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Dude, she's a fucking goddess.

You mean a goddess of fucking.

Hey...

I bet she'd be fun.

Pff, come on...

No I'm serious!

You know what's cool about freaky chicks like that?

They like to get weird.

You all right?

You dropped these.

Thanks.

Feel like all your parts are working okay?

Yeah I think so.

Easy.

Who's that?

Not from around here, are you?

How'd you know?

'Cos, there's only a couple hundred people in this shittown...

...and unfortunately I know all of them.

Can I tell you a secret?

Okay.

I think...

...you're better than that.

What do you mean?

Hi Mindy.

It's Maddy.

Who's your friend?

I don't know, why don't you ask him?

Nice dress...

So you still think I'm better than her?

Yep.

Why?

Because.

Because why?

Because...

You're a nice girl.

I don't think you're really supposed to be smoking in here.

See what I mean?

Hey.

Sorry! I know I said I'd just be a minute.

First thing we'll have to do is teach you how to tell time.

Do you wanna give me a slap on the wrist?

End of the line, honey.

I don't know if anybody ever told you this before, darling....

but half the fun's the chase.

Girls like you just make it to damn easy.

You ready for another ride?

Hey.

What do you want?

Uh...

I like your outfit.

Fuck you.

I'm serious!

Really?

Yeah.

You want a cigarette?

What?

Nothin'.

Shit, I'm sorry.

I'm not.

Hi grandma.

Guess what.

Chicken butt.

Just kidding. I had sex!

You know, scientists say that watching TV all day rots you brain.

Grandma?

I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of looking around your room.

I look like a fucking faggot in this get-up.

Nooope.

Calm down.

There.

I like you better with your glasses.

What do you want?

What do YOU want?

I don't know.

Just don't kill me.

Please.

Don't kill you...

Okay.

What can I do to you?

What kind of things can I do to you?

Sex things...

And I thought you were a nice girl...

Ah, fuck!

Ah... Fuck...

Girl.

You got some fight in you.

But I think, I got you cornered.

You wanna try begging your way outta this one...

...by offering up your pussy like it's some kind of prize?

Fuck you

What's that?

Fuck you!

Honey, you're the one that's fucked.

Now...

Hold on a minute, let's just talk about this for a second.

Sssshit...

You missed...

You missed, you stupid bitch.

Grandma?

Hold on grandma. I'm gonna go get your medicine, okay?