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You're not eating?

I'm not hungry.

Are you tense?

- And the party? - She's talking.

Normal, among the Democrats. But we have nothing to say.

At home, what's up?

A whole poem. My wife has h morro des.

- I have a great cream. - What's this ?

- Prastoden? - I do not remember.

My wife is putting Prastoden.

I have a memory hole.

There is another ...

That's it!

The veiles.

Rocco, for this market story school canteens ...

Follow the procedure, Sergio.

If I follow her, it's fucked for me.

Stops.

Moira!

Approach, that I am wedging you.

Mounted.

Welcome aboard, Candida.

- Introduce yourself. - Enchanted, I'm Candida. And you ?

Sit with us.

Candida

if you took off your shirt?

I spoke from below.

Watch this great man what you can do.

Great man, no ...

It is fine thanks.

Why ?

It's a 25 horses?

He is broken, 75.

Are not you sick of being in Taranto?

Show me your loaches.

Rocco,

everything is fine ?

For the history of school canteens,

I will see.

Thank you, Rocco. You're a leader.

Do not move.

Be careful, it's hot.

Dad !

We have the market.

And you're not happy?

Not at all.

- Did you pay them? - I'll never do that.

- I never watered anyone. - Neither do I.

So how did we get the market in half a day?

- I gave myself. - You are a pig.

Congratulates him. He assured.

You are two pigs.

Yes, but we love each other.

Show me your loaches.

- What? - Your groupers.

Margot !

Do you know Fabrizio Sala?

The manager of Margot on the Costa Smeralda?

He also writes a people column and talent niche.

He recruits starlets, bimbos and bombs

to take them to him.

him? Him ?

Himself. He is looking for Tarente.

He thinks to find in this hole?

Are you disappointed?

In the corner, we are heavy.

There really is a whore.

I was asked to pass the casting of Sala.

You see ?

- What an idiot! - I laugh.

I can not get more of this bled.

What are we still doing here?

We deserve better, Tamara.

What are you talking about ?

I made a decision.

We're going to Rome.

Rome? And when did you decide?

In front of a tattoo, I had a revelation.

I want to reach it.

Him ?

Himself.

I know, I'm a little late.

Good evening. Candida Pasci .

For Sala. I am his manager.

No manager. Is she coming in?

Okay. I'm waiting outside.

Go ahead.

OK, who is it? Sonia? Who else ?

Where are you?

At Timone d'Oro ?

It works.

In 20 minutes. The time that Sergio loops his taf.

You order me a tuna tartare?

With a lawyer, huh?

What's your name ?

Do you laugh all the time?

Go have fun.

To you, my dear.

- Do you have a name? - Candida.

And you are candid?

Not at all.

What are you doing ?

I was doing gym, I hurt myself, I stopped.

You show us acrobatics?

I can try.

You're really good!

La Dolce Vita .

Gift.

You are going to land in Sardinia Villa Morena?

It is true. My feast is going to empty you the Margot .

You're good, you.

You surround yourself with tra n es by spinning coke gratis.

You think to reach it with them, but it's my job.

I am a liberal. Monopolies are overrated.

You miss two things:

Be classy and know him.

Two details that I rule, Fabrizio.

You'll lose all your money, Sergio.

You will return to Taranto completely hair.

- Then take a line, relax. - It's bad.

I did not touch coke for at least ten years.

Do not break the mood,

girls love these faded parties.

Yes I understand.

What did you hear?

Nothing. You did not speak.

Very good,

Sergio Morra.

Do you know me ?

You do everything to make yourself noticed.

So, I watched you from a distance.

Let's say I like being active.

Who was this phone con?

Nobody plays con with me, never forget it.

It is important.

Because no man in the world do not resist me.

You...

would you resist me?

In fact...

now that I think about it,

I do not see any obstacle.

Yet there is an obstacle.

Ah yes ?

It's me, the obstacle.

You will never fuck a girl like me.

Do not worry,

you're brave enough to beat you all the others.

Why ?

Who are you fucking with?

With him ?

I want to meet him.

If you have been so dedicated and helpful, maybe I'll introduce him someday.

This con Attilio never hangs.

This holiday took my head.

- You want some ? - Leave it alone.

I'm working tomorrow, not like you who thumbs at you.

Watch out for Kira.

- She's worse than Putin. - I imagine.

But what class.

From class ... Now, yes.

10 years ago, arriving from Albania, she has tapped all Rome.

Including you?

You take me for a con?

Let it go, Riccardo.

Says.

The best of the best.

You hardly pick up your pants

let her put it to you.

It's Rome.

Like Albania when they broke the slab.

My God,

What a surprise ! Where did you hide?

- In the toilet. - We've been waiting for an hour.

Riccardo, we must see each other again.

The less we see each other, the better.

Hi, my grand.

Makeup goes up to his brain.

At the summit on hunger in the world, he released :

"Let's talk about the debates.

"It's less dramatic, but we too are hungry. "

When he speaks, I do not know if I'm going to laugh or cry.

We cry already, Cupa,

even when he makes us laugh.

He brought us two things that we did not have without him:

economic strength and enthusiasm.

It's not enough anymore.

I do not follow you, Santino.

Take care of the little one,

we speak seriously.

If you went further?

I fuck you.

We lost because people,

over the years,

have understood unconsciously the sum of all his bullshit,

and if we do the accounts,

one has to admit that he has completely lost.

Be more explicit.

The trials he faces,

and the laws ad personam to get out of it.

You have good control all the national chains,

people always end up knowing

and close.

All unfulfilled promises.

People see it.

His collaborator who took 9 years for mafia association.

People are fighting each other.

At home, it is: "Die home, inheritance rights have been abolished. "

That's pretty good.

It's smart to say on the spot

that the average Italian viewer

at the level of a collégien who did not sit in the front row?

I need to talk to him.

- Is not the reality? - Yes !

Think what you want, but do not say it.

Cupa, he is 70 years old,

tired heart and prostate, even if he abuses it,

which only amplifies the gossip.

I see where you are coming from.

But have the courage to talk to him, do not ask me.

Cupa,

you would support me?

That is to say?

For me to become

the next leader of the center right.

A President of the Council with such shirts?

I do not wear them only to promote the made in Italy .

Cupa, you have always been direct.

I want to hear your answer.

I am on your side.

Go ahead.

Whore !

Now girls are us.

Youth is ephemeral. Let's not drink anything.

Sergio ...

What are you waiting for?

You sting my husband?

But you, you loved him more!

70% of its value ...

It's working, Sergio.

Kiss him.

Now.

Cut!

assholes,

you have me drugged. You covered me with cats.

I hate cats.

That's enough now.

It's enough.

Who are you ?

Me ?

A talent scout.

I said I was going to see the pope.

Lory del Santo is great.

Never seen a falcon?

He sends me his cock in picture.

They wanted to stuff my toe, I refused.

I'm told that stuff is good.

The lawyer is naze.

I do not know how to swim.

I pretend to drink.

I wanted to kill myself.

I can only fuck at home.

Milan, it boosts.

But it's so beautiful ...

I anguish. Will there be gambas?

OK, girls!

You smell that perfume of t floating?

We do not feel anything, we have plenty of nostrils.

My beauty,

thank you for accepting this invitation to dinner.

I wanted to announce you that I had reserved

the villa Morena,

and that you are my guests in Sardinia.

We will have an incredible party!

Sant !

You assured.

Really assured.

It will crack in front of all these guns. They are perfect.

For me, they are not crazy.

It's you who are perfect.

It does not work like that,

never like that with me.

I saw him at a meeting of Forza Italia, he is not so small.

I'll show it to you at Bagaglino . He is lanc .

- Do not we know each other? - No.

I am a friend of Palmira.

The realization.

You, what are you doing ?

Figurante. And I study the letters.

- What you want to do later ? - Actress.

Cin or t l ?

This is not the same ?

costs ...

- You come to my feast in Sardinia? - I dunno.

I would not be in my place.

I do not drink, I do not drink.

What can I promise you,

is that in my villa in Sardinia,

the producers of films will go through.

- No, stop! - Why ?

- I never cheated on Sergio. - It would be time. He is crazy.

It's wrong, and you've never helped him.

He is not presentable.

I will not wet to recommend a cuckold coca nomane.

Kiss my ass !

D gage! I'm not cheating on my guy!

Brothel!

Are you 13 years old or what?

I never cheated Sergio.

You just did it, dear.

You're really just a child.

You did not want to get wet?

I'm going to swing everything.

All. Espoir of enfoir of my balls!

Do you have dreams, Sergio?

I made some of them.

Leave this hole in Taranto

and my father.

Why your father?

He is honest and coherent.

For him, life is a labor. I should trample too.

I think your father is right.

Because your life is difficult?

dead.

Life is hard, when we know how to do nothing.

When all is finished, only a mirror will remain.

We can not even approach him.

Your father will look at you

and say, "I was honest

"and coherent."

Stop, Kira, you depress me.

Me too, I'm going away!

- You believe in God ? - Of course.

Just on Monday.

- What does he want ? - In your opinion?

Years he loves me ...

I should have slept with him 10 years ago, he would have killed me.

And you, you have dreams?

Better not.

Girls like me are pretty when they dream.

With the coke that girls take and the villa in Sardinia,

I slap everything.

I must bail myself out.

This holiday in Sardinia will be the best investment of your life.

Villa Morena is facing his property.

He will see your girls scrolling and you will be grateful.

We must hope.

When we talk about the wolf...

I strip when he calls you.

Good to know.

My love !

Me good.

I'm at home with a friend that I must introduce you.

A very fit guy.

His name is Sergio Morra.

G nial! Are you coming to Bagaglino ?

Yes, I know, but in fact,

it's incapable.

They believe what, with this majority two balls?

In my opinion, with a little patience,

you'll come back to the government soon.

I'm boring you, my dear?

Your arm is not going to fall just because it hurts you!

What do we do after the Bagaglino?

Too bad you have to leave.

Yes, Geri was really happy.

Bagaglino is too rotten.

We did not even see that cunt.

Do not talk to him like that.

A dress 300 for nothing.

He has no time to come.

As if a dress was enough to reduce it.

You looked at me well?

Strongly that sea ends.

That's it, it starts again.

Santino, it's me.

Your check is bouncing. 10,000, it's not enough for me

The farm, Santino. Shut up, asshole.

It's 40,000 or I'm talking to your wife.

And tomorrow, I will do a pregnancy test.

If it's positive, get ready to sell your house square of Spain.

more.

Could not we go to the restaurant by taxi?

You're right.

Take a walk to see Rome.

Like, we do not know.

Only Confalonieri who knows him.

- Galliani too. - No. Not him.

- Who told you that? - I know it.

- You should not have done it. - What?

You've got it all wrong. You should not have done it.

It's him !

It's him and his escort!

Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphthalamine, commonly called

MDMA,

stimulates the nervous system

and has entactogenic properties.

She has the effects a pleasant heat wave

coming from the bottom.

This phase expresses itself with the verb "mount".

It's up!

They say, "Oh, come up."

- Do not go upstairs. - No, do not go upstairs.

Unlike cocaine,

it causes a state of gentle excitation called:

velvet.

Sexual desire is neither predator nor voracious,

but v hicul by a feeling of universal love,

directed to others

and inanimate objects.

There is a reduction in judgment,

an increase of sentimental disinhibition.

Hence his nickname drug of love.

One of its most visible effects

is the twitching of the jaw.

Damn, where are you, Silvio?

We should stay like this forever.

We should all stay like this forever.

I love you, Sergio.

I'm dying, here.

Happy birthday ma'am.

You did not even make me smile.

I prefer when you offered me slippers or a cashmere plaid,

because you knew that I was chilly.

Then I discovered that women also liked diamonds.

And little butterflies.

You do not take it?

I try, but ...

I can not do it, I go away.

I'm not getting away.

She pained me for your sister-in-law.

How are you, sir?

I'm bored a little, to be honest.

What's inside?

- D'Alema, the President of the Council. - Good joke.

My dear Fabrizio, how are you?

I would go to Margot ,

but I have to stay wisely At home.

I'm trying to reconquer my Veronica.

Grandma says you know the Latin names of plants.

Yes, I was with the Salians.

They took Greek and Latin very seriously.

- What is that? - Caryopteris .

- Are you sure? - Of course.

When you clean the pond, where are the swans?

- They commit suicide. - It is true ?

I'm joking. They are put in the other tang.

The volcano, does it work?

Of course. One day, I'll show you. Look at the sea

- Putin... - Who is it?

The leader of Russia.

When Putin came, he was at sea,

with two warships and the Moskva missile launcher.

You talk about a show!

I do not believe you.

You are very skeptical.

Your grandmother dies on you.

Papi

12 classmates say you have to go to jail.

- How many are you? - 30.

It's coherent.

According to a survey,

30% of Italians would like to see me incarcerated.

Why ?

I am accused of tax fraud, false in balance sheet, corruption.

The crimes of others, not your grandfather.

- You will go ? - No. I am healthy.

Judges are unbalanced and we detest both.

Grandma too?

No, she is beautiful and reads smart books.

Nobody should go to jail.

Constitutional guarantees! I agree with you.

The world of my dreams does not have a prison.

- You walked on a dung. - I did not walk on it.

If, you just crush it.

You know what was saying the great English scientist Isaac Newton?

"Appearances, mediocre."

You are not poor, understand what it is.

Papi did not scrape a dung.

It did not happen to him and it will never happen to him.

Gardeners have cleared the field and, quite often,

clods of earth like dung stand out.

- Including ? - It looked like a poop.

But it is not.

- The moral of the story ? - There are false droppings.

No, the moral is that the truth

depends on the persuasiveness which we use.

Maybe it was.

Maybe Newton never said that.

Does it matter? No.

The only thing that counts, it's because you believed me.

Mrs, why always the same picture?

When my husband likes something, he multiplies it.

It is also true for women.

Who is this gentleman, always with your husband?

Paolo Spagnolo.

One of his friends?

I do not think so.

My husband does not like being alone

and very rarely be two.

Paolo Spagnolo is the third.

- We'll broadcast a. - Very good.

But on this taking,

You do not speak of the constitutional referendum.

No importance.

Seeing a, the people will say to themselves:

"I would fuck him well."

Do you see me coming back to power?

I am 70 years old.

If the left clings, It will last five years.

At that time, I will be 75 years old.

Age does not matter.

A friend of my father-in-law is 92 years old and still continues judo.

My dear, not yet. I'm with him.

I understand, I'll call you back. I'll call you back !

I'm sorry, my wife is pushing me make the TV.

She thinks that would boost my career.

- It's me, your career. - I told him that.

You know how to play Domenica Bestiale from Concato?

I do not like it, this one.

Me, yes. This is our song, with Veronica.

It's not bad, a. Keep on going.

I killed my jealousy there is a lease.

How to be jealous with you?

- So what's the problem? - My dignity.

You must not touch it.

- I would not allow myself. - On the contrary.

See you hide behind a grove

to solve the problem Violetta Saba

is an attack of more than my dignity.

And do not try to embellish the reality.

You fascinate the Italians, not me. I've known you for 26 years.

That's why you're so cold?

Yes.

"We should never put side money, thoughts and feelings

"because after, we do not use it anymore. "

It's Natalia Ginzburg.

This is the only quote from a communist

that I share fully.

Veronica, I have to go to Rome for two days.

For my hair.

Papounet!

Michel Martinez!

The heir of Maradona, finally see you!

- I make you visit ? - With pleasure sir.

- What are you reading ? - Saramago.

He insults you.

It's always flattering to inspire the interest of a Nobel Prize.

I really liked Blindness .

I agree, a masterpiece.

Where are you? It's beautiful, huh?

If you sign in Milan, we will celebrate with the volcano.

- It's breathtaking! - I imagine.

Juventus made me an offer.

Refuse, please. Or I die.

I am very tempted.

I thought Mr. Agnelli, he had class.

Juventus, you will be center forward.

In Milan, you will be number 10.

Like those who win the Golden Ball. The others are extras.

You are better than Maradona.

Nobody understood it except me.

I often changed the score sheet reason.

I'm not sure I want to a president in the locker room.

And the bimbos, the dancers

who will follow you?

It's not my priority.

Are you gay? I have nothing against it.

And even, a quarter of me is gay.

But lesbian.

I live with my mother, but I am not gay.

The bimbos do not interest me.

- They are frivolous, exhib ... - Bravo, Michel.

In addition, a devoid of the essential.

But a mother, that counts.

Who is your idol?

Gullit. And you ?

My father.

I would have said Agnelli.

Agnelli has inherited his fortune. I cooked mine.

Write a number.

You see, in Milan, you can really have everything.

Everything is not enough.

In your opinion,

it's normal that I am still in opposition?

Not for me.

I get it from the cacti.

My dear minister!

Mr. President!

- How are you ? - Like a rich withdrawal.

Communists have the government, my children have the companies.

I still have Veronica who sees me as the origin of evil.

What's up ?

You look worried.

It's not politics, but a girl.

- How do you know ? - I know nothing.

I understand.

A séducer of my temper

when another suffers from love.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

By cons, tell me his name.

If not, I'll look who we talk to,

and I will be neither attentive nor helpful.

Tamara Morra, do you know her?

From sight.

A pretty woman.

Galbiati maintained it.

I remember, because one day, he talked about her

in a way that disappointed me.

He said, "She's my whore."

Mine too.

Now she makes me sing. I am terrorized.

Terrorized.

I see my brilliant reputation to disintegrate in the blink of an eye.

A shabby, obviously.

That's my problem.

I only love sluts.

You know why, Santino?

Because you too are a bitch.

- But I'll try to help you. - Thank you, Silvio.

Now, recite a poetry in my honor.

Yes.

New thought,

Eastern genitals,

persuasive smile ...

Presumptuous fool,

Malicious peephole,

ridiculous creature ...

Me too, I say. It's for you.

Silvio, I do not understand.

You have three things to understand.

A :

I am young.

Two:

you are old.

Three:

if you want to take my place, come first to tell me about it.

Without plotting in my back.

- Who told you ? - Cupa.

She plays a double-game.

She pushed me to be your heir. Now, she says ambitious?

She handed me a trap.

Listen to me well.

We are with me or against me.

Excluded from the party, we are politically dead.

You were in the light,

you will enter the darkness.

Enclosed in a dark room.

The TV will no longer solicit you.

Our allies will destroy your reputation.

- A word from me, and it's over. - I do not deserve that.

I made myself alone.

Shit, Santino!

In Italy,

the only one that was done alone, It's me.

You're a vulgar parasite politics.

- You broke my balls. - I beg you !

Sir,

you have left your laptop at home.

A brilliant idea from Veronica: the day without a phone.

Binoculars.

What is this horror?

It is from me.

In fact, it does not move me.

You know that you become gifted in sculpture?

Where is Mariano?

To the villa, sir. He is seasick.

You feel alone ?

No, my dear. The sound of the sea annoys me.

Music would have appeased me.

On his boat, Agnelli had a portrait of him by Bacon.

We have Apicella.

And we also have your fantastic sculpture.

Why you never broadcast of cultural program?

I did it.

- I had Mike. - Bongiorno?

It was quiz.

From general culture.

Why did you get her without even a phone call?

His wife called me. He did not recover.

That was not my decision.

Mike gave you everything for 30 years.

He's just waiting for your call.

I would, if I had my cell phone.

Antonellina, do you have one?

Yes sir.

And the number of Mike Bongiorno?

No sir.

You see ?

What's the matter ?

Mystery. I do not know anything about engines.

What do we do ?

Do you see the usefulness of laptops?

Let's wait and enjoy the sea.

- Are not you afraid of emptiness? - No, I look at it from a distance.

When I was 8, I decided not to do my first communion.

And so it was.

A woman of character.

That's why I wanted you.

Especially because I was 24 years old and that I was beautiful.

Veronica, you're not precise.

You were not beautiful,

you were a beauty

Stunning.

I was useful.

Now I am 50 years old and I do not serve anything anymore.

I understand you. It is the impression of being superfluous.

I'm killing myself.

Martinez goes to Juve and will win less, I am no longer in government.

I am a man of action.

I need projects.

Why I do not do it anymore, just one?

I despair. I will offer myself a big house.

We've already had twenty.

We have everything.

Everything is not enough.

- Who is it from? - Of me.

If you want to reconquer me, let's do Cambodia on foot,

to see the temples of Angkor.

You need a meeting at Maltese?

He is a very good neurologist.

You remember that two years before we are together,

you have courted me for a whole evening.

You already told me, but I do not remember.

You remember at least the song our first kiss?

I swear I do not remember it.

You remember the names of the servants,

but not our song?

Love is also detailed.

This is this song?

Manfredi, you are!

Silvio, I have a heritage $ 1.7 billion.

I'm 882 of the Forbes ranking global fortunes,

the 19th richest man in Italy.

I became immensely rich thanks to two factors.

Primo: we have been associated for years.

Deuzio: I did not give up my principles.

And even, I followed them.

Now...

after years of benefits,

our customers have lost big because of a bad placement.

It's my fault, it's my fault,

it's my biggest fault.

I have a crazy proposal To do to you.

Let's refund them, Silvio.

Reimburse them.

No financial company would do it, so we have to do it.

Reimburse them, they will thank us for it.

It will cost us 160 million euros and a share of the dividend,

but I know that after this gesture,

the amount of investment increase.

Let's do it, Silvio. Let's do it!

You have to be generous these days.

Altruism is the best way to be go ste.

Another of my principles.

Okay, Ennio, let's do it.

You are a genius.

- That's your idea. - Exactly !

Only a genius would offer at the foot 160 million euros

thanks to the idea of ​​another. What's bothering you?

25,000 people.

- So little ? - Yes.

So little.

You imagine that I lost the elections 25,000 votes?

If I do the conversion, It represents six fewer senators?

Exactly.

And you're discouraged? I do not recognize you.

- What should I do? - It's simple.

Convince six senators to go to your camp.

the first destabilization, the government falls.

There are elections, you win them and you, the government.

Convince six senators?

What did we do all our life?

We sold.

We are sellers and we are the best.

What is a seller, Silvio?

Two things. A salesman is a single man.

That's not the subject, It would defeat us.

Let's say, but let's remember it.

A seller, maybe it's the most lonely man in the world,

for he speaks and never listens.

What interests us, it's the other thing.

A salesman knows how to persuade.

We convince others.

People do not want to buy. They are afraid.

That's where we come in.

We convince them. And what do we convince them of?

We convince them the quality of our dreams.

We do not get up of the negotiating table,

as long as our dreams did not become theirs.

And there, they buy.

And we are happy.

It was you who taught it to me.

Because you are the biggest seller I have never seen.

It was in another life.

I can not even do it anymore.

Nobody changes, Silvio.

Nobody can go out of himself.

You remember everything.

When you were a promoter, you created a city.

In the midst of the real estate crisis, you sold all your homes.

You had the plane route changed which passed over Milano 2

because its value went downhill.

Starting from a local t l closed circuit,

you have built a private television empire and you sold it to the Italians.

I continue ?

In summary ...

you say I should convince six senators

to go to my camp?

That's what I say.

You summon them, convince them,

you sell them the dream of the future.

Give yourself completely, Silvio.

Altruism is the best way to be go ste.

Ennio,

the best deal of my life,

it is to associate with you.

For me too, Silvio.

For me too.

All ?

Good evening, Elide.

Who are you?

Augusto Pallotta,

head of real estate sales from the Pallotta company.

It seems normal to call so late for an apartment?

Yes Madam. Because it's evening that one cultivates one's dreams.

I do not have time to lose.

Me neither, madam.

If I call you, we are not wasting our time,

but let it be improved.

I do not want an apartment.

Everyone dreams of being the owner.

When we are, we dream of a bigger house.

Or for a child who is going to get married. Do you have children?

Yes, a girl. Listen to ...

You would not want

see again the joy she had 8 years by reciting poetry?

You would not want to manage it to make him forget the day

where you were crying on the couch

and she told you, in a sad voice:

"Mom, I'm here and I love you." ?

Who are you?

I am Augusto Pallotta, madam.

I sold more than 15,000 apartments.

Check tomorrow. Why am I calling you so late?

Because I sell apartments, but mostly a dream.

It's too late to dream.

Who said that? I did not say anything.

I did not talk to you of our credits rate 0,

I did not tell you my dream and you did not tell me yours.

I will hang up, I watch my soap opera on Canale 5,

I want to know the end.

I'll tell you, me.

It ends well.

Loretta and Flavio have another child and recover together.

You would not like your life

looks like the series what are you watching?

I can do it.

I can do it !

Neither do I, I have no time to lose.

I would have already hung up

if we did not build near you.

My men make the list of the inhabitants and gave me your card.

I do not want to sell to the first comer,

I want to sell to someone like you, distinguished, honest,

who is in pain.

I feel, in your voice, a pain that goes back far.

I know you have to leave Behind you this pain,

you deserve it.

Do you understand, ma'am?

You deserve to bury this pain

because it's not your fault.

I can not help it if this idiot got away with a 24-year-old esthetician.

Listen to me, ma'am. I am a man.

For me, it would be easy and natural to defend your husband.

I am respected in my work because I say truth.

The truth is that men are limited beings,

slaves of puerile temptations.

They do not see the future, then bite their fingers.

I know your husband wanted to go home

because he was not following the youngster

and that you sent him away.

At first, the girl got fed up.

He wanted to come back excuses and promises.

But for you, these excuses and these promises

had an air of déjà vu!

While you are here, you want something new.

I am the angel of the night came to offer you this new product.

How do you know everything about me?

I know the scenario of life.

We do not become the biggest seller of Italy

without knowing the pains and the desires of the customers.

And tonight I did not choose only one customer.

You.

You are too invasive, I do not trust.

in my opinion, you're a crook.

Can you hear me?

I vexed you?

I'm sorry to have called you a scammer, but I do not know you.

Very good.

Good-bye then.

120 square meters facing south,

one kilometer

from your home, 21 Manzoni Street, in an ultra-modern residence.

The living room ? I measure 1.70 meters.

Imagine me lying down, multiply by 7, and you will have the length of the walls.

Large balconies of 3.50 meters all around the apartment,

air conditioning everywhere, electric blinds.

We provide the fridge controllable from your mobile.

We even provide the laptop, a technician will explain.

The apartment is beautiful, but the residence is dazzling:

golf carts at disposal to join your new friends,

tang with swans, two pools, one covered,

sauna, massage room, canap s in the lobby, 24 hour guard,

playgrounds for the visits of the nephews,

fruit trees, showroom,

amphitheater for performances, culture is essential,

true volcano with fireworks for the birthdays of your loved ones,

the holidays are also essential,

tennis, foot, gym, glacier, pizza,

two restaurants, a fish, a meat

and finally, a carousel of the period in the center of the square.

Tell me, did not I think of everything?

You really thought about everything.

Is it really 1 km from my home? I did not see anything.

Work begins in a month. Deliveries, in six.

On the other hand...

there is a small problem.

Which one?

It's a little more expensive than market prices.

It may not be a problem.

I have to sell my mother's business, in the center.

Can you hear me?

Are you still there, sir?

I'll always be there for you.

Just now, you asked me

if you had hurt me.

I never get hurt.

It looks like a Greek god.

Wonderful!

The best !

Veronica ...

Silvio,

I fell in love with you.

Sanitation.

Silvio, thank you for forgiving me.

Listen,

I spoke with my uncle.

Hence my forgiveness. What did he say ?

That your idea of ​​convincing six senators is beautiful,

poetic, but useless.

Need something else, something more,

more concrete, material, he said.

I understood.

Senor, were you served?

Yes, Arnone lemonade.

You have some, while I never find one.

We have everything here.

A tour of the property, what did you say?

With joy, thank you.

- Have you had a good flight? - Yes.

Thank you for providing me with a private jet.

And your son? Michele, is that?

He has just graduated and looking for work.

He found. There is inevitably a job for him in my companies.

But you never of conflict of interest?

My dear senator,

I will tell you about a dream.

Let this time,

you listen and I speak.

You would like that I spend in your camp

and that I contribute,

with the vote of five other senators, bring down the majority

which I am part of.

You are asking me to betray.

But in politics, we change our minds.

Word of the gospel!

I doubt to change my mind. You know why ?

Not because you see the judges as subversives

or that you have used a gangster mafia boy.

The laws ad personam for the economic benefits

or avoid prison

are not the problem either.

Like being rich, At the head of national chains

and also head of government.

Neither because your politics is only populist propaganda

on the backs of the poor.

If these allegations

do not harm me ...

Sorry,

but why come here to tell me that you refuse?

I was going to accept.

While I was waiting for you,

I remembered one thing.

What wrote Javier Marias.

My God, start again! What did he say ?

What in the international summits, you are at home.

You make jokes, antics

Because of a gigantic inferiority complex.

That's why I can not join you.

Your inferiority complex embarrasses me.

Be embarrassed, at my age, I can not afford it

Senor, you know what's going on

when others try

to do psychology on me?

No. What?

Nothing.

Nothing happens.

You know what's going on when, me,

I do psychology on others ?

No. What?

The tachometer starts.

I'm starting to make money.

How is your cultural foundation going? Rizzo?

Indebtedness of two million euros, but...

Voil.

20 s: the time it takes My companies

to charge 2 million.

That would tell you, at the next vote, to be from our side?

We could give the role of chancellor Barletta?

The real thing was a German actress 60 years old.

Come on, it's not for me.

She's close to a senator

that I want to convince them to join me.

I'll take care of it. Barletta will be perfect.

Martino, you are the best.

Can you help me with Gardin?

Regarding Gardin,

we saw her for Marietta's role, but she's a little too ...

modern.

Do you find?

Now that you say it, Gardin was very good. Let's be honest.

The problem, Silvio,

they want to play Joan of Arc, Mata Hari,

Rita Levi-Montalcini.

They are jugs who do not know how to play, I know it.

- How's it going with the senators? - Pretty good.

- Have you read? - What?

Newspapers. They published your communications with Martino.

I am quoted. The journalists are coming.

What do I do?

Already, do not call me. Your phone is probably on the phone.

Goodbye.

- Hold on ! And U.S ? - What, us?

Why do you become distant?

I'm not distant, I am on the phone.

And my role of Saint Th r se d'Avila? I worked so much.

And my political role?

And my reputation on the international scene?

And the reaction of my children when will they read?

And the dignity flouted my wife?

Do not call me anymore, Manuela.

Where are you going?

Make Cambodia on foot to see the temples.

- Are you angry with me? - No.

Against me.

- Are you leaving the center right? - Yes.

And with many regrets. I join the mixed group.

The content of these communications is unacceptable.

I'm sorry for my relationship with Mr Berlusconi,

but honestly, I did not know everything about his dark side.

I feel hurt as a parliamentarian,

but especially as a woman.

Gaia, make him Thousand Read Al Mese .

- Did you see the talent? - I studied the whistle Duba .

And besides, she is beautiful.

She was dying to meet you.

Very good. Take her back with you and go away too.

Dear Veronica,

I too am reading.

I too have a favorite author.

It's Dino Buzzati.

I've learned a passage by heart.

While you're at a cocktail

and that you touch the backs of young women

or that you dance, their breasts against your chest,

at that precise moment,

in a small room filled with smoke,

a young man is working.

Maybe he's pestering

while he is doing what you have to do.

Voil.

The young man in the small room, it was me.

But I'm not the one anymore.

Happy birthday!

I made my wish!

My love, 30 years old, is that slab!

It's that slab!

You can not enter.

You're kidding ? I run this place.

But you can not enter.

More,

small precision:

I never joke.

Silvio, do you know Sergio Morra?

I heard about it.

Well, I hope, Mr. President.

Did you receive the sweater that I sent you?

I imagine so, yes.

You have organized a party with girls.

Yes, we had a lot of fun.

Go home tomorrow, There is too much brothel here.

With great pleasure.

May I introduce you to Tamara, my girlfriend?

Enchante.

Are you dancing, Mr. President?

Why not ?

My God, thank you.

Where are you from, Tamara?

From Rome.

Then I met Sergio and I followed him to Taranto.

On this subject,

Santino is still in love with you.

I feel tired.

I will not be late.

Hi !

Good morning, Mr. President.

Tamara made you a tiramisu for the splendid necklace.

You rented this house

and the ace filled with pretty girls for me to notice you.

Congratulations, you did it.

Congratulations.

- Why ? - The fall of the government.

Genial, the shot of the six senators.

After the elections, you will govern.

I will organize the first Council Naples,

city ​​I love, covered with garbage.

I will grow the South: job creation,

liberalisations, lower taxes, and boosting growth.

And a bridge to Messina.

- And Cupa Caiafa ... - Made the stupidity of his life.

She thought me unable to reverse the government. Error # 1.

She was thinking about blurring the cards with the mixed group. Error # 2.

There, she goes up a party of right to extinguish a few seats.

Error # 3. She will have nothing.

What would you like?

My dream, it is to become a European deputy.

Or the public markets, why not with supports.

I like to invest myself.

I will introduce you to people.

I want to have a party with girls. How much do you have ?

28, Mr. President.

- It did little. - I can find more.

They must be reliable.

I allow laptops here, but not the videos of me.

Reminds you that it is a state residence.

It's obvious.

Tell them to be natural, light make-up, no heels.

We are not tall.

No professionals. I never pay, I like to seduce.

What's the good? They love you all.

They dream so much of knowing you.

When I was 1st in the Playboy poll on the sexiest politics,

I was harassed.

A girl called me:

"What should I do to sleep with you? "

I told him to call my secretary.

For the meal, I thought pizza and champagne. Would it go?

And Michele will make homemade ice cream for everyone.

Be careful, I do not tolerate drugs.

Of course. I'm preparing a little surprise ...

It's possible to sleep here.

Okay.

Come, and bring back your girlfriend.

What beautiful, no tuna.

Do you have a master?

Put on glasses and come with a newspaper.

He likes that kind of thing.

Livia, do not be afraid.

So you're coming ?

It's going to be total, but you do not care.

Girls, go eat, after, we repeat the chor .

It's boring!

Why do you want to see me?

To offer you an opportunity.

- me? - To you.

Girls, that's your radius. I need it.

Many are on vacation.

Dbrouille yourself. You're crumbling under the debts.

Daughter of girls, I will persuade him to help you.

All shits

end up at the toilets.

My love,

Here we go again.

You saw how many books

they took the trouble to write against me ?

The left can not pin me down.

They think that everything is always complex.

While everything is elementary.

You have the charisma of the brook.

You bring to the valley freshness and well-being,

and quench thirst.

That's all.

Listen to me, girls.

I have the charisma of the brook.

He has royal hands, he should wear a ring.

My son will study books about him at school.

It employs at least 10,000 domestic workers.

Do you think he's crying?

His wife is crazy.

He is not so small.

His eyes have the charm of the East.

I would like to live in his head.

With his admiral's jacket, he drives me crazy.

Tell me it's true.

It is true.

How many pretty girls do we have tonight!

Thank you !

I will tell you a joke.

Silence!

You know what's the difference

between Christianity and communism?

The first

preaches poverty.

The second

the realization.

If you wish it,

you can go dancing.

At Michele,

there are homemade ice creams for everyone.

Could you do a ride of mange.

Be free, girls. Have fun.

Have fun.

It's enough.

Mr. President,

excuse me.

About my desire to become a European delegate,

I wanted to share my opinion on Georgia ...

Why do you want to eat everything?

Stella,

come and sit next to me.

Maybe all the time.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Kira, excuse me for a minute.

What do you want ?

Kiss my ass.

Let's see, girls ...

Do you know why?

Because for him, I am something accessible.

And Stella is ten years younger than me.

Do you feel old?

I feel stupid.

Why are you doing it?

To me, that does not cost me anything.

And men worship a.

No, you love him.

Maybe.

Mr. President,

What are you doing here ?

I want to show you something.

It's funny, is not it?

You have...

a very beautiful skin.

You're not going out ?

There are some very old little ones

who decide on destiny actors of t l .

We told me that you wanted to be an actress.

I'm not so sure.

Politics, then?

I really need young women beautiful and intelligent like you

for the next Europeans.

I want to rejuvenate the parliamentary chamber.

Except you.

You really have a very beautiful skin.

And a mouth

even more beautiful.

You do not like the evening?

Can I speak freely?

You are in the House of Libert s.

No, that does not suit me.

Why ?

What's wrong? There is music, joy,

a good meal.

And after?

has ...

only you can decide.

Are you mad against me?

If I did not respect you, I beg your pardon.

You did not disrespect me.

In your way, you are kind and gallant.

So what's wrong?

You have the breath from my grandfather.

It is neither strong nor unpleasant.

How then ?

It's just the breath of an old man.

I did not want to annoy you.

I never get hurt.

It's because I feel uncomfortable.

It hurt me. But why ?

Because I'm 20 years old

and you have 70.

Because I am pathetic to be here

and you are pathetic

when you make me compliments or excuses.

Pathetic of being chased,

to sit cross-legged

to make young ...

Everything is so pathetic, Mr. President.

And sad.

And we do not build anything with sadness.

Not even a shot of a night.

At your age, joy should be a civic duty.

At my age, joy is only a desire.

What are you doing ?

It's better that I go away.

The summer is over for me.

Rest. We may be launching the volcano. It's breathtaking!

Where are we?

When we thought Be smarter than them.

You are pregnant ?

I was there.

Jumped up !

I swear to be faithful to the Republic,

to observe loyally the constitution and laws

and perform my duties in the exclusive interest of the nation.

What's going on, ma'am?

I lost my denture while running.

I will send it to you a new.

Thank you.

I am 1,70 m tall.

Imagine me lying on the floor, multiply by 4,

it will be your living room.

You will all have seismic accommodation

in record time.

L'Aquila will have a New Town

because I always hold my promises.

Jesus Christ!

Give us Jesus Christ!

Call Mike, he's in pain.

Many voices say

that governing does not interest me anymore,

that I only devote myself to girls, than...

The voices will be even more numerous

if you do not speak to the UN next week.

I suffer from the back.

The UN agrees that you express yourself with a backache.

- Send Santino. - It's you they want, not him.

I understand them.

There is another point, it's delicate and boring.

It appears that it was written a kind of decalogue,

approved by ministers Foreign Affairs,

on the way which you should behave

in international summits.

No kiss, hug,

pat on the shoulder, joke, rabbit ears, cuckoo.

I do as I please.

My electorate appreciates my behavior with the heads of state.

Try at least to avoid jokes.

How is it strange?

And Churchill?

His jokes have made history.

Churchill had to exorcise a world war.

Everything is ready for the massage.

Paolo,

It would make sense

a museum on me?

Not yet, sir.

New York ?

No, Naples.

You are the best !

Welcome home, my love.

The temple places you?

I had it built for you.

Did you say, a weekend in Portofino?

Do you know why I came back?

For the op ra. And Cambodia, In the long run, it's tiring.

I came back to divorce.

You will not believe the left press?

It's just a plot to destroy me.

The left has graced you, it's his biggest mistake.

Try to be a man,

not a clown.

You are not on the spot, there is only us.

Wife and husband in a moment painful, that of failure.

I'm going back to close the chapter of my married life with you.

Why ?

You are sick.

- Let's see ... - You need a psychiatrist.

Go to the goal, you fall in the m lo.

- I'll watch myself. - Was not there a shell?

A man,

a father of a family with minors, what is it?

The head of a government that fills his house of whores, what is it?

A leader who presents bimbos to Europeans, what is it?

A cingl .

That's what it is.

It was less melo?

Do you remember what Borboni said when you were playing at the theater?

"You were good, my little one, but I did not hear anything. "

Do not insult me.

I have never been a good actress.

You were not an actress, you were mostly a bimbo.

Even if this term did not exist.

Very good.

So remember that this bimbo

has become the mother of your children.

Look at you.

Normal that I needed of company.

You bring me theories of your henchmen?

"She neglects her husband who consoles himself with minors and whores. "

What minor? Noemi is the girl of a socialist I know.

Elio Letizia!

So who is it?

- The driver from Craxi. - No, his driver's name is Nicola.

Nobody knows of Letizia.

I had to talk to him Nominations in Naples.

A dealer in perfumes.

A party leader would approach such a subject with a perfumer?

Veronica,

do not be ridiculous.

I am not. You're ridiculous.

And pathetic.

You are a sick man.

Not because of women, you had great things to do.

You had an opportunity:

to take care of the Italians and you did not do it.

Because you do not care, you are only interested in yourself.

That's what makes you sick.

And if there is a God somewhere, He will never forgive you for your actions.

You wanted to be a statesman

and even President of the Republic.

But you are only a representative.

Before, at least, you were a salesman.

In the government, you have everything brad :

culture, people's hope,

the dignity of women and you sold me.

Me, I sold you?

I placed you in the center of the world,

a world that would have forgotten your name before even knowing him.

By what right do you tell me these horrors?

What did you accomplish in life

to allow you such serious charges?

Since you raised three children,

you think you have that right.

You did my portrait, it's my turn.

You have no vitality, you are cold, formal.

You've built a world stuffed with unbearable rules.

You think before laughing.

I may not impose rules, but I am alive, dynamic.

I can boast to have benefited from life.

While you, you think

that life is a long ordeal filled with responsibilities.

That's sad. More than my actions!

Nothing makes you vibrate.

All this stuff: smoking philosophy, temples, sculpture,

it's windy.

The wind !

Trompa trompe those who are afraid to face life.

You had to face a shitty life,

full of humiliations,

thanks to my money.

Me, I got dirty hands for you and our children.

And I did it better than anyone in this country.

I created an empire Economic and political.

All right, Silvio.

You are in loop on your talent. We can not anymore.

Do you want to know the truth? It's wrong.

If you are a great entrepreneur, it's because you've always cheated.

You are so naive.

What do you think they do? other entrepreneurs in the world?

You think they are all rights like justice, except me?

I'll tell you something which did not arrive until your greenhouse:

they all act like me,

they are ready to bypass or break down the obstacles.

But I did it better than them because I am the best.

You're just a kid who is afraid of dying.

But I have to be honest until the end with you.

You're not good,

you survived thanks to Craxi

and criminals who did the dirty work.

By the way, they ended up in jail.

And your chains of t l ?

Sorry to disappoint you, but you did not invent anything.

You just stuffed the grid of ads,

promotional messages, of soaps, of varieties,

old vulgar movies and quiz idiots.

You praise yourself, but you are worth less than that.

So, for years, you think I have no quality.

Why did you stay with me?

You and your comp, you led this country

following your sexual urges, your vanity

and saving money.

Now that you are divorcing Do you care about the money?

I only think of my children.

The great alibi of all women in separation procedure.

- Answer me. - You make me pity.

You and your friends,

you are a film of Tot and Peppino.

Provincials with your woolen stockings, a silly voice,

the hanged tongue in front of the magazine dancers.

A caricature of an old comic film who wants to be modern!

You did not answer, my dear.

Why did you stay with me all this time,

if you have always thought that I did not have any quality?

Rponds me.

You, answer, for once, What everyone asks you:

what is the origin of your fortune?

My father loaned me 30 million lire to get started

It's wrong. It was 113 billion lire.

Nobody knows where it's coming from. Answer!

I exercise my right to remain silent.

I am not a judge.

It's as if you had answered.

You did not answer.

You never come out.

Not even me.

You are

A huge

uninterrupted staging.

And you,

you are not so a huge staging?

I fell in love of a pretty girl of Emily.

You had that beautiful Bologna accent.

What remains of this sensée girl, smart and cheerful,

with dreams full of the head?

You give yourself airs that escape me.

You do not stop being unfriendly,

Remarkable, rigid.

I never come out, but you either ...

I do not recognize you.

Do you know what's left of this girl?

Nothing.

There is nothing left of it.

I became old.

I have aged badly.

- And it's my fault. - I did not say that.

Please, answer.

Why did you stay with me all this time,

if you have always thought that I had no quality?

Because I was in love.

That was your quality.

You made me in love.

Call Mike,

you hurt him.

Sir,

I'll go.

- Where are you going? - How's that?

The t l r alit !

With two suitcases?

You do not even have the right a toothbrush.

I will hide them.

What's in it?

Mozzarella, provolone,

cafetire.

He will come back soon.

If I'm late, it's because I won.

So come back soon.

Why do not you let me govern,

lead the country like my companies?

Instead of a, the leftist judges persecute me with their processes,

my political opponents attack me every day

and everyone interferes in my private life.

I do not understand.

What do you expect?

To be able to be the man the richest of the country,

Prime Minister

and that everyone adores you?

Yes.

I was exactly hoping that.

You never went down of the cruiser where we sang.

Or I never went up there.

You know what ?

The other day, I came across a newspaper.

They had published all the photos of your fanc es presumed.

And I noticed

that they all looked Veronica.

Why do not you rest?

One day there was a girl here.

Her name is Stella.

I approached her and she said to me:

"You have the breath of my grandfather.

"She is not strong

"neither unpleasant.

"It's just the breath of an old man."

I did not have the courage to tell him the truth.

Obviously,

his grandfather and I use

the same brand of cleanser

for dentures.

It's too late to reconquer Veronica.

Fedele, it's too late.

I had big dreams.

They turned into nightmares.

Daniela was worried

when I was fired.

She thought I would live it badly.

And I did not get it right

because it's not you who dismissed me.

Daniela said to me:

"Why does not Silvio call?

"You shared a whole life of work. "

Me, I answered him:

"You'll see, Silvio is going to call me,

"As soon as he has a moment."

I was right.

You are sad, Silvio.

This is the first time that I see you sad.

I did not have fun than selling houses.

As implied by Enzo Biagi,

I entered politics to avoid prison,

save the furniture and control the TV.

But I really wanted to do something for my country.

As they say when falling into battle:

Italy is really the country I love

Nobody believed me, Mike.

Nobody.

They say I did not hold the slightest promise,

that after all these scandals, my political life is coming to an end.

That's right, according to you?

I do not know, I am not politics.

One day, in a shelter,

when I was skiing again,

a lady asked me:

"Bongiorno

"who are you really?"

I stayed there mouth b e

because I did not know anything about it.

You know the difference between us ?

Inside, there are memories. Me, I have projects.

You had a strange job.

Present a quiz all your life.

If you think about it, it's a bit of a rubbish.

- How? - You can stay here.

Thank you, Silvio, but Daniela will be more reassured

if I go back to Milan tonight.

Okay.

The next time you come, we will put the volcano.

Millions of quality mattresses ...

... and his parents.

Giorgia, 32 years old ...

See you?

It's new

and even more complete!

... thousands of euros.

Mounted.

Climb gently.

Like a. Slowly.

It goes down.

Climb again.

Mounted.

Climb the rope a little longer.

Keep on going.

That's it.

That's coming.

Give ballast.

Come down.

Again.

Good.

Wait, they'll catch him.

Decline.

Drop slowly.

Come down.

Gently, it's going to touch.

He is on the ground. Perfect.

SILVIO AND OTHERS

Adaptation: C line Merlin