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Narrator:
STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNIE HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HI, BOYS.
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WELL, HI, MARY.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD BRINGS
YOU AROUND HERE
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
WANT SOME COFFEE?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU, ANDY.
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I HAVE TO RUN OUT
TO THE POWELL PLACE
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AND I WANTED
TO CHECK ON THE ROAD.
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OH, IT'S FINE,
IT'S ALL CLEAR
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NOW THEY'VE FINISHED
THE CONSTRUCTION.
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IS THERE SOMEBODY SICK UP THERE?
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NO, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE
THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
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AND NEARLY EVERYBODY'S
GOT A COLD,
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SO I WANT TO DROP OFF
SOME MEDICATION.
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THANK YOU, ANDY, I'LL SEE YA.
SEE YA BOTH.
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UH, MARY...
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IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE ROAD
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AND YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE
SOMEBODY DRIVE YOU...
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YOU LOOKING FOR A RIDE
TO THE POWELL PLACE?
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I'LL BE GLAD
TO DRIVE YOU.
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NO, I THINK I CAN MAKE IT FINE.
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BYE.
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UH, MARY.
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UH...
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UM...
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UH...
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ARE, UH... ARE YOU...
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ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING
SPECIAL TONIGHT?
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WHY, NO, AS A MATTER
OF FACT I'M NOT.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT IF I WAS TO TAKE
YOU TO THAT MOTION PICTURE
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OVER AT THE GRAND --
THEY SAY IT'S A GOOD ONE.
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UH, WELL, UH... I'M AFRAID
I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT, ANDY.
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OH, WELL, HOW ABOUT IF I WAS
TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE?
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WHY, THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!
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WE CAN WATCH TELEVISION
AND PLAY SOME RECORDS.
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AND MAYBE I'LL EVEN
MAKE YOU A PIZZA PIE.
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HEY, THAT SOUNDS SWELL.
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IT SURE DOES!
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I'LL CALL THELMA LOU --
WE'LL MAKE IT A FOURSOME.
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UH, WELL, BARNEY,
WE JUST GOT IT UP
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AND, WELL, WE'RE NOT SURE
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO
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AND I IMAGINE YOU AND THELMA LOU
GOT YOUR OWN PLANS.
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OH, HECK NO,
WE AIN'T GOT NO PLANS!
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WHATEVER YOU KIDS WANT TO DO
IS FINE WITH US.
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SWELL.
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BARNEY, I'D JUST LOVE TO HAVE
YOU AND THELMA LOU COME OVER.
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THE FOUR OF US WOULD HAVE
A LOT OF FUN.
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DON'T YOU
THINK, ANDY?
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YEAH, BOY!
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WELL, SURE! YOU KNOW, LIKE THEY
SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER!
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I'LL GIVE YOU A TREAT -- I'LL
BRING OVER MY NEW BONGO DRUM.
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I JUST LEARNED "LA CUCARACHA."
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All:
* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* AND 'TWAS FROM
AUNT DINAH'S QUILTING PARTY *
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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YEAH!
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME
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* I WAS SEEING
NELLIE HOME *
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* AND 'TWAS FROM
AUNT DINAH'S QUILTING PARTY *
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* I WAS SEEING NELLIE HOME *
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YEAH.
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PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
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UH-HUH,
PRETTY GOOD.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THAT
BONGOS FIT IN TOO GOOD
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WITH "BRINGING
NELLIE HOME," THOUGH.
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WELL, HECK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO
PEP IT UP A LITTLE!
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ANY RULE SAYS YOU HAVE TO SING
SONGS THE SAME WAY
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FOREVER AND EVER,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES?
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WELL, I THINK IT WAS
A NICE TOUCH, BARNEY.
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YOU DO
WANT TO HEAR "LA CUCARACHA"?
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UH, BARN?
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HEY, BARN?
BARN?
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DON'T YOU BELIEVE
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH MUSIC?
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WELL, IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU FEEL.
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO
LIVEN UP THE EVENING.
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BARNEY?
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OH, YOU GOT
A REQUEST?
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YES -- TAKE ME HOME.
IT'S GETTING RATHER LATE.
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LATE
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IT'S JUST THE SHANK
OF THE EVENING.
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WHAT'LL MARY AND ANDY THINK
IF WE RUN OFF LIKE THIS?
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IT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT, BARN.
RIGHT, MARY?
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WELL, WHATEVER
THELMA LOU THINKS.
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THERE'LL BE
OTHER EVENINGS.
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YEAH, WE OUGHT TO
DO THIS MORE OFTEN!
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YOU KNOW, THE FOUR OF US
OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER A LOT.
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YEAH, WE OUGHT
TO DO THAT A LOT.
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HERE'S YOUR COAT.
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT, MARY, AND
THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY EVENING.
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OH, YEAH, IT WAS
JUST SWELL.
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GOOD NIGHT, MARY.
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GLAD YOU
ENJOYED IT.
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AIN'T YOU COMING, ANDY?
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UH... WELL, NO
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I THOUGHT I'D
STAY ON A WHILE.
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WELL, WHAT FOR?
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BARNEY!
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WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE
THE BONGO DRUM.
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THINGS ARE LIABLE
TO BE KIND OF DULL.
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WELL, UH... ACTUALLY,
MARY PROMISED TO SHOW ME
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SOME SLIDES THROUGH
THE MICROSCOPE.
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REMEMBER, YOU PROMISED?
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UH... WELL, WELL,
IF YOU'D LIKE...
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OH, I LOVE TO LOOK
AT THEM SLIDES.
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NIGHT, BARN.
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WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT
LOOKING THROUGH A MICROSCOPE?
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BARNEY.
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SOME FUN --
LOOKING AT GERMS.
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NOW, WHAT YOU
BEEN FUSSIN' ABOUT?
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HERE'S THAT PIZZA PIE
I PROMISED YOU.
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WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT?
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NOW, AIN'T YOU
THE PERFECT HOSTESS?
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I OUGHT TO COME UP
HERE MORE OFTEN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING I HAVEN'T
DONE IN A LONG, LONG TIME?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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GONE ON A PICNIC.
YOU LIKE PICNICS?
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OH, I LOVE PICNICS.
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I KNOW THE PERFECT SPOT, AND I
BET YOU'VE NEVER BEEN UP THERE.
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WHERE'S THAT?
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UP PAST FRANKLIN WOODS.
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NO, NO, I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER BEEN THERE.
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OH, IT'S
BEAUTIFUL UP THERE.
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THERE'S A LITTLE LAKE,
LITTLE BERRY PATCH.
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OH, GEE, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
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FINE, I'LL TAKE YOU
UP THERE SOME TIME.
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GOOD, AND WE CAN TAKE OPIE, TOO.
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YEAH, WE COULD.
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YOU KNOW, UH... OPIE'S
BEEN UP THERE A LOT LATELY.
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I IMAGINE HE'S TIRED OF IT.
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OH?
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WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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YEAH, AND BESIDES,
HE'S GOT THIS FRIEND
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AND HE GOES
OVER THERE A LOT.
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OH.
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THANK YOU.
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EXCUSE ME, I WONDER
WHO THAT COULD BE.
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HI, KIDS.
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ANDY.
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BARNEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING BACK?
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WELL, AFTER
I TOOK THELMA LOU HOME
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I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
GOING HOME MYSELF.
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EVER HAD ONE OF THEM NIGHTS
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WHEN YOU JUST DIDN'T
FEEL LIKE GOING HOME?
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YOU KNOW,
TOO WIDE
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JUST ONE OF THEM NIGHTS.
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OH, PIZZA!
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LOOKS LIKE
"MOZ-ARELLA," TOO.
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THAT'S MY FAVORITE--
MOZ-ARELLA.
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MMM! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO LOOK THROUGH THE MICROSCOPE
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AT SOME GERMS --
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET IT, MARY?
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MARY?
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ANDY.
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UH, YOU STAYING IN THIS EVENING?
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OKAY IF I COME OVER?
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FINE, FINE.
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ABOUT... ABOUT 7:30.
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BYE.
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HEY! YOU GOT
A DATE WITH MARY?
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THAT'S GREAT.
I'LL CALL THELMA LOU.
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HEY, LISTEN,
TONIGHT LET'S HAVE THE PIZZA
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WITH THE PEPPERONI, OKAY?
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I JUST LOVE THAT, TOO,
DON'T YOU, WITH PEPPERONI?
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BARNEY, YOU
CAN'T MAKE IT.
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I CAN'T?
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YOU WAS GOING TO STRAIGHTEN UP
THE FILES, REMEMBER?
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AW, DOGGONE, WHY DIDN'T
I DO THAT SOONER?
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I COULD HAVE JOINED YOU.
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IT'S MUCH MORE FUN
WITH A GROUP.
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YEAH, I KNOW, BUT
WE'LL TRY AND MANAGE.
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HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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* IF YOUR HEART
BELONG TO ANOTHER *
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* AND YOU'D NEVERMORE
BE MINE *
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* I WISH I WAS
A RED ROSY BUSH *
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* ON THE BANKS
OF THE SEA *
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* EVERY TIME
MY TRUE LOVER PASSED *
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* SHE WOULD PLUCK A ROSE
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* OFF OF ME
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* I WISH I HAD
A LITTLE GOLDEN BOX *
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* TO PUT MY TRUE LOVE IN
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* I WOULD TAKE HER OUT
AND I'D KISS HER TWICE *
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* THEN I'D PUT HER
BACK AGAIN **
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OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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PRETTY LITTLE SONG,
AIN'T IT?
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YEAH.
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IS IT HARD TO PLAY THE GUITAR?
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NO, NOT TOO HARD.
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LET ME... LET ME SHOW
YOU A CHORD OR TWO.
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OKAY.
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NOW, OF COURSE,
YOU HOLD IT LIKE THAT.
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AND I'LL TEACH YOU
THE CHORD OF "C" FIRST.
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PUT THAT FINGER THERE,
THAT FINGER THERE,
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THAT FINGER THERE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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NOW, AND YOU PLAY
THE LAST FIVE STRINGS.
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HELLO?
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OH, OH, IT'S BARNEY.
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OH.
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YEAH, BARN?
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HEY, ANDY, YOU KNOW THAT LETTER
WE GOT FROM
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THE STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
LAST MONTH?
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I CAN'T FIND IT.
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WELL, TRY LOOKING UNDER "S" --
"S" FOR "STATE ATTORNEY."
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RIGHT.
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NOW, WHERE
WERE WE HERE?
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LET ME GET YOUR
FINGERS BACK AGAIN.
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DID I MOVE THEM?
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MM-HMM, A LITTLE.
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THERE, THERE...
AND THERE.
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NOW, WE GOT THAT ONE.
HOLD THAT.
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HELLO?
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BARNEY?
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YEAH, BARN?
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WELL, TRY LOOKING
UNDER "A" FOR "ATTORNEY."
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RIGHT.
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SORRY.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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OKAY. NOW, YOU MOVED
THEM AGAIN.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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NOW...
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THAT'S HARD TO HOLD.
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YEAH!
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WELL, IF IT'S NOT UNDER "S"
AND IT'S NOT UNDER "A"
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I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
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WELL, I GOT A THEORY --
SINCE THE LETTER
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CAME FROM RALEIGH,
MAYBE IT'S UNDER "R."
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WELL, LOOK!
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BARNEY IS HAVING TROUBLE
FINDING A LETTER.
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OH.
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NOW... NOW, WE'LL PLAY
THE LAST FIVE STRINGS.
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UH... MAYBE I OUGHT
TO MAKE SOME COFFEE.
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ALL RIGHT.
235
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,316
HERE IT IS, PIPING HOT.
236
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,986
GOOD, LET'S JUST SET
AND LET IT COOL OFF
A LITTLE BIT.
237
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,888
ALL RIGHT.
238
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,426
UH... I GUESS I'D
BETTER SEE WHO IT IS.
239
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,435
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHERE I FOUND THIS.
240
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,504
IT WASN'T UNDER "A" OR "S"
OR "R" -- ANYPLACE LIKE THAT.
241
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,206
YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS?
242
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,776
IT WAS BEHIND THE FILE
ON THE FLOOR.
243
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,344
CAN YOU BEAT THAT?
244
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,880
OOH, COFFEE!
245
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,481
BOY, I SURE AM IN LUCK.
246
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,983
NO PIZZA TONIGHT, HUH?
247
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,085
WELL, I'LL GO OUT
AND GET SOME LATER.
248
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,487
WHAT'LL BE TONIGHT --
MOZZARELLA OR PEPPERONI?
249
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,189
YOU NAME IT,
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
250
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,891
I JUST LIKE PIZZA.
251
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,500
OH, YOU KNOW, ANDY
252
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,369
I SURE DID
HAVE A GOOD TIME
253
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,438
OVER MARY'S LAST
NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU?
254
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,175
YEAH, SURE I DID.
255
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,377
SHE'S A GREAT,
LITTLE GIRL.
256
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,880
I SURE DO ENJOY
HER COMPANY.
257
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,516
SO I NOTICED.
258
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,423
UH... BARN?
259
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,525
YEAH?
260
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,261
THERE'S SOMETHIN' I
WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
261
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,464
YEAH?
262
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,400
YOU KNOW, FOR ABOUT
A WEEK NOW
263
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:51,538
WE'VE BEEN SPENDIN' A LOT
OF TIME TOGETHER, RIGHT?
264
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,539
YEAH.
265
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,407
I MEAN, IT'S BEEN
266
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,878
MARY AND ME,
AND YOU AND THELMA LOU
267
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,048
OR MARY, AND ME
AND YOU AND, UH...
268
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,983
WELL, I WAS THINKIN'.
269
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,551
YEAH?
270
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,288
DON'T YOU THINK WE OUGHT
TO SPEND SOME TIME ALONE?
271
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,290
DO YOU, UH...
272
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,826
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
273
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:17,164
OH, SURE I UNDERSTAND,
ANDY, OF COURSE.
274
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,534
SARAH, GET ME 2-4-7.
275
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:25,105
YOU SHOULD HAVE
MENTIONED THIS SOONER.
276
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,140
THELMA LOU? BARN.
277
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,541
YEAH.
278
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:32,946
LISTEN, WE CAN'T MAKE IT
OVER TO MARY'S TONIGHT.
279
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,349
ANDY AND I WANNA SPEND
SOME TIME ALONE.
280
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,019
RIGHT... OKAY.
281
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,521
YOU CALL MARY.
282
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,557
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?
283
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,130
NO, BARN.
284
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,566
THAT... THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
285
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,037
THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAD
IN MIND AT ALL-L-L.
286
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,073
YOU SEE, WHAT I
HAD IN MIND
287
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:05,178
WAS I WANT TO SPEND
SOME TIME ALONE WITH MARY.
288
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,180
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
289
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,149
SEE, I WANNA
SPEND
290
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,618
SOME TIME ALONE
WITH MARY.
291
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,889
I... I WANNA...
I WANNA TALK TO HER.
292
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:21,628
THERE'S A FEW THINGS THAT I
WANNA SAY TO HER IN PRIVATE.
293
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,531
HMM
294
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,934
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
295
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:31,338
SON OF A GUN,
OF COURSE I FOLLOW YOU.
296
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,040
GOOD.
297
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,910
THEN, WE'LL BE ALONE
TONIGHT, RIGHT?
298
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,078
SURE, PAL.
299
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,212
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
300
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,281
WELL, I'M GOING
OVER TO FLOYD'S
301
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,449
AND GET A HAIRCUT.
302
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,351
SURE, YOU DO THAT.
303
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,491
OH... THAT SON OF A GUN.
304
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,560
I SHOULD'VE GUESSED.
305
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,364
HE'S GONNA POP
THE QUESTION TONIGHT.
306
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:02,535
OUR SHERIFF'S GONNA
GET HISSELF HITCHED.
307
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:11,244
ANDY AND MARY?
REALLY, BARNEY?
308
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,313
THEY'RE GETTIN' MARRIED?
309
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,283
OH, ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
310
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,019
CERTAINLY GOT HIMSELF
A NICE GIRL.
311
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,988
YEAH...
312
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,389
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE
313
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,191
WATCHING MY OWN KID
GET MARRIED.
314
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,525
OH...
315
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:30,430
GOLLY, THELMA LOU,
I JUST HOPE I DON'T CRY.
316
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,234
ANDY
317
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,070
MY ANDY?
318
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,039
YEAH, YEAH, HE'S
ASKING HER TONIGHT.
319
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,408
WELL, WHY ALL THE SECRECY?
WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME?
320
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,743
WELL, YOU KNOW ANDY --
TIGHT-LIPPED.
321
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,046
THE ONLY REASON
HE TOLD ME IS
322
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,448
HE KNEW HE COULDN'T
HIDE IT FROM ME.
323
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,484
CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING FROM
OLD EAGLE-EYE BARNEY.
324
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,053
ANDY GETTING MARRIED!
325
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,488
YEAH, HE'S TAKING
THE PLUNGE.
326
00:15:55,522 --> 00:16:01,128
OH, BARNEY, I HOPE I DON'T
CRY AT THE WEDDING.
327
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,396
NOW, DON'T YOU START, AUNT BEE.
328
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,699
IF YOU DO, I'M A GONER.
329
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,348
ANDY!
330
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,157
HOWDY, THELMA LOU.
331
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,173
BARN?
332
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,149
OH, HOWDY, AUNT BEE,
IS THAT LUNCH?
333
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:13,366
SOMEBODY SURE IS IN
A JAW-KISSING MOOD TODAY.
334
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,379
OH, HOWDY, BARN --
ABOUT READY FOR LUNCH?
335
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,480
IT JUST GOT HERE.
336
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,118
HEY, LISTEN,
BEFORE WE START
337
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,120
WANT TO GO
ACROSS THE STREET
338
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,587
AND GET A COUPLE
OF ROOT BEERS?
339
00:17:55,708 --> 00:18:00,113
MARY SAID IT'S
THAT TIME OF THE YEAR.
340
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:04,684
MAYBE THEY'RE ALL
COMING DOWN WITH COLDS.
341
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,653
MMM-MMM, THANK YOU.
342
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,556
OH, THAT WAS
A FINE SUPPER, MARY.
343
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,624
THANK YOU.
344
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,361
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE YOUR COFFEE
345
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,397
IN THE LIVING ROOM
BY THE FIREPLACE?
346
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,467
WELL, NOW, THAT'S
ANOTHER GOOD IDEA.
347
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,902
IT SURELY IS.
348
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:27,274
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
349
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,178
A WHOLE EVENING WITHOUT
ANY INTERRUPTIONS.
350
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,746
YOU KNOW, HOW IT GOT
TO BE THAT WAY?
351
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,882
NO.
352
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,717
I JUST UP
AND TOLD BARNEY.
353
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,419
OH.
354
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,255
I'M GLAD.
355
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,792
I'M GLAD, TOO.
356
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,301
A WHOLE EVENING...
ALONE TOGETHER.
357
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,570
JUST THE TWO OF US.
358
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,707
FOLKS! FOLKS, LET ME HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION.
359
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,342
LET ME HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION.
360
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,211
NOW, HERE'S
THE PLAN, SEE?
361
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,745
THE WAY I FIGURE,
ANDY AND MARY
362
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,348
HAVE PROBABLY JUST ABOUT
FINISHED THEIR SUPPER, SEE,
363
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,183
SO WE'LL GIVE THEM ANOTHER HOUR.
364
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,819
THAT WILL GIVE ANDY
ENOUGH TIME TO POP THE QUESTION.
365
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,788
AND THEN WE'LL ALL MARCH IN
AND WE'LL YELL "SURPRISE!"
366
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,839
OH, THIS IS THE NICEST,
QUIETEST EVENING
367
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:38,545
I'VE SPENT IN
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
368
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,248
IT'S REAL PEACEFUL
MUSIC, ISN'T IT?
369
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,716
MM-HMM.
370
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,619
REAL NICE.
371
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,859
OH, ANDY, WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THAT BEAUTIFUL FULL MOON.
372
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,363
MM-HMM! AIN'T
THAT SOMETHING?
373
00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:00,700
WELL, IT'S KIND OF
A SHAME TO WASTE THAT.
374
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,669
WANNA TAKE A DRIVE?
375
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,604
THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.
376
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,640
AND WE CAN TAKE MY CAR
AND PUT THE TOP DOWN.
377
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,242
WHY DON'T WE DO THAT?
378
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,244
OKAY!
379
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,547
THIS WAY, FOLKS!
380
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,451
ALL RIGHT, STAY CLOSE,
EVERYBODY!
381
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,853
OKAY!
382
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,459
OKAY, EVERYBODY IN ALL RIGHT?
383
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,995
OKAY, FOLLOW ME!
384
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,389
QUIET, QUIET, QUIET... SHH.
385
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,525
NOW, I'M GOING TO COUNT THREE
386
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,329
AND THEN WE'LL ALL CRASH IN
AND YELL "SURPRISE."
387
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,398
ONE...
388
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,067
TWO...
389
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,404
All:
SURPRISE!
390
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,005
SURPRISE!
391
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,707
SURPRISE!
392
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,811
ANDY?
393
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:19,979
MARY?
394
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,415
WELL, THERE'S
NOBODY HERE.
395
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,950
NO SIGN OF THEM.
396
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:24,984
THAT'S FUNNY.
397
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:29,356
BARNEY, ARE YOU SURE ANDY
WAS COMING HERE TONIGHT?
398
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,858
YOU'RE SURE YOU GOT
THIS WHOLE THING RIGHT, NOW?
399
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,894
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE!
400
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,796
HOLD IT!
401
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,931
ALL RIGHT,
THEY AIN'T HERE.
402
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,800
BUT THEY WERE
HERE, WEREN'T THEY?
403
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,904
DO YOU THINK
I MADE THIS UP?
404
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,807
THINK I'M SOME KIND OF
A DUMBBELL OR SOMETHING?
405
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,109
WANNA HEAR
A LITTLE MUSIC?
406
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,078
OH, SURE.
407
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,550
MMM... THAT'S NICE.
408
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,555
YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS
409
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,692
LIKE WE'RE A MILLION
MILES AWAY FROM EVERYONE.
410
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,326
MM-HMM.
411
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,601
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY WE
DIDN'T DO THIS BEFORE.
412
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,036
WELL, WHOSE FAULT
IS THAT?
413
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,539
MINE, MY FAULT,
ALL MY FAULT.
414
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,873
I TAKE ALL THE BLAME.
415
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,676
OF COURSE, EVERYTHING
COME OUT ALL RIGHT.
416
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,412
I JUST HAD TO WORK
MY WAY
417
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,914
UP THROUGH A FEW PIZZA
PIES TO GET UP HERE.
418
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,783
YUP.
419
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:35,588
AND HERE WE ARE.
420
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,691
YUP.
421
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,994
HERE WE ARE.
422
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:48,067
A MILLION MILES AWAY
FROM EVERYONE.
423
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:53,406
YEAH...A MILLION
MILES AWAY.
424
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,882
Barney :
BE QUIET, BE QUIET.
425
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,083
WHAT WAS THAT?
426
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,485
WHAT WAS WHAT?
427
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:09,856
I THOUGHT I HEARD
A VOICE -- LISTEN.
428
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,591
:
HERE THEY ARE!
429
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:12,992
All:
SURPRISE!
430
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,461
CONGRATULATIONS!
431
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,096
OH, LOOK WHAT WE
HAVE HERE FOR YOU.
432
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,699
COLESLAW AND
POTATO SALAD AND...
433
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,772
PHANTOM FIFE
STRIKES AGAIN.
434
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:39,218
( banjo music playing,
everyone chatting )
435
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,888
EVERYBODY GOT ENOUGH
POTATO SALAD?
436
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,491
COME ON, SPEAK UP NOW!
LET'S FINISH EVERYTHING!
437
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:47,059
WE'RE ONLY GOING TO HAVE TO
THROW IT OUT, YOU KNOW!
438
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,661
WELL...
439
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,603
MARY, I'VE BEEN
TRYING FOR SOMETIME
440
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,670
TO COURT YOU.
441
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,105
WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT
442
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,773
IF I WENT AHEAD AND
COURTED YOU IN PUBLIC?
443
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,008
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
444
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,611
I SAY, DO YOU MIND
IF I GO AHEAD
445
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,045
AND COURT YOU IN
FRONT OF EVERYBODY?
446
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,947
NO.
447
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,650
WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT
IF I WAS TO KISS YOU?
448
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,918
YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL
449
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,587
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'D NOTICE AT ALL.
450
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,523
FINE.
451
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:21,160
Barney: ANYONE ELSE
FOR POTATO SALAD?
452
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,195
WHO WANTS POTATO SALAD?
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