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LOVE STORIES LAST ONLY 90 MINUTES

I'M LIKE THE POOR KING
OF A RAINY COUNTRY

RICH, YET POWERLESS,
YOUNG, YET TOO OLD

WHO, BY DESPISING
HIS MASTERS' LESSONS

GETS BORED
WITH HIS DOGS, HIS PETS.

SPLEEN BAUDELAIRE

I've always had a soft spot
for suicides.

I guess it was the books I read
when younger, the movies...

My heroes always ended up
killing themselves.

Always over a woman.

But, despite this liking
for suicides,

I've never had the guts
to kill myself.

I don't know,
I think I'm kinda chicken,

or I haven't found
the right woman yet.

For a while, I thought
that woman was Julia...

- What is it, Zeca?
- Coming to bed?

In five minutes, OK?

Julia looked like she'd
come out of a French movie.

She was beautiful,
intelligent, independent,

and cold,
thoroughly cold.

Gorgeous, let's see this movie
before it stops playing.

- Ju...
- What, hon? Sorry.

Let's see this movie
before it stops playing.

I can't. I'm swamped.

I have to write an abstract
for my Ph.D. I can't.

Go by yourself, love.

- Going alone is no fun.
- Don't be silly.

It's great to go
to the movies alone.

Or stay here watching me study.
Isn't that fun?

It's time to say
I'm a writer.

Or rather, I wanted
to be one.

I haven't actually finished
anything yet.

For years I've worked on a novel,
but it's stuck on page 50.

An ambitious project,
kind of gothic, thriller-like.

It's about a thriving butcher
who gets a camera from his wife.

From then on,
his life changes.

He, a rude,
materialistic man before,

starts seeing photography

as a manifestation
of his sensibility.

In short, he becomes an artist,
hires models to pose in his shop.

Takes pictures of them naked,

hanging from hooks
like pieces of meat.

All is well, until one day,

the police find
a dead woman in his shop.

Just a detail:
She was brutally murdered.

More deaths ensue...

How does it end?

That's the problem.

I've never
gotten past page 50.

And I think I never will.

- Zeca, what do you want?
- What do you think?

Come on, hon, we just had sex.
That's all you think about.

You're too gorgeous, baby,
I get horny again.

- You got nothing else to do?
- Better than fucking you?

How about reading a book,
doing the dishes...

Why don't you write?
Seriously, Zeca, go write!

Zeca, come on,
I'm studying.

Zeca, I'm not in the mood!
Can't you see I'm studying?

Sorry.

Now don't sulk.

I can see you
pouting already.

Do you have
my pink notebook?

Do you?

Come on, this a joke? This elevator works
one day out of six. Amazing!

Son of a bitch! My key.

- What?
- Always the same.

- I've forgotten my key.
- Take mine, no sweat.

How will you get in?

No biggy, I'll just
be back at night.

Can I ask what you'll be
doing all day?

I'll be with my mistress.
Maybe she'll give me some.

So you'll be with your mistress?

Give me my stuff. I hope
I'm not forgetting anything.

- When will you be back?
- Late, but I'll be working.

Someone has
to work around here.

Good morning, Z�.

I could've introduced
my father later on,

but it's vital he pops up
straight away

to set up the conflict,
you know?

His name is Humberto,
and as you can see,

he lives for books.

Ever since my mother died,
he's been living for his work.

Once I told him he should
get married again,

and he retorted
there is more passion

between the pages of books
than in between thighs.

It's a weird way of coping
with Ioneliness.

An aspiring writer,
he dreams I can accomplish

what his total lack of talent
never let him: Write a novel.

Look, look at this beauty.

An 1810 whaleboat narrative,
when whales were still hunted

on the Guanabara Bay.

Look at this illustration!
What a beauty!

And the whales,
so many of them!

And to think that in 1810
there were still whales

in today's sea of shit.

The whales will be back
when the shit is gone.

They won't be.
Nothing comes back.

Beautiful things just die,
disappear,

but ugliness, sadness,
and evil remain.

But look at this!

Look at this spine,
perfect binding...

At least there are
still books.

People die,
civilizations end,

but books survive.

At least the ones someone
bothered to write.

I knew there was a point
to be made...

You're almost 30. You have
to show why you're here.

You can't spend
the rest of your life

as if you were a student.

- You have to do things.
- Who said I don't do stuff, man?

You've been saying that
since your mother lived, Zeca.

I was nice enough
to come see you.

- I don't want a fight.
- Okay. How much?

So that's what
you think of me?

The money is mine,
my mom left it to me.

You just think you manage it.

If I didn't think I did,

it would've been long gone.

OK. A 30-year-old living
off an allowance. How much?

- A thousand.
- And so talented!

What talent, dad?
I never wanted to write,

you guys came up
with that.

You don't choose literature.
It chooses you.

I always wanted
to make comics.

Comics! I should've slapped you
around when you were little.

I went along with your mom,
liberal education,

that's what I get.

Too much Montessori,
too few slaps.

That's what I get.

Write up the check.

My meetings with my dad
always ended up bugging me.

But the bad thing is:
He was right.

A painter with no paintings
is no painter,

a moviemaker with no movies
is no moviemaker,

a writer who doesn't write is
just a moron taking up space.

I wonder why
I can't write.

I look around and see
thousands of stories.

That hot secretary is worthy
some great, wild sex scenes.

I can't write about them.

Whenever I start writing,
I end up talking about myself.

It's the only subject
I'm truly interested in.

But who'd want
to read about me?

My life sucks, nothing
different ever happens. Ever.

I needed to do something.

But of all the terrible things
going through my mind,

my response was the worst
a hurt man could have.

I burst into the building
out to get

Julia's confession by force.

The hassle is
I live on the last floor.

So, I was bloodthirsty
on the first steps,

but by the second,
I wanted to have

a tough but civilized
conversation.

By the third, I'd decided to wait
for her to tell me the truth.

When I knocked on the door,
I'd already resigned myself

to being a tame cuckold.

You took long, huh?

I had no idea what to do.

I couldn't
face up to Julia.

I feared once unmasked,
she could decide to leave me.

I was about
to eat dinner alone.

Dying sounded like
a worthy way out, then.

But you can't kill yourself
when you're just 30.

Much less just 15 minutes
into the movie,

and the true story
is just about to begin.

This whole flashback
was just an introduction.

Actually, the story begins
the very next day,

when I met... Carol.

Hey, Julia!

Congratulations!

- Great you've come!
- You were wonderful!

Zeca, this is Carol,
the student I told you about.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Howdy.
- I loved it!

You didn't tell me
your husband was so hot.

I'm a woman of taste,
haven't you noticed yet, dear?

- So, did you like the show?
- Cool, cool.

Don't mind him. He's like that,
he doesn't praise very much,

- anyway, I loved it.
- I said I liked it.

Having some wine?

- Come here!
- I am.

- You were wonderful!
- Thanks.

- Let me steal your wife.
- Let's go. See you in a bit.

- Let's dance, guys!
- I'll drink first.

Julia?

Julia?

What the hell, man?

Sorry, sorry.

Hey, man. Want some?

- Hey, welcome, man.
- Thanks, thanks.

There's enough for everyone.
Come closer.

- Thanks, thanks.
- Come here, man.

There's enough for everyone.

Come on.

Got a light?

Are you new around here?

I've come with my wife,
but I've lost her.

- Are you lost?
- Kinda.

Losers weepers, finders
keepers, you're mine now.

Just kidding.

The butcher is clearly
the chief suspect.

From then on, the story
turns into a thriller.

Very interesting,
and after that?

That's the rub.
I haven't gone past that.

Oh, come on!

I've listened
to your story for hours

and you don't know how it ends?
Fuck, that's so frustrating.

You want me to buy
the book, huh?

It's true, I have no idea
how it's going to end.

Writer's block, you know?

- Rubem Fonseca!
- What the hell? Hey!

I've always wanted to kiss
Rubem Fonseca.

I'm not Rubem Fonseca,
I hate him.

But that story you were
telling is Rubem Fonseca's.

Listen, I'm not
Rubem Fonseca.

I love Rubem Fonseca!

Did you know that 90%
of today's Brazilian writers

- sucked off Rubem Fonseca?
- Sucked off him?

Yeah, sucked off his ideas,
based stuff on him, you know?

I think I read it
on Bravo Magazine.

I'm chick and cultured.

How about you?

Have you ever sucked
off Rubem Fonseca?

I only suck people who've been
dead for more than 100 years.

Man, I like it.

These police stories
turn me on.

I don't care about
the thriller.

I want my characters to go
into existential arguments.

What makes or prevents
you from making art.

The guy was a butcher,
wasn't he happy?

Why would he trade a real,
safe job for a reverie?

So for you, being an artist
is reverie? A flight of fancy.

Deep, man, very deep.
Now, give me one of those.

Listen, man, do you like
blow jobs?

What the hell, woman?
Don't be unpleasant!

Can't you see he's with me?
Scram!

Well, I thought we could have
a threesome, what's the matter?

All right, let's gang up.

One in, three in,
no problem fitting in.

Wait a second.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hey, man, make up your mind.
Are you in or out?

Go ahead.

Sniff it up.

One for me then.

- Come on
- Go.

Yeah, sniff it all.

That's the life, huh?
Still in bed.

Well, after last
night's spree.

Dear God, what happened?

Well, you drank a bit
and acted like a clown.

- Damn it.
- Where are you going?

I have a department meeting,
I need to dress up a bit.

- Where were you?
- Have you seen my glasses?

I was teaching, love.

Put some clothes on,
there's a woman in the house.

- Did anyone sleep...
- Shit!

Of course not. Ms. Rute is here.
Cleaning day, remember?

Too much to do.

Mr. Z�?

Can I clean the office?

Mr. Z�,
can I tidy up the room?

I've always liked cleaning day
because I could walk around

without feeling guilty
for not working.

Because I feel really
guilty about not writing.

On the other hand,
I love roaming around the city.

This time, though,
I wasn't having much fun.

Everything looked lame
and meaningless.

For a bit, I thought
I was walking in circles,

until I realized where
my feet were taking me.

THE EXILES

- Looking for someone?
- No, it was open, so I came in.

You can't stay here.

- OK.
- Scram.

- Scram!
- OK, man. It's OK.

If you go to Buenos Aires
you'll get a gorgeous boyfriend.

You know?
Really beautiful.

Bye.
See you tomorrow.

- How much is it?
- Ten.

- Too expensive.
- I can cut the price a bit.

How much?

Thank you.

Sir, follow that motorcycle,
please?

- What?
- That red scooter. Chase it.

What the fuck is this?
Some kind of prank?

No, I'm serious.
Chase the scooter, please, sir.

I'm not falling for that one.
Where's the camera?

There's no camera! I'm serious,
the light will turn green.

The light's turned green!

I think the camera
is over there.

Hey, Gugu! Hey!

Up yours!

I spent the whole day
feeling troubled.

As if I had a strand of hair
stuck in my throat.

It's normal
for the betrayed to obsess

over the one
who stole their love.

A cuckold is meant
to establish comparisons

in a rational
process to understand

that which
is unacceptable in principle:

Being dumped
for someone else.

It is vital to get to know
your rival,

to know their strengths,
uniqueness and assets. What...

What she's got I don't?

The truth is, I couldn't get
Carol out of my mind.

A vision of her would
unexpectedly turn up before me:

Gorgeous, titillating,

and I'd be taken
into kind of another dimension.

A place covered in white,
soft and fleshy clouds,

just like Carol's ass.

Sorry.

Zeca, I didn't know you were
that desperate.

How about taking
advantage of...

this enthusiasm and taking
a shower together? Huh?

Come here.

Come on...

Things change so fast.

Fucking Julia used to make me
as quiet as a fed baby,

but now, it just highlights
my dissatisfaction.

Hi, Zeca,
how are you doing?

Has Julia arrived yet?

She asked me to help her
with some research.

- May I come in?
- Sure, come in.

Thank you.

- Am I getting in your way?
- No, no...

- Some coffee? Water?
- No, thanks.

- Do you want to call her?
- No need.

Just do your thing.
I'll be OK, I promise.

If you need anything,
just grab it.

Thanks.

Is it hard?

Hugely.

Sometimes, you get
a huge block, right?

I know how it feels.

- I write, too.
- What do you write?

Short stories,
some poetry...

Julia says I write
very well,

- but her opinion doesn't count.
- Why not?

She has a bias, I'd prefer
another writer's opinion.

If you feel like
showing me...

your writings.

Watch out, I may.

Just do it.

I don't know,
I get too shy.

Rubem Fonseca...

- Is he good?
- The best.

"Mundo Prostituto"

- Ah, Paris?
- Yeah.

Montmartre.
I lived there for a while.

- Really? How was it?
- Kinda cold.

How long have you two
been together?

- It'll be five years.
- Five years?

How about you?

When did you meet?

This semester, when she
started teaching us.

- She is so beautiful.
- Gorgeous.

How did you meet?

That's a long story.

Sorry, you wanted
to work, right?

No, no, I'll tell you,
it's just that...

How can I say it?
I think I had a sexual fantasy.

I desperately wanted
to date a Jewish girl.

But what is so special
about Jewish girls?

When I was 12, 13 years old,
I read Solomon's Song of Songs.

I think it was the first
erotic text I'd read,

- and I couldn't get it out...
- The Bible became a naughty book?

No, but the text
is extremely erotic.

The way Solomon describes
the shape of the loved woman,

the breasts, the curves,
the skin...

Your rounded thighs
are like jewels.

The work
of an artist's hand.

Your navel
is a rounded goblet

that never lacks
blended wine.

Your belly is a mound of wheat
encircled by lilies.

Your breasts are
like twins of a gazelle;

Maybe, maybe.

Go on, then...

So I started to hang out
at the Jewish community.

Marriages, bar mitzvahs,
birthdays, even funerals.

But it didn't do
much good.

Then one day I went
to the movies to see Shoah.

You know that documentary?
5 hours long,

images from concentration camps,
heavy stuff.

Me, even a margarine
commercial can make me cry,

so in five minutes I
was drenched in tears...

And the person next
to me offered me a hanky.

It was Julia.

I think a week later we were
already together, in love.

That's so nice!
But Julia isn't Jewish.

Yeah, but have you ever tried
to borrow money from her?

You are something else.

I forgot to say something.

I'm Jewish.

Carol, sorry...

"Perd�n".
I was in a boring meeting.

I never thought
it'd take so long.

Relax, Zeca kept me company.
Your husband is so friendly.

He's cute. Sorry, I didn't
tell you she was coming.

Luckily you were home.

I'll go change, I've been wearing
these since 6AM.

- Make some coffee, Zeca.
- I have already...

Let's go out, there's a great
samba party a block from here.

No way, love, I'm bushed.
No chance at all.

You're always tired, Julia,
like an old lady.

Chica, I work real hard!

"I work real hard." Well,
I'm gonna samba till dawn.

She's so lively.

How about you, Zeca?
Do you like samba?

- I prefer jazz.
- I knew you'd say that!

Have you ever seen
a cooler husband than mine?

- Yeah.
- Isn't he something else?

You're too cheerful, I've
never seen that, every night...

You sure
you don't want to come?

Not tonight,
I promise next time

- I'll dance all night with you.
- Ok, bye.

Kisses, enjoy.

Bye, Zeca.

- So, decided to come?
- No, I'm writing.

- I ran out of cigs.
- And Julia?

- She's asleep.
- Too bad.

Come here.
Wait, Carol, wait.

The teacher's husband.

- I'll go home.
- No, no. Stay.

Nice.

Thank you.

- Want some?
- No.

- Take a toke, come on.
- It's been a long time.

Don't you smoke?
Come on.

- I don't like smoking.
- Ah, come on.

Cool.

- I think I'd better go.
- What's wrong?

Hold on...
What's wrong?

- Bye, bye.
- Later, Carol.

- Carol, what's wrong?
- Nothing.

Carol, Carol.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

I suddenly feel tired.
I'm going to sleep.

- Will we see each other again?
- Sure, set it up with Julia...

I was thinking
of not telling her.

Wait up. Are you
coming on to me?

I think you'd better
go to bed, Zeca.

Later.

You left,
where did you go?

I ran out of cigarettes,
I left to buy some.

Why didn't you get
one of mine?

I didn't know you had any...
Let's sleep.

Zeca, stop being so sexed up,
let's sleep.

It'll be just a week,
I don't understand all the drama.

You said nothing.
This trip just popped up.

I've been telling you
about this congress for weeks.

- It'd be later.
- You don't listen to me.

I love you. I'll call you
when I get to the hotel.

Ok? Take care.

Santos Dumont airport,
please.

Hey. Hey!

- What's up? Excuse me?
- What?

- Wasn't there a dance show here?
- It's over.

They went
to perform in S�o Paulo.

- Do you know if they'll return?
- I don't know.

Julia? I don't want
to leave a message, my friend.

I've left three already,
honestly...

It wouldn't take Sherlock Holmes
to figure out what was going on.

Boredom was much worse
than despair

Zeca, can I sweep
over there?

When I couldn't take
hurting alone anymore,

I decided to seek the one person
who'd be patient enough

to listen to me
and enlighten me.

Is that a new building?

This place overlooked the ocean
when I bought it.

Now...

It's great. You thought you'd
have to leave Ipanema.

It's better than that hole
you live in.

Do you think so?

Smells the same.

At this point, Rio is
a democratic city.

North and south side,
downtown the outlying areas,

everyone shares
the shitty smell.

Your good mood
is infectious, dad.

May I?

I've deposited your money.

I know, I saw that. I'm not
here to talk about money.

I just came
to talk to you.

I have a problem.

Julia...

Anything to drink?

Water.

Whisky.

Zeca, "problem with women"
is virtually an overstatement.

Problems with Julia?

Is she with another guy?

Sort of.

Or are you
with another woman?

Sort of.

Be more specific.

Julia is cheating on me.

She's having an affair.
She didn't tell me, but...

But it just so happens
it isn't another "guy",

it's another woman.

It's a...

And I think I'm
in love with her.

Not with Julia, with...

The "other woman."

Your mother convinced me

that we should have
just one kid.

She thought it would
be easier to raise...

just one child.

To provide...

the best education,
concentrate...

all efforts...

and create an environment
that would make our child...

a real man.

She thought
it would be fairer.

Today...

I see...

we were wrong.

We should have had
another kid.

You're really helping me...

No one else could've
cheered me up like you.

I'm trying to tell you
it's my fault.

- Fuck you, dad.
- Mine and your mother's.

Zeca, we spoiled you
too much.

A child, a man, shouldn't
be raised that way.

A man has to learn
to be more responsible

towards himself
and others.

Or else he grows old,

but doesn't become
a real man.

Like Levi Strauss says

about the civilizations
below the Equator:

They go from childhood
to old age without maturing.

I came here for your help,
not for you to shit on my head,

and shit Levi Strauss on me.

"When I was a boy
I spoke as a boy,

but now
that I'm a grownup

I have to put away
boyish things."

That's Paul.

- Paulo Coelho?
- Paulo Coelho?

Am I the sort of man
to quote Paulo Coelho?

That's Paul of Tarsus,

Second Epistle
to the Corinthians.

Paulo Coelho...

- Where are you going?
- To bed.

What about me?!

Zeca, you have to grow up.

You've created
your problems,

only you can solve them.

Dad?

Is there a problem
if I sleep over?

DADDY AND MOMMY

In the beginning,
there were three.

The good queen,
the grumbling giant

and the boy.

But one day the queen traveled
to a very faraway place.

Really far.

A lost kingdom
between once-upon-a-time

and never-again.

The boy was left under
the care of the giant,

but the giant, besides being
a grumbler was also a lout,

who didn't know how
to take care of a child.

He never had
any time for the boy.

And so the boy
grew up alone.

Or rather, the boy
never grew up,

he decided
to remain a boy forever.

What?

How old was I
when I wrote this?

12.

I wrote well, for my age.

You've always
written well.

Too bad
you don't believe it.

Dad...

what should I do?

What should I do
with my fucking life?

Finishing your novel would be
a good start, Zeca.

You can only think
of that, man!

Why don't you write
this fucking thing yourself?

What a pain!

What about you?
You can only think of pussy.

At least I won't end up
a Ionely old man like you...

Surrounded by trash.

Worse thing is
you will.

You'll end up alone,
bitter, frustrated...

for never having done
anything worthy in life.

I'm going to make coffee.

Want some?

Get me a shirt,
I want to leave.

Whenever I stroll
around Ipanema,

It's like I can hear
Tom Jobim.

I've always felt like the dull
character in that song.

"I don't like the rain, the sun,
I don't like a fucking thing."

My life was
amazingly shitty,

But life can be ironic
sometimes.

Someone up there
likes to tease us.

Guess who?

Hi.

- Aren't you in S�o Paulo?
- Me? And miss out on this beach?

I went to the theater
and was told

- you were dancing in S�o Paulo.
- I didn't want to go.

You know, I tire
of things too fast.

I feel I have to live
a million things at once.

Or else, I get bored.

I see.

Wanna go for a dip?

- No.
- Come on!

- Come with me.
- No way, I have no trunks.

- Nothing under there?
- Underwear?

Do you think anyone will care?
This is Ipanema, come on...

No, I'm not going.
Stay, stay.

Come on! Come on, Zeca!

Come on, come!

Hurry up, come!

Shit, son of a bitch.
God forbid!

You have the cutest ass,
you know?

Thank you.

Although that was the last
compliment I expected to hear.

You're a fucking
great kisser.

- I don't think this will work.
- Why?

- You know why.
- What?

Julia, have you
forgotten about her?

What about Julia?

What do you think about
all this?

When I first
found out I got...

But then, something
really absurd happened.

I fell in love
with you.

I can't stop thinking
about you for a second even.

- Are you serious?
- What?

I can't get you out
of my mind.

I want you.

Shall we go to my place?

Wait, wait.

Let me get ready.

I'll be right back.
Make yourself at home.

Hold it, hold it!

What the fuck is that?

Dick, dick, dick...

What's that, girl?

Get that shit away from me,
Get that shit away.

- It's just a toy.
- Just a toy, my ass.

- Afraid?
- What the fuck, girl?

- What's with you? Scram!
- Come here.

No, go, take it off.
Take that shit off!

Take that shit off, please.

I don't understand,
I thought you'd love it!

Come on, hon.

- We've come so far already!
- No, move off!

Sit there, sit there.

Sit there.

- What the fuck? Shit!
- Aren't you crazy about me?

Are you gonna
miss out on this chance?

I hope you know
I've never done that shit.

It's always time
for new experiences.

Come here...

Turn off the lights.
I don't wanna see that shit.

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's gonna be good.
It'll only hurt a bit, I promise.

Give me
that cute little ass.

Obviously, Carol lied,
and it hurt like hell.

I now understood the old
Brazilian saying first hand:

"I went to get some wool,
came back shorn."

Zeca, it's me, pick it up.

I wanna see you.
Pick up, Zeca.

Zeca, man, pick it up,
I need to talk to you.

Carol called once, twice,
a million times.

I didn't have the guts
to answer.

All the same, I couldn't
stop thinking about her.

Man, she was beautiful!

The problem is
when I visualized it all,

I saw that disgusting
cock fucking it all up.

Julia's return helped me retrieve
my shaken masculinity.

But I was a sad, shaken male.
I could only think of Carol.

Sure you don't want
to go to the movies?

I can't, I have to write.

That's how I like it!

I travel, you start writing,
all affectionate, cheerful.

I think I'll go
to S�o Paulo more often.

- Good-Iooking, the door...
- I'll get it.

- Hi.
- What are you doing here?

I'm going to the movies
with Julia, is she ready?

- Carol, I'm coming, five minutes!
- OK.

- I really need to talk to you.
- Stop that...

- I want to see you again
- Stop that, I told you already.

Drop by my place
tomorrow, please.

Wow, you look gorgeous.

Handsome, can I
have some money?

Here you are.

- Sure you don't wanna come?
- I can't, I have to write.

Ok. I love you.

- We won't be long.
- Have fun.

Later.

- I came because...
- I have to tell you something.

- Say it.
- No, you say it.

I like you.

- Me, too.
- What went on the other night...

- Don't talk about it.
- I'd never done that.

- Forget it.
- I'd never done the "toy" thing.

What?

You're the first man
who let me stick it up your ass.

Truth is, it was
the first time I used it.

I bought it as a joke.
I didn't have the guts to use it.

I'm such an idiot.
I deserve it.

- I'm pathetic.
- You're wonderful!

It was the most sincere
sex I ever had.

It's true, you gave yourself
over to me.

Do you really love me?

Of course I do!

I'm all yours.

That night I retaliated.

Revenge is a dish...

best served very,
very slowly.

Where did you go last night?
I didn't see you come.

My dad called me.

So, did you guys meet?

I went by.

Was it good?

Ah, my love?

Ever thought about doing it
in front of a crowd?

- Tell me the truth.
- What an idea...

I'd like to fuck you
in this theater.

Onstage, with everyone looking,
full house...

Julia sitting
in the front row, of course.

- You just ruined a great fantasy.
- You're full of fantasies.

- Do you know why?
- I act, think, speak,

as if I were a character,
as if I were in a novel, got it?

That's being written
right here, right now. See?

And does your shrink
let you loose,

going to the beach,
having sex?

He advised me not to have
much human contact,

but I approach people because
I think they are characters, too.

And what am I to you?
Reality or fantasy?

You are a dream.

Crazy.

- Tell me something.
- What?

How many have you
had before me?

What a question.
Let me see...

I think seventeen.

Carol!

Shit!

I completely forgot
we had an appointment.

Get dressed, quickly!

- Fuck, Carol, fuck.
- Hide in the bathroom.

Carol!

Carol, send down the key.

Thanks.

- I'm almost ready.
- I don't understand.

I thought we were
going to stay.

I want to see a movie...
I forgot to tell you.

Since when do you choose
the movies?

There was a great review
in the paper.

Take a look. I'm dying to see it.
Just wait a sec.

I doubt this movie
is any good. You're crazy.

- Let's go, we'll be late.
- It must be a bore, Carol.

I'm sure this is
a terrible film.

Shit.

Fuck.

Good morning!

Wow, what's this?
So beautiful, Julieta.

Zeca, there's something
I have to tell you.

What is it, tell me.

You know that Ph.D.
I applied for in Paris?

I just got an e-mail!

I was accepted
into Sorbonne, Zeca!

A year, the two of us,
all expenses paid, in Paris!

- Isn't that great?
- Living in Paris?

Money won't be a problem!
It's a full scholarship.

Plus your mom's money.
We'll be fine!

- A year, even...
- Us, love?

Of course, love, us.

What is it?
You didn't like it?

- I did, only...
- Only what, Zeca. It's Paris.

- I've already lived in Paris.
- But I haven't, fuck!

It just wasn't in my plans living
in Paris again, just that.

So tell me your plans
because I don't know.

As far as I know,
you don't do anything, do you?

I was thinking...

we don't have
to decide right now...

There's some time
ahead of us.

But if you don't want to...

I won't die
if I don't go to Paris...

I don't know how to lie.
I'm gonna do it.

- I'll break up with her.
- Are you mad?

- That's all I can do.
- What a stupid idea.

I can't stand it anymore.
I can't lie. I can't stay...

- I feel like a son of a bitch.
- Am I a son of a bitch?

- Not the same, she's my wife.
- And my best friend.

- Good friends.
- Very good.

- Very "close" friends.
- Close, yes.

You'll never understand.
I like her a lot.

- What about me?!
- I like you a lot, too.

Can't you see
this is morally wrong?

Stop being so square, Zeca.

I don't want to lose Julia,
I won't lose Julia.

- Ludicrous.
- It's good as it is, why ruin it?

Silly. I love you.

Carol was right.

If everything was fine,
why complicate it?

I was living
in the best of worlds.

I'd spend the nights with Julia,
afternoons with Carol.

I felt as if I were
in a Vaudevillian show,

walking out one door,
into another.

Literally speaking.

But the ins and outs
started to get tiresome.

I had no emotional structure,

or even the energy
to juggle two women.

Some people
just can't be happy.

All was well, I should be
the happiest man on earth.

But I had to find
something wrong.

At that point, nothing
seemed worse

than sharing
two wonderful women.

Kinda confused?
I really am a confusing guy.

In any case,
I decided to end it.

I plotted a genius plan...
It couldn't fail.

Love, I'm late.

- Zeca, I'm late, hold it.
- Don't leave, beautiful.

I can't.

I love it
when you wake up horny,

but won't you be like that when
I come back in about 4 hours?

If you come back soon.

- I will, after lunch.
- What time?

I don't know...

- Ah, Zeca.
- What time after lunch?

What is it?
Wanna set up a sex schedule?

I wanna wait.
I wanna be ready here.

I don't know, 2:00.
Is that good for you?

Two o'clock, then.

Agreed.

2:00 is not 2:30.

Or 2:15

- Hey.
- Hi.

What are you doing here?
Did we set a date?

- I miss you.
- So cute.

- Wanna go to the beach?
- No, let's go to my place.

- What about Julia?
- She'll be home at night.

We have all day, come!

- But the sun is great.
- Forget the beach.

Let's go to my place.
I want you now.

Wait, this is kind of weird.
Here, in your bed?

- Kind of bad, no?
- There's no danger.

Julia, my love...

- Julia, sorry, I can explain!
- Shut up, you son of a bitch!

Julia, don't do that!

Let go of me!
Don't touch me! Let go!

- Beautiful...
- Beautiful, my ass.

- Let's talk, calm down, love!
- Fucking slut!

Calm down, love.

I was feeling like a jerk,
but my plan was working.

In my home!

I'd get rid of one,
keep the other.

It didn't matter which one.
Things would go back to normal.

Put this on, you whore!

- Calm down, calm down.
- Calm down, my ass!

- But then...
- Get out.

Not you, girl. Sit down,
I still wanna give you hell.

Get out, Zeca!

- What do you mean?
- Are you deaf, you brat?

- What do you mean, let's talk!
- Get out, get out!

Wait, calm down, beautiful.
Calm down.

Get out of this house
now, Zeca!

- Julia.
- Get out!

It couldn't be happening.

I realized my genius plan
wasn't all that great.

Moron.

What's this?

You won't even speak to me?
Can't you see...

What do you think this is,
you jerk?

- Let me explain!
- Explain?

Zeca, I'm not interested
at all in listening to you.

To tell you the truth,
just go fuck yourself!

Did you understand
what happened?

Neither did I...

I spent hours brooding over what
could've happened between them.

I could only picture
one thing:

I'm sorry...

How did Zeca get dragged
into this?

It was supposed to be a fling.

But we ended up
getting too involved.

Forgive me, please

Please.

I have to get away.

I don't know if that's
what's happened,

I'm just guessing.

Fact is I turned into
an extra in my own story.

And like every extra,
discarded on the next scene.

What followed were awful days
and even worse nights.

Not happy in being responsible
for my own downfall,

I tried
to remedy the situation.

But as usual,

trying to patch things up
only makes things worse.

First I went to Julia...

Leave, please.

Please, Julia!
Please!

Come back home, Julia!

Don't do that to me, Julia!

Then, I went after Carol...

Carol!

You fool, go away!
Go away!

My suffering
wasn't over yet.

The mercy shot
was about to come.

Julia's been here today.

Julia?

You met her? Did you tell
her I'm fucked, that I...

For God's sake, Zeca,
have some self-respect.

Why would I do that?

And it wouldn't do any good
anyway, she's leaving.

Leaving? What you mean?

For Paris.
A scholarship, I think.

- I can't believe it...
- She even bought the tickets.

What do you mean "tickets"?
How many tickets?

She said tickets.

Maybe it's not the ideal time
for me to tell you this...

I don't think Julia was for you.
She's always been so mature,

focused, ambitious...

I'm surprised
it lasted that long.

There's only one thing to do:

Sit your ass in front
of the computer

and finish
your fucking book.

I thought a lot about
killing myself those days.

I'd close all the windows,
seal everything shut,

and turn on the gas.

I'd die asleep, dreaming
about Carol and Julia,

both in bed with me,

the three of us
fucking like crazy.

At least I'd die
with a hard-on!

Why didn't I do it?

I don't mean killing myself.

These morbid ideas
don't last long in my mind.

But why didn't I
keep them both?

All was well,
everyone was happy.

Why did I have to play
the good guy and ruin it all?

I couldn't answer.

I was really a dumb guy.

I decided to drink
till I forgot my own name.

When I was almost there,
someone decided to remind me...

Rubem Fonseca!

Don't you remember me?
Ingrate, ingrate!

But I remember you
very well, guy.

I told you I'm not
Rubem Fonseca, fuck!

The name doesn't matter.
What counts is the style!

Forget about me, leave me.
Leave me alone.

Whoa, you are really
down in the dumps!

Hey! Hey! Let's sing
to cheer you up, man!

Let's sing to cheer
you up! Hey!

Hey, hold it. Stop it.
Come on, stop it, crazy girl.

Great, very good.
Thanks, very good.

What's going on, man?

Creative crisis?
You can't write anymore?

- Is that it?
- Leave me alone, please.

I know what it is.

Heart stuff, right?

Did you get dumped?

Did you, poet?

Were you dumped?

It's a pain, isn't it?
It hurts.

It does hurt, I know.

Don't be like that.

Man, don't be like that.

You know what?

You know what?
I have a cure for that.

Did you know?

Do you know what the only
thing that can cure that is?

A fuck, you know?
A fuck?

You know? A great fuck?

A hallucinating fuck?

You get it?

It's true, man, trust me.

- It can't fail.
- Get this girl out of here.

Hey, a toast.
Let's toast, poet?

Hey, Nelson,
to the fucking great fuck!

That's it!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Great fuck.

Let's drink!

Nelson, what good stuff
do you have for us?

That's good, we'll have it.

Drink up, drink up!

Bebe.

Wow.

What a madhouse!

Jesus!

You better?

Yeah.

Are you all right?
Look at me, you OK?

Shit, stop.

Here. Take it.

Shit. Be careful, get up...
Careful.

Wait up. No, wait up.

I've hit rock bottom.

My time in hell was over.

I've learned my lesson.

But now that everything
was over,

why not have
an uplifting ending?

My dad was right.

I was 30, and it was high time
I started acting like a man.

I was 30,
and had a novel to finish.

Love stories
only last 90 minutes.

Life has much longer
and interesting stories.

English Version:
JOS� MOREIRA DA SILVA