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Why is everybody using
these tiny, little lights nowadays?
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I remember when people used big ones.
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That's a good story, Grandpa.
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.
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Wow. Monica's letting other people
help decorate her tree?
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Did someone get her
drunk again, or?
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Having a perfect tree is
not what Christmas is about.
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It's about being with loved ones.
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That is nice. And we're done.
Ta-da!
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It just doesn't quite
feel like Christmas to me.
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Oh, here.
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See, now it feels like Christmas.
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And that's the story of the dreidel.
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Some people trace the Christmas tree
back to the Egyptians...
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...who'd bring palm branches into huts
on the shortest day of the year...
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...symbolizing life's
triumph over death.
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And that was, like, 4000 years ago.
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So around the same time
that you started telling this story.
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- Hey, you guys.
- Hey. What's up?
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I had to get out of the apartment.
Janine's stretching all over the place.
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Everywhere I look she's like...
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I can see why that's hard to resist.
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I like her so much.
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I'm sorry she doesn't feel the same.
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I know. And she's so sweet.
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I just want to feed her grapes
and brush her hair.
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You are aware that she's
not a monkey, right?
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I am so over Janine.
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Yeah, at first I thought she was hot,
but now she's like old news.
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- Hey, guys.
- Janine!
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I'm gonna be a dancer on a TV special
for New Year's Eve.
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It's called some sort of
Dickin' Rockin' Dicky Eve.
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Hold it.
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Are you talking about
Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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Oh, my God, we love that show!
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Ross and I have been watching it
since I can remember.
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You're still just a little
fat girl inside, aren't you?
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I'm gonna be one of the party people.
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You're gonna be a party person?
Those guys rock the most!
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They said to bring someone.
Want to be my dance partner?
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I would love to spend
New Year's with you.
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They're taping tomorrow.
I don't understand why...
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Well, how it works is...
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...the part with Dick Clark
in Times Square is actually live.
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But they tape some of the party stuff
ahead of time.
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Not a lot of people know that.
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Do you guys want to come too?
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- Are you serious?
- We are there!
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[LAUGHS]
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What are you laughing at?
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Well, I used to date him,
but you're still going out with her.
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Thanks.
Great, so we can all go together.
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I gotta run. I'll catch you later.
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Bye, Janine.
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Did she just ask me out on a date?
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I don't think so.
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She invited him to the biggest
party of the millennium.
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Yeah, but she also invited
you and Ross.
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I'm sorry, I don't think that
that was a romantic thing.
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Well, maybe.
But, hey, I know how I can find out.
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It's a New Year's Eve party.
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So at midnight, I can kiss her.
And if she kisses me back, great.
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If she says, "What are you doing?"
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I can say, "It wasn't me,
it was New Year's."
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That's better than Ross
kissing me in high school...
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...and saying that he did it
because he needed Chap Stick.
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It was a dry day.
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We are going to Dick Clark's
New Year's Rockin' Eve!
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Oh, my God!
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Okay, I've been on sets before...
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...so let me give you some advice.
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It's a show, but we're just dancing.
It's no big deal.
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Important thing to remember:
Stay cool.
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- Got it.
- Okay.
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ROSS: Oh, my God!
It's just like I dreamed it!
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Everyone! Gather up!
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MONICA: Excuse us!
ROSS: Excuse us!
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The music's gonna start,
you're gonna dance...
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...we'll tape it. Don't look
at the camera. Questions?
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Uh, yeah, I have a question.
Uh, when is this gonna air?
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Yeah. Now, uh, you guys dance
over there...
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...you guys, over there.
I want you two here.
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- And everyone else, spread out.
JOEY: Ross.
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So when is it gonna air?
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You look in the kitchen,
I got the closet.
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I can save you time, ladies.
I'm right here.
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Yeah. Why don't you take a walk?
This doesn't concern you.
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We're looking for our presents
from Monica.
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CHANDLER:
That's terrible.
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No, we do it every year.
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Oh, well, that makes it not terrible.
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Yeah, we never find them.
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She's always bested us,
that wily... minx.
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We'll search here for an hour...
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...and then we'll go to Joey's
and search, okay?
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- You can't look for Monica's presents.
- We have to.
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You don't have to. And you can't,
because I live here too.
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Well, then you should look with us.
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Why?
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Aren't you worried about
what to get Monica?
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No, I have a great idea
for her present.
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Oh, that's it?
A great idea? Oh, yeah?
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What if she gets you
a great present...
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...two mediums
and lots of little ones...
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...and you just get her one present?
She'll feel bad.
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Why would you do that to her?
Why? Why?
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- If I help, we can find them faster!
- Right!
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PHOEBE:
Ooh! Ooh! We have a live one!
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- Oh, it's a Macy's bag!
- Yeah.
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RACHEL: Aw!
- Ooh! Who's it for?
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"Dear Losers, do you really think
I'd hide presents under the couch?
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P.S. Chandler,
I knew they'd break you."
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Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
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We are so gonna find them this year.
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You said you'd go across the hall
and look. Do you do that every year?
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Yeah.
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You don't go into the back
of my closet...
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...and look under my gym bag
or anything?
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- No. Never do that.
- No.
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That's where Joey gave me stuff
to store that I've never seen.
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Okay, that did not just happen.
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[SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD
MEANS NO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Here comes a camera.
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Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
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- Why do they keep doing that?
- Ugh!
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We have to get up on one
of those platforms.
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They've been taping them all day.
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Right.
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What'd you guys do
to get up on there?
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We learned how to dance.
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When you learned to dance, did you
forget how to put on underpants?
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Yeah!
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- Hey, you're a good dancer.
- Really?
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You'd be better if you
loosened your hips.
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- What do you mean?
- Like this.
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That's it. Feel the rhythm.
That's better.
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JOEY:
Uh-huh.
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You're dancing with her.
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- We're together.
- Yeah, we came together.
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I don't see it.
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You are dancing with the tall guy.
Tall Guy, raise your hand!
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Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her.
I like her and I think I have a shot.
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Really, you think so? I don't.
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I couldn't find anything...
Hey, wait!
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Yeah, we found them.
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They were in the guest room closet.
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You have nothing to worry about
because they're crap.
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Those are mine.
I got those for you.
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Oh. Thanks, Chandler, they're great!
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Chandler, what is this very weird, um,
metal A-Z thing?
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Those are bookends.
That's a great gift.
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Oh. Okay, I'm sorry.
Thank you for my "az."
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Make sure you put all that stuff
back in the closet.
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Yes, okay.
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By the way, I think it's really nice
of you that even after you moved...
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...you still keep storing
that stuff for Joey.
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Hey, dancing girl?
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Can I go to the bathroom?
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Here we go. Yeah.
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Looking good, Gellers!
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We know!
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That snippy guy's the one who
decides who gets on the platform.
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- We should go dance by him.
- Okay.
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Okay, everybody, hold!
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Next on the platforms are...
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- You two! And...
MAN 1: Yes!
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- You two!
MAN 2: Cool!
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Excuse me? Sir?
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Would it help if I weren't
wearing underpants?
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Would it?
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Hey, Tall Guy!
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I want to talk to you about that girl
you're dancing with.
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She's nice, huh? To think I almost
brought my wife to this.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
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Look, I came with that girl, okay?
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I plan to kiss her
at the New Year's countdown.
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I'm trying to win her over. I...
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I don't think so.
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You can dance with my partner.
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She's real mellow.
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Look, you dating this girl
you came with?
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I was hoping after tonight
that maybe...
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No. No. She's fair game
if you ask me. Sorry, buddy.
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All right. Hey.
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Fair is fair. When you're right,
you're right. What can I say?
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Hey! Oh, no.
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Are you in second grade?
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Hey, man. You're the one
who wet his pants.
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Hey!
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[LORETA'S "TROUBLE WITH BOYS"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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Man, this sucks.
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If Mom and Dad don't see us
on TV after we made them jealous...
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...then who's gonna be
the losers then?
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- I know what'll get us up on a platform.
- What?
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The routine!
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We haven't done the routine
since middle school.
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When the snippy guy
sees the routine...
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...he'll want to build us
our own platform.
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Was it that good?
201
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We got honorable mention in the
brother-sister dance category!
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It's almost fake midnight.
Do we really have any other choice?
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Okay, let's do it.
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Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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So do we really need to ask who's
going up on the platform next?
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You get up there and do that
again, exactly like that.
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- Yeah!
- Ooh!
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Get this. Dick will want
it for the Bloopers show.
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All right, cut!
Listen up, everyone!
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When we start,
it'll be the countdown...
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...so I want to see
everybody's excitement!
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TALL GUY:
Hey, guy!
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You got three seconds to get away.
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What's going on here?
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Take a look at the guy's pants!
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You told us to show excitement,
but don't you think he went overboard?
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What's the matter with you? Go!
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Yeah, take a hike, wet pants!
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Can you believe this?
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We're on the platform
for the millennial moment!
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I know!
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You haven't been practicing
the routine, have you?
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No.
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Me too!
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When the music starts...
227
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...I was thinking about maybe
going into the robot.
228
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Ross? We should stick to the routine.
We don't want to look stupid.
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All right, we're back!
Ten seconds left.
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- Ten.
ALL: Nine, eight, seven.
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JOEY:
Okay, it all comes down to this.
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Whatever happens, happens.
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Destiny.
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ALL:
- Three, two, one!
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- Cut!
- No!
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- Year!
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Happy No Year!
238
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,359
Now we go to the live shot
of Times Square. That's a wrap!
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[QUACKING]
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Hey, look who I found.
241
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,208
Oh, hi, guys!
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00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,336
Birds have a very good
sense of direction.
243
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,464
I thought maybe they could help us
find the presents.
244
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,052
Yes, if the presents are hidden
south for the winter.
245
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,724
Or we could just follow your clever
jokes. Any ideas? Didn't think so.
246
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,978
Come on, show us where
the presents are.
247
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,189
The duck seems to think that
Monica got me garbage.
248
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,235
I wonder what I could get Monica
that's as good as garbage.
249
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,696
Hmm. How about my "az"?
250
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,781
[KNOCKING]
251
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,079
- Hey. This is hollow.
- What?
252
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,125
This bench, it's hollow.
I can't believe I never knew that!
253
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,047
- Oh, the presents!
- Don't look directly at them!
254
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,091
What?
255
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,761
All right, no, we could look at them.
256
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,429
RACHEL:
This one's for me!
257
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,931
PHOEBE:
This one's for Chandler. Here.
258
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,685
- And the big one's for me!
- Oh, let's open them!
259
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,065
- Wait a minute. We can't do this.
PHOEBE: Why?
260
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,610
I don't want to know
what Monica got me.
261
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,572
I'm sure she worked hard at getting it
and wanting to surprise me.
262
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,783
And you guys are gonna ruin that.
263
00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,369
We have to put them back.
This isn't what Christmas is about.
264
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,831
Whatever, Linus.
I'm opening mine.
265
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,004
Nobody is opening anything, okay?
266
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,008
I want to see the look on her face
when I give her my present.
267
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,762
I'm sure she wants to see the look
on my face when I get mine.
268
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,808
So, please, please, can we just?
Can we put them back?
269
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,228
- Will you get us better gifts?
- Fine.
270
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,981
Hey, guys.
271
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,693
You found the presents?
272
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,113
You let them find the presents?
273
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,322
Great.
274
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,451
Do you know how long it took me
to find you that water purifier?
275
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,997
- That's what you got me?
- Yes, I see. That look is priceless.
276
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,798
Home sweet home, huh?
277
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,677
Nice to, uh, get back to reality.
278
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,974
Plus, we, uh, know how the New Year's
gonna go off.
279
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,769
I guess there's no reason for all
that Y2K panic, you know?
280
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,481
Anyway, good night.
281
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,984
- Joey?
- Yeah?
282
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,946
Three...
283
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,448
...two, one.
284
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,374
Happy New Year.
285
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,460
[STAMMERS]
286
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,755
What was that for?
287
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,426
Tonight when they yelled "cut"
and we didn't get to kiss...
288
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:42,597
...I was really, really disappointed,
and I just...
289
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,099
I just really wanted to kiss you.
290
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,976
Really?
291
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,440
In the moment, I really wanted
to kiss you too. In the moment.
292
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,359
- In the moment.
- But only in the moment.
293
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,616
So do you, uh, want to kiss again?
294
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,536
Sure. New Year's Eve
is only two weeks away.
295
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,996
Can you wait?
296
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,873
No.
297
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,959
Me neither.
298
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,924
Three, two...
299
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,468
You don't have to count down
every time we kiss.
300
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,637
Oh. Okay.
301
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,684
Except I sort of felt like I needed
a couple seconds to get ready.
302
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,920
We were on the platform, ready to
dance into the new millennium...
303
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,839
...and the guy yells "cut!"
304
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,843
So you guys are telling me
that you actually did...
305
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,513
...the routine from eighth grade?
306
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,600
Yeah! But of course we had
to update it a little bit.
307
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,812
Hey, by the way, quick thinking
about catching me.
308
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,691
There's no way you could've
done the end...
309
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,318
...the way you guys did it back then.
310
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,781
What? We could do it.
311
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:28,995
I don't know. You were a lot bigger...
I mean, stronger back then.
312
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,540
I can do it, okay?
313
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,334
Come on, let's go! Come on.
314
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,296
One, two, three, four...
315
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,090
...five, six, seven, eight.
316
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,508
- I can't do it!
ROSS: Ahh!
317
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,260
[ROSS THUDS]
318
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,472
Now, you do that, you're on TV.
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