All language subtitles for Divorce American Style (1967)-en

DIVORCE TO THE AMERICAN

Want to get out of there, Phil?
Are you doing something?

- Two minutes.
- It's been two minutes,

What are you reading?

Boy, you talk more
than a recording.

Should this be a threat?

Want to stop with
Will you please?

Stop what?

This thing that is
doing with the nose.

It's disgusting!

Just do not listen.

Richard, please,
I just made up.

Oh, come on ...

- It was about time.
"Thirty minutes?"

Richard, stop. I'm in
bed every day at ten.

You never go to the
bed until one in the morning.

Visits will arrive
in less than an hour.

I'm running to fix everything,
We need your help.

It's probably me, Mildred.
It's cold.

You stay separate
only by complex.

Then play your
frustrations in me.

You make me a scapegoat,
psychologically ...

Why did not you eat?
My roast?

Why do you always say
Who gets nauseous?

I'll tell you why.
Because I'm not perfect.

You should have taken
married to his mother.

The saint.

- Phillip!
- Two minutes!

You said that
ten minutes ago.

What do you
What are you doing?

I'm gracing
the rug!

Phillip!

It's useless I can not get into this
I'm very fat.

You're crazy.

Since I'm going to the party,
I can not wear it here.

Sweetheart, you
He is only 36 years old.

How much you have 60 will be
just fat, just fat.

The day we got married, I
should be drunk.

Mushrooming, sniffing ...
You make me crazy.

This cold is me
catching heavy.

Okay, Richard.
Now you're mocking.

Just because I usually
be treated as an animal.

What do I look like to you?
A dog?

You who said that,
I do not.

You'd better go without me.

Yesterday was very well,
You look really fat today?

I am, look at this.
I hate it, I hate it.

Sweetheart, stop whining.

You're teasing me!
You're teasing me!

Tell me what you mean
that we do not communicate?

I communicate everything
that see my mind.

Oh, you do not.

Do not do more than criticize.

Now you change the conversation,
ending in only criticizing.

Is not true.
You always criticize everything.

Where are you going?

I have to put
in the French bread oven.

The French bread?

What is wrong
with French bread?

Anything.

However,
round breads and nothing else.

You understood?

And if this is to criticize,
I quit.

Richard, you would not dare ...

- Celia, put the bread in the oven.
"They are your guests, not mine."

"Do you want them to hear you?"
- Then?

Do you want to stop screaming?

Because? Just care what they think
the others instead of what I think.

Hi how are you?

Goodbye Barbara,
Take care.

Thanks.

Drive carefully.

What happened to Celia.
Did you break your arm or something?

It was a long day.
We had company.

She gets very tired.

I let her go home.

It is the first night that
works in many months.

Let her go
it's a crime.

So tell her you.

- Maybe I should.
- Great.

- Good evening, Celia!
- Good night, Celia.

The $ 250 per month and
work I have to do

"That will break the ashtrays."
- That they break, I pay.

Big man!

What's the matter with you lately?

Everything I do
that's right.

Nothing I say.

What's the matter with you?

I'd rather not talk about it.

Okay. Who does not want to be
communicate now?

Communicating is not just talking, it's ...

is to feel the other person.

It's making contact.

You would not understand.

And you always up there,
on the pedestal of superiority.

I remember that before us
we understood perfectly.

Now, out of nowhere, everything has changed.

Because? That's what I want to know.
Because?

You would not understand.

You instead respond,
leaves with evasive.

I want to know the reason why
It makes you so unhappy.

Are they the children?
The House?

Figured you live in a house
fifty thousand dollars

That's all you care about.
Money money.

Everything you can buy.

I do not think this is
so unpleasant.

Do not raise your voice, Richard.

I do not need any
house of fifty thousand dollars.

No, I need it.

I just need 12 square meters
to put the washing machine ...

and the dryer and freezer.

And my refrigerator
of two doors.

All matching colors
with the walls.

Richard, the children.

Forget the kids?

I want to know why
you are unhappy.

And if you say again that I
could not understand ...

I rip this roof off.

Go ahead,
yell how much you want.

For fifteen years the children
are already tired of listening.

I'm hoping that
answer me, Barbara.

You're not expecting,
you are demanding.

Exactly, I'm demanding.

Please, Richard,
is giving me the head.

Do not come with this
headache with me.

Not yet replied
My question, Barbara.

Barbara.

So you'll drop this or
Will you hold him all night?

I'll do whatever you want,
but if you continue with this ...

tone of voice, you will see that I release you.

Then let it go, Richard.

So, is this enough?

Stop!

You are not going
break another dish.

Okay, I just ...
I drop that one.

It was my favorite dish.

I suppose you're satisfied.

I'm not until you
Tell me something.

One thing.

We have spent fifteen
years fighting.

Fifteen years without
raise your head.

I without a profession,
or a graduation.

Fifteen years working
taking off my leather.

Praying for ...
do not lose your job.

Fifteen years of effort, Barbara.

And you by my side.
You always by my side.

And now two years ago.
When all is well.

When we finally started
to see a light signal.

When we got some things
which we had always dreamed of.

When, after all,
Anyway, we got ...

You decide you are not happy.

Because?
Just answer.

Very well.
Do you want to know why?

For you.
That's what happened to you.

It all started when you
became director general.

Changed suddenly.
He felt like a character.

Now you want me to love you for the money.
What do you have and for the things you buy?

I'm not a heathen, Richard.

I want to love a man.
Not a gold bar.

A bar of gold?

But what nonsense are you saying?

Who taught you all this?
Dr. Zenwinn.

Boy the day I took you.
in this matrimonial counselor ...

- A psychologist.
- Whatever.

Since I advised you to see him,
should rip out my tongue.

Again Dr. Zenwinn.

Every time we talk,
every time we argue,

We ended up fighting over
cause of Dr. Zenwinn.

See how we do not communicate.
We are two strangers.

Totally strange.

I do not know why we lost
time talking?

- We'd better be quiet.
- I agree.

If that's the way you want it!

Did I say that's how I prefer it?
I said?

- You said you should be quiet.
"Do not repeat to me what I said."

I said ...

It's useless. I'm going to sleep.
Good night.

Yes, I already know Mr. Harmon.

Your wife told me the incident.

But I think it was
all something childlike.

- Yes Yes?
- Yes.

You have something against
marriage counselors, Mr. Harmon.

I'm a psychologist, you know that?

No, no, it's just that ...
It's just ...

My family never left
asking for advice.

If someone breaks a leg,
You need someone to fix it.

There are problems, if you understand me,
there are personal problems.

Family fights.
The money is ...

Sex?

I did not say that.

This word bothers him,
Mr. Harmon?

Why not, why should I?

The act itself then?

What a deal
is saying?

But what the hell is
happening to you.

I did not come to deal with a
simple unknown ...

So that you came,
Mr. Harmon?

I came to hear.

Two years ago she came to me.
asking him to come and see him,

to save our marriage.

Well, here I am.
Save the.

Well, quite an assignment
difficult, Mr. Harmon, is not it?

Yes, I think so.

When they had relations for the
Last time, Mr. Harmon.

What?

You must know, it comes to you.
twice a week.

I want your answer,
Mr. Harmon.

You see, I would answer the same.
This is missing to communicate.

Listen, Mr. Harmon.
I'm sure physical relationships ...

are in a way
similar to a violin.

If you play the violin
with regularity...

and remains tuned ...

always respond satisfactorily.

But if you leave it in a closet,
so to speak.

What do you think
What's going to happen, Mr. Harmon?

Mr. Harmon?

Surely it would end
becoming out of tune.

Exact.

I would end up staying
out of tune.

Yes, Dr. I believe we are
wasting time here.

Please
tell my wife ...

stop causing me
and everything will be fine.

Tell me about the evil I am
doing to your ego.

You should think
in your ego, Mr. Harmon?

Like a big balloon.

When we feel
happy and satisfied, is full.

But the failures of
every day the wilting,

and the balloon is losing air.

Your job as a husband
is to collaborate so that this ...

ego's balloon
wife, stay inflated.

With your respect and love.

And she should do
the same for you.

Let the air escape
of a balloon, Mr. Harmon ...

What is going to happen?

"Does he wither?"
- Right.

He withers.

- Just it.
- That is all?

For twenty dollars? Do not wreck
My wife's balloon?

It's ten to twelve,
fifteen minutes remain.

I think you should get in
now Mrs. Harmon.

- Mrs. Harmon?
- Yes.

Please.

So...

Mrs. Harmon, your husband and I
we had a brief conversation.

So let's go
visit him regularly?

What?

He said he was
willing to cooperate.

You did not say that you wanted to.
save your marriage?

But who said
Who is in danger?

Doctor, I'd like to
to clarify one thing.

We are not sophisticated people ...

and I do not know what my
wife has been talking.

I confess I've had too much
her luck can

afford to have
a marriage counselor.

I mean, a psychologist.

But my father was a
gossip

Her father was a postman.

And people like us do not ...
well no...

Anyway, I do not know what
I'm doing it here.

Richard, please,
do not go away.

I know it's hard to believe.
I barely believed it myself.

But it's happening
Something with us, Richard.

We're suffocating.

Yes, I'll call the fire department.

Welcome to
pussy cat

Nylon Model Parade House
transparent with hand-made appliqués.

It is the creation of Mrs. Slay,
of Hollywood.

With golden shoes
by Arnold Dreyfuss.

Every set at your disposal
for less than 30 dollars ...

and the numbers below
in the house of meetings.

This number is worth 28.45 in
house of encounters.

It is a copy of the original of Dry and
based on Bob's last number.

Made in the city
can also be purchased ...

in colors, yellow,
pink and cream.

It's my father's hand.

What goes out of my sleeve,
It is my father's hand.

Used to be a boy, Lionel.

I'm the father now.

I will not go back to
home tonight.

Yes, you will.
something to think about.

Worry a little.

Follow the track.
It is not the answer.

You know what happens with
You, Richard?

You depend
much of Barbara.

Is already married
nineteen years...

And believe me, the only way to live ...

in marriage is live

live outside too.

You see?

From time to time, a jumping
is almost imperative.

No, Richard, I know you ...
How long do you think I know you?

"Six, seven years.
- Yeah, maybe that.

I will never understand it.

You got married when
He was twenty years old.

And you will tell me that in
all this time never

Not once?

Why not?

Lionel, it's not that you want to
give a puritan,

Me that ...
I never felt

Well, I never felt like it ...

What the hell...

I love my wife.

Because I have to
give explanations.

I've never been unfaithful.
Then shoot me.

Come on, come on, wait.

I'm not recommending
that has a romance.

I'm talking about ...

And do not get sentimental ...

with an attractive desk.

I am not referring to any of this.

All this for
me is a betrayal.

And for you to pay a woman
is not it a betrayal?

No, because it is not out of love,
is a tranquilizer.

Therapy.

Barbara wanted it to be
see this psychologist, do not you?

I have the same relief and still
I save five dollars per appointment.

Come on, Richard.
It's a little visit.

On the way to your house.
She's a very nice girl ...

and very understanding.

You lost your head
Bring a man in this condition.

- I say you lost your temper.
"I did not totally lose her."

He needs you.

Who was going to bring a man in this
Been there if I did not need you?

What makes you think he needs it?
And I may not need it either.

But it is clear that he does not know.

He will.

Give yourself a couple of minutes to rest.

- Lionel.
- It's all right.

Hey, this is cool.

I liked it here.
Where are we?

He is so drunk that he will not
not even interested in miss America.

I say that
It'll be over.

Give yourself a few minutes to calm down.
and it will look like new.

Are you alright?
You saw, all right?

Look how great.

Let's go ahead.
Be kind and caring children.

Lionel, do not even think about
leave it here, not even think.

So let's stay like this?

I bring a comrade
for an old friend to comfort,

"And that's what I get?"
"I'm not the Red Cross.

And stop playing with me
with psychology.

- You think I did that?
- Yes.

Why should I be ashamed?
to think that about me.

This man is in trouble.
He has serious problems in marriage.

And who does not?

He was nineteen years old.
when she married,

and seventeen years later ...
is still 19 years old.

Men never grow up,
they just get old.

Do you know what they call my apartment?
The city of the boys.

All right, Dede.
It's ok.

- Forgets.
- It's ok.

Come on, Rich.

They do not want us here.

Come on. Dede is too important.
Too important.

Lionel.
Come on, wait, wait.

Come on, sweetie.

Lionel!
Lionel!

Come here.

Let's go friend,
come on.

Where will we go?

To paradise. We do not have the
all night. Come on.

- Come with Dede.
- Dede?

- Dede Murphy.
- Dede Murphy?

Where is Lionel?

Come on, come on, let's know,
It is very nice.

There is one I do not know that
very special. Let's go.

Let's go. It seems that I am
leading to death.

He's complaining.
Let's go!

"I do not think-"
- What, what?

No, please,
do not sleep, please

Do not sleep.

Curse.

What do I do now?

Hold on, sir.
You're not asleep.

"What is this, anyway?"
- Please, do not be angry.

He's taking me for an idiot.
Are you playing with me?

I already know the
types like you.

They are too good
for me, right?

- No, no.
- Yes I understood.

He thinks he's too good.

- This is not true.
- Out!

- Go away.
- Listen...

Dede,
have to understand,

I did not know where I was going.
when I came up here.

I do not think it's too good.
I'm just ...

an imbecile.

I forgot, you're married.

Real married.

Well, do not be like that.
There are things that have no way.

- What are you doing now?
- For the time I took ...

I did not do anything for that.

What kind of woman
Do you think I am?

Boy you know how to insult.

Sorry, sorry,
I do not know what to say.

Try to say goodbye.

Richard, thanks for having
brought champagne.

And for sending the
children to sleep outside.

And because you want to be
alone with me

And for listening to me
so much patience.

Do you think I'm crazy?

- Is playing?
"No, no, no.

You want me to tell you something?
I'm crazy.

Come on, woman.
- No, no...

Seriously, really.

It may even be true,
but you're going to have to show me.

OK.

First I want to laugh.

It's cold.

The chops.

This could not
to have happened.

And what are we for?
needing the meat.

I do not know, I do not like it.

I have a good idea ...

I'll get the cookies.
and you get the milk.

We almost burned the whole
the House.

You could hold them,
please.

Here it is.

Very well.

Thank you.

What's the matter with you?

Dine the light
of candles.

It's a sweet.

Well, where were we?

Yes, I remember you said that
she was faintly mad.

It is true.

"Promise not to laugh at me?"
- I promise.

Richard...

You are married to
a sexomaniac.

Are you a sexomaniac?
A sexomaniac?

I really mean
Seriously, Richard.

Oh. Richard, be serious.
It's a huge problem.

I ... I mean ...

Lately it has occurred to me ...

Well, what would it be like to be together ...

by Marlon Brando or
by Antony Queen.

Yes?

Once...

You would not believe it.

I once thought
in Dr. Zenwinn.

Oh no.

You and the old doctor?

Richard, do not think it's funny.

Help me out.
I'm scared.

Oh, sweetheart,
do not be scared

That's why he says he's
Getting kind of crazy?

Since I made 35 ...

Every time I open a newspaper,
Do you know the first thing I'm looking for?

Girls.

Girls, even in Time magazine.
Even in Time.

Charles de Gaulle is
featured on the cover ...

and I'm looking for the movie section and
theater and fashion.

Looking for necklines
in clothes.

I stayed two weeks
happy with that.

It's curious, I did not notice that
I liked women so much.

You are kidding.

Sure, dog barking,
you know.

Ask Lionel.
Ask Dede Murphy.

Who is Dede Murphy?

Barbarian.

Love.

Why did you stay like that all of a sudden?

As?

How did I get this way?

Do not be silly, sweetie.

I told you where
I was tonight.

Nothing happened.

I would have told all my
story if something had happened?

Do not say you do not believe me.
Well, I know you do.

It's ok.

I believe in you.

Was drunk.

He was taken somewhere,
and nothing happened.

But if I had a
heart attack...

they would have found him
Another woman's apartment.

As?

How I would know
Who died there?

How would your children know?

I did not die there.

"And if I died there."
- Oh, Barbara.

What if I died there, Richard?

From now on I'm going to take
always a note in his pocket.

If I die in the apartment
of an unknown,

that incinerate my body
and add to the ashes.

That's better?

Very funny.

Richard.

Let's not talk
now.

Richard, do not kiss me like that.

- I dont like.
- You love it.

It is seen in the thickness of the lips.

I do not like it anymore.

Kiss me like a man.

Not like a squirrel.

Kissing like a man?

He would not recognize a man or
that a drop from the ceiling.

No, maybe not.

If only I had lived
with a man.

It seems to me that
Enough, Barbara.

Do not.

- Where are you going?
- Anywhere.

I do not know who you think you've been living with.
all these years and I do not care.

But I do not think he lived.
So bad with me.

Any woman would give anything
to live as you live.

Try not to forget this.

Things again.
You talk about things again.

When will you put it on your head?
that I do not need things.

- I need you.
"You already have me."

Where am I going?
What I do?

You open the door to
me in the morning ...

and in the afternoon I'm going home
punctual like a clock.

Do you still want more?

Want to cut me to pieces ...

and devour me, that's it
you are trying to do.

If I am less man than before,
I did not miss anything.

You did that.
I have to bow to you.

You are the male here.

- Richard!
"Did you call me, sir?"

It's just that I'm not like that.

It is not true that
I be like this.

You deformed everything to
I feel like I am.

"You're not a man, Richard.
- Barbarian.

Yes, you are not!

Because a man does not fear tenderness.

Do not be afraid to be kind.

And soft.

- That's enough, Barbara.
"Not enough.

And try to demonstrate your manhood
talking about things all the time.

And not with persuasive words
for your wife ...

why a dude
disappointed him.

With so many things and so many stories
You never told me what happened.

Did he leave with another?

Do not.

Is someone else with you?

Oh, Fern.

Barbara, Richard left the house.
Something must have happened.

It's like...
as if...

we had disintegrated.

We start one day not
speak and not touch us.

Our relations,
everything we share together ...

They began to disappear.

Disappeared.

Some weddings
do not break.

- Somem.
- I do not know.

Fern. Do you still think that
Should I call him?

I did not say that I should
call him, my dear?

I do not know where
got that idea.

I just said that if it were
my husband who could ...

keep out that I
I would not call him.

I just said that.

I would hate to mention
That word, my dear.

You should talk
with a lawyer.

- A lawyer?
- So I can advise you.

Nothing more than that, my dear.
So that I advise you.

Mr. Grieff's office.
Yes, it is.

I'm at a conference,
hell.

It is the cousin of his
wife, Barbara Harmon.

Hello Barbara, it's been a long time since I
I see you, how are the kids?

Very well, David,
thank you.

- Yes Yes!
- And your family?

Very well. Barbara was
called me by the orphanage,

What have you been?
working in the last year.

But, I already contribute.

I did not call you by the
orphanage, David.

The thing is, I do not know
how to say it

But I have to talk to someone,
Someone to advise me.

This is Richard.
We had a terrible fight.

Very serious.

And he left home.

What did you say about Richard, Barbara?

Had a terrible night
Are they going to sell the house?

- Mr Grieff ...
- It's ok.

Look for it.

Sorry, Barbara.
Wait a moment.

You're better now, Barbara.
What did you tell me?

Richard left me, David.

A few nights ago.

And what do you think you want?
Divorce yourself?

Divorce yourself?

What it was, it seems
never heard that word?

No, look what ...

That word had never come up.

Divorce is something very
definitive, Barbara.

I would only think of him as,
as a last resort.

But I did not say anything
about divorce.

You are the one who spoke
That's it, David.

Wait a moment.

I did not call you,
that I know.

Barbara, I do not think it's
a matter for talking on the phone.

Come and see me
morning there by the

- Eleven.
- Eleven.

Do you think it's necessary, David?

Ah, Barbara ...

I think I should ...

pass the seat before
to come here.

Cancel the joint account they have,
and the pension plan.

David, he's not thinking.
that Richard will ...

Well, you never know.

Someone may have advised
to it, just to avoid problems.

My beloved ...

I say that they relieve
your pains ...

Get out of the heart
your weight.

Your anguish, sorrow
and afflictions.

Despite his torments,
misfortunes and misfortunes.

Despite its misery,
misfortunes and desolation.

As founder of the world church
of the companions.

I tell you that
have salvation, my friends.

Celia, for Christ's sake.

I do not want to hear that word
until you tell me directly.

In your chest
take the hope ...

Hi Mom, how did you get up?
so early on Sunday?

Because I'll prepare for you.
an excellent breakfast.

- What will you want?
- I just want some juice.

We do not have time, we wait.
Daddy come and get us.

Well, you'll have to wait.

Cook orders.

They can eat pancakes,
eggs, cereal.

Mark, I'll prepare with this
extra bacon you both enjoy.

Mom, Dad and you look like
being competing for us.

I have requested this extra
of bacon for years.

Yes, and neither does Papa.
get up early on Sundays.

Oh, boy.
I do not know.

The truth is
I do not understand anything.

You have read books
and heard stories?

How can children stay
positive with this kind of thing?

Mom, you want me to
let us be traumatized?

Do not.

And why not?
Do not you have a little trauma?

A little stomach ache.

Lots of boys at school
comes from broken homes.

Jonathan!

Listen, Jonathan, I do not like it.
to hear you speak like that.

You're right,
it is not a big deal.

- There's Daddy.
"We have to go, Mom.

See you later.

Goodbye, Mom.
Have a nice day.

So was my beloved ...

no matter how hard they are
fenced, bent, pursued.

harassed and tormented ...

Whatever
your problems ...

Great!
It's a strike!

How did you do that? Is practicing
every night or something?

Yes sir.

Hey dad, let's go
see you doing.

- I?
- Yes.

- Bowling.
- I want to see this.

Come on daddy,
drop everything.

Make sure that the
Ball will get there, Dad.

But luck next time, crown.

Come on, Dad, this
time will work out.

Take it easy, Dad.

Here we go.

Oh no!

"Is this your first time here?"
"Did you get it?"

What happens is that my fingers have
claustrophobia of these holes.

No, I did not mean that.

It seems that
Never played bowling.

I mean that if
Is this your first divorce?

- As?
- Sunday parents.

We have the same expression of
know that there will be no continuation.

What are you going to do now?

What the boys want.

Minigolf, for example.

"Maybe riding a horse."
"See what I say?"

My daughters are there,
on lane four.

- My name is Nelson Downes.
- Richard Harmon.

Listen, I have an idea.
Hey, children, come here.

Come and meet the
children of Mr. Harmon.

Mr. Harmon would like to
daughters Cintia and my daughter Maggie.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, come here, friends.
Mark and Jonathan.

Well, the kids are
getting on well.

I'm a general distributor
of Shenny drinks.

Ah yes.

It's a great job.

Yes, very good.

Is that you?

I work in
Delany Factory.

I'm general director.

No, I will. It is a very
Good this Factory Delany.

Director General, huh?

Great. Great.

It's not easy that
subject of divorce.

How much did she take from you?

Look, I'm not divorced.
That's your guess.

Come on, let's go, Harmon.
Do not come with technicalities.

If you are not divorced,
You're almost there.

I know what it looks like.

How much do you estimate
will have to lose?

- I do not know why...
"How much will she ask?"

How much will the girl ask for?
Thirty? Thirty-five?

Oh, over 35 thousand?

That's really good.

Well, probably
she will ask ...

It's lunch time.
I'll get the boys.

Oh yes, of course, very well.
Listen. Do not be angry with me.

I just wanted to help you figure out
which will have to pay.

I'll tell you.
Let your mind rest.

I'm a rich man.
My wife is rich.

We are economically independent.

Why should you worry about me?
Am I good enough?

Yes of course.

Too good.

Too good...

You should not
Get annoyed, my friend.

The fun part of the
divorced is that ...

we are two patients with
the same operation.

And we compared the scars.

Maybe I have
been impertinent.

I just wanted to check
if we had the same wound.

You know I do not have
no hurt, my friend.

Ah yes, I see
and I'm very glad.

Listen, just a moment.
I have another idea.

Cynthia, Maggie!
Come here, please.

Hey, girls.

Would like to invite Jonathan and
Mark to our house for lunch.

We can go in your car,
Cintia directs.

She drives from
December, it's okay.

We'll go in my car.

Yes, my ex-wife
Loves the visits.

You will not mind.

"I'll have to give you the keys."
- Ah yes. Here you go, my dear.

Well, here we are.

I'm going to enter through this side,
the other is broken.

Damn that door.
The boy from my street fixed it yesterday.

Hold this.

You did not tell me that you distributed
all Shenny products.

Yes.

But locally,
in one sector of the city.

No, all of California and all
northwest of the Pacific.

Some of us went out
evil in divorce.

I say it's a crime.

After fifteen years
of marriage with two children ...

when the court
It ends with you, does not ...

enough with 32 thousand
per year.

- 32 thousand?
- Yes.

And another $ 600 a week.

Thank goodness you
is protected from all this.

Probably already thinking
seek new obligations.

How to get married again.

Yes, sir, I imagine the will
who is to find the right woman.

Is your current wife blonde?

Yes Yes.

In this case an attractive brunette
is what the doctor recommended.

Hey, hello.

The woman of the hour.

Nancy Downes.
- Richard Harmon.

And there are your children,
Mark and Jonathan.

Nice to meet you.
to meet you, Mr. Harmon.

How are you?

I suppose the children
of the first marriage.

Oh no, they're in the process.
of divorce now.

But it will go well with everything
Is not that a friend?

Yesterday he met him,
on the skating rink or in the bowling alley?

No bowling.

Nelson, I think it should
stop going to skating.

And what did you think of the house, Richard?

Nancy is a great housewife.
She did it all by herself.

Yes, without decorators,
she does it all by herself.

Nelson exaggerates a lot. I got help
of professionals with lamps,

With the chairs, antiques
and embellishment materials.

I only made the ashtrays and this
Lovely matchbox.

It's a joke, of course.

But Nelson exaggerates without giving
that it offends my modesty.

Meanwhile, allow
Know him, Mr. Harmon.

I'm a remarkable woman.

Yes, it must be a woman.
Mrs Downes.

You're the first person I know
who has a personal slave.

That was a little
unfair, Richard.

You're wasting your life to put
others on this plane, and it seems unfair?

But Nancy is not to blame, boy.
She did not make the divorce law.

Just tell me that it's something
courts of this nation ...

in reducing a man to
poverty but despicable ...

while his ex-wife
keep living with luxury?

Oh, I do not think so.

Why the hell not?
remarried

Economic issue.

I did not meet a man
which can provide ...

What gives us the pension
food industry.

In addition, Mr. Harmon,
I have two daughters.

One goes to university
in the next year.

The other will enter
before the first one ends.

What do you want me to tell them?
Stop your studies?

That we no longer have this house?
They grew up in this house.

All your friends live here.
Your life and safety are here.

Let's destroy their lives just because
Did your parents destroy your marriage?

Let's go?

I know it's boring.
But Nelson is not to blame.

He's a good provider.

I'd love to let you go.

I would like too
to be free.

That's why it's fun to meet you.
the men that brings me here.

I'm very alone, Mr. Harmon.

"Will we see him again?"
- Perhaps.

Come on, boys.

Hey, this on the leg.
Is it serious?

It's nothing, it broke me
the knee cartilage ...

about six months ago, but I
they ask for $ 500 to operate.

Damn surgeons.

I have a beautiful
here request of six thousand,

but want five weeks
for us to deliver.

"Do you think we can do that?"
- Let's do it.

No news from
Barbara yet?

He called his lawyer.
The truth is that later ...

Yes I know.

I've been trying to reach him.
Yesterday six times, four times today.

Always in meetings.

When you are not in a meeting
is playing golf

Is that what you want me to do? That install
a phone on the golf course?

Well friend,
I just wanted to help.

Mr. Harmon, you have a gentleman.
wanting to see him.

- Mr. Harmon?
- I 'm Mr. Harmon.

Oh my God,
how could I know?

On here.

Oh no, no!

Mr. Harmon is
just sign here.

MS. Feltman, call
Dr. Strickland again.

Oh, come on,
Mr. Harmon.

Say it's urgent!

There is no time to lose!

Hurry, Miss, please.

He is still in meeting Mr. Harmon,
your secretary will not tell you.

- On which line?
- Line One.

Hello, the
Dr. Strickland?

This is Dr. Harry Suadosck talking.

Trusted Physician
of Mr Harmon.

I'm calling from the operating room.
of Cedars of Lebanon Hospital.

Where I just opened
the heart of Mr. Harmon.

Possibly left
three to six minutes of life.

And you want to talk to Mr.
Strickland to dictate to you ...

the last adjustments of your will.

And put it on the phone immediately.

As?

Are you busy?

Which dictates the last changes
time for you to go jotting down?

This man is dying.

But what is there with you?

- It's not possible ...
"Give it to me here.

Before dealing with
financial settlement itself ...

I continue with my duty to ask
for the last time for reconciliation.

I already told my client and I have
sure, dear colleague

that must have explained
the same to Mrs. Harmon.

That divorce is a matter
extremely sad

and unpleasant.

Of course you should reconsider
the benefits of reconciliation.

I've been involved in cases
difficult to divorce ...

Lovewest vs. Lovewest.

Fred Lovewest?

You know, I represented
Fred Lovewest.

I represent him since
had warranty issues.

Then you know
Bob Acherny?

Hey, how did Bob face it?
the whole division?

Do you know him?
He is a fighter when he has the law.

I represented your sister ...

We can not talk
of our case?

- We'll talk later.
- In lunch time.

And now, as for the
We have ...

prepared a list
of important things ...

common ownership.

With some ideas for
distribute to both parties.

Richard.

Thank you.

Yes, it seems fair to me.

Split in half.

The house for Barbara.

The mortgage for me.

The furniture, the color TV
and the piano for Barbara ...

the tuition for me.

The benefits of insurance
for Barbara ...

the policies for me.

"The uranium from our mine to Barbara ..."
- Uranium mine?

and the radiation for me.

This is a bitter sight ...

This is what we should
avoid at all costs, friends.

Why be so hostile?
Is not it bad enough?

Why play salt?
over the wounds.

One moment, you can know
Who started playing salt?

I never had a hatred for you.

Hate?

I said nothing
about hate.

Here are these phrases.

The accused insults, was cruel,
he abused his strength.

A was still sadistic.

The accused threatened the applicant
cause serious damage.

I did not say any of that.

It is true. Could not
have said such a thing.

David, you twisted
my words.

I already explained everything.
Do not take it so personal.

Well, you guys are
willing to continue

Dude, it looks like we could
to abbreviate some details.

You have already calculated everything that Mr. Harmon
should you pay after all deductions?

Yes, in addition to the points
defined in the action, we ask ...

a minimum figure for
child support ...

for the conviction of payments
of the orders ...

and for the tax
of Mrs. Harmon ...

we can not forget
Uncle Sam.

and extra medical expenses.

deducted all those
costs for Mrs Harmon ...

And the taxes of both
and remains

this amount is here.

Eight, seven, three, zero.

Like eight, seven, three, zero.

Eight, seven, three, zero what?

Eight, seven, three, zero, see.

This is a joke?

Is not that a joke?

They went crazy.

- Mr. Harmon.
"Do not call me Mr. Harmon."

There are only eight, seven, three, zero.

Call me slack.
Kill me!

Do not be unpleasant,
Mr. Harmon.

Unpleasant? I only won
$ 25,000 per year.

How could I live?
with $ 87.30 per week?

I do not want to talk about this.
Not one more word.

I will fight against everything
this to the death.

I'm going to go to the Supreme Court.

To Nuremberg!

Enough, Mr. Harmon.

But, Excellency, a human being
can not live 87.30 in the week.

Many humans can
and do that, Mr. Harmon.

And you will be a better man.
when to find out how.

The accused should be sentenced to all
payments in document number one.

This procedure
it's done.

That was tough bone.
At least we tried, Richard.

This can not be true.

I must be dreaming.

Yes, it's a nightmare.

When do we go to court?
It's tomorrow, is not it?

Come on, let's have a drink.

Barbara, you won.
Say where you want to have lunch.

I pay. Scandy,
Derby's ...

- Shut up.
- Chop suey?

Shut up, David.

Come on man, it's a shame
with that face.

Not the first one to whom
these things happen.

This is not bad.

Is very good.

Have your privacy here.
and his bar and his sink.

You have everything.

Yeah, that's very good.

I love it, it can reach
everything from anywhere.

No need to keep walking
for the whole place.

Many people like
Great kitchens, but this ...

Yes.

Look...

I was almost forgetting.

I found a girl who
It would be cool for you.

About thirty years old.
A gem.

And your boyfriend
is always traveling.

It's like squeezing
button.

Very well,
tighten yourself.

Wait a minute, my friend.
You know my opinion.

First you have to invite her
to dine and drink and get sentimental.

I'm a married man.

In fact, I do not understand it.

It takes seventeen years with
a chain around his neck.

And how much is free will ...

Well that's.

I have to go, Richard.
See you tomorrow.

Do not go.
Are not you staying for dinner?

I would like much more
Fern's waiting for me tonight.

It's the only day I can have dinner.
with the kids in the week.

Big Deal.

Could not you call Fern?
Children will not mind.

Of course they will not mind,
but you already know Fern.

It's going to make a drama.
for this foolishness.

Look, you sure are not ...

Well, I tried.

See you later.

Here double hamburger,
French fries and Coca-Cola ...

Sixty-seven cents.

Coca Cola and hamburger
and little cheese.

Nancy Downes, remember?

Yes, of course I remember.

How's the finger?

My finger?

Must be broken.
the finger you dial.

Did you do well in court?

Oh no.

I take dirty clothes in an old car
because I lost a bet.

They killed him.

To me?
Kill?

First they took the scalp,
They shot me.

they electrocuted me
and then they killed me.

Now that's why Nelson does not have
spoken of you in these last months.

You'd better run.

When you have the money,
I go back to my closet.

Do you remember my address?

Yes absolutely yes.

Seventeen years since
I started to leave.

But believe me,
Nothing has changed, Doctor.

After ten thousand packages
of cigarette, men ...

Breathe a little
deeper and nothing more.

Men are still knowing what things
which hang and those that hook.

Thank God.

I'm not sure I understand
that exclamation, Mrs. Harmon.

It is normal for the man to feel
stimulated by the woman with whom he leaves.

Do not you think?

I do not know, I only know that
I'm tired.

I think the best way to
To fix this is to start over.

You want to know something?

The only thing that matters to
men are that I am divorced.

For example, my sister and her
friends when they were young ...

they always loved to play
of nurses.

They said that
was to solve life.

I'll give you a
news, doctor.

They no longer believe in these
stories about the nurses.

No longer.

Oh no, sir.
Now it's the divorced.

It is possible, Mrs. Harmon.

But you are very
able to handle them.

I do not think it should
let go.

Remember if.

Out there, somewhere.
You can expect the ideal husband.

It's a wonderful day, is not it?

Now let's collect the two
children of my second marriage.

These two are from the first.
Four wonderful children.

"Give me that."
- I do not want.

Harriet, stop it.

No, I want!

Bruce, leave her alone.

It's not a beautiful neighborhood.

I bought this house when I
I married my second wife.

When did you decide to get married?
again decide to conserve.

My first wife continues
also in the house I bought.

Look, there's Frank.

Hurry, open it.

I want to play too.

We're done.

This girl who is sitting
on the blanket that has a doll ...

and the kid who is playing with the ball,
are mine: Melissa and Benji.

And the other bike boy
is from Ruth's first marriage.

Ruth, my second wife
has also been married.

I'll help you.

Thank you.

The other boy is
of that marriage.

The little girl who was
on the swing, is from your current husband.

Is married to Howard
three years ago.

There's Howard.

- Hello, Howard!
Hello, Farley.

Betsy, my dear.

Howard has also been married.

The children who are with him
are from his first wife.

They bring them here.
every Sunday.

Harriet, Russ.

Go get Melissa and Benji.

Not Harriet.

This is not Melissa.

Melissa is your sister,
of the blanket.

Better go help them.

Melissa and Benji,
here is your father.

Hello, Farley.
- How are you, boy?

I am fine.

Barbara Harmon,
Howard Thresham.

How are you?

There's Ralph.

Hey, Ralph!

This is Ralph,
Ruth's first husband.

That comes to get yours.

The three children who are
with him they are ...

their children and their
second wife.

Collect them before
to come here.

And the other two
are from your current marriage.

They like it too
to come stroll.

Hi, Ralph.

Hello Farley.

How's the kids doing, boy.

This is Barbara Harmon.

Harriet, bring Melissa
Let's leave.

Come on, come on, here.

It's getting late to leave.
on picnic, have to leave already.

Ruth, I introduce you
Barbara Harmon.

Nice to meet you, Barbara.

- Benji!
- Michael!

Nancy, let's leave.

"I want to go with Daddy."
"You're going with me today."

You're not going with
Your father today.

You're not in this car,
Benji, but she will.

It's Sunday, remember?
Today he goes with his uncle.

You're not going with this brother today,
goes with another brother.

You go here.

Let's go dear.
You go here.

Come on Ritchie.
Enough of these nonsense.

You go with your
brother and me.

Richard.

Anything.

I think it's time
to talk about us.

- Of us?
- From the future

What are we going to do?

We had not agreed
of not taking it seriously?

Yes, we had
combined that, right.

I'm not asking
if you love me.

Not yet

And I'm starting ...
to love you.

Oh, Richard.

You need to speak
this again.

Already divorced
eight years.

"And he's dated many men."
- And then?

Because with us not
Can it be the same way?

Why?
be different?

Why do you prefer me?

This time I care.

Richard, we'll soon have to
think of an explanation.

A-ha!

Nelson, what are you doing here?

If you do not mind,
I ask the questions.

What do you do here?

Oh, Nelson,
you are drunk.

A clever deduction.

Look Nelson ...

Do not come with this
looks Nelson.

He has a razor!

And I will not use it
against you.

You who are going to use it
against me.

Come on, get her and
cut my throat.

Do not be stupid.

Do not do that, my friend.
Take the.

Either way it's already killing me,
it's only going to work out a bit.

Enough of idiocy, Nelson.
Enough.

Do you want to do this, Nancy?

It's only a second.

And I promise not to
I'll tell anyone.

Curse.

Are you going to pass me at once?
the razor, or not?

Ah?

Nelson, please release the razor,
no one wants to hurt you.

We hope you live.

Do you want this?

Did you hear that, Nancy?

It's true that you want
I live, right?

Naturally.

Very well.
It's ok.

You have to stop seeing yourself.
from now on.

This has just ended coming out together.
and ended the visits to this house.

I do not even let them talk
by phone, of course?

- Not!
- Not.

Not?

No I do not want.

Please, Nelson,
do not Cry.

There is nothing worse than
than a man crying.

I know that, Richard.
But I'm so ashamed.

But I can not stop.

When they started
I warned them.

Do not fall in love
for this guy.

It's only eighty
and seven dollars ...

and thirty cents a week.

Think about me, I said.

There is no future for me with
you having relationships with him.

Only last month I found
three possible husbands for her.

And one of them was a dentist.

He was a dentist,
imagine that

Did not even want to
speak on the phone.

Why are you in love
of a beggar.

Because I did not say I was
Having an affair, Nancy?

Because?

Nelson, you should have
attention.

Richard, please,
do not go.

From the beginning we said
that no compromise.

Neither bandages nor chains.

Nor decisions either.

It's not just about Nelson.
Then we would have to separate.

I'm sorry, Nancy.

I had to come.

My fiancee is pushing me
by the wedding date.

Are you really in love with him?

Curse you.

You're not to blame, Nelson.

What are we going to do?

However I could not forget
their 17 years of marriage.

Hey.

Nancy, you could not
To deal with what you have?

I would continue to pay
children.

What are fifty
dollars per week.

With your eighty - seven.

That would be $ 137 a week.

And I would be willing to give the fifty
extra dollars from time to time.

If the court finds out,
could not stop me.

It's useless, it's crazy.

Have you seen how you live?

To keep this house
would need

Because I'm telling you this.

Good...

It was just an idea.

Nelson, I had one thing.

Tell me.

Do you want to get married,
and I want it too.

But I want to get married
with Richard,

But he does not want to get married.
with me because of Barbara.

So...

Instead of looking for someone
for me...

Why do not you try to fix it?
a husband for Barbara?

We're looking for a husband for Barbara.

And Richard gets his money back.

And you get Richard,

and in that case I get off the hook
And I'm free to get married ...

And also the poor devil
is at liberty.

What a magnificent idea.

And I find a husband for Barbara.
in a blink of an eye.

Hello, I'm Al Yearling.

Owner and director of
Al yearling cars.

We will return to our movie
within moments.

Friends, this is the biggest seller of
cars from the west of the United States.

And if you want to know the reason,
I'll summarize it in two words.

We care.

Let's see how many
possibilities we have.

Dick Case and Roger Flown.

Nick King.

Do you think Barbara will
to like Nick King?

Not the way Richard described it.

How about Chuck Linch?

Tall, attractive.

If you are not going to watch
turn off the TV.

In our loyal desire to offer
to you and your families ...

the best vehicles that
your money can buy.

And at a price
very reasonable.

And the Yearling cars ...

gives them the opportunity to ...

monthly installments
your needs.

Al Yearling.
I had forgotten about him.

He is a party-goer,
I like it myself, remember?

And Barbara will like it, too.

And nice.
Hassle free.

Good, generous and very rich.

Oh, Nelson,
I think we already have it.

One moment, and how much
his mother?

Because of her I had
who refuse it.

Yes, but this is
the best part.

I believe your mother died.

Al Yearling can
begin to live.

Pick up the phone and call
for cars Yearling.

Leave your name, address
and the car you want.

And without delay, I go
deliver the car in person.

Hi, I'm Al Yearling,

I'm sorry, whatever.
are selling

No, ma'am.
I'm looking for Barbara Harmon.

I'm Barbara Harmon.

Oh, that.

Hello.

It's a beautiful torticoll
What do you have there?

My mother used to
have it all the time.

Yes, and how did you heal yourself?

She died.

Look, I'm very busy ...

You did not understand,
brought your car.

- My car?
- Yes.

I'm Al Yearling.

- The car salesman.
"Ah, this Al Yearling.

I remember seeing him ...

"On television ..." "With your mother."
- That 's right.

I had that motto:

I would not sell a car that
I could not carry my mother.

Now the poor girl
is dead.

Yes, you told me.

Very sad.

I can not imagine how you
can suffer as much as she does.

Listen, I have a way
with these things.

All you have to do
It's relaxing like this ...

The nerves behind
they contract over time.

Feels better, does not it?

It is not?

Yes it's true
which did very well.

"My mother always said that.
- Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

"Thank you, Richard.
- You're welcome.

An excellent match.

Let's see if next week.
You can play a match.

I'm going to sleep the whole weekend.
See you later, Richard.

Thank you for leaving us.
use the room, Richard.

You're welcome.

Do you think you'll like it?

Of course yes.

If someone gave me one of these
at sixteen I would go crazy.

You're a magnificent father, Richard.

"Have you seen Mark?"
- No, no.

I want to see
the face that will do.

Lionel, come!

- See you later.
- Bye.

Daddy, Daddy, come here.

Look!

Hello, right now
I was going to get them.

But what is this?
Whose is it?

- It's mine.
- Big Al gave it.

Wait a moment.
Tell me slowly.

- Look at Dad ...
"Leave Jonathan,

He gave me this morning.
for my birthday.

Big Al that you gave to Mark.

I can know that
Is this Big Al?

"That's how Mom calls you."
- To whom?

Big Al.

His name is Al Yearling.
He goes out with Mom.

Did he give you that?

He sells automobiles.
This is called an executive car.

You'll leave this one with me while I
need and will soon give me another.

Big Al has thousands of cars.

- It is very cool?
- Yeah, it's really cool.

"Daddy, shall we go with him to the game?"
- Yes.

"Of course, of course.
- Come on, Daddy, come on up.

Now we are going
pass them all.

Let's have fun.

It must have been at least
850 meters.

Do you think he arrived?
at forty

No, forty he gave last week.

Did you see last week?

But the match did not
it was on TV.

I saw in the field with Mom.
Big Al brought us.

He sees all the matches.
Your place is right there.

Right next to third base.

I've seen the game at the base before.

It's almost over, we have
we think about where we will eat.

I have an appointment
tonight with Big Al.

Prefers you to call him
from Mr. Yearling, Dad?

I do not know, say what you want,
Why would I care?

It had two entrances
to the Hollywood Bowl.

And it's Mom's gonna leave,
so he gave it to me.

All right, all right.

Look, it's not Jonathan.
and I to eat somewhere?

Mom is leaving.
with him a month ago.

- With whom?
- With Mr. Yearling.

Do not be embarrassed, Dad.

We already thought that
ask us many questions.

Good night son.

It was a great day, was not it?

In a way we see each other now
more than we have ever seen before.

Yes, Mark told me.
that this would happen.

As well?

Because you always had
a list of things to do.

And now we're on the list.

"Well, good evening, Daddy.
- Good night.

Dad...

Big Al is cool.
But a little square.

You idiot,
I mean.

We go with you, Dad.

See you.

- Hello.
- Hi.

I did not think I'd see him again.
Not in this life.

Will enter or ...

Or do you want me to try
Buy a glove to play?

The reason for coming ...

Were you going to have a drink?

It's not water. I was going to take my
good night cinderela.

I'm glad I did not

I was wrong.

I'd better go.

Thank you for this.
Lovely visit.

Nancy, I came here.
to play fair.

And to say everything that
you want to hear.

Something like...

What is said in
next level.

because I...

need you.

So.

Come on, this is not what
I wanted to hear, and you know it.

Yes it's true.

Maybe it's better that we
two think about it,

do a rain check.

It's raining.

Well, I'm on it.
I gave him all possibilities.

I agree, I have a lot to do.

You think better first
Let's choose the dress?

OK.

Let's see if we can find
something at Spacey's.

Something very simple
Let's go to Joe Magazine?

Barbarian?

What?
Excuse me.

Look, we went shopping.
She asked me to accompany her.

Yes of course.
Joseph Magazine, good idea.

Let's go.

Yes. It seems like a lie that
It's going to be a year, is not it.

Will celebrate something else
beyond the final sentence?

Like what?

I do not know how some
plan for the future.

You would not be surprised if I asked
in marriage on Thursday.

I told Al that I was going to
take you out on Monthy's.

He was very impressed.
He told me ...

- I thought we came shopping.
- Sorry dear.

It's just that I discovered something very ...

It's not just you, Fern.
They are all my friends.

Everyone is curious.
They want to know at all costs what I feel.

It's actually very difficult.

I do not know how to express it.

I feel very alone.
Alone and cold.

Want to know something else?

Barbara, I'm sorry.

You know me.
I always talk silly.

Listen, maybe if we ...

I feel like
split in half.

And that I lack the other half.

It's very weird
that you feel it.

You should be happy.

Al is so good, so generous
and so charming.

But I still remember
by Richard.

In the beginning, when I
kissed in a way.

I thought it was going to
lose your mind.

The head is not lost so easily.
after thirty-five.

Of course not.

It's 8:25.

In three hours it will be
free as a bird.

Not happy,
Richard?

Ah yes yes,
clear.

I'm glad you wanted to
party tonight.

Moreover, how do you
Have you thought about this place?

A friend of mine, Lionel.
He showed me where it is.

Nancy, Richard.

So here they are.
Did you think you were going to get rid of me?

I figured they went out there
Tonight and I called home.

and they told me
who were here.

No one has more reason to
rejoice tonight that old Nelson.

Everything got settled so finally
that I should unite with you.

- We?
- Yeah, me and Eunice.

Eunice, for God's sake.
Love.

What you
was doing?

Come on, come with me.
Be very careful.

I introduce you to my ex-wife,
Nancy Downes.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

This is your fiancé,
Richard Harmon.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

And this is my fiancée,
Eunice Tase.

Please sit.

Yes thanks.

Lately i have
fattened so much

Too heavy,
You know.

And I get really tired.

Yes, all excess is
very dangerous.

Just arrived
of Bakersville.

Thanks.

Just a moment...

A margarita for this lady
and a Manhattan for the old gentleman.

I would like a cherry
Extra if you do not mind.

A toast, my beautiful one.
For the privilege of being by your side.

Wow, what a surprise!
Nancy Downes and Nelson are there too.

Come on, I want to introduce you
to these friends.

Look, look, look.

Nancy Downes and Nelson.
It must be centuries since we see each other.

I will introduce you to
Barbara Harmon.

Barbara, Nancy Downes
and her ex-husband Nelson.

It seems to me that the other
I did not have the pleasure of meeting you.

This is my fiancée,
Eunice Tase.

- Hello.
- How are you.

This is Richard Harmon.

- How are you, sir?
- How are you?

Nancy and I left.
for a while.

And it was Nelson who
introduced us.

I remember that
Weather was very funny.

Hey guys, you
they are terrible.

It was hilarious.

Nelson has to pay a huge
Add Nancy until she remarries ...

Did you say Richard Harmon?

You bastard.

Love, remember the day.
in which we met.

The trick about you
wanted to buy a car

- I'll bet on Nelson.
- I bet I do.

"The four of us are going to have dinner.
"Why the four?"

We went out to celebrate something.
So let's party together.

- According Big Al?
- Right.

Waiter.
We want more.

Another round for
the round table.

This is the most original group.
that I have seen in my life.

He always tells things
very funny

It really counts.

You and I are the only ones who
we know nothing of each other.

Let's have supper for us, Eunice.

By the unknown.

There are no people
most unknown

that the two halves of
a broken marriage.

"Is not that Nelson?"
- Right.

When a marriage ends
It seems so far away, read in a book.

Yes, it seems that every year of the
life passed in a simple afternoon.

- Yes.
- Oh no.

You can block everything,
if you want to.

For example, the sun has
millions of miles across.

And it can be covered with a finger.

And does not mean
which is not there.

You're a philosopher, Richard.

Of course I never got married, but ...

But I think evil is
in losing the old values.

Marriage, religion.

Motherhood.

Definitely motherhood.

I believe the blame
is of the legislators.

The legislators.

What is wrong
with the world?

We need laws. Make laws
different for the wedding.

You're not right.

I do not think so.

The problem of marriage
it is no mystery.

Right away.

It's very simple, marriage is a
work and nobody wants to work.

The real problem is this.
line that separates the sexes.

The woman works the day so much
who gets tired.

And we men confuse
our work with marriage.

Just because we work a lot in the office,
we think that the other by itself understands.

I believe that what confuses women
is the old law of supply and demand.

We are the suppliers of all things,
that you require of us.

I think it makes a man
become president.

There's nothing at home.
absolutely free.

Because you do not understand
women can be providers ...

because that's the reason
that there is demand.

It all comes down to one thing.

Work because the rest
just expect a miracle.

The only miracle of the
marriage consists of that ...

two people are
first of all.

The Only Miracle of Marriage
is that two are ...

You already said that.

Before you count to three it will be
how they had listened ...

the funniest joke
of his whole life.

Such a funny story
that you can not stop.

How are they?
Are not they wild?

It's wonderful how we let go.
when we are hypnotized.

Of course they did not listen
a funny story.

This thing has been implemented
in your imagination.

The imagination is fantastic.
I'll show you what I'm saying.

Okay, funny story.
It turned out to be three.

Thank you thank you.
They are a wonderful audience.

You are nice people.

Let's see how we can
do anything.

You will move like
a washing machine ...

as long as I count to three.
One two Three

Are not they wild?

Now when I count to three
You're going to become coffee makers.

One, two, and three.

Look at them.

They realized, now how much
I count to three all ...

they will be immobile.
Now three.

Al, open your eyes now.

Let's talk a little.

Hi Al,
Are you hypnotized?

Do not.

No. Come over here.
to talk with you.

You're a little tense, are not you?
Do not you think you're hypnotized?

You were shy.
Are you usually shy?

Yes.

Barbara, you came
with him, what do you say?

When you're alone with you.
he is so shy.

Poor thing.

Well, I'll say something.
to cheer up a little.

Now you will think you are
dancers doing their number.

One two Three.

Let go, Al.

Oh, I can do this.

Maybe Barbara can
Release the rest of you.

Barbara, try to convince him.

Come on Barbara,
convention.

You can do it, Barbara.
Come on, convince him.

Show him how to do it.
More wild.

Wilder, Barbara.

You can do it.

You can order it.

Show who is
the male here!

I have to bow
for you, Barbara.

You are the male here.

What is it, Barbara?
Do not you want to dance?

Yes.

Do you like to dance?

Yes.

"Do not you want to dominate Al?"
- Not.

Very well, sleep well.
I will dominate you.

Al, I'll send him back to his chair.
while the others have fun.

Okay, sleep.

When I count to three
can wake up and come back ...

to the public and see how
the others have fun.

One, two, three, wake up.

Good morning, how's it going?

Applaud for being
so friendly.

Very well, now when
I count to three ...

You're all going to continue.
with exotic movements.

One two Three.

Wow.
There she goes.

Looks like we're gonna have a star.

What a tornado.

She is good for
dance in the night.

Come on, everybody sleep.

It's up to you now, Barbara.

What are you thinking?
I am thinking?

Or we lose.

Actually never
we had it.

Quiet.

Enough, Barbara.
Let's go. But what a show.

There are many dancers, but
they look like schoolgirls.

What's your full name?

Barbara Harmon.

I did not ask,
lady or miss?

Well, are you married or not?

What time is it?

I ask you if you're married
and ask me the time.

Let's see, are you in love?

Yes.

Magnificent, I have an idea,
Sleep, Barbara.

Very well, when I tell you
up to three, you can open your eyes.

Before going to the public you will go
To the man who is in love ...

and will give the most passionate kiss
that has already occurred in your life.

So passionate that your lips
they can not separate from him.

Think you do not see it
ten years ago, Barbara ...

Who is very in love.
When I count to three.

One two Three.

Barbarian?
Barbarian?

Are you deceived, Barbara?

What are you going to do on Sunday,
Old friend?

Nancy makes a pie
which no one has ever seen.

Three white eggs,
farm butter

Fresh cheese au gratin and ...

Oh, how fun.

Fun, fun.

Hold my shoes.

Richard.

This year has been amazing.

Now all the violence
that was between us ...

All the tensions ...

We get rid of them.

How I love you.

You know what?

In three minutes ...

let's enter illicitly
in this house.

Well, I'll have to find the key if
do not want to spend the night in the car.

How could I forget.

How can you forget
of the house keys.

I did not do it on purpose, dear.

Here it is.

I did not say that
did it on purpose.

But he hinted.

No, I know exactly what
I want to make you understand and do not.

Richard, let's not go.
discuss this now?

I did not start.

I started. I criticized him
for forgetting the key.

But I was not being critical.

Remember, honey, you told me to
stop crossing the line between the sexes.

Let me reason, okay?

Okay, you win.
I will stop criticizing.

- Barbara.
"I do not care, dear."

Marriage is a
hard work, remember?

Barbara, you did this to me.

Richard, do not raise your voice,
remember the children.

Every time touches on this,
remember the children.

Would you do me a favor?
Tell me one thing, one thing.

Subtitles: Kilo