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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:00,041 25.000 2 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,912 [Here is the town. A small world in a small world...] 3 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,124 [... placed somewhere in the north of Italy.] 4 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,002 [There it lies in that slice of rich, flat earth...] 5 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,505 [... between the Po River and the Apennines.] 6 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,633 [There is dense, freezing fog in the winter.] 7 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,763 [In summer, a burning sun hammers down on the people's brains...] 8 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,393 [... and irritates them. Political passions explode violently...] 9 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:27,647 [... and the fight is hard, but men are always men...] 10 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:31,443 [... and what happens here doesn't happen anywhere else.] 11 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,196 [We are at the start of the summer of 1946.] 12 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:40,535 [A few days ago, there was the election of a new Town Council...] 13 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:43,997 [... and the Communists have gained the majority.] 14 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,924 Jesus, do you see how far they've gone? 15 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:59,763 One day they'll even get in here and trample our feet. 16 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:04,100 Sunday, when I said what I thought of them from the pulpit... 17 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:10,023 ...someone suddenly jumped from a bush and beat me with a stick. 18 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:15,111 And you got him back. You're right, blessed are the peaceful. 19 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,451 I was carrying a dozen eggs and I was trying to save them. 20 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:27,290 It was dark and I couldn't see who it was but if I knew... 21 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:31,544 You must pardon those who offend, that is the law. 22 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,547 Just between us, a trampling is good for you. 23 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,550 You'll learn not to do politics in my house. 24 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:43,848 In your place, I'd have never allowed Peppone to be Mayor. 25 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,894 None of the new councilmen know anything at all. 26 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,397 The illiterate are directing town affairs. 27 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,941 But you know they had no time for school. 28 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,404 - Life is hard for those who work the fields. - Whose fault is that? 29 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,824 It's the heart that counts, not the grammar. 30 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:05,286 - Before you criticize, let them get to work. - Nobody can discuss... 31 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:11,126 Listen to them now! I taught them music! 32 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:48,621 Viva Peppone! Say it with me, "viva Peppone". 33 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,665 Viva Peppone! 34 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,756 Peppone! Say it with me, "viva Peppone". 35 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,007 Viva Peppone! 36 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:19,402 [This is Counselor Schiletti, the only one elected by the opposition.] 37 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:23,948 [The other is Miss Cristina, the town's old teacher.] 38 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,952 [She's 85 years old and lives on memories.] 39 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,372 [These two have seen something from the window...] 40 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,166 [... that is the end of the world for them.] 41 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:39,714 [Will she wait to return home? No, she's not afraid. She knows everyone.] 42 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:44,177 [And she has boxed all their ears at least once.] 43 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,851 Hello? Hello? Hello? 44 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:57,065 You can hear nothing, turn up the volume! Everyone has to hear this! 45 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,778 The final victory is near. Unite! 46 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:07,909 Unite! There, that's better. 47 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:15,291 You see that, Jesus? They aimed their trumpet against us. 48 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,586 What can you do, Don Camillo? That's progress. 49 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,053 Good day, Miss Cristina. 50 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:33,393 - Who are you? - I'm Gina Filotti. Don't you remember me? 51 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:34,602 Gina? 52 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:43,486 Goodness! Now I have to look up to see you. I'm getting smaller. 53 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:48,700 - You haven't changed. - I have. Did you behave at boarding school? 54 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:53,413 - Yes, Miss Cristina. - You're here on a terrible day. Look there. 55 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,456 Comrades! 56 00:06:55,999 --> 00:07:02,672 Before giving the podium to the comrade who came from the city... 57 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:13,224 ...to celebrate our triumph for the people and democracy... 58 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,190 ...I want to tell you great news. 59 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:26,488 We will soon begin building a Citizen's Center... 60 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,867 ...which will have a library with books... 61 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:36,414 ...a dance hall, a cinema and other cultural activities... 62 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,544 ...a gymnasium for physical training and running track... 63 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:48,218 ...that will be your home! A Center for the people! 64 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,179 Citizen's Center! Where will he get the money? 65 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,144 Now I've given you the wonderful news... 66 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,940 ...our delegate comrade will speak. 67 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,531 Comrades, I'm here to congratulate myself... 68 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:14,953 ...and Comrade Giuseppe Bottazzi, our friend Peppone... 69 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:19,332 ...for the rousing victory over the enemies of the people! 70 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:24,671 - Jesus, I'll make a march on Rome! - Stop. This doesn't concern you. 71 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,507 Only in here can you do what you want. 72 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:33,304 ...but strong and... - Here, I can? - Yes. This is your home. 73 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:37,892 We'll crush the class that's exploiting us. 74 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,772 You must stay within the law and we will... 75 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:50,905 ...at the cost of nailing all enemies of the people to a wall! 76 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,034 Meanwhile... 77 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,376 - Who is that? - Don Camillo. - Make him be quiet! 78 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,380 You try, you'd have to aim a cannon at the bell tower. 79 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:11,551 If he won't stop, we should shoot him in the tower window. 80 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:16,973 You'd better kill him on the first shot, he'll shoot back. 81 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,353 Why is he stopping? Why is he letting them speak? 82 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:27,984 Is he one of them? I've always said he was a Bolshevik priest. 83 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:32,113 Isn't that Mariolino carrying the flag? 84 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:36,159 Yes, it's him! He's redder than his father... 85 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,455 ...standing on the platform. A nice family of criminals! 86 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,750 Did you hear? 87 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:48,463 We will no longer tolerate any attempts on our freedom of speech! 88 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,593 Those who hide in the shadow of the Cross... 89 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,429 ...and who seek to misguide the people... 90 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,934 ...are the same ones who betrayed Christ many centuries ago. 91 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:18,720 They're attacking the Church! They must be stopped! I can't stay. 92 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,092 Gina, it's you! 93 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,470 You look great! Almost like a grown woman. 94 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,807 What should I look like, a goat? 95 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,352 You used to. I'm busy now, may I see you tonight? 96 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,231 Go on, ugly! Go join your band of brigands! 97 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,526 Better my brigands than your damned priests. 98 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,796 Comrades, we have another comrade! 99 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,342 Peppone! He's beautiful! He looks like you! 100 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:59,112 [Lf Don Camillo is ringing the bells, it's not to celebrate his victory.] 101 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,366 [Lt is because he's happy for his old enemy, Peppone.] 102 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,327 [Their struggle has gone on for years.] 103 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,330 [They left for the war together and returned together...] 104 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,708 [... always together and always enemies.] 105 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:16,004 [One night an old abandoned house began to burn...] 106 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,341 [... and the whole town watched dumbstruck as the stones burned...] 107 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,761 [... which logic would tell you would not burn.] 108 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:32,687 - Listen... - I want to know how that pile of rock is burning. 109 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,984 - Stop, Don Camillo! Go back! - Why are you interfering? 110 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,237 I'm not. It's silly to put yourself in danger. 111 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,323 It's only rocks burning. 112 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,742 It stinks of petrol. It could be... 113 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:52,123 ...something else. - Like what? - I don't know anything. 114 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,793 - Do you believe that... - I don't believe anything. 115 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:58,046 You don't like your flock to see you get bravery lessons... 116 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,964 ...from an old reactionary priest! 117 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,556 - Stop! - Like hell! 118 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,602 Go water your flowers. We'll see who's afraid. 119 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,063 Stop, Don Camillo! 120 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,369 It would have been better to let you go ahead. 121 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,832 The world's most reactionary priest would have blown up. 122 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,334 - I'd have stopped in time. - Why? 123 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,546 I knew that in the cellar were 6 barrels of petrol... 124 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:44,634 ...300 grenades, 95 rifles, 2 cases of ammunition, 7 machine guns... 125 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,761 ...and 300 kilos of explosives. 126 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:52,308 I inventoried your warehouse before I burned it. 127 00:14:55,478 --> 00:15:00,358 - I should kill you. - Kill me? That won't be easy. 128 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,574 You've actually done me a favor. 129 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,493 That stuff was weighing on my conscience. 130 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:17,584 You said there were 7 machine guns. There were 8. Who took the other one? 131 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,171 I did. When the proletarian revolution begins... 132 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,008 ...stay far away from my church. - I'll see you in hell. 133 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,886 [This lasted for years.] 134 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:32,599 [Lf Don Camillo couldn't stomach the blows received from an aggressor...] 135 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:38,355 [... Peppone couldn't forget the way the cursed church bells...] 136 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,982 [... had greeted his election.] 137 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,863 [A few days later, Matuggia, the sacristan...] 138 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,047 - What is it? Who's there? - I don't know. I think... 139 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,800 - What do you think? - I saw... - Who? 140 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,178 - Last night... - Who do you mean? - I saw Peppone leaving the church. 141 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,599 The Mayor? That's how he's improving public places, eh? 142 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,770 I asked him to fix the tower, but he's destroying it. 143 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:24,192 - Why didn't you tell me? - I thought he'd come for confession. 144 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,736 - Confession! - Yes. - Confession! - Yes. 145 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,863 I'll give him confession alright! 146 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,544 - Don Camillo, put that down. - What? 147 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:47,924 - Put it down, it's an ugly thing. - It's made of poplar. It's light. 148 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,428 Throw it away and don't think about Peppone. 149 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,978 How can I forget him if you're sending his wife to me now? 150 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,527 - What is it? - A baptism, Father. 151 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,496 - Who's his mother? - I am! - Your husband is the father? 152 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,042 Who should it be, you? 153 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,296 - Why so angry? Doesn't your party practice free love? - Oh! 154 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,094 - What will his name be? - Libero Antonio Lenin. 155 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,307 Let the Russians baptize him. 156 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,393 Let's go! 157 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,568 I really gave it to those godless people. 158 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,988 That was stupid. Call them back and baptize the baby. 159 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,241 Jesus, you must keep in mind that baptism is no joke. 160 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:59,120 Don't explain baptism to me, I invented it! 161 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,873 The baby won't go to heaven if he dies. 162 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,876 Why should he die? He's pink and healthy. 163 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,966 I get it, I'm always wrong. I'll try to call them back. 164 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:19,724 I'll leave when my son is baptized with the name I want. 165 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,854 Town Hall is outside. This is a church. 166 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,095 Careful, I have a delicate stomach. 167 00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:01,433 Do you remember that bullet I took in the war? No low blows. 168 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,769 Don't worry, I'll get you only on the top floor. 169 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,210 - What time is it? - Who knows? 170 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,094 Alright, you win. 171 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,681 That's for the baptism, that's for the grenades. 172 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,726 - What grenades? - Don't play innocent. 173 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,687 That's what you do. Destroy and burn. 174 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,315 And you want to build a Citizen's Center! 175 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366 Be quiet, you little Bolshevik. 176 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:11,378 Coochy-coochy-coo! He's smarter than his father. 177 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:18,551 - Where are you getting the money for that building? - I'll find it. 178 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,638 If we have a drought... 179 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,766 ...you won't be able to buy the first brick. 180 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:28,228 I know, I've been fighting for a city park for ten years. 181 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,522 But you don't want it to cost anything. 182 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,566 Well, shall we baptize this treasure? 183 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,912 What are we going to call him? 184 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,084 Libero Antonio Camillo. 185 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,754 - Camillo as well? - Yes. 186 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,425 If that's the case, you can add Lenin too. 187 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,720 Camillo cancels out those other types. 188 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,812 Show me the baby. 189 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:18,278 [Ciro dell'Abbruciata, Mariolino's grandfather, is the godfather.] 190 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,658 [The Abbruciata farm is as hard and bald as a squash.] 191 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:27,203 [Lf he planted dynamite, maybe it would grow.] 192 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:31,332 [But Ciro and his son insist on planting grain.] 193 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,002 Mariolino! 194 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,925 [On the farm on the side belonging to Gina's family...] 195 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:45,430 [... the earth is beautiful and only a caress is needed for grain to grow.] 196 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:50,310 [Poverty and wealth, the sun and politics added...] 197 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,229 [... makes them detest each other.] 198 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:57,901 [And so a wall was built to avoid trouble.] 199 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,280 Are you crazy? My father will kill me if he sees us. 200 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,950 Why didn't you come the other day? I waited until night. 201 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:11,539 - You told me to go away. - It was nothing, I was angry. 202 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:15,960 You're so handsome! 203 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,551 You're getting a beard. 204 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:30,433 - You were running, your skin is boiling. - No, I didn't run. 205 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,274 It prickles. [There they are, Romeo and Juliet.] 206 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,569 [When they were babies their families became enemies.] 207 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,364 [At that time the wall hadn't yet been built.] 208 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,450 [The slightest incident always complicated matters.] 209 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,454 [The battle extended to the mothers and fathers...] 210 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,749 [... then to the rest of the family...] 211 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,918 [... and finally to the grandparents.] 212 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,256 Your Peppone is a brigand! 213 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,676 That priest of yours makes you want to turn Muslim. 214 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:08,263 - You are a Muslim! Hypocrite! - Gina! 215 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:13,059 My grandfather! He'll pull my hair out! See you tonight. 216 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,354 - Gina! - See you this evening. - Here I am! 217 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,357 Gina! 218 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,740 - Where were you? - I went to see if the apples are ripe. 219 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:30,201 Apples won't help with your exams. Go study! 220 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:37,751 That old pig let his pigeons out again. 221 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,849 Killer! Assassin! 222 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,979 Do my pigeons bother you passing over your land? 223 00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,814 They block the sun! 224 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:04,611 The sun wasn't made for old fools like you! 225 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:08,990 If you shoot again, I'll set your hut on fire! 226 00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:12,535 I shoot at whatever passes over what's mine. 227 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:17,123 Here's your pigeon, it's tough as iron. Take it! 228 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,543 - Eat it! - You rotten old buzzard. 229 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,838 - Eat it so it'll strangle you! - So you could cry over me! 230 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,715 Rotten buzzard! 231 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,512 [The pigeon didn't go to waste.] 232 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:34,224 [Gina brought it to Miss Cristina who had a feast.] 233 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:40,230 [Cristina had taught at the town school for 50 years.] 234 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:43,566 [When she retired, the people...] 235 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:47,362 [... had given her an alarm clock. So the old teacher sets the alarm...] 236 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:51,408 [... and continues hoping for a pension from the government.] 237 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,294 - Who is it? - Scartassini. 238 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,261 Who are the others? 239 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:16,349 Friends of mine. We have something important to say. 240 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,393 Come in. 241 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:33,199 - Well, what is it? - Something important happened. 242 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,786 There were elections and the Reds won. 243 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:39,205 The Reds are rotten people. 244 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:42,417 - But, we're the Reds! - They're still rotten. 245 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:46,463 We know what we want politically... 246 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,340 ...and we really don't need anything... 247 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:53,303 ...but when it comes to administration you need to write, answer reports... 248 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:59,976 ...and you're the only one we can turn to, paid of course. 249 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,604 You'll pay me? 250 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:10,403 We can come from the fields every night and you can drill us. 251 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,157 Look at the reports, correct our mistakes... 252 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:19,287 It's too late for you. You should have studied long ago. 253 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:27,504 We were sent to the fields instead of school. 254 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:31,633 - The fault wasn't all ours. - Who are you? 255 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:36,054 - Ah, Brusco dell'Abbruciata. - Yes. - The same brat as always. 256 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,224 You're right, it wasn't your fault. 257 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:42,894 Be seated! 258 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:48,024 Has Giuseppino gotten all his teeth yet? 259 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:50,110 He's about to be married! 260 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,863 Is your sister-in-law still nasty, Luigi? 261 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:56,658 She gets worse as she gets older. 262 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:01,913 Get out! 263 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,290 Me? 264 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,585 You did me too many wrongs! 265 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,131 But, you can't... 266 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:15,885 This rascal came to school with pockets full of frogs. 267 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:19,139 One day he came to school riding a cow! 268 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,516 But he's the Mayor! 269 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,229 Mayor or not, if you don't leave... 270 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:31,067 ...Ill cane you so hard, you'll go bald! Go away! 271 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:34,070 I told you so, I played a few too many on her. 272 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,197 You're never to step foot here again. 273 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,992 Even if you become Minister of Education! 274 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,588 Peppone is an ass. 275 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:13,318 Peppone brought this to me to type. He wants 15 copies. 276 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,238 Listen to this mess. First and last warning. 277 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:21,743 Last night too a vicious anonymous hand wrote an offensive insult... 278 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:23,787 ...on our daily message board. 279 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:26,873 The hand of this slob has to calm down. 280 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,167 He's exploiting our work to provoke us. 281 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:32,837 If he don't stop, he'll be sorry when it's too late. 282 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,714 Every patience has a limit. 283 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:39,344 Section Secretary, Giuseppe Bottazzi, aka Peppone. 284 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:43,598 What provocation? Do you know anything, Barchini? 285 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,684 Don't you know anything? 286 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:49,562 Every time they put up a poster it's full of blunders... 287 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,483 ...someone always writes "Peppone is an ass" above it. 288 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:57,946 Peppone is an ass, and when one is an ass and writes proclamations... 289 00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:02,033 ...we all see that he's an ass, true? 290 00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:06,413 It's natural. The people see and comment. 291 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:13,086 I have to make the copies now. He wants them in the morning. 292 00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:14,754 Goodnight. 293 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,469 - Peppone is an ass. - And what are you? 294 00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:25,265 What am I? I don't understand, Lord. 295 00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:28,435 Last night, when you went to buy the cigar... 296 00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:30,895 ...the one you still have half of in your pocket... 297 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:34,607 ...didn't you perchance stop and read the message board? 298 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:37,610 I didn't actually read it. I only glanced at it. 299 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:40,613 And didn't you notice some strange writing? 300 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,117 When I stopped there was nothing written there. 301 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:48,413 - I'm being called to the sacristy, I think. - Don Camillo, wait! 302 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:53,460 And when you left, did you notice anything strange there? 303 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:58,048 Now that you mention it, there was something written in red pencil... 304 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:02,177 ...on the bottom. They're waiting for me. 305 00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:07,891 Shame on you, ridiculing a man because he only reached third grade. 306 00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:14,064 The whole town is laughing at him. Listen to what you've done. 307 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,191 Peppone is an ass. 308 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,527 Peppone is an ass! 309 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:24,491 - Peppone is an ass! - Peppone is an ass! 310 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,159 Peppone is an ass! 311 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,496 I didn't want that. What should I do? 312 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:32,040 Who sins must do penance. 313 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:36,628 - Blessed Mother. - Don't call on those who have nothing to do with it. 314 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:41,341 - But she's still your mother! - Don Camillo! 315 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,969 You judge me badly, Jesus. 316 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,597 Here's my half cigar. 317 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:51,351 You know I can't buy another all week. 318 00:30:51,434 --> 00:30:56,690 - Look at what I'll do. - Very good, I accept your penance. 319 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:02,570 Get rid of the crumbs, you can smoke those in a pipe. 320 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:09,160 - Good evening, Father. - Good evening, Mr. Mayor. 321 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:14,374 Not Mayor, just a Christian. I've come to confess. 322 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:24,384 God be with you. You have more need than anyone for His blessing. 323 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,262 How long since your last confession? 324 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:32,892 - It was in 1918. - 1918! 325 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:39,107 You must have committed many sins with all your bad ideas. 326 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:42,110 - Yes, many. - Come with me. 327 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:52,454 [Peppone quickly told all...] 328 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:56,124 [... but the most difficult to confess was his last sin.] 329 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,252 Finally, it was me a month ago... 330 00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:02,297 ...when you were returning with the basket of eggs... 331 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:05,133 ...who jumped on you with a stick. 332 00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:10,055 It was you! 333 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:15,310 I didn't hit you as a minister of God, but as a political enemy. 334 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:25,612 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. 335 00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:28,615 Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis. 336 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:32,452 In nomine Patris et Filiis et Spiritu Sancti. Amen. 337 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:33,578 Amen. 338 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:51,888 - Jesus, I'll pulverize him! - No. I forgave him and so must you. 339 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:56,226 Jesus, if I'm a good servant of God, let me break this candle on him. 340 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,977 What's a candle? 341 00:32:58,228 --> 00:33:02,148 Your hands are for blessing, not for striking. 342 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:13,535 My hands are made for blessing. How about my feet? 343 00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:33,805 Alright. We're even. But I haven't confessed everything. 344 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,934 But I already gave you absolution, that's sacrilege. 345 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:41,688 They're not exactly sins. Maybe just small errors. 346 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:45,442 Shouldn't you correct your penitent's errors? 347 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:48,403 - It's our duty. - Good, here it is. 348 00:33:51,781 --> 00:33:53,700 - Citizens! - Shh! 349 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,661 Citizens, while we salute... 350 00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:00,290 ...the glorious affirmation of our list... 351 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,876 I won't answer for my actions! 352 00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,753 I'll answer, do your duty. 353 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:07,005 Correcting Red propaganda?! 354 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:11,134 You'll work on his spelling which has no political color. 355 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:14,137 Come here with your literature. 356 00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:20,143 Here we are. 357 00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:28,985 Good. But there's one thing here... 358 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:34,949 ...where I wrote: "We intend to enlarge the school building"... 359 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:40,663 ...you wrote: "We intend to enlarge the school building..." 360 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,626 "...and repair the church bell tower". Why? 361 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:48,755 - It's a question of grammatical rules. - Ah! 362 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:56,846 Lucky for your bell tower that you studied Latin. 363 00:34:57,097 --> 00:35:00,266 It dampens my hope of seeing it fall on your head. 364 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:04,604 - We must kneel before God's will. Cheers. - Cheers. 365 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:12,070 Oh, that rascal that's been writing on your posters... 366 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:15,281 ...I think I know who it is. I'll tell him to stop. 367 00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:21,830 That would be a lot better for him. I kept the stick I used that night. 368 00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:25,667 - Goodnight, Father. - Goodnight, Mr. Mayor. 369 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:29,212 - Is the Citizen's Center moving along? - It's coming along. 370 00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:33,925 Lord, they don't have enough to buy the first stone. 371 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:37,345 Where did you get that cigar, Camillo? 372 00:35:37,554 --> 00:35:41,433 Peppone had two. I think I took it without asking him. 373 00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:44,811 You know he believes in equal distribution of wealth. 374 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:50,358 [Don Camillo can go back to dreaming of his park now...] 375 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:53,278 [... because he's convinced that Peppone was bluffing...] 376 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:57,699 [... and that he really has no hope of building a Citizen's Center.] 377 00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:14,466 Our comrade Mayor asks our priest the honor of his presence... 378 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:19,387 ...at the socialistic ceremony tomorrow morning in Piazza della Libertà. 379 00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:24,893 - What ceremony? - I don't know anything else. 380 00:36:25,393 --> 00:36:28,980 No, I won't go. Tell the comrade Mayor I don't want to hear... 381 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:33,234 ...the usual stupidities against reactionaries and capitalists. 382 00:36:35,028 --> 00:36:38,740 It's not political. It's all patriotic in a social way. 383 00:36:38,948 --> 00:36:42,327 If you don't come, you don't understand democracy! 384 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:46,706 - I'll be there. - He said to come in uniform and bring your tools. 385 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:51,044 - What tools? - Your pail and brush so you can bless stuff. 386 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:53,838 But, but... 387 00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:58,968 Socialistic ceremony indeed! 388 00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:53,606 Comrades and fellow citizens... 389 00:37:54,941 --> 00:37:58,737 ...I am happy to place the first stone in the Citizen's Center... 390 00:37:59,029 --> 00:38:02,032 ...soon to rise here in the heart of town... 391 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:07,120 ...symbol of our will toward action and social progress. 392 00:38:34,731 --> 00:38:35,940 Amen. 393 00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:44,783 Our dear priest will honor us with his words. 394 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:54,209 Dear friends, I would like to express all the joy I feel... 395 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:56,961 ...and the recognition I owe to our Mayor... 396 00:38:57,170 --> 00:39:00,590 ...for inviting me to this ceremony. - Thank you. 397 00:39:16,898 --> 00:39:19,526 [Don Camillo lost sleep.] 398 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,779 [How did Peppone find that money?] 399 00:39:23,029 --> 00:39:25,615 [Finally, he thought he'd guessed.] 400 00:39:27,325 --> 00:39:30,870 Do these hooves have the honor of being the Mayor's? 401 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:36,042 Would you mind leaving a worker in peace? 402 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:39,087 I wanted to congratulate you on the Citizen's Center. 403 00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:41,840 I didn't have time on Sunday, at public ceremonies... 404 00:39:41,923 --> 00:39:44,968 ...one can never say what one really thinks. 405 00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:49,431 - You can easily guess what they'd say. - Not all of it. 406 00:39:52,642 --> 00:39:55,437 Listen brigand, make your Citizen's Center smaller... 407 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:59,190 ...it costs too much and there's a more urgent matter. 408 00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:03,695 - Have you lost your mind? - I'm perfectly all there. 409 00:40:04,487 --> 00:40:08,575 Do you remember when you were a Partisan? 410 00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:11,703 When you attacked that escaping enemy convoy? 411 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:14,497 And that truck you captured... 412 00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:18,626 ...the one carrying spoils of war gold and the division's pay? 413 00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:26,009 And that day that you sent comrades Brusco and Smilzo... 414 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:30,013 ...to take the truck and consign it to the authorities? 415 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:33,892 Poor guys! Remember how they returned? 416 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:41,483 On foot... and in bad condition. Three tanks had attacked them! 417 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:45,195 - And goodbye truck full of gold. - What are you insinuating? 418 00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:51,034 Nothing. Just that tonight I dreamed there were no tanks... 419 00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:55,580 ...and the truck was never lost. - You never change! 420 00:40:56,456 --> 00:41:00,710 - You always try to dishonor us! - Don't yell, you could burst a vein. 421 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:14,307 - Poor Peppone, your memory is gone. Try to remember. - Oh! 422 00:41:29,739 --> 00:41:32,784 This is a fully legal receipt and statement. 423 00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:36,788 With the capture of that truck, we earned ten million lire. 424 00:41:37,247 --> 00:41:41,251 It was entirely spent on the people. No one touched a cent. 425 00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:45,839 - If someone has anything to say, I can fix them. - So can I. 426 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:53,555 Priest, I don't think there's reason to fight. 427 00:41:54,347 --> 00:42:00,687 I don't either, we agree. 10 million gained for the people... 428 00:42:01,146 --> 00:42:03,648 ...that is, 7 million for the Center... 429 00:42:03,857 --> 00:42:07,402 ...and 3 million for a park for the people's children. 430 00:42:07,652 --> 00:42:09,571 Sinite parvulos venire ad me. 431 00:42:09,779 --> 00:42:13,575 7 million plus 3 equals 10 million. 432 00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:15,785 I only ask what is due to me. 433 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,043 [And in his turn, Don Camillo placed the first stone...] 434 00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:25,295 [... in his famous city park.] 435 00:42:26,171 --> 00:42:30,633 [But the two building sites in town couldn't give work to everyone.] 436 00:42:31,718 --> 00:42:33,553 [Poverty was great.] 437 00:42:34,137 --> 00:42:37,432 [The workers expected Peppone to relieve their problem.] 438 00:42:38,475 --> 00:42:41,811 [He called together the richest landowners in Town Hall...] 439 00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:44,147 [... but they hid behind the law.] 440 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:47,442 [They said it wasn't their fault things were going badly.] 441 00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:50,236 And the bridge we're building over the ditch? 442 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,365 And the 5 kilometer irrigation canal? 443 00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:56,826 There's work for everyone but the town has no money. 444 00:42:57,994 --> 00:43:03,083 This is what I've decided to do: A land tax of 1,000 lire... 445 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:06,670 ...to finance the work. If you agree, it's OK. 446 00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:09,422 If you don't agree, you'll have to deal with the hungry people. 447 00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:13,593 [1,000 lire was a hefty sum.] 448 00:43:13,885 --> 00:43:17,222 [Lt was the same as a million for old Filotti.] 449 00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:20,975 [His refusal to pay...] 450 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:23,395 [... provoked the others into agreement.] 451 00:43:28,733 --> 00:43:32,570 Then I'll have to order a farm worker's strike. 452 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,907 We'll see who'll work your land. 453 00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:41,287 [Work stopped on all the land in town.] 454 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,795 [One day, the bellowing of Filotti's cows...] 455 00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:51,673 [... could be heard for a kilometer. The strike picketers...] 456 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:54,509 [... stopped everyone from feeding and milking the livestock.] 457 00:43:57,053 --> 00:43:57,595 Hey! 458 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,349 Where are you going? 459 00:44:01,558 --> 00:44:05,395 To milk my cows and feed them. I have that right, no? 460 00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:09,232 It's not worth it. The picket guard won't let you. 461 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:12,652 You're proud of what you do, pleased with yourself. 462 00:44:12,902 --> 00:44:15,238 It's cruel to those animals. 463 00:44:15,488 --> 00:44:19,784 Their udders are hard as rocks with days milk. Shame on you! 464 00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:23,496 Castaldi's wife has no milk either. 465 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:26,666 She can't nurse since her husband lost his job. 466 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:30,378 They had to put the baby in a charity home. 467 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:33,757 And she's not the only hungry one. 468 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:38,303 There's no other way. If the cows have to die, they will! 469 00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:48,104 Do you think there is any place on earth where people can be peaceful? 470 00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:51,024 There must be, I'm sure of it. 471 00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:54,694 Or life wouldn't be worth living. 472 00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:01,701 Hey, you! Stop! 473 00:45:07,957 --> 00:45:12,295 - Where are you going? - Be careful with that thing. 474 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,965 It's forbidden to go further. 475 00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:20,303 I have to. Listen to my cow, she's calving. 476 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:26,935 She'll die without my help. I have to go, that calf is being born today. 477 00:45:28,978 --> 00:45:33,024 Gisella's son says Gigiotti's grapes are rotting. 478 00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:36,486 I know, Brusco told my husband. 479 00:45:36,736 --> 00:45:40,865 Peppone's doubling the picketers with city people. 480 00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:44,661 - They're bringing machine guns! - This is bad! 481 00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:48,707 - They wouldn't let him in. Mariolino wanted to shoot him. - Oh! 482 00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:51,751 - Shoot whom? - Giacomo, Filotti's old cowman. 483 00:45:51,835 --> 00:45:54,587 The red cow who's calving is going to die! 484 00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:59,217 And so are the others with udders like that and nothing in their bellies! 485 00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:02,554 - Jesus, there has to be a limit! - What scoundrels! 486 00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:05,348 - May God punish them! - Send them all to hell! 487 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:09,894 Quiet, you old madwomen! The selfish, stubborn owners are responsible too. 488 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:13,565 May God send Filotti and his peers to hell with no pity! 489 00:46:16,526 --> 00:46:19,654 Pardon me, Jesus, I believe I'm angry. 490 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:23,450 You won't send anyone to hell. 491 00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:27,495 But letting them die like this is stupid! 492 00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:32,000 - Ah! - Jesus! 493 00:46:32,542 --> 00:46:34,419 - Let's go! - Let's go away! 494 00:47:02,989 --> 00:47:06,659 Lord, don't let anyone jump on me on the other side. 495 00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:33,603 Who's there? 496 00:47:36,272 --> 00:47:37,982 Answer or I'll shoot. 497 00:47:40,026 --> 00:47:42,237 Careful, or I'll shoot back. 498 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:45,865 You're involved in this too, it seemed strange. 499 00:47:46,032 --> 00:47:47,450 Hear that music? 500 00:47:48,118 --> 00:47:50,370 If those cows die, you'll have more jobless. 501 00:47:50,453 --> 00:47:54,040 That's the curse of farm towns. In the city... 502 00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:57,335 ...they only have to close the shops. Machines don't need milking. 503 00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:01,256 - And you can't put a dead cow back on its legs. - Stay here. 504 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:04,801 Stop or I'll turn you into a sieve. 505 00:48:04,884 --> 00:48:08,388 Peppone's stubborn as a mule, but he won't shoot... 506 00:48:08,471 --> 00:48:10,515 ...a priest obeying God's word in his back. 507 00:48:17,814 --> 00:48:18,732 Who's there? 508 00:48:19,315 --> 00:48:24,320 Stop that, it's me, Peppone. Go take a walk, it'll wake you up. 509 00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:35,290 You want to turn this beautiful stall into a cemetery? 510 00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:37,292 Hurry up, go in there! 511 00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:45,508 I'll take care of the red cow. You get the hay to them. 512 00:48:46,509 --> 00:48:49,763 - We'll milk them later... - Shut up! - I won't shut up! 513 00:49:57,831 --> 00:50:01,084 [They worked like mules. And when it was done...] 514 00:50:20,603 --> 00:50:22,897 [... it was necessary to wait for night.] 515 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,279 Jack, cavalier and king! 516 00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:35,243 - I'm so hungry I could eat a bishop! - They're hard to digest. 517 00:50:38,872 --> 00:50:39,789 To your health! 518 00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:52,052 - They're not bellowing. - They must be dying. 519 00:50:58,975 --> 00:51:00,894 They'll all die. 520 00:51:02,395 --> 00:51:08,109 - Hey! Go to town and buy 50 liters of disinfectant. - OK. 521 00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:12,364 Others will die before I do. 522 00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:14,949 [When God willed, the strike ended...] 523 00:51:15,075 --> 00:51:17,911 [... and life returned to the fields.] 524 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:22,123 [The city strikers arrived when it was all over.] 525 00:51:25,001 --> 00:51:26,419 What about the strike? 526 00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:30,840 - It's over. - Over? What did we come here for? 527 00:51:31,591 --> 00:51:37,639 #... march ahead, folks, to revolt. Red flag, red flag... # 528 00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:44,396 [It was hot, so there was only one thing for them to do:] 529 00:51:45,021 --> 00:51:46,231 [... have a good drink.] 530 00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:55,323 Look, there's a priest racing! 531 00:52:01,454 --> 00:52:02,914 Hey, Bartali! 532 00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:05,959 Hey, you speed merchant! 533 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,795 Careful of your skirt! 534 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:50,879 We agree that the city boys didn't behave well... 535 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:54,591 ...but he pulverized 15 of them. - 15! 536 00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:57,969 Excellency, you must admit the town cannot have this. 537 00:52:58,845 --> 00:53:03,933 - A priest shouldn't behave like a steamroller. - I understand. 538 00:53:04,934 --> 00:53:07,312 I see he is a danger to the town. 539 00:53:07,604 --> 00:53:12,484 A change of parish priests is inevitable. Excuse me. 540 00:53:19,866 --> 00:53:22,410 - We'll send you Don Pietro. - Don Pietro? 541 00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:26,331 That young man you saw. He won't bother you. 542 00:53:26,873 --> 00:53:29,542 - That half pint? - Mr. Mayor! 543 00:53:29,793 --> 00:53:34,255 Pardon, but if I punch that little priest, I'll send him flying meters. 544 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:38,301 If I punch Don Camillo, he doesn't move a centimeter. 545 00:53:38,718 --> 00:53:40,929 Why do you have to punch him? 546 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,682 That little priest is church material. 547 00:53:43,890 --> 00:53:49,270 Once you get him robed, he must look like a coat rack wearing a cape. 548 00:53:50,063 --> 00:53:54,317 Do you measure a priest's worth in size and weight? 549 00:53:55,151 --> 00:53:57,529 No, we're not savages... 550 00:53:57,654 --> 00:54:00,240 ...but the eye needs its share too. 551 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:04,327 - What we mean is... - Shut up. What we mean is... 552 00:54:04,828 --> 00:54:10,125 ...we don't want Don Camillo taken away, but to make him stay in his place... 553 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:14,462 ...make him stop doing politics and to mind his own business. 554 00:54:14,671 --> 00:54:16,423 A brain washing, so to speak. 555 00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:22,095 - Alright, I think you deserve that. - Thank you, Excellency. 556 00:54:23,013 --> 00:54:27,851 Church pews weren't enough? Now you throw tables too. 557 00:54:28,435 --> 00:54:32,397 - In a moment of weakness, I... - I know... 558 00:54:32,522 --> 00:54:35,525 ...but a man of God preaches love and kindness... 559 00:54:35,692 --> 00:54:41,614 ...and does not throw tables on his neighbor's heads. For shame! 560 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:47,954 Don't try to tell me you were alone! You prepared an ambush, right? 561 00:54:48,621 --> 00:54:51,708 One man can't beat fifteen others. 562 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:57,380 Excellency, I was alone, I swear it. The table dropped on them and... 563 00:54:58,131 --> 00:55:02,093 - It was like that one. - Like that one? 564 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:11,770 - Go on, lift it! - What? - Lift it! 565 00:55:12,395 --> 00:55:17,692 It's time to show what you can do. If you're telling the truth, prove it! 566 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:20,153 Come on! 567 00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:30,413 Throw it! 568 00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:33,583 - What do you mean? - Throw it! 569 00:55:44,844 --> 00:55:50,850 My poor Don Camillo, you will never be a bishop. 570 00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:54,354 Excellency, are you hurt? 571 00:55:54,437 --> 00:55:57,941 No, nothing happened. It was me. 572 00:55:58,525 --> 00:56:02,696 Don Camillo made me angry and I lost my temper. 573 00:56:03,446 --> 00:56:06,408 [Don Camillo got a pardon and a promise...] 574 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:09,786 [... that the Bishop would come and inaugurate his park.] 575 00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:13,915 [The Citizen's Center slowly rose.] 576 00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:20,922 - Is the arch-priest looking for something? - I was passing by... 577 00:56:21,631 --> 00:56:25,301 This Center isn't going up so fast, Mr. Mayor! 578 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,762 It's a Center, not a dirigible! 579 00:56:28,555 --> 00:56:33,476 - I'll inaugurate it in three weeks. - Inaugurate what? - The city park. 580 00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:36,021 You haven't even started... 581 00:56:36,146 --> 00:56:37,856 ...work on that swamp. 582 00:56:37,981 --> 00:56:41,651 - You're spying on me! - No, I'm just observing. 583 00:56:41,901 --> 00:56:45,864 Then you know the ball field is ready to inaugurate. 584 00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:50,577 - What is this, monthly payments? - Aren't you inaugurating this hut? 585 00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:55,999 Don't get angry, I am not having inauguration ceremonies. 586 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:59,627 I came to propose a soccer match... 587 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:02,422 ...between your "Dynamos" and my "Braves". 588 00:57:02,672 --> 00:57:05,633 Do you want to open your field with a defeat? 589 00:57:06,092 --> 00:57:07,594 Do you agree? 590 00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:11,514 I agree. You'd better train your little girls. 591 00:57:13,767 --> 00:57:16,728 Will you come to the procession, Mr. Mayor? 592 00:57:17,771 --> 00:57:21,441 I've never missed a blessing of the river. 593 00:57:22,108 --> 00:57:26,279 I'll be there with the whole Party section waving a flag. 594 00:57:26,946 --> 00:57:31,326 - Not your flag! - Why, does red hurt your eyes? 595 00:57:31,701 --> 00:57:36,206 This is a religious, not a political procession. 596 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:40,710 - Come without the flag or don't come. - You're not II Duce. 597 00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:43,213 Look at what I do to dictators. 598 00:57:45,715 --> 00:57:49,177 Careful, you'll demolish your Center that way. 599 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:52,806 [Because he could not come with his flag...] 600 00:57:52,889 --> 00:57:55,725 [... Peppone decided to boycott the procession.] 601 00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:59,270 [The town was warned that whoever valued his skin...] 602 00:57:59,479 --> 00:58:01,481 [... should not go.] 603 00:58:01,564 --> 00:58:03,608 They're capable of throwing a bomb! 604 00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:06,111 The procession should be cancelled. 605 00:58:06,236 --> 00:58:08,488 Do as you wish, I don't care. 606 00:58:10,323 --> 00:58:11,449 What's going on? 607 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:16,621 I think we'd better go home. 608 00:58:16,746 --> 00:58:19,958 - Goodbye, Father. - Goodbye, Father. 609 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:21,501 Goodbye, Don Camillo. 610 00:58:29,592 --> 00:58:30,593 Go home... 611 00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:33,763 ...this is none of your business. 612 00:58:39,936 --> 00:58:42,022 Well, are we going, Don Camillo? 613 00:58:42,355 --> 00:58:47,193 The river must be beautiful in this sunshine. I'd really like to see it. 614 00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:48,695 Let's go, Lord. 615 00:58:53,033 --> 00:58:55,869 They could have made this cross a bit lighter. 616 00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:59,122 Tell me, I had to haul it up a hill... 617 00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:01,124 ...and I don't have your back. 618 00:59:19,559 --> 00:59:21,019 Get lost! 619 00:59:26,232 --> 00:59:30,153 - Get lost! - Leave him alone, this way Peppone can't say... 620 00:59:30,403 --> 00:59:33,239 ...that not even a dog came to the procession. 621 01:00:31,548 --> 01:00:34,300 Jesus, hold on tight, we're going to fight. 622 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,653 I'm not moving aside for you, but for Him. 623 01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:57,115 Then take off your hat. 624 01:01:39,282 --> 01:01:42,202 Jesus, if the few honest homes in this filthy town... 625 01:01:42,452 --> 01:01:46,581 ...could float like Noah's Ark, I'd say, "Make the river..." 626 01:01:46,706 --> 01:01:49,709 "...overflow its banks and drown this town". 627 01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:53,380 "But, as the honest people live in the same homes as the criminals..." 628 01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:56,341 "...you can't punish everyone because of Peppone..." 629 01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,802 "...and his godless and lawless gang". 630 01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:02,847 So I pray you save them from flood and bring prosperity. Amen. 631 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,265 Amen! 632 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:25,370 [Lt was necessary for Jesus to guard the river's calm.] 633 01:02:25,578 --> 01:02:29,416 [When angered, it caused grave damages.] 634 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:33,878 [A hat was found here once in a hollow.] 635 01:02:34,754 --> 01:02:38,383 [The river had drowned it along with the sacristan.] 636 01:02:39,342 --> 01:02:42,262 [The sacristan was Miss Cristina's grandfather...] 637 01:02:42,595 --> 01:02:44,556 [... and so, on every anniversary...] 638 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:05,827 You'll leave the family when you teach. 639 01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:07,579 You may even leave this town. 640 01:03:07,954 --> 01:03:10,749 I'll work where you are and we'll marry. 641 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:14,586 When I'm a teacher... Why not when I have white hair? 642 01:03:15,545 --> 01:03:17,464 Aren't 2 years too long? 643 01:03:18,548 --> 01:03:23,803 Two years, a hundred years... You can wait, right? Is that how you love me? 644 01:03:24,554 --> 01:03:26,598 I don't want you to cry. 645 01:03:27,057 --> 01:03:30,435 And all this time, we've had to see each other secretly. 646 01:03:31,227 --> 01:03:35,065 If we're caught, your nasty father will break your head. 647 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:38,610 And your dirty grandfather will close you in a convent! 648 01:03:38,735 --> 01:03:40,653 If he did, I'd burn the convent! 649 01:03:40,737 --> 01:03:43,698 That's the best way to accommodate things. 650 01:03:43,823 --> 01:03:44,949 Miss Cristina! 651 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:52,540 - We're so unhappy. - You're mostly stupid! 652 01:03:52,665 --> 01:03:56,419 Did you have to choose a convent burner? 653 01:03:56,503 --> 01:04:00,298 And couldn't you choose one of the crazies in your gang? 654 01:04:01,091 --> 01:04:05,428 We didn't choose, we found each other. 655 01:04:05,929 --> 01:04:08,473 You're not only stupid, you're unlucky. 656 01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:12,644 Help us, Miss Cristina. 657 01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:20,735 - Did you hear the bell? - What bell? 658 01:04:21,444 --> 01:04:24,572 The one in the submerged church. 659 01:04:25,532 --> 01:04:27,826 It brings bad luck. 660 01:04:28,034 --> 01:04:30,203 Does a future teacher believe such nonsense? 661 01:04:30,537 --> 01:04:34,499 - I didn't think you were backwards. - I'm not backwards! 662 01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:38,545 Tell him, Miss Cristina, tell this fool it's true. 663 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:44,467 It rang when Tolli drowned in '86. 664 01:04:45,468 --> 01:04:50,515 It rang when the girl jumped from the bridge in '94. 665 01:04:51,057 --> 01:04:54,519 - The last time was in 1912... - Listen! 666 01:04:59,899 --> 01:05:02,861 It's thunder! Can't you see the clouds? 667 01:05:03,486 --> 01:05:03,987 Do you think so? 668 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:08,992 This silly boy is right this time. 669 01:05:09,659 --> 01:05:11,494 Are those filthy pants... 670 01:05:11,578 --> 01:05:15,957 ...the new political way of showing legs? - I'm playing soccer! 671 01:05:16,416 --> 01:05:20,545 The game! Who knows what will be now? See you later, Gina. 672 01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:23,256 Goodbye, Miss Cristina. 673 01:05:27,093 --> 01:05:28,678 He's not a bad boy. 674 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,391 I'll speak to his father and your grandfather. 675 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:37,395 If they insist, I'll give them a good caning. These old idiots deserve it! 676 01:05:44,277 --> 01:05:47,697 We want the game! We want the game! 677 01:06:10,387 --> 01:06:12,555 - Where were you? - I... - Shut up! 678 01:06:12,722 --> 01:06:14,683 We'll talk after the game. 679 01:06:16,893 --> 01:06:17,894 Attention! 680 01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,608 I only want to say one thing. 681 01:06:24,901 --> 01:06:27,445 You're playing against the reactionary team. 682 01:06:28,238 --> 01:06:33,368 You have to win or I'll break your heads! 683 01:06:34,744 --> 01:06:35,537 Attention! 684 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:39,708 My dear boys, listen well. I make no threats... 685 01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,961 ...but if there is one among you, some brigand who doesn't fight... 686 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:47,340 ...to the last drop of blood I'll pulverize your behinds. 687 01:07:09,863 --> 01:07:12,574 I am strictly neutral politically. 688 01:07:12,782 --> 01:07:15,702 I have never been political in my life. 689 01:07:16,202 --> 01:07:19,497 You may all count on my impartiality. 690 01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:25,503 I beg you to remember that only sport is done here. 691 01:07:26,212 --> 01:07:27,839 We are not in Town Hall. 692 01:07:54,824 --> 01:07:56,868 If there's no corruption, we'll win. 693 01:07:58,244 --> 01:08:00,747 - Where were you? - At Aunt Marisa's. 694 01:08:06,252 --> 01:08:07,587 No! Dammit! 695 01:08:32,028 --> 01:08:32,862 Goal! 696 01:08:36,282 --> 01:08:38,576 That can't be a goal! 697 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:43,123 That's the result of your propaganda! 698 01:08:44,624 --> 01:08:47,711 [At the end of the first half there were no dead...] 699 01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:50,005 [... on the field or in the stands.] 700 01:08:50,296 --> 01:08:53,299 [Don Camillo's team had scored two goals...] 701 01:08:53,717 --> 01:08:55,802 [... and hoped to win two to one.] 702 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,931 If you don't score in the first five minutes... 703 01:09:00,056 --> 01:09:03,226 ...Ill rip out your gut and wrap it around your neck! 704 01:09:34,674 --> 01:09:35,300 Goal! 705 01:09:43,516 --> 01:09:46,603 I knew it would end like this! Don't be upset! 706 01:09:53,693 --> 01:09:57,739 [A few minutes from the end, the teams were even.] 707 01:10:01,785 --> 01:10:02,327 Hey! 708 01:10:26,142 --> 01:10:27,143 Referee! 709 01:10:36,152 --> 01:10:38,613 That's not a penalty! 710 01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:42,826 Traitor! Shouldn't I be angry? 711 01:10:46,746 --> 01:10:48,748 Goal! 712 01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:57,257 Shame on you! 713 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:15,066 - Jesus, why didn't you help? - Why should I help you? 714 01:11:15,316 --> 01:11:18,737 Your men have 22 legs, their men have 22 legs. 715 01:11:18,987 --> 01:11:21,281 I take care of souls, not legs. 716 01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:24,409 Did you look at that lousy referee's soul? 717 01:11:24,534 --> 01:11:27,328 He gave them a foul that we should have gotten. 718 01:11:30,874 --> 01:11:33,585 They want to kill me! Save me! 719 01:11:37,797 --> 01:11:41,176 Go back or I'll break your heads! This is a sacred place. 720 01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:46,556 Shame on you! Go back to your caves and may God forgive you. 721 01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:50,101 Make the sign of the Cross. Hurry up! 722 01:11:55,523 --> 01:11:59,402 The sign of the Cross stands between you and this man. 723 01:11:59,652 --> 01:12:04,115 It's sacrilege to violate that sacred barrier. Leave here! 724 01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:07,660 Vade retro! 725 01:12:20,590 --> 01:12:23,677 Now to us. May God punish you if you lie. 726 01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:29,974 - What did Peppone pay you so he'd win? - 2,500 lire. - Mh! 727 01:12:31,768 --> 01:12:32,519 Get out! 728 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,772 Criminal! Snake in the grass! Traitor! 729 01:12:38,274 --> 01:12:40,110 Don't I have reason to be angry? 730 01:12:40,527 --> 01:12:43,029 Didn't I tell you he could be bought? 731 01:12:43,113 --> 01:12:46,825 Who offered that man 2,000 lire for the same service? 732 01:12:46,950 --> 01:12:48,410 Who can hide anything from you? 733 01:12:48,535 --> 01:12:51,079 You bribed him and you deserved to lose. 734 01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:53,540 I accept that as penance... 735 01:12:53,790 --> 01:12:57,752 ...but seeing a team like that lose, a team of real champions... 736 01:12:57,877 --> 01:13:01,673 ...it breaks your heart, it cries for revenge! - Camillo! 737 01:13:01,756 --> 01:13:05,093 You can't understand me, sport is special. 738 01:13:05,218 --> 01:13:09,597 - You either understand what I mean or you don't. - I understand you... 739 01:13:09,889 --> 01:13:13,977 ...all too well. When is the rematch? - Rematch? 740 01:13:14,561 --> 01:13:18,690 It will be 5-0! They won't even see the ball! 741 01:13:19,649 --> 01:13:20,817 Goal! 742 01:13:21,234 --> 01:13:24,654 [A few days later, old Filotti called for Don Camillo...] 743 01:13:24,821 --> 01:13:27,115 [... to speak to him of an urgent matter.] 744 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:30,160 I need your spiritual assistance. 745 01:13:30,577 --> 01:13:32,996 Why? What did she do? 746 01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:36,249 - I did nothing wrong. - Be quiet! 747 01:13:36,332 --> 01:13:38,793 Answer only when you're asked! 748 01:13:40,003 --> 01:13:41,504 How long has it been? 749 01:13:41,838 --> 01:13:46,760 Since he made a hole in the wall. It was right at face level. 750 01:13:47,677 --> 01:13:50,305 We must have been 4 or 5 years old. 751 01:13:50,638 --> 01:13:53,600 A hole in the wall. I'll put a hole in that creep! 752 01:13:53,683 --> 01:13:57,645 Let's not exaggerate. Who is the creep? 753 01:13:57,729 --> 01:14:00,273 - Mariolino dell'Abbruciata! - That anti-Christ? 754 01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:03,693 The one who scored 2 goals and wrecked half my team? 755 01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:06,696 If your poor dead father knew you were with a Red... 756 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:09,741 ...he'd die! - Red or not, we're marrying! 757 01:14:10,992 --> 01:14:14,829 That's no way, she's too old now to be slapped. 758 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,917 Think now, this Mariolino isn't the creep you believe. 759 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,087 He's the flag bearer for those mad dogs! 760 01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:25,006 You're the mad dogs, and whose fault is that! 761 01:14:25,090 --> 01:14:28,176 Poverty drives them. Old greedy men like you! 762 01:14:32,013 --> 01:14:35,183 Miss Cristina said you're a Bolshevik priest! 763 01:14:35,266 --> 01:14:37,018 I won't listen to you. Go away. 764 01:14:37,102 --> 01:14:41,606 You go to your room! You'll leave it when you return to school. 765 01:14:43,525 --> 01:14:46,820 [For weeks Mariolino heard nothing of Gina.] 766 01:14:46,903 --> 01:14:49,739 [One day he decided to ask for Cristina's help...] 767 01:14:49,823 --> 01:14:53,159 [... but Cristina had fallen in her doorway...] 768 01:14:53,326 --> 01:14:55,537 [... under the weight of her 85 years.] 769 01:14:56,037 --> 01:15:00,291 - Is she feeling better now? - No, she called for the priest. 770 01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:04,004 - She wants to see the Mayor too. - The Mayor?! Peppone?! 771 01:15:04,337 --> 01:15:07,298 What can she want from Peppone? 772 01:15:09,426 --> 01:15:14,264 Would you like me to confess a lot of filth? No, dear priest... 773 01:15:14,681 --> 01:15:20,645 ...there is none. I called because I want to die with a clean soul. 774 01:15:20,979 --> 01:15:26,609 So I'll tell you. In 1942 your dog, the one with the chopped tail... 775 01:15:26,818 --> 01:15:30,488 ...came into my garden and broke a pot of geraniums. 776 01:15:30,697 --> 01:15:32,073 I forgive you. 777 01:15:32,323 --> 01:15:36,161 - I forgive you for calling me a Bolshevik. - That's unnecessary. 778 01:15:36,327 --> 01:15:40,206 I called you a Bolshevik like I called Peppone an ass. 779 01:15:41,374 --> 01:15:44,961 Now dear Cristina, to clean what you call your soul... 780 01:15:45,128 --> 01:15:47,589 ...you must confess if you want to go to heaven. 781 01:15:47,756 --> 01:15:50,133 I'm sure I'm going to heaven. 782 01:15:50,216 --> 01:15:53,553 That's the sin of arrogance, no mortal is sure of heaven. 783 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:55,680 No one, except for Miss Cristina. 784 01:15:55,889 --> 01:16:00,101 Because Jesus came and told her she'd go to heaven. 785 01:16:00,393 --> 01:16:03,271 So Miss Cristina is sure she's going there... 786 01:16:03,605 --> 01:16:07,025 ...unless you know more than Jesus does. - I... 787 01:16:08,568 --> 01:16:09,736 Ah, there you are! 788 01:16:09,819 --> 01:16:13,823 I forgive you for the frogs you brought to school. 789 01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:19,871 I know you're not as bad as you seem. I'll ask God to forgive your murders. 790 01:16:20,622 --> 01:16:23,333 Miss Cristina, I've never murdered anyone. 791 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:27,587 Don't lie. Your people sent away the King and his children... 792 01:16:27,879 --> 01:16:30,757 ...to a deserted island to die of hunger. 793 01:16:31,091 --> 01:16:34,094 Don Camillo, tell her that's not true. 794 01:16:34,552 --> 01:16:40,016 There were no desert islands, no dying of hunger. They were lies. 795 01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:43,603 It wasn't only us, the elections sent him away too. 796 01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:46,648 He had more votes against him than in favor. 797 01:16:46,815 --> 01:16:50,402 That's how democracy works. 798 01:16:51,403 --> 01:16:55,448 What democracy? Kings are never sent away... 799 01:16:59,077 --> 01:17:02,956 You are the Mayor. Listen to my testimony. 800 01:17:04,082 --> 01:17:10,296 Neither the house nor the furnishings are mine. Give my clothing... 801 01:17:11,089 --> 01:17:15,093 ...to the poor. You may keep my books if you have need of them. 802 01:17:15,885 --> 01:17:20,724 You must do the exercises and study your verbs well. 803 01:17:21,891 --> 01:17:22,934 Yes, ma'am. 804 01:17:25,562 --> 01:17:29,858 I want a funeral without music. Death is a serious matter. 805 01:17:30,150 --> 01:17:38,366 I want a funeral as in civilized times, with a flag on my casket. 806 01:17:38,825 --> 01:17:45,707 - Yes, ma'am. - My flag. The one there, hanging on the wall. 807 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:52,589 - My flag with the King's insignia. - Yes, ma'am. 808 01:17:54,257 --> 01:17:58,470 God bless you my son, even if you're a Bolshevik. 809 01:18:01,014 --> 01:18:04,976 I think I have another thing to do. 810 01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:09,230 That young couple... 811 01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:22,243 I have no more time... God will take care of it. 812 01:18:29,167 --> 01:18:31,961 You have now heard her last wishes. 813 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:36,716 As we are in a democratic republic... 814 01:18:37,300 --> 01:18:40,470 ...I will ask the major parties their opinion. 815 01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:45,141 The reactionaries can keep quiet... 816 01:18:45,934 --> 01:18:49,145 ...because we know you'd enjoy a funeral enormously. 817 01:18:49,437 --> 01:18:52,607 You'd like the Royal March to be played too. 818 01:18:53,817 --> 01:18:56,277 In honor of one person, we cannot... 819 01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:58,446 ...disrespect the memory of 100,000 men... 820 01:18:58,530 --> 01:19:01,449 ...who died to establish the Republic. 821 01:19:01,533 --> 01:19:05,161 I oppose the royal flag's display at the funeral. 822 01:19:05,662 --> 01:19:11,960 The time of sentimentalism is over. 823 01:19:12,502 --> 01:19:15,296 If she wanted the royal flag she should have died sooner. 824 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:19,467 We don't agree with the lightness... 825 01:19:19,551 --> 01:19:23,930 ...in which the memory of a venerated person is taken. 826 01:19:24,639 --> 01:19:27,642 On the other hand, if we respect her wishes... 827 01:19:28,268 --> 01:19:33,606 ...we risk provoking incidents which could offend her memory. 828 01:19:34,107 --> 01:19:38,069 Therefore, we are also contrary to the use of the incriminating flag. 829 01:19:39,154 --> 01:19:40,905 What do you say, Father? 830 01:19:41,239 --> 01:19:45,201 Before speaking, I will hear the Mayor's opinion. 831 01:19:46,494 --> 01:19:50,790 As Mayor, I must approve your decision... 832 01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:56,421 ...but in this town it is not the Mayor who commands, but the Communists. 833 01:19:57,505 --> 01:20:01,551 As Party Leader, I say your opinion stinks. 834 01:20:02,052 --> 01:20:05,430 Miss Cristina will go to the cemetery with her flag. 835 01:20:06,181 --> 01:20:10,226 I respect her more dead than all of you alive. 836 01:20:11,061 --> 01:20:14,647 If anyone objects, I'll throw him out of the window. 837 01:20:15,398 --> 01:20:19,611 - Does our priest have anything to say? - I concede to violence. 838 01:20:53,978 --> 01:20:55,897 [Things happen in that town...] 839 01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:58,983 [... where the sun hammers down on people's heads.] 840 01:20:59,651 --> 01:21:01,986 [Fists may be used to reason...] 841 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,781 [... but the dead are still respected.] 842 01:21:34,185 --> 01:21:34,853 Come in! 843 01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:39,149 Gina! 844 01:21:40,942 --> 01:21:44,320 - What is it at this hour? - We want to be married. 845 01:21:44,446 --> 01:21:46,906 - Weddings require two people. - There are two of us. 846 01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:49,034 Why are you here, Mr. Cominform emissary? 847 01:21:49,117 --> 01:21:52,328 I told you he'd get political. Let's go. 848 01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:53,163 No, let's stay. 849 01:21:58,877 --> 01:22:02,088 - What happened to you? - His family jumped on him... 850 01:22:02,172 --> 01:22:05,717 ...when they saw him signaling me. Damned Bolsheviks! 851 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,470 Your people are so nice. They beat you too! 852 01:22:08,553 --> 01:22:10,472 You're a bunch of hypocrites! 853 01:22:10,555 --> 01:22:14,517 Godless! I'll marry you to scratch your eyes out! 854 01:22:14,684 --> 01:22:19,147 - I'll marry you so I can smack you! - Stop that, or I'll beat both of you! 855 01:22:19,814 --> 01:22:23,234 The priest, my grandfather, him... 856 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:26,488 ...everybody beats me! What did I do? 857 01:22:26,905 --> 01:22:29,324 Calm down and tell me what you want. 858 01:22:29,407 --> 01:22:32,494 - We want to be married, now! - You can't. 859 01:22:32,577 --> 01:22:36,373 You're a minor, there's a law, you need parental consent. 860 01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:41,461 Right, our parents will murder us instead! 861 01:22:41,544 --> 01:22:46,299 - Let me think, I'll come up with something tomorrow. - Marry us tonight! 862 01:22:46,758 --> 01:22:50,929 - In a few days, it won't kill you. - We'll see. 863 01:22:54,724 --> 01:22:57,602 Why do you have to marry this late at night? 864 01:22:57,686 --> 01:22:59,145 I've never seen a couple in such a hurry. 865 01:22:59,229 --> 01:23:01,272 We can't leave town without marrying. 866 01:23:01,356 --> 01:23:03,441 When we're legal, we're taking a train! 867 01:23:03,525 --> 01:23:06,236 - I can't. - You're the Mayor, right? 868 01:23:06,319 --> 01:23:08,988 You're a minor. You need parental consent. 869 01:23:09,072 --> 01:23:12,033 They'd rather kill us! 870 01:23:12,617 --> 01:23:14,577 We have to study the law. 871 01:23:15,412 --> 01:23:20,250 There may be a loophole, I'll go to Town Hall tomorrow and see. 872 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:27,549 Meanwhile, you can sleep in my truck for tonight and you with my mother. 873 01:23:28,216 --> 01:23:30,593 I'm not sleeping anywhere if I'm not married. 874 01:23:30,677 --> 01:23:33,221 If we can't marry, we'll marry anyway... 875 01:23:33,304 --> 01:23:36,558 ...and you'll hear bells. Come with me, Mariolino. 876 01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,773 - They're crazy! - You're the crazy one. 877 01:23:43,940 --> 01:23:47,193 You men are all alike. Didn't you understand? 878 01:23:47,944 --> 01:23:51,322 They're doing something stupid. 879 01:23:51,489 --> 01:23:54,534 Maybe they have already. It's not so serious. 880 01:23:55,243 --> 01:23:58,496 They are capable of throwing themselves in the river. 881 01:23:58,788 --> 01:24:02,459 Didn't you hear her say that we'd hear bells? 882 01:24:02,542 --> 01:24:03,626 What bells? 883 01:24:06,296 --> 01:24:09,049 The bell in the river... You think that... 884 01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:15,180 Those idiots! If I catch them I'll make them forget about... 885 01:24:31,863 --> 01:24:35,450 - They'll hear the bells ring. - And may they all be cursed! 886 01:24:35,658 --> 01:24:38,953 Don't curse anyone when you're about to die. 887 01:24:47,003 --> 01:24:51,216 She's going to kill herself. I knew when I saw the letter. 888 01:24:51,675 --> 01:24:56,638 It said: "If we cannot be married..." My poor Gina! 889 01:24:56,971 --> 01:25:01,518 You have to find them! Do something! Move! 890 01:25:01,601 --> 01:25:04,938 Gina and Mariolino went to the swamp, ring the bells. 891 01:25:05,021 --> 01:25:06,356 We need lanterns. 892 01:25:06,439 --> 01:25:08,858 I'll take the woods, you the river edge! 893 01:25:08,942 --> 01:25:14,030 If something happened to them, God won't forgive any of you! 894 01:25:14,114 --> 01:25:16,157 - You could have married them! - What about you? 895 01:25:16,241 --> 01:25:17,992 All you needed was an "Oremus". 896 01:25:32,340 --> 01:25:34,592 Stop! Leave off! 897 01:25:36,886 --> 01:25:38,346 Behave yourselves! 898 01:25:39,139 --> 01:25:41,975 Calm down, for goodness' sake. 899 01:25:44,394 --> 01:25:45,478 Leave me alone! 900 01:25:51,234 --> 01:25:52,444 Listen to me! 901 01:25:53,653 --> 01:25:56,531 The banns will be made and they'll be married. 902 01:25:56,698 --> 01:25:59,659 Refuse authorization and I'll break your heads! 903 01:25:59,909 --> 01:26:03,580 - You're not in command here! - Stop! 904 01:26:03,955 --> 01:26:08,335 - Settle your arguments here and now. Do you want to fight? - Yes! 905 01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:11,171 Then fight once and for all! 906 01:26:11,421 --> 01:26:15,550 - Get the wedding clothes. The Bishop will marry them. - The Bishop? 907 01:26:15,759 --> 01:26:18,553 Yes! What do you think, Bolshevik? Go! 908 01:26:20,055 --> 01:26:22,057 Now let's get some sleep. 909 01:26:36,863 --> 01:26:40,950 - Mr. Mayor, what a coincidence! - I'm here because I have something to say. 910 01:26:41,493 --> 01:26:45,538 - Look, he's hiding. - Who? - Your friend, Smilzo. 911 01:26:46,956 --> 01:26:50,126 What's he doing with the pen? If he draws crows... 912 01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:54,130 ...Ill hunt him down. - People who write on walls aren't my friends. 913 01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:58,968 - Now I know that, Mr. Mayor. - You see enemies everywhere. I want... 914 01:26:59,135 --> 01:27:03,139 Come in, I'm painting too. You can give me a hand. 915 01:27:07,852 --> 01:27:09,688 Are you getting ready for Christmas? 916 01:27:09,938 --> 01:27:12,982 Christmas always arrives sooner than expected. 917 01:27:13,858 --> 01:27:17,195 I just came to tell you that you have some nerve. 918 01:27:17,445 --> 01:27:21,533 - Get that brush up there. - Do you take me for a sacristan? 919 01:27:23,368 --> 01:27:25,537 Inaugurating the park on the kid's wedding day... 920 01:27:25,620 --> 01:27:28,415 ...is one of your criminal blows. 921 01:27:28,498 --> 01:27:31,001 This way the Bishop can bless the kids... 922 01:27:31,084 --> 01:27:33,712 ...and solemnize the family reconciliation. 923 01:27:33,795 --> 01:27:37,007 That will make it appear that you did everything... 924 01:27:37,090 --> 01:27:40,802 ...and turned water into wine. All to your benefit! 925 01:27:40,885 --> 01:27:42,971 So inaugurate the Center too. 926 01:27:43,054 --> 01:27:48,226 You know it needs another week to be done. A gentleman wouldn't do this. 927 01:27:48,518 --> 01:27:51,980 The Virgin doesn't have a moustache! 928 01:27:53,398 --> 01:27:54,607 Look how beautiful. 929 01:27:56,484 --> 01:28:00,530 This is Peppone's baby, Peppone's wife... 930 01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:04,451 ...and this is Peppone. 931 01:28:11,499 --> 01:28:13,418 And this is Don Camillo. 932 01:28:15,378 --> 01:28:19,049 So, will you delay the inauguration for a few days? 933 01:28:20,175 --> 01:28:23,303 Then it will all be ready and we'll do it together. 934 01:28:24,262 --> 01:28:27,515 Alright. Animals always understand one another. 935 01:28:29,726 --> 01:28:32,103 [The great day finally arrived.] 936 01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:43,114 I don't understand, the Bishop is always on time. 937 01:28:43,490 --> 01:28:48,328 Have you seen the Mayor this morning? I want to know what's happening here. 938 01:28:49,746 --> 01:28:55,502 [What happened was this: Peppone was trying to win this last contest.] 939 01:29:08,598 --> 01:29:11,935 No, leave it there so we can put it together fast. 940 01:29:12,018 --> 01:29:15,647 He'll have to use the bridge, he'll be half an hour late. 941 01:29:15,730 --> 01:29:17,399 But we'll get to the Citizen's Center... 942 01:29:17,482 --> 01:29:21,403 ...in minutes and we'll inaugurate it before he does. 943 01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:23,446 - Fine! - Right! 944 01:29:24,406 --> 01:29:25,323 Watch out, here he is! 945 01:29:25,865 --> 01:29:29,661 Hurry! Take your places! 946 01:29:29,953 --> 01:29:31,538 Remember... 947 01:29:33,331 --> 01:29:35,125 ...dignified indifference. 948 01:29:41,089 --> 01:29:45,051 - An accident? - We don't know, Excellency. 949 01:29:59,524 --> 01:30:01,484 It's the Mayor! 950 01:30:01,818 --> 01:30:05,780 Excellency! It's only a breakdown. 951 01:30:05,989 --> 01:30:09,409 - I see. Can I help you? - I don't think so, Excellency. 952 01:30:11,369 --> 01:30:13,204 Thank you, gentlemen. 953 01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:18,251 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 954 01:30:19,169 --> 01:30:21,838 At my age, legs betray you. 955 01:30:22,797 --> 01:30:27,302 Good day, my sons. It seems there is nothing to do. 956 01:30:28,928 --> 01:30:32,474 I'll walk there, very slowly... 957 01:30:33,475 --> 01:30:37,562 I won't risk falling, you're very robust. 958 01:30:38,521 --> 01:30:39,564 Good morning! 959 01:30:42,150 --> 01:30:42,942 There he is! 960 01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:46,363 - He's walking! - Walking?! 961 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:48,615 He's with Peppone! 962 01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,577 Pay attention, now! 963 01:30:52,660 --> 01:30:55,372 Excellency, we were waiting for you here. 964 01:30:56,414 --> 01:30:59,876 Don't be upset, I wanted to take a walk. 965 01:31:00,085 --> 01:31:03,254 The Mayor and his friends accompanied me. 966 01:31:03,505 --> 01:31:05,382 They are all very kind! 967 01:31:38,498 --> 01:31:39,374 Hi, Dad. 968 01:31:41,835 --> 01:31:48,800 Accept these humble flowers with love and from our hearts. 969 01:31:52,137 --> 01:31:55,849 How sweet, you're very good. What is your name? 970 01:31:56,474 --> 01:32:00,353 - He's my son Marco. - He's as nice as his father. 971 01:32:00,603 --> 01:32:06,276 - Yes, he is. Will we begin now? - Yes. 972 01:32:06,985 --> 01:32:09,487 I'm sorry, Excellency. I must go. 973 01:32:09,738 --> 01:32:14,534 - Why the hurry? - I'm inaugurating the Citizen's Center in minutes. 974 01:32:14,951 --> 01:32:19,956 - People are waiting for me... - Citizen's Center? 975 01:32:20,165 --> 01:32:23,793 - Don Camillo didn't tell me. - But I... 976 01:32:24,586 --> 01:32:29,382 - It would be an honor if you came, Excellency. Please come. - Of course. 977 01:32:29,799 --> 01:32:33,636 - And the city park, Excellency? - There's time later for that. 978 01:32:33,928 --> 01:32:38,141 - And the wedding? - They have their whole lives ahead of them. 979 01:32:39,559 --> 01:32:42,145 Here, we have two meeting halls. 980 01:32:42,395 --> 01:32:46,858 - Here's the gymnasium, the garden... - It's magnificent... and very useful. 981 01:32:47,275 --> 01:32:50,904 The Mayor should show you his weapons warehouse. 982 01:32:51,112 --> 01:32:54,032 I'm sure it's not as well supplied as yours. 983 01:32:54,282 --> 01:32:58,036 Don Camillo has a mortar buried somewhere. 984 01:32:58,119 --> 01:33:02,457 Didn't I tell you he's a dangerous man? You wanted him... so keep him. 985 01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:05,919 - This is our theatre. - Thank you. - Have a seat. 986 01:33:16,221 --> 01:33:17,430 What a big turn-out! 987 01:33:27,857 --> 01:33:31,027 I'm happy to see so many people here... 988 01:33:31,820 --> 01:33:36,032 ...and I'm glad I visited this beautiful place... 989 01:33:36,408 --> 01:33:39,661 ...with all these useful and pleasant things inside. 990 01:33:39,953 --> 01:33:44,791 You're lucky to have one who cares for you. 991 01:33:45,166 --> 01:33:47,252 I must leave you now. 992 01:33:47,502 --> 01:33:52,173 I must see the beautiful park which completes all this. 993 01:33:52,382 --> 01:33:53,842 Goodbye, my sons. 994 01:34:08,106 --> 01:34:11,568 - Goodbye, Excellency. - Goodbye, Mr. Mayor. 995 01:34:14,863 --> 01:34:18,825 [The town had the joy of forgetting its wounds that day.] 996 01:34:19,034 --> 01:34:21,119 [There were no more Reds opposed to Blacks...] 997 01:34:21,327 --> 01:34:24,289 [... only good people having fun.] 998 01:34:31,546 --> 01:34:33,798 How's it going, Papa Filotti? 999 01:34:35,050 --> 01:34:36,426 Well, it's going! 1000 01:34:40,013 --> 01:34:42,223 - Watch out! - Alright, sorry. 1001 01:34:49,522 --> 01:34:53,568 [While the Bishop napped...] 1002 01:34:53,985 --> 01:34:55,278 [... Don Camillo...] 1003 01:35:05,830 --> 01:35:06,915 Well, you know... 1004 01:35:23,807 --> 01:35:25,183 Bravo! 1005 01:35:47,539 --> 01:35:48,415 Well done! 1006 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:51,918 I wanted to even the score. 1007 01:35:52,168 --> 01:35:56,047 That thing couldn't trick me anymore. 1008 01:37:01,446 --> 01:37:03,073 The hinge is blocked. 1009 01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:07,660 The usual Vatican move... Let's go, Maria. 1010 01:37:22,634 --> 01:37:24,010 [Political passions...] 1011 01:37:24,094 --> 01:37:26,179 [... inflamed later that day...] 1012 01:37:26,262 --> 01:37:28,515 [... and the people began to argue.] 1013 01:37:30,433 --> 01:37:33,853 [Unfortunately, Don Camillo got involved in the debate too.] 1014 01:37:42,278 --> 01:37:47,242 Poor Don Camillo, I think you need a change of air. 1015 01:37:47,701 --> 01:37:50,870 You must go to the countryside for a rest. 1016 01:37:51,079 --> 01:37:53,039 The mountain air will be good for you. 1017 01:38:08,805 --> 01:38:11,182 You'll miss the train, Don Camillo. 1018 01:38:12,767 --> 01:38:13,476 Do you think so? 1019 01:38:13,727 --> 01:38:17,355 It's an express, it won't wait... 1020 01:38:17,439 --> 01:38:19,524 ...more than a few minutes. - Just one minute more. 1021 01:38:19,649 --> 01:38:22,485 Poor Camillo, you know they won't come. 1022 01:38:23,361 --> 01:38:26,823 I hoped someone would have the courage. 1023 01:38:27,115 --> 01:38:30,660 Peppone made his threats in every home today. 1024 01:38:30,910 --> 01:38:35,206 I know. He said if he saw anyone come to say goodbye, he'd break his bones. 1025 01:38:35,665 --> 01:38:37,125 But, I thought... 1026 01:38:38,126 --> 01:38:39,919 ...that maybe someone! 1027 01:38:42,005 --> 01:38:48,720 - Just one of them. - Men are men. Remember Peter, he betrayed me. 1028 01:38:48,928 --> 01:38:51,848 I'm a poor fool. Alright, I'll go. 1029 01:38:59,564 --> 01:39:02,192 I'm sorry I can't take you with me. 1030 01:39:02,942 --> 01:39:05,737 You know I'll be with you anyway. 1031 01:39:35,934 --> 01:39:40,105 They'll be at the station, maybe in the piazza... 1032 01:41:48,733 --> 01:41:50,318 Goodbye, Father, have a good trip. 1033 01:41:50,402 --> 01:41:52,445 Here, Father! All the best! 1034 01:41:52,529 --> 01:41:56,658 - Come back soon, Father. - Goodbye, Father, have a good trip. 1035 01:41:57,409 --> 01:41:58,660 Thank you. 1036 01:42:01,705 --> 01:42:06,292 They're old dell'Abbruciata's pigeons. I caught them in a trap. 1037 01:42:07,002 --> 01:42:08,211 Thank you, my sons. 1038 01:42:08,294 --> 01:42:10,171 Peppone's men said... 1039 01:42:10,255 --> 01:42:13,299 ...if they saw anyone in town say goodbye... 1040 01:42:13,383 --> 01:42:17,554 ...they'd beat us up. So we came here to avoid trouble. - Yes. 1041 01:42:17,637 --> 01:42:20,390 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. Thank you! 1042 01:42:20,473 --> 01:42:24,144 My husband doesn't know, but goodbye! 1043 01:42:24,227 --> 01:42:25,437 Goodbye. 1044 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:28,314 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Bon voyage! 1045 01:42:28,398 --> 01:42:30,400 Thank you for everything. 1046 01:42:31,317 --> 01:42:33,653 Bon voyage, Don Camillo! 1047 01:43:33,713 --> 01:43:37,092 Before leaving our communal territory... 1048 01:43:38,176 --> 01:43:41,054 ...the people wished to offer their regards... 1049 01:43:41,596 --> 01:43:45,684 ...and express the hope that you will repose... 1050 01:43:46,142 --> 01:43:52,148 ...in your new residence. And you will return soon to your spiritual mission. 1051 01:43:55,193 --> 01:43:55,652 Ah! 1052 01:43:59,030 --> 01:44:02,367 I couldn't let us look bad to the reactionaries... 1053 01:44:02,450 --> 01:44:05,787 ...those pillars of your church! But we are not savages. 1054 01:44:06,329 --> 01:44:08,248 You behaved like bandits. 1055 01:44:08,331 --> 01:44:11,209 And you? You fought 12 men and beat them all! 1056 01:44:11,543 --> 01:44:14,129 I'm sorry I didn't break your head too. 1057 01:44:14,504 --> 01:44:16,923 We'll fix that when I get back. 1058 01:44:17,257 --> 01:44:20,844 I'll take care of that weakling priest in your place. 1059 01:44:20,969 --> 01:44:24,472 He won't get very far. Oh, here... 1060 01:44:31,771 --> 01:44:34,441 My son Marco drew it. 1061 01:44:37,944 --> 01:44:41,948 - The boy is talented! - Hm! - Really! 1062 01:44:42,866 --> 01:44:45,618 - Too bad he has a father like you. - Hm. 1063 01:44:46,119 --> 01:44:49,372 Anyway, God keep you. 1064 01:44:51,624 --> 01:44:53,293 May He keep you as well. 1065 01:44:53,626 --> 01:44:58,882 And make you easier to handle. If possible. 1066 01:45:36,378 --> 01:45:39,631 [Here's the town in a corner of Italy...] 1067 01:45:39,714 --> 01:45:42,759 [... on the Po plains. Each struggles in his way...] 1068 01:45:42,967 --> 01:45:47,097 [... to build a better world. And things happen here...] 1069 01:45:47,305 --> 01:45:50,767 [... that don't happen anywhere else in the world.] 1070 01:45:51,810 --> 01:45:57,023 Odwied www.NAPiSY.info 84357