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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNIE HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK
TO WORK TODAY, DO YOU, PAW?
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NO, I EXPECT BARNEY
CAN HANDLE IT.
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OH, BOY.
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JUST YOU AND ME
HAVING A DAY OFF.
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YEAH, WELL, I WORKED
HARD ALL WEEK
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SO I FIGURE I EARNED IT.
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AND I WORKED HARD
IN SCHOOL
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SO I EARNED IT, TOO.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, 'MORNING.
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HI.
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HOW THEY BITING?
TERRIBLE.
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COULDN'T CATCH A THING
ALL MORNING.
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TRIED EVERYTHING.
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EVEN TRIED
A LITTLE MAGIC FISH TALK.
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MAGIC FISH TALK?
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HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
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WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY A TALK.
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IT'S MORE OF A GURGLE.
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CAN HE REALLY
TALK TO FISH, PAW?
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WELL, IF THE MAN SAYS
HE'S DONE IT
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I EXPECT HE CAN.
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CAN'T SAY
AS HOW I CAN, THOUGH.
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I NEVER RUN INTO A FISH
I CARED TO CONVERSE WITH.
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FIRST TIME
THROUGH MAYBERRY?
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YUP.
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WELL, I'M THE
SHERIFF HERE.
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LATER ON, IF YOU'RE OF A MIND
TO, STOP UPTOWN AND LOOK AROUND.
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MIGHT JUST DO THAT --
THANKS, SHERIFF.
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GOING TO TRY THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE LAKE NOW.
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OKAY, WE'LL
SEE YOU.
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GOOD LUCK.
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WELL, I GUESS THE FISH JUST
WASN'T HUNGRY TODAY.
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MAYBE THEY ATE
OUR SANDWICHES.
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YEAH, PROBABLY LEFT
THEM AT HOME --
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PUT THE STUFF IN BACK
AND GET RID OF THE BAIT NOW.
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AHH...
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YEP, YEP, YEP.
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Barney:
GET ON IN THERE.
GO ON.
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COME ON.
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STAY RIGHT THERE.
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STAND RIGHT THERE.
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SECOND THOUGHT
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COME OVER HERE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.
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COME ON.
COME IN, COME IN!
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WHAT'S THE TROUBLE,
BARNEY?
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NO TROUBLE.
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JUST BOOKING THIS MAN
ON A "VAG" CHARGE.
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"VAG"?
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VAGRANT.
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OH.
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CAUGHT HIM DOWN
AT THE FREIGHT YARD,
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YOU KNOW, HANGING
AROUND DOWN THERE.
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LOOKS LIKE HE WAS
GOING TO HOOK A RIDE,
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MAYBE SLIP
OUT OF TOWN, YOU KNOW,
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KIND OF -- SO I NABBED HIM,
BROUGHT HIM IN HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU
THERE-- NEXT!
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COME ON, STEP UP
HERE TO THE DESK.
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WELL, MOVE!
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NOW, THIS HERE'S
THE HIGH SHERIFF.
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NOW, YOU STATE
YOUR NAME.
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DAVID BROWNE,
WITH AN "E".
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HOW YOU DOING, SHERIFF?
HOW'S THE FISHIN'?
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Andy: OH, JUST FAIR, CAUGHT
A COUPLE OF LITTLE ONES.
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
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DIDN'T DO THAT GOOD.
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WATER'S A LITTLE MUDDY,
I GUESS.
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I GOT RID
OF THE BAIT, PAW.
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HI. DID YOUR
MAGIC FISH TALK
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WORK ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE LAKE?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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Andy:
OH, WE RUN
INTO MR. BROWNE
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WHEN WE WAS FISHING
THIS MORNING.
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WHAT, UH... WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO OUR PART OF THE COUNTRY?
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OH, A VACATION.
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FISHING, STUFF LIKE THAT.
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GETTING AWAY
FROM BUSINESS WORRIES.
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BUSINESS?
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HE AIN'T GOT A CENT ON HIM.
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I SELDOM CARRY
MORE THAN $50
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IN CASH.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT
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I FIND IT'S BETTER NOT
TO CARRY ANY MONEY AT ALL,
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AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHY.
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MAY I HAVE A COIN?
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UM, SURE.
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YOU SEE,
WHEN I HAVE MONEY
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I FIND THAT IT ALWAYS,
UH...
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DISAPPEARS.
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THEN I NEED MONEY...
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I FIND THERE'S ALWAYS
SOME AROUND SOMEWHERE.
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SO WHY CARRY ANY?
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IS THERE ANY MORE IN THERE?
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OH, YEAH, LOTS MORE,
BUT WHY TAKE IT OUT?
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IT WOULD ONLY, UM...
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DISAPPEAR AGAIN.
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JUST A LITTLE TRICK.
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GOSH!
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PRETTY GOOD, TOO --
HUH, BARN?
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CAN YOU DO IT, BARNEY?
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WELL, OF COURSE,
I CAN DO IT, ANY OLD TIME.
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LET'S BOOK
HIM, SHERIFF.
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WHAT'S WRONG, PAW?
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OH, NO, NOTHING.
NOTHING WRONG.
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NO. MR. BROWNE
JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT
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IF THE SHERIFFIN'
DEPARTMENT'S ON ITS TOES
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AND I TOLD HIM WE
ARE -- NIGHT AND DAY.
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AND THAT WE CAN ASSURE HIM
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THAT HE WON'T HAVE
ANY TROUBLE IN MAYBERRY.
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THAT IS THE UNDERSTANDING,
AIN'T IT?
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COULDN'T HAVE STATED IT BETTER.
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MAY I SAY THAT YOUR CONFIDENCE
IS WELL-PLACED.
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I, TOO, AM A DISCIPLE
OF LAW AND ORDER.
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GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.
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OH, UH,
MR. BROWNE.
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I'D SAY ONE DISAPPEARANCE
TRICK'S PLENTY.
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OH.
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CERTAINLY.
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YEAH.
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ANDY, YOU LET HIM
SLIP RIGHT THROUGH
YOUR FINGERS.
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UH, OPIE,
WHY DON'T YOU...
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
AND TRY YOUR LUCK
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ON THE GUMBALL MACHINE
DOWN THE STREET?
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THEY'RE BAD FOR MY TEETH.
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WELL, ONE
WON'T HURT YOU.
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I'D RATHER LISTEN ANYHOW.
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YOU REST YOUR EARS
AND WORK YOUR JAW.
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GO ON.
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OKAY, PAW.
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NOW, CHEW IT,
DON'T SWALLOW IT.
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OKAY.
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AIN'T NO USE TO RUN HIM
DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BOY.
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ANYHOW, THE MAN'S
JUST PASSING THROUGH
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AND WE DON'T AIM
TO PESTER FOLKS
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THAT MAY BE A LITTLE BIT
DOWN ON THEIR LUCK.
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BUT, ANDY, HE'S NO ORDINARY
HOBO, HE'S TOO SLICK!
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HE MIGHT EVEN BE
A MEMBER OF SOME MOB!
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YOU KNOW, THEY NEVER DID CLEAN
UP ALL THAT CAPONE GANG --
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HE MIGHT BE
MR. BIG, HIMSELF!
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WHAT WOULD MR. BIG
BE DOING IN MAYBERRY?
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WELL, PLENTY! HIDEOUT!
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MAYBE HE GOT SHOT UP AND HE COME
HERE TO RECOVER!
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WELL, IT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME!
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SUIT YOURSELF, BARNEY,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE IN FOR
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A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT --
HE SURE LOOKS HARMLESS TO ME!
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YEAH, WELL,
JUST THE SAME
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I'M GOING TO KEEP THESE
BABY BLUES WIDE OPEN --
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VERY WIDE OPEN.
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THESE LOOK VERY NICE.
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THEN AGAIN,
THESE HAVE PRIZES.
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WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE BOTH?
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BUT I ONLY GOT
ONE PENNY.
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YOU DON'T NEED
ANY MONEY
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AS LONG AS YOU HAVE
THE MAGIC TOUCH
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AND KNOW
THE MAGIC WORD.
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IS IT LIKE FISH TALK?
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NO, NO.
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THIS IS GUMBALL TALK.
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YOU SEE,
I PUT ONE HAND
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UNDER HERE.
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WATCH THAT HAND.
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AND WITH
THE OTHER HAND
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I REACH BACK HERE
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AND SAY
THE MAGIC WORD...
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TUSCARORA.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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SAY,
THAT'S PRETTY NIFTY.
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HOW'S IT WORK?
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SAY THE MAGIC WORD,
GIVE THE MAGIC TOUCH
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AND THE MACHINE
GIVES ME THE GUMBALL.
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BUT AIN'T THAT CHEATING?
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CHEATING?
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OH, MY NO, NO, NO.
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WHY THIS LITTLE MACHINE
DOESN'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
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WHAT WOULD A GUMBALL
MACHINE USE MONEY FOR?
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DOES IT HAVE
TO BUY FOOD?
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DOES IT HAVE TO
BUY CLOTHES?
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OR, UH, ROLLER SKATES?
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OR GO TO THE MOVIES?
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NO, NO, IT DOESN'T WANT
YOUR MONEY AT ALL.
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IT DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO BUY GUM.
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RIGHT.
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SO, WHETHER
YOU PUT IN A PENNY
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OR JUST GIVE IT
A PAT WITH THE HAND
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IT'S JUST AS HAPPY
EITHER WAY.
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HAVE ANOTHER?
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TUSCARORA.
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ANOTHER?
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TUSCARORA.
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I DON'T LIKE
TO DO THIS
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BUT THE LAW
IS THE LAW.
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BARNEY, WHAT --
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WILL YOU QUIT
ARRESTING HIM?
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BUT, ANDY,
I GOT HIM
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ON AN OUT-AND-OUT
SIX-THREE -- LOITERING.
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I DON'T MEAN
TO BREAK THE LAW
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BUT SEEMS
I GOT NO CHOICE.
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IF I MOVE, I'M A VAGRANT.
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IF I STAND STILL,
I'M LOITERING.
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BUT, ANDY, HE'S GOT
NO VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT.
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WELL, MAYBE WE CAN FIND
A REMEDY FOR THAT.
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LET'S SEE, I BELIEVE I DO KNOW
ONE JOB THAT'S OPEN.
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AUNT BEE'S BEEN AFTER ME
FOR THE LONGEST KIND OF TIME
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TO DO A LITTLE
HEDGE-TRIMMING.
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HEDGE
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THAT'S RIGHT --
IF A FELLA'S A HEDGE-TRIMMER,
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WHY, HE'S NOT A VAGRANT.
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AND IF HE'S TRIMMING,
HE'S NOT LOITERING.
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I RECKON I CAN HANDLE THAT.
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GOOD, GOOD,
GO ON OUT TO THE CAR
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AND I'LL DRIVE YOU
OVER TO THE HOUSE.
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FINISH THIS,
WILL YOU, BARNEY?
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BOY, IF THAT
AIN'T SOMETHING.
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INVITING HIM
RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE.
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL HAVE A WELCOME WAGON
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DOWN AT THE FREIGHT YARDS.
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OH, BARNEY.
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FIRST, WE MUST
DETERMINE
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PRECISELY WHAT TYPE
OF ATMOSPHERE
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WE DESIRE TO CREATE.
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THE STATELY, DIGNIFIED
SOLID FEELING
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OF THE HEDGES AROUND
BUCKINGHAM PALACE
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OR THE SHAPELY
FREE FORM
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THAT SURROUNDS
THE FOUNTAINS OF ROME?
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PAW USUALLY JUST
LOPS OFF THE TOPS.
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PERHAPS, AN ORIENTAL
MOTIF IS INDICATED.
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WHERE YOU TAKE
THE SHRUBBERY
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AND CAREFULLY MOLD IT
INTO LIVING SCULPTURE
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BY DISCIPLINING
THE OLD
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AND INTERWEAVING
THE NEW.
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PAW USUALLY JUST...
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Both:
...LOPS OFF THE TOPS.
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DON'T THEY WORK?
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OH, YES.
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BUT THERE'S A GREAT DEAL
OF DISCUSSION
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00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,294
THAT ENTERS INTO THIS.
240
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NEVER START A JOB WITHOUT
THOROUGHLY TALKING IT OUT.
241
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,899
NEVER STINT
ON THE DISCUSSION STAGE.
242
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,101
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES MAN
FROM THE APES.
243
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,037
I FAVOR
BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
244
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,939
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
245
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,074
OKAY BY ME.
246
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,809
BUCKINGHAM
PALACE IT IS.
247
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,812
WE'LL START FIRST
THING TOMORROW.
248
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,814
TOMORROW?
249
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:14,815
YES, I'LL BE FRESHER THEN.
250
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,650
IT'S THE MOST PERFECT DAY
251
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,686
TO START ANY JOB -- TOMORROW.
252
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,654
THE MOST MARVELOUS DAY
THAT WAS EVER INVENTED.
253
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,222
WHEY, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING A MAN CAN'T DO...
254
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,757
TOMORROW.
255
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,226
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
256
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,765
WELL, IF I DON'T HAVE TO
WORK,I'LL TAKE YOU.
257
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,834
OPIE, WHAT'S GOT
INTO YOU THIS MORNING?
258
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,168
YOUR ROOM IS A MESS.
259
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,670
YOUR CLOTHES ARE
ALL OVER THE PLACE,
260
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,271
COLORING BOOKS, TOYS IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR.
261
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,273
YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
262
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,909
COULDN'T I DO IT TOMORROW?
263
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,143
Aunt Bee:
TOMORROW?
264
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,945
YOUNG MAN, YOU HOP UP
FROM THERE RIGHT NOW
265
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,379
AND DO LIKE AUNT BEE SAYS.
266
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,248
CAN'T WE DISCUSS IT FIRST?
267
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,783
HOW'S THAT?
268
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,884
TALK IT OVER.
269
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,286
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES US
FROM THE APES.
270
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,091
WOULD YOU MIND
RUNNING OVER THAT
AGAIN RIGHT SLOW?
271
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,393
COULDN'T I DO IT TOMORROW?
272
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:05,065
IT'S THE PERFECT TIME
TO START ANY JOB -- TOMORROW.
273
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,034
TOMORROW? YOUR TOMORROW'S
REALLY GOING TO SMART
274
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,702
IF YOU DON'T
PICK UP THAT ROOM
275
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,104
AND DO IT NOW
SO YOU WON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
276
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,105
OKAY, PAW.
277
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,673
GO ON.
278
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,245
WHERE DOES HE GET
SUCH IDEAS?
279
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,013
I DON'T KNOW.
280
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,455
GONNA CUT IT TODAY,
MR. DAVE?
281
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,058
YUP, I SUPPOSE SO.
282
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,060
HEY.
283
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,328
WHICH WAY IS THAT
LAKE FROM HERE?
284
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,165
THE LAKE? THAT WAY,
ABOUT A MILE.
285
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,166
I THOUGHT SO.
286
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,068
I JUST HEARD
A FISH JUMP.
287
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,103
YOU MUST HAVE
AWFUL GOOD EARS.
288
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,373
WELL, YOU GOT TO LISTEN
IN A VERY SPECIAL WAY.
289
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,375
OOP! THERE HE
GOES AGAIN.
290
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,476
YOU HEAR HIM?
291
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,344
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE.
292
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,946
OH, HE'S
A BIG FELLOW.
293
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,048
ABOUT 13 INCHES,
ONE BLUE EYE
294
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,084
PART OF HIS
TAIL FIN MISSING.
295
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,086
CAN YOU TELL
ALL THAT?
296
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,954
WELL, I'M
PART INDIAN,
YOU KNOW.
297
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:01,955
YOU ARE?
298
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:02,956
OH, YEAH.
299
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,257
HE'S JUST LYING
DOWN THERE
300
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,094
WAITING FOR A SMART FELLOW
TO LOWER A ROPE TO HIM.
301
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,962
I GOT TO GO
TO SCHOOL.
302
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,364
I BET I COULD CATCH HIM
WITH MY GOLLY-WOBBLER.
303
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,499
WHAT'S THAT?
304
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:16,036
WHY, I THOUGHT
EVERYBODY KNEW WHAT
A GOLLY-WOBBLER WAS.
305
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,971
IT'S A LITTLE
INVENTION OF MINE.
306
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,273
FISH JUST FLOCK
AROUND IT.
307
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,777
NOW, FISH WERE MADE
TO BE CAUGHT AND EATEN.
308
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:27,114
IT'S ALMOST THE DUTY
OF MANKIND TO DO THAT.
309
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,149
AND I'M GOING
TO DO MY DUTY.
310
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,119
SEE YOU, OPE.
311
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,549
AUNT BEE, I BELIEVE THAT'S AS
GOOD A LUNCH AS I EVER HAD!
312
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,152
WELL, THEN, ANOTHER
LITTLE PIECE OF PIE.
313
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,820
OH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
FATTEN ME UP?
314
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,221
OH, COME ON, NOW --
315
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,057
NO, NOW I GOT TO
GO TO WORK, AUNT BEE!
316
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,159
A BIT MORE.
HI, ANYBODY HOME?
317
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,127
HI, BARN, I'M LEAVING
IN A SECOND.
318
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,396
WELL, I'M HERE ON OFFICIAL
BUSINESS, I GOT ME A PRISONER.
319
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,231
PRISONER?
320
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,968
UH-HUH, I NABBED HIM COMING IN
THE BACK DOOR OF THE JAILHOUSE
321
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,369
AFTER A FISH POLE.
322
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,137
A FISH POLE?
323
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,839
I GUESS
THE PROPER CHARGE
324
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,408
WOULD BE JUST PLAIN,
EVERYDAY HOOKEY.
325
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,512
OPIE.
326
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,482
OPIE, YOU NEVER
DID THAT BEFORE.
327
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,516
NO, PAW.
328
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,885
NOW, YOU SATISFIED?
329
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,421
YOUR PAL'S BEGINNING
TO AFFECT YOUR OWN BOY.
330
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,090
Andy: OPIE, WHAT MADE YOU
DO A THING LIKE THAT?
331
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,458
WHY EVEN ASK HIM?
YOU KNOW. I KNOW.
332
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,626
BARNEY...
333
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,461
IT'S PLAIN FOR
EVERYBODY TO SEE.
334
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,463
THE BOY NEVER PLAYED
HOOKEY BEFORE.
335
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,631
NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN
HE DOES, NO MYSTERY TO ME.
336
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,333
BARNEY, WAIT!
337
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,168
OPIE, I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME
338
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:59,606
WHO'S BEEN TEACHING YOU
HOW TO PLAY HOOKEY.
339
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,541
OPIE.
340
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,058
YEAH?
YOU'RE SURE, NOW?
341
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,960
WELL, DON'T YOU TOUCH
A THING.
342
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,362
I'LL SEND ONE OF OUR MEN
OVER THERE RIGHT AWAY.
343
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,297
OH, ANDY, EVERYTHING'S
BREAKING LOOSE.
344
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,100
FIRST MRS. TILLMAN HAD AN APPLE
PIE STOLEN FROM HER WINDOW.
345
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,202
NOW JESS CRAWFORD JUST
REPORTED A CHICKEN THIEF.
346
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,038
IT'S A REGULAR
REIGN OF TERROR!
347
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,940
AND WHAT'S MORE, I GOT
A PRETTY FAIR IDEA
348
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,007
JUST WHO'S BEHIND IT.
349
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,308
YOUR FRIEND
PETE THE TRAMP.
350
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,309
WHERE'S MY GUN?
351
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,310
HI, PAW.
352
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,378
OH, HI, OPE.
353
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,414
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO JOIN
ME AND BARNEY FOR LUNCH.
354
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,583
AUNT BEE MADE US SOME EXTRA
SPECIAL BOLOGNA SANDWICHES.
355
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,651
I ALREADY HAD LUNCH, PAW.
356
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,652
YOU DID?
357
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,653
WITH MR. DAVE.
358
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,288
WHAT DID YOU HAVE?
359
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,322
ROAST CHICKEN.
360
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,058
YOU SET UP
THE ROADBLOCK!
361
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,292
I'LL GET THE CAR.
362
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,326
WAIT A MINUTE.
363
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,562
SOUNDS LIKE
QUITE A FEED.
364
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,330
FOR DESSERT, WE HAD APPLE PIE.
365
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,466
ANDY, YOU HEARD?
366
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:03,203
UH, WHERE DID MR. DAVE
GET THE CHICKEN AND THE PIE?
367
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,672
FROM THE SAME MAGIC
HE USES ALL THE TIME.
368
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,308
TOMORROW, HE SAYS,
HE'S GONNA HAVE BEEF STEAK.
369
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,342
BEEF STEAK?
370
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,644
OH, MY GOSH,
THERE GOES A WHOLE COW.
371
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,014
YOU KNOW, PAW
372
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,084
HOBOIN' SURE SEEMS LIKE A LOT
MORE FUN THAN SHERIFFIN'.
373
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,386
THEY SURE DO SEEM TO EAT BETTER.
374
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,721
I GUESS THAT'S
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SMART.
375
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,956
MR. DAVE INVENTED
376
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,058
THE GOLLY-WOBBLE
SUPER FISH-CATCHER.
377
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,994
HE GAVE ME THIS ONE TO KEEP.
378
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,397
UH, OPE, YOU'D BETTER
RUN ON BACK TO SCHOOL.
379
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,565
OKAY, PAW.
380
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,302
THERE. NOW YOU
SATISFIED?
381
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,536
A FIEND'S
ON THE LOOSE.
382
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,071
CITIZENS LIVIN'
IN TERROR.
383
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,606
WE GOT TO GO
DOWN TO HIS SHACK
384
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,441
AND SMOKE HIM OUT,
USE TEAR GAS.
385
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,611
YEAH, I BELIEVE I'LL GO DOWN
AND PAY HIM A VISIT.
386
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,546
WE'LL MOVE IN FROM
THE HIGH GROUND
387
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,580
AND SURROUND HIM.
388
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,316
THROW A CORDON
AROUND HIS HIDEOUT.
389
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,750
LET ME SEE IF
I GOT MY BULLET.
390
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,985
YEAH. YEAH.
391
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:52,986
OKAY, LET'S GO.
392
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,021
YOU STAY HERE.
393
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,222
I'M GOIN' ALONE.
394
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,556
UH...
395
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,374
WELL, SHERIFF, IT'S AN HONOR.
396
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,009
WHERE'S OPIE?
397
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,677
HE'S IN SCHOOL.
398
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,213
DRAG UP SOMETHIN'
AND SIT DOWN.
399
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,049
MAKIN' A NEW FISH LURE.
400
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,550
I GAVE THE OTHER ONE
401
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,485
I HAD TO OPIE.
402
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,154
YEAH, HE SHOWED
IT TO ME...
403
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,456
WHEN HE TOLD ME ABOUT
THE CHICKEN DINNER.
404
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,590
OH, THAT. YEAH.
405
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,625
TOO BAD ABOUT THAT POOR BIRD.
406
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,628
RUN DOWN IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE ROAD BY A NEW SPORTS CAR.
407
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,464
I TRIED TO GET
THE LICENSE NUMBER
408
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,267
BUT YOU UNDERSTAND --
ALL THAT DUST AND EVERYTHING.
409
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,037
WHAT RUN OVER THE PIE?
410
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,073
THE PIE WAS, UH...
411
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,642
UH, THE PIE, UH...
412
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,179
WELL, THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.
413
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,213
GOOD.
414
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,314
IT'S ABOUT OPIE.
415
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,582
SOMETHIN' WRONG?
416
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,250
YEAH, THERE'S
SOMETHIN' WRONG.
417
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,518
HE ATE TOO MUCH?
418
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,720
NO. IT GOES A LITTLE
DEEPER THAN THAT.
419
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,655
WELL, UH, WHAT IS IT?
420
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,258
I'VE GROWN AWFUL FOND
OF THAT YOUNG FELLA.
421
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,259
WHAT'S WRONG?
422
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,395
THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOMETHING WRONG
423
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,396
WITH HIS THINKIN'.
424
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,331
HE'S GOTTEN A
LITTLE TWISTED
425
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,432
ON THINGS LATELY.
426
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,834
LIKE BEIN' ABLE
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE
427
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,303
'TWEEN RIGHT
AND WRONG.
428
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,804
NOT THAT THAT'S
AN EASY THING.
429
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,672
A LOT OF GROWNUPS
STILL STRUGGLIN'
430
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,074
WITH THAT
SAME PROBLEM
431
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,144
BUT IT'S ESPECIALLY DIFFICULT
FOR A YOUNGSTER
432
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,546
'CAUSE THINGS RUB OFF
ON 'EM SO EASY.
433
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,181
I SEE.
434
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:32,152
YOU'RE SUGGESTIN' THAT MAYBE
I'M NOT FIT COMPANY FOR OPIE?
435
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,355
THAT WOULD SEEM TO BE THE CASE.
436
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,191
WELL, SHERIFF,
MAYBE I DO LOOK AT THINGS
437
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,293
DIFFERENTLY THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
438
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,394
IS THAT WRONG?
439
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,829
I LIVE BY MY WITS.
440
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,166
I'M NOT ABOVE BENDING
THE LAW NOW AND THEN
441
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,868
TO KEEP CLOTHES ON MY BACK
OR FOOD IN MY STOMACH.
442
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,471
I LIVE THE KIND OF LIFE
443
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,441
THAT OTHER PEOPLE
WOULD JUST LOVE TO LIVE
444
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,576
IF THEY ONLY HAD THE COURAGE.
445
00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,580
WHO'S TO SAY THAT THE BOY WOULD
BE HAPPIER YOUR WAY OR MINE?
446
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,283
WHY NOT LET HIM DECIDE?
447
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,718
NAH, I'M AFRAID
IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY.
448
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,621
YOU CAN'T LET A YOUNG 'UN
DECIDE FOR HIMSELF.
449
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,159
HE'LL GRAB AT THE FIRST FLASHY
THING WITH SHINY RIBBONS ON IT.
450
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,295
THEN WHEN HE FINDS OUT THERE'S
A HOOK IN IT, IT'S TOO LATE.
451
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,597
WRONG IDEAS COME PACKAGED
WITH SO MUCH GLITTER
452
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,732
IT'S HARD TO CONVINCE HIM
THAT OTHER THINGS
453
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,534
MIGHT BE BETTER IN THE LONG RUN.
454
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,304
ALL A PARENT CAN DO
455
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:29,276
IS SAY, "WAIT. TRUST ME,"
AND TRY TO KEEP TEMPTATION AWAY.
456
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,778
THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE
INVITING ME TO LEAVE.
457
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,580
THAT'S RIGHT.
458
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:38,351
WELL, YOU'RE WEARIN' A BADGE,
SO I'LL LEAVE.
459
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,620
THAT WASN'T SO DIFFICULT.
460
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,788
YOUR PROBLEM'S SOLVED.
461
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,390
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
462
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,491
THAT BOY THINKS
463
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,659
JUST ABOUT EVER'THIN'
YOU DO IS PERFECT
464
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,229
SO MY PROBLEM'S JUST BEGINNIN'.
465
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,299
YOU LEFT BEHIND AN AWFUL LOT
OF UNSCRAMBLIN' TO BE DONE.
466
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,333
NOW, LOOK...
467
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,534
GOOD-BYE, MR. DAVE.
468
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,808
COME ON.
469
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,544
NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT
THIS TIME, SHERIFF.
470
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,513
CAUGHT HIM
WITH THE GOODS.
471
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,614
PURSE SNATCHER.
472
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,648
A PURSE SNATCHER?
473
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,616
WHOSE IS IT?
474
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,750
YOU CAN JUST ABOUT GUESS,
IT'S AUNT BEE'S.
475
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,285
GOT HER NAME IN IT.
476
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,620
NO TRICKS
FROM YOU, NOW.
477
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,289
UH, OPIE, MAYBE YOU
BETTER WAIT OUTSIDE
478
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,390
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
479
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,660
YOU MEAN YOU TOOK
AUNT BEE'S POCKETBOOK?
480
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:24,163
MR. DAVE
481
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,573
BUT THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS
MONEY TO BUY FOOD.
482
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,242
HOW'D IT HAPPEN?
483
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,243
I WAS OUT ON PATROL
484
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,710
AND HE RUN RIGHT
IN FRONT OF ME
485
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,479
CARRYIN' THIS
WOMAN'S POCKETBOOK.
486
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,948
I TOLD YOU I WAS
GONNA KEEP THESE
OPEN, AND I DID.
487
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,550
EVERYTHING JUST CLICKED,
FELL RIGHT INTO PLACE,
488
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,286
AND I REALIZED THAT
THIS WASN'T HIS.
489
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,788
BOY, HE PLAYED IT JUST LIKE
HE WANTED TO GET NABBED.
490
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,357
HE DID, HUH?
491
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,391
YEAH.
492
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,293
ALL RIGHT, COME
ON, LET'S GO.
493
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,427
COME ON.
COME ON.
494
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,695
RIGHT OVER THERE.
495
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,397
THAT CELL
RIGHT THERE.
496
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,532
COME ON, LET'S GO.
497
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,202
I'M SAVIN' THE OTHER CELL
FOR THE REST OF THE GANG.
498
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,520
YOU REALLY STOLE IT?
499
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,561
BARNEY, MAYBE YOU
BETTER DRIVE HIM HOME.
500
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,762
YEAH.
501
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:06,866
I'LL TELL AUNT BEE
ABOUT THE POCKETBOOK.
502
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,333
GETTIN' CAUGHT LIKE
THAT'S PRETTY CARELESS
503
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,535
FOR A MAN THAT
LIVES BY HIS WITS.
504
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,471
SHERIFF, YOU'VE GOT
YOUR EVIDENCE,
505
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,739
YOU'VE GOT YOUR MAN --
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
506
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,775
WELL, THERE MAY BE
ONE OTHER THING
507
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,677
THAT MIGHT BE WORTH MENTIONING.
508
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,380
I HAPPEN TO KNOW
THAT THIS IS A POCKETBOOK
509
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,748
THAT MY AUNT BEE
THREW OUT IN THE TRASH.
510
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:10,463
WELL, THAT'LL BE THE
3:45 STOPPIN' FOR WATER.
511
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:14,100
NO LAW I KNOW OF AGAINST
TRASH COLLECTIN'.
512
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:19,138
MR. DAVE, I'D SAY YOU
GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH.
513
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,608
SUIT YOURSELF.
514
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,977
OH, I...
I, UH...
515
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:25,945
SURE DO APPRECIATE --
516
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:29,816
SHERIFF, LIKE YOU SAY,
I GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH.
517
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,384
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DEPUTY
518
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,152
TO PICK ME UP
FOR LOITERIN', DO YOU?
519
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,888
YEAH.
520
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,057
HI, BARN!
521
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:14,060
HUH, SEE OLD DAVE BROWNE GOT TO
YOU WITH THE MAGIC, TOO?
522
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,762
YOU'RE TRYING IT NOW, EH?
523
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,964
YEAH, WELL, YOU DON'T LEARN THIS
STUFF OVERNIGHT, YOU KNOW.
524
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,932
I MEAN, THIS TAKES SOMETIMES
YEARS OF PRACTICE
525
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,469
TO GET YOUR HANDS TO MANIPULATE
JUST RIGHT.
526
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,737
IT DOES?
YEAH -- LISTEN TO THIS...
527
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,774
"NIMBLENESS, AGILITY
AND DEXTERITY
528
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,643
ARE THE KEY WORDS
TO HAND MAGIC.
529
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:31,811
AND THESE CAN BE YOURS
530
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:34,213
IF YOU ARE WILLING
TO DEVOTE
531
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,183
THE PATIENCE AND CONSTANT
PRACTICE NECESSARY."
532
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,185
WATCH THIS.
533
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,920
OKAY, SEE,
NOTHING UP THE SLEEVES.
534
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,690
ALL RIGHT, WATCH
YOU WATCHING?
535
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:44,791
YEAH, I'M WATCHING.
536
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:47,594
OKAY, HERE SHE GOES,
DISAPPEAR!
537
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,161
IT TAKES A WHILE.
538
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,063
YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD, THOUGH,
IF YOU HADN'T HAD DROPPED IT.
539
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,832
PAW, WANT TO
SEE SOMETHING?
540
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,934
SOMETHING I LEARNED
FROM MR. BROWNE!
541
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,002
WATCH THIS, BARNEY!
542
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,947
HEY, THAT'S GOOD!
543
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,149
YEAH, WELL, I GOT TO BE
GOING OUT ON PATROL.
544
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,684
BARNEY, YOU DO
THAT TRICK, DON'T YOU?
545
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:13,085
YEAH, BUT I GOT TO
GET GOING NOW --
546
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,621
WELL, LET'S SEE YOU DO IT.
NO, NOT NOW.
547
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:15,788
OH, COME ON
548
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:16,689
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME
549
00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,157
TO STAND AROUND AND PLAY
LITTLE KID GAMES,
550
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,826
THAT'S WHY NOT!
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