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Please stay back!

Morning! - Morning.

You are in the ass, man!

Father! You're in the ass, dad.

By the way, you stink of chlorine.

And you stink of drugs. - Really?

No.

Is Mama now MP?

She is a councilor.

Who is this?

That's her boss.

Dr. Joseph Goebbels.

A doctor! Cool!

Where do you want to go?

Are you afraid to be alone?

Wonderful celebration, right? - Thank you.

I saw my wife. - Are you the number one?

How long have you been an accountant?

300 years.

I always wanted to do something like that...

You are sure to be an ace in sudoku.

Where have you been'?

I called. - crap! Really?

"Shit, really?"

You find local politics pointless.

I never said that! - Eric, I was chosen.

Do you know what that means to me?

I just thought it was your evening.

And you are my husband.

I wanted you to be there.

That we celebrate together.

Morning! - Morning.

Tomorrow, Eric! - Morning, Michael.

What are the numbers doing?

They ward off chaos, Michael.

Wonderful!

Hello. - Oh, Eric.

How does one feel as a newly elected municipal council member?

Well.

A little nervous, I admit.

Is a big meeting.

And you?

How do you feel?

Eric? - I'm good.

What is it like to have the power, the life of others...

What's happening?

Nothing. I just wanted to...

Excuse you? - As?

I have to go. - Oh yes? A lot to do?

Should I make an appointment with your assistant?

I have to concentrate.

I know what's going on. - Can that wait?

There is another. - What?

You have an affair. With Lewis.

Eric, please!

He stands by you, everyone sees that. Do not you like him?

You disappoint me. - Me?

It's my first day. Can not you...

Walk away?

Do you mean this? Walk away? - Morning'.!

Who is this?

Can that wait? - Is it about sex?

Eric! I can not right now...

Do not I satisfy you? We used to have supersex.

Seriously! - insane sex.

Do you remember when we...

Did your mother have the cultivation done?

Heather?

Heather?

For heaven's sake!

What's up, people? We can do better.

Seven times whipped shit!

We have that here. - Sometimes quite lyrically expressed.

Is that funny?

Tell me in the face.

Concentrate, Tom. - I do, on the...

Let's try it again.

Come on!

Rotate!

Ending!

That's awful!

The boys are to blame. I lost the flow.

Which flow? At right angles, I can not get around the leg.

I am not your wife.

The movement is too complicated.

That's not it, Kurt. - Not only, Luke.

We are hopeless, just like everything.

Again! "Life is meaningless."

Yours maybe.

It has to get into muscle memory.

A question of fitness. - A question of exercise!

Actually, it's a matter of numbers.

If the goal is to rotate as a unit,

you need symmetry. Right now you are falling in the middle,

They lack the pivot point, the apex variable.

And an Audi convertible.

What is an apex... - variable.

A point around which other points rotate.

Essential here is an even number for fluid movement.

Are you synchronized swimmer or an autist?

Stop it!

I am a bookkeeper. Is only mathematics.

Like most things. - Autist!

Do not pay attention to it.

Show us what you mean.

Heather?

What are you doing with Mom's cell phone?

How terrible?

Billy, I'm coming. I have to go.

Wait a second.

Excuse me.

If it works, it has to be one less.

Is she feeling better?

Eric? - It could not be faster.

He said you're drunk on the floor.

As? - Was you bad?

No. - You are pale.

Well.

Now I am here. Everything will be fine.

Here, take that.

Maybe I was something... - Hello Eric.

We were talking about the closure of local libraries.

Will be difficult with the wankers.

Eric...

What do you do?

disclosure:

I am glad that you two

the libraries are saving, the schools...

Whatever you superheroes do in the council.

I go. - no. Eric, calm down!

One thing I tell you: Do that with your own wine!

I brought the bottle.

Did you hit him?

Why not'?

Because there are other ways.

How to take your wine? - That's one, yes.

He knows I'm not joking.

Here, for you.

Seriously? Class! - Thank you!

How long are you staying, sir?

One night.

What'll it be? - A gin and tonic.

Gladly.

A double.

Then a double.

And then another.

Ever seen one? - Everyone has, right?

Heather! I know you're in there.

I want to complain about the buses. They are shit!

Come out!

Goebbels!

Come out of my house!

Where are you'?

Father! What do you do'?

Come out!

Billy!

It's me, dad!

You're drunk?

What!

That's unhealthy and expensive.

There she comes.

Where is he?

I'll knock one for you. I'm not afraid of him.

Not a bit!

You are afraid of everything. That's why you're gone.

I did not go away. You drove me out of the house.

I beg you!

What's wrong with you, Eric?

You are not yourself anymore.

Do you still love me?

Now?

Do you love me?

Can you say that?

Can you say something?

Take him out. Then I'll show you what I can say.

Eric!

Let yourself be guided.

Were you...

Do not resist, Eric.

Stop the rhythm, Eric.

And let go.

We discussed it.

And we all agree.

About what?

Not every first sucker can join the club. We have rules.

Who speaks of... - Our club is more than a club.

He is an idea.

A protest. - a protest?

Towards the end of dreams. - And the futility of life.

Against what has become of us.

Against the rising beer prices.

We did not escape that in a certain way

are related.

Why that?

We saw that you were hard.

A 20-year-old makes it fun. But a 40-year-old has a problem.

Are we right?

My wife and I are happy.

Nobody talked about your wife.

We all had our low points, that's why we founded the club.

He is a place to forget the world.

To escape heartlessness and rivalries.

The pressure at home, disappointments.

The tyranny of aging.

What? - How old are you'?

This Apex... Dingsbums...

You say we need an even number.

But it does not have to be one less.

It can be one more.

That was implied. You corrupted it.

No, I just highlighted it.

I felt the drama.

Training on Thursday? - On the 18th?

Tomorrow, Eric! - Morning.

Well...

I can not do this. My legs sink down.

Do not torment yourself. The art of levitation remains a mystery.

Even professionals can not explain it.

But with the help of just one finger...

So.

I'm floating.

Better late than never!

Brian has a nervous breakdown.

I almost did not come.

Everything comes from the legs.

No, look at me.

Right foot over it, left foot over it.

Over it, over it.

Like Ronaldo's climber, but backwards.

Tell me straightaway!

Colin speaks in football metaphors.

He once played for Crystal Palace.

The youth team.

Hold your head up, over...

the water surface.

As you can see, the posture is vertical.

From the head to the hips.

Yes, unless your name is Ted.

Keep your mouth shut!

Stop it!

Can you not take this seriously? Like the kids!

He sprayed first!

Yes. And I'll inject again right away.

Look, he has it! The whisk.

Yes exactly.

Eric, you are a natural!

The Constitution

Rule 1.

Nobody talks about the swimming club.

What goes into the pelvis,

stays in the basin.

Rule 2.

Rule 2.

One hour a week, we swim together as one unit.

Everyone should seriously try to be present.

Rule 3.

Your privacy is just that.

Leave it outside.

No questions, no telling.

Rule 4.

The association should actively promote the sport

as doping-free activity.

What?

Rule 5.

We are as strong as our weakest member.

That's strong enough.

That's me.

Any thoughts? - To what?

To Peechee. Any thoughts on Peechee?

Yes. - Well!

Why would someone call his company Peechee?

That's none of our business.

They had a good year.

Yes very good. That's why Cassius wants

to change things a bit.

Tax default.

Cassius? - The boss.

Of what? The Roman Senate?

No, from Peechee.

Emperor Cassius wants to change things.

He just wants to move his money.

Reduce the liability risk. Clear?

The old woman makes trouble, I see.

Wonderful!

Local councilwoman is fighting for libraries

And all feet touch in the middle.

And theoretically

it should rotate the structure.

Let's try it in the water.

Bravo, guys! That looks great.

Comments?

The angles at the beginning do not match.

When you start the rotation, you have to be in sync.

I think the new formation is great.

Thanks to our new member.

Eric! - Congratulations.

This is Susan, our local mermaid.

Will that part of the freestyle That will be fine.

Yes, we wanted to try it. - Super!

Is really nice of you.

Where is something good?

We perform at a party. Just for fun.

For Susan's family.

It's a birthday. See you there.

Bye! - See you.

Wait. It is not an appearance.

We do not give performances. We do that for ourselves.

Exactly.

Me too?

Yes, sure. You belong to the team.

Eric, you are essential.

Nobody said something about...

Do not worry. Only the multiplication table.

Here we go!

Alright?

Never was better.

How many will watch?

Do not think about it.

Here comes the lifeguard.

It is certainly freezing cold.

What is? Afraid to shrink, teddy bear?

Or I happen to drown you.

All right, Susan? Are you here?

That's you.

This is my brother, Alan.

They are men?

Why?

Comes from the chromosomes.

I expected the synchronized swimming team. Women!

Not the Village People!

You are very bold, Mr Softie!

Very quiet. Should we start? The children are waiting.

Children?

Be quiet everyone!

Sarah! Come here.

Well. Sarah...

We have something very special for you.

What, Aunt Suzy?

Applause for...

a male synchronized swim team!

Male?

You said... - I know too.

Mickey wears aftershave and stuff.

Oh God! - Concentrate!

I am.

On suicide.

Oh God! - You're repeating yourself.

That's weird!

He is really bad.

Crap!

Do not curse! They are just surprised.

What is this?

Crap! There!

Shit in the pool!

Everybody out!

Get away with it! Disgusting!

Fast fast!

Did you see the size?

That comes from the many food.

She came right up to me like a brown submarine.

Are you sure that was not you?

Shit in the pool! Get away with it!

What goes into the pelvis stays in the pelvis. First rule of the swimming club.

Eric, you were really good. Really!

Double apex.

I was okay.

You were more than okay. You were all great.

It was not completely pointless given the circumstances.

Stupid kids!

Do not understand art. - They shit on it.

I thought the tubs were better.

Much better! - Well.

Well. And I thought the arm rhythm was...

More precise. That's what the training is about.

Hello. That was great!

You can be proud.

Is he fooling us?

No. The technique can still be improved, but it was very nice.

And who are you?

Jonas Ljungberg. I am one of you.

What do you mean?

I'm a synchronized swimmer.

Oh, that's...

That's how we met. - Yes.

Jonas is part of the Swedish national team.

I thought we were the only ones.

Seriously? We are many.

Italians, Czechs, Japanese...

American.

And now Englishmen.

Come to Milan, next month.

Milan?

The world championships.

What?

I never know if he's kidding us or not.

I'm serious. There is room for everyone.

Going to exercise. 5 teams fight for the 2nd place.

See you.

Who has ever

heard of a men's World Cup in synchronized swimming?

Ridiculous! - Absolutely ridiculous.

Unofficially. - What?

The unofficial World Cup. She is not recognized. Jelly?

Is still ridiculous.

The men's World Cup.

No. It's out of the question.

Next...

I know that his name is Mute Bob. That is clear.

But what is the name of the other?

The new. - Is he new too?

No, he's been here for a year.

You said... - That's his name.

The new. We do not know any more.

Besides, we are not ready yet.

Certainly not in a month!

You have a whole month. Syrup or juice?

Brian has plans for us this weekend.

Which weekend is it?

He has planned every weekend.

Every weekend!

I would like to go to Milan.

My buddy Cockwomble says there are brides like sand on the sea.

Cockwomble? - Yes.

He once had six women at one time.

Are you still with Brian... - As?

I do not care. - Just. Eat your jello.

I played soccer 25 years ago.

At the final of the youth championship.

All were there.

All scouts of the largest English clubs.

I was about to break through.

It was inevitable, but then...

Something gave way.

Thighs? - no. Something...

Something up here.

I was paralyzed, even in my head.

My father could not even look at me.

It was scared.

I will not do that again.

I just thought the body raft was something...

Honestly, it was really good. Everyone thought so.

Really? - Yes.

I'm sorry about Jonas. He does not want to be rude.

Why are you sorry? He makes a nice impression.

No, he is nice too. I like him. Really.

And are you both... you and he...

Are you...

Oh God!

Crap!

Cassius has contacted again.

He is very interested in it, and so is me, that you are involved.

Offshore.

It's about the tax concept that you talked about.

That for pop stars.

It's not a concept, it's a tax shelter.

Do we have to be so mean? It is legal.

Eric, what do you think about Milan?

You are against it.

Yes I know but...

Something haunts my head.

Or someone! - What does this mean?

Luke, you know what I think about it.

A contest will destroy the structure of this club.

It contradicts the whole ethos.

I agree. He has a purity, an integrity.

And think of the many people who will be watching.

Can you forget the people, Colin?

Is no problem. - Kurt?

Does that mean you are in favor, Kurt?

You want to do it, Luke. Admit it.

Is someone running?

I'm full of it. I could be at the airport in an hour.

How many people?

Man, Colin!

Get yourself... a pair of eggs.

Maybe that's an opportunity.

What should a protest nobody sees?

We would represent our country.

So a lot of people!

We compete for England!

And Wales.

Great Britain!

When we go. Which is not the case.

I worked on the music for the freestyle.

So you are for that?

If you are for it.

Super. Interesting.

Cm?

Come on. I'll join you if you join in.

Fast answer would be good.

Au man! Alright.

Ted?

I'm against it. That has to be recorded. But...

I am not in the way of democracy.

So, Eric...

Eric?

Without any pressure. - Shut up, Kurt!

So that's clear.

You want me

a potentially humiliating experience in the eye.

In a ridiculously short timeframe.

Exactly!

For which I am completely unfit.

Exactly'.

You have your answer.

I will participate.

Excellent!

Thanks, Eric. - Tip, partner!

Grab it!

Grab him! - Got him.

Did I say they want to sell fast?

Crap!

A coach? - We need a foreign look.

Someone who knows what we are capable of. - And what not.

Do you all want that? - Yes.

Because you really have to want it.

That means 4 hours a day, 6 days a week, for 4 weeks.

96 hours. - freak!

It's getting tough.

I warn you, I take no prisoners. I will be tough.

You might regret asking me.

Come on, you lazy pigs!

Pain is weakness that leaves the body.

I can not feel my legs. - Well!

Be brave, buddy!

My thighs are burning. - Enjoy the burning!

I love the burning. Burn me!

And...

Pause!

Ready go!

Cool sneakers!

Thank you.

Yes, breathable and flexible. I have a contact with Shoe Locker.

Do you mean a thief?

I mean, a contact. - The stuff is stealing.

He frees her and gives her to the poor.

Robin Hood in Reeboks.

Bastard!

Tom is a bundle of energy.

I have that under control.

Who do you call juice sack? - You are one.

Says Kurt, the juice sack. - You are a pair of juice bags.

And you are not one?

Maybe I am one, but not the biggest.

You are only the oldest juice bag.

Bastard! - Eric is a juice sack.

What do I have to do with that?

Tom!

Good, guys. We need a free program.

Something that says who you are.

So, who are you?

Grumpy aging alcoholics.

I tell you who we are.

We are middle-aged men, for various reasons

wear too small swimwear and perform funny characters in the water.

Outstanding! - Really?

That is a beginning.

At least you do not need thick make-up or silly smile.

You can be who you want to be. Who do you want to be?

We are all wilting flowers.

Not again! - It is true.

That's just a character we tried.

It captures our dwindling power, but with a certain elegance.

We should see that in the pool.

I have to go.

Otherwise, does the old woman cause trouble?

You know that. You can have my salad.

Bye, teddy bear.

Well. Say, what else?

What sets you apart from all other teams?

We are British.

We are British and proud.

Really? - Yes.

We had a world empire.

We ruled the oceans.

Or not?

Yes, that's an idea for the beginning.

I will represent my country.

What do you say?

I think mom is right. You turn off.

She says you need a therapist.

I turn off? A therapist?

Now you are repeating words.

She said you want the divorce.

Divorce? Did she say that?

Again!

Does she want that?

I do not know. That's why I'm asking you.

I know it is disturbing and also a bit embarrassing.

Save me the "you-care-shit".

I'm worried!

I want you to be proud of me.

And how? Because you swim with men?

Beautiful, is not it?

In a tragic way.

Shall we be that? - Yes.

You are the little petal left there.

Come, boys.

Show me what you can do.

So, minds in.

And feet up.

Eric, you are too tense. Relax yourself.

Not easy, if you drown.

Good, let's try it.

5, 6, 7, 8.

And wither!

Man, what was that?

A collapse, we wanted wilting.

Run on the same thing.

Withering has dignity.

Breaking down is pathetic.

And "dying swan" sounds better than "infarcting swan".

Oh God!

Everything alright, Eric '?

That hurts really bad.

Good, take a deep breath.

I am not suitable for it.

Do not be a washcloth!

If I stop now, they could find a replacement.

Is running away a leitmotif in your life?

Stop squirming, you are heavy!

I shaved my legs for you.

I'm about to shave your eggs with a rusty knife!

If my wife could see me! - She would look at me.

Dream On!

Poor old Ted!

What?

She has not seen such a crispy butt for years.

Ted's wife...

died.

What?

A year ago. - A year ago?

Concentrate, Teddy!

That's good, it's getting better. - For how much longer?

You should be proud to belong to the team.

Come on! You do not have more?

Wow! What did we learn from this?

Apart from the fact that we can not do it...

And do not have time to give it a try.

Smile is hard, not to mention the legs.

You have to be in sync

and feel where your partner is going.

I can feel you, Ted.

Tom!

Flap! Concentrate.

Stop feeding your stomach.

If you have one, use it.

Closer to each other!

Presses the palms together.

Try to feel where your partner is going.

Close your eyes.

Very quiet, Tiger.

Take your time.

And breathe.

Be fully there.

Channel your energy into the fingertips.

5, 6, 7, 8 and chaos!

Come on, give me chaos! I want anger!

I want to be afraid of death!

Colin, you are miserable!

Rage!

Did you hear about the demo? - Yes.

We should support her.

Maybe invite the press.

Make a noise.

Exactly. Giving the public a voice.

I take care of it.

What is? - Nothing.

It is only...

You are exactly the right one here.

Not everyone sees it that way.

Excuse me. - Go ahead.

Michael?

I beg your pardon?

No. I do not know where he is.

Well. Give me more. And the arms!

And chaos!

Thank you for your call.

OK Bye.

Everything OK? - Yes.

I do not know what's wrong with him.

He misses meetings,

makes himself ridiculous.

Did he buy a Harley?

No not that.

I'm sorry, I did not want to...

I do not care.

If I could help...

Thank you.

It's like he gave up.

Like he was beaten or something.

Chaos.

The idea of a subordinate order

with seemingly arbitrary events and values.

The chaos theory. My contribution to the team.

Hello. I take...

Chaos is the core of our freestyle.

Man is exposed to the changing times and is searching in vain for a meaning.

He must not fight chaos, but must learn to accept it.

Nonsense, Ted!

Because it does not fit on a tattoo?

Hello. I compose the music for the freestyle.

Luke and I were in a band earlier.

I work on the topics.

I am looking for something typically male.

Something robust and full of body.

Where did you get the cameras, Tom?

Are they stolen?

I wanted to do a documentary.

The way to Milan.

Again!

Unbelievable!

What is it like to have a body

everyone dreams of? - flap!

Two weeks left

Ready for the litter!

Like Zeus, he gets up from...

That should be a somersault.

Shoot me!

Once again!

Once again!

Much better than the 36 times before.

One more week

Now we see Thomas,

who tries the somersault for the 43rd time.

Gentlemen, I think we have our final.

Careful, people! Intruder at eleven o'clock.

Excuse me for a moment.

Smells of espionage, it seems to me.

They come to our country, take our women...

Build our cabinets.

Do not be so!

Wait.

Sign of a rear guard action.

And yes,

the intruder is rejected.

Sayonara, sucker! - Bye.

What?

Stop!

One thing I want to hold on.

It's great to be part of a team. In the past, sport was not my thing.

To stand here with other naked men...

Is something strange.

I would rather take a shower with my wife.

I would rather shower with your wife.

Thanks, Tom.

Nice day!

They say indefinitely. Could you be more specific?

There is much going on.

Yes, I have a lot going on.

Eric? - Hi how...

Did you see the bank statements?

Your hotel. Is not that something extravagant?

What's going on there?

We are in the middle of... Whatever it is.

And you skip meetings and splashing in the water with...

Were you in the swimming pool?

Billy was worried. - Stop ...

First, I have already arranged a new appointment with Michael.

That's done.

Second, while we speak here,

I'm about to leave the hotel.

I have friends.

She was in the swimming pool.

Two days left

Up up!

That was almost my head!

You are unfocused. - We are poorly distributed.

It has to be balanced.

We have to be aware of size and weight.

This means? - That you can not be beside him.

You are too... - Dick for him.

I'm fat?

You say I'm fat?

You could lose weight

You can shave your back.

Is like wrestling with a yak.

You're just jealous because your hair is getting thin, Fatboy Slim.

A thin joke! My hair can be seen.

Come on, let's do it again.

We have to train the throw.

Does not go without a plane, and Tom is not there.

He is a burden.

I have enough!

Life passes, and the clock keeps ticking louder.

Colin! - Fuck off!

I'm just kidding. Tick Tock!

Some have not yet lynched for the flight.

What about Tom? Tomorrow is the last day.

He will be here, okay?

And if not,

I can not help it.

Thanks, Ted.

I do not know if the ticket will be refunded.

His father drinks and his mother was overwhelmed.

He was caught clawing on Colin's construction site.

Instead of displaying it,

Colin gives him another chance

and bring him to the swimming pool.

We are there.

You live in a boat!

My first time in a boat. - "On" a boat that means.

Go through it.

Very cozy!

It does not matter as trouble.

My wife was right. Beer? - Gladly.

Sit down.

You're welcome. - Thank you.

Was not the only thing she was right with.

She also said the ballerina,

for which I left her would be bored with me.

And that she, my wife, take me out

and get custody of my daughters.

Her father now

as a loser.

You do not have to... - Cheers!

Bottom up!

Such a mess!

You are the backbone of the team.

You hold everything together.

Really.

And I'm not your only admirer, right?

If you know what I mean.

Maybe if I were younger or blond.

Or Swede. - Swede!

Are you still married?

You must not...

Sometimes it helps

get rid of something.

They are really pretty.

If he is not there at 12, we'll stay that way.

Really? - I'm as angry as you all are.

If I nod, you start.

I do not know if I can do it on the weekend anyway.

What? - Brian has tickets to Amsterdam.

I nod here.

Concentrate, I nod.

Nice!

Well. Hold.

Ready for the litter.

Tom!

Is not this a male team?

Where have you been'?

Nowhere. There was only something in between.

Boy, you have to take life more seriously. Some things count.

The main thing is, he is back.

Come in. - Wait!

What's that on your ankle?

A fetter!

This is an ankle bracelet! Tom, I have vouched for you.

A disaster. He is not allowed to travel with it.

Amsterdam, we are coming!

You're unbelievable.

That had to come. - No problem!

How does that work? - I'll do it, Archie.

That does not work, Thomas.

You are completely wrong. - You have no proof...

In a Chaos World Cup, we would be the champions.

That was a mistake.

Now calm down!

That was the training, or how?

It's all pointless!

What shoud that? Why do you always have to be so damn negative?

Everyone depends on you. All!

You can not stand the truth. - You are a coward.

Stay here! - Colin, honest...

You punish yourself!

Col, I'll fix it before we fly.

Colin, stop it! - From my eyes, otherwise...

The whole team needs a break.

Team?

This is not a team.

Very nice, that is very constructive.

What is? Do you want to mess with me, Archie?

Calm... - Get away, Ted!

Should we go outside? - Hello, Officers.

What can we do for you? - We are looking for Thomas Reynolds.

We did not see him today.

Has anyone seen him? - no.

He should have come, but...

The rascal!

Where could he be?

On Thursdays he sometimes helps old people.

Sometimes I play for Chelsea.

I knew that I knew you.

What exactly are you doing here?

Synchronized swimming.

They have the British men's team in front of them.

Synchronized swimming for men?

That sounds a bit... - Humid?

We would have a swimming trunks for you.

We still have much to do.

At the weekend, the World Cup takes place. So, if you allow...

Tell him we are looking for him.

He has exceeded the curfew.

That is bad.

Thanks, Officer.

May the power be with you!

Tom!

In court, tomorrow morning?

No problem.

We fly tomorrow afternoon.

They have nothing against me. That's just a new formality.

Dumbass!

Eric, listen...

I'm sorry if I have something...

When you're in awe...

All right.

Nice of you!

Why do all of them call me Archie?

Well, like in Medes.

As? - Archie.

Archimedes.

I like it.

Night, dumb Bob.

When you do not get to speak!

Now listen... - no.

Was my fault. - No...

I started.

Supposedly, when I was ten.

I do not want to be negative.

If this group ever separates, I would be...

Then I would be... - Free on Thursday?

Come here.

When was it so tense? Is like being married again.

Do you all have your suits?

We just want fast... - Alright.

To the Indian!

The new store on the corner. You can all come along.

No, just go.

Good, then we meet at the airport.

Bye!

I'm gonna go, then. - fast...

Hold yourself back!

Understood, end. See you then, Great.

I'll take you with me. - Super.

See you then, guys. - Bye.

Heathrow, Terminal 2. - Yes, but!

Alright. Flora? - Hi honey.

Again we two.

All on board.

I find the rowing at the end of the body raft a bit slack.

Morning!

I told Cassius how good you are

to take care of his tax concept.

You have no idea what he can do with a balance sheet.

He is a number wizard.

I do not care what you do, as long as I do not have to bribe politicians anymore.

Do you know the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?

About a hundred giants?

Rather two years.

What do you mean? - That would be fraud on a large scale.

Scam? - That is not completely right.

Hidden money in illegal tax havens would be a case for the police.

One moment.

Are you crazy? We must not lose this customer.

Either you help me...

Or... - Or you dismiss me?

Not necessary.

Tell the emperor, he can get his tax avoidance

push in his peechee ass. And you too.

Because I... cancel.

Breathe.

Fully there...

You quit?

Michael called.

I can explain that. - Please do not.

I am flying to Milan.

Like the German aviators. One bomb at a time

I have cards for you.

For the men's World Cup in synchronized swimming in Milan.

Why should we want to see that?

Because I'm involved.

Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that!

But. I even have a nickname.

The World Cup?

Is a young sport. Did Billy say nothing? - no.

I have to go to the airport.

We have to be there a day early.

Of course we would be thrilled if you both came.

We need every support! Arrivederci!

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Done!

What? - Still no answer.

Tom.

We have to rethink the jack.

Maybe we can borrow someone.

Thank you!

I said, it works.

I am innocent.

Come on!

You have the local paper, yes?

And maybe two national newspapers.

We can certainly more...

"Synchronized swimming.

So far it was a women's sport.

But tomorrow the men will arrive

at the unofficial world championship.

We wish you all the best.

In Milan, it will certainly be warmer than here.

Applause for the Italian team!

There are too many people.

480, if we count 96 for each of the five rows.

Thanks, Archie.

Your girls are here, Lukey.

Look, that's Flora.

Oh God!

We can still go back. - I feel sick.

Applause for our athletes!

Do not be intimidated. Come on!

Alright?

Yes.

Well.

It is so far.

When you are outside, hold the center.

If something goes wrong, just keep going.

Ted, in the beginning put on your chin. Do not lose your glasses.

Honest, you are

really good mood. We should try the throw.

The lifter is enough for me. - I agree.

Is too risky.

Good, you decide that.

I just want to say one more thing.

If you want it...

If you really want it...

you just have to grab it.

I'm getting lost now and leave you alone.

Remember, you can do it.

I believe in you.

Applause for the great performance of the Czech team.

And now the Swedish team.

We compete for England.

Take a deep breath.

I can not do that.

I'm sorry, I can not get out of there.

Crap!

I ran away from my wife.

So what?

I told myself she threw me out...

Later, Eric. Colin has...

Is an emergency. - Let him talk.

Continue, Eric.

It was I who ran away...

from her.

From my son.

I ran away from everything.

Now I know it was scary.

Afraid to get older.

Fear to fail.

But you...

You have shown me how to stop running away.

This club with its silly movements...

with his slightly silly movements

showed me to appreciate what I have

and not to regret what I do not have.

And what have I?

Let's go out and do it for each other.

And if it's not perfect, at least we're here.

Now... together.

When we become last,

I kill you all

And now the British team.

Come on, go!

Excellent!

2, 3.

Come, boys.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the results in synchronized swimming of men.

In reverse order...

In sixth place... - Shit, that's us.

I know that we are.

It's not about winning, we agreed.

UNITED STATES!

Done!

Well done! Oh no!

I'm sorry.

On the 5th place.

5th place is no shame.

Czech Republic.

On the 4th place.

Japan!

We get a medal.

That means bronze, people!

On the 3rd place.

Italy!

On the 2nd place.

Great Britain.

We are second!

The winner of the World Cup

in synchronized swimming for the third time in a row.

Sweden!

Bravo! Well done!

Ted? What's happening?

We were robbed of victory!

I'm proud of you.

Susan!

Tell me one.

You said we should be ourselves.

And you are the coach.

So...

What do you think, who are we?

You are the most broken,

most flawed, most beautiful

Pile of idiots I've ever met.

Au man!

Drive home and get it back.

You have enough time to miss her when she's gone.

To fall in love...

is like a stroke or a car accident.

Thanks... Bob.

Have you ever heard of the Japanese puffer fish?

Save our libraries!

Books instead of bombs!

They will all agree, Heather did a great job.

I am very disappointed with the attitude of the press.

This absolute indifference.

A few reports could have done much.

What's this?

That's ridiculous.

Father!

Father!

Billy?

I just wanted to say...

Joe's dad outed, and it was okay.

Joe is barely fooled.

I am not gay. I am happy.

Madness! - Shut up, Stu!

I do not care what you are. You are my father.

I want you to forgive yourself. Immediately!

Alright, I'm leaving.

I mean immediately.

I'm sorry, I did not want that. Everything okay?

Dad, there are other ways.

Eric!

Crap!

Tom!

You're welcome!

What do you do?

I hug the mess!

In 2003, the Stockholm art swimmers were founded,

"as a protest against the futility of life".

In 2009 they won the Men's World Championships,

and in 2017 they came back to play themselves.