THE MANY ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES 187 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,260 IN THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY. 188 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,097 NOW, HERE IS THE MAIN CELLBLOCK. 189 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,066 THIS IS CELL ONE 190 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,802 THIS IS CELL TWO AND... 191 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:26,807 AND, UH... SO ON. 192 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,976 UH... THIS IS A HEATER. 193 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,979 SAY, HERE'S SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING 194 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,246 RIGHT OVER HERE. 195 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,883 UH... THIS IS OUR BULLETIN BOARD 196 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,652 WHERE WE HAVE FLIERS AND BULLETINS 197 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,788 FROM ALL OVER THE STATE. 198 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,623 INCLUDED ARE A.P.B.s-- 199 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,225 UH, THAT'S ALL- POINTS BULLETINS 200 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,828 ON VARIOUS WANTED CRIMINALS. 201 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,730 I'M NOT GOING TOO FAST FOR YOU? 202 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,232 OH, NO, NO, JUST FINE. 203 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,903 UH, WELL... 204 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,938 WELL... UH... 205 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,775 UH, HEY, BARN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE BACK ROOM? 206 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,111 UH, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 207 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,813 IT IS TOO! 208 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,315 THAT'S WHERE DEPUTY FIFE TAKES HIS AFTERNOON NAPS. 209 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,685 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN... 210 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,053 UH... 211 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,023 UH, SAY, HERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT! 212 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,059 THIS IS OUR GUN RACK! 213 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,729 THIS IS WHERE WE, UH... 214 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,130 KEEP OUR GUNS. 215 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,065 WELL, OF COURSE, 216 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,702 WHAT YOU SEE IN HERE IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THINGS TO COME. 217 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,937 THINGS TO COME? 218 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,905 OH, YEAH, WE'RE CONSTANTLY EXPANDING. 219 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:32,840 I MEAN, YOU OUGHT TO SEE 220 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,042 WHAT'S IN THE BLUEPRINT STAGE RIGHT NOW. 221 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:39,613 NEW, UP-TO-DATE CRIME LAB, NEW WING OF CELL BLOCKS, 222 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,816 A DISPENSARY, A REC HALL, A CHAPEL. 223 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,057 UH, WELL, UH, I THINK WE'VE COVERED EVERYTHING IN HERE. 224 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,225 MAYBE I'D BETTER SHOW YOU AROUND THE TOWN NOW -- 225 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,360 DON'T YOU THINK, ANDY? 226 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:56,997 YOU KNOW, THE MAYOR'S OFFICE AND THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS, 227 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,832 AND THE -- DON'T YOU THINK SO? 228 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,668 OH, YEAH, YOU DO THAT. 229 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,936 WELL, BYE, SHERIFF! 230 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,404 WELL, WE'LL JUST, UH... 231 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,306 OH, UH, HURRY BACK, 232 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:10,043 DEPUTY, I WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE ABOUT THEM EXPANSION PLANS! 233 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,992 I THINK I HAVE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. 234 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,894 WELL, YOU'VE BEEN JUST MARVELOUS. 235 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,862 OF COURSE, THERE'S ONE LITTLE THING 236 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,230 I CAN'T QUITE GET OVER. 237 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,765 HERE YOU ARE THE DEPUTY 238 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,000 AND YOU LOOK MORE LIKE THE SHERIFF 239 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,434 THAN THE SHERIFF DOES. 240 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,237 WELL, TAKE THE WAY YOU DRESS, FOR INSTANCE. 241 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,940 YOU WEAR A COMPLETE, WELL-FITTING UNIFORM 242 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,374 AND THE SHERIFF, WELL... 243 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,343 HE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A TIE. 244 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:50,818 AND I NOTICE THAT HIS SHOES ARE A LITTLE DUSTY. 245 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,186 WELL, THAT IS ONE OF ANDY'S WEAK POINTS 246 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,688 BUT ALL IN ALL, UH... 247 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:55,923 ONE OF HIS WEAK POINTS? 248 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,357 UH, WELL... 249 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,459 I BET YOU DON'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH HIS IDEAS 250 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,460 DO YOU? 251 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,330 WELL, UH... 252 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,833 I JUST KNOW THAT A PROGRESSIVE, DYNAMIC FORWARD-THINKING MAN 253 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,068 LIKE YOURSELF MUST HAVE SOME VERY DEFINITE IDEAS 254 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,970 AS TO THE WAY THINGS SHOULD BE RUN. 255 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,205 WELL, THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS 256 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,207 THAT I WOULD DO DIFFERENT 257 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,844 IF, UH... I WAS RUNNING THE SHOW. 258 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,045 SUCH AS? 259 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,046 WELL... 260 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,950 I'D, UH... BE A WHOLE LOT STRICTER 261 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,417 ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS 262 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,920 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 263 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,488 MMM... I THINK SO. 264 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,391 WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, I... 265 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,995 I LIKE TO RUN A TAUT SHIP. 266 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,229 MM-HMM. 267 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,299 AND THE SHERIFF, HE DOESN'T RUN A TAUT SHIP? 268 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,303 WELL, THE KID IS A LITTLE LAX IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 269 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,972 LIKE HOW? 270 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,375 WELL, THE WAY HE MOLLYCODDLES OTIS ALL THE TIME. 271 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,476 OTIS? 272 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,144 THE TOWN DRUNK. 273 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,213 WHY, HE PRACTICALLY HAS THE RUN OF THE JAIL. 274 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,082 HE LOCKS HISSELF UP WHEN HE GETS DRUNK 275 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,884 LETS HISSELF OUT WHEN HE GETS SOBER. 276 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,518 HE JUST COMES AND GOES AS HE PLEASES! 277 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,420 NO! 278 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,389 THINGS WOULD SURE BE DIFFERENT IF YOU WERE RUNNING THEM. 279 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,124 YOU BET YOUR BUTTONS, AND CERTAIN PEOPLE 280 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,226 WOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH CERTAIN CRIMES, NEITHER! 281 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,062 YOU MEAN CRIMES GO UNPUNISHED? 282 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,498 TAKE THE EMMA WATSON CASE. 283 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,866 EMMA WATSON? 284 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,501 CHRONIC JAYWALKER. 285 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,203 LISTEN, JAYWALKIN' IS A CRIME. 286 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,170 AND EVERY BLESSED TIME 287 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,372 I WRITE OUT A TICKET FOR THAT EMMA WATSON, 288 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,909 ANDY JUST TEARS IT UP, SAYS SHE'S A SWEET OLD LADY 289 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,978 AND HE AIN'T GOT THE HEART TO PROSECUTE HER, DARN SOFTY. 290 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,413 THE SHERIFF? 291 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,148 SOFTEST-HEARTED FELLA YOU EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. 292 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,250 AFTER TEARING UP EMMA WATSON'S TICKET 293 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,552 HE'D LIKE AS NOT GIVE HER A RIDE HOME IN THE SQUAD CAR. 294 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,421 THAT'S SOME WAY TO TREAT A LAWBREAKER, HUH? 295 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:38,158 YOU MEAN THAT THE SHERIFF WOULD USE A SQUAD CAR 296 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,226 FOR UNOFFICIAL BUSINESS? 297 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428 LISTEN, ONCE I WAS ALL SET TO GO OUT ON PATROL -- 298 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,865 YOU KNOW WHERE THE SQUAD CAR WAS? 299 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,435 ANDY WAS MAKING A DELIVERY FOR ART CROWLEY'S MARKET. 300 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,038 YOU DON'T SAY. 301 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,039 YEAH. 302 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,573 MY GOSH, LOOK AT THE TIME. 303 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,809 I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 304 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,878 SEE THINGS ARE RUN PROPERLY. 305 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,181 WELL... LISTEN NOW, ABOUT THAT THESIS OF YOURS, 306 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,051 IS THERE ANYTHING MORE I CAN GIVE YOU? 307 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,286 OH, NO... OH, NO, NO. 308 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,422 YOU'VE GIVEN ME ALL I NEED. 309 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,423 GOOD. 310 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,026 I'LL SEE YOU. 311 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,011 PAW, YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE? 312 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,345 YEAH. 313 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,382 WELL... 314 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:37,918 OH, YEAH! 315 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:42,255 PAW, ASK ME IF I TOOK A BATH THIS MORNING. 316 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,992 OKAY -- DID YOU TAKE A BATH THIS MORNING? 317 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,928 WHY? IS THERE ONE MISSING? 318 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,363 Andy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, OPE. 319 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,599 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 320 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,101 YES, SIR. 321 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,568 MY NAME IS ROGER MILTON 322 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,370 STATE'S ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 323 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,306 OH, GLAD TO SEE YOU, SIR. 324 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,474 THIS IS MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE 325 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,642 AND MY SON, OPIE. 326 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,611 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 327 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,483 IF YOU CAN, I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU EXPLAIN THAT ARTICLE. 328 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,320 "DOES THE SHERIFF RUN THE TOWN 329 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,489 OR DOES THE TOWN RUN THE SHERIFF?" 330 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,092 WELL, ANDY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. 331 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,228 "IN A TOWN CALLED MAYBERRY 332 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,630 JUSTICE HAS BECOME A FARCE." 333 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,632 Andy: YEAH. 334 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:30,170 "MALFEASANCE OF PUBLIC FUNDS, 335 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,105 SHOCKING DISINTEGRATION OF LAW ENFORCEMENT..." 336 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,307 THEM'S PRETTY HARSH WORDS. 337 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,509 THAT'S RIGHT, BUT YOU'LL HAVE A CHANCE 338 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,178 TO DENY THEM AT THE HEARING. 339 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,512 AT THE HEARING?! 340 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,248 THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS CHARGES. 341 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,451 I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CONDUCT A FULL INVESTIGATION. 342 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,419 I HAVE NO RECOURSE, SHERIFF TAYLOR 343 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,188 BUT TO SUSPEND YOU FROM OFFICE 344 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,490 PENDING A HEARING ON THIS MATTER. 345 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,658 CAN HE DO THAT? 346 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,993 I CAN... 347 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,131 UNDER THIS ORDER FROM THE STATE'S ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 348 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,935 DEPUTY, THE HEARING IS SET FOR TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 349 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,938 UNTIL THEN, YOU'LL BE ACTING SHERIFF. 350 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:12,312 GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN. 351 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,449 PAW, AIN'T YOU GONNA BE SHERIFF ANYMORE? 352 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,518 OH, NOW, DON'T YOU WORRY. 353 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,288 THERE'S JUST BEEN A LITTLE MISTAKE 354 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,957 AND IT'LL ALL BE CLEARED UP. 355 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,494 SOMEHOW OR OTHER. 356 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,242 WHEN'S THIS STUPID THING GONNA BEGIN? 357 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,576 PRESENTLY, SHERIFF. 358 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,412 DON'T CALL ME THAT. 359 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,081 HE'S THE ONLY SHERIFF AROUND HERE. 360 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,150 THE COMMISSIONER WILL DECIDE THAT 361 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,584 AFTER THE HEARING. 362 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,730 ANDY. 363 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,032 YEAH... 364 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:09,402 THAT ANSWERS A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 365 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,410 THAT ARTICLE WAS 366 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,712 IN ONE OF YOUR PUBLICATIONS, WASN'T IT? 367 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,181 THAT'S RIGHT. 368 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,749 WHEN YOU HOLD A GRUDGE 369 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,118 YOU REALLY HOLD IT, DON'T YOU? 370 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,686 THAT'S RIGHT. 371 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,089 WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET TO PROVE ALL THEM THINGS? 372 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,790 WHO YOU GONNA GET TO SAY THEY'RE TRUE? 373 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,792 STATE'S ATTORNEY HAS A KEY WITNESS 374 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,062 WHO WILL SUBSTANTIATE EVERYTHING. 375 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,596 UH-HUH... I'LL JUST BET. 376 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,432 BRIBING SOME OUTSIDER TO TELL A LOT OF LIES. 377 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,501 HA! I'D SURE LIKE TO GET A CRACK 378 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,370 AT THE GUY THAT TESTIFIES. 379 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,604 LOW-CRAWLIN' SNAKE. 380 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,524 THIS HEARING IS NOW IN SESSION. 381 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,226 MR. MILTON, YOU HAVE LODGED 382 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,794 A CHARGE OF MALFEASANCE IN OFFICE 383 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,362 AGAINST MR. TAYLOR HERE. 384 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,099 ARE YOU PREPARED TO PRESENT YOUR BILL OF PARTICULARS? 385 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,433 YES, COMMISSIONER. 386 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,736 I HAVE A WITNESS WHO WILL VERIFY THESE FACTS. 387 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,505 WHO IS THIS WITNESS? 388 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,609 BERNARD FIFE. 389 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,479 Commissioner: TAKE THE STAND, MR. FIFE. 390 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,415 HUH? 391 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,150 I SAID, TAKE THE STAND. 392 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,151 ME?! 393 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,486 I'M THE WITNESS?! 394 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,189 WOULD YOU TAKE THE WITNESS CHAIR, PLEASE? 395 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,791 WELL, HOW CAN I BE A WITNESS AGAINST ANDY? 396 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,395 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING THE WITNESS CHAIR, PLEASE? 397 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,235 YOU ARE BERNARD FIFE? 398 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,702 WELL, OF COURSE, I AM. 399 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,404 JUST ANSWER YES OR NO. 400 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106 WELL, YEAH. GOOD. 401 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,242 AND IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU YOURSELF MADE THE STATEMENT 402 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,245 THAT SHERIFF TAYLOR WAS LAX IN THE FULFILLMENT OF HIS DUTIES? 403 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,480 WHERE'D YOU GET A CRAZY THING LIKE THAT? 404 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,416 ALLOW ME TO PUT IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS. 405 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,254 SPEAKING OF SHERIFF TAYLOR, YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE 406 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,289 "THE KID'S A LITTLE LAX. 407 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,158 HE DOESN'T RUN A TAUT SHIP." 408 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,260 I NEVER SAID NO SUCH OF A THING! 409 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,428 PERHAPS I CAN REFRESH HIS MEMORY. 410 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,197 IS THE YOUNG LADY HERE? 411 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,631 YEAH, SHE'S OUTSIDE. 412 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,700 IF YOU THINK IT'S NECESSARY... 413 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,669 I THINK IT'S NECESSARY, YES. 414 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:29,676 IT WILL SIMPLIFY MATTERS. 415 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,180 IT'S THAT COLLEGE KID. 416 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,450 ANDY, IT'S THAT COLLEGE KID! 417 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,187 COMMISSIONER, THIS IS JEAN BOSWELL 418 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,456 A NEWSPAPER REPORTER AND EMPLOYEE OF MR. JACKSON. 419 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,457 A REPORTER! 420 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,458 SIT DOWN. 421 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,793 THIS IS A TRICK! 422 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,629 SIT DOWN! 423 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,931 CONTINUE, MR. MILTON. 424 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,733 DO YOU HAVE AS A FREQUENT PRISONER 425 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,335 OTIS CAMPBELL, THE TOWN DRUNK? 426 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,470 WELL, WE DON'T SAY IT OUT LIKE THAT... 427 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,805 JUST ANSWER YES OR NO. 428 00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,872 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 429 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,708 AND THIS TOWN DRUNK IS ALLOWED 430 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,311 TO ARREST HIMSELF, TO LOCK HIMSELF INTO A CELL 431 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,813 AND IS THEN ALLOWED TO EFFECT HIS OWN RELEASE? 432 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,615 WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT... 433 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,451 YES OR NO? ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 434 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,354 DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT SOMETIMES CERTAIN CRIMES GO UNPUNISHED? 435 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,855 Barney: WHAT? 436 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,290 Milton: DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'D WRITTEN JAYWALKING TICKETS 437 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,392 ONLY TO HAVE THE SHERIFF TEAR THEM UP? 438 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361 AND DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT THE SHERIFF USES A SQUAD CAR 439 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,430 FOR OTHER THAN OFFICIAL BUSINESS? 440 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,798 DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU ONCE NEEDED THE CAR IN THE LINE OF DUTY 441 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,401 BUT THE SHERIFF WAS DELIVERING GROCERIES? 442 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,438 AND IS IT NOT TRUE THAT THESE ARE NOT ISOLATED INCIDENTS? 443 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,839 THAT THEY HAPPEN ALL THE TIME? 444 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,674 DIDN'T YOU SAY SO YOURSELF?! 445 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,909 YES! YES! YES! 446 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,516 THANK YOU. 447 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,586 YOU MAY STEP DOWN. 448 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,455 Barney: ANDY... 449 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,989 I SAID, YOU MAY STEP DOWN. 450 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,292 YOU CAN SAY THAT ALL YOU WANT TO 451 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,227 BUT I AIN'T STEPPIN' DOWN. 452 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,495 THIS IS A HEARING, AIN'T IT? 453 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,630 WELL, SEEMS TO ME YOU OUGHT TO HEAR EVERYTHING 454 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,898 NOT JUST A BUNCH OF YESES. 455 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:03,770 VERY WELL, YOU MAY SPEAK IF YOU WISH TO. 456 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,673 THANK YOU. 457 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,976 SURE, I SAID ALL THEM THINGS. 458 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,644 BUT THE TRUTH IS 459 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,882 SOMETIMES I GET CARRIED AWAY WITH MYSELF. 460 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,952 WHEN I WAS TALKIN' WITH THE YOUNG LADY THERE, I... 461 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,289 I GOT TO BRAGGIN' A LITTLE BIT. 462 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,524 I GUESS THAT'S ONE OF MY FAULTS. 463 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,494 BUT I SURE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA BACKFIRE 464 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,995 AND BE USED AGAINST ANDY. 465 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,499 WHY, ANDY'S THE BEST FRIEND I GOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 466 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,035 AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HE'S THE BEST SHERIFF, TOO. 467 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,272 ALL THEM THINGS I SAID-- 468 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,940 FOR EXAMPLE, HIS USIN' THE SQUAD CAR 469 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,941 FOR PERSONAL REASONS. 470 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,411 SURE, HE WAS DELIVERIN' GROCERIES TO EMMA WATSON 471 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,779 BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO SICK TO GET DOWN TO THE MARKET. 472 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,880 AND THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE 473 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,783 OF THE THINGS ANDY'S DONE FOR THE FOLKS IN THIS TOWN. 474 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,420 I COULD GIVE YOU A LOT MORE. 475 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,424 YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, THIS IS A SMALL TOWN. 476 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:01,027 THE SHERIFF IS MORE THAN JUST A SHERIFF. 477 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,395 HE'S A FRIEND. 478 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,431 AND THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN 479 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:09,569 THEY AIN'T GOT A BETTER FRIEND THAN ANDY TAYLOR. 480 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,305 AND AS FAR AS ANDY KNOWIN' HIS JOB 481 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,907 I'D JUST LIKE FOR YOU TO TAKE A LOOK 482 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,377 IN THE RECORD BOOK, MR. JACKSON. 483 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,679 YOU KNOW, THERE AIN'T BEEN A MAJOR CRIME 484 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,047 COMMITTED IN THIS TOWN 485 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,350 THANKS TO SHERIFF TAYLOR. 486 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,618 THE ONLY RUCKUS YOU'D EVER HAVE IN MAYBERRY IS 487 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,720 IF YOU TRIED TO REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE. 488 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,722 THEN YOU'D HAVE A RIOT! 489 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,926 YOU ASK ME IF ANDY RUNS A TAUT SHIP, MR. MILTON -- 490 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,762 WELL, NO, HE DON'T. 491 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,065 THAT'S BECAUSE OF SOMETHIN' HE'S BEEN TRYIN' TO TEACH ME 492 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,968 EVER SINCE I STARTED WORKIN' FOR HIM. 493 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,871 AND THAT IS, THAT WHEN YOU'RE A LAWMAN 494 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,106 AND YOU'RE DEALIN' WITH PEOPLE 495 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,878 YOU DO A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF YOU GO NOT SO MUCH BY THE BOOK 496 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:56,849 BUT BY THE HEART. 497 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,752 I GUESS MAYBE THAT'S KIND OF HARD 498 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,889 FOR SOME OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND, I... 499 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,925 I DON'T KNOW. 500 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:15,402 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. 501 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,638 MR. MILTON, IS THERE ANY OTHER EVIDENCE 502 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,641 OUTSIDE OF THIS NEWSPAPER ARTICLE? 503 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,643 AS A MATTER OF FACT, COMMISSIONER... 504 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,780 JUST ANSWER YES OR NO. 505 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,416 NO. 506 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,783 THEN I SEE NO REASON 507 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,152 TO PURSUE THIS MATTER ANY FURTHER. 508 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,621 SHERIFF TAYLOR... 509 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,856 OUR APOLOGIES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE 510 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,659 OR EMBARRASSMENT WE MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU. 511 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,627 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 512 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:45,565 DOES THIS MEAN THAT ANDY'S THE SHERIFF AGAIN? 513 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,933 IT DOES. 514 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,602 GOOD. 515 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,760 ALL RIGHT, ANDY -- GO ON, DO IT. 516 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,062 DO WHAT? PUNCH ME IN THE NOSE. 517 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,498 WHAT FOR? FOR BEING SUCH A BLABBERMOUTH! 518 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,166 GO ON, I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU, PUNCH ME! 519 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,968 OH, BARNEY, FORGET IT. 520 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,537 OH, ANDY, IF I HADN'T HAD GONE AND BLABBED TO THAT GIRL, 521 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,506 YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO THAT MESS! 522 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,007 WELL, IT ALL WORKED OUT ALL RIGHT, 523 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,642 AND I THOUGHT YOU DID A FINE JOB 524 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,478 EXPLAINING IT ALL ON THE WITNESS STAND. 525 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,713 WELL, THE WHOLE THING WAS UNNECESSARY. 526 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,115 WELL, IT COME OUT ALL RIGHT, SO JUST FORGET IT. 527 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,718 ALL RIGHT, ANDY, BUT IF I EVER GO OFF LIKE THAT AGAIN, 528 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,587 YOU JUST PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE NOSE, 529 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,154 OR COVER MY MOUTH -- DO SOMETHING! 530 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,890 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 531 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,758 NO KIDDING, NOW -- PROMISE ME! 532 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,160 I GUESS I JUST NEED SOMEBODY AROUND TO STOP ME, OTHERWISE -- 533 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,162 HELLO? 534 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,599 OH, HI, THELMA LOU! 535 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,702 OH, THE HEARING COME OUT JUST FINE. 536 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,170 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE. 537 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,841 WELL, I... I DID ALL RIGHT FOR MYSELF. 538 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,209 IF I HAVE TO SAY SO MYSELF, 539 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,778 I KIND OF MADE A MONKEY OUT OF THE PROSECUTOR. 540 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,615 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HOW"? 541 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,182 I JUST GOT UP ON THE WITNESS STAND 542 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,018 AND TIED HIM IN KNOTS -- THAT'S HOW! 543 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,787 YEAH, I JUST FIRED ONE QUESTION AFTER ANOTHER 544 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,923 RIGHT BACK AT HIM, BING-BING-BING. 545 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,059 YEAH, I MADE A FOOL OUT OF HIM. 546 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,862 UH...PULLED ANDY OUT OF THE MESS. 547 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,164 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE KID SOMETIMES -- 38724

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