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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HI.
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HI.
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GUESS YOU'RE WONDERIN'
WHAT I'M DOING.
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UH, YEAH, I WONDER
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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KARATE.
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KARATE?
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KARATE.
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WHAT'S KARATE?
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ANCIENT FORM
OF SELF-DEFENSE--
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PRIMITIVE, VICIOUS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT KIND
OF WEAPONS WE USE?
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NO.
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NONE. JUST THESE.
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JUST THE HANDS?
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THIS IS THE MOST
DEADLY FORM OF ATTACK
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KNOWN TO MAN.
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MAKES JUDO LOOK
LIKE CHILD'S PLAY.
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AS FOR BOXING
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I'D HATE TO SEE
WHAT'D HAPPEN
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TO JOE LOUIS OR
ROCKY MARCIANO
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IF THEY EVER
TRIED TO TANGLE
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WITH ONE OF
US KARATE MEN.
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THEN YOU'RE A EXPERT.
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UH, WELL, NO.
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I MEAN, I JUST GOT
THE BOOK THIS MORNING.
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BUT I WILL BE AN
EXPERT BEFORE LONG.
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ANDY, THIS IS
JUST FASCINATING.
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YOU KNOW WHERE MOST OF
THE KARATE MOVES COME FROM?
NO.
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FROM ANIMALS.
FROM ANIMALS?
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KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
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THAT'S A HAWK,
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CLAWING WITH
ITS DEADLY TALON.
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OH, DEADLY TALONS,
OH.
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YEAH.
NOW WATCH THIS.
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YOU BETTER MOVE OUT,
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.
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MOVE? OH.
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I GOT YOU.
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KNOW WHAT ANIMAL
THAT IS?
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I AIN'T GOT
THE FIRST NOTION.
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THAT'S THE BULL ELK.
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SEE, HE'S STRIKING WITH
HIS MIGHTY CLOVEN HOOVES.
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OH, I SEE, OH.
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GUESS WHAT ANIMAL THIS IS.
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READY?
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WHAT IS IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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GUESS.
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A WORM?
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ANDY!
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WELL, IT WAS WIGGLING.
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HEY, THIS IS A DEADLY ANIMAL,
VICIOUS, A KILLER!
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A MAD WORM?
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IT'S A RATTLESNAKE!
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SSS! SSS!
SEE?
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OH, YEAH, IT'S AS PLAIN
AS CAN BE,
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ONCE YOU PUT THE HISS IN,
SCARY, TOO.
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YOU BET IT IS!
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ANDY, THESE MOVES
ARE JUST DEVASTATING!
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AND YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE IN KARATE
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WE REALLY BUILD
THESE HANDS UP
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TILL THE EDGES
ARE JUST LIKE STEEL.
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LIKE STEEL.
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WITH ONE BLOW, ANDY,
WE CAN SPLIT A PLANK.
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NO, YOU CAN'T.
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NO!
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HURT YOUR HAND, BARN?
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MM-MMM.
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HI, FELLAS.
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WELL, HOWDY, MARY.
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HOW'S EVERY LITTLE THING
IN THE COUNTY NURSIN' GAME?
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NOT BAD.
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HOW'S IT WITH
THE LAW AND ORDER BOYS?
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OH, BARNEY'S
AN EXPERT ON KARATE
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AND HE WAS
JUST SHOWING ME
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HOW HE CAN SPLIT A PLANK
WITH ONE BLOW.
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OH, HI, MARY.
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HOW'S EVERY
LITTLE THING
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IN THE COUNTY
NURSIN' GAME?
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NOT BAD.
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HOW'S IT WITH
THE LAW AND ORDER BO...?
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I'VE GOT THE FEELING
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THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN
THROUGH THIS BEFORE.
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HOW'S THAT HAND OF YOURS
COMING ALONG?
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OH, IT'S FINE. FINE.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU
AROUND THESE PARTS?
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WELL, I'M ON MY WAY
UP TO RAFE HOLLISTER'S PLACE.
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YOU GOT DEALINGS WITH RAFE?
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YOU KNOW THAT DRIVE THAT'S ON
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TO GET EVERYBODY INOCULATED
AGAINST TETANUS?
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YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
RAFE HOLLISTER TAKE A SHOT?
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BOY, THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
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RAFE DON'T HOLD MUCH
WITH DOCTORIN'.
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THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD
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BUT IF I DON'T GET
RAFE HOLLISTER
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I WON'T GET ANY
OF THE FARMERS UP THAT WAY.
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HE'S A LEADER OF
THAT GROUP UP THERE.
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Barney:
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
FORGET IT...
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WAIT. RAFE HOLLISTER
HASN'T HAD HIS SHOT?
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NO.
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OH, WELL, RAFE WILL HAVE
TO TAKE HIS SHOT.
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OH, YES, RAFE HOLLISTER
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WILL TAKE A SHOT
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AND WE'LL GET THAT WHOLE CROWD
UP THERE TO TAKE A SHOT.
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I'LL HELP YOU.
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IT'S IMPORTANT THAT EVERYBODY
GET THEIR TETANUS SHOT.
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RIGHT, BARN?
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OH, YES, IT'S
REAL IMPORTANT.
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YEAH, BOY.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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THAT'S REAL SWEET OF YOU
TO HELP ME OUT.
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WELL, ANDY'S
REAL SWEET THAT WAY.
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OH, LISTEN,
ANYTHING WE CAN DO.
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GOT TO GET FOLKS
TO TAKE THEIR SHOTS.
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JUST ANYTHING AT ALL.
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I'LL DRIVE YOU UP THERE.
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WONDERFUL.
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I'VE GOT SOME THINGS
TO PICK UP AT THE DRUGSTORE
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SO I'LL BE BACK HERE
IN TEN MINUTES.
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FINE.
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YOU'RE A DEAR.
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THAT THERE IS A FINE GIRL.
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YES, SIR.
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THAT'S A FINE GIRL.
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UH-HUH.
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* FOR IT WAS MARY
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* MARY...
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YES, SIR. A FINE GIRL.
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DOING A FINE JOB,
WORKS HARD ALL THE TIME
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TRYIN' TO HELP FOLKS
STAY HEALTHY.
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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING--
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WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HER,
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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* ...THEY SAY MARIE
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* BUT IT WAS MARY...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HUH? OH, NOTHING.
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I WAS JUST LISTENING
TO YOU GO ON AND ON
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ABOUT THAT FINE GIRL.
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AIN'T IT JUST FINE
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THAT SHE'S GOT
SUCH A FINE SHERIFF
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TO HELP HER OUT
WITH HER FINE WORK?
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A LITTLE SUGAR--
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THAT DIDN'T
HURT NONE, DID IT?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THAT LITTLE KISSY
ON THE JAW--
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THAT FELT KINDA GOOD,
DIDN'T IT?
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IT FELT BETTER
THAN A MULE'S NOSE.
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THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
ISN'T IT?
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YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S
GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH...?
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OH, NO. I JUST THINK
YOU WANNA HELP HER OUT
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BECAUSE YOU WANT
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TO SEE EVERYBODY
STAY NICE AND HEALTHY.
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IT'S GOOD TO BE HEALTHY.
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IT'S VERY GOOD
TO BE HEALTHY.
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AND IT'S IMPORTANT
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THAT RAFE GET
ALL THEM SHOTS
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AND YOU OUGHTA HELP.
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THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT
OUGHTA GET IN AND HELP.
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IT'S A GOOD THING
SHE AIN'T CAMPAIGNIN'
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FOR FOLKS TO GET
THEIR EYES EXAMINED.
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HOW'S THAT?
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ONE KISS ON YOUR JAW
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AND WE'D ALL BE
WEARIN' GLASSES.
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OH, COME ON, BARNEY.
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IF SHE EVER KISSED YOU
ON THE MOUTH
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WE'D ALL HAVE TO HAVE
OUR APPENDIX TAKEN OUT.
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YOU'RE A NUT.
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WELL, THERE IT IS.
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UH...MARY, MAYBE I'D BETTER
KIND OF CARRY THE BALL.
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I MEAN, WITH A FELLOW
LIKE RAFE,
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YOU DON'T JUST
WALK RIGHT UP
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AND SAY, "LET ME GIVE YOU
A TETANUS SHOT."
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM
TRUST YOU FIRST.
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GAIN HIS CONFIDENCE.
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WELL, YOU SNEAK UP ON HIM,
IS WHAT YOU DO.
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OKAY.
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UH, YOU KNOW,
I-I DON'T KNOW
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A WHOLE LOT
ABOUT TETANUS.
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IF I'M GONNA HELP HIM,
MAYBE I'D BETTER
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KNOW A LITTLE BIT
MORE ABOUT IT.
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YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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WELL, I'D BETTER, SO AS I KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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WELL...
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THE FIRST SYMPTOM
IS USUALLY STIFFNESS
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IN THE BACK OF THE NECK.
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YOU SEE, THE MUSCLES ARE
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IN A CONTINUOUS STATE
OF CONTRACTION, AND --
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YOU SAY THERE'S STIFFNESS
IN THE BACK OF THE NECK?
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YES, NOW, THIS MUSCULAR
CONTRACTION IS --
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WHEREABOUTS IS THAT?
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IN THE BACK OF THE NECK.
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UH, YOU WANT TO SHOW ME,
SO THAT I CAN SHOW RAFE?
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IT'S RIGHT HERE.
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RIGHT BACK THERE, HUH?
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THAT'S INTERESTING.
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OH, IS THAT
RAFE HOLLISTER?
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UH, YEAH, THAT'S RAFE.
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WELL, YOU THINK WE'D BETTER
GO TALK TO HIM?
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UM, YEAH.
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WE'D BETTER
GO TALK TO HIM.
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SHOO! SHOO!
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HOWDY, RAFE.
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ANDY.
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RAFE, MEET
MISS MARY SIMPSON,
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OUR COUNTY NURSE.
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MISS SIMPSON, THIS HERE
IS RAFE HOLLISTER.
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HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?
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NURSE, HUH?
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WE DON'T NEED ANY NURSE.
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NOBODY GETS SICK UP HERE.
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THERE'S ALWAYS THAT LITTLE
BITTY CHANCE THAT THEY MIGHT.
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IF THEY WAS TO,
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IT'D BE MIGHTY FINE
TO HAVE MISS SIMPSON AROUND.
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DON'T MEAN NOTHING
TO ME.
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I AIN'T NEVER BEEN
TO THE DOCTOR IN MY LIFE.
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Mary:
NOT EVER?
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WHEN I WAS BORN,
I HAD MY MAMA
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AND WHEN I DIE,
I'LL HAVE THE UNDERTAKER.
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I DON'T SEE NO SENSE IN
CLUTTERIN' THINGS UP IN BETWEEN.
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RAFE, THERE AIN'T NO SENSE
IN CHEATIN' YOURSELF
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OUT OF SOMETHIN'
YOU MIGHT NEED.
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CHEAT MYSELF?
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YES, SIR. GOING
OVER MY RECORDS...
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MARY, MAYBE WE MIGHT JUST
HOLD THAT FOR JUST A MINUTE
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AND SHOW RAFE SOME
OF THE FINE THINGS
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THE WORLD OF MEDICINE'S
COME UP WITH
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HE MIGHT NOT
HAVE HEARD ABOUT.
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LOOK HERE, RAFE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
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THAT'S THERE'S
A THERMOMETER.
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I GOT ONE OF THEM
ON MY HENHOUSE, ONLY BIGGER.
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THIS HERE'S
A THERMOMETER FOR PEOPLE--
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LETS 'EM KNOW
WHEN THEY GOT A FEVER.
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I KNOW WHEN
I GOT A FEVER.
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I'M HOT.
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THIS LETS
YOU KNOW HOW HOT.
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I KNOW HOW HOT I AM
WHEN I'M HOT--
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DANG HOT.
242
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,157
YOU SAID YOU ALL WERE
NEVER SICK UP HERE.
243
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,692
BALLS O' FIRE.
244
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,160
BEING HOT AIN'T SICK.
245
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,929
SOONER OR LATER,
YOU'RE BOUND TO GET COLD AGAIN.
246
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,831
OF COURSE, IF YOU GET TOO COLD,
YOU'RE DEAD,
247
00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,100
BUT YOU DON'T NEED NO
THERMOMETER TO TELL YOU THAT.
248
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,268
YEAH.
249
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,836
UH, LOOK HERE, RAFE.
250
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,404
HERE'S SOME OTHER STUFF.
251
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,006
OH, HERE'S SOMETHIN'.
252
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,274
KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
253
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,275
NO.
254
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,743
THAT'S A STETHOSCOPE.
255
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,111
YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES?
256
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,145
NO.
257
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,847
LETS YOU HEAR
YOUR HEART BEAT.
258
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,248
WANNA HEAR
YOUR HEART BEAT?
259
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,750
I KNOW MY
HEART'S BEATIN'.
260
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,885
WELL, YEAH...
261
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,219
I'M ALIVE, AIN'T I?
262
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,287
WELL, YEAH.
263
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,122
WELL, THEN MY
HEART'S BEATIN'.
264
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,991
WELL, LISTEN
TO IT BEAT, RAFE.
265
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,259
PUT THESE TWO ENDS
IN YOUR EAR THERE.
266
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,961
STICK 'EM RIGHT IN THERE.
267
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,296
THEY WON'T HURT YOU.
268
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,831
NOW, LISTEN, LISTEN.
269
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,299
HUH
270
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,767
LISTEN TO MINE.
271
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:34,835
HUH?
272
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,037
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT, RAFE?
273
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,973
ALL RIGHT, NOW WE KNOW
WE'RE BOTH ALIVE.
274
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,408
YEAH.
275
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,043
UH, RAFE,
276
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:46,880
MISS SIMPSON'S GOT ONE
OTHER THING TO SHOW YOU HERE.
277
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,049
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
278
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,819
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHIN'
FOR SIPHONIN' CIDER.
279
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,754
YES. NOW, THIS
WON'T HURT A BIT
280
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,723
AND IT'LL BE
REAL GOOD FOR YOU.
281
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,190
JUST ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
282
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,459
YOU AIN'T GONNA
STICK THAT IN ME.
283
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,461
YOU'VE NEVER HAD
A TETANUS SHOT.
284
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,197
YOUNG LADY, YOU
CAN PUT THAT THING
AWAY RIGHT NOW.
285
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,833
I AIN'T NEVER
BEEN JABBED
286
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,300
AND I AIN'T
FIXIN' TO BE.
287
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,769
GOODBYE.
288
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,037
AND TAKE THESE.
289
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,973
I'VE HEARD ALL
I WANNA HEAR.
290
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,283
EVERY TIME I THINK
ABOUT THAT STUBBORN
291
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,352
MOUNTAIN ATTITUDE
TOWARD MEDICINE
292
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,920
I COULD JUST
KICK SOMETHING.
293
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,456
NOW, MARY,
IF YOU FROWN LIKE THAT
294
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,691
YOUR FACE IS LIABLE
TO GROW THAT WAY.
295
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,863
OH, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD
296
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,732
IF I HADN'T GONE OUT
ON A LIMB THE WAY I DID.
297
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,367
BUT I PROMISED MY SUPERVISOR
298
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,137
THAT I'D GET A HUNDRED PERCENT
COOPERATION ON THOSE SHOTS.
299
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,306
I SURE AM GONNA
LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
300
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,475
WELL, WE AIN'T
GONNA GIVE UP YET.
301
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,843
JUST BE PATIENT.
302
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:50,944
I PROMISE...
303
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,047
EXCUSE ME.
304
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,452
SHERIFF TAYLOR SPEAKING.
305
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,056
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
306
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,895
I HAVE TO GO UP
TO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
307
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,830
IF YOU'LL WAIT,
I'LL COME RIGHT BACK.
308
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,998
OKAY.
309
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,337
WHAT HAPPENED?
310
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,340
RAFE HOLLISTER
TURN YOU DOWN, DID HE?
311
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,110
WANT ME TO TAKE YOU
BACK UP THERE?
312
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,477
WHAT?
313
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,014
UP TO RAFE HOLLISTER'S
TO GIVE HIM HIS SHOT?
314
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:30,150
OH, BARNEY, IF ANDY
COULDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM...
315
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,986
AND YOU KNOW WHY ANDY
COULDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM?
316
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,254
BECAUSE ANDY'S TOO SOFT.
317
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,189
NOW, RAFE HOLLISTER'S
LIKE A CHILD
318
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,158
AND HE'S GOT TO BE TREATED
LIKE ONE.
319
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,061
YOU DON'T BEG A CHILD
TO DO SOMETHING, YOU TELL HIM.
320
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,262
COME ON, LET'S GO.
321
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,131
BARNEY, YOU REALLY THINK...?
322
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,265
COME ON!
323
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,266
ARE YOU SURE?
324
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,367
SURE, I'M SURE.
325
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,936
I'LL MAKE HIM TAKE HIS SHOT.
326
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,571
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING
TO GET RAFE HOLLISTER ANGRY.
327
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,106
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.
328
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,307
COME ON, LET'S GO.
329
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,395
NOW, YOU JUST LEAVE
EVERYTHING TO ME, MARY.
330
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,797
I'LL HANDLE THIS BABY.
331
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,407
RAFE?
332
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,409
RAFE HOLLISTER.
333
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,311
DEPUTY FIFE HERE.
334
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,445
COME ON OUT.
335
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,981
WHAT YOU WANT, BARNEY?
336
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,183
AND WHAT'S THAT NURSE
DOIN' BACK HERE?
337
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,285
SHE CAME OUT HERE
TO GIVE YOU YOUR SHOT.
338
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,552
STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
339
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,221
AND COME OUT HERE
AND GET IT.
340
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,990
WHAT?!
YOU HEARD ME.
341
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,359
HERE! RIGHT NOW!
342
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,095
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
343
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,496
EXACTLY THREE TO GET OUT HERE.
344
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,597
ONE...
345
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,632
TWO...
346
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,967
THREE.
347
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,336
AND I'LL GIVE YOU EXACTLY THREE
348
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,604
TO GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY.
349
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,939
NOW SEE HERE, RAFE...
350
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,073
ONE...
351
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,374
TWO...
352
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:07,014
DURN FOOL, HE DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO COUNT TO THREE.
353
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,282
BARNEY, HE SHOT AT YOU.
354
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,417
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
355
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,285
I JUST WANTED TO
GET YOU TO SAFETY.
356
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,987
ALL RIGHT, I'LL
BE BACK, RAFE!
357
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,355
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, FELLA--
358
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,489
BIG TROUBLE!
359
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,992
OKAY, BUDDY, YOU
JUST THREW AWAY
360
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,294
ANY CHANCE YOU
HAD FOR LENIENCY.
361
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,504
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
IS WHAT YOU ARE!
362
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,872
BIG TROUBLE!
363
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,582
I'M SO SORRY, ANDY,
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
364
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,985
I SHOULDN'T HAVE AGREED
TO GO BACK UP THERE.
365
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,955
AND I COULDN'T TAKE A CHANCE
ON RAFE GETTIN' HURT.
366
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,589
I MEAN, I FIGURED
IT WAS BETTER
367
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,926
IF ME AND YOU WENT UP LATER
AND TOOK HIM IN ONE PIECE.
368
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,062
AND WE'RE GOIN' TO
HAVE TO TAKE HIM...
369
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,296
ME AND YOU.
370
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,198
WE CAN'T HAVE RAFE
SHOOTIN' AT PEOPLE.
371
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,332
LET'S GO GET HIM.
372
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,234
I BETTER GET MY
BULLET AND LOAD UP.
373
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,535
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
374
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,471
BUT, ANDY, HE'S A
MAD DOG, A KILLER!
375
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,573
WELL, NOW,
DON'T MAKE RAFE
376
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,175
OUT TO BE A MONSTER.
377
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,477
I'M SURE WE'LL BRING HIM IN
WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE.
378
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,979
I'LL GO GET
THE CAR READY.
379
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,446
WE BETTER GET
RIGHT UP THERE.
380
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,048
OKAY.
381
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,417
AREN'T YOU EVEN GOING
TO TAKE A GUN?
382
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,453
WELL, NO, I DON'T FIGURE
ON DOIN' ANY SHOOTIN'.
383
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,056
DON'T YOU GET HURT UP THERE.
384
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,358
I WON'T.
385
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,594
BE BACK AFTER AWHILE.
386
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,345
BE CAREFUL, ANDY.
387
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,114
YOU'RE A SITTING...
388
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,083
SEE?! HE'S A MAD DOG!
389
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,384
STAY BACK, ANDY.
390
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,153
DON'T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE
391
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,487
TO ME, RAFE HOLLISTER,
392
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,989
AND PUT THAT GUN DOWN!A
393
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,991
DON'T COME NO CLOSER, ANDY.
394
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,126
I'LL SHOOT!
395
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,127
I MEAN IT!
396
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,394
NOW, ANDY...
397
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,397
AREN'T YOU ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF?
398
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,167
WELL, DOG-GONE IT, ANDY,
WHAT'D YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?
399
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,601
JUST LET YOU
COME AND TAKE ME?
400
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,270
I TOLD YOU
TO STAY OUT OF HERE.
401
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,272
RAFE, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO ARREST YOU.
402
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,673
YOU BEEN SHOOTIN'
AT PEOPLE.
403
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,408
YOU KNOW THAT'S
AGAINST THE LAW.
404
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,044
GIVE HIMSELF UP, DID HE?
405
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,412
I FIGURED HE WOULD ONCE HE SEEN
HE WAS OVERPOWERED.
406
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,082
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
PLAYIN' WITH
407
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,250
COME ON, MOVE. MOVE!
408
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,694
ANDY, YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME.
409
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,163
EASY, NOW, RAFE.
410
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,331
AIN'T NOBODY GOIN' TO MAKE YOU
TAKE A SHOT
411
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,366
AGAINST YOUR WILL.
412
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,368
OF COURSE NOT, BUT...
413
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,803
IF I COULD
JUST MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
414
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,538
HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS.
415
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,675
NOT TO ME, BUT TO YOURSELF
AND YOUR FAMILY
416
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,410
AND TO YOUR FRIENDS.
417
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,246
WHY, THIS COULD SAVE
YOUR LIFE ONE DAY,
418
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,814
OR ONE
OF YOUR CHILDREN.
419
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,084
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF,
420
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,251
YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.
421
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,187
I DONE ALL RIGHT
AFORE YOU COME AROUND
422
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,621
AND I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT NOW.
423
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,423
I'M TELLIN' YOU
FOR THE LAST TIME
424
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,358
I AIN'T TAKIN' NO SHOTS!
425
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,098
HE SURE IS HARDHEADED.
426
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,666
NOW-NOW, YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID.
427
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,402
I-IF YOU FROWN LIKE THAT
428
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,670
YOUR FACE IS LIABLE
TO GROW TO IT.
429
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,540
SEE? YEAH, A LITTLE...
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
430
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,542
THAT'S RIGHT.
431
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,544
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER.
432
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,546
NOW, WE WON'T GIVE UP YET.
433
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,548
NO. WE WON'T
GIVE UP A BIT.
434
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,283
I'LL TALK TO YA
AFTER AWHILE.
435
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,484
ALL RIGHT.
436
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:37,757
HEY, HOW 'BOUT THAT COFFEE?
437
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:42,095
COMIN' RIGHT UP, RAFE.
438
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,497
AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A
GOOD, HOT CUP OF COFFEE
439
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,599
TO STRAIGHTEN A
FELLA OUT, IS THERE?
440
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,736
YEAH, BOY.
441
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,204
HELP YOURSELF.
442
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,605
THANK YOU.
443
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,807
YEAH.
444
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,216
YOU MAKE GOOD COFFEE, ANDY.
445
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,218
MUCH OBLIGED, RAFE.
446
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,620
YOU MAKE GOOD SENSE.
447
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,888
HUH?
448
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,324
NOT LETTIN' THAT NURSE
GIVE YOU THAT SHOT.
449
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,493
I CAN SEE NOW WHERE
YOU WAS 100% RIGHT.
450
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,627
YOU CAN?
451
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,330
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
452
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,332
I UNDERSTAND NOW
WHY YOU'RE DOIN' IT.
453
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,733
YOU DO?
YEAH.
454
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,869
IF YOU WAS TO LET HER
GIVE YOU THAT SHOT
455
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,872
SEE, YOU'D BE PASSIN' UP
YOUR CHANCE FOR IMMORTALITY.
456
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,475
YOU DANG RIGHT, I WOULD.
457
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,543
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
458
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,279
"IMMORTALITY"?
459
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,613
WELL, THAT MEANS
460
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,249
BEIN' FAMOUS LIKE COLUMBUS
OR GEORGE WASHINGTON
461
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,517
OR SOME OF THEM.
462
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,585
HUH?
463
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,253
OH, WELL, SEE,
THEY WAS FAMOUS.
464
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,455
THEY WAS FAMOUS FOR,
FOR DOIN' GREAT DEEDS
465
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:46,159
AND THAT'S WHAT
YOU'LL BE, TOO. YEAH.
466
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,895
AFTER YOU'RE DEAD.
467
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,931
AFTER I'M DEAD?!
468
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,367
YEAH. HOW IT'LL HAPPEN PROBABLY
469
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,770
ONE DAY YOU'LL-YOU'LL
GET, UH, CUT BY A RUSTY SAW
470
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,274
OR A ANIMAL WILL BITE YA,
OR SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT
471
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:05,345
AND NOT HAVIN' THE SHOT,
WELL, YOU'LL BE A CINCH TO GO...
472
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,779
JUST LIKE THAT.
473
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,814
I WILL?
474
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:08,948
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
475
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,917
THAT'S WHERE THE
GREAT DEED COMES IN.
476
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,554
SEE, BY DYIN', IT'LL SERVE
AS A LESSON TO THE OTHERS
477
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,856
NOT TO NEGLECT THEIR SHOTS.
478
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,258
IT WILL?
479
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,659
OH, YEAH,
GOT TO, GOT TO.
480
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,661
I CAN JUST SEE THEM NEIGHBORS
481
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,830
AND KINFOLKS OF YOURS RIGHT NOW.
482
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,965
THEY'LL BE SAYIN'...
THEY'LL SAY
483
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,535
"DID YOU HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED TO RAFE?
484
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,403
"POOR SOUL,
HE CUT HISSELF
485
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,305
"AND WENT JUST
LIKE THAT...
486
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,676
...MOANIN' AND GROANIN'
AND SUFFERIN'."
487
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,945
THEY'LL SAY, "IT AIN'T
GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
488
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,381
"I'M GOIN' DOWN THERE
AT THAT COUNTY NURSE
489
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,416
AND GET ME THAT GOOD SHOT
RIGHT NOW!"
490
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,684
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE...
491
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,386
AND THE FUNERAL
YOU'LL HAVE.
492
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,520
FUNERAL?
493
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,988
OH, YEAH.
494
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,291
IT'LL BE THE BIGGEST THING
MAYBERRY'S EVER SEEN.
495
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,561
OH, YES, THEY'LL BE TALKS
496
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,964
AND EULOGIES...
497
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,832
AND WHILE THE FOLKS
ARE FILIN' BY,
498
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,302
PAYIN' THEIR LAST RESPECTS...
499
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,271
LOOKIN' DOWN AT YA...
500
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,478
...IF I AIN'T TOO BROKE UP,
501
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,314
I MIGHT SING A
SONG OVER YA--
502
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,649
A SONG JUST FOR YOU.
503
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:35,368
* DIG MY GRAVE
504
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:41,007
* WITH A SILVER SPADE
505
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:48,481
* DIG MY GRAVE WIDE AND DEEP
506
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:56,889
* DIG MY GRAVE
WITH A SILVER SPADE *
507
00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:03,262
* BURY ME
'NEATH THE WILLER TREE *
508
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:13,306
* PLACE MY GRAVE
ON A SNOW-WHITE HILL *
509
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:18,044
* COVER ME OVER WITH SOD
510
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:27,720
* TELL 'EM I DIED
TO SAVE 'EM ALL *
511
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:35,628
* TELL MY WIFE TO MARRY AGAIN.
512
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,699
DON'T THAT CLUTCH YA?
513
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,105
AND LATER, AFTER THE FUNERAL,
514
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,442
THEY MIGHT EVEN PUT A STATUE
UP TO YA
515
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,977
DOWN AT THE
TOWN SQUARE--
516
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:56,082
A FIGURE OF YOU SLUMPING
AS YOU BREATHE YOUR LAST.
517
00:21:56,115 --> 00:22:00,086
AT THE UNVEILIN'
CEREMONIES
518
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,122
I MIGHT SING THAT SONG
TO YA AGAIN.
519
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,693
TOO BAD YOU WON'T BE THERE
TO ENJOY IT.
520
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:09,962
JUST A MINUTE!
521
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,097
JUST A MINUTE!
522
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,098
WAIT A MINUTE.
523
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,132
WHAT?
524
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,701
ANDY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
525
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,503
BUT-BUT YOU'LL
BE A DEAD HERO.
526
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,638
I DON'T WANT TO BE
A DEAD HERO.
527
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,440
I WANT TO BE A LIVE ME.
528
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:24,143
WELL, RAFE, MAYBE I HAD YOU
FIGURED WRONG WHEN YOU REFUSED
529
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,445
TO TAKE THE SHOT.
530
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,846
WHO WON'T TAKE THE SHOT?
531
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,114
I'LL TAKE THE SHOT.
532
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,116
JUST YOU GO FETCH
THAT COUNTY NURSE.
533
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,818
WELL, RAFE,
ARE YOU SURE?
534
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,586
SHE'S GONNA JAB YA.
535
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,587
I DON'T CARE.
536
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,855
MY DADDY LIVED TO BE 100
537
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,990
AND I DON'T AIM
TO BREAK THE TRADITION.
538
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,594
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
539
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:44,464
TOO BAD, THOUGH...
540
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:47,099
YOU'D A MADE A FINE STATUE.
541
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,410
THERE WE ARE.
542
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,745
THAT ALL?
543
00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,946
THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT.
544
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,448
WELL, THAT
WASN'T SO BAD.
545
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,715
WELL, OF COURSE NOT.
546
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,417
HERE, I'LL RUB OFF
THE ALCOHOL FOR YOU.
547
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,818
NO, NO. LEAVE IT THERE.
548
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,187
I LIKE THE SMELL.
549
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,891
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW DELIGHTED I AM.
550
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,426
I JUST HOPE NOW
551
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,528
I CAN GET ALL THE OTHERS
UP IN YOUR DISTRICT.
552
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,597
WELL, LITTLE LADY,
YOU JUST COME ON UP.
553
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,165
I'LL HAVE 'EM
ALL READY FOR YA.
554
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,967
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
555
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,570
WELL, I'LL JUST
CHECK OFF YOUR NAME NOW.
556
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,738
YOU SPELL IT
WITH TWO "L"s, RIGHT?
557
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,206
YOU'VE DONE A
FINE THING, RAFE.
558
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,608
YOU OUGHT
TO FEEL PROUD.
559
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,076
I DO!
560
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,144
Barney: YOU OUGHT TO FEEL
A LITTLE ASHAMED, TOO.
561
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,813
A GROWN-UP
MAKIN' SUCH A TO-DO
562
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,582
OVER A LITTLE THING
LIKE A SHOT.
563
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,651
SOMETIMES IT'S THE BIG ONES
THAT MAKE THE WORST BABIES.
564
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,687
WELL, I'M GLAD
I CAUGHT THIS.
565
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,988
CAUGHT WHAT?
566
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,756
WELL, IT'S YOUR NAME, BARNEY.
567
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,625
WHAT ABOUT MY NAME?
568
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,960
WELL, IT ISN'T CHECKED OFF.
569
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,829
YOU HAVEN'T HAD
YOUR TETANUS SHOT.
570
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:50,930
WHAT?
571
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,231
WHY, WE MIGHT AS WELL
572
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,133
GET IT OVER WITH RIGHT NOW.
573
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,702
ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
574
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,537
OH, WELL, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE!
575
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,972
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT HASN'T BEEN CHECKED OFF?
576
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,941
MAYBE THERE'S BEEN
SOME MISTAKE.
577
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,543
OH, THERE'S NO MISTAKE.
578
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,478
BUT MAYBE THE INK FADED
OR SOMETHING.
579
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,546
THE INK FADED?
580
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:07,880
WELL, SURE.
581
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:10,249
WE OUGHT NOT TO RUSH
INTO A THING LIKE THIS.
582
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,752
YOU OUGHT TO INVESTIGATE IT
AND MAKE SURE.
583
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,754
WE'RE SURE,
WE'RE SURE.
584
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,955
COME ON, MARY.
585
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,026
THANK HEAVENS THAT'S OVER.
586
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,028
BARNEY, THAT WAS
JUST THE ALCOHOL.
587
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,964
THAT WAS JUST THE WHA...?
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