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School in New York? You've
never even been to New York.
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We've been dozens of times
to see your grandparents.
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That place? You want
to go to college there?
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The Governor and the Mayor can't
even agree on who runs the MTA!
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But you just...
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Dylan's selective ignorance,
then mastery is not the point.
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- Why?
- "I want to go to NYU.
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And it's not just because of Izzy.
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It's a great school, and New
York will be an adventure."
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Financial aid section. Dad, income?
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Uh, that one.
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Hey! I'm not the lowest box.
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The application is due tomorrow.
You've got to make a film.
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We have to discuss this!
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"Please. Let me try."
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This is a much longer conversation.
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Maybe we apply and figure it out later?
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JJ's going to New York.
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I can't wait to visit.
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You know, I've always
wanted to see that deli
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from "When Harry Met Sally..."
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Ahh...
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Ohh!
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Ohh, ohh!
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Ohh!
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Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes! Yes!!
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Have you lost your mind?!
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And no one said he can go!
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"Submit a five-minute
film only you can make."
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- What should it be about?
- I mean, isn't the obvious thing
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to do something about disability?
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Izzy, I know you're new here,
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but JJ doesn't define himself that way.
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"I think it's time I make
a statement on disability."
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What is happening?!
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Can anyone hear me?!
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Am I... Am I in the room?
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Is this a movie about
what it would be like
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if I didn't exist?
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Somebody walk through me so I can check!
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Honey?
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Honey?
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Are you okay?
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You asked if you existed,
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and then Pepper ran in
and knocked you over.
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So the part
about JJ going to NYU is real?
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Finish me, Pepper!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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"'Wheelchair Planet.'
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It's a 'Twilight Zone' kind of thing
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I've been working on.
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Kind of dumb, but it
can show good technique."
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Dumb?! Dude, it's great!
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It's a land where
everyone uses a wheelchair
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and the one person that
can walk is a freak.
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NYU isn't gonna know what...
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a mother goes through when
asked to let go of her child.
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JJ, this seems really complicated.
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"If we shoot through
the night, we can do it.
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But I need a right-hand person
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who can move Heaven and Earth for me."
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God, I hate that him sidling
up means you sidling up, too.
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I can't. Sorry.
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Make your movie, and
we'll discuss it later.
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I just can't be part of it.
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Oh, I'm just gonna get
back to some light reading.
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"New York"...
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"wheelchair"...
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"decapitated."
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Oh! This one actually looks like you.
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- Well, just the body, obvi...
- "Put your fingers in my ears."
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Oh, there's another one. Look at that.
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Gross.
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"La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la."
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"How about you?
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Want to be in charge?"
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Really? Okay.
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What does this "Supreme
Ruler" person do?
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Who said "Supreme Ruler"?
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, keep my name out of your mouth.
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"You do that.
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Crack the whip, keep us moving.
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I wish we had another camera.
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That would help us go faster."
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I've got it! We have another camera!
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Yes, Dad, that's a great camera.
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Jimbo's cracking.
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It's an HD nanny cam.
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I got it last year
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when somebody kept walking
into the neighbor's houses
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and moving all their stuff around.
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Did they ever catch that guy?
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Nope. No, they did not.
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But it definitely was a guy...
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who's... big.
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Huh. So, has that bear
always... been a camera?
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Has it always pointed
toward the living room
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and anything happening
in the living room?
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24/7... living room and dining room.
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Dining room, huh?
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So, like, if a guy was
over by the dining table
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doing normal stuff,
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the bear would see it?
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Wide-angle lens... The bear sees all.
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Great. Very, very cool.
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Right. Supreme Ruler on set.
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We've got nine hours
to shoot this thing.
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From now on, you ask a dumb question,
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you get slapped.
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Where'd you get a megaphone?
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What did I just say?
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Also, Dad, you're lead!
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I forgive the slap.
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Hey, I get that the
New York thing is scary,
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but still, you know, it's great
to see the kids helping JJ.
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Yeah. It's cool, Mr. DiMeo.
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Gah! Whoa!
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Izzy! I'm sorry.
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I... From behind, you
look a lot like Maya.
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S-Still, I'd prefer not to be handled.
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No, I'm not saying it's okay
because you look like my wife,
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I'm just... I'm just saying,
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yeah, uh, uh... I'm really sorry.
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I got to bring him this stuff. Um...
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Absolutely. Yeah, you go do that, buddy.
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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Uh, just... Just don't do it again.
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Mm, don't want to! No. Okay.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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So, um...
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that camera bear, huh?
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Weird, right?
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Kinda invasive?
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So invasive.
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I mean, don't get me
wrong... Super cool bear.
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Big true. It is amazing what they can do.
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But should it be done?
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It's a real privacy issue.
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Totally.
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Privacy.
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Net neutrality.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, I can't say what,
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but my family cannot
see what's on that bear.
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If they do, I'd be ruined.
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I can't say why, either, but ruined?
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I'd pray for ruined.
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Be a shame if something
happened to that bear.
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Bears disappear all
the time in this city.
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It's a tragedy, but what can you do?
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Secret-protecting alliance?
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Let's get that bear.
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- The bear's watching us.
- Mm-hmm.
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Keep smiling so it doesn't suspect.
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Sensitivity question...
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When is it okay for a
person without a disability
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to portray a character
with a disability?
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Never. Action!
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Staging question... Do
we have to be this close?
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'Cause I don't need to be...
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Slapping in three, two...
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Our world is a paradise.
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But there is a stranger in our midst.
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He Who Wheels With Feet.
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Is he real?
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He's real.
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And until he is found,
our way of life w...
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Coming through!
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Oh, just wanted to
make sure it was clean
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before you start shooting
your little movie.
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Oh, were you...
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Oh, golly. I am so sorry.
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Yeah, I just... It was dirty.
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Like a New York street
during a garbage strike.
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Control your wife.
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I'm cool. I'm cool.
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Ugh. You are not gonna
believe what happened.
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I never realized how much
you and Izzy look alike.
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Anyway, ha!
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I might've given her a massage.
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Sounds like an HR nightmare.
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I'd shut down production if I were you.
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Ha ha.
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Seriously, though, you got
to help me smooth this over.
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This... This can't be
my dynamic with her.
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Anyway, it's kinda your fault
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for being so irresistible.
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- Izzy?
- Yeah, Mr. DiMeo?
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Gah! How?!
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Maya was just here in that spot!
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No more touching.
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Okay? Okay. Deal.
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No. Not shaking. Stop it.
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Good save, Jimmy. Could've been weird.
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Am I crying yet?
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"Still look constipated."
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Maya, knock.
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- The man is clearly trying to use the bathroom.
- Not helping.
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Hold your horses, Mom.
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There's nothing to ruin
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until we can get this monkey to cry!
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"We're running out of time."
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Fine.
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Your dog, Luke, outside all winter.
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"Cut! We got it!"
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Makeup, fix this mess.
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Why'd he have to stay out there?
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He snapped at my sister once!
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"Thanks, Mom. I know
you don't want to help."
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Oh, remember me fondly when you're dying
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in one of New York's
famous warehouse fires.
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Okay, I don't know where
to shoot the rest of this.
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Long hallways, tall ceilings?
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It's midnight. Where
are we gonna find that?
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Mm... DiMeos minus Maya
surely are a sorry bunch.
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"What? Where should we go?
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"Okay.
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I want your help.
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You want to scare me away from New York.
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Let's make a deal.
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For every piece of help you give me,
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I'll listen to one of
your terrifying arguments."
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Hmm.
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Whew!
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Smashed a window in the library.
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Ever year, over a dozen wheelchair users
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fall on the New York Subway tracks.
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Let's make a movie!
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I know I can walk!
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It's not my fault!
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I know I'm a freak! Let me be!
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Cut! Moving on!
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"Mom, that checkpoint looked awesome."
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You know what's not awesome?
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The case of Anne McCarthy,
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trapped for weeks on the 29th floor
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of her Manhattan apartment
when the elevator broke.
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And she could scream.
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JJ, for this big, climatic chase scene,
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we're supposed to have
"a sea of wheelchairs"?
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We just have two.
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"There's one in the nurse's office.
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But it's locked."
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Oh. Yeah, no, I'm on it.
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Hope you like statistics
about sidewalk width.
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We need the bear in the east hallway
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for an establishing shot.
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I'll do it.
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You've seen too much!
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Time to hibernate.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Are you guys in there?
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Block the door. I'm almost done.
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What's going on?
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- Let me in, Kenneth!
- Almost done.
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"All footage uploads directly
to the SneakyBearCam cloud."
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It's not here!
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Well, close up the bear!
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She's freakishly strong!
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- Would you like milk with your tea?
- Yes, please.
264
00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,452
Mr. Bear? Milk?
265
00:09:56,038 --> 00:09:57,439
Wasn't that suspicious?
266
00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,593
How weird are we normally?
267
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,206
- Mrs. DiMeo.
- Dr. Miller.
268
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,323
What are you doing here? It's 5:00 a.m.
269
00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:07,689
I come here early to power-walk
270
00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:09,673
somewhere my neighbors'
dogs can't chase me.
271
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:10,724
Why are you here?
272
00:10:10,727 --> 00:10:12,405
Ooh. That sounded accusatory.
273
00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:13,551
Welcome.
274
00:10:13,554 --> 00:10:14,834
Do you mind if I stay?
275
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,437
Oh, no. I'm thrilled you're here.
276
00:10:17,437 --> 00:10:19,772
Now you... not me...
Can ruin everything.
277
00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:21,763
I was told to give you this script
278
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,739
before the next scene.
279
00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:24,470
Me... Izzy.
280
00:10:24,473 --> 00:10:25,979
Yeah, okay, I can see...
281
00:10:25,979 --> 00:10:27,546
People look like other people!
282
00:10:27,548 --> 00:10:29,261
Heck, I look a little bit like...
283
00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:31,960
...JJ.
284
00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:35,816
I hold all your secrets!
285
00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:37,385
I don't like this bear.
286
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,333
Here are your secrets!
287
00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:40,563
This bear's all right.
288
00:10:40,563 --> 00:10:42,740
So now I just got to
delete the bad files
289
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,044
and keep the good ones.
290
00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,917
So, you're just gonna go
through all the footage?
291
00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,216
You'll see my secrets.
292
00:10:48,219 --> 00:10:49,966
Well, somebody's got to watch it.
293
00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:51,568
How about this...
294
00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,227
We'll tell our secrets to each other.
295
00:10:53,227 --> 00:10:55,527
Whoever's is more... horrifying
296
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,929
will look at the footage.
297
00:10:57,932 --> 00:10:59,098
Brace yourself.
298
00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:09,023
You were right to whisper that.
299
00:11:09,026 --> 00:11:11,280
Thank you for your trust.
300
00:11:11,282 --> 00:11:12,782
All right, ante up, dude.
301
00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:16,531
For the last month, I have...
302
00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:18,737
been making out with the
hottest girl in school.
303
00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:21,710
Tia Casella?
304
00:11:21,712 --> 00:11:23,379
Get out of here, man!
305
00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:25,091
I open my heart to you,
306
00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:28,104
and you throw a blatant,
sad lie in my face?
307
00:11:28,107 --> 00:11:29,089
It's true.
308
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,422
Why would you want that to be secret?!
309
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:32,257
I don't want my family to find out.
310
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,591
They'd find a way to ruin it.
311
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,621
Do you still want to see your secrets?
312
00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:36,648
I do now.
313
00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:38,500
I'm gonna see what
this creep really did.
314
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:45,503
Let's go! Move it!
315
00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:49,141
This is what I wanted to show you.
316
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:52,058
- I mean, yes!
- Oh, JJ making a movie?
317
00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,831
Oh, this must be for NYU.
318
00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:55,743
What?! Who didn't know about this?
319
00:11:55,745 --> 00:11:56,744
Look.
320
00:11:56,746 --> 00:11:58,413
They've been filming in your school
321
00:11:58,415 --> 00:11:59,614
all through the night.
322
00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:01,749
I'm pretty sure that one
of them broke a window
323
00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:02,617
to get in here.
324
00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:04,453
Oh, you want me to stop them?
325
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:06,120
Of course. You have to.
326
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,575
Please do it for me.
327
00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:09,666
Otherwise...
328
00:12:10,945 --> 00:12:12,736
What? I'm...
329
00:12:12,736 --> 00:12:16,337
JJ just... makes a film
and goes off to New York?
330
00:12:16,339 --> 00:12:18,706
And I've fought and I've struggled
331
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,124
all these years,
332
00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:23,210
then I have to let him
go, and that's my reward?
333
00:12:23,212 --> 00:12:24,934
Yes.
334
00:12:24,937 --> 00:12:27,072
It doesn't feel like a reward.
335
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,010
Anyway, I'm not crazy...
336
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,308
not wanting him to go.
337
00:12:33,136 --> 00:12:36,079
It's cold there, lonely.
338
00:12:36,179 --> 00:12:37,845
It'll be hard for him to get around.
339
00:12:37,847 --> 00:12:39,350
And he'll figure it out.
340
00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:40,581
He can.
341
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,885
You gave him that.
342
00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:45,566
Of course. You're right.
343
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,006
I haven't been helping him.
344
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:49,545
I've been sabotaging him.
345
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:51,522
Setting
up for the wheelchair chase.
346
00:12:51,524 --> 00:12:53,357
I could help... I could help with that.
347
00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:55,055
Yes, then do it. That's the job.
348
00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:57,587
We give them the tools, we let them go.
349
00:12:57,587 --> 00:13:00,313
They say parenting
is the only love story
350
00:13:00,316 --> 00:13:01,650
that ends in "Goodbye."
351
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:04,970
Thank you. You did change my mind.
352
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,034
No need to talk like an
embroidered pillow, though.
353
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:09,535
JJ, the big scene's coming up.
354
00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:10,793
"I know.
355
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:14,161
It all has me very
tense in my shoulders."
356
00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:15,468
I can help with that.
357
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:17,538
Mr. DiMeo?
358
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,018
Aha! No!
359
00:13:19,021 --> 00:13:20,537
It's Mr. DiMeo.
360
00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:23,072
Looks like I'm not the only one
who can make an honest mistake.
361
00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,353
But I didn't make a mistake.
362
00:13:24,356 --> 00:13:26,874
You tried to trick me into
massaging you, but I caught you.
363
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:28,533
I know. I keep making it worse.
364
00:13:28,536 --> 00:13:30,108
Your attention, please.
365
00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:31,913
The director to the stairwell.
366
00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:34,170
His mother has another
mind-blowing fact
367
00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:35,245
about New York.
368
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:38,246
"You were supposed to
get the wheelchair first.
369
00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:39,347
What's the fact?"
370
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,282
Well, the fact is, I think New York's
371
00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:43,384
gonna have to get itself ready for you.
372
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,586
And as for the wheelchair, well...
373
00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:48,023
Hi, JJ.
374
00:13:48,025 --> 00:13:49,878
It's not exactly a sea.
375
00:13:50,252 --> 00:13:51,328
You did this?
376
00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:53,102
I asked some friends.
They were happy to help.
377
00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:54,083
As am I.
378
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,736
- Is she here yet?
- Oh.
379
00:13:55,739 --> 00:13:57,919
I told the
chaps from the nursing home
380
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,622
that it was for an Ann-Margret movie.
381
00:13:59,624 --> 00:14:00,756
Soon!
382
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,726
Oh, hello, JJ!
383
00:14:03,728 --> 00:14:05,728
Oh, I hate to be "that principal,"
384
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:07,776
but as exciting as all this is,
385
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,742
the students will be arriving very soon.
386
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:11,297
Uh, what have you got left to shoot?
387
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:15,948
"Only the most challenging
scene I've ever attempted."
388
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,326
Okay, everyone!
389
00:14:17,326 --> 00:14:21,461
This is the scene that will
make my son's dreams come true.
390
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:23,894
Who's ready to do it right now?!
391
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,628
"No!
392
00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:28,253
I still need to figure out
393
00:14:28,253 --> 00:14:30,581
how to get the crowd to swallow Dad."
394
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,794
Okay, he needs 15 minutes
to set the shot up.
395
00:14:33,797 --> 00:14:35,322
Let's keep it going!
396
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:36,571
Actors, ready?
397
00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:39,030
Cameras recording?
398
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,937
Let's burn this place to the ground.
399
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,071
Wait. What did she just say?
400
00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:06,030
Aaaaaaah!
401
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:48,637
Cut! We got it!
402
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,730
Every year, they get less curious.
403
00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:07,434
I can't believe my
alliance partner is such a liar.
404
00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:09,160
I am not a liar.
405
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,171
Tia Casella is not your girlfriend, man!
406
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,412
Everything all right over there?
407
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:13,481
So it is decided.
408
00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,024
We will clone a human boy.
409
00:16:15,027 --> 00:16:16,611
I'll prepare the specimens.
410
00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:18,685
Okay. Let's watch the big scene.
411
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,653
That definitely should've
invited questions.
412
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,317
We need to be less weird.
413
00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:31,041
"Where's the scene?"
414
00:16:33,271 --> 00:16:34,299
It's not there.
415
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,266
I don't understand.
416
00:16:36,269 --> 00:16:37,908
It didn't record.
417
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,632
I recorded it. I did.
418
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:44,296
Or maybe you touched something
you thoug was the button
419
00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:46,199
but turned out to be another button
420
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:48,794
that looked like the
first button from behind.
421
00:16:48,794 --> 00:16:50,194
Both buttons should understand.
422
00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:52,028
Did I sabotage it after all?
423
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,497
Maybe I blacked out...
424
00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:55,699
Like the time I graffitied
"Ray's Mom Is Hot"
425
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:56,858
on my own car.
426
00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:58,184
You said that was Justin Chang.
427
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,855
We're not friends anymore because of it.
428
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:02,299
Sorry. We'll shoot the scene again.
429
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:03,785
And this time, I'll stay away.
430
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:04,843
No!
431
00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,147
It wasn't her. It was me.
432
00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:09,906
I don't want him to go to New York!
433
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:11,508
Everything in this family,
434
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,909
it revolves around you, JJ... fine.
435
00:17:13,911 --> 00:17:16,323
But that means you can't just
change everything and leave.
436
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:18,357
"You killed my movie?
437
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,037
I'd expect that from Mom."
438
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,894
Yeah, well, I was
counting on her to do it,
439
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:24,675
but then she went soft,
so I had to step in.
440
00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:27,201
Because that's what
a Supreme Ruler does.
441
00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:28,870
Man.
442
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:32,441
Mom letting JJ move away and
Dylan sabotaging his movie?
443
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:33,269
What's next?
444
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,801
Uh, you making out with
the hottest girl in school?
445
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,191
I am!
446
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:41,000
That's right. Tia Casella and I
are lab partners with benefits.
447
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,903
- Have some dignity, Ray.
- Not the time, Ray.
448
00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:44,071
No one believes you.
449
00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:45,435
You don't even know who she is.
450
00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,547
"Tia Casella"? I mean,
she sounds very hot.
451
00:17:47,547 --> 00:17:49,114
Dad, where's the laptop?
452
00:17:49,116 --> 00:17:51,616
Maybe you should help
Ray find it, Mr. DiMeo.
453
00:17:51,618 --> 00:17:52,751
Okay!
454
00:17:52,753 --> 00:17:54,713
Oh, Dylan, darling.
455
00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:58,300
If JJ moves to New York,
then things will change.
456
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,833
And then you're gonna
go away one day, too.
457
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,037
But we'll always come back to us.
458
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,380
Parenting...
459
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,544
It's the only love story
that ends with "Goodbye."
460
00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:11,269
- Ohh! That's really nice.
- Aww.
461
00:18:11,427 --> 00:18:13,795
I know. It's beautiful, isn't it?
462
00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:15,162
I just made it up.
463
00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:17,476
I'm sorry that I ruined your movie, JJ.
464
00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:22,229
"I'd do the
same thing to keep you."
465
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:24,884
Aww, my kids.
466
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,520
I must be doing something right.
467
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,521
Tongue!
468
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,156
Full-on tongue!
469
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:30,367
What?!
470
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:33,201
Yeah, you see that? This
is a lesson for all of you.
471
00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:35,070
Ray can play.
472
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,472
And there ain't nobody
that's out of his league.
473
00:18:37,474 --> 00:18:39,074
Not even Tia Casella.
474
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,275
Is that what I am?
475
00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:41,436
Some prize?
476
00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:42,960
Tia Casella!
477
00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:44,463
Dude, get a hobby.
478
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:46,811
No, Tia, you don't understand.
479
00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:48,216
You've been filming me?
480
00:18:48,218 --> 00:18:49,358
Why?!
481
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,218
So you could show me off to your parents
482
00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:52,587
in some twisted game?
483
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,201
No! No, not at all.
484
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,734
Well, I saw the tape.
485
00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:56,877
Ray wins.
486
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,338
And since I see you there,
487
00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:00,971
I can do this with confidence.
488
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,781
What is this one even doing here?!
489
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,764
This is due next period,
490
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:11,431
and we are done.
491
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,165
Tia, wait!
492
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,844
Okay, we've got an hour left.
493
00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:16,488
Let's figure out your movie.
494
00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:20,914
"I think I just did."
495
00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:24,673
And that's how it happened.
496
00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:26,720
Over one long night,
497
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:29,626
a pretty great family made
a not-so-great movie...
498
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:30,932
I had to!
499
00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:33,740
...then blew it up and
found something real.
500
00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:35,229
Cut!
501
00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:36,863
Why'd he have to stay outside?
502
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,799
He snapped at my sister once!
503
00:19:38,801 --> 00:19:40,201
The bear's watching us.
504
00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:42,203
Keep smiling
so he doesn't suspect.
505
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:43,295
It's uncanny.
506
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,711
Who could tell them apart?!
507
00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:46,903
I set out to make a movie
about being disabled.
508
00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:48,533
Tia, you don't understand.
509
00:19:48,536 --> 00:19:50,331
You've been filming me?
510
00:19:50,331 --> 00:19:52,280
I made a movie about being DiMeo.
511
00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:54,936
You did this?
512
00:19:54,939 --> 00:19:57,319
I asked some friends.
They were happy to help.
513
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:03,319
And that, NYU, is a movie
that only I can make.
514
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,459
How much
does this school cost?
515
00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:09,915
Shh! Tomorrow.
516
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,645
This is what he wanted to hide?
517
00:20:17,647 --> 00:20:19,254
"Why do it here?"
518
00:20:19,254 --> 00:20:20,853
Because my downstairs neighbor
519
00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:22,636
was complaining about the stomping.
520
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:25,753
It's... It's pretty bad, huh?
521
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:28,523
- No!
- No!
522
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:29,867
It's really good.
523
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:31,351
Like Fred Astaire.
524
00:20:31,351 --> 00:20:34,152
"You positively float."
525
00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:36,319
Really?
526
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,522
'Cause I've only gotten
better since that footage.
527
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,224
A 5, 6, 7, 8!
528
00:20:50,137 --> 00:20:57,100
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