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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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YEAH, BOY.
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THEY WERE REALLY BITIN'
OUT THERE TODAY.
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GOOD. BEST I'VE
SEEN THEM THIS YEAR.
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YOU GET BACK NOW AS QUICK
AS YOU CAN, YOU HEAR?
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ANDY, THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE
I'LL BE ABLE TO GET DOWN
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SOMETIME AGAIN NEXT MONTH.
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IS IT OKAY IF I BRING A COUPLE
OF CRONIES FROM MY CLUB ALONG?
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OH, BY ALL MEANS.
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BRING ANYBODY YOU WANT TO.
GLAD TO HAVE 'EM.
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WONDERFUL. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO?
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I'D LIKE TO REPAY SOME
OF THIS MAYBERRY HOSPITALITY.
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YOU GET UP TO
STATE CAPITAL VERY OFTEN?
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EVERY NOW AND THEN.
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I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU UP
FOR MEMBERSHIP IN OUR CLUB--
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THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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WELL, NOW, THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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YEAH.
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'COURSE, NOW, WHENEVER
I DO GO UP TO THE CAPITAL
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I GENERALLY BRING
MY DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE ALONG.
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WELL, FINE, BRING HIM ALONG.
I'VE NEVER MET HIM
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BUT IF HE'S YOUR DEPUTY,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US.
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YOU'RE FREE THURSDAY NIGHT?
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THURSDAY... THURSDAY...
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YEAH. YEAH, WE'RE FREE THURSDAY.
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PLAN ON COMING UP FOR DINNER,
SAY AROUND 8:00.
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YOU AND BARNEY CAN MEET
THE MEMBERSHIP COMMITTEE
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AND Y'ALL KINDA GET ACQUAINTED.
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WELL, THAT'S NEIGHBORLY.
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THAT'S FINE. WE'LL DO THAT.
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WE'LL COUNT ON IT, ANDY.
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OKAY, ROGER. WE'LL SEE YA.
DRIVE CAREFUL NOW.
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OKAY.
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BARN?
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HI, ANDY.
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OH, HI, BARN.
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HOW WAS THE FISHIN'?
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FINE, FINE, FINE.
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HOW'S EVERYTHING
AROUND HERE?
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BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
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BUSY DOING WHAT?
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OH, DIFFERENT THINGS.
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WELL, WHAT?
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OH, THE PHONE, THE MAIL,
FILING, CLEANING UP...
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THE PHONE...
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TAKING OUT THE TRASH.
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SEEMS LIKE THAT TRASH
GETS HEAVIER EVERY WEEK.
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SOME PEOPLE COMIN' IN AND OUT.
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WHAT PEOPLE?
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OH, FIRST ONE AND THEN ANOTHER.
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YOU, UH...
YOU DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
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TO FIX THAT STOP SIGN
DOWN ON ELM STREET.
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NO, NO, I DIDN'T GET
A CHANCE TO DO THAT.
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I WAS SO BUSY.
I'LL DO THAT RIGHT NOW.
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DID YOU FORGET
SOMETHING, BARN?
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NO, NO.
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BARNEY?
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LOOKIN' FOR THESE?
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OH, YOU'RE A CLOWN, YOU ARE.
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WHY DON'T YOU PUT A
RED LIGHT ON YOUR NOSE
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AND GO IN THE CIRCUS?
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OH, BARNEY, I DON'T CARE
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IF YOU TAKE A NAP
ONCE IN A WHILE.
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I WAS JUST PICKIN' AT YA.
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YOU'RE A REGULAR
FELIX THE CAT, YOU ARE.
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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING--
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I HOPE YOU GOT A BETTER
SENSE OF HUMOR THURSDAY NIGHT.
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WE GOT A LITTLE INVITATION
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TO COME AND VISIT
THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID
ABOUT THE ESQUIRE CLUB
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THURSDAY NIGHT?
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YEAH. THIS FELLA
I GO FISHIN' WITH--
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ROGER COURTNEY--
HE BELONGS
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AND HE INVITED US
TO COME UP THERE.
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THE ESQUIRE CLUB?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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NO.
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THE...
THE ESQUIRE CLUB?
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THE ESQUIRE CLUB?
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WELL, ANDY, THAT'S-THAT'S ONE
OF THE FANCIEST CLUBS AROUND.
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THEY WANT US TO BE THERE
THURSDAY NIGHT AT 8:00.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT?
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OH, ANDY.
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THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING
OF A WHOLE NEW LIFE FOR US--
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SOCIAL CONTACTS...
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AND THINK
OF THE BUSINESS CONTACTS.
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WELL, CONSIDERING
THE LINE OF WORK WE'RE IN
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I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY FOLKS
WOULD WANNA DO BUSINESS WITH US.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN-- CONTACTS.
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THAT'S A BIG THING
IN CLUBS-- CONTACTS.
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WELL, I GOT TO GO OUT
AND DO A LITTLE PATROLLING.
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I CAN HARDLY WAIT
TILL THURSDAY NIGHT.
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YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN.
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THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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THAT'S REALLY
A HIGHFALUTIN CLUB!
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YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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YOU COMIN'?
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UH, WELL, UH...
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I THINK I'LL DROP
IN THE BARBER SHOP.
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I WANT TO CHECK UP
ON SOMETHING.
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CHECK UP ON WHAT?
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UH, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YEAH. HE MOVED
TO KANSAS CITY.
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HI, FELLAS.
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HI, BOYS.
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FLOYD, JUD, HOW ARE YA?
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FINE, FINE.
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FLOYD, I JUST, UH...
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I JUST DROPPED IN
TO CHECK UP ON SOMETHING.
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YEAH?
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OUR LODGE MEETING --
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IS IT ON THURSDAY NIGHT
OR FRIDAY NIGHT?
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HUH?
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YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN
MEETING ON FRIDAY NIGHTS
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FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS.
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WELL, I JUST WANTED
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TO MAKE SURE IT
WASN'T CHANGED.
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I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
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IT DIDN'T CONFLICT WITH
MY OTHER CLUB MEETING.
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YOU SEE, MY OTHER CLUB
MEETING'S ON THURSDAY NIGHT.
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GOOD. HOW WAS
THE FISHIN', ANDY?
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FINE, FLOYD. FINE, FINE.
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MY OTHER CLUB'S UP
AT THE STATE CAPITAL.
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Floyd:
WHAT'D YOU CATCH?
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MESS OF TROUT;
COUPLE OF CATFISH.
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THIS OTHER CLUB OF
MINE'S RIGHT UP THERE
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AT THE OL' STATE CAPITAL.
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UP AT THE STATE CAPITAL?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THEY GOT A BARBERSHOP UP THERE
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THAT'S A FIVE-CHAIR.
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MAYBE SOMEDAY
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I MIGHT GO INTO BUSINESS
UP THERE MYSELF.
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WELL, NOW, WHAT'S WRONG
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WITH MY WANTING A SHOP
UP AT THE STATE CAPITAL?
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH A LITTLE AMBITION.
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I COULD START OUT
WITH A TWO-CHAIR.
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FLOYD, ASK BARNEY
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THE NAME OF THIS CLUB
BEFORE HE HAS A SPELL.
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IF HE'D HAVE WANTED
ME TO KNOW THE NAME
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OF THIS CLUB,
HE'D HAVE TOLD ME.
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I AIN'T ONE TO PRY.
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YOU AIN'T ONE TO PRY?
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YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING ME
WHEN I'M GONNA GET MARRIED
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AND HOW MUCH I SEND
MY MOTHER EVERY MONTH.
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WELL, I'VE STOPPED BEING NOSY.
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I'VE REFORMED.
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WELL, COULDN'T YOU
BE NOSY JUST ONCE MORE
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BEFORE YOU REFORM?
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ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE CLUB?
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THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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HMM. ESQUIRE CLUB.
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OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT.
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ME, TOO. PRETTY RITZY.
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WE'RE JOINING UP,
ANDY AND ME.
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YOU, TOO, ANDY?
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HOW'D YOU SWING IT?
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THIS FELLA,
ROGER COURTNEY--
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HE COMES DOWN
AND WE FISH TOGETHER
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AND HE LIVES UP THERE
AT THE CAPITAL
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AND HE ASKED US
TO COME UP THERE TO SEE HIM.
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ROGER COURTNEY.
HE BELONGS?
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YEAH. ROG IS ONE OF US.
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OH, HE'S CLASS. HE'S REAL...
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OH, I TELL YOU.
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YOU KNOW,
HE CAME IN FOR A HAIRCUT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT?
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HE ASKED ME
TO GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT
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THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A HAIRCUT.
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IMAGINE GETTING A HAIRCUT
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AND DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE
TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
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THAT'S THE KIND
OF MEMBERS WE GOT.
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OH, HE'S REAL CLASS.
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WELL, I GUESS
I'LL GO ON DOWN
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TO THE
FILLING STATION
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AND TELL EVERYBODY
ABOUT IT.
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TELL EVERYBODY
ABOUT WHAT?
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ABOUT YOU AND ANDY
GOING UP TO THE STATE CAPITAL
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AND JOININ' UP
IN THIS HERE CLUB.
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YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU?
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OH, NO, NO. NO.
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I MEAN, NOT IF IT COMES UP
IN CONVERSATION.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ALL THE TO-DO'S ABOUT.
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A CLUB'S A CLUB.
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THAT'S THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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YEAH. I'LL REMEMBER.
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BYE, JUD.
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I'LL SEE YA, JUD.
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WELL, I'D BETTER
BE MOSEYIN' ALONG MYSELF.
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OH, BUT, ANDY...
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HUH?
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IF YOU AND BARNEY ARE GOING
UP TO STATE CAPITAL
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WHO'S GONNA BE
MINDIN' THE JAILHOUSE?
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OH, I EXPECT
IT'LL JUST BE OTIS
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COMIN' BY WITH A SNOOTFUL.
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HERE. I'LL LEAVE
A NOTE ON THE DOOR
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AND TELL HIM
YOU GOT THE KEY.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL SEE YA,
FELLA ESQUIRIAN.
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BARNEY, UH, BEFORE
YOU START TAKING OUT
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AN AD IN THE PAPER
ABOUT US BEING MEMBERS
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WE AIN'T
OFFICIALLY IN YET.
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WE'RE JUST GOING
UP THERE TO LOOK AROUND
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AND MEET THE
MEMBERSHIP COMMITTEE.
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OH, ANDY, THAT'S JUST
A FORMALITY-- ROUTINE.
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WELL, IT COULD BE THEY MIGHT
LOOK US OVER AND NOT WANT US.
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NOW YOU'RE BEING
DOWNRIGHT SILLY.
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WELL...
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I'LL SEE YA, FLOYD.
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Floyd: BYE, ANDY.
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WELL, BARN, BOY
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YOU'RE REALLY
GETTIN' UP
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IN THE WORLD,
AREN'T YA?
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SEEMS TO ME
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YOU'RE DOING...
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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YOU KNOW, WHAT HE SAID
MAY NOT BE SO SILLY AT THAT.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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ABOUT THEM
MAYBE NOT WANTING US.
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OH, YOU GOT NOTHIN'
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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OH, NO. IT AIN'T ME
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
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IT'S ANDY.
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ANDY?
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YEAH. ANDY COULD USE
A LITTLE POLISHIN'
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AND I GUESS
IT'S GONNA BE UP TO ME
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TO GO TO WORK ON HIM.
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00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,636
YOU WANT ME
TO TALK ABOUT WHAT?
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00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,237
ANDY, WE GOT TO MAKE
AN IMPRESSION
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,773
AT THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
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00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,208
WE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT BIG, IMPORTANT THINGS.
238
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,311
GOT TO TALK ABOUT OUR STOCKS
AND OUR BONDS AND STUFF.
239
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,313
WE AIN'T GOT ANY
STOCKS AND BONDS.
240
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,182
IN FACT, WE AIN'T
EVEN GOT ANY STUFF.
241
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,218
WE KNOW WE AIN'T GOT
ANY STOCKS AND BONDS
242
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,188
BUT THERE AIN'T NO REASON
FOR THEM TO KNOW IT.
243
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,823
BUT PRETENDING WE HAVE--
244
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,692
AIN'T THAT KINDA
LIKE LYING?
245
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,394
WELL, ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS JUST TO SAY SOMETHING
246
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,764
LIKE, "WELL, I SEE U.S.
STEEL WENT UP THREE POINTS"
247
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,165
AND LOOK HAPPY ABOUT IT
248
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,967
AND THEY'LL
THINK WE GOT IT
249
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,235
BUT THAT AIN'T LYING.
250
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:38,105
WELL, NO, MAYBE NOT,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW
251
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,040
YOU CAN'T GET
MUCH CLOSER TO IT.
252
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,975
ANDY, I KNOW
WHAT THESE FELLAS
253
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,777
ARE GONNA EXPECT
OUT OF US.
254
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,212
BARNEY, DON'T YOU THINK
255
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,014
WE'D BE BETTER OFF
BEING OURSELVES
256
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,448
AND FORGET
ABOUT PUTTIN' ON?
257
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,450
NO. NOW, LOOK, ANDY,
IT AIN'T GONNA HURT
258
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,119
TO TRY TO MAKE
AN IMPRESSION--
259
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,087
YOU KNOW, TO PUT
OUR BEST FOOT FORWARD
260
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,091
BECAUSE, DON'T FORGET NOW,
THIS IS A NUMBER ONE CLUB.
261
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,861
IT'S A... IT'S
AN IMPORTANT CLUB.
262
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,730
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS SO.
263
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,031
JUST THINK, ANDY.
264
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,734
TODAY, A COUPLE
OF UNKNOWN BOYS
265
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,402
IN A SMALL-TOWN
SHERIFF'S OFFICE...
266
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,940
TOMORROW NIGHT, MEMBERS
OF THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
267
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,042
WE AIN'T IN IT.
268
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,944
WE WILL BE. WE WILL BE.
269
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,312
WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU
SO SURE?
270
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,381
'CAUSE WE'RE
THE ESQUIRE TYPES.
271
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,427
ANDY, YOUR COAT IS READY.
272
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,229
GOT IT ALL PRESSED.
273
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,165
Andy:
BE RIGHT DOWN, AUNT BEE.
274
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,399
YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
275
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,001
YES, MA'AM.
ALL DONE.
276
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,770
NOT BAD, I THINK, NOW.
277
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,172
OKAY.
YOU SURE DO LOOK
HANDSOME, PAW.
278
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,439
WHY, THANK YOU, SON.
279
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,408
THERE GONNA BE
ANY GIRLS THERE?
280
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,877
NO, JUST FELLAS.
281
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,845
THEN WHAT'S ALL
THE FUSS ABOUT?
282
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,847
YOU KNOW, THAT'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF
283
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,816
EVER SINCE THIS
WHOLE THING COME UP.
284
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,885
NOW, ANDY, BONNIE TELLS ME
IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT
285
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,020
JOINING THIS CLUB,
AND BESIDES, IT DOESN'T HURT YOU
286
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,488
TO GET DRESSED UP
ONCE IN A WHILE.
287
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,390
NOW, REMEMBER, AUNT BEE,
WE'RE NOT GOING UP THERE
288
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,992
TO NECESSARILY JOIN.
289
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,526
WE'RE JUST GOING UP
TO VISIT.
290
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,870
WELL, BARNEY, COME ON IN,
COME ON IN.
291
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,772
WOW!
292
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,808
ISN'T SOMEBODY GONNA
SAY SOMETHING?
293
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,176
I THINK "WOW"
DOES IT FOR US ALL.
294
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,412
I DON'T HARDLY
KNOW YOU, BARNEY.
295
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,848
YEAH, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO
TAKE TO THE FIREWORKS DISPLAY.
296
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,785
THEY DONE HAD ME THINKING I WAS
HANDSOME BEFORE YOU COME IN.
297
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,921
OH, WELL,
WE'RE DIFFERENT TYPES.
298
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,089
I GUESS WE BETTER
GET GOING, HUH?
299
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,324
I GUESS, WELL...
300
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,892
BYE, PAW,
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
301
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,327
BYE, ANDY.
NOW, WAIT!
302
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,462
STEP OUT WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT
SO IT'LL ALL GO WELL.
303
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,297
OH, ALL RIGHT.
READY? HERE WE GO.
304
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,966
WHOA!
305
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,205
HI.
306
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,274
YOU HOOKED.
307
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,811
NO, I DON'T CARE
FOR ANYTHING.
308
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,813
FELLAS,
HOW ABOUT A DRINK?
309
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,115
I WILL HAVE A DRINK OUT OF
HIS BOTTLE, PLEASE--
310
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,417
HIS PRIVATE STOCK.
311
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,793
OH, EXCUSE ME.
OH, OKAY.
312
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,832
WELL, ANDY, IT'S
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
313
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,267
HIYA, ROGER.
GLAD TO SEE YA.
314
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,602
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE.
315
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,304
BARNEY, IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.
316
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,338
PLEASE, COME IN.
317
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,540
IT'S A NICE PLACE
YOU GOT HERE, ROG.
318
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,909
WELL, THANK YOU.
319
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,412
OH, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
SOME OF OUR MEMBERS.
320
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,546
UH, JOHN DANBY
321
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,148
AND GEORGE BRONSON
322
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,017
THIS IS BARNEY FIFE
AND ANDY TAYLOR.
323
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,151
HOWDY.
324
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,619
HOW ARE YOU?
HELLO, ANDY.
325
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,154
GLAD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
326
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,322
WELL, ROGER TELLS ME
327
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,991
YOU GENTLEMEN ARE
FROM MAYBERRY.
328
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,859
THAT'S RIGHT-- MAYBERRY.
329
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:46,894
THAT'S RIGHT.
330
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,998
WELL, I SEE U.S. STEEL
331
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,466
WENT UP TWO
AND A HALF TODAY.
332
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,568
OF COURSE,
CONSOLIDATED INDUSTRIES
333
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,270
TOOK A SLIGHT DIP--
OFF AN EIGHTH.
334
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,239
THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.
335
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,108
Barney: YES, IT IS,
ISN'T IT?
336
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,545
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US
337
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,248
I'D LIKE THEM TO MEET
SOME OTHER MEMBERS.
338
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,117
YEAH. THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE HERE FOR--
339
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,518
TO HAVE A
LITTLE LOOK-SEE.
340
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,320
GOOD DAY,
GENTLEMEN.
341
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,655
FELLAS, I HATE TO
BREAK UP THIS GOLF LESSON
342
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,391
BUT I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
SOME FRIENDS OF MINE.
343
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,527
BARNEY FIFE, THIS
IS CLIFF BRITAIN
344
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,129
TOM WILSON
HELLO, TOM.
345
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,530
AND JIM BAKER.
HI, BARNEY.
346
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,132
THIS IS
ANDY TAYLOR.
347
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,399
CLIFF BRITAIN
348
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,001
TOM WILSON
MR. WILSON
349
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,136
AND JIM BAKER.
350
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,537
MR. BAKER,
HOW ARE YA?
351
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,671
OH, GOLF, HUH?
352
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,006
YEAH.
353
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,407
WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SHOOT, TOM?
354
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,575
OH, LOW 80s.
355
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,210
OH, THAT'S NOT TOO BAD.
356
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,311
HOW 'BOUT YOU, JIM?
357
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,312
95, 96.
358
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,548
AND HE'S TEACHIN' YOU
HOW TO PLAY?
359
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,084
WHY YOU OUGHTA BE
TAKIN' LESSONS FROM HIM.
360
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,086
THEN YOU'D BE SHOOTIN'
UP IN THE 90s
361
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,454
MAYBE EVEN HIT 100.
362
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,925
YEAH.
363
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,462
WELL, LOOK, BEFORE DINNER
364
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,498
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU FELLAS
THE CLUB TROPHY ROOM.
365
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,301
YEAH. NEXT TO HUNTIN'
THERE'S NOTHIN' I LIKE BETTER
366
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,436
THAN A GOOD GAME OF GOLF
OUT ON THE LINKS.
367
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,729
THIS IS GOOD, ROGER.
WHAT IS THIS?
368
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,731
UH, IT'S BAKED ALASKA.
369
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,666
I DON'T BELIEVE
I'VE EVER HEARD OF IT.
370
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,303
UH, SURE YOU HAVE, ANDY.
UH, YOU JUST FORGOT.
371
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,105
UH, TH-THAT'S BAKED ALASKA.
372
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,306
IT'S THAT NEW DESSERT
373
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,274
THAT COME OUT
SINCE IT BECOME A STATE.
374
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
WELL, THIS CERTAINLY IS
AN EXPERIENCE FOR US
375
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,218
TO COME UP HERE
AND VISIT LIKE THIS.
376
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,552
GOOD SUPPER.
377
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,087
GLAD TO HAVE YOU.
378
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,722
THANK YOU
FOR HAVING US.
379
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,157
GOOD-BYE, ANDY.
380
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,059
YES, SIRREE, AND NOW
THAT WE KNOW
381
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,194
WHERE YOU ARE, WHY,
WE WON'T BE STRANGERS.
382
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,432
WELL, I'LL JUST
SEE YOU FELLAS TO THE DOOR.
383
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,766
OKAY.
384
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,069
THANK YOU AGAIN.
WE ENJOYED IT.
385
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,609
SOUNDS LIKE YOU
AND BARNEY HAD YOURSELF
386
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,111
A HIGH OLD TIME.
387
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,213
OH, IT WAS NICE.
BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
388
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,714
WELL, ARE YOU GOING
TO JOIN?
389
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,283
I DON'T KNOW.
390
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,152
I DON'T CARE ONE WAY
OR THE OTHER.
391
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,419
BARNEY, HE'S THE ONE.
392
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,288
HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE
A FIT TO GET IN.
393
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,757
PA, DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE
SOME KIND OF PASSWORD
394
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,725
OR SECRET SIGN TO
GET INTO THE CLUB?
395
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,262
NO, NO. THEY JUST
OPENED THE DOOR,
396
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,463
AND WE WALKED IN.
397
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,565
WHEN YOU JOIN UP,
ARE YOU GONNA GET
398
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,068
A SWEATER AND CAP
WITH "ESQUIRE" ON IT?
399
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,602
I DON'T THINK SO.
400
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:43,803
HMM.
401
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,039
DON'T SOUND LIKE
MUCH OF A CLUB TO ME.
402
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,045
DID YOU GET THE CALL YET?
DID THEY CALL?
403
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,513
FOR HEAVEN SAKES,
YOU COME IN
404
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,215
LIKE YOU'RE RAIDIN'
THE PLACE.
405
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,217
DID THEY CALL?
ARE WE MEMBERS?
406
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,619
JUST RELAX, BARNEY.
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER CLUB.
407
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,488
YOU'RE MAKIN' TOO MUCH
OUT OF THIS.
408
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,091
TOO MUCH?!
THIS IS THE ESQUIRE CLUB.
409
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,758
OH, I'M SORRY.
GOOD MORNIN', AUNT BEE.
410
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,294
THE WAY I FIGURE IT
411
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,761
THEY VOTED
RIGHT AFTER WE LEFT.
412
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,363
NOW, WHY AIN'T THEY CALLED?
413
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,831
BARNEY, THESE
THINGS TAKE TIME.
414
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,666
NOW, THE BEST THING
IS TO FORGET IT
415
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,435
AND WAIT TILL
YOU HEAR FROM THEM.
416
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,504
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
ANDY, THE BEST THING
417
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,806
IS FORGET IT AND WAIT
TILL WE HEAR FROM THEM.
418
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,641
RELAX. THINK ABOUT
SOMETHIN' ELSE.
419
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,776
THAT'S RIGHT.
THINK ABOUT SOMETHIN' ELSE.
420
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,512
AFTER ALL,
IT WON'T BE A TRAGEDY
421
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,114
IF WE DON'T GET IN,
WILL IT?
422
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,348
DON'T GET IN?!
423
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,217
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
424
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,155
WE'LL LET IT RING ONE MORE TIME.
425
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,290
THAT WAY, IT WON'T LOOK LIKE
WE'RE SO ANXIOUS.
426
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,597
SARAH?
427
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,733
DID YOU HAVE A CALL
THROUGH TO THIS NUMBER?
428
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,202
WELL, PUT IT THROUGH,
FOR HEAVEN SAKES.
429
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,540
HELLO?
430
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,343
HELLO, MISS SIMMS.
431
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,279
IT'S FOR YOU, AUNT BEE.
432
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,617
HELLO, MARIE.
433
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,519
YES.
434
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,255
YES?
435
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,589
YOU DON'T SAY.
436
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,458
AT A TIME LIKE THIS...
437
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,360
MISS SIMMS-- THE BIGGEST
BLABBERMOUTH IN TOWN.
438
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,627
RELAX, BARNEY.
439
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,429
REMEMBER, WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO RELAX.
440
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,531
SHE COULD KEEP THIS LINE
TIED UP FOR HOURS.
441
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,768
YOU WANT TO TELL HER
YOU'LL CALL HER BACK, AUNT BEE.
442
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,903
OH, MARIE,
MAY I CALL YOU BACK?
443
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,605
I, UH...
444
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,641
I'VE GOT SOME CHERRY
POPOVERS IN THE OVEN.
445
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,644
OH, SURE, THEY TURN OUT
NICE AND FLUFFY.
446
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,914
WELL, TH-THE SECRET
IS IN THE BATTER, MARIE.
447
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,250
SURE, I'LL GIVE
IT TO YOU.
448
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,785
YOU TAKE A POUND
OF CHERRIES...
449
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,390
I'LL GIVE YOU THE RECIPE
WHEN I CALL YOU BACK, MARIE.
450
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,724
BYE.
451
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,927
LET ME SEE IF OPIE'S
GONE OFF TO SCHOOL.
452
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,297
HELLO, SARAH?
THIS IS BARNEY FIFE.
453
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,265
WILL YOU KEEP
THE LINE OPEN HERE?
454
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,535
I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL
FROM THE STATE CAPITAL.
455
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,737
WELL, IT'S KIND OF OFFICIAL.
456
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,272
RIGHT.
457
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,673
BARNEY, AIN'T
YOU FORGETTIN'
458
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,542
THE SCHOOL CROSSIN'
THIS MORNIN'?
459
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,944
OF ALL MORNINGS!
460
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613
YOU COVER THE
SCHOOL CROSSIN'.
461
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,648
I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I HEAR ANYTHING.
462
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,350
I KEEP TELLIN' YOU
463
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,352
WE OUGHTA HAVE A TELEPHONE
IN THAT SQUAD CAR.
464
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,787
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET
MODERN AROUND HERE?
465
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,494
WELL, ANDY...
HI, ANDY.
466
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,630
WELL, ROGER, MR. WILSON.
467
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,732
HEY, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
468
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,634
WE'RE JUST DRIVING
UP TO TOM'S PLACE
469
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,868
AND THOUGHT
WE'D DROP BY.
470
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,471
UH-HUH. WELL,
I'M GLAD YOU DID.
471
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,473
YEAH.
UH...
472
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,641
ANDY, ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
473
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,209
OH, ANDY,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
474
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,844
THE BOYS
ALL ENJOYED MEETING YOU.
475
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,379
THEY ENJOYED
TALKING TO YOU.
476
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,880
YES, AND YOU
WERE ACCEPTED 100%.
477
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,881
IT WAS UNANIMOUS.
478
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,650
ANDY, IT'S GONNA
BE WONDERFUL
479
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,851
TO HAVE YOU
ONE OF US.
480
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,753
UH, WH
481
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,688
WELL...
482
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,992
YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM.
483
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,727
WELL, IT'S JUST...
484
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,530
ANDY, WE-WE KIND OF FELT
THAT HE WOULDN'T FIT IN.
485
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,798
Wilson:
WELL, I GUESS HE'S
486
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,000
A NICE ENOUGH FELLA,
ANDY, AND I'M SURE
487
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,635
HE'S A VERY
COMPETENT DEPUTY...
488
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,770
WELL, LOOK, ANDY
489
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,638
I GOT A LOT OF FELLAS
WORKIN' FOR ME
490
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,674
AND WE DON'T BELONG
TO THE SAME CLUBS.
491
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,578
WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD
HAVE A FELLA WORKIN' FOR YA
492
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,746
AND NOT BELONG
TO THE SAME CLUBS
493
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,582
BUT, UH, YOU SEE
494
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,251
WITH, UH, WITH BARNEY AND ME,
IT'S-IT'S DIFFERENT.
495
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:21,020
UH, HE DON'T JUST WORK FOR ME--
WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE FRIENDS.
496
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,555
WELL, ANDY, LIKE I SAID
497
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,824
I'M SURE HE'S
A NICE ENOUGH FELLA...
498
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:29,396
YEAH. WELL, HE WAS JUST
PRESSIN' TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT.
499
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,699
HE TRIED SO HARD
TO PUT HIS BEST FOOT FORWARD
500
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,268
HE TRIPPED OVER IT
AND FELL DOWN.
501
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,870
I'M NOT... I'M NOT
MAKIN' EXCUSES FOR HIM
502
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,541
AND Y'ALL SURE GOT A RIGHT
TO-TO PICK WHO YOU WANT
503
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,811
BUT, UH, WELL, UH,
DON'T, UH, DON'T GET ME WRONG
504
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,748
BUT, UH, I'M-I'M NOT SURE
THAT BARNEY OR ME, EITHER ONE
505
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,950
WOULD FIT IN
AT YOUR, UH, CLUB.
506
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,886
I MEAN, YOU GOT YOUR INTERESTS
AND EVERYTHING
507
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,722
AND-AND WE'VE GOT OURS, AND...
508
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,458
WELL, LET'S, UH, LET'S JUST
LEAVE IT THIS WAY--
509
00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,792
IT WAS NICE OF YOU
510
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,794
TO INVITE US TO
COME UP THERE AND VISIT
511
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,397
AND, WELL, WE'RE OBLIGED
TO YOU FOR THAT. I AM.
512
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,366
IT'S GREAT OF YOU
TO TAKE IT THIS WAY.
513
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,967
I'M SORRY YOU
WON'T BE JOINING US.
514
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,836
WELL, NOW, LISTEN,
NO HARD FEELINGS
515
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,472
AND JUST BECAUSE
WE WON'T BELONG TO THE SAME CLUB
516
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,806
WHY, THERE'S NO REASON
517
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,842
WHY WE CAN'T FISH
AT THE SAME FISHIN' HOLE.
518
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,444
I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, ANDY.
519
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,945
YOU COME ON BACK,
NOW, ANYTIME.
520
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,448
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
AND WE'LL BE SEEIN' YOU.
521
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,849
OKAY. HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
522
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,017
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
523
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,609
THAT WAS THEM.
THAT WAS ROG'S CAR.
524
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,110
WE'RE SO IMPORTANT,
525
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,546
THEY HAD TO COME HERE
IN PERSON AND TELL US.
526
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,883
BOY, IF THIS AIN'T THE BIGGEST
DAY THAT EVER HAPPENED...
527
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,918
WH-WHAT'S THE
MATTER, ANDY?
528
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,521
WHY ARE YOU LOOKIN' LIKE THAT?
529
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,423
WE'RE IN, AIN'T WE?
530
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,394
WELL...NO.
531
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:13,666
FACT IS, THEY WAS ABOUT
TO ACCEPT ONE OF US.
532
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,768
ONE OF US?
533
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,637
UH-HUH.
534
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,473
YOU MUST BE KIDDIN'.
535
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,576
I'D LIKE TO PUNCH 'EM ALL
RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
536
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,111
THERE AIN'T NO USE TO GET UPSET.
537
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,146
THEY GOT A RIGHT
TO PICK WHO THEY WANT.
538
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,481
OF ALL THE NERVE.
539
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,582
OF ALL THE NERVE!
540
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,917
BOY, THIS REALLY STEAMS ME.
541
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,118
TAKE IT EASY.
542
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,653
TAKE IT EASY, NOTHIN'.
543
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,622
WHAT ARE THEY, A BUNCH
OF SNOBS OR SOMETHIN'?
544
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,023
NOW, BARNEY...
545
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,125
IMAGINE THAT.
IMAGINE THAT...
546
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:42,094
TURNIN' DOWN
A NICE GUY LIKE YOU.
547
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,464
HUH?
548
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,533
WHO DO THEY THINK
THEY ARE, ANYWAY?
549
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,900
WELL, THEY COULDN'T FIND
550
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,002
A NICER GUY THAN YOU
IN THE WHOLE WORLD
551
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,571
TO BE IN THEIR OLD CLUB.
552
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,772
WELL, I'LL SHOW 'EM.
553
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,040
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
554
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,675
I'LL TELL YA WHAT I'M DOIN'.
555
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,144
IF YOU AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH
FOR 'EM, NEITHER AM I.
556
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,447
I'M SENDIN' IN
MY RESIGNATION.
557
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,793
HEY, BARNEY, GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?
558
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,628
I JUST WENT FISHING WITH ANOTHER
ONE OF THEM CLUB FELLAS,
559
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,430
AND HE WANTS US
TO JOIN HIS CLUB.
560
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,765
HE DOES?
YEAH.
561
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,066
I KNEW IT.
562
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,768
I KNEW THE MINUTE
THE WORD GOT AROUND
563
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503
THAT WE DIDN'T GO
IN THE ESQUIRE CLUB,
564
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,071
ANOTHER OUTFIT WOULD
WANT TO SNAP US UP.
565
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,806
WHAT CLUB IS IT?
THE TOMAHAWKS.
566
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,208
THE TOMAHAWKS. DON'T BELIEVE
I EVER HEARD OF THE...
567
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,910
ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL MY LEG?
568
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,745
SHH! HERE COMES
THE PRESIDENT NOW.
569
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,052
DID YOU TALK TO HIM, PAW?
570
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,187
YEP.
571
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,889
DOES HE WANT TO JOIN?
572
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,592
IT'D BE AN HONOR, OPE.
573
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,937
RAISE YOUR TOMAHAWK
IN YOUR RIGHT HAND.
574
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,039
FACE THE RISING SUN.
575
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,509
AND REPEAT AFTER ME.
576
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,611
AS A TOMAHAWK,
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR
577
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,879
TO BE FAIR AND SQUARE
AT ALL TIMES.
578
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,615
AS A TOMAHAWK,
AS A TOMAHAWK,
579
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,517
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR
580
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,585
TO BE FAIR AND SQUARE
TO BE FAIR AND SQUARE
581
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,487
AT ALL TIMES.
AT ALL TIMES.
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