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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNIE HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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GOOD... THANK YOU
FOR CALLING.
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GOOD-BYE.
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YES?
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OH, UH, I'D LIKE TO SEE
MR. JACKSON, PLEASE.
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HE'S QUITE BUSY.
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DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT,
MISTER, UH...
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TAYLOR, SHERIFF TAYLOR
OF MAYBERRY.
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NO, I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
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BUT I'D 'PRECIATE IF
YOU'D TELL HIM I'M HERE.
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MR. JACKSON, A SHERIFF TAYLOR
FROM MAYBERRY
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IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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TAYLOR?
I DON'T KNOW ANY TAYLOR.
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WHAT DOES HE WANT?
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I'M HERE TO ARREST HIM.
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HE'S HERE TO ARREST YOU.
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ARREST!
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WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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'MEMBER ME?
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I... BELIEVE SO.
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YES! YES.
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THAT SPEEDING TICKET,
'MEMBER?
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COMING THROUGH MAYBERRY
ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO?
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YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GET ON TO
AN IMPORTANT MEETIN'
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SO I LET YOU GO
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ON THE CONDITION
THAT YOU'D COME
BACK ON THE 20th
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AND STAND TRIAL--
'MEMBER?
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WELL, THE 20th WAS
LAST WEDNESDAY
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AND YOU DIDN'T COME.
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OH, YES,
WELL, IT, UH...
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IT COMPLETELY
SLIPPED MY MIND.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO
COME INTO MY OFFICE?
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I'M SURE WE CAN
STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.
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FINE.
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SIT DOWN, SIR.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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NOW, ABOUT, UH...
TWO WEEKS AGO
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YOU SAID I CAME
THROUGH YOUR TOWN, HUH?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, WELL!
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YOU REALLY ARE
A CONSCIENTIOUS
SHERIFF, AREN'T YOU?
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I WOULD IMAGINE YOU'D
HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL
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WAY OUT THERE
IN MAYBERRY
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RUNNING DOWN CHICKEN THIEVES
AND CURFEW BREAKERS.
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ER, WOULD YOU LIKE A CIGAR?
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NO, THANK YOU.
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OH, MAYBE I
WILL TAKE ONE
FOR MY DEPUTY.
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HE LIKES ONE WHEN
HE'S FEELING SPECIAL SPORTY.
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THANK YOU.
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NOW... 'BOUT THE SUMMONS.
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OH, YES, WELL, I'LL HAVE
MISS FENWICK DRAW UP A CHECK.
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WELL, I'M AFRAID THERE'S
MORE THAN A FINE INVOLVED.
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OH
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WELL, YOU CAN GET YOUR HAT
AND COME ON.
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TO MAYBERRY?
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YOU'RE REALLY INSISTING
ON MY APPEARING?
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MM-HMM.
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OH, COME ON, SHERIFF.
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I CAN'T LEAVE JUST LIKE THAT.
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I'M THE HEAD OF
A BIG BUSINESS HERE.
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I HAVE
RESPONSIBILITIES.
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WHY... I'M SURE YOU AND I CAN
SETTLE THIS LITTLE MATTER.
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UH...
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I HOPE YOU'RE
REACHING FOR A COMB
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OR A HANDKERCHIEF OR SOMETHING,
'CAUSE WE TAKE A VERY DIM VIEW
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OF BRIBERY
IN MAYBERRY.
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BRIBERY'S ONE
OF THE THINGS
WE LIKE TO WATCH
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ON ACCOUNT OF THERE
AIN'T MUCH ELSE TO DO.
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MISS FENWICK...
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YES, MR. JACKSON?
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HAVE MY LAWYER MEET ME
IN MAYBERRY.
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IF YOU ALL ARE READY,
WE'LL DECLARE COURT IN SESSION.
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COURT'S
IN SESSION.
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CASE OF MAYBERRY
v. J. HOWARD JACKSON.
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THE CHARGE IS SPEEDING
IN EXCESS OF POSTED LIMITS
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AND FAILURE TO ANSWER
A SUMMONS.
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HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
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SHERIFF, MY CLIENT...
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OH, GUILTY, GUILTY,
LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.
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SINCE THE DEFENDANT
PLEADS GUILTY
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO,
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AND THAT'S PASS SENTENCE.
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MR. J. HOWARD JACKSON
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YOU ARE HEREBY FINED
THE SUM OF $15.
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FIFTEEN!
WAIT A MINUTE.
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DO YOU MEAN
TO TELL ME
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YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY
FROM MY BUSINESS...
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LET ME ALONE.
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FOR A MEASLY
$15 FINE?!
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NO, SIR, YOU WAS BROUGHT IN HERE
'CAUSE YOU FLOUTED THE LAW
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AND YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT.
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WELL, I'M SURPRISED
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
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A LOT OF REPORTERS
AND PHOTOGRAPHERS
AROUND HERE.
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WHY IS THAT?
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YOU RUNNING FOR REELECTION
OR SOMETHING,
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TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN?
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"SHERIFF HAULS IN
NOTED PUBLISHER."
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THAT WOULD BE
PRETTY NICE
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FOR A CAMPAIGN
SPEECH, WOULDN'T IT?
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OH, BOY,
THESE HICKS--
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THEY SURE LOVE TO GO AFTER
BIG GAME, DON'T THEY?
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WELL, ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU WILL BE PUSHED DOWN TO SIZE.
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LET'S GO.
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NOISY, AIN'T HE?
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YOU WANTED
TO SEE ME,
MR. JACKSON?
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YES... SIT DOWN, JEAN.
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ARE, UH...
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ARE YOU IN A NOSY MOOD
THESE DAYS?
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A GOOD REPORTER'S
ALWAYS IN A NOSY MOOD.
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OKAY, THIS IS IT--
SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR
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A HICK BURG
CALLED MAYBERRY.
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I WANT EVERY
SPECK OF DUST
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YOU CAN FIND ON
THE GOOD SHERIFF.
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LOOK IN THE CLOSETS,
SWEEP UNDER THE RUGS
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BRING BACK ANYTHING THAT
CAN BE TWISTED INTO AN ARTICLE.
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I WANT TO PULVERIZE THAT IMAGE.
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THAT'S A TALL ORDER,
MR. JACKSON.
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MOST SMALL-TOWN SHERIFFS
ARE NOTORIOUSLY HONEST.
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IN FACT, THEY'RE LIKE
SHINING KNIGHTS.
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SO THAT'S WHY I'M SENDING YOU.
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IF HE HAS ANY CRACKS IN HIS
ARMOR, YOU CAN FIND THEM.
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AND I'VE NEVER KNOWN
A SHINING KNIGHT YET
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THAT DIDN'T HAVE
A FEW.
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SO YO FIND THEM.
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OFFICER!
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UH, COULD I HAVE A LITTLE
INFORMATION, PLEASE?
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OH, I'LL HANDLE
THIS, ANDY.
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AT YOUR SERVICE, MA'AM.
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OH, THANK YOU,
SHERIFF.
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OH, WELL... I'M
NOT THE SHERIFF.
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THAT WAS THE SHERIFF
JUST WENT IN THERE--
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SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR.
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I'M DEPUTY FIFE.
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OH, HI,
I'M JEAN BOSWELL.
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I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD
RECOMMEND A GOOD HOTEL IN TOWN.
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OH, WELL, THE
MAYBERRY HOTEL IS GOOD.
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THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.
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OH... WELL, I'M A COLLEGE
STUDENT, AND I WAS WONDERING
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HOW DOES IT COMPARE IN PRICE
WITH SOME OF THE OTHERS?
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WELL, IT, UH...
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UH...
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WELL, THAT...
THAT'S ACTUALLY THE...
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THE ONLY HOTEL.
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WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
THE ONE FOR ME.
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COLLEGE STUDENT,
YOU SAY, HUH?
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I'M WRITING A THESIS ON
SMALL-TOWN ADMINISTRATION.
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I'M MAJORING IN GOVERNMENT.
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I THOUGHT MAYBERRY WOULD BE
A GOOD TOWN TO RESEARCH.
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YOU SURE COME TO THE
RIGHT TOWN, ALL RIGHT.
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AND IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP YOU,
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WHY, DON'T YOU
HESITATE TO ASK ME.
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I'M SORT OF, WELL...
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PART OF THE
ADMINISTRATION,
YOU KNOW.
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Barney:
YEAH, SHE'S A
CUTE LITTLE THING.
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PROBABLY PRETTY NAIVE.
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YOU KNOW HOW
THESE SCHOOLKIDS ARE
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WHEN IT COMES TO
THE WAYS OF WORLD.
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SO I FIGURED WE COULD GIVE
HER A HAND -- NO HARM IN THAT.
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NO, NO HARM AT ALL.
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IT'S A GOOD THING TO HELP OUT
THE CAUSE OF EDUCATION.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CAUSE
IS KIND OF PRETTY.
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OH, HI!
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HI.
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IT'S, UH...
MISS BOSWELL, ISN'T IT?
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UH-HUH.
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I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET OUR SHERIFF.
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ANDY, THIS IS
MISS JEAN BOSWELL.
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MISS BOSWELL.
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SO, YOU'RE A COLLEGE
STUDENT, HUH?
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
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HILLSIDE UNIVERSITY
UP AT THE CAPITAL.
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OH, THAT'S A FINE SCHOOL,
FINE SCHOOL.
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UH, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TAKE THE TOUR
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OF THE HEADQUARTERS
HERE NOW?
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OH, YES, I'D LOVE TO.
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FINE.
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UH, YOU CAN, UH...
TAKE NOTES IF YOU LIKE.
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OH, YES! THAT'S
A WONDERFUL IDEA.
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Barney:
YOU READY?
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UH-HUH.
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WELL, YOU ARE NOW
WITHIN THE CONFINES
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OF THE MAYBERRY
SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND JAIL
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ONE OF THE MANY
ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES
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IN THE TOWN OF MAYBERRY.
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NOW, HERE IS THE
MAIN CELLBLOCK.
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THIS IS CELL ONE
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THIS IS CELL TWO AND...
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AND, UH... SO ON.
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UH...
THIS IS A HEATER.
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SAY, HERE'S SOMETHING
VERY INTERESTING
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RIGHT OVER HERE.
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UH... THIS IS
OUR BULLETIN BOARD
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WHERE WE HAVE FLIERS
AND BULLETINS
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FROM ALL OVER
THE STATE.
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INCLUDED ARE A.P.B.s--
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UH, THAT'S ALL-
POINTS BULLETINS
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ON VARIOUS
WANTED CRIMINALS.
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I'M NOT GOING
TOO FAST FOR YOU?
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OH, NO, NO,
JUST FINE.
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UH, WELL...
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WELL... UH...
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UH, HEY, BARN, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL HER ABOUT THE BACK ROOM?
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UH, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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IT IS TOO!
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THAT'S WHERE DEPUTY FIFE
TAKES HIS AFTERNOON NAPS.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WRITE THAT DOWN...
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UH...
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UH, SAY, HERE'S
SOMETHING IMPORTANT!
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THIS IS OUR GUN RACK!
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THIS IS WHERE WE, UH...
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KEEP OUR GUNS.
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WELL, OF COURSE,
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WHAT YOU SEE IN HERE IS JUST THE
BEGINNING OF THINGS TO COME.
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THINGS TO COME?
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OH, YEAH, WE'RE
CONSTANTLY EXPANDING.
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I MEAN, YOU OUGHT TO SEE
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WHAT'S IN THE BLUEPRINT STAGE
RIGHT NOW.
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NEW, UP-TO-DATE CRIME LAB,
NEW WING OF CELL BLOCKS,
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A DISPENSARY,
A REC HALL, A CHAPEL.
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UH, WELL, UH, I THINK WE'VE
COVERED EVERYTHING IN HERE.
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MAYBE I'D BETTER SHOW
YOU AROUND THE TOWN NOW --
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DON'T YOU THINK, ANDY?
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YOU KNOW, THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
AND THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS,
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AND THE --
DON'T YOU THINK SO?
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OH, YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
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WELL, BYE, SHERIFF!
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WELL, WE'LL JUST, UH...
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OH, UH, HURRY BACK,
232
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:10,043
DEPUTY, I WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE
ABOUT THEM EXPANSION PLANS!
233
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,992
I THINK I HAVE JUST
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
234
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,894
WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
JUST MARVELOUS.
235
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,862
OF COURSE, THERE'S
ONE LITTLE THING
236
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,230
I CAN'T QUITE
GET OVER.
237
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,765
HERE YOU ARE
THE DEPUTY
238
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,000
AND YOU LOOK MORE
LIKE THE SHERIFF
239
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,434
THAN THE
SHERIFF DOES.
240
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,237
WELL, TAKE THE WAY YOU
DRESS, FOR INSTANCE.
241
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,940
YOU WEAR A COMPLETE,
WELL-FITTING UNIFORM
242
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,374
AND THE SHERIFF, WELL...
243
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,343
HE DOESN'T EVEN
WEAR A TIE.
244
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:50,818
AND I NOTICE THAT HIS
SHOES ARE A LITTLE DUSTY.
245
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,186
WELL, THAT IS ONE
OF ANDY'S WEAK POINTS
246
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,688
BUT ALL IN ALL, UH...
247
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:55,923
ONE OF HIS
WEAK POINTS?
248
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,357
UH, WELL...
249
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,459
I BET YOU DON'T ALWAYS
AGREE WITH HIS IDEAS
250
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,460
DO YOU?
251
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,330
WELL, UH...
252
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,833
I JUST KNOW THAT A PROGRESSIVE,
DYNAMIC FORWARD-THINKING MAN
253
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,068
LIKE YOURSELF MUST HAVE
SOME VERY DEFINITE IDEAS
254
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,970
AS TO THE WAY
THINGS SHOULD BE RUN.
255
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,205
WELL, THERE ARE
CERTAIN THINGS
256
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,207
THAT I WOULD
DO DIFFERENT
257
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,844
IF, UH... I WAS
RUNNING THE SHOW.
258
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,045
SUCH AS?
259
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,046
WELL...
260
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,950
I'D, UH... BE
A WHOLE LOT STRICTER
261
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,417
ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS
262
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,920
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
263
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,488
MMM... I THINK SO.
264
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,391
WELL, LIKE I
ALWAYS SAY, I...
265
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,995
I LIKE TO RUN
A TAUT SHIP.
266
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,229
MM-HMM.
267
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,299
AND THE SHERIFF,
HE DOESN'T RUN A TAUT SHIP?
268
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,303
WELL, THE KID IS A LITTLE
LAX IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
269
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,972
LIKE HOW?
270
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,375
WELL, THE WAY
HE MOLLYCODDLES
OTIS ALL THE TIME.
271
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,476
OTIS?
272
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,144
THE TOWN DRUNK.
273
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,213
WHY, HE PRACTICALLY
HAS THE RUN OF THE JAIL.
274
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,082
HE LOCKS HISSELF UP
WHEN HE GETS DRUNK
275
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,884
LETS HISSELF OUT
WHEN HE GETS SOBER.
276
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,518
HE JUST COMES AND GOES
AS HE PLEASES!
277
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,420
NO!
278
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,389
THINGS WOULD SURE BE DIFFERENT
IF YOU WERE RUNNING THEM.
279
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,124
YOU BET YOUR BUTTONS,
AND CERTAIN PEOPLE
280
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,226
WOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH
CERTAIN CRIMES, NEITHER!
281
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,062
YOU MEAN CRIMES
GO UNPUNISHED?
282
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,498
TAKE THE
EMMA WATSON CASE.
283
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,866
EMMA WATSON?
284
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,501
CHRONIC JAYWALKER.
285
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,203
LISTEN, JAYWALKIN'
IS A CRIME.
286
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,170
AND EVERY BLESSED TIME
287
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,372
I WRITE OUT A TICKET
FOR THAT EMMA WATSON,
288
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,909
ANDY JUST TEARS IT UP,
SAYS SHE'S A SWEET OLD LADY
289
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,978
AND HE AIN'T GOT THE HEART
TO PROSECUTE HER, DARN SOFTY.
290
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,413
THE SHERIFF?
291
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,148
SOFTEST-HEARTED FELLA
YOU EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.
292
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,250
AFTER TEARING UP
EMMA WATSON'S TICKET
293
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,552
HE'D LIKE AS NOT GIVE HER
A RIDE HOME IN THE SQUAD CAR.
294
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,421
THAT'S SOME WAY TO TREAT
A LAWBREAKER, HUH?
295
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:38,158
YOU MEAN THAT THE SHERIFF
WOULD USE A SQUAD CAR
296
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,226
FOR UNOFFICIAL
BUSINESS?
297
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428
LISTEN, ONCE I WAS ALL SET
TO GO OUT ON PATROL --
298
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,865
YOU KNOW WHERE
THE SQUAD CAR WAS?
299
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,435
ANDY WAS MAKING A DELIVERY
FOR ART CROWLEY'S MARKET.
300
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,038
YOU DON'T SAY.
301
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,039
YEAH.
302
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,573
MY GOSH,
LOOK AT THE TIME.
303
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,809
I GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE.
304
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,878
SEE THINGS ARE RUN
PROPERLY.
305
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,181
WELL... LISTEN NOW,
ABOUT THAT THESIS OF YOURS,
306
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,051
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE
I CAN GIVE YOU?
307
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,286
OH, NO... OH, NO, NO.
308
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,422
YOU'VE GIVEN ME
ALL I NEED.
309
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,423
GOOD.
310
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,026
I'LL SEE YOU.
311
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,011
PAW, YOU WANNA
HEAR A JOKE?
312
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,345
YEAH.
313
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,382
WELL...
314
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:37,918
OH, YEAH!
315
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:42,255
PAW, ASK ME IF I TOOK
A BATH THIS MORNING.
316
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,992
OKAY -- DID YOU TAKE
A BATH THIS MORNING?
317
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,928
WHY? IS THERE
ONE MISSING?
318
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,363
Andy: THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD, OPE.
319
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,599
SHERIFF TAYLOR?
320
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,101
YES, SIR.
321
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,568
MY NAME IS ROGER MILTON
322
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,370
STATE'S ATTORNEY'S OFFICE.
323
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,306
OH, GLAD
TO SEE YOU, SIR.
324
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,474
THIS IS MY DEPUTY,
BARNEY FIFE
325
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,642
AND MY SON, OPIE.
326
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,611
WHAT CAN
WE DO FOR YOU?
327
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,483
IF YOU CAN, I'D LIKE
TO HAVE YOU EXPLAIN
THAT ARTICLE.
328
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,320
"DOES THE SHERIFF
RUN THE TOWN
329
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,489
OR DOES THE TOWN
RUN THE SHERIFF?"
330
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,092
WELL, ANDY,
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
331
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,228
"IN A TOWN
CALLED MAYBERRY
332
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,630
JUSTICE HAS BECOME
A FARCE."
333
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,632
Andy: YEAH.
334
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:30,170
"MALFEASANCE
OF PUBLIC FUNDS,
335
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,105
SHOCKING DISINTEGRATION
OF LAW ENFORCEMENT..."
336
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,307
THEM'S PRETTY
HARSH WORDS.
337
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,509
THAT'S RIGHT,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE A CHANCE
338
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,178
TO DENY THEM AT THE HEARING.
339
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,512
AT THE HEARING?!
340
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,248
THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS CHARGES.
341
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,451
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO CONDUCT A FULL INVESTIGATION.
342
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,419
I HAVE NO RECOURSE,
SHERIFF TAYLOR
343
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,188
BUT TO SUSPEND YOU FROM OFFICE
344
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,490
PENDING A HEARING
ON THIS MATTER.
345
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,658
CAN HE DO THAT?
346
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,993
I CAN...
347
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,131
UNDER THIS ORDER
FROM THE STATE'S
ATTORNEY'S OFFICE.
348
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,935
DEPUTY, THE HEARING IS SET
FOR TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
349
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,938
UNTIL THEN,
YOU'LL BE
ACTING SHERIFF.
350
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:12,312
GOOD DAY,
GENTLEMEN.
351
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,449
PAW, AIN'T YOU GONNA BE
SHERIFF ANYMORE?
352
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,518
OH, NOW,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
353
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,288
THERE'S JUST BEEN
A LITTLE MISTAKE
354
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,957
AND IT'LL ALL BE
CLEARED UP.
355
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,494
SOMEHOW OR OTHER.
356
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,242
WHEN'S THIS STUPID
THING GONNA BEGIN?
357
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,576
PRESENTLY, SHERIFF.
358
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,412
DON'T CALL ME THAT.
359
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,081
HE'S THE ONLY
SHERIFF AROUND HERE.
360
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,150
THE COMMISSIONER
WILL DECIDE THAT
361
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,584
AFTER THE HEARING.
362
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,730
ANDY.
363
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,032
YEAH...
364
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:09,402
THAT ANSWERS A LOT
OF QUESTIONS.
365
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,410
THAT ARTICLE WAS
366
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,712
IN ONE OF YOUR
PUBLICATIONS,
WASN'T IT?
367
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,181
THAT'S RIGHT.
368
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,749
WHEN YOU HOLD
A GRUDGE
369
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,118
YOU REALLY HOLD IT,
DON'T YOU?
370
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,686
THAT'S RIGHT.
371
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,089
WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET
TO PROVE ALL THEM THINGS?
372
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,790
WHO YOU GONNA GET
TO SAY THEY'RE TRUE?
373
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,792
STATE'S ATTORNEY HAS
A KEY WITNESS
374
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,062
WHO WILL SUBSTANTIATE
EVERYTHING.
375
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,596
UH-HUH...
I'LL JUST BET.
376
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,432
BRIBING SOME OUTSIDER
TO TELL A LOT OF LIES.
377
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,501
HA! I'D SURE LIKE
TO GET A CRACK
378
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,370
AT THE GUY
THAT TESTIFIES.
379
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,604
LOW-CRAWLIN' SNAKE.
380
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,524
THIS HEARING IS
NOW IN SESSION.
381
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,226
MR. MILTON, YOU HAVE LODGED
382
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,794
A CHARGE OF
MALFEASANCE
IN OFFICE
383
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,362
AGAINST MR. TAYLOR HERE.
384
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,099
ARE YOU PREPARED TO PRESENT
YOUR BILL OF PARTICULARS?
385
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,433
YES, COMMISSIONER.
386
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,736
I HAVE A WITNESS WHO WILL
VERIFY THESE FACTS.
387
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,505
WHO IS THIS WITNESS?
388
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,609
BERNARD FIFE.
389
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,479
Commissioner:
TAKE THE STAND,
MR. FIFE.
390
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,415
HUH?
391
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,150
I SAID, TAKE THE STAND.
392
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,151
ME?!
393
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,486
I'M THE WITNESS?!
394
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,189
WOULD YOU TAKE
THE WITNESS CHAIR, PLEASE?
395
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,791
WELL, HOW CAN I BE
A WITNESS AGAINST ANDY?
396
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,395
WOULD YOU MIND
TAKING THE WITNESS
CHAIR, PLEASE?
397
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,235
YOU ARE
BERNARD FIFE?
398
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,702
WELL, OF COURSE,
I AM.
399
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,404
JUST ANSWER
YES OR NO.
400
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106
WELL, YEAH.
GOOD.
401
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,242
AND IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU
YOURSELF MADE THE STATEMENT
402
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,245
THAT SHERIFF TAYLOR WAS LAX IN
THE FULFILLMENT OF HIS DUTIES?
403
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,480
WHERE'D YOU GET
A CRAZY THING LIKE THAT?
404
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,416
ALLOW ME TO PUT IT
IN YOUR OWN WORDS.
405
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,254
SPEAKING OF SHERIFF TAYLOR,
YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE
406
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,289
"THE KID'S A LITTLE LAX.
407
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,158
HE DOESN'T RUN
A TAUT SHIP."
408
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,260
I NEVER SAID NO SUCH
OF A THING!
409
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,428
PERHAPS I CAN
REFRESH HIS MEMORY.
410
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,197
IS THE YOUNG
LADY HERE?
411
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,631
YEAH,
SHE'S OUTSIDE.
412
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,700
IF YOU THINK
IT'S NECESSARY...
413
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,669
I THINK IT'S
NECESSARY, YES.
414
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:29,676
IT WILL SIMPLIFY
MATTERS.
415
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,180
IT'S THAT COLLEGE KID.
416
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,450
ANDY, IT'S THAT COLLEGE KID!
417
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,187
COMMISSIONER,
THIS IS JEAN BOSWELL
418
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,456
A NEWSPAPER REPORTER
AND EMPLOYEE OF
MR. JACKSON.
419
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,457
A REPORTER!
420
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,458
SIT DOWN.
421
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,793
THIS IS A TRICK!
422
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,629
SIT DOWN!
423
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,931
CONTINUE,
MR. MILTON.
424
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,733
DO YOU HAVE
AS A FREQUENT PRISONER
425
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,335
OTIS CAMPBELL, THE TOWN DRUNK?
426
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,470
WELL, WE DON'T SAY IT OUT
LIKE THAT...
427
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,805
JUST ANSWER
YES OR NO.
428
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,872
ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
429
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,708
AND THIS TOWN DRUNK
IS ALLOWED
430
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,311
TO ARREST HIMSELF,
TO LOCK HIMSELF INTO A CELL
431
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,813
AND IS THEN ALLOWED
TO EFFECT HIS OWN RELEASE?
432
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,615
WHEN YOU PUT IT
LIKE THAT...
433
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,451
YES OR NO?
ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
434
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,354
DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT SOMETIMES
CERTAIN CRIMES GO UNPUNISHED?
435
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,855
Barney:
WHAT?
436
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,290
Milton: DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'D
WRITTEN JAYWALKING TICKETS
437
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,392
ONLY TO HAVE THE SHERIFF
TEAR THEM UP?
438
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361
AND DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT THE
SHERIFF USES A SQUAD CAR
439
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,430
FOR OTHER THAN
OFFICIAL BUSINESS?
440
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,798
DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU ONCE NEEDED
THE CAR IN THE LINE OF DUTY
441
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,401
BUT THE SHERIFF WAS
DELIVERING GROCERIES?
442
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,438
AND IS IT NOT TRUE THAT THESE
ARE NOT ISOLATED INCIDENTS?
443
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,839
THAT THEY HAPPEN
ALL THE TIME?
444
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,674
DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
YOURSELF?!
445
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,909
YES! YES! YES!
446
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,516
THANK YOU.
447
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,586
YOU MAY STEP DOWN.
448
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,455
Barney:
ANDY...
449
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,989
I SAID, YOU MAY STEP DOWN.
450
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,292
YOU CAN SAY THAT
ALL YOU WANT TO
451
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,227
BUT I AIN'T
STEPPIN' DOWN.
452
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,495
THIS IS A HEARING, AIN'T IT?
453
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,630
WELL, SEEMS TO ME
YOU OUGHT TO HEAR EVERYTHING
454
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,898
NOT JUST A BUNCH
OF YESES.
455
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:03,770
VERY WELL, YOU MAY SPEAK
IF YOU WISH TO.
456
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,673
THANK YOU.
457
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,976
SURE, I SAID
ALL THEM THINGS.
458
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,644
BUT THE TRUTH IS
459
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,882
SOMETIMES I GET CARRIED AWAY
WITH MYSELF.
460
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,952
WHEN I WAS TALKIN'
WITH THE YOUNG LADY THERE, I...
461
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,289
I GOT TO
BRAGGIN' A
LITTLE BIT.
462
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,524
I GUESS
THAT'S ONE
OF MY FAULTS.
463
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,494
BUT I SURE DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS GONNA BACKFIRE
464
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,995
AND BE USED AGAINST ANDY.
465
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,499
WHY, ANDY'S THE BEST FRIEND
I GOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
466
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,035
AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
HE'S THE BEST SHERIFF, TOO.
467
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,272
ALL THEM THINGS
I SAID--
468
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,940
FOR EXAMPLE, HIS USIN'
THE SQUAD CAR
469
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,941
FOR PERSONAL REASONS.
470
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,411
SURE, HE WAS DELIVERIN'
GROCERIES TO EMMA WATSON
471
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,779
BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO SICK
TO GET DOWN TO THE MARKET.
472
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,880
AND THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE
473
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,783
OF THE THINGS ANDY'S DONE
FOR THE FOLKS IN THIS TOWN.
474
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,420
I COULD GIVE YOU A LOT MORE.
475
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,424
YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND,
THIS IS A SMALL TOWN.
476
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:01,027
THE SHERIFF IS MORE
THAN JUST A SHERIFF.
477
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,395
HE'S A FRIEND.
478
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,431
AND THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN
479
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:09,569
THEY AIN'T GOT A BETTER FRIEND
THAN ANDY TAYLOR.
480
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,305
AND AS FAR AS
ANDY KNOWIN' HIS JOB
481
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,907
I'D JUST LIKE FOR YOU
TO TAKE A LOOK
482
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,377
IN THE RECORD BOOK, MR. JACKSON.
483
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,679
YOU KNOW,
THERE AIN'T BEEN
A MAJOR CRIME
484
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,047
COMMITTED IN
THIS TOWN
485
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,350
THANKS TO
SHERIFF TAYLOR.
486
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,618
THE ONLY RUCKUS YOU'D EVER HAVE
IN MAYBERRY IS
487
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,720
IF YOU TRIED TO REMOVE HIM
FROM OFFICE.
488
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,722
THEN YOU'D HAVE A RIOT!
489
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,926
YOU ASK ME IF ANDY RUNS
A TAUT SHIP, MR. MILTON --
490
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,762
WELL, NO, HE DON'T.
491
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,065
THAT'S BECAUSE OF SOMETHIN'
HE'S BEEN TRYIN' TO TEACH ME
492
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,968
EVER SINCE I STARTED
WORKIN' FOR HIM.
493
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,871
AND THAT IS, THAT WHEN
YOU'RE A LAWMAN
494
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,106
AND YOU'RE DEALIN' WITH PEOPLE
495
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,878
YOU DO A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF
YOU GO NOT SO MUCH BY THE BOOK
496
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:56,849
BUT BY THE HEART.
497
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,752
I GUESS MAYBE
THAT'S KIND OF HARD
498
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,889
FOR SOME OF YOU
TO UNDERSTAND, I...
499
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,925
I DON'T KNOW.
500
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:15,402
THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY.
501
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,638
MR. MILTON, IS THERE
ANY OTHER EVIDENCE
502
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,641
OUTSIDE OF THIS
NEWSPAPER ARTICLE?
503
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,643
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
COMMISSIONER...
504
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,780
JUST ANSWER YES OR NO.
505
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,416
NO.
506
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,783
THEN I SEE NO REASON
507
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,152
TO PURSUE THIS MATTER
ANY FURTHER.
508
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,621
SHERIFF TAYLOR...
509
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,856
OUR APOLOGIES FOR
ANY INCONVENIENCE
510
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,659
OR EMBARRASSMENT
WE MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU.
511
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,627
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
512
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:45,565
DOES THIS MEAN
THAT ANDY'S THE
SHERIFF AGAIN?
513
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,933
IT DOES.
514
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,602
GOOD.
515
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,760
ALL RIGHT, ANDY --
GO ON, DO IT.
516
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,062
DO WHAT?
PUNCH ME IN THE NOSE.
517
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,498
WHAT FOR?
FOR BEING SUCH A BLABBERMOUTH!
518
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,166
GO ON, I WOULDN'T
BLAME YOU, PUNCH ME!
519
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,968
OH, BARNEY,
FORGET IT.
520
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,537
OH, ANDY, IF I HADN'T HAD GONE
AND BLABBED TO THAT GIRL,
521
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,506
YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN INTO THAT MESS!
522
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,007
WELL, IT ALL WORKED OUT
ALL RIGHT,
523
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,642
AND I THOUGHT YOU DID
A FINE JOB
524
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,478
EXPLAINING IT ALL
ON THE WITNESS STAND.
525
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,713
WELL, THE WHOLE THING
WAS UNNECESSARY.
526
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,115
WELL, IT COME OUT ALL RIGHT,
SO JUST FORGET IT.
527
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,718
ALL RIGHT, ANDY, BUT IF I
EVER GO OFF LIKE THAT AGAIN,
528
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,587
YOU JUST PUNCH ME
RIGHT IN THE NOSE,
529
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,154
OR COVER MY MOUTH --
DO SOMETHING!
530
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,890
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.
531
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,758
NO KIDDING, NOW --
PROMISE ME!
532
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,160
I GUESS I JUST NEED SOMEBODY
AROUND TO STOP ME, OTHERWISE --
533
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,162
HELLO?
534
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,599
OH, HI, THELMA LOU!
535
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,702
OH, THE HEARING
COME OUT JUST FINE.
536
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,170
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.
537
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,841
WELL, I...
I DID ALL RIGHT FOR MYSELF.
538
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,209
IF I HAVE TO SAY SO MYSELF,
539
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,778
I KIND OF MADE A MONKEY
OUT OF THE PROSECUTOR.
540
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,615
WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HOW"?
541
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,182
I JUST GOT UP ON
THE WITNESS STAND
542
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,018
AND TIED HIM IN KNOTS --
THAT'S HOW!
543
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,787
YEAH, I JUST FIRED ONE QUESTION
AFTER ANOTHER
544
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,923
RIGHT BACK AT HIM,
BING-BING-BING.
545
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,059
YEAH, I MADE
A FOOL OUT OF HIM.
546
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,862
UH...PULLED ANDY
OUT OF THE MESS.
547
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,164
WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE KID SOMETIMES --
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