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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HEY, ANDY!
BARNEY!
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I'M HERE!
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WHO IN THE
WORLD'S THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE
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THAT COULD BE
BIG JEFF PRUITT?
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HIYA, FELLAS.
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WELL, JEFF, HOW
IN THE WORLD ARE YA?
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HOW'S THE FISHIN'?
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OH, FINE.
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HELLO THERE,
LITTLE BUDDY.
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HEY, HEY! HEY!
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HEY NOW, PUT ME DOWN.
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GLAD TO SEE YA, BARNEY.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
BRINGS YOU TO TOWN?
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YOU BUYIN' OR SELLIN'?
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AIN'T BUYIN' OR SELLIN'--
I'M LOOKIN'.
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LOOKIN' FOR WHAT?
A BRIDE.
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YOU MEAN LIKE
A WIFE TO MARRY?
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THAT'S THE KIND.
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THAT'S GOOD NEWS, JEFF,
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BUT WHAT ARE YA LOOKIN'
HERE IN TOWN FOR?
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IF YOU'RE FIXIN' TO MARRY,
WHAT ABOUT BERTHA?
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BERTHA?
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WHAT'RE YA LOOKIN'
SO SURPRISED FOR?
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SHE'S LIVED ON THE FARM
NEXT TO YOURS ALL HER LIFE.
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EVERYBODY FIGURED IF YOU GOT
MARRIED, YOU'D MARRY HER.
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I LIKE BERTHA.
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SHE'S GOOD COMPANY
AND GOOD COMPETITION--
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ALWAYS GIVES ME A RUN
FOR MY MONEY
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EVERY TIME WE'RE
MILKING THE COWS
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AND CALLING THE HOGS--
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AND DOGGONE
IF I DON'T HAVE
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TO TAKE A BACKSEAT
EVERY TIME WE PICK TOBACCA,
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BUT I DON'T WANNA MARRY HER.
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NO, FOR MARRYIN',
A FELLA WANTS A...
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A FEMALE TYPE.
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KINDA SOFT AND SQUISHY-LIKE.
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I FIGURE THE RIGHT PLACE
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TO FIND ONE OF 'EM'S
RIGHT HERE IN TOWN.
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THERE OUGHT
TO BE A FEW
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ANSWERIN' THAT
DESCRIPTION HERE.
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SURE. I ONLY NEED ONE.
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I'LL STICK AROUND TOWN
A COUPLE DAYS,
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LOOK OVER
THE AVAILABLE STOCK,
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PICK ONE AND TAKE HER
BACK TO THE FARM.
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WHOA, NOW, WAIT
A MINUTE, JEFF.
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NOW, HOLD THE PHONE.
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YOU CAN'T PICK OUT A
WIFE IN JUST TWO DAYS.
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WHY NOT?
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HOW YA KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA FIND ONE
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THAT WANTS TO
MARRY YA THAT QUICK?
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I'M GOOD-LOOKIN',
AIN'T I?
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WELL, YEAH.
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TO PROTECT A WOMAN?
I'M STRONG ENOUGH
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WELL, SURE.
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GOT ONE OF THE BEST FARMS
IN THE COUNTY?
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WELL, YEAH.
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THEN SHOULDN'T TAKE
MORE THAN TWO DAYS.
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SAY, LISTEN,
YOU WANT US
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TO HELP YOU
FIND A BRIDE, JEFF?
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OH, WELL,
NOW, BARNEY,
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I DON'T KNOW THAT
WE'RE EXACTLY GEARED
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FOR THAT LINE
OF WORK.
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WHILE WE'RE OUT TRACKIN' DOWN
DESPERATE CRIMINALS,
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WE MIGHT AS WELL
JUST KEEP AN EYE OPEN
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FOR A WOMAN FOR JEFF.
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YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD.
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NEXT TIME WE GO
OUT ON A MANHUNT,
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WE'LL MAKE IT
A WOMANHUNT, TOO.
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THAT'S A GOOD'N, ANDY.
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HOW 'BOUT THAT,
LITTLE BUDDY?
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AIN'T THAT A GOOD ONE?
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I SURE DO APPRECIATE YOU BOYS
WANTIN' TO HELP ME OUT.
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OH, WELL...
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MEANWHILE,
I FIGURE I'LL GO OUT
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AND DO A LITTLE SCOUTIN'
ON MY OWN.
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ANDY, GOOD TO SEE YA.
SO LONG THERE, LITTLE--
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I DON'T WANNA MISS SEEIN'
A SINGLE ONE OF 'EM.
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AFTER ALL, I FIGURE
THAT EVERY GIRL IN MAYBERRY
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DESERVES A CHANCE.
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TROUBLE WITH JEFF,
HE NEVER GOT OVER HIS SHYNESS.
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HI, PAW.
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WELL, HI, OPE.
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GUESS WHO I JUST SAW.
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WHO?
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JEFF PRUITT.
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YEAH, HE COME IN
TOWN THIS MORNIN'.
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GUESS WHAT I SAW HIM DOIN'?
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WHAT?
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STANDIN' ON THE CORNER
PICKIN' UP GIRLS.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT PICKIN' UP GIRLS?
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GOSH, PAW,
WHAT'S THERE TO KNOW?
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WHENEVER A GIRL WALKS BY,
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HE JUST PICKS HER UP,
AND THEN SETS HER DOWN
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AND SAYS, "'SCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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JUST CHECKIN' YOUR WEIGHT."
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FOR HEAVEN SAKES.
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OPIE, YOU BETTER
RUN ALONG.
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I GOT BUSINESS
TO ATTEND TO.
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IMAGINE...
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CARING HOW MUCH A GIRL WEIGHS.
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OH, MY GOODNESS,
PUT ME DOWN!
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UM, JEFF, QUIT THAT.
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QUIT WHAT?
I'M JUST LOOKIN'.
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WELL, YOU CAN'T DO IT--
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PUT HER DOWN, PUT HER DOWN,
PUT HER DOWN.
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UH, EXCUSE US, APRIL.
EXCUSE US.
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JEFF, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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YOU CAN'T BE PICKIN' THEM
GIRLS UP OFF THEIR FEET
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RIGHT ON THE MAIN STREET.
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IT AIN'T A MARKETPLACE
FOR BRIDES.
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THAT'S WHAT I CAME FOR.
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HOW CAN I FIND A BRIDE
IF I AIN'T LOOKIN'?
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YOU CAN'T DO
IT THAT WAY.
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COME OVER TO THE HOUSE.
WE'LL HAVE A MOUTHFUL TO EAT.
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MAYBE AUNT BEE'LL HAVE
SOME THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.
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I HATE TO LEAVE MY POST.
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A GOOD'N MIGHT COME ALONG
WHILE I'M GONE.
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JEFF! COME ON.
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MMM, AUNT BEE,
THAT SURE WAS GOOD EATIN'.
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WELL, THANK YOU,
JEFF.
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I'M GLAD
YOU ENJOYED IT.
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I'M SORRY WE ONLY
HAD ONE LEG OF LAMB.
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OH, NOW, DON'T YOU
WORRY 'BOUT THAT.
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SOMETIMES I TAKE ON
A LITTLE LIGHT DINNER
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AND LATER ON I REALLY
PACK IT IN FOR SUPPER.
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YEAH, THIS LITTLE GAL
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I'M FIXIN'
TO MARRY'S
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GONNA HAVE TO BE A GOOD COOK.
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SAY, AUNT BEE...
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YOU GOT ANY POSSIBLES
FOR ME TO LOOK OVER?
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SEVERAL, BUT, JEFF...
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YOU DON'T PICK UP
A WIFE LIKE THAT.
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YOU STUDY OVER HER,
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AND SHE STUDIES
OVER YOU.
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SOME FOLKS TAKE
AS LONG AS A YEAR TO DECIDE.
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A WHOLE YEAR?
THAT LONG?
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BUT, AUNT BEE,
THAT DOESN'T...
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HAVE I GOT IT.
HAVE I GOT IT.
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GOT WHAT, BARN?
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HAVE I GOT
THE ANSWER FOR YOU.
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YOU FOUND ME A BRIDE.
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A WHOLE HOUSE FULL OF 'EM.
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YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PICK.
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WHAT'S THIS, BARNEY?
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THELMA LOU'S HAVIN'
A HEN PARTY TONIGHT
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AND WHAT WOULD BE A BETTER TIME
FOR JEFF TO SEE
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EVERYTHIN' MAYBERRY
HAD TO OFFER ALL AT ONCE?
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TONIGHT?
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YEAH. THERE'S GONNA BE
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A MESS O' PRETTY GIRLS
OVER THERE TONIGHT.
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YOU'LL HAVE YOURSELF A TIME.
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UH, UH, BARNEY?
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IF THIS IS STRICTLY
A FEMALE PARTY,
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HOW YOU FIGURE
ON GETTIN' JEFF INVITED?
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I-I MEAN, YOU CAN'T
JUST GO BARRELIN' IN.
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WELL, THELMA LOU AND I
ALREADY HAVE THAT WORKED OUT.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA
CASUALLY DROP BY
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AND THEN,
ONCE WE'RE INSIDE...
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I CAN LOOK
OVER THE WHOLE CROP
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AND PICK THE BEST ONE.
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THAT'S THE IDEA.
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OH, BARNEY, YOU'RE
A REAL LITTLE BUDDY.
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PUT ME DOWN,
PUT ME DOWN.
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LISTEN TO 'EM GIGGLING
IN THERE.
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YOU TWO STAY HERE.
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I'LL GO AROUND BACK
AND CONTACT THELMA LOU
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AND SEE IF THEY'RE
READY FOR US.
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IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT, HONEY?
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I DROPPED A FEW HINTS THAT
JEFF PRUITT'S IN TOWN
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AND HE'S LOOKING
FOR A BRIDE.
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BARNEY, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
WE OUGHT TO DO THIS.
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NO, NO, NO, IT'LL BE FINE,
AND IT'S KIND OF FUN.
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YOU KNOW, CONTROLLING
DESTINY LIKE THIS.
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I DON'T KNOW.
WILL YOU LEAVE IT TO ME?
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I'LL GO GET THEM, AND WE'LL
MAKE OUR SURPRISE ENTRANCE.
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YOU SURE ARE SWEET
TO HELP OUT.
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OKAY, IT'S ALL SET, FELLAS.
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NOW, REMEMBER, ACT SURPRISED
TO SEE A ROOM FULL OF GIRLS.
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I'LL GET IT, THELMA LOU.
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THANKS, MARY.
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Andy:
OH, HI, MARY.
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OH, EXCUSE US.
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WE DIDN'T KNOW
THELMA LOU HAD COMPANY.
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WE'S JUST STOPPIN' BY.
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THIS HERE IS JEFF PRUITT.
HELLO, MR. PRUITT.
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HOW DO?
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I HOPE WE'RE
NOT INTRUDIN'.
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WELL, NO, YOU'RE
NOT INTRUDIN' AT ALL.
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OH, WELL, GOOD.
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Andy:
HOW ARE YOU, MARY?
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OH, HI THERE.
HI, HI.
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HELLO, GIRLS.
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WE DIDN'T KNOW
THELMA LOU HAD COMPANY.
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WE'S JUST STOPPIN' BY.
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THIS HERE'S JEFF PRUITT.
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HI, GIRLS.
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NICE TO KNOW YA, JEFF.
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NICE TO SEE YOU.
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BY GOLLY, I...
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I NEVER SAW
SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS.
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DID I FIX IT UP,
OR DID I FIX IT UP, HUH?
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WONDER WHICH
ONE HE'LL PICK.
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I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
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HE'S LIKE A FELLA
IN A FANCY RESTAURANT.
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HE WANTS TO ORDER SOMETHIN',
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BUT THERE'S TOO MUCH
ON THE MENU.
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HI, BARNEY, ANDY.
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OH, HEY, THELMA LOU.
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HERE WE ARE, GIRLS.
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OH, PARDON ME.
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NEED ANY HELP?
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OH, NO, THANKS.
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I'LL GET SOME COFFEE.
EVENING, JEFF.
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EVENIN'.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HI, GIRLS.
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NICE PARTY, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK, JEFF?
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LOTTA SPIRITED FEMALES
IN MAYBERRY, HUH?
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YEAH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, JEFF?
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DID YA SPOT
A WINNER ALREADY?
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I SURE ENOUGH BELIEVE
I HAVE, LITTLE BUDDY.
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WHICH ONE?
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THAT ONE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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UH, ARE YOU SURE?
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OH, I'M SURE.
YOU BET.
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WELL, IF THAT'S
THE ONE YOU WANT,
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I'M SURE
SHE'S A REAL FINE GIRL.
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00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,078
UH...
235
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,013
ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S THE ONE?
236
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,348
YEAH, I'M SURE.
237
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,950
WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
238
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,852
LET'S, UH,
LET'S GO AND MEET HER.
239
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:48,956
OH, UH, HELLO.
240
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,858
UH, UH, YOU WANNA
MEET HER, DON'T YOU?
241
00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,092
OH, SURE, I DO.
242
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,061
WELL, COME ON...
UH...
243
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,871
MMM... MM, NO.
244
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,138
JEFF, SHE'S...
245
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,674
I MEAN, SHE AND I...
246
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,642
ANDY, ANDY!
247
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,010
JEFF!
248
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,012
MM-MM, JEFF, MM-MM,
YEAH, NOT THAT...
249
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,413
ANDY, UH, JEFF...
250
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,882
YOU SEE, JEFF, SHE...
251
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,750
JEFF, SHE... JEFF...
252
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,193
OF ALL
THE INSANE NOTIONS.
253
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,761
OF ALL THE INSANE NOTIONS!
254
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,296
US FINDIN' A BRIDE FOR HIM.
255
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,132
JUST SHOW ME SOMEWHERE
IN THE SHERIFF'S MANUAL
256
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,768
WHERE IT SAYS WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO RUN AROUND
257
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,236
FINDING BRIDES FOR PEOPLE.
258
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,805
GO ON! SHOW ME! SHOW ME!
259
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:38,806
BARNEY...
260
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,340
I'M DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, ANDY.
261
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,975
I AM REALLY DISAPPOINT...
262
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:42,876
I CAN'T REMEMBER
263
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,713
WHEN I HAVE BEEN
THIS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
264
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,181
WHAT ARE YOU
DISAPPOINTED IN ME FOR?
265
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,117
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?
266
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,285
WELL, I COULDN'T STOP YOU.
267
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,088
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
PASS THE BUCK.
268
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,190
BARNEY,
I'M NOT PASSING THE BUCK.
269
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,392
I'M JUST REMINDING YOU
OF THE FACTS.
270
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,762
JEFF COME TO TOWN
LOOKING FOR A BRIDE,
271
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,263
YOU SAID
YOU'D HELP HIM,
272
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,699
AND YOU TOOK HIM OVER
TO THELMA LOU'S
273
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,068
AND THAT'S HOW IT ALL HAPPENED.
274
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,403
OH, WHY HASH
OVER ANCIENT HISTORY?
275
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,939
IT'S ALL IN THE PAST.
276
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,441
THE THING NOW
IS WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
277
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,476
WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S SENSIBLE.
278
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,245
I GUESS THAT IS SENSIBLE.
279
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,448
AND THE FIRST THING TO DO
IS TO GO AND TALK TO JEFF
280
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,851
AND SEE IF YOU
CAN STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT.
281
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:27,020
YEAH, THAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU'VE SAID TODAY
282
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,355
THAT MADE ANY SENSE.
283
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,790
I'LL GO TALK TO...
284
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,358
WHERE DO YOU RECKON HE IS?
285
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,459
I DON'T KNOW.
286
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,327
I GUESS HE'S OVER
AT THELMA LOU'S.
287
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,030
THELMA LOU?!
288
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,273
THELMA LOU!
289
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,175
I'M HERE!
290
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,488
OH...HELLO.
291
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,957
HI, SUGARPLUM.
HOW ARE YOU?
292
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,525
OH...
293
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,260
FINE.
294
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,163
I BROUGHT YOU THESE.
295
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,032
WELL, JEFF,
296
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,968
THERE'S SOMETHING WE'VE GOT TO
CLEAR UP BETWEEN YOU AND ME
297
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,503
BEFORE THIS GOES
ANY FURTHER.
298
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,338
THERE IS?
MM-HMM.
299
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,540
OF COURSE THERE IS.
300
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,944
NOW, I KNOW I GOT NO CALL
TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME
301
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,445
THE FIRST TIME
WE MEET.
302
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,914
TAIN'T RESPECTABLE.
303
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,916
SO I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'LL DO--
304
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,052
I'LL GO AWAY AND COME BACK,
AND IT'LL BE OUR SECOND VISIT.
305
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,187
BY THEN,
IT'LL BE RESPECTABLE.
306
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,992
HERE.
YOU LIKE 'EM?
307
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,794
YES.
308
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,462
OH...
OOH!
309
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,264
JEFF!
310
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,866
COME ON NOW,
THELMA LOU.
311
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,167
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.
312
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,401
OH, PLEASE!
313
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,003
THELMA LOU, YOU'RE JUICIER
314
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,039
THAN A BARRELFUL
OF CORN SQUEEZIN'S.
315
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,207
GOOD-BYE.
316
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,846
BYE.
317
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,149
PRUITT!
318
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,184
OH, HI, LITTLE BUDDY.
319
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,386
I WANNA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THELMA LOU.
320
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,121
I CAN'T NEVER
THANK YOU ENOUGH
321
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,389
FOR BRINGING ME TO HER.
322
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,091
THAT'S JUST
THE POINT, JEFF.
323
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,425
YOU CAN'T HAVE
THELMA LOU.
324
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,561
HUH
325
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,563
YOU CAN'T HAVE HER
'CAUSE SHE'S MINE.
326
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,965
YOURS?
327
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,432
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
328
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,501
SHE'S MY GIRL.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
329
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,270
YOU ENGAGED TO HER?
330
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,038
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
331
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,274
DID YOU ASK HER
TO MARRY YA?
332
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,575
WELL, NO.
333
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,143
THEN IT KINDA APPEARS
334
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,279
SHE'S REALLY MORE MY
GIRL THAN SHE IS YOURS
335
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,547
'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA
BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
336
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,416
I'M GONNA ASK
HER REAL QUICK.
337
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,185
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
338
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,387
I'M GONNA GET SOME
MORE SWEET PEAS.
339
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,355
FOR JUST A MINUTE
THERE, LITTLE BUDDY,
340
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,224
YOU HAD ME REAL WORRIED.
341
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,495
I'LL SEE YA,
LITTLE BUDDY.
342
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,439
WHY, HELLO, BARNEY.
343
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,308
THELMA LOU,
IT'S GOT TO STOP.
344
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,977
WHAT'S GOT TO STOP?
345
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,148
AND IT'S GOT
TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
346
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,482
NIP IT.
347
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,218
NIP IT IN THE BUD.
348
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,585
NIP WHAT IN THE BUD?
349
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,187
YOU AND JEFF,
THAT'S WHAT.
350
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,655
NIP IT. TELL HIM
YOU'RE MINE.
351
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,091
BARNEY FIFE,
I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE JEALOUS.
352
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,127
DOGGONE IT, THELMA LOU,
YOU'RE MY GIRL, AIN'T YA?
353
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,594
OF COURSE I AM.
354
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,296
ALL RIGHT THEN, NIP IT.
355
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,597
TELL HIM.
356
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,199
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL HIM.
357
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,534
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, YOU WILL.
358
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,569
YOU'RE MINE,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
359
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,438
AND YOU BETTER
LET HIM KNOW IT.
360
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,540
AND THAT'S AN ORDER!
361
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,179
I HAD TO DO IT, ANDY.
362
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,148
I HATE TO GET ROUGH
WITH A WOMAN.
363
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,482
OH, I KNOW THAT.
364
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,085
IT WAS JUST ONE
OF THEM SITUATIONS.
365
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,287
WASN'T NOTHING ELSE
I COULD DO.
366
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,157
I JUST HAD TO ADOPT
A "GET TOUGH" POLICY.
367
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,658
AND THAT SETTLED THINGS?
368
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,393
OH, SURE. WHAT ELSE?
369
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,562
YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN, ANDY.
370
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,931
I MEAN, WHEN I
LAY THE LAW DOWN
371
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,632
TO THELMA LOU OR
TO ANY OTHER WOMAN,
372
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,202
THAT'S IT.
373
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,072
WELL, IF THAT'S IT,
WHAT'S THAT?
374
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,974
WHAT'S WHAT?
375
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,386
BARNEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
I'VE GOT TO FIGHT HIM.
376
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,054
I'VE GOT TO FIGHT
FOR WHAT'S MINE.
377
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,589
YOU CAN'T FIGHT JEFF PRUITT.
HE COULD KILL YOU.
378
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,025
YOU EXPECT ME TO ROLL OVER
AND PLAY DEAD?
379
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,160
THERE'S SUCH A THING
AS SELF-RESPECT.
380
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,029
A MAN CAN LOSE
A LOT OF THINGS,
381
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,263
BUT HE CAN'T LOSE THAT.
382
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,032
BARNEY, I CAN'T
LET YOU DO IT.
383
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,134
THIS IS MY BUSINESS.
YOU GOT NO RIGHT TO STOP ME.
384
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,735
I GOT MORE THAN A RIGHT,
I GOT A DUTY.
385
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,337
HOW WOULD IT LOOK
386
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,472
A DEPUTY SHERIFF MIXIN'
IN A ROUGHHOUSE BRAWL
387
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,008
WITH A CIVILIAN?
388
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,043
A MAN'S GOT TO DO
WHAT HE'S GOT TO DO.
389
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,414
BARNEY, I FORBID YOU
TO FIGHT JEFF PRUITT
390
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
AND THAT'S AN ORDER.
391
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,491
OH, THAT'S SILLY.
392
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,493
BARNEY HASN'T LOST ME
TO JEFF PRUITT
393
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,195
OR ANYONE ELSE.
394
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,397
WELL, HE SAW JEFF
WALKIN' WITH YOU
395
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,399
AND HE KNOWS HE'S BEEN
BRINGIN' YOU FLOWERS.
396
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,068
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
397
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,370
I'VE TRIED TO
DISCOURAGE HIM, ANDY,
398
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,073
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE
RUDE AND HURT HIM.
399
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,242
AND HE'S SO PERSISTENT.
400
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,576
YEAH, HE IS THAT.
401
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,345
JEFF'S A GOOD OLD BUDDY.
402
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,480
HE JUST DON'T KNOW
ANY BETTER.
403
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,748
WELL, SEEMS TO ME
404
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,151
HE'S GOT TO LEARN
HE CAN'T PICK A WIFE
405
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,519
LIKE HE WOULD ANOTHER
HEAD OF LIVESTOCK.
406
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,088
WHAT MAKES HIM THINK
407
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,223
I'D WANNA GO LIVE
ON A FARM WITH HIM?
408
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,225
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING--
409
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,527
JEFF WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO LIVE IN TOWN.
410
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,029
NO. FELLAS LIKE HIM'S
411
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,731
BEEN USED TO LIVING OUT
IN THE OPEN THAT WAY.
412
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,768
WHY, HE'D KICK LIKE
A BUCKIN' BRONCO COOPED UP.
413
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,438
YOU KNOW...
414
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:49,376
THELMA LOU, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO A LITTLE BRONCO BUSTIN'.
415
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,314
YOU MEAN THERE'S A CHANCE
SHE MIGHT NOT WANNA MARRY ME?
416
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,615
THAT'S RIGHT, JEFF,
417
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,617
BUT DON'T YOU
GET DISCOURAGED NOW.
418
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,519
THERE'S JUST
AS GOOD A CHANCE
419
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,521
THAT SHE MIGHT
WANNA MARRY YA IF...
420
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,755
IF WHAT?
421
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,391
IF YOU FILL THE BILL
422
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,160
ON WHAT'S HER IDEA
OF A DREAM PRINCE.
423
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,096
WELL, I SURE LIKE
THAT LITTLE GAL.
424
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,463
I AIM TO PLEASE HER.
425
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,764
GOOD. GOOD.
426
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,567
NOW, THE FIRST THING,
CUT OUT THE ROUGH STUFF.
427
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,204
QUIT PICKIN' UP THELMA LOU
EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER
428
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,571
AND SHAKIN' HER.
429
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,073
I DO?
430
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,609
YEAH. YOU GOT
TO BE GENTLE WITH HER.
431
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,278
WHAT YOU DO
WHEN YOU SEE HER
432
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:29,649
IS YOU BOW FROM THE WAIST,
TAKE AHOLD OF HER HAND...
433
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,219
DON'T SQUEEZE IT, JUST EASY.
434
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,787
NOW, IF YOU'RE FEELIN'
REAL BOLD,
435
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,490
YOU GIVE HER FINGERS
A LITTLE KISSY.
436
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,226
LIKE THAT.
437
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,329
THAT'S BOLD?
438
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,531
THAT'S THE GENTLEMAN'S WAY.
439
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,139
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
IT JUST TAKES PRACTICE.
440
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,174
YOU WANNA PLEASE
YOUR BRIDE
441
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,708
SURE I DO.
442
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,477
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LEARN THESE THINGS.
443
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,112
YOU KNOW WHAT THELMA LOU
ALWAYS SAYS.
444
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,148
SHE ALWAYS SAYS
THAT SHE LIKES A MAN
445
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,815
WITH ETIQUETTE
AND SOCIAL GRACE.
446
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,517
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
AUNT BEE?
447
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,320
IF SHE SAID IT ONCE, SHE
SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES.
448
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,523
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LEARN THESE THINGS.
449
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,824
COME ON, ONE MORE TIME.
450
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,326
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
451
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,727
THIS IS YOUR COOKIE PLATE.
452
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,398
THAT'S YOUR TEACUP.
453
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,701
GO AHEAD.
454
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,536
GO AHEAD.
455
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,209
GOOD.
456
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,910
GOOD.
457
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,479
GOOD.
458
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,283
ONE MORE TIME.
459
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,618
THIS IS YOUR COOKIE PLATE.
460
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,520
THAT'S YOUR TEACUP.
461
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,821
AW, BUT, ANDY,
462
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,491
WHAT DO I NEED
A NEW SUIT FOR?
463
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,393
JEFF, WE GOT YOU
ACTING LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
464
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,228
NOW WE GOT TO GET YOU
LOOKIN' LIKE ONE.
465
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,829
AW, BUT, ANDY, I...
466
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,831
AND WHEN WE DO, YOU'LL BE READY
FOR A DATE WITH THELMA LOU.
467
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,800
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
468
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,739
WELL...
469
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,808
GOOD EVENIN', JEFF.
470
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,576
EVENIN', THELMA LOU.
471
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,512
COME ON IN.
472
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,519
LET ME TAKE YOUR HAT.
473
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,786
THANK YOU.
474
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,822
MY, DON'T YOU LOOK NICE.
475
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,258
THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKIN' SUIT.
476
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,393
THE BIGGEST ONE THEY HAD.
477
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595
HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO EAT?
478
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,931
I'VE MADE SOME
SUPPER FOR US.
479
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,667
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
I'M STARVED.
480
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,537
YOU COME RIGHT OVER
HERE AND SIT DOWN.
481
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,372
HONEY PIE,
482
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,673
SOMEBODY GOT
INTO YOUR FOOD
483
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,608
AND TORE IT INTO
LITTLE TEENY PIECES.
484
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,244
OH, YOU SILLY BOY.
485
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,379
THEY'RE FINGER SANDWICHES.
486
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,221
WELL?
487
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,822
KINDA GOOD.
488
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,225
WHETS MY APPETITE FOR SUPPER.
489
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,995
WHY, JEFF, THIS IS SUPPER.
490
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,365
YOU'RE JOKING.
491
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,799
WHY, NO.
492
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,602
CAN YOU HONESTLY
CALL THAT A MEAL?
493
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,637
I BELIEVE IN
KEEPING TRIM.
494
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,440
TRIM? WHY, THERE AIN'T
ENOUGH MEAL THERE TO...
495
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,008
TO GET SKINNY ON.
496
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,779
JEFFREY, YOU SAY
THE WITTIEST THINGS.
497
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,948
NOW, YOU JUST SIT
RIGHT BACK THERE
498
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,518
AND ENJOY YOUR SUPPER.
499
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,821
COME IN.
500
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,523
HI THERE, YOU TWO.
501
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,558
HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
502
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,026
IT'S ABOUT A HOUSE.
503
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,495
A HOUSE FOR US?
504
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,530
I'VE BEEN SPEAKING
TO TOM BIGGERS.
505
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,399
HE'S GOT
THREE DANDY ONES FOR SALE.
506
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,833
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PICK.
507
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,303
WHAT DO I WANT
WITH A HOUSE IN TOWN?
508
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,271
I GOT A FARM ALREADY.
509
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,006
YOU'LL BE SELLIN' THAT
AND MOVING INTO TOWN
510
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,741
NOW THAT
YOU'RE MARRYIN' THELMA LOU.
511
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,011
I'M AFRAID I'M JUST NOT
THE FARM GIRL TYPE.
512
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,746
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
513
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,281
OH, JEFF UNDERSTANDS.
514
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,949
AND THAT AIN'T
THE ONLY GOOD NEWS.
515
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,285
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN'
INTO SOME JOBS YOU CAN GET.
516
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,486
JOBS?
517
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,455
THERE'S A OPENING
DOWN AT THE BANK.
518
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,756
THEY NEED ANOTHER GUARD.
519
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,725
OR YOU CAN WORK
IN THE VEGETABLE DEPARTMENT
520
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,360
OVER AT CROWLEY'S MARKET
521
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,861
OR-- AND I SAVED
THE BEST FOR LAST--
522
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,631
YOU CAN GO RIGHT TO WORK
AS A SHOE CLERK
523
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,466
AT HARVEY WILLICK'S STORE, HUH?
524
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,635
YES, I BELIEVE
THAT IS BEST.
525
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,637
I THINK, JEFF, THAT'S
THE JOB WE'LL TAKE.
526
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,071
AND THEN I...
527
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,606
WE?
528
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,677
NOW, JUST A DARN
MINUTE HERE, YOU TWO.
529
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,079
IF YOU THINK
I'M GONNA WORK IN A SHOE STORE,
530
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,382
YOU GOT ANOTHER
THING COMIN'.
531
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,651
A PRUITT'S NEVER WORKED IN
A PLACE THAT HAD A ROOF ON IT.
532
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,821
AND THERE NEVER WAS A PRUITT
THAT EVER WORE A TIE
533
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,723
OR EVER WORE A SUIT...
534
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,428
OR EVER TRIED
TO RIDE A CUP AND SAUCER
535
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,929
PIGGYBACK ON HIS KNEE.
536
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,465
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
537
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,467
I BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYIN'
TO CHANGE ME.
538
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,902
WHY, JEFF...
539
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,871
AND I AIN'T GONNA HAVE
NO PART OF IT.
540
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,907
AT LEAST BERTHA LIKES ME
THE WAY I AM.
541
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,376
THE DEAL'S OFF.
542
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,710
BARNEY, WHAT ARE...?
543
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,612
I KNOW I PROMISED,
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.
544
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,714
A MAN'S GOT TO DO
WHAT HE'S GOT TO DO.
545
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,416
ALL RIGHT, JEFF,
PUT 'EM UP!
546
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,817
I'M GONNA FIGHT YA.
547
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,652
I DON'T WANNA
FIGHT YOU, BARNEY.
548
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,488
EITHER FIGHT OR
GET OUT OF HERE.
549
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,423
I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
550
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,376
WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?
551
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,845
WELL, YOU KNOW
THE OLD SAYING--
552
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:29,716
"THE BIGGER THEY COME,
THE HARDER THEY FALL."
553
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,852
AND HERE'S
ANOTHER OLD SAYING, BABY--
554
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,455
"TO THE WINNER
BELONGS THE SPOILS."
555
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,490
COME HERE, YOU.
556
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,831
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ANDY?
557
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,599
WHAT?
558
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,802
THAT LITTLE INCIDENT WITH JEFF
REALLY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING.
559
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,137
IT DID?
560
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,772
YEAH.
561
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,841
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE
TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE
562
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,076
IF YOU JUST SHOW THE OTHER
FELLA YOU MEAN BUSINESS.
563
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,912
JUST QUIETLY LET HIM KNOW
THAT YOU GOT IT...
564
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,515
IF YOU NEED IT.
565
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,452
WALK SOFTLY AND CARRY
A BIG STICK, HUH?
566
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,488
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
567
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,627
WELL,
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
568
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,766
JOE WATERS OUGHT TO KNOW
BETTER THAN THAT.
569
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,100
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
570
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,002
HEY, JOE.
571
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,173
YOU KNOW THAT'S
A NO PARKING ZONE.
572
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,442
NOW, YOU'LL GET IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
573
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,643
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID?
574
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,111
I DON'T CHEW
MY CABBAGE TWICE!
575
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:34,013
NOW YOU GET THAT
CAR OUT OF HERE!
576
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,748
WHY, YOU LITTLE.
577
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:42,021
OKAY, BARNEY.
OKAY.
578
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,502
WELL, I CAN HANDLE IT.
579
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:58,871
BE FIRM.
SEND 'EM ON THEIR WAY.
580
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,907
I HATE FIGHTING.
IT'S UGLY.
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