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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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Woman:
YOO-HOO!
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ANYBODY HOME?
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OH, CLARA.
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COME ON IN.
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WELL...
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HERE THEY ARE.
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OH, YOU'VE BEEN
PUTTING OUT PICKLES.
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MM-HMM.
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AND I DO BELIEVE THESE ARE
THE BEST ONES I'VE EVER DONE.
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OF COURSE,
I'M NOT AN EXPERT.
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OH, CLARA JOHNSON, YOU ARE.
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ANYONE WHO WINS
THE BLUE RIBBON AT THE FAIR
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FOR TEN YEARS IN A ROW?
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ELEVEN.
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ELEVEN.
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AND IT'S JUST POSSIBLE
THESE MAY MAKE IT 12.
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JUST THINK OF THAT.
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CONFIDENTIALLY,
I'M USING MORE ALLSPICE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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MMM.
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SIMPLY DELICIOUS.
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OH, CLARA, THESE
ARE WONDERFUL.
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I THINK SO MYSELF.
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OH, YOU'RE ENTERING
THE CONTEST, TOO.
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NO, NO. THOSE ARE
JUST FOR MY FAMILY.
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OH, BUT, BEE,
YOU SHOU ENTER.
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WHERE'S YOUR
SPORTING BLOOD?
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NO, NO, NO. NO MORE CONTESTS.
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CAN'T SAY I HAVEN'T TRIED.
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I TRIED FOR TEN YEARS
AND I LOST FOR TEN YEARS.
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ELEVEN.
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ELEVEN.
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WELL, I KNOW YOUR PICKLES
WOULD STAND A WONDERFUL CHANCE.
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LET ME TRY ONE.
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THEY'RE BETTER
THAN THE OTHERS.
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WHAT DO YOU
THINK, CLARA?
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OH, UH...
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THEY'RE VERY NICE,
VERY NICE INDEED.
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THEY'RE QUITE...
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PLEASANT AND NICE.
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REALLY?
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OH, YES, INDEED.
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I WOULDN'T CHANGE THEM
ONE SINGLE BIT...
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EXCEPT MAYBE THE BRINE
MIGHT BE JUST A TOUCH TOO HEAVY.
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I WAS VERY CAREFUL...
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BUT THAT'S
THE ONLY THING.
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MAYBE AN EXTRA SPRIG
OR TWO OF PARSLEY
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STEEPED IN THE VINEGAR.
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AND POSSIBLY IF YOU COULD GET
YOUNGER CUCUMBERS
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THEY WOULDN'T BE SO SOFT.
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AND THEN DRAIN THEM MORE
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AND USE FRESHER SPICES.
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BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
THEY'RE QUITE NICE.
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WELL, I JUST PUT THEM OUT
FOR THE BOYS.
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YES. WELL, LET ME LEAVE
MY JAR FOR OPIE.
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THANK YOU, CLARA.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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BYE.
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OH, YOU MIGHT TRY
BOILING THE VINEGAR
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JUST TWO SECONDS MORE, TOO.
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THANK YOU, CLARA.
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BUT THEY'RE NICE.
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Together:
* OH, I'LL BE THERE
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* IN ANSWER TO HER PRAYER
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* I'LL TELL MY DARLING MOTHER
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* I'LL BE THERE
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OH, HI, AUNT BEE.
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HI.
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ANYBODY READY
FOR SOME LUNCH?
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OH, WE SURE ARE.
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YEAH, BOY.
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I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU TODAY.
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DID YOU HEAR
THAT, BARNEY?
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AUNT BEE'S BROUGHT
US A SURPRISE.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME
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IT'S SOME OF THAT GOOD
OLD APPLE CRUMB PIE.
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BETTER THAN THAT.
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YOU MADE POTATO PANCAKES?
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NO. EVEN BETTER THAN THAT.
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WELL, WHAT?
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ROAST BEEF SANDWICH...
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UH-HUH.
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COLESLAW...
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YEAH.
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AND HERE'S THE SURPRISE.
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SOME OF MY NEW
HOMEMADE PICKLES.
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WELL, THAT CERTAINLY
IS A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.
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LOOKIT THERE, BARNEY--
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AUNT BEE'S BROUGHT US SOME
OF HER HOMEMADE PICKLES.
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I SEE.
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IT SURE IS WONDERFUL.
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YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
HAVE, AUNT BEE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, AUNT BEE.
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YOU GO TO WAY YONDER TOO
MUCH TROUBLE TO PLEASE US.
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OH, IT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
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THERE'S PLENTY.
I MADE EIGHT QUARTS.
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EIGHT QUARTS?
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OH, AUNT BEE
MADE EIGHT QUARTS.
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EIGHT QUARTS.
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SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME EVERY DAY.
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OH, WELL, I HAD
AN AWFUL BIG BREAKFAST.
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I JUST STUFFED MYSELF
SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
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YOU OUGHT TO HAVE ROOM
FOR JUST A PICKLE.
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HERE YOU ARE.
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AND HERE YOU ARE.
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YEAH, HERE I AM.
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YEAH, THAT'S, UH...
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THAT'S HOMEMADE,
ALL RIGHT.
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ANYBODY CAN TELL THAT.
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A CUTE LITTLE FELLA,
ISN'T IT?
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WELL, GO AHEAD AND TASTE IT.
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WELL, I-I DON'T WANT
TO WASTE IT
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WHEN I'M SO FULL UP
LIKE THIS.
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I THINK I'LL JUST WAIT
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AND SMOKE IT...
EAT IT AFTER SUPPER.
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OH, NONSENSE.
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GO AHEAD
AND ENJOY IT NOW.
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IF YOU WANT SOME MORE
AFTER SUPPER
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I'LL BRING YOU OVER
A WHOLE JAR.
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YOU DO LIKE PICKLES
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DON'T YOU?
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OH, SURE. WHO DON'T?
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WELL?
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THERE'S NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S A PICKLE.
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YEAH, BOY.
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I'M GLAD YOU BOYS
LIKE THEM.
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WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO KEEP YOU FROM YOUR WORK.
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ENJOY THE PICKLES.
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WHERE WE THROW THEM?
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NO. WAIT.
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SHE MIGHT FIND OUT,
AND IT'D BREAK HER HEART.
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WELL, WE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
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WE CAN'T-- SHOO, FLY.
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IT'S DEAD.
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WELL, WE GOT
TO FIGURE SOME WAY
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TO DISPOSE OF
THESE PICKLES
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SO THERE WON'T BE
A TRACE OF 'EM.
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YEAH, BUT HOW?
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I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
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WHY DOES SHE KEEP
ON MAKING THEM?
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I RECKON LIKE MOST WOMEN
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SHE JUST
AUTOMATICALLY FIGURES
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THAT ANYTHING HOMEMADE
HAS GOT TO BE BETTER
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THAN SOMETHING
FROM THE STORE.
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STORE PICKLES ARE TEN TIMES
BETTER THAN THESE.
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A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN
FACE THE FUTURE
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WHEN I KNOW THERE'S EIGHT QUARTS
OF THESE PICKLES IN IT.
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YOU JUST HAD A IDEA THERE.
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LET'S EXAMINE
THE SITUATION HERE.
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WE'RE MORE OR LESS BOUND
TO CONSUME THE PICKLES
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IN THEM JARS, RIGHT?
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NOW, IF THEY WAS GOOD
OL' STORE PICKLES
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WE COULD EAT THEM.
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BUT THEY AIN'T
GOOD OL' STORE PICKLES.
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THEY'RE BAD OL' HOME PICKLES.
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WE'LL JUST TURN THEM
INTO STORE PICKLES.
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HOW?
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WE'LL GET EIGHT QUARTS
OF STORE PICKLES
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AND PUT 'EM IN
AUNT BEE'S JARS.
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AND THEN WE WOULDN'T
HURT HER FEELINGS.
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WE COULD EAT THE PICKLES,
AND SHE'D BE TICKLED PINK.
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TONIGHT WE GO INTO
OPERATION PICKLE SWITCH.
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PICKLE SWITCH.
YOU CHARACTER.
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PRETTY GOOD.
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THERE'S TWO MORE NOW.
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YOU GOT 'EM, BARN?
YEAH.
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OPIE,
I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
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ORDINARILY,
I DON'T APPROVE
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OF DOING THINGS
BEHIND FOLKS'S BACK.
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I GET IT, PAW.
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WE BETTER HUSTLE
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WHILE SHE'S STILL
OVER AT MRS. JOHNSON'S.
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NOW, YOU KNOW WHY
WE'RE DOING THIS?
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'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT
TO HURT AUNT BEE'S FEELINGS
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AND YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO GET SICK AGAIN.
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I GUESS THAT'S RIGHT.
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UNSCREW THEM THINGS.
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NOW THE CLOTH.
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11 MINUTES. THAT'S NOT BAD.
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WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.
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NOW, WE GOT TO GET RID
OF AUNT BEE'S PICKLES
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IN SUCH A WAY
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THAT SHE'LL NEVER
DETECT A SIGN.
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YOU CAN TRUST ME.
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OPE, GET ON UPSTAIRS.
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AUNT BEE'LL BE
BACK ANY SECOND.
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OKAY, PAW.
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THIS WHOLE THING'S
COME OFF PRETTY SMOOTH.
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I'D SAY SO.
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GO OUT THIS WAY TO BE SURE
NOT TO RUN INTO AUNT BEE.
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HELLO.
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OH, HI, AUNT BEE.
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I CAME THROUGH THE BACK.
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I HAD TO GET SOME THINGS
OFF THE CLOTHESLINE.
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BARNEY,
YOU GOING SOMEPLACE?
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HUH?
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YOUR SUITCASE.
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UH... UH... THE SUITCASE?
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OH, UH, BARNEY'S, UH...
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BARNEY'S GOING ON A TRIP.
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AIN'T YA, BARNEY?
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UH... TRIP. THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M GOING ON A TRIP.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA VISIT
MY AUN... UH, COUSIN.
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UH, I'LL BE BACK
TOMORROW, THOUGH.
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I WOULD'VE BROUGHT
MY OWN SUITCASE
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BUT IT'S IN THE CLEANERS.
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YEAH, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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BYE, BARNEY.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HIM, AND
HE DON'T HAVE A PHONE
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SO DON'T TRY TO CALL
HIM UP TO CHECK ON IT.
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WHAT?
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MY COUSIN--
THE ONE I'M VISITING.
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WHY SHOULD I DO THAT?
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OPIE'S IN BED,
I SUPPOSE.
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BYE, BARNEY.
YES, MA'AM.
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I JUST DECIDED TO GO
AT THE LAST MINUTE
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SO I JUST PICKLED
A FEW THINGS TO...
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PICKED A FEW THINGS
TO TAKE WITH ME.
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A GOOD IDEA.
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OH, UH, WELL...
I'LL BE GOING NOW.
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UH...
UH, SHAVING LOTION.
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I SHAVE A LOT WHEN I TRAVEL
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SO I BROUGHT
SOME LOTION WITH ME.
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THAT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.
EVERYBODY SHAVES.
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WELL, MEN, THAT IS,
AND I'M A MAN.
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AND SO THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
TO BE SUSPICIOUS ABOUT.
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AND IF I WAS YOU, I'D JUST
FORGET THE WHOLE THING.
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WELL, BARNEY,
HAVE A NICE TRIP.
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I'LL SEE YOU
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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THIS COUSIN OF MINE--
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SAY, HE LIVES WAY OVER...
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JUST GO.
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THAT WAS CLOSE.
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00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,902
YEAH. NOW, GET RID
OF THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
242
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,337
GET RID OF WHAT?
243
00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,739
OH, THE PICK...!
244
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,106
BYE, AUNT BEE!
245
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,676
I'M LEAVING ON MY TRIP
TO MY COUSIN'S HOUSE...!
246
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,021
WHAT'S UP, OFFICER?
I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
247
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,757
I WASN'T SPEEDING.
248
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,991
OH, NO.
249
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,793
I SEE BY YOUR
LICENSE PLATES
250
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,628
THAT YOU'RE FROM OREGON.
251
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,896
THAT'S RIGHT. PORTLAND.
252
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,998
ON YOUR WAY BACK
THERE NOW, ARE YOU?
253
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,967
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM.
254
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,134
UH-HUH.
255
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,335
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
256
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,804
OH, NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
257
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,873
LIKE YOU SAID,
YOU WASN'T SPEEDING.
258
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,040
AS A MATTER OF FACT
259
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,176
YOU WAS HANDLING
YOUR CAR SO PERFECT
260
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,879
THAT YOU QUALIFY FOR
OUR SAFE DRIVING AWARD.
261
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,280
SAFE DRIVING AWARD?
262
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,783
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND HERE SHE IS.
263
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,852
MAYBERRY SAYS THANKS
AND HAPPY MOTORING.
264
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,287
HAVE A NICE TRIP NOW
265
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,389
AND DON'T STOP
FOR ANYTHING.
266
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,671
BARNEY, YOU NEVER TOLD US
A THING ABOUT YOUR TRIP.
267
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,840
WHAT TRIP?
268
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,408
OH, OH. THE TRIP.
269
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,078
UH, UH, WELL,
IT WAS JUST FINE, FINE.
270
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,381
THEY WERE JUST
PICKLED TINK TO SEE ME.
271
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,252
I BET THEY DIDN'T
SERVE YOU ANY PICKLES
272
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,687
AS GOOD AS THESE.
273
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,255
THEY SURE ARE TASTY.
274
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,691
THEY'RE THE BEST I EVER HAD.
LET ME HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
275
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,126
ALL RIGHT.
276
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,862
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BOYS
EAT SO MANY PICKLES.
277
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,397
WELL, THEY'RE JUST PLAIN
IRRESISTIBLE, AUNT BEE.
278
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,933
CARE FOR SOME, OP?
279
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,234
SURE WOULD, PAW.
280
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,136
I THINK I'LL TRY ONE MYSELF.
281
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,805
OH, YEAH, HELP YOURSELF.
YOU'LL LIKE 'EM.
282
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,877
MMM.
283
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,946
SAY, THEY ARE GOOD, AREN'T THEY?
284
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,213
THEY ARE THAT.
285
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,982
AND I WAS
BEGINNING TO THINK
286
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,484
YOU BOYS DIDN'T REALLY
CARE ABOUT MY PICKLES.
287
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,053
OH, NOW, AUNT BEE.
288
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,455
WELL, THEY WEREN'T DISAPPEARING
VERY FAST.
289
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,957
AS A MATTER OF FACT
290
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,092
THIS LAST BATCH
WOULD BE MY VERY LAST.
291
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,393
YOUR LAST?
292
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,262
MM-HMM. I SEE YOU
REALLY DO LIKE THEM.
293
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,463
AND ANOTHER THING.
294
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,999
I DECIDED NOT TO BE
IN THE CONTEST THIS YEAR
295
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,001
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
296
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,270
I THINK I'VE HIT ON
JUST THE RIGHT RECIPE.
297
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,438
GONNA ENTER THE COMPETITION
AFTER ALL.
298
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,007
Y
299
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,942
THIS MAY BE THE YEAR
300
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,144
TO BEAT OUT MRS. JOHNSON
FOR THE BLUE RIBBON.
301
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,980
I'M GONNA ENTER THESE PICKLES.
302
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,214
THESE?
303
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,348
THESE?
304
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,516
THESE?
305
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,918
THESE.
306
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,227
IT AIN'T OUR FAULT, ANDY.
307
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,896
WHOEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
308
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,064
SHE'D ACTUALLY ENTER
THEM IN THE CONTEST?
309
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,900
WELL, THE THING
THAT BOTHERS ME
310
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,935
IS THEM'S GOOD
STORE PICKLES, BARNEY.
311
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,870
SHE MIGHT EVEN WIN
THAT CONTEST,
312
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,039
AND IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR
TO THE OTHERS.
313
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,841
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER WINNING?
314
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,175
AFTER 11 YEARS OF TRYING,
315
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,077
SHE'S CERTAINLY ENTITLED
TO ONE BLUE RIBBON.
316
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,013
BUT THEY'RE NOT
HER PICKLES.
317
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,081
YEAH, WELL, IT MEANS
SO MUCH TO HER.
318
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,819
WELL, YEAH, IT DOES THAT.
319
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,288
YOU KNOW, IF SHE DID WIN,
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD JOKE.
320
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:40,994
IMAGINE AUNT BEE WALKING OFF
WITH A FIXED PICKLE CONTEST.
321
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,996
JUST A HARMLESS
JOKE'S ALL.
322
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,397
YEAH.
323
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,899
SHERIFF, ARE YOU BUSY?
324
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,868
WELL, OF COURSE NOT,
MRS. JOHNSON.
325
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,436
HOW ARE YA, MRS. JOHNSON?
326
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,171
JUST FINE, THANK YOU.
327
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,874
I BROUGHT YA A
LITTLE SOMETHING.
328
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,442
OH, YOU DID?
WHAT?
329
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,911
SOME HOMEMADE
PICKLES.
330
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,280
OH, I DECLARE.
331
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,082
WELL, LOOKIT THERE,
BARNEY.
332
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,251
MRS. JOHNSON BROUGHT US
SOME PICKLES.
333
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,886
UH-HUH.
334
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,988
WELL, I THINK
YOU'LL LIKE THEM.
335
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,556
THEY'RE SORT
OF SPECIAL.
336
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,592
THIS YEAR I WENT
WILD WITH ALLSPICE.
337
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,427
OH, MRS. JOHNSON
338
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,097
I'D HAVE NEVER THOUGHT IT
OF YA.
339
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,933
WELL, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO TASTE ONE?
340
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,935
WELL, THE FACT IS
341
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,904
ME AND BARNEY
JUST HAD A SIZABLE LUNCH.
342
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,605
YEAH, AND I GOT TO GO
OUT ON PATROL.
343
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,474
WOULDN'T DO FOR ME
TO STOP ANYBODY
344
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,076
WITH ALLSPICE
ON MY BREATH.
345
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,410
WELL, AREN'T YOU
346
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,445
GOING TO TRY
JUST ONE?
347
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,915
ME AND BARNEY'LL TRY ONE,
WON'T WE, BARN?
348
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,951
COME ON AND LET'S HAVE ONE
OF MRS. JOHNSON'S PICKLES.
349
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,921
NO, YOU-YOU GO AHEAD, ANDY.
I GOTTA BRING THE CAR AROUND.
350
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,322
BARNEY!
351
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,431
WELL... MAYBE JUST
A LITTLE ONE.
352
00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,173
HEY, THESE ARE GOOD.
353
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,574
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
354
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,576
MMM, JUST AS FLAVORSOME
AS CAN BE.
355
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,913
OH, I'M GLAD YOU
LIKE THEM SO MUCH.
356
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,281
I DO SPEND AN AWFUL
LOT OF TIME ON THEM.
357
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,950
MAYBE MORE THAN I SHOULD.
358
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,185
WELL, YOU CAN
CERTAINLY TELL IT.
359
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,387
YOU KNOW, WHEN
MR. JOHNSON WAS ALIVE
360
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,556
HE JUST LOVED
THEM SO MUCH.
361
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,425
HE ALWAYS USED
TO SAY TO ME:
362
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,461
"CLARA, WHEN MY TIME
COMES AND I GO TO HEAVEN
363
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,197
"I'LL JUST BET THEY
DON'T PUT DOWN A PICKLE
364
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,033
THAT CAN COMPARE
WITH YOURS."
365
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,001
THAT'S WHAT HE ALWAYS
SAID, REST HIS SOUL.
366
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,336
YEAH.
367
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,670
I GUESS NOW
368
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,539
HE HAS A CHANCE
TO FIND OUT.
369
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:36,409
I'D SAY CHANCES ARE,
HE IS EXACTLY 100% RIGHT.
370
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,178
DID YOU EVER SEE
MY SCRAPBOOK
371
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,280
WITH ALL THE PRIZES
I'VE WON FOR MY PICKLES?
372
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,949
UH, YES...
373
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,417
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
PASTED IN EVERYTHING--
374
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,319
THE BLUE RIBBONS
FROM THE FAIR.
375
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:51,024
FIRST PLACE EVERY
YEAR FOR 11 YEARS.
376
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,060
THAT'S QUITE A RECORD.
377
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,196
YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I GET
DISCOURAGED OR LONELY
378
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,099
I TAKE OUT MY BOOK
AND LOOK AT MY RIBBONS.
379
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,668
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO EXPLAIN IT
380
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,304
BUT... IT'S A GREAT COMFORT
381
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:08,075
TO KNOW THAT THERE'S
SOMETHING I CAN DO.
382
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,144
WHY, I SUPPOSE I'M JUST
A FOOLISH OLD LADY.
383
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,647
OH, WELL, NOW, I WOULDN'T
BELIEVE THAT FOR A MINUTE.
384
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,251
YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M
JUST PUTTING ON AIRS
385
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,990
BUT I DO TRY TO MAKE MY
PICKLES BETTER EVERY YEAR.
386
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.
387
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,397
BARNEY,
WE HAVE GOT US A MESS.
388
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,132
WELL, HOW'S THAT?
389
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,666
WE WAS DEAD WRONG
390
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,236
ABOUT FIGURIN' THAT CONTEST
DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
391
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,238
WHAT'S SMALL POTATOES
TO SOME FOLKS
392
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,273
CAN BE MIGHTY
IMPORTANT TO OTHERS.
393
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,342
ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT MRS. JOHNSON?
394
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,077
MM-HMM.
395
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,214
BARNEY, THAT POOR SOUL
JUST LIVES FOR THAT CONTEST
396
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,983
AND IF SHE GOT NOSED OUT
BY A STORE PICKLE
397
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,451
I'D NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.
398
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,654
BUT, ANDY, LIKE WE SAID,
IT'D JUST BE A LITTLE JOKE.
399
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,525
NO, NOT TO HER,
IT WOULDN'T.
400
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,494
NO CHANCE OF GETTING AUNT BEE'S
OLD PICKLES BACK, IS THERE?
401
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,697
THEY'RE SCATTERED ALL THE WAY
FROM OREGON TO NOVA SCOTIA.
402
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,634
WE GOT TO MAKE THIS CONTEST
FAIR AND SQUARE.
403
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,636
THAT MEANS
THE PICKLES AUNT BEE ENTERS
404
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,072
HAS GOT TO BE
THE PICKLES AUNT BEE MAKES.
405
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,374
BUT THE PICKLES SHE MADE,
THEY'RE GONE.
406
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,408
I KNOW IT.
407
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,377
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET HER
408
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,778
TO MAKE ANOTHER BATCH.
409
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,313
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
410
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,349
YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY WANT HER
411
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,618
TO MAKE ANOTHER BATCH
OF THEM KEROSENE CUCUMBERS?
412
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,458
ALL RIGHT.
HOW'RE WE GONNA DO IT?
413
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,260
WELL...
414
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,396
SOMEHOW
BETWEEN NOW AND THE CONTEST
415
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,165
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT UP
416
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,368
ALL THE STORE PICKLES THAT
AUNT BEE'S GOT ON HAND.
417
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,802
WHY DON'T WE
GET RID OF THEM
418
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,105
THE SAME WAY
WE GOT RID OF THE OTHERS?
419
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,539
NO. THAT WON'T WORK.
420
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,708
SEE, SHE'S GOT TO SEE THEM
PICKLES DISAPPEARIN'
421
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,144
AND SHE'S GOT TO SEE
US LIKIN' 'EM SO MUCH
422
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,280
THAT SHE'LL WANT TO
MAKE ANOTHER BATCH.
423
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,614
OH, ANDY,
I GOTTA TELL YA
424
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,316
NOW, MY HEART
AIN'T IN THIS.
425
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,751
WELL, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
YOUR HEART WE NEED--
426
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,553
IT'S YOUR STOMACH.
427
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,124
NOW, WE GOT TO EAT UP
EIGHT QUARTS OF PICKLES.
428
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,446
LUNCHTIME!
429
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,348
HI, AUNT BEE.
430
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,785
YOU KNOW,
THE MOST TERRIBLE THING--
431
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,788
I WAS FIXING YOUR LUNCH
AND I WENT TO GET SOME PICKLES
432
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,757
AND DO YOU KNOW
THEY'RE ALL GONE?
433
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,259
REALLY?
434
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,793
THEY'RE GONE?
435
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,728
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHERE THEY WENT.
436
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,297
WELL, I CAN.
437
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,499
I KNOW YOU BOYS
HAVE BEEN EATING A LOT LATELY
438
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,701
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
WE'D GET THROUGH ALL OF THEM.
439
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,236
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
440
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,604
THE CONTEST IS ALMOST HERE
441
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,140
AND I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE PICKLE
TO ENTER.
442
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,575
OH, IT'S ALL
OUR FAULT
443
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,243
NO TWO WAYS
ABOUT IT.
444
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,445
NO, NO,
I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED...
445
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,646
WE'RE JUST GLUTTONS.
446
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,515
GLUTTONS, GLUTTONS, GLUTTONS.
447
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,384
I'M JUST ASHAMED
OF BOTH OF US.
448
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,785
AIN'T YOU, BARNEY?
449
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,489
I'VE ALREADY TOLD EVERYBODY
I'M GOING TO ENTER THE CONTEST
450
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,358
AND NOW I'LL LOOK RIDICULOUS
IF I DON'T.
451
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,859
I GUESS
THERE'S NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO
452
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,928
OUTSIDE OF MAKIN' A NEW BATCH.
453
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,896
I GUESS NOT.
454
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,798
HEY, THAT'S A EXCELLENT IDEA
455
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,634
AND AIN'T YOU THE CLEVER ONE
TO THINK OF IT.
456
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,868
WHAT?
457
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,870
WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT MAKIN' A NEW BATCH.
458
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,272
I DID?
459
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,208
YEAH,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HURRY SOME.
460
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,742
OH...
461
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,544
ANOTHER BATCH-- THAT'S IT.
462
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,546
YEAH, YOU CAN GET
ALL THE STUFF.
463
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,748
MRS. DREDMAR
HAS SOME NICE CUCUMBERS.
464
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,617
YOU GOT LOTS
OF EMPTY JARS.
465
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,919
AND MRS. JOHNSON'LL
LOAN YA SOME SPICES.
466
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,521
YES. I THINK I CAN DO IT.
467
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,256
I'LL JUST PUT OFF
THE SEWIN'.
468
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,690
THE KETTLE'S ALREADY...
469
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,592
KETTLE'S DONE.
470
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,694
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HURRY.
471
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,930
OH, YOU GONNA
HAVE TO HURRY.
472
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,566
THEY'RE JUST UP TO THE
PREACHER'S WIFE'S NOW.
473
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,801
OH, I'M SO EXCITED
474
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,436
I JUST CAN'T
STAND IT.
475
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,705
OH, NOW, AUNT BEE,
CALM YOURSELF.
476
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,249
I THINK THIS IS
MY NEIGHBOR'S JAR, THIS JAR.
477
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,556
LOOK, THEY'RE UP TO MINE NOW.
478
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,045
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
479
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,448
KEROSENE?
480
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,916
PRECISELY.
481
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,830
Andy:
OH, IT'S MRS. JOHNSON AGAIN.
482
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,400
OH, JUST LOOK AT HER.
SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY.
483
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,901
SHE'S FLOATIN'
ON A CLOUD.
484
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,770
WELL, IT MEANS
A LOT TO HER.
485
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,474
I'M SO HAPPY!
486
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,041
CONGRATULATIONS,
MRS. JOHNSON.
487
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,644
CONGRATULATIONS.
488
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:55,114
JUST IMAGINE--
BLUE RIBBON NUMBER 12.
489
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,783
AND YOU
DESERVED IT, DEAR.
490
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,050
OH, I'M SO HAPPY.
491
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,886
I'M SO VERY HAPPY.
492
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,821
I COULD ALMOST CRY.
493
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,457
I WORKED AND SUFFERED
FOR THIS SO LONG.
494
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,093
YES, WELL,
WE ALL HAVE.
495
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,129
OH, WELL, I MUST GO
AND THANK THE JUDGES.
496
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,831
WHERE DID
THEY GO TO?
497
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,065
UH, THEY'RE
OVER THERE
498
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,368
AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN
WASHIN' THEIR HANDS.
499
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,936
OH.
500
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,038
WELL, AUNT BEE,
MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
501
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,040
OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I DON'T CARE.
502
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,142
AS LONG AS MY FAMILY
LIKES WHAT I MAKE
503
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,044
THAT'S BLUE RIBBON
ENOUGH FOR ME.
504
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,713
GOOD FOR YOU,
AUNT BEE.
505
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,715
ACTUALLY, YOU BOYS ARE
GOING TO BE THE WINNERS.
506
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,016
THAT'S RIGHT.
507
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,051
I MADE A DOUBLE BATCH
THIS TIME,
508
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,587
YOU LIKED MY PICKLES
SO MUCH-- 16 JARS.
509
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,155
16?
510
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,690
16?
511
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:38,991
16 JARS.
512
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,960
AND I'LL SEE THAT
YOU GET SOME EVERY DAY.
513
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,630
COME ALONG, OPIE.
514
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,934
16 JARS.
515
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,573
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
516
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,609
THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE
DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
517
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,411
YOU MEAN, UH...
518
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,580
LEARN TO LOVE 'EM.
519
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,882
HELP YOURSELF, BARN.
520
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,831
YO!
521
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,500
YOU COMING TO WORK TODAY?
522
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,834
IS IT 8:00 ALREADY?
523
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,970
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
IT'S THREE PAST.
524
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,573
I CAN'T HARDLY GET
STARTED THIS MORNING.
525
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,107
JUST LET ME DRINK
MY COFFEE HERE.
526
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,176
SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME TOAST
AND JELLY OR SOMETHING.
527
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,844
YEAH, I BELIEVE I WILL.
528
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,580
AHH.
529
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,914
IT'S A NICE DAY.
530
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,849
IS IT?
531
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,224
YOU BEEN DOING SOME
PAINTING IN HERE?
532
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,826
NO, NO.
533
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,730
PROBABLY JUST SOME GLUE OPIE'S
USING ON MODEL AIRPLANES.
534
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,233
NO, DON'T SMELL
LIKE GLUE TO ME.
535
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,935
SMELLS MORE LIKE AMMONIA.
536
00:23:55,968 --> 00:24:00,106
YOU DON'T RECKON THAT GAS
STOVE'S LEAKING, DO YOU?
537
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,877
I FOUND IT.
538
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,178
WHAT?
539
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,186
AUNT BEE WAS A-WORKIN'
IN HERE YESTERDAY.
540
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,164
APPARENTLY AUNT BEE
IS MAKING MARMALADE NOW.
541
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,638
WELL, DON'T JUST
STAND THERE.
542
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,540
GO GET THE SUITCASE.
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