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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,296 --> 00:00:35,336 [electronic buzz] 2 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:39,960 [narrator] Welcome to Multiversity, 3 00:00:40,046 --> 00:00:43,206 America's leading Alternative History Research App. 4 00:00:43,588 --> 00:00:46,668 Multiversity lets you modify any historical fact 5 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:50,625 and witness virtual simulations of how history would change. 6 00:00:50,713 --> 00:00:53,763 Take, for example, one of our most popular requests: 7 00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:55,628 the death of Adolf Hitler. 8 00:00:55,921 --> 00:00:58,131 Now, let's change the date. 9 00:00:58,213 --> 00:00:59,763 Six alternate time lines 10 00:00:59,838 --> 00:01:01,878 are included on this welcome demo. 11 00:01:01,963 --> 00:01:03,343 We hope you enjoy. 12 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,880 Death scenario number one. [whistling] 13 00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:12,455 Argh! Ugh! 14 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:19,260 [yells in German] 15 00:01:26,005 --> 00:01:27,255 [screams] 16 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:32,375 [narrator] Killed during a brawl on the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts. 17 00:01:32,463 --> 00:01:34,673 - Result: World War I proceeds. - [soldiers yell] 18 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,923 The Weimar Republic begins late. 19 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:40,920 World War II delayed until 1948. - [soldiers yell] 20 00:01:41,546 --> 00:01:44,916 - US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952. - Yee-ha! 21 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:48,213 Neil Armstrong, 22 00:01:48,296 --> 00:01:51,086 - first man on the moon, 1969. - ["The Star-Spangled Banner" plays ] 23 00:01:53,338 --> 00:01:55,338 Death scenario number two. 24 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,880 [whistles] 25 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,630 [yells in German] [horse neighs] 26 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,460 [whimpers] 27 00:02:05,171 --> 00:02:08,631 [narrator] Killed by run-away horse-drawn wagon filled with bratwurst. 28 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:11,923 Result: Vienna passes tough horse-drawn vehicle laws, 29 00:02:12,005 --> 00:02:14,415 prompting the quick acceptance of automobiles. 30 00:02:14,505 --> 00:02:17,205 Austria becomes automotive industrial powerhouse. 31 00:02:17,796 --> 00:02:19,336 - World War I proceeds. - [evil laugh] 32 00:02:19,421 --> 00:02:22,921 Germany and allies win thanks to technological advances. 33 00:02:23,005 --> 00:02:25,335 - The '30s worldwide depression averted. - [evil laugh] 34 00:02:26,296 --> 00:02:30,296 Willy Brandt, first man on the moon, 1958. 35 00:02:32,338 --> 00:02:34,088 Death scenario number three. 36 00:02:35,296 --> 00:02:37,796 [whistles] 37 00:02:38,588 --> 00:02:39,708 [yells in German] 38 00:02:39,838 --> 00:02:41,008 [horse neighs] 39 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,130 [yells in German] 40 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:51,338 [chuckles] 41 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,505 - [laughs] - [bird sings] 42 00:02:54,463 --> 00:02:55,463 [yells in German] 43 00:02:56,963 --> 00:03:00,343 [narrator] Killed by suffocation when encased in a block of gelatin. 44 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:03,261 Hitler is the random victim of a gelatin-encasing weapon 45 00:03:03,338 --> 00:03:05,647 - developed by the Russian aristocracy. - ["Kalinka" playing] 46 00:03:05,671 --> 00:03:09,261 Result: The gelatin-encasing weapon is subsequently used 47 00:03:09,338 --> 00:03:11,798 to eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas II. 48 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,760 World War I begins with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand. 49 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:18,548 World War I quickly ends in 1915. 50 00:03:19,046 --> 00:03:21,336 Russia becomes sole superpower. 51 00:03:21,421 --> 00:03:22,801 Vladimir Putin, 52 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,380 - first real man on the moon, 1988. - [sings after final note of "Kalinka"] 53 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,460 Death scenario number four. 54 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,630 [yells in German] 55 00:03:37,546 --> 00:03:38,706 [chuckles] 56 00:03:38,838 --> 00:03:39,708 - [laughs] - [bird sings] 57 00:03:39,796 --> 00:03:40,956 [wolf whistle] 58 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,880 [striptease music plays] 59 00:03:46,921 --> 00:03:48,051 [panting] 60 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:53,088 ["William Tell Overture" plays] [panting heavily] 61 00:03:57,713 --> 00:04:01,963 [narrator] Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes. 62 00:04:02,046 --> 00:04:04,706 Result: The prostitutes are all arrested, 63 00:04:05,463 --> 00:04:07,843 only to be revealed as libidinous travelers 64 00:04:07,921 --> 00:04:10,211 from a very sexy parallel dimension... 65 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:14,510 who teach the Viennese their multi-dimensional ways of astro-pleasure. 66 00:04:18,171 --> 00:04:23,131 Janine Lindemulder, first woman on the moon, 1996. 67 00:04:24,338 --> 00:04:26,168 Death scenario number five. 68 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:30,208 [wolf whistle] 69 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:32,630 - [striptease music playing] - [panting] 70 00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:37,671 [gasps] 71 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:41,423 Killed by a meteor strike square on the head. 72 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:45,670 The meteor was a precursor to a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth. 73 00:04:46,005 --> 00:04:48,205 It makes impact a few hours later. 74 00:04:48,296 --> 00:04:52,796 Result: Humanity wiped out, along with 93% of all species. 75 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:58,550 A society of rats rises, evolves, becomes a perfect democracy... 76 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:01,343 only to discover nationalism 77 00:05:01,421 --> 00:05:04,011 - and develop weapons of mass destruction, - [yelling] 78 00:05:04,713 --> 00:05:07,303 which work as intended, destroying the world... 79 00:05:07,796 --> 00:05:08,796 again... 80 00:05:10,963 --> 00:05:14,343 allowing the rise of a peaceful squid civilization. 81 00:05:15,713 --> 00:05:17,053 Gluugsnergluug. 82 00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:21,960 First squid on the moon 2,973,412. 83 00:05:23,338 --> 00:05:25,298 Death scenario number six. 84 00:05:27,338 --> 00:05:28,668 [wolf whistle] 85 00:05:28,755 --> 00:05:29,795 [gasps] 86 00:05:29,921 --> 00:05:31,281 [electronic buzz] [all] Hi, Hitler. 87 00:05:34,546 --> 00:05:36,416 - [laughs] - [electronic buzz] 88 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:38,458 - [shouts] Die! - [guns cocking] 89 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,073 [narrator] Caught in the crossfire 90 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:43,170 between time-traveling anti-Nazis sent to back to kill him 91 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:46,875 and time-traveling Nazis sent back to prevent his assassination... 92 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:59,563 - finally saved by his future self, - [laughs]Hitler forgets the first rule of time travel: 93 00:06:01,546 --> 00:06:03,256 "Never touch your doppelganger." 94 00:06:03,505 --> 00:06:05,295 Killed by space-time paradox. 95 00:06:06,963 --> 00:06:11,303 [narrator's voice distorting] Result: Causality loop annihilates time and space 96 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,090 and destroys all life in the uni... 97 00:06:16,255 --> 00:06:17,085 [clicks] 98 00:06:17,171 --> 00:06:21,631 [narrator] Oops! Sorry about that. Thank you for choosing Multiversity! 99 00:06:21,713 --> 00:06:24,343 Now, it's your time to make history. 8195

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