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(whistling sprightly tune)
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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Opie, what in the world
are you doing?
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Coloring,
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What?
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The house, the rug.
or yourself?
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Huh?
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Look.Look
at the mess
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you've just made.
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Where?
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Where?! Why, this room looks
as if a cyclone had hit it
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I declare, Opie, I don't know
what I'm going to do with you.
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What's he done now, Aunt Bee?
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Oh, 'What's he done,
what's he done?"
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This boy is far and away
the sloppiest, messiesl boy
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I ever saw in all my born days.
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He hasn’t got
the faintest notion of order
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or putting things back
where they belong,
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Opie, you ought to be ashamed
of yourself,
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making a mess
like that.
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Now, you know betler
than that.
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How do you think
it makes me feel
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having your
Aunt Bee say
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you‘re the sloppiest,
messiest boy she ever saw?
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Why you ough.“
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-Andy.7
-Ma'am?
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Andy, I take it all back.
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He's not the sloppiest,
messiest boy I've ever seen,
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He's the second sloppiest,
messiest.
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What?
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Well, he can't be the first
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as long as you‘re around.
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Me?
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Yes, you.
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Look. Look at the mess
that you’ve made,
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Gosh, Paw, you're
catching it, too.
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Yeah.
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Wasn't for me, this house
wouldn't be ft to live in.
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This isn't a living room.
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This is a combination
closet, warehouse,
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waste paper basket,
and storeroom.
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And if you think your bedrooms
upstairs are any better,
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you're very much mistaken.
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And as for you, young man,
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the next time you take a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich
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to your room and you don't
finish it, would you mind
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instead of
under your pillow?
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Oh, so that's
where it went.
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(telephone ringing)
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Oh, never mind, never mind.
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I'll answer it, I'll...
I'll answer it.
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Hello?
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Long distance?
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Long distance.
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Hello?
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Oh! Oh, hello, Edgar.
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Cousin Edgar.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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What?
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Oh, of course.
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Of course, Edgar.
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As soon as I can.
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Of course!
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Oh, Edgar,
what are kinfolk for?
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The first thing
in the morning.
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Right. Bye, Edgar.
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What's the matter
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with Edgar?
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It's Maude.
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She slept with her neck
in a crane,
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the window was open,
and she got the bursitis,
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Oh, the bursitis.
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The poor thing.
She suffers with it so bad.
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Well, the doctor said
it wasn't too bad.
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She just has to stay in bed
for a couple of days.
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Uh-huh.
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Itold him I'd go over
and help out.
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Well, of course,
you can,
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So, itl leave
the first thing in the morning
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I might stayjust
as long as I...
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Oh, my goodness.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, heavens, well,
what's this plaoe
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going to look like
when I get back?
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How are you two going to manage
while I'm gone?
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And who's going
to feed you?
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And who's going to tell Opie
when to take a bath?
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And who's going to see to it
that you get
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two green vegetables
and one yellow?
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And who's going to do
the shopping for you?
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And who‘s going to cook
the Sunday dinner? And who,..?
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(car horn honking)
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-Oh, dear!
-Oh, Barneys ready
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-to drive you to the bus
station. -Oh, my goodness.
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0h, who's going
to do the dishes?
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0h, me and Opie'll do
the dishes. Don't worry.
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-Now, hurry up-- you‘ll miss
the bus. -I am, I am right now,
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-Andy, see that Opie takes
a bath every night. -Yes'm.
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And Opie, see
that your father
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hangs up his clothes when
he comes home from work.
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-|'|l do it.
—Andy, don't let him
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take any food up to his room.
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-All right. -And if he does,
look under his pillow.
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-Yes‘m.
—Now, Opie, I want you
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to change your socks
every morning.
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I want you
to brush your teeth,
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and I want you to wash
your hands after every meal
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and eat all
of your care.”
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Maybe I'd
better not go, hmm?
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Aunt Bee, you've
got to go,
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Yes, I suppose so.
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Well...
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Good-bye, Andy.
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Bye.
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Good-bye,
Opie, darling.
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I can't go.
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| just can't go.
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Oh, Aunt Bee,
please. Golly!
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Oh, dear...
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oh, dear.
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Now, come on.
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Oh, you poor boys.
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Have a good trip.
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Bye, Andy.
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Bye, Opie.
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Bye, Aunt Bee.
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Have a good trip!
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as
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-Bye! -Bye!
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(car pulls away)
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Boy, she sure does go on,
don't she, Paw?
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Yeah, well, that‘s ‘cause
she loves us, Opie,
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and she womes about us.
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Wanting us to be healthy
and comfortable
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and well taken care of.
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Yeah, but it sure is
going to be nice
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to be a messer—upper
again for a couple of days.
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No, you ain‘t.
and no, lain‘t.
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Come on.
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No, sir. We're going to be
nice and neat and orderly,
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just like Aunt Bee
wants us to be.
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We are?
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Yes, sir.
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And we're going to start
right here in the kitchen
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and wash these dishes,
just like I promised Aunt Bee,
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Why/2 She ain‘t
going to be here
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to yell at us.
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Well, now, you are
looking at it wrong.
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See, that‘s like saying
you milk a cow
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to get strong fingers.
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That's the wrong way
to look at it.
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We ain‘t going to be
nice and neat and orderly
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to please Aunt Bee.
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We‘re going to be
nice and neat and orderly
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because that‘s
the right way to do things.
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Now, I'll wash them,
and-and you put them away.
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All right?
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(humming)
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Right over there.
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Now, get that
one all ready.
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(whistling)
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There you are,
here‘s anothern.
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Opie?
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Don't you think
it might be a good idea
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if you was to dry them
before you put them away?
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| wave them a little
before I put them in~
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like this.
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That ain't
good enough.
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Vlfipe them.
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(chuckles)
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That there really is
hard to get clean,
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l betterjust save it
till I get more time.
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Yeah, boy,
Aunt Bee really
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is going to be pleased
when she sees how clean
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and spic and span
everything is.
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I thought we wasn't going to be
doing 't to please Aunt Bee.
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Oh, well, there's no harm
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in killing two birds
with one stone, is there?
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No, but it I‘m going to be
nice and neat and orderly,
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I sure would like
to have a good reason.
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I told you the reason.
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Not with your sleeve.
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0h.
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And not with your
handkerchief, either.
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Here, look here—
see that?
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Great invention.
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Dish towel.
Try that,
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(chuckles)
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(humming)
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(plate breaking)
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Opie!
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I couldn't help it, Paw.
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It just
kind of slipped away from me.
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Well, all right,
but next time you break one
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I surely would appreciate it
if you'd break it
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before I go to all the trouble
of washing it.
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Okay, Paw, I'll try.
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(telephone ringing)
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(sighs)
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Hello.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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All right. All right.
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I'll be there.
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Opie. .
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I got to leave.
Somebody“ ,
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somebody knocked down
the stop sign...
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the stop sign
over at Spring Street,
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and I got to go
over there and fix it.
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What about the
dishes, Paw?
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Well, I'll... I‘ll get them
first chance I get,
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I tell you what
you can do.
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You can kind of pick up
your room a little bit
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before you go to school.
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Okay, Paw.
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Okay, don't be late, now,
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I won‘t, Paw.
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5;?
viéaa
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Hey, Opie!
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Jimmy?
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Yeah. Ready to go?
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In a minute.
I'm in my room.
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Come on up!
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Opie?
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Yeah.
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I'm under here.
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Boy, you‘re the littlest ghost
I ever saw!
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Just a minute, Jimmy.
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I've got to make up my bed.
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What are you doing?
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Fixing up my room.
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Why?
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'Cause it's messy, I guess.
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Looks okay to me.
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Me, too, but I guess
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grownups see
things we don‘t.
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Can I help you?
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Sure. You know,
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cleaning up your
room can be fun.
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Hey, that looks
good enough.
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Let‘s get the blanket.
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(grunts)
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Hey, Opie,
look at this!
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Aw, that ain't nothin'!
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Look at this!
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That ain't so good!
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I'll show you how!
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I can do it better
this time.
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Watch this!
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Opie, come on, let's get
a little breakfast.
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Okay, Paw.
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(sighs)
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Let's go.
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Would you look
at this place?
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Just look at it!
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What‘s the matter
with it, Paw?
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What‘s the matter
with it?
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Looks like a bunch
of pigs been through here.
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No, Paw. Just us.
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That's right.
Just us pigs. You and me.
262
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,870
Ain't that a shame?
263
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,793
Aunt Bee gone
just a couple of days
264
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,133
and this place looks
worse than a pigpen.
265
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,547
What should we do, Paw?
266
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,295
Well, we got to
do something.
267
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,762
We gonna have
to tidy up
268
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,256
and pick up
and polish
269
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:47,728
and sweep and vacuum and dust
and put things away and...
270
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,766
Only let's not do it right now,
271
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,310
Good!
272
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,228
Let's get some
breakfast first.
273
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,897
It really don‘t look
so bad, Paw.
274
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,610
-You‘ll get used to it.
-(chuckles)
275
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,282
Would you look
at this kitchen?!
276
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,072
Pigs been in here,
too, Pavf?
277
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,320
It surely does
look like it.
278
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,572
We gonna have to get busy
in here, too.
279
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,121
We gonna have to sweep
and mop and pick up
280
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,414
and wash these dishes
and put 'em away
281
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,458
and wash the pots
and the pans...
282
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,330
Only let's not do it right now,
283
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,331
Good!
284
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,583
Let's get some
breakfast first.
285
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,584
Okay, Paw.
286
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,382
All right, now,
you get some dishes
287
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,254
and set the table,
and I'll whip up
288
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,006
a batch of
bacon and eggs.
289
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:32,146
Paw, there ain't no plates
to set the table with.
290
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,943
0h.
291
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,072
Well, you know what
292
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,111
you're going to
have to do, Opie?
293
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,450
What, Paw?
294
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,786
Go over to Mrs. Edwards‘
and borrow some dishes.
295
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:47,869
How many?
296
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,660
Well, let's see...
get two big plates
297
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,248
and a cup and a
saucer and a glass...
298
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,619
and-and-and-and get some
knives and forks and spoons
299
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,212
and—and two frying pans—
300
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,673
one for the bacon
and one for the eggs.
301
00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,836
(phone rings)
302
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,880
Wait, wait a minute.
303
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,877
Hello?
304
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,425
Long... long distance?
305
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,797
It‘s long distance.
306
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,720
Must be Aunt Bee calling
from Mt. Pilot.
307
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,763
(clears throat)
308
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,136
(yelling):
Hello!
309
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,728
Hello, Andy?
310
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,145
It‘s me, Aunt Bee,
calling from Mt. Pilot.
311
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,143
It's Aunt Bee calling
from Mt. Pilot.
312
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,394
Hello!
313
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,021
I‘m fine,
just fine,
314
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,489
He's fine, just fine,
315
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,030
He's standing right here
beside of me.
316
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,743
You want to talk to him?
317
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,487
Come here, Opie.
318
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,615
Say hello...
say hello to yourAunt Bee.
319
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,834
Hi, Aunt Bee!
How are ya?
320
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,953
Fine, just fine,
321
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,251
Here's Paw again.
322
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,045
Hello?
323
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,133
Hello, Andy.
324
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,752
Is everything all right?
325
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,050
Is everything in order?
326
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,218
In order? Uh, well,
327
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,262
of course,
everything‘s in order.
328
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,261
Mm-hmm. lcan imagine.
329
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,808
The living room is a mess
330
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,806
with papers and clothes
and toys,
331
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,648
and the kitchen‘s even worse.
332
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,064
The sink is piled high
with pots and pans.
333
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,857
And... Come on. now,
tell the truth.
334
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,900
That‘s what it‘s like, isn't it?
335
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,820
Uh, well... well, no, Aunt Bee.
336
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,819
Everything‘s just-just fine
and dandy.
337
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,661
Mm-hmm,
338
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,247
Well, Andy, I called to tell you
Maude‘s feeling much better,
339
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,367
and I‘ll be coming home
bythe afternoon bus.
340
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,835
Oh, well, that's fine,
Aunt Bee.
341
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,000
We certainly are looking...
342
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,839
This aftemoon?
343
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,504
Yes. Why?
344
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,843
Oh, n-nothing.
345
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,589
We'll meet you
at the bus station. Bye,
346
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,588
Bye.
347
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,343
(groans)
348
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,721
Opie, Aunt Bee's coming in
this afternoon.
349
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,722
She is?!
350
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,814
Yeah.
351
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,354
I told her
everything was in order,
352
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,067
Can you imagine
what she's going to say
353
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,982
when she sees the place
looking like this?
354
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,982
Uh-huh. She'll say, "Land sakes
alive, look at this house!
355
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,949
"Just look at it!
356
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,787
If it wasn't for me, this house
wouldn‘t be fit to live in."
357
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,996
(chuckles):
Yeah.
358
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,491
We wouldn't want her
to say that, would we?
359
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,582
No.
360
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,498
All right.
Let's get busy, then.
361
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,087
You get your room,
I’ll get the kitchen,
362
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,752
and we‘ll both get
the living room.
363
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,749
Okay, Paw.
364
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,750
Okay. Oh, and, Opie.
365
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,002
Yes, Paw?
366
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,174
Now, it the underside
of your pillow looks like
367
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,763
a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich,
368
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,428
don‘t just scrape
it off; change it.
369
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,641
lwill, Paw.
370
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,817
That‘s a mighty fine job
you did on your room, Opie.
371
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,235
Sure is, Paw.
372
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,653
We really did it,
didn't we?
373
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,197
Sure did, Paw.
374
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,320
Yeah, this place
looks neat as a pin.
375
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,411
Sure does, Paw.
376
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,452
It makes you
feel good, don't it?
377
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,824
Kind of a warm feeling
378
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,792
right in the middle
of your stomach,
379
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,162
lightness
around your heart,
380
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:28,667
your head two or three feet
above your shoulders.
381
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,215
You know why you‘re feeling
that way, don‘t you, how
382
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,133
‘Cause I‘m pooped.
383
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,179
Naw, we feel good
‘cause we know how happy
384
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,223
it’s going to make Aunt Bee
when she sees what we done.
385
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,098
Yeah. Boy, is she
going to be happy
386
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,100
when she finds out
387
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,147
we can get along
pretty good without her.
388
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,941
Yeah, Boy.
she‘ll look around
389
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,360
she‘ll see this place
and how clean...
390
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,109
What did you say?
391
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,656
I said how
happy she'll be
392
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,948
when she finds out
393
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,662
we can get along
without her.
394
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,533
Yeah, that's what
I thought you said,
395
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,664
What's the matter, Paw?
396
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,665
I think we made
a terrible mistake, son.
397
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,667
We did, Paw? How?
398
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:14,170
Well, let's see...
how can I explain it to you?
399
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,515
Oh, oh... which one
would make you feel worse—
400
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,509
it I was to say to you
401
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,183
"Opie, do this and do that"~
‘cause I needed your help?
402
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,933
Or it I was to say to you,
"Opie, I don't need you"?
403
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,025
Paw, you do, too, need me.
404
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,361
Well, of course I do.
405
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,401
The point is,
you want to be needed, see?
406
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,196
And so does Aunt Bee,
and so does everybody else,
407
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,866
And see, that's where
we made our big mistake—
408
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,080
by getting this place
all spic and span,
409
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,369
we're going to give
Aunt Bee the feeling
410
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,708
that she ain‘t needed.
411
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,624
You, uh... you know
what we got to do, boy?
412
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,544
We got to mess
this place up again?
413
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,133
That's right. We got
to let them pigs back in here.
414
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,844
Okay, Paw. Here goes.
415
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,087
Whewl You know, it‘s
near 'bout as tiring
416
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,054
to mess a place up
as it is to un-mess it.
417
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,594
Yeah, but it sure
is a lot more fun.
418
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,217
Ain't it?
We better get on down
419
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,561
to the bus station.
Aunt Bee‘s about due in.
420
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,101
(sighs)
421
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,307
(chuckles)
422
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,936
Yes, sir, we surely
did a mighty finejob,
423
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,029
Ain‘t it
a dinger, Paw?
424
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,522
Yes, sir.
425
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,534
MISS EDWARDS:
Hi, Andy.
426
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,994
Well, hey, Miss Edwards.
How are you?
427
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:02,987
-Morning, Opie.
-Hi!
428
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,330
I'm just fine, Andy.
429
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,369
Oh, I stopped by to see when
Bee’s coming back, Andy.
430
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,992
Well, now, ain't that
a coincidence?
431
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,211
We was just on our way
to the bus station to meet her.
432
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,045
Why don't you stop by this
evening and say hello to her?
433
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,664
I'll do that.
434
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,338
-You'll excuse us?
We'll be late. -Sure.
435
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,926
OPIE:
Bye.
436
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,347
(car starts)
437
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,627
0h!
438
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,381
Oh! Did you ever
see such a house?
439
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,758
(clucks tongue):
Poor Bee.
440
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,931
(sighing):
Well...
441
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,940
All right.
442
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,233
Come on, young'un.
443
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,608
0h, Aunt Bee, we
surely did miss you.
444
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,905
We surely did.
445
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,825
Yes, sir, Aunt Bee,
we surely did miss you.
446
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,163
Did you miss us?
447
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,032
Oh, terribly,
and I worried about you, too,
448
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,830
but your paw told me
over the phone
449
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,077
how well you were managing.
450
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,045
Well, I‘m glad.
451
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,711
| only hope
I can get the door open.
452
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,424
Oh, Aunt Bee,
before you go in,
453
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,760
I didn’t get
too much time to clean up.
454
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,425
Oh, now, stop worrying,
455
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,673
We'll clean it up
with a mop and a pail
456
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,050
and a bulldozer.
457
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,097
Well...
458
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,265
I'm sorry, Aunt Bee.
459
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,109
We really should
have taken time to, uh...
460
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,203
Why... it looks fine.
461
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,868
Just fine.
462
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,213
Wonderful, the way
you've managed.
463
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,582
Why, the house
looks as good...
464
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,551
better than I could
have done myself.
465
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,420
Well, that ain't
our fault.
466
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,717
We went through...
467
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,215
on, now, don't
be modest, Opie.
468
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,012
You and your Paw
did a finejob,
469
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,066
Well, lguess
I could have stayed
470
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,732
at cousin Edgar‘s
a little longer,
471
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,196
seeing as how well
472
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,155
you got along
without me.
473
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,321
We... we didn't
really get along
474
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,909
without you,
Aunt Bee.
475
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,904
Oh, yes.
Yes, you did, Andy.
476
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,076
The house looks
just beautiful,
477
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,250
(voice breaking):
Makes me very happy.
478
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,838
I'm... I'm so proud
of you boys.
479
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,837
I'm... I'm so proud
and happy that...
480
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,840
I could...
481
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:13,185
Aunt Bee, we didn‘t
get along that good.
482
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,679
Really, we didn‘t.
483
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,351
We're kind
of surprised, too.
484
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,848
l... I mean...
485
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,600
(clattering)
486
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,943
What was that?
487
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,277
What was what?
488
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,612
That noise.
489
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,947
What noise?
490
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,281
What noise?
491
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,367
Andy, you heard that
as well as I did.
492
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,861
It sounds as if
it‘s coming from Opie's room.
493
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,535
Well, Aunt Bee, don't
go up therejust yet,
494
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,032
Why not?
495
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,784
Well, Opie‘s room
might be a mess,
496
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,707
and he might be
trying to pick it up
497
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,874
before you see it.
498
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,497
Well, what would
he do that for?
499
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,715
What am I here for?
500
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,300
Opie, you stop whatever
that is you're doing!
501
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,215
Opie, you keep a-going!
502
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,345
Ah! Thought you could
get it out of there
503
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,892
without my seeing it,
did you?
504
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,230
No, I thought I could...
505
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,225
You thought you'd try
to put something over on me.
506
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,351
Well, you can't, young man!
507
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,195
Why, just look at this room!
508
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,189
(dishes clattering)
509
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,862
Your father, he‘s trying
to clean up the kitchen.
510
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,870
Aha! Caught you
red-handed, too, didn‘t I?
511
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,873
Oh, l-l guess you
did, Aunt Bee.
512
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,215
Look at this place!
513
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,550
Just look at it!
514
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,419
Well, I'm sony, but
when you called to say
515
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,840
you was coming in
this afternoon,
516
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,386
me and Opie just had time
to do the parlor.
517
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,226
Oh, and you thought you'd clean
up the rest behind my back?
518
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,094
Well, Andy Taylor,
a body‘d have to get up
519
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,722
mighty early in the morning
to put one over on Bee Taylor.
520
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,896
Yes, sir,
a body surely would.
521
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,359
Land sakes alive!
522
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,694
Look at this room!
523
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,905
Just look at...
I don't know what to do
524
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,239
with the two of you.
525
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,234
You're helpless,
absolutely helpless.
526
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,486
If i wasn't for me,
this house wouldn't
527
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,112
be fit to live in.
528
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,785
Well, it's a good thing
I didn‘t stay
529
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,123
with Maude a little longer.
530
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:01,244
I wouldn't have been
able to get into the house.
531
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,837
I just don't know when
or where to begin.
532
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,423
(knocking on door)
533
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:11,466
Come in.
534
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,556
Yoo—hoo! Bee!
535
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,595
Hello, Bertha.
536
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,718
Hello, Bee.
537
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,139
Hello, Andy.
538
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,136
Hey, Miss Edwards.
539
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,308
Oh, it‘s so good
540
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,431
to have you
home again, Bee,
541
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,807
Oh it's good
to see you, Bertha.
542
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,184
Come on over here
and sit down.
543
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,489
Well...
544
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,109
how did you
find the house
545
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,451
when you got home, Bee?
546
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,992
The house? Oh, Bertha,
you wouldn‘t believe it.
547
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,332
It looked as if it hadn't seen
a dust mop or a broom
548
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,792
since the day I left.
549
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,126
What?
550
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,836
Oh, worse. It looked
as it it had been
551
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,000
taken care of
by somebody
552
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,794
who would be more
at home in a pigpen.
553
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,042
Well...
554
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,385
Well!
555
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,632
(door slams)
556
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,681
Well, what did I say
that was wrong?
557
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,479
(whistling sprightly tune)
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