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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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WE NEED A MAN
WITH SOME KNOW-HOW
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TO FINISH SHERIFF
MALONEY'S TERM--
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KIND OF A FELLA LIKE...
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WELL, HERE.
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HERE'S THE KIND
OF SHERIFF WE NEED.
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"ONCE AGAIN,
SHERIFF ANDY TAYLOR
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"HAS BEEN COMMENDED
FOR OUTSTANDING LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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"MAYBERRY COUNTY,
FOR THE THIRD CONSECUTIVE YEAR
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"HAS THE LOWEST CRIME RATE
IN THE STATE.
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"IN ACCEPTING THE AWARD,
SHERIFF TAYLOR SAID
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IT WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE
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WITHOUT THE HELP OF HIS
EFFICIENT DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE."
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YOU SUGGESTING
WE TRY TO GET TAYLOR?
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OH, I'M SURE
WE COULDN'T GET TAYLOR
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BUT HOW ABOUT HIS DEPUTY,
THIS, UH...
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FIFE FELLA?
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GENTLEMEN, I
RECOMMEND THAT WE
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MAKE HIM AN OFFER.
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ALL IN FAVOR, SAY AYE.
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Both: AYE.
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BOYS, I HOPE AND TRUST
THIS IS OUR NEXT SHERIFF--
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BARNEY FIFE--
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SO KEEN, ALERT,
SHARP!
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BARNEY?
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WELL, LOCKED
YOURSELF IN, DID YA?
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LOCKED MYSELF IN.
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WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'S
THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK.
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YEAH, IT'S THE THIRD TIME.
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OH, I SEE.
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WE'RE GONNA PLAY
THAT FUNNY LITTLE GAME
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WHERE THE SHERIFF KEEPS
THE DEPUTY LOCKED IN, HUH?
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HOW LONG YOU GONNA
KEEP ME IN THIS TIME?
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ALL RIGHT.
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HAVE YOUR FUN.
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IF IT AMUSES YOU,
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
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YEAH, THE SHERIFF
NEEDS HIS LAUGH.
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OH, I'LL BE GLAD
TO OBLIGE HIM.
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I'VE GOT A LOT OF TIME.
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I...
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YOU OPENED IT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU WAS GONNA KEEP ME LOCKED IN
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LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
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I WOULD, BUT I AIN'T GOT
TIME TO FOOL AROUND.
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IMPORTANT POLICE
WORK JUST COME UP.
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YOU GET A LEAD
ON THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE?
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BIGGER'N THAT.
BIGGER'N THAT?
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WE BEEN AFTER HOLLISTER'S STILL
FOR SIX MONTHS.
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THIS MUST BE BIG.
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IT IS. COME ON OVER
TO THE DESK
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AND WE'LL LAY IT OUT.
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DRAW UP A CHAIR.
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WHAT'S UP, ANDY?
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NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.
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THIS HAS GOT
TO BE DONE JUST RIGHT
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SO THERE WON'T
BE ANY SLIP-UPS.
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OKAY?
YEAH.
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JUST A MINUTE AGO
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I WAS OVER BY
THE POST OFFICE.
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YEAH?
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THERE WAS A BIG SEDAN
PARKED OUT THERE.
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YEAH, A BIG SEDAN.
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IN FRONT OF THE SEDAN,
A STATION WAGON...
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STATION WAGON.
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...AND IN FRONT OF
THE STATION WAGON
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A PICKUP TRUCK.
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PICKUP TRUCK.
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LET ME SEE
IF I GOT MY BULLET.
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YEAH, OKAY.
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OKAY?
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NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.
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YEAH.
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I BELIEVE THAT THE SEDAN,
THE STATION WAGON
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AND THE PICKUP TRUCK
ARE OVER-PARKED.
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TAKE THIS CHALK
AND MARK 'EM.
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CHECK.
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WHY DON'T WE GO UP
TO THE HOSPITAL SOME NIGHT
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AND TAKE THE BOLTS
OFF THE WHEELCHAIRS?
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THAT'D BE FUNNY, TOO.
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SHERIFF TAYLOR?
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YES?
GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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SHERIFF TAYLOR
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THIS IS MAYOR PURDY
OF GREENDALE.
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HELLO, MAYOR.
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I'M COUNCILMAN DOBBS.
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COUNCILMAN, HOW ARE YA?
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WE READ ABOUT YOU
IN THE PAPER.
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WE WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU
AND YOUR DEPUTY
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FOR WINNING THE AWARD.
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OH, WELL, MUCH OBLIGED.
THANK YOU KINDLY.
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SHERIFF, WE'VE COME HERE
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TO MAKE YOUR DEPUTY FIFE
AN OFFER.
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YEAH
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WELL, WE'D LIKE
TO HAVE BARNEY FIFE
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BE SHERIFF OF GREENDALE.
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HUH?
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Dobbs: GREENDALE NEEDS
A NEW SHERIFF
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TILL THE NEXT ELECTION
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AND WE'RE HOPIN' YOU'LL
LET US HAVE BARNEY FIFE.
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Purdy: WE'LL GIVE YOU TIME
TO BREAK IN A NEW DEPUTY.
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OH... WELL, UH, UH...
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I MEAN, YOU-YOU JU--
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YOU JUST CAN'T
REPLACE BARNEY FIFE
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JUST LIKE THAT.
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I KNOW WE'RE ASKIN'
AN AWFUL LOT, SHERIFF
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BUT WE NEED
A MAN LIKE FIFE.
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UH, WELL, UH, I, UH...
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I UNDERSTAND
YOUR PROBLEM, UH, MAYOR
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BUT, UH, BARNEY'S, UH, UH, UH...
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WELL, BARNEY'S TOO LOYAL.
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HE'S-HE'S TOO LOYAL,
AND I'M, UH, I'M NOT SURE
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THAT HE'D WANT
TO GIVE UP THIS JOB AND...
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W-WELL, I'LL, UH,
I'LL TALK TO HIM FOR YOU
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AND LET HIM MAKE UP
HIS OWN MIND.
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THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
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GOOD-BYE.
THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
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MAYOR. COUNCILMAN.
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THANK YOU KINDLY.
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ME?
THE HIGH SHERIFF OF GREENDALE?
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UH-HUH.
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WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
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TH-THAT'S A REAL STEP UP.
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THAT'S A REAL OPPORTUNITY.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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WELL, BARNEY, I, UH
I JUST THINK YOU
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OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT
IT PRETTY CAREFULLY.
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WELL, WHAT'S THERE
TO THINK ABOUT?
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WELL, SURE, I-I DON'T LIKE
LEAVING YOU AND MAYBERRY
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BUT THIS IS
A REAL CHANCE FOR ME.
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DON'T YOU THINK I OUGHT
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT?
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WELL, UH...
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NO.
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HUH?
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BARNEY, SHERIFFIN'S
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A LOT DIFFERENT FROM DEPUTYING
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AND WHILE YOU MAKE A FINE DEPUTY
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I-I THINK YOU JUST NEED
MORE EXPERIENCE--
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EXPERIENCE IN DEALIN' WITH
PROBLEMS DIFFERENT WAYS.
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SURE. YOU THINK ALL I'M
GOOD FOR IS CHALKIN' TIRES
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AND HELPIN' SCHOOL KIDS
ACROSS THE STREET.
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NO, THAT'S NOT IT
AT ALL, BARNEY.
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IT'S JUST
THAT I NEED YOU AROUND HERE.
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THEY'S A WHOLE LOT
TO DO AROUND HERE.
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WE AIN'T FOUND
RAFE HOLLISTER'S STILL YET.
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YEAH, YOU SAY THAT.
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YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN BE A SHERIFF.
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THE FACT IS YOU NEVER
HAVE BEEN A SHERIFF
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AND I'M JUST TRYIN' TO TELL YOU
THAT SHERIFFIN'S
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A LOT DIFFERENT
FROM DEPUTYING.
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WELL, WE ALL
GOTTA START SOMEPLACE, PAL,
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AND FATE HAS PICKED
GREENDALE FOR ME.
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IT'S A CASE OF THE OFFICE
SEEKIN' THE MAN.
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NOW, IF I HAPPEN
TO BE THE MAN
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THEN I GOT TO
ANSWER THE CALL.
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BARNEY, THE FACT IS...
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THE FACT IS I GOT
A RENDEZVOUS WITH DESTINY.
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HELLO, SARAH?
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GET ME
THE MAYOR OF GREENDALE.
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* YA TI YA TA TA TA
TA TA TA TA TA TA *
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
SO HAPPY ABOUT?
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HAPPY?
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WELL, I GUESS YOU'D
BE HAPPY, TOO,
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IF YOU'D JUST BEEN OFFERED
AN IMPORTANT JOB.
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YOU WERE OFFERED A JOB?
WHAT IS IT?
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WELL, CHAPS,
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THEY'VE JUST ASKED ME TO BE
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SHERIFF OF GREENDALE.
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SHERIFF OF GREENDALE!
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IS THAT TRUE, BARNEY?
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YEAH, WELL, WHEN DUTY CALLS,
A MAN'S GOT TO ANSWER IT.
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GOOD!
SHERIFF OF GREENDALE.
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YEAH, I KNOW
I'M WALKING INTO
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A CESSPOOL OF VIOLENCE
AND CRIME,
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BUT, WELL, A MAN'S GOT TO
DO WHAT HE'S GOT TO DO.
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OH, COME ON, BARNEY.
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GREENDALE IS JUST
A QUIET LITTLE TOWN.
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YEAH. IT'S QUIET
ON THE OUTSIDE.
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UNDERNEATH,
IT'S ANOTHER DODGE CITY.
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IT'S GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE DOING,
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BUT I'M GOING TO BRING LAW
AND ORDER TO THAT TOWN.
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WELL, BARNEY, THIS IS
KIND OF SUDDEN-LIKE.
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H
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WELL, HE'S SHOOK UP,
NATURALLY, BUT WHAT THE HECK,
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I'LL JUST BE OVER
IN THE NEXT COUNTY.
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I CAN ALWAYS RUSH BACK
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ANY TIME ANDY GETS
HIMSELF IN A BIND.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, WELL, WELL,
THE SHERIFF OF GREENDALE.
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WELL, DON'T THANK ME,
MAYOR PURDY.
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IT WAS BARNEY'S DECISION
TO MAKE, AND HE MADE IT.
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YEAH, I EXPECT YOU'LL BE
SEEING HIM IN A FEW DAYS.
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RIGHT. BYE.
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HIDEY-HO.
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HI, PAW.
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PAW?
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HMM?
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THE KIDS ARE SURE
GONNA MISS BARNEY
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DOWN AT THE SCHOOL.
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HE'S THE BEST CROSSING GUARD
WE EVER HAD.
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YEAH, HE IS THAT.
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WHY DOES BARNEY WANT
TO GO TO GREENDALE, ANYWAY?
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WELL, IT'S AN
OPPORTUNITY, SON.
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HE'LL BE SHERIFF
OVER THERE.
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YOU THINK BARNEY
WOULD STAY IN MAYBERRY
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IF HE COULD BE SHERIFF HERE?
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I'M THE SHERIFF HERE.
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COULDN'T YOU TAKE TURNS?
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WELL, YOU SEE, IT
DON'T WORK THAT WAY.
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COULDN'T YOU LET HIM
BE SHERIFF ONCE IN A WHILE?
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NO, IT DON'T WORK
THAT WAY EITHER.
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YOU SEE...
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE HERE.
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THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
IDEA YOU COME UP WITH.
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I DID?
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WHAT WAS THE IDEA
I COME UP WITH?
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WELL, IF WE LET BARNEY
BE SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY
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FOR JUST ONE DAY,
HE MIGHT FIND OUT
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IT'S A LOT MORE DIFFICULT
THAN HE REALIZES
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IN WHICH CASE,
HE MIGHT FORFEIT
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THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR ADVANCEMENT
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AND BE SATISFIED
WITH THE STATUS QUO.
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IS THAT THE IDEA
I COME UP WITH, PAW?
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THAT'S IT.
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THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
I COME UP WITH, HUH?
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YOU BETTER KNOW IT WAS,
YOU LITTLE BUZZARD.
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YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME
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TO BE SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY
FOR A DAY?
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WHY NOT? A PITCHER GETS
A CHANCE TO WARM UP
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BEFORE HE GOES
INTO A BALL GAME.
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00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,680
WALKING INTO
A NEW JOB
235
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WHY, YOU COULD USE
THE EXPERIENCE.
236
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YEAH, BUT SHERIFF
OF MAYBERRY?
237
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,384
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, COME ON.
238
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I'LL SWEAR YOU IN.
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
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DO YOU, BARNEY FIFE,
SHERIFF OF MAYBERRY
240
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SOLEMNLY SWEAR
TO UPHOLD THE LAW
241
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,092
TO THE BEST
OF YOUR ABILITY?
242
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,326
I DO.
243
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OKAY, LET ME
HAVE YOUR BADGE
244
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AND HERE'S MINE.
245
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ALL RIGHT, NOW,
PUT THEM ON.
246
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THERE.
247
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,236
NOW, HOW'S IT FEEL
TO BE SHERIFF?
248
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FINE.
249
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,109
HOW'S IT FEEL
TO BE THE DEPUTY?
250
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,844
OH, FINE, FINE.
251
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,884
WELL, WHAT'S GOING TO BE
YOUR FIRST ACT AS SHERIFF?
252
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,656
WELL...
253
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,134
THERE!
254
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,938
THERE'S THE FIRST ASSIGNMENT
FOR THE NEW SHERIFF.
255
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,240
I'M GOING TO CRACK
THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE.
256
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,809
I'M GOING TO FIND OUT
257
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,677
WHERE THAT STILL IS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
258
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,945
HOW?
259
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,214
WELL, YOU SEE, ANDY,
WHEN YOU WAS SHERIFF
260
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,416
YOU APPROACHED
THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE
261
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,152
WITH YOUR USUAL CRACKER-BARREL
POLICE METHODS.
262
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,054
NOW THAT I'M SHERIFF,
I'LL USE
263
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,389
SOME HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC
POLICE TECHNIQUES
264
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,159
AND I'M GOING TO WRAP UP
THE RAFE HOLLISTER CASE.
265
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,096
OBSERVE.
266
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,233
UM, WHAT, UH...
267
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,101
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO, BARNEY?
268
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,903
I'M GOING TO GET
OUR TOWN DRUNK
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00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,371
TO GIVE US
THE INFORMATION.
270
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,940
HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO DO THAT?
271
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,942
WELL, THE SUBCONSCIOUS
TELLS THE TRUTH
272
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,443
WHILE YOU'RE
ASLEEP, YOU SEE.
273
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,911
OH, OH, UH-HUH.
274
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,180
I'M GOING TO PROBE
HIS SUBCONSCIOUS.
275
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,082
OH, I SEE.
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00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:34,427
OTIS...
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00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,197
OTIS CAMPBELL...
278
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,734
YOU PICKED UP SOME
BOOTLEG LIQUOR.
279
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,471
WHERE DID YOU
GET THE LIQUOR?
280
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,975
WHERE DID YOU GET
THE LIQUOR?
281
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,280
OH, DARN.
282
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,883
YOU GOT A PENCIL?
MM-HMM.
283
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,761
WHERE IS THE
RAFE HOLLISTER STILL?
284
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:13,300
OTIS. OTIS CAMPBELL.
285
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,804
THIS IS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS.
286
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,139
COME IN, PLEASE.
287
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,541
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
288
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,244
WHERE'S THE STILL?!
I MEAN...
289
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,114
WHERE IS THE STILL?
290
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,251
YOU GO OUT ROUTE 22
291
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,921
PAST WAYNESBOROUGH
292
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:37,557
MEDVILLE, THORNDYKE, UPSON...
293
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,428
A LITTLE SLOWER, PLEASE.
294
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:46,900
...THROUGH VIRGINIA,
PENNSYLVANIA, OHIO...
295
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,468
HE'S MAKING FOR CANADA.
296
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:52,105
Otis: THEN BACK THROUGH
WEST VIRGINIA
297
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:59,779
KENTUCKY, TENNESSEE,
INTO MAYBERRY ON ROUTE 10.
298
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,051
WHERE THEN?
299
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,920
TO ELM STREET.
300
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:11,291
4-1-1 ELM STREET.
301
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,827
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT!
302
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,863
COME ON, LET'S GO!
LET'S GET THE AXES!
303
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197
GO WHERE?
304
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,499
WELL, WHERE HE SAID,
TO 411 ELM STREET.
305
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,537
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
306
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,339
HEY, BARNEY,
DON'T THAT ADDRESS
307
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,075
SOUND A LITTLE
FAMILIAR TO YOU?
308
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,077
FAMILIAR?! HOW CAN IT
SOUND FAMILIAR?
309
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,945
HE JUST NOW TOLD IT
TO ME THIS SECOND.
310
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,280
WHAT DO...?
311
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,049
WAIT A MINUTE.
411 ELM STREET?
312
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,951
THAT'S WHERE I LIVE!
313
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,552
MAYBE HIS SUBCONSCIOUS
314
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,889
TOOK A WRONG TURN
IN OHIO.
315
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:47,394
THE OWNER OF THE STILL
IS BARNEY FIFE.
316
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,963
GET BARNEY FIFE.
317
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,631
NOW, THAT'S
NOT FUNNY, OTIS!
318
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,467
HEY, THAT'S A FINE SYSTEM
YOU GOT THERE, BARNEY.
319
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,569
YOU OUGHT TO WRITE
A BOOK ON IT.
320
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,472
CALL IT "THE BARNEY FIFE
SUBCONSCIOUS PROBER PRIMER."
321
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,244
ALL RIGHT, OTIS! OUT!
322
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,645
OH, BARNEY.
323
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,447
OUT! OUT! OUT!
324
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,649
COME ON!
325
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,618
"BARNEY FIFE'S
PROBER PRIMER."
326
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,186
OUT, OUT, OUT.
327
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,654
OUT, OUT, OUT.
328
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,057
OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT!
329
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,559
AND AS FOR YOU, DEPUTY,
330
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,561
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE THIS CHALK
331
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,430
AND GO OUT
AND MARK SOME CARS!
332
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,165
OH, COME ON, NOW, BARNEY.
333
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,501
COME ON, OUT! OUT!
334
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,470
OUT!
335
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,275
WHERE'S THE SHERIFF?
336
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,643
WHERE'S ANDY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
337
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,378
THIS IS A MATTER
FOR THE SHERIFF.
338
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,547
WE WANT TO SEE
THE SHERIFF.
YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM.
339
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,949
HUH?
YOU?
340
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,116
THAT'S RIGHT.
341
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,152
I BEEN TEMPORARILY
INSTALLED AS SHERIFF,
342
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,553
AND I'M IN POWER TO ACT AS ONE!
343
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,121
DOES THAT CONVINCE YOU?
344
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,190
NOW, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU GO FIRST.
345
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,959
WELL, DO KNOW WHAT THIS
LOW
346
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,193
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
347
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,128
YOU MISERABLE,
TROUBLEMAKIN' HYENA.
348
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,629
ALL RIGHT, OSGOOD.
HOLD IT!
349
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,298
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE.
350
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,367
I CHARGE THIS NO-GOOD SCUM
WITH BREAKIN' THE LAW!
351
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,435
HE JUST BUILT A SPIKE FENCE
ON THE PROPERTY LINE!
352
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,171
OH, YEAH?
353
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,173
YEAH! AND MY CHICKENS AIN'T
GETTIN' ANY SUNLIGHT!
354
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,241
WELL, THAT'S WHY I PUT UP
THE FENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
355
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,576
HIS HENS KEPT HOPPIN'
INTO MY YARD
356
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,078
AND SCRATCHIN' UP
MY GARDEN!
357
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,280
HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
HOLD IT!
358
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,082
YOU JUST TRY IT!
359
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,384
YOU THINK I WON'T, HUH?
360
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,685
YOU TRY IT!
361
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,653
THAT'S IT!
362
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,523
INTO JAIL YOU GO!
363
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,099
QUIET!
364
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,442
BARN.
365
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,277
IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE, ANDY!
366
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,712
WE'RE SUING YOU,
ANDY TAYLOR.
367
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,547
YEAH, AND WHATEVER
HE'S SUING YOU FOR
368
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,982
I'M DOUBLING!
369
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,583
WE GOT LOCKED UP
ON FALSE CHARGES!
370
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,419
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HO-HO-HOLD IT.
371
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,121
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
372
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,755
IT'S A COMPLICATED CASE.
373
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,191
IT'S LIABLE TO DRAG OUT
IN THE COURTS FOR YEARS.
374
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,194
I FOUND A SIMILAR ONE
IN WILLOUGHBY v. PERKINS.
375
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,562
LISTEN TO THIS.
376
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,198
"PRESIDING JUDGE DECIDED
ON DEFACTO MISDEMEANOR.
377
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,733
"DISMISSED THE
PLAINTIFF'S GUILT
378
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,302
PRO QUO ARGUMENT AND
RULED SINE NE MARA."
379
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,104
WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT?
380
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,639
I THINK YOU'RE A NUT!
381
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,543
HEY, WAIT. NOW, WAIT.
WAIT. NOW, HOLD IT.
382
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,511
NOW, SUPPOSE
YOU JUST TELL ME
383
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,047
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
384
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,116
HE BUILT AN ILLEGAL FENCE
ON THE PROPERTY LINE
385
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,452
BLOCKING THE SUNLIGHT
FROM MY LAYING HENS.
386
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,354
HIS DARN HENS KEPT
SCRATCHING UP MY YARD
387
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,222
AND I DON'T HAVE
TO PUT UP FOR IT.
388
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,790
THEY AIN'T HURTIN'
HIS YARD!
389
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,259
NOW, HOLD IT!
390
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,793
YOU SAY
HE BUILT THE FENCE
391
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,762
AND IT'S BLOCKING
THE SUNLIGHT?
392
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,730
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND THE LAW SAYS...
393
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,100
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NOW, THERE'S...
394
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,534
THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF FENCES.
395
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,802
NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME
396
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,737
IF THAT FENCE WAS MADE
OUT OF CHICKEN WIRE
397
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,140
WHY, THEM HENS WOULD STILL BE
GETTING SUNLIGHT
398
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,109
AND EVERYBODY'D
BE HAPPY, RIGHT?
399
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,643
CHICKEN WIRE, HUH?
400
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,179
YEAH.
401
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,713
NOW, HUEY, YOU
DON'T OBJECT
402
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,648
TO A CHICKEN WIRE
FENCE, DO YOU?
403
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,484
WELL... NO.
404
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,187
GOOD. THEN THE PROBLEM'S
SETTLED, AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
405
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,554
I KNEW IF YOU GOT BACK
406
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,190
EVERYTHING
WOULD BE ALL RIGHT.
407
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,757
YOU GET
MY VOTE BACK.
408
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,759
WHEN ANDY GOT HERE
EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALL RIGHT.
409
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,195
GOOD DECISION,
SHERIFF.
410
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,063
I'M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP
WHEN YOU DID.
411
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,398
CHICKEN WIRE.
412
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266
NOW, WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF THAT?
413
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,567
YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU?
414
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,136
BYE, ANDY. THANKS AGAIN.
415
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,571
I'LL SEE YOU.
416
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,107
SHERIFF.
417
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441
HA!
418
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,776
SEE YOU, ANDY.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
419
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,113
THANK YOU AGAIN.
ACT NICE.
420
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,648
TRY TO GET ALONG
WITH ONE ANOTHER.
421
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,220
THERE YOU ARE, BARNEY.
422
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,854
RIGHT THERE
IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE
423
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,756
OF WHAT I WAS TRYING
TO TELL YOU.
424
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,393
AS A SHERIFF, YOU'VE GOT
TO USE DIFFERENT TACTICS
425
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,762
AND THAT
TAKES EXPERIENCE.
426
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,368
NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND,
DON'T YOU, BARNEY?
427
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,838
SHERIFFING'S JUST A LOT
DIFFERENT FROM DEPUTYING.
428
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,773
NOW... NOW, NOW
429
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,243
DON'T TAKE ON
LIKE THAT, BARNEY.
430
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,511
YOU'RE STILL THE BEST DEPUTY
THAT EVER WAS.
431
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,247
YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU, BARN?
432
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,116
I NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS
ABOUT DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE.
433
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,385
NOW, BARNEY, DON'T LET
A SILLY LITTLE THING
434
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:10,190
LIKE WHAT HAPPENED DESTROY
YOUR CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF.
435
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,459
BARNEY!
436
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,354
RAFE HOLLISTER.
437
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,356
YUP. SHERIFF,
COME TO GIVE MYSELF UP.
438
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,824
WELL, THAT SAVES US BOTH
439
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,227
A LITTLE WEAR 'N'
TEAR, DON'T IT?
440
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,729
WHAT HAPPENED? YOU FORGET
WHERE YOU MOVED YOUR STILL?
441
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,498
NO, IT'S THE OLD WOMAN.
442
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,334
SHE GOT TIRED OF MOVING AROUND
BACK UP THERE IN THE MOUNTAINS
443
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,370
AND SHE WANTS ME TO SETTLE DOWN
AND START FARMING AGAIN.
444
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,806
WHEN YOU COME DOWN TO IT,
I GUESS PLANTIN' CORN
445
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,808
DOES MAKE MORE SENSE
THAN BOTTLING IT.
446
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,243
IT DOES, IT DOES.
447
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,677
HOW IS MRS. HOLLISTER?
448
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,279
MIDDLIN', MIDDLIN'.
449
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,215
SHE STOMPED HER TOE
AND COMPLAINS ABOUT IT A LOT
450
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,616
BUT OTHERWISE, SHE'S FINE.
451
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,485
UH-HUH. WELL, YOU
GIVE HER MY VERY BEST.
452
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,820
GLAD YOU COME ON IN.
453
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,389
I FIGURED IT WAS
JUST A MATTER OF TIME
454
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,957
'FORE EITHER YOU
OR YOUR DEPUTY
455
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,427
CAUGHT UP TO ME ANYWAY,
SO I COME ON IN.
456
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,330
I GUESS YOU GOT IT
FIGURED ABOUT RIGHT.
457
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,436
UH...
458
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,970
RAFE? I, UH...
459
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,839
I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.
460
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,374
HMM?
461
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,343
I WANT YOU TO GO OUT
AND FIND
462
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,345
MY DEPUTY, BARNEY FIFE
AND GIVE YOURSELF UP TO HIM.
463
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,779
YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?
464
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,514
I WANT YOU
TO FIND BARNEY FIFE.
465
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,815
I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW HIM
466
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,884
BUT YOU'LL RECOGNIZE HIM
BY HIS UNIFORM
467
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,287
AND I WANT YOU
TO GIVE YOURSELF UP TO HIM.
468
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,888
WHAT YOU WANT ME
TO DO THAT FOR?
469
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,790
IF YOU'LL DO THAT
470
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,992
I'LL MAKE IT JUST AS COMFORTABLE
AS I CAN WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
471
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,527
HUH?
472
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,862
YES, AND AUNT BEE
473
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,830
SHE'LL BRING YOU
SOME CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS
474
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,499
AND SWEET TATER PIE
FOR SUPPER...
475
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,800
SHE WILL?
SHE WILL.
476
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,602
I'LL DO IT.
GOOD.
477
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,704
NOW, LIKE I SAY YOU'LL
RECOGNIZE HIM BY HIS UNIFORM
478
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,939
AND BE SURE, BE SURE
AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING
479
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,541
ABOUT COMING BY HERE FIRST.
480
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543
ALL RIGHT.
481
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,878
CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS?
482
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,746
AND SWEET TATER PIE.
483
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,882
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
MYSELF UP YEARS AGO.
484
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,258
BARNEY FIFE?
485
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,026
I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU A MINUTE.
486
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,396
I AIN'T IN THE MOOD
FOR TALKIN' TODAY.
487
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,431
WELL, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
YOU SEE...
488
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,833
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
YOUR HARD-LUCK STORIES.
489
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,504
HEY, THERE!
490
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,905
DON'T YOU KNOW
ANY BETTER
491
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,408
THAN TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE
ON THE SIDEWALK, SON?
492
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,776
MY MOTHER WON'T LET ME
RIDE IT ON THE STREET.
493
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,312
LOOK, I GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.
494
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,613
IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY
495
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,815
I'M GOING TO LOCK YOU UP
AS A PUBLIC NUISANCE.
496
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,418
NOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF EVERYBODY RODE THEIR BICYCLES
497
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,852
ON THE SIDEWALK?
498
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,754
THERE WOULDN'T BE
ANY ROOM TO WALK.
499
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,890
NOW, YOU GO PICK A QUIET STREET
LIKE WILLOW OR WOODS WAY.
500
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,859
OKAY.
501
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,029
ARE YOU STILL HERE?
502
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,432
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MISTER.
503
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,534
WHY DON'T YOU GO
PESTER SOMEBODY ELSE?
504
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,736
OH, I SHOULD HAVE
STAYED UP IN THE HILLS.
505
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,672
HEY!
506
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,274
YOU COME BACK HERE.
507
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,812
WE GOT LAWS IN THIS TOWN
AGAINST JAYWALKIN'.
508
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,848
YOU REALLY ASKED
FOR IT THIS TIME.
509
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,683
LET ME SEE SOME
IDENTIFICATION.
510
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,787
THINK YOU CAN FLAUNT
THE LAWS IN THIS TOWN.
511
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,689
WHAT'S THAT LAST NAME THERE?
512
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,560
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
513
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,662
BOY, ANDY, I GOT US
A HOT ONE THIS TIME.
514
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,464
KNOW WHO THIS IS?
515
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,832
WHO?
RAFE HOLLISTER.
516
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,568
RAFE HOLLISTER?
517
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,336
GREAT WORK, BARNEY.
518
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,338
YOU BROUGHT IN
RAFE HOLLISTER?
519
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,107
YEAH, BROUGHT HIM IN
WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT.
520
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,777
ALL RIGHT, HOLLISTER,
COME ON, MOVE IT!
521
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,479
COME ON, PICK 'EM UP!
522
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,846
THAT CELL OVER THERE!
523
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,716
COME ON, STEP LIVELY!
GET IN THERE!
524
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,619
I DECLARE, BARNEY,
THERE YOU ARE
525
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,722
AS COOL AS THE CENTER SEED
OF A CUCUMBER
526
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,491
AND YOU JUST BROUGHT IN
527
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,659
THE MOST WANTED MAN
IN THE WHOLE COUNTY.
528
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,595
WELL, IT'S ALL
IN A DAY'S WORK.
529
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,863
NO, BOY, THAT THERE
IS REAL SHERIFFIN'
530
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,433
BUT I MEAN
REAL SHERIFFIN'.
531
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,468
WELL...
532
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,871
YEAH, AND SPEAKIN'
OF THAT, I...
533
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,442
I GUESS WE'LL BE LOSING
YOU TO GREENDALE NOW.
534
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,116
HELLO, SARAH?
535
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,084
GET ME MAYOR PURDY.
536
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,655
I MEAN, NOW THAT YOU'VE HAD
A TASTE OF SHERIFFIN'
537
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,923
AND YOU LIKE IT...
538
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,825
HELLO?
MAYOR PURDY?
539
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,460
BARNEY FIFE.
540
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,962
UH, UH, LISTEN, MAYOR,
I'M AFRAID I'M NOT GOING
541
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,832
TO BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT
SHERIFFIN' JOB AFTER ALL.
542
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,400
WELL, YOU SEE,
WE'RE HAVING
543
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,402
TROUBLE WITH BOOTLEGGERS
OVER HERE
544
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,938
AND I GOT TO GO OUT
AND HUNT THEM DOWN.
545
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:56,576
WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
SHERIFF TAYLOR HUNG UP, YOU SEE.
546
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,612
AND... WELL,
YOU SEE
547
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:04,717
THE TRUTH IS, MAYOR...
MAYBERRY NEEDS ME.
548
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,830
I SURE AM GLAD YOU DECIDED
TO STAY, BARNEY.
549
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,466
I TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
550
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,167
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DONE
IF YOU'D HAVE LEFT ME.
551
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,735
OH, FORGET IT.
552
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,037
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE CREDIT
WHERE CREDIT'S DUE.
553
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,140
I MEAN, YOU BROUGHT IN
RAFE HOLLISTER SINGLE-HANDED,
554
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,977
AND I BET YOU'RE THE BEST DEPUTY
THERE IS IN THE WHOLE STATE.
555
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,579
OH, WELL.
556
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,113
IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
557
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,148
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GOOD.
558
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,917
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
559
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,586
YEAH.
560
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,961
LOCKED YOURSELF IN,
DID YOU?
561
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,897
UH, YEAH,
I LOCKED MYSELF IN.
562
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,566
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
563
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,103
THE HIGH SHERIFF
LOCKING HIMSELF IN.
564
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,972
ALL RIGHT, BARNEY,
HOW ABOUT LETTING ME OUT?
565
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,508
THE KEYS --
566
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,042
I KNOW WHERE THE KEY IS.
567
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,678
I'LL LET YOU OUT, ANDY.
568
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:09,081
YEAH, BUT FIRST,
I GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
569
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,017
OH, I GOT TO PUT
THIS OVER THERE.
570
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:15,121
AND THEN I GOT SOME CALLS TO
MAKE AND SOME FILING TO DO.
571
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,056
YEAH, I'LL LET YOU OUT.
572
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,926
LET'S SEE NOW.
WHAT DAY IS THIS, ANDY?
573
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,260
OH, YES.
574
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,229
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL JUST --
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