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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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"WANTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY."
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MMM.
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GET YOUNGER EVERY YEAR,
DON'T THEY?
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YEAH.
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ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M JUST GONNA POST THIS
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ON THE BULLETIN BOARD
IF I CAN FIND A PLACE.
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WELL, I'LL HANDLE THAT.
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IT'S NO TROUBLE.
I CAN GET IT.
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YOU PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF THE BULLETIN BOARD.
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WHEN YOU PUT SOMEBODY
IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING
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YOU OUGHT TO LET
THEM HANDLE IT.
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OKAY.
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PUT IT OVER THERE
ON THE DESK
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AND WHEN I FINISH
CLEANING UP
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I'LL POST IT.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S THAT
DOING UP THERE?
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THAT'S A DESPERATE CRIMINAL,
ANDY.
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HE'S ONLY WANTED
IN SEVEN STATES.
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HE WAS PICKED UP
OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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SURE I'M SURE.
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IT WAS ON THE TV.
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I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO.
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OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA GO
BY JUST THAT...
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ME, I LIKE TO WAIT
FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
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THAT'S OFFICIAL ENOUGH.
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WHEN A CRIMINAL'S BEEN CAUGHT
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THERE'S NO POINT IN KEEPING
HIS PICTURE ON THE BOARD.
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JUST THE SAME, I'D LIKE TO WAIT
FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
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OKAY.
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I ALWAYS WAIT
FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
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PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF THE BULLETIN BOARD
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AND MY PROCEDURE'S ALWAYS BEEN
TO LEAVE THE POSTER UP
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UNTIL I GET
THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
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HASN'T THAT BEEN
MY PROCEDURE?
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YEAH. THAT'S-THAT'S
BEEN YOUR PROCEDURE.
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THEN WE'LL WAIT
FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
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OKAY, BUT OFFICIAL
VERIFICATION'LL COME
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IN THE AFTERNOON MAIL.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
WHEN THE AFTERNOON MAIL COMES
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I'LL OPEN THE ENVELOPE
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TAKE OUT
THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION
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AND REMOVE THE POSTER
AT THAT TIME.
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GOOD.
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DO YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE IT DOWN NOW?!
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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE IT DOWN!
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DON'T HAVE TO BLOW YOUR STACK.
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I'M NOT BLOWING MY STACK,
BARNEY.
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YEAH. I KNOW YOU, ANDY.
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HI, BARNEY.
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HI, OPE.
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PAW, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH BARNEY?
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OH, HE'S JUST A
LITTLE EXCITED.
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IT'S NOTHING.
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SURE SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING.
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HE'S SWEEPING CLEAR ON
DOWN THE STREET.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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IF HE SWEEPS AS FAR
AS THE DRUG STORE
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MAYBE HE'LL GET
A BOTTLE OF POP
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AND COOL OFF.
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ALL READY FOR
SCHOOL, ARE YOU?
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YEAH.
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WELL, DO A
GOOD DAY'S WORK
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AND ACT LIKE SOMEBODY.
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I'LL SEE YOU.
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BYE.
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Andy: I SEE THAT STOP SIGN'S
STILL HANGING LOOSE.
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YOU DIDN'T, UH, DIDN'T GET
A CHANCE TO FIX THAT?
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NO. I'M WAITING
FOR THE WORK ORDER
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FROM THE COUNTY.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE
A WORK ORDER
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TO HAMMER IN A LITTLE NAIL.
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JUST THE SAME,
IF YOU DON'T MIND
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I'D LIKE TO WAIT
FOR THE WORK ORDER.
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WELL, MAYBE THE WORK ORDER
WILL COME IN THE AFTERNOON MAIL
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ALONG WITH
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THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION.
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LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT SOME COMPANY.
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JUST PULL UP AS CLOSE
AS YOU CAN THERE IN BACK.
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WHOOP. A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
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NOW YOU DON'T LIKE
THE WAY I DRIVE.
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OKAY, OKAY. I'M SORRY.
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YOU'VE BEEN PICKING ON ME.
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BARNEY...
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YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY
I RUN THE BULLETIN BOARD.
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I DON'T GET THE SIGNS
FIXED FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU.
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NOW IT'S MY DRIVING.
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JUST PICK, PICK, PICK.
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SHERIFF TAYLOR?
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YES, SIR.
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I'M BOB ROGERS
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STATE ATTORNEY'S
OFFICE.
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WELL, HOWDY DO.
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SHAKE HANDS WITH
MY DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE.
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STATE ATTORNEY'S
OFFICE, HUH?
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THAT'LL BE
MY OLD FRIEND RALPH BAKER.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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HE SENT ME DOWN HERE.
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THIS LETTER WILL EXPLAIN WHY.
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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HMM.
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WELL, THIS
IS UNUSUAL.
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STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
SENDING ME A DEPUTY.
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NO STRINGS ATTACHED?
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NONE. IT'S A PLAN
TO GIVE US LAWYERS
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PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE
IN LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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MR. BAKER FEELS I'D LEARN
QUITE A BIT WORKING UNDER YOU.
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SO FAR,
MY KNOWLEDGE COMES FROM BOOKS.
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I NEVER DISCOUNT
BOOK LEARNING
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BUT WE WILL DO
WHAT WE CAN
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TO SHOW YOU DAY-IN AND DAY-OUT
LAW ENFORCEMENT
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HERE IN MAYBERRY.
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IT'LL BE REAL NICE
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HAVING AN EXTRA HAND
ON THE FORCE
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WON'T IT, BARNEY?
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OH, YEAH.
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YEAH.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!
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CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM GOING OUT
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AND GETTING
A REPLACEMENT FOR ME?
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AW, HONEY, COULDN'T IT
BE A COINCIDENCE,
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THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST
THE WAY ANDY SAYS IT IS?
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MAYBE THIS MAN REALLY IS FROM
THE STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, YESTERDAY HE'S PICKING AT
ME, NOT LIKING ANYTHING I DO,
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AND TODAY A NEW
DEPUTY SHOWS UP.
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AW, BARNEY.
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LOOK, THELMA,
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO
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THIS IS NOT
A TWO-DEPUTY TOWN.
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NO, THE SKIDS ARE
GREASED FOR YOURS TRULY.
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I'M ON MY WAY OUT.
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HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
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A WINK'S AS GOOD AS A NOD
TO A BLIND MULE.
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HE'S DUMPING ME FOR SURE.
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
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ANDY WOULD DO A
THING LIKE THAT.
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WELL, THEN, WHY IS HE
GROOMING A REPLACEMENT?
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HE'S TAKING A GREEN KID,
A ROOKIE
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AND EXPECTING ME TO TEACH HIM,
TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT
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OF MY YEARS OF KNOWLEDGE
AND EXPERIENCE IN POLICE WORK.
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WELL, IF HE THINKS...
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT
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WHO SAYS BARNEY FIFE HAS TO TURN
HIS JOB OVER LIKE THIS?
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TRAIN THIS KID TO BE
MY REPLACEMENT, WILL I?
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NOT ON YOUR TINTYPE, SISTER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
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I'M GONNA HOLD BACK.
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HE'S GONNA HAVE TO SWIM ALONE.
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AND BEFORE LONG,
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
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HE'S GONNA SINK.
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Rogers: MORNING, DEPUTY.
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OH, HI THERE, KID.
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WELL, STUDYING
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THE OLD BULLETIN BOARD, ARE YOU?
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YEP.
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SHE'S A LOT MORE
COMPLICATED
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THAN SHE LOOKS.
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I GUESS YOU'D
LIKE TO FIGURE OUT
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HOW WE POST
THESE THINGS, HUH?
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CHECKS AND
BALANCES WE USE
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TO MAKE SURE
THERE'S NO SLIP-UPS.
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WELL, I'M SORRY, KID
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I JUST AIN'T GOT THE TIME
TO FILL YOU IN RIGHT NOW.
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SO DARNED RUSHED.
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TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH
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JUST TRY ME
A LITTLE LATER ON
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AND I'LL SEE WHAT
I CAN DO FOR YOU.
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DON'T COUNT ON
ANYTHING, THOUGH.
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I'M SO DARNED RUSHED.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY.
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I THINK I HAVE
IT FIGURED OUT.
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YOU DO?
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YEAH. I FOUND A SYSTEM
OUTLINED IN THE BOOK.
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IN THE BOOK?
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YEAH, A LAW
OFFICER'S MANUAL.
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OH, IT'S A FINE BOOK.
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COVERS EVERYTHING
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BUT I DON'T HAVE
TO TELL YOU.
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I'LL BET YOU KNOW IT
FROM COVER TO COVER.
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OH, SURE, NATURALLY...
COVER TO COVER.
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"A SIMPLE AND
EFFICIENT METHOD
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"FOR KEEPING YOUR BULLETIN
BOARD UP TO DATE
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"IS TO MAKE
A DAILY CHECK
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"FOR ARRESTS
AND INCARCERATIONS
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"AGAINST BULLETINS
ALREADY POSTED
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THEREBY AVOIDING LAP-OVER
OF OUTDATED INFORMATION."
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HEY.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A PRETTY GOOD SYSTEM.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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WE SURE COULD HAVE
USED THIS THE OTHER DAY
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WHEN BARNEY LEFT UP
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THAT OLD POSTER.
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YEAH. IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM,
AIN'T IT, BARNEY?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I AIN'T GOT THE TIME
TO STAND AROUND HERE
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AND DISCUSS
TRIVIAL TRIVIALITIES.
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I'M SO RUSHED.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M JUST
POKING AROUND HERE,
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TRYING TO FAMILIARIZE MYSELF
WITH THE EQUIPMENT.
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THAT'S PRETTY DELICATE STUFF
TO BE HANDLED BY
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SOMEBODY THAT'S
INEXPERIENCED.
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SLIDE OVER, THERE.
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I'LL CHECK YOU OUT ON IT.
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OKAY, THANKS.
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NOW, THIS IS
A TWO-WAY RADIO.
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I'LL GIVE YOU A TECHNICAL
EXPLANATION HOW IT WORKS.
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NOW, YOU TALK IN HERE...
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AND YOU LISTEN IN HERE.
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AND THAT'S
THE EXPLANATION.
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WELL, THANKS.
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THAT'S VERY INFORMATIVE.
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WHAT'S THIS SWITCH HERE?
HEY, EASY.
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I'D BE REAL CAREFUL
WITH THIS BABY.
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THIS IS FOR THE SIREN.
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IT'S NOT A TOY TO BE PLAYED
WITH, YOU UNDERSTAND?
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RIGHT, I OPERATE
WITH EXTREME CARE.
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ROGER, BUT NOW IF YOU DO
HAVE TO USE IT,
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HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
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TAKE YOUR INDEX FINGER,
AND YOU FLIP IT
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TO THE "ON."
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AND THEN
TO TURN IT OFF,
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SAME FINGER, JUST FLIP IT
TO THE "OFF."
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
TURNING IT TO OFF?
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OF COURSE I'M SURE!
I'VE TURNED THIS
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ON AND OFF
A MILLION TIMES!
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I KNOW HOW TO
TURN IT OFF!
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THEN IT MUST BE STUCK!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
BARNEY?
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OH, THIS DARN
SIREN IS STUCK!
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00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,249
YOU BETTER GET SOME PLIERS
AND A WIRE CUTTER!
239
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,619
IT'S NOT NECESSARY
TO CUT THE WIRES, DEPUTY.
240
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,853
OH, IT ISN'T, DEPUTY?
241
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,888
WELL, JUST HOW WOULD
YOU DO IT, DEPUTY?
242
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,791
MAY I BORROW THIS?
243
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,361
WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
244
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,997
JUST TAPPED
THE CONDENSER BOX.
245
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,299
WE LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY,
DON'T WE, BARNEY?
246
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,269
YEAH.
THAT WAS GOOD, BOB.
247
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,904
HEY, I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU.
248
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,741
YOU KNOW THAT WARRANT
THAT YOU SERVED THIS MORNING?
249
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,809
YEAH.
WELL, THAT WENT --
250
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,177
ALL RIGHT,
IT'S ALL OVER!
251
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,012
LET'S BREAK IT UP!
252
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,814
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
AIN'T YOU FOLKS
253
00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,650
EVER SEEN A CONDENSER BOX
TAPPED?
254
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:51,124
SHERIFF, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TAKE A LOOK
255
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,726
AT THIS CHART NOW?
256
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,095
YEAH. LET ME SEE
THAT THING.
257
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,296
BRING IT HERE.
258
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,130
WELL...
259
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,766
OH, HOWDY, BARNEY.
260
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,668
HELLO, DEPUTY.
261
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,136
HOWDY.
Andy: THERE'S A MESS
OF LINES HERE.
262
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,738
WHAT DO THEY
ALL MEAN?
263
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,273
THESE ARE THE
MONTHS HERE...
264
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,842
WHO'S BEEN MESSING UP
THE BULLETIN BOARD?
265
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:11,178
Andy: OH, ROGERS BROUGHT
IT UP TO DATE.
266
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,713
YEAH, WELL,
WHAT'S...
267
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,281
WHAT'S ALL THIS
STUFF OVER HERE?
268
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,016
WELL, IT WORKS
LIKE A GRAPH.
269
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,017
WHAT'S THAT?
270
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,251
A STATISTICAL CHART
271
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,754
COVERING THE PATTERN
OF CRIMES IN MAYBERRY
272
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,022
AND WITH THIS AS A BASIS
273
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,157
PREDICTING THE COURSE
OF LAW VIOLATIONS.
274
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,358
LIKE IT?
275
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,694
YEAH. IT'S PRETTY.
276
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,361
THAT IS REAL
GOOD-LOOKING
277
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,963
WITH ALL THE
CRAYOLA WORK
278
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,364
AND EVERYTHING ON IT
279
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,133
BUT I TELL
YOU THE TRUTH
280
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,402
WE DON'T GO IN TOO
MUCH FOR CHARTS.
281
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,237
WE MOSTLY WORK
WITH THE PEOPLE.
282
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,773
YEAH. THIS IS USUALLY
A BUNCH OF NONSENSE.
283
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,308
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE
STATISTICS.
284
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,443
SOMETIMES THEIR ACCURACY
CAN BE UNCANNY
285
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,713
ESPECIALLY IN THE FIELD
OF PREDICTION
286
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,080
ACCORDING
TO PAST PATTERNS.
287
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,082
FOR INSTANCE,
BEFORE THE MONTH IS OUT
288
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,852
I VENTURE TO SAY YOU'LL HAVE
12 TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS
289
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,253
THREE BREAKING
AND ENTERINGS
290
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,722
ONE WIFE-BEATING CASE...
291
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,389
"WIFE BEATING"?
NO, NO.
292
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,726
IF IT GOES ACCORDING
TO PAST PATTERNS
293
00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,993
IT SHOULD HAPPEN.
294
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,729
THAT'S A LAUGH,
HUH, ANDY?
295
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,130
A CHART
PREDICTING CRIMES
296
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,397
LIKE IT WAS SOME KIND
297
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,133
OF A CRYSTAL BALL
OR SOMETHING.
298
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,139
HELLO. SHERIFF
TAYLOR SPEAKING.
299
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,741
WHAT?
300
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,744
WELL, YEAH. I'LL-
I'LL-I'LL GET A MAN
301
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:17,878
RIGHT ON THAT.
302
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,279
MUCH OBLIGED, GRACE.
303
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,283
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
304
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,418
YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
305
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,821
ED SIMPKINS JUST GIVE HIS WIFE
"WHAT FOR."
306
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,157
WELL, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD HAPPEN THIS MONTH
307
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,492
BUT I DIDN'T FIGURE ON
THIS KIND OF TIMING.
308
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,728
I'LL GET RIGHT OUT
ON THE CASE, ANDY.
309
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,199
UH, BARNEY?
310
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,201
THIS IS KIND OF BOB'S CASE,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
311
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,003
SEEING AS HOW
HE PREDICTED IT AND ALL.
312
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,237
I THINK IT'D BE RIGHT
313
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,472
IF HE WAS THE ONE
THAT HANDLED IT.
314
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,341
YOU GOT THE KEYS
TO THE PATROL CAR?
315
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,219
THANK YOU, DEPUTY.
316
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,824
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT
RIGHT AWAY, SHERIFF.
317
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,426
RIGHT, BOB.
318
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,063
THAT BOY'S GOT THE MAKINGS
OF A FINE LAWMAN, AIN'T HE?
319
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,432
YEAH.
320
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,803
YEAH.
HE'S A REGULAR BALL OF FIRE.
321
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,774
NO. I'M SURE OF IT.
322
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,210
THIS ROGERS IS OBVIOUSLY
A BETTER QUALIFIED MAN.
323
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,812
HE MAKES A BETTER DEPUTY.
324
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,413
I'M A FIFTH WHEEL
AND I KNOW IT.
325
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,515
WHY WOULDN'T ANDY
SAY SOMETHING TO YOU?
326
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,517
THAT'S THE WORST OF IT--
THE WAITING.
327
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,086
WHY DOESN'T HE SAY,
"BARNEY, YOU'RE THROUGH"?
328
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,487
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY
329
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,424
ANDY'S TOO GOOD A FRIEND
TO TELL YOU YOU'RE THROUGH.
330
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,492
SURE HE'S A FRIEND.
331
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,094
I KNOW THAT, BUT...
332
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:45,332
HEY, THAT'S WHY
HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING.
333
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,300
HE I A FRIEND.
334
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,502
HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIRE ME.
335
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,939
HE CAN'T FIND THE WORDS.
336
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,574
WELL, MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT.
337
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,210
MAYBE I'LL JUST FIND THE WORDS
FOR HIM.
338
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,112
BARNEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
339
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,114
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT
EASY FOR HIM.
340
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,116
BARNEY FIFE
ISN'T WANTED SOMEPLACE
341
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,118
BARNEY FIFE DOESN'T STAY.
342
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,387
I'LL JUST BOW OUT.
343
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,163
BUT, BARNEY, BE SENSIBLE.
YOU CAN'T QUIT.
344
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,198
THIS IS THE WAY
I WANT IT.
345
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,434
BUT YOU CAN'T QUIT
THE SHERIFFING BUSINESS.
346
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303
IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
347
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,139
IT IS BARNEY.
348
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,142
IT'S NOT
THE NEW MAN, IS IT?
349
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,478
WELL, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH, ANDY, IT IS.
350
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,914
YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THIS
351
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,282
FOR A LONG TIME
352
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,617
BUT, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO LEAVE YOU SHORT-HANDED.
353
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,220
NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT
YOURSELF A GOOD MAN...
354
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,521
OH, BUT, BARNEY...
355
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,924
LOOK, YOU KNOW
THAT ME AND THELMA LOU
356
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,293
WILL BE GETTING HITCHED UP
PRETTY SOON.
357
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,230
WELL, I DON'T WANT HER WORRYING
EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE.
358
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,233
YOU KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE
ABOUT A LAWMAN'S WORK.
359
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,935
YEAH.
360
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,175
WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT THEN,
HUH, BARN?
361
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,284
WELL...
362
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:17,157
I SURE THOUGHT YOU'D BE
AROUND A WHOLE LOT LONGER.
363
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,195
I DON'T HARDLY
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
364
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,264
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
365
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:29,102
WELL... I'M GONNA
MISS YOU, TOO, ANDY.
366
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,909
WELL, I...
367
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:39,179
I'LL, UH, I'LL BE
SEEING YOU AROUND.
368
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,287
WELL, BARNEY, WHAT'LL YOU DO?
369
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,124
OH, I GOT PLENTY OF PLANS.
370
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,960
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.
371
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,029
YEAH. I'M GONNA TAKE
A CRACK AT INDUSTRY--
372
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,265
YOU KNOW, GET INTO BIG BUSINESS.
373
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,666
YEAH.
374
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,970
YEAH. SHE'S A BIG COUNTRY
OUT THERE, ANDY.
375
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,205
I'M GONNA TAKE MY PLACE IN IT.
376
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,540
YOU'LL PROBABLY BE
HEARING ABOUT ME.
377
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,010
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?
378
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,212
THERE'S ROOM AT THE TOP.
379
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,446
I'LL SEE YA.
380
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,539
OH, GOOD MORNING,
MISS CLARA.
381
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,009
UH, PERMIT ME
TO DEMONSTRATE TO YOU
382
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,444
THE NEW MIRACLE SWEEP
VACUUM CLEANER
383
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,513
THE VERY FINEST ON THE MARKET.
384
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,481
I THINK THAT YOU WILL FIND...
385
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,984
WHAT'D YOU DO,
BARNEY, LOSE A BET?
386
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,252
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
387
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,554
PRETENDING YOU'RE
A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN.
388
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,655
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
389
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,524
I AIN'T MAKING BELIEVE, CLARA.
390
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,360
YOU LET ME IN AND I'LL SHOW YOU
I'M A SALESMAN.
391
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,694
BARNEY,
YOU'RE FUNNY
392
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,397
AND I'D LIKE TO PLAY ALONG
WITH YOUR LITTLE JOKE
393
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,099
BUT I'M AWFUL BUSY RIGHT NOW.
394
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,167
SEE YOU LATER.
395
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,302
BUT-BUT, CLARA...
396
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,681
AND AFTER YEARS
OF RESEARCH AND TESTING
397
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,516
UNDER SCIENTIFIC
CONDITIONS
398
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,185
THE NEW MIRACLE SWEEP
399
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,087
HAS PROVE TO BE
BEYOND ALL DOUBT
400
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,489
THE NUMBER ONE VACUUM CLEANER
IN AMERICA TODAY.
401
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,423
ANY QUESTIONS?
402
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,691
YES.
403
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,227
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
IN YOUR DEPUTY UNIFORM?
404
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,063
BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEPUTY.
405
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,764
EMMA, I EXPLAINED ALL THAT.
406
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,799
I'M A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN.
407
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,801
YOU LOOK BETTER IN A UNIFORM.
408
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,536
I ALWAYS LIKED YOU--
409
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,539
EVEN IF YOU DID ARREST ME
THAT TIME FOR JAYWALKING--
410
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,741
BUT YOU SHOULD WEAR
YOUR UNIFORM.
411
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,610
EMMA, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?
412
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,046
I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO WEAR MY UNIFORM
413
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,614
BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEPUTY.
414
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,083
NOT A DEPUTY?
415
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,217
NO.
416
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,452
WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT A DEPUTY
417
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:04,457
YOU CERTAINLY HAD A LOT OF NERVE
ARRESTING ME FOR JAYWALKING.
418
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,543
HI THERE, ANDY.
419
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,445
WELL, HI, BARN.
420
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,547
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
421
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,848
FINE, FINE.
422
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,150
GOOD.
423
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,219
SELLING BUSINESS
ALL RIGHT, IS IT?
424
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,786
OH, IT COULDN'T
BE BETTER.
425
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,821
GOOD.
426
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,523
HOW'S THE SHERIFFING
BUSINESS?
427
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,824
OH, ABOUT LIKE USUAL.
428
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,392
JUST ABOUT LIKE USUAL.
429
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,760
ABOUT LIKE USUAL, HUH?
430
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,095
YEAH.
431
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,196
YEAH.
432
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,700
I SURE COULD USE YOU
BACK ON THE FORCE
433
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,603
IF YOU'RE READY
TO GIVE UP THIS NONSENSE.
434
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,139
WHAT, GIVE UP MY CAREER
435
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,141
JUST WHEN THINGS
ARE GOING GREAT?
436
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,177
BOY, OH, BOY, WOULDN'T
THAT BE A FOOL THING TO DO?
437
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,213
NO. I COULDN'T AFFORD
TO GIVE UP THIS INCOME, ANDY.
438
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,815
BOY, YOU REALLY MUST
BE MOVING THEM THINGS.
439
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,252
LET'S SEE
WHO YOU'RE SELLING THEM TO.
440
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,657
THIS THING'S FULL
OF EMPTY PAGES.
441
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,125
WELL... WELL, SURE.
442
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161
THAT THERE'S
MY SECOND BOOK, ANDY.
443
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,263
I FILLED
THE FIRST BOOK UP ALREADY
444
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,298
AND I JUST STARTED ON THAT ONE.
445
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,632
IS THAT RIGHT?
446
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,235
YOU'LL BE A WEALTHY MAN
PRETTY SOON, WON'T YOU?
447
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,571
YEAH, YEAH.
448
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:30,477
THINGS IS GOING PRETTY GOOD
DOWN AT THE OFFICE THEN, HUH?
449
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,678
OH, FINE.
450
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,213
GOOD, GOOD.
451
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,748
HOW'S, UH...?
452
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,484
ROGERS?
453
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,652
ROGERS.
YEAH. HOW'S HE WORKING OUT?
454
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,787
FINE.
455
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,389
GOOD.
456
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,892
BARNEY, WHY DON'T YOU
COME BACK ON THE FORCE?
457
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,795
WELL, LOOK, ANDY, I
REALLY GOT TO BE GOING
458
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,731
BECAUSE I GOT A LOT OF
THESE LIVE PROSPECTS
459
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,500
WAITING FOR ME, YOU KNOW.
460
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,701
I'LL SEE YA.
461
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,303
OKAY. I'LL SEE YA.
462
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,737
ALL RIGHT.
463
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,219
I'M SURPRISED
AT YOU, ANDY--
464
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,887
BELIEVING THAT BARNEY
WANTED TO BE A SALESMAN.
465
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,356
WELL, HE CONVINCED ME.
466
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,191
I WANNA TELL YOU
THE TRUTH.
467
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,427
THAT BOY WEIGHS
ABOUT A HUNDRED POUNDS
468
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,795
AND I WOULD SWEAR
THAT 50 OF IT'S PROUD.
469
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,932
WELL, I WOULD'VE COME
AND TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT IT
470
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,301
BUT BARNEY MADE ME
PROMISE NOT TO.
471
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,338
MMM. PROUD, PROUD, PROUD,
PROUD, PROUD, PROUD.
472
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,240
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO, ANDY?
473
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,243
WELL... I'LL HAVE
TO GET HIM BACK ON THE FORCE.
474
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,377
YES.
475
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,978
I... I DON'T KNOW HOW
476
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,949
BUT I RECKON I'LL JUST
HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING
477
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,284
WON'T I?
478
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,788
SHERIFF...
479
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,257
YEAH.
480
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,659
SURE WROTE UP A BOOK
FULL OF CITATIONS TODAY.
481
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,660
GOOD.
482
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,927
BY THE WAY, SHERIFF
483
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,597
I JUST SAW FIFE PEDDLING
HIS VACUUM CLEANERS.
484
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,698
YEAH?
485
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,400
WELL, I MEANT
TO ASK YOU--
486
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,535
DID FIFE GET HIS
LICENSE FROM YOU?
487
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,736
WHAT LICENSE?
488
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,905
THE LICENSE TO SELL
FROM DOOR-TO-DOOR--
489
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,974
YOU KNOW, THE GREEN
RIVER ORDINANCE.
490
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,309
NO.
491
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,278
WELL, SHERIFF,
IT'S A MISDEMEANOR.
492
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,280
I MEAN, IF YOU
WANT TO OVERLOOK IT
493
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,282
SINCE FIFE'S
A FRIEND OF YOURS...
494
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,550
OH, OH.
THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE.
495
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,685
OH, NO.
496
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,753
WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE
GO AROUND
497
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,955
VIOLATING THE GREEN
RIVER ORDINANCE.
498
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,291
NO, SIR.
499
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,459
YOU BETTER GO
PICK FIFE UP ON THAT.
500
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,460
RIGHT.
501
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,595
RIGHT.
502
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,466
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
503
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,035
THE GREEN RIVER WHAT?
504
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,938
THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE.
505
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,707
IT REQUIRES A LICENSE
506
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,008
TO PEDDLE DOOR-TO-DOOR.
507
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,477
I'M NOT SURPRISED
AT THIS, SHERIFF TAYLOR.
508
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,279
I KNEW FROM
STUDYING THAT CHART
509
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,848
THAT THERE HASN'T BEEN
AN OFFENSE OF THIS NATURE
510
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,750
IN MAYBERRY IN
THE PAST TEN YEARS.
511
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,352
NOW, IT JUST
DOESN'T FIGURE
512
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,486
THAT IN THAT TIME
513
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,355
THERE SHOULDN'T BE
A FEW VIOLATIONS.
514
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,657
WELL, I GUESS WE JUST
HAVEN'T BEEN THAT STRICT
515
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,326
WITH THE ENFORCEMENT.
516
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,729
WELL, THAT THROWS YOUR WHOLE
CRIME PICTURE OUT OF KILTER.
517
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,963
IT DOES?
518
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,766
CERTAINLY. WHY, JUST
LOOK AT YOUR CHART HERE.
519
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,767
CODE 304 NEVER ENFORCED.
520
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,502
NEVER. NOTHING THERE.
521
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,472
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE AT LEAST
ONE REPRESENTATIVE CASE
522
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,807
TO BALANCE OUT YOUR
LAW ENFORCEMENT PICTURE
523
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,976
IN MAYBERRY,
OR WITHOUT IT
524
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,412
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF
A VERY UNBALANCED CHART.
525
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,314
WELL, NOW I'VE
HEARD EVERYTHING.
526
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,649
SO THAT'S ALL
I AM, HUH?
527
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,016
JUST A FIGURE
ON A CHART.
528
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,885
YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE
THE FACT
529
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,487
THAT I'M A HUMAN BEING.
530
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,621
NOW, BARNEY...
531
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,889
NO, IT'S TRUE, ANDY.
532
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,691
AND YOU WANT
TO KNOW SOMETHING?
533
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,926
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE FIT TO BE A DEPUTY.
534
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,829
YOU'RE SO WRAPPED UP
IN YOUR BOOKS AND YOUR CHARTS
535
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,798
THAT YOU'RE IGNORANT
ABOUT PEOPLE.
536
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,633
YOU WANNA KNOW
SOMETHING ELSE?
537
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,002
I AIN'T GONNA STAND BY
AND SEE THIS HAPPEN.
538
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,804
ANDY, I WITHDRAW
MY RETIREMENT.
539
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,806
I WANNA BE RESTORED
TO THE FORCE.
540
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,441
I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR MY JOB
541
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,676
BECAUSE I THINK
542
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,978
THAT I'M A WHOLE LOT
MORE QUALIFIED THAN...
543
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,112
WHAT'S THAT?
544
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,547
YOUR UNIFORM.
545
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,019
THANKS, ANDY.
546
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,489
YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.
547
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,725
AND YOU BETTER GIRD
YOUR LOINS, BUSTER
548
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,060
'CAUSE YOU GOT A FIGHT
ON YOUR HANDS.
549
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,600
FEISTY LITTLE
FELLA, ISN'T HE?
550
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,134
YEAH.
551
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,969
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
552
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,805
YEAH. I EXPECT HE IS.
553
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,575
APPARENTLY, THERE'S A
LITTLE MORE TO SHERIFFING
554
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,477
THAN BOOKS AND CHARTS.
555
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,612
YEAH.
556
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,013
HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW
557
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:30,717
I NEVER HEARD
OF THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE.
558
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,084
WHAT IS THAT?
559
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,555
WELL, IN 1924, IN A LITTLE
TOWN CALLED GREEN RIVER
560
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,889
THERE WAS THIS...
561
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,035
THANK YOU FOR
EVERYTHING, SHERIFF.
562
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,837
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
MEETING YOU
563
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,904
AND WORKING WITH YOU.
564
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,473
ANY TIME WE
CAN BE OF HELP
565
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,007
TO THE STATE
ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
566
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:55,908
YOU LET US KNOW.
567
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,610
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
568
00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,547
WRITING OUT A CITATION
FOR ILLEGAL PARKING.
569
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,015
THIS SPACE IS
FOR POLICE PARKING ONLY.
570
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,083
I'M A DEPUTY.
571
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,685
NOT ANYMORE YOU AIN'T.
572
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,854
NOT SINCE YOU TURNED
IN YOUR BADGE.
573
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,188
BUT I JUST PARKED...
574
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,923
IT'S JUST
A TECHNICALITY.
575
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,892
YOU'LL FIND IT
IN YOUR MANUAL.
576
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,929
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
577
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:22,001
I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU
A LITTLE LESSON, SON.
578
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,170
DON'T NEVER TRY
TO GET TOO TECHNICAL
579
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,539
NOT WHEN YOU'RE DEALING
WITH PEOPLE.
580
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,540
SAVVY?
581
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,575
ROGER.
582
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,477
WELL, WE'LL
SEE YOU, BOB.
583
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,945
BE SURE AND SAY HELLO
TO RALPH FOR US.
584
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,180
I SURE WILL.
585
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,616
AND TELL HIM
IF HE EVER GETS DOWN THIS WAY
586
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,117
I'LL TAKE HIM FROG-GIGGIN'.
587
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,720
ONE DAY ALL THE PIECES
WILL FALL TOGETHER
588
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,755
AND YOU'LL SEE
THE BIG PICTURE.
589
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:43,990
WE'LL SEE YA.
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