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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Timing, Subtitles, Edits brought to you by Buddy Buddy Team @ Viki 1 00:01:09,825 --> 00:01:11,274 Give it to me. 2 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:15,062 You want to mess with me again? 3 00:01:44,248 --> 00:01:46,987 Jesus, is the homeowner a monkey trainer? 4 00:01:48,868 --> 00:01:52,323 This guy always makes a mess of our legal demolition! 5 00:01:52,323 --> 00:01:55,079 We even don't know how long we'll be delayed. 6 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:57,459 Our stock has fallen out of lockstep (with the market) twice. 7 00:02:04,977 --> 00:02:06,958 He's coming out. 8 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:08,931 - Just go!
- I meant for you to go! 9 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:10,805 Retreat! 10 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,587 I swear! If I can't demolish that rocky cave today, 11 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:21,834 I'm the son of a monkey! 12 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:25,373 Wow, the monkey house still hasn't been dismantled yet! 13 00:02:25,373 --> 00:02:27,104 Come on! Just drop a bomb on it! 14 00:02:27,104 --> 00:02:28,477 Who'd like to go first? 15 00:02:28,477 --> 00:02:31,683 I'll give you a big red envelope!
(T/N: A monetary gift which is given during holidays or special occasions) 16 00:02:31,683 --> 00:02:33,572 Pull it down! 17 00:02:33,572 --> 00:02:35,870 Pull it down! 18 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:37,427 Look! 19 00:02:37,427 --> 00:02:38,567 That's the idiot. 20 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,628 We're a listed company, 21 00:02:39,628 --> 00:02:41,516 but there's nothing we're able to do about knocking down a small building. 22 00:02:41,523 --> 00:02:43,187 It will be such a shame if this is made public! 23 00:02:43,187 --> 00:02:44,420 Yes, exactly. 24 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:46,893 Just go! 25 00:03:17,819 --> 00:03:20,416 Brother Monkey, spare me! 26 00:03:22,106 --> 00:03:23,715 I don't get it. 27 00:03:23,715 --> 00:03:27,092 Why is this so tough? It should be a piece of cake! 28 00:03:27,092 --> 00:03:30,131 Tell me. Who's in charge of this project? 29 00:03:30,131 --> 00:03:31,788 Xiaosen! 30 00:03:31,788 --> 00:03:32,721 Xiaosen! I can say that for sure. 31 00:03:32,721 --> 00:03:34,160 Where the hell is he? 32 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:44,109 Master Tang? That's him! 33 00:03:44,109 --> 00:03:46,706 Master Tang came to help us!
(T/N: Tang Sanzang is the Monk in Journey to the West) 34 00:03:46,706 --> 00:03:48,021 This is so much fun! Boy! 35 00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:49,703 I was hoping someone would come play with me! 36 00:03:49,703 --> 00:03:53,058 I'll let you try out my high tech weapon. 37 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:56,571 Master Tang is the best! 38 00:03:56,571 --> 00:03:58,960 Beat him up! 39 00:04:06,227 --> 00:04:13,720 Hero! Hero! 40 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:06,083 Dad, he bullied me! 41 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,856 Get him! 42 00:05:07,856 --> 00:05:09,288 Look, we're in big trouble. 43 00:05:09,288 --> 00:05:10,786 No wonder our share price is diving! 44 00:05:10,786 --> 00:05:12,576 So, I have a proposal. 45 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:13,284 Get another person for this job. 46 00:05:13,284 --> 00:05:14,616 Brother, 47 00:05:14,616 --> 00:05:17,338 if you're not feeling well, then just give yourself a break. 48 00:05:17,338 --> 00:05:20,086 I'll just take care of the small things. 49 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,609 Nonsense! 50 00:05:21,609 --> 00:05:22,899 Chairman Tang looks pretty good! 51 00:05:22,899 --> 00:05:24,439 See? Just look at his rosy cheeks! 52 00:05:24,439 --> 00:05:26,137 He as sound as the Buddha! 53 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:27,436 What happened? 54 00:05:27,436 --> 00:05:30,225 Sir! 55 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,680 Do you think he'll get over it? 56 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,795 What will happen to him? 57 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,430 What does it say in my brother's will? 58 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:42,820 Tang Chasu... 59 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,435 He's still alive! 60 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:47,665 You know that day will come 61 00:05:47,665 --> 00:05:49,272 and smart people plan ahead! 62 00:05:49,272 --> 00:05:54,475 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! 63 00:05:54,475 --> 00:05:57,214 Dad! You can't leave me! 64 00:05:58,238 --> 00:06:01,843 The will... I've already got it taken care of. 65 00:06:01,843 --> 00:06:05,106 The will was given to someone in India. 66 00:06:05,106 --> 00:06:07,770 Take this letter to India. 67 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:14,138 Give it to my contact personally yourself. 68 00:06:14,138 --> 00:06:17,160 He'll then hand over the will to you. 69 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,950 He's in Nendu Gaun. 70 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:22,113 The man you fought with today, 71 00:06:22,113 --> 00:06:25,085 take him with you. 72 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,159 You know that guy? 73 00:06:26,159 --> 00:06:28,149 He can keep you safe! 74 00:06:28,149 --> 00:06:30,913 Dad, I don't know what you're talking about. 75 00:06:30,913 --> 00:06:33,286 You will understand soon. 76 00:06:33,286 --> 00:06:36,407 You'll find out. 77 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:39,096 I'm... 78 00:06:39,096 --> 00:06:41,186 so tired. 79 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,357 Dad. 80 00:06:44,357 --> 00:06:46,438 Dad! 81 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:08,250 Wild monkey! Stop it! 82 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,873 Are you looking for trouble? Monkey! 83 00:07:09,873 --> 00:07:12,728 I just want to have some fun here. 84 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:54,568 Buddha! 85 00:07:54,568 --> 00:07:55,934 Monkey King, 86 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,431 you need one more tribulation 87 00:07:58,431 --> 00:08:01,046 to achieve the completion stage. 88 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:03,010 Go. 89 00:08:11,039 --> 00:08:16,293 [Buddies in India] 90 00:08:21,716 --> 00:08:23,239 Who's there?! 91 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:24,796 It's me! 92 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,421 I-It's me! 93 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,752 Don't you recognize me? 94 00:08:26,752 --> 00:08:28,833 I'm the handsome guy, Fresh Meat!
(T/N: Slang for young and handsome) 95 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:29,458 Let me go! 96 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:30,249 Are you looking for trouble again? 97 00:08:30,249 --> 00:08:31,789 What? Don't believe me? I'll kick your ass! 98 00:08:31,789 --> 00:08:32,439 Let go, let go of me! 99 00:08:32,439 --> 00:08:35,352 I'm here to get you out! I'm bailing you out of jail. 100 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:39,340 Who told you to bail me out? 101 00:08:40,405 --> 00:08:41,345 Whatever. Let's be clear on one point. 102 00:08:41,345 --> 00:08:42,494 I'm the only one who can set you free. 103 00:08:42,494 --> 00:08:44,068 But there's one condition. 104 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:45,666 Come with me to India. 105 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,356 India? Which India? 106 00:08:47,356 --> 00:08:51,119 ♫ Aankehein Khuli ho ya ho band... ♫
(Whether your eyes are open or shut...) 107 00:08:51,119 --> 00:08:54,474 ♫ Deedar unka hota hai... ♫
(they will always watch your loved one.) 108 00:08:54,474 --> 00:08:55,415 - ♫ Kai--
- No way! 109 00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:55,915 Why not? 110 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:56,971 Just looking at you makes me annoyed! 111 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,844 All right! Then you can stay here for another 7, 8, or 10 years. 112 00:08:59,844 --> 00:09:01,367 I'm not trying to scare you. 113 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,257 You wounded 27 employees, 114 00:09:03,257 --> 00:09:05,088 damaged three cars, 115 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:07,344 and one drone. 116 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:09,417 Total final property damage? 117 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:11,639 Take a good look at it. 118 00:09:13,771 --> 00:09:15,353 If I don't sign the conciliation sheet, 119 00:09:15,353 --> 00:09:16,893 your monkeys will become orphans. 120 00:09:16,893 --> 00:09:18,350 It may even be worse than that. 121 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,939 They might even become monkey meat kebabs! 122 00:09:28,456 --> 00:09:30,021 Wait! 123 00:09:39,886 --> 00:09:44,348 Someone wishes for Tang Sen to die before he reaches Nendu Gaun. 124 00:09:44,348 --> 00:09:45,572 What do you mean? 125 00:09:45,572 --> 00:09:49,543 You must keep close tabs on him. Keep him safe. 126 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:51,599 Let me go! 127 00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:54,388 I'll be back home in two days. 128 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,378 If anything happens to him, 129 00:10:03,378 --> 00:10:05,526 your loft...? 130 00:10:05,526 --> 00:10:07,067 Boom! 131 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,048 You mean it'll become five lofts? 132 00:10:09,048 --> 00:10:11,395 It'll vanish clear away. 133 00:10:21,535 --> 00:10:24,682 Tell me. Why did you leave the will in India? 134 00:10:24,682 --> 00:10:26,846 Are you Indian? 135 00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:30,293 Have you rode a flying carpet before? 136 00:10:30,293 --> 00:10:33,115 I'm from Beijing. Arabs ride flying carpets. 137 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:37,269 Then did you know that you need a passport when traveling abroad? 138 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:40,448 If you don't have one, you can't board the plane. I'm not kidding. 139 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:43,654 How about yours? 140 00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:45,977 Mine? 141 00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:47,491 Where is my passport? 142 00:10:47,491 --> 00:10:49,248 What's that? 143 00:10:50,064 --> 00:10:51,754 Firecrackers! 144 00:10:53,502 --> 00:10:55,900 Are you going to get married in India? 145 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,739 This is called munitions. They'll confiscate the stupid things before you even board the plane! 146 00:10:58,739 --> 00:11:00,528 Tell me. Are you retarded? 147 00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:02,460 Who are you talking to? 148 00:11:04,549 --> 00:11:08,037 Dad, why did you beg me to take him along to India? 149 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,276 You're a psycho! 150 00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:12,690 How dare you set off the firecrackers in the car! 151 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,981 I enjoy the noise. 152 00:11:13,981 --> 00:11:15,621 It's against the law! 153 00:11:15,621 --> 00:11:17,111 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 154 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:21,656 Dad, why did you do this to me?! 155 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:36,750 I've got no problem with you holding my hand, 156 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,455 but please don't interlock fingers with me. 157 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:51,593 Are you out to kill people? 158 00:11:51,593 --> 00:11:53,274 My arm is broken! Broken! 159 00:11:53,274 --> 00:11:54,889 Damn it! 160 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,854 What are you doing? 161 00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:58,835 I'm asking you...! 162 00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:00,117 What are you trying to do? 163 00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:02,199 Do you think it's legal to hit people in India? 164 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,362 Do you think there's no police to stop you? 165 00:12:06,569 --> 00:12:07,901 Are you crazy? 166 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,016 Why do you hit everyone you see? 167 00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:12,363 That man was on the same fight as we were. 168 00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:14,087 What's wrong with your nose? 169 00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:15,860 Who did it? 170 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,433 Who do you think did it? 171 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:19,247 You're jealous, right? Because I'm good looking, right? 172 00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:21,879 Okay, just take your hands off me. 173 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:23,827 I would've given you the money. 174 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,907 Just don't abuse me all day, okay? 175 00:12:25,907 --> 00:12:27,548 I'm coming, Brother Sen! 176 00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:30,111 I'm coming! 177 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:31,984 Brother! 178 00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:38,686 I'm fine. 179 00:12:38,686 --> 00:12:39,826 Sorry I'm late, brother! 180 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,384 Stay back! 181 00:12:41,384 --> 00:12:42,116 Brother Sen, 182 00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:45,804 I work for BAO TANG GROUP- India Office. I'm Zhu Tianpeng! People call me Little Pig! (T/N: Pigsy in Journey to the West) 183 00:12:45,804 --> 00:12:49,117 Look, we're all together in this photo! 184 00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:49,941 Are you sure? 185 00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:51,773 Yes, that's me right there! See! 186 00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:53,962 Where's the welcome car picking us up 187 00:12:57,392 --> 00:12:58,557 Brother Sen, 188 00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:01,979 let me show you around the town first. Okay? 189 00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:05,966 Wow, brother! 190 00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:07,215 He's the person Tang Chasu wants us to kill. 191 00:13:07,215 --> 00:13:08,547 ¥2,500,000! 192 00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:09,820 You stupid fool! 193 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,877 We've been working so hard and it's only now you recognize him! 194 00:13:11,877 --> 00:13:12,377 Let's go! 195 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:13,609 Yeah. 196 00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,986 Look, this is Wangfujing; the shopping street of India. 197 00:13:27,986 --> 00:13:30,349 My dear brother is coming! 198 00:13:31,161 --> 00:13:33,228 [Prince's Suite] 199 00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:35,878 What's our schedule for tomorrow? 200 00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:39,540 There's a two hour morning flight tomorrow to Nendu Gaun. We're all ready! 201 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,914 There's no flight today? 202 00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:43,453 There are no seats available today. I'll take you to a wedding for fun. 203 00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,885 You know, a rich Indian's' wedding is unbelievable! 204 00:13:44,885 --> 00:13:46,217 It will last for a whole week. 205 00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:48,131 A wedding feast is a super blast. 206 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,838 There's video games and sideshows. 207 00:13:49,838 --> 00:13:52,044 People go really wild! 208 00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:53,875 It's very exciting! 209 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,873 Show me the card! 210 00:13:56,914 --> 00:13:57,622 Really? 211 00:13:57,622 --> 00:13:58,580 Really. I promise! 212 00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:59,079 Let's go then! 213 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:00,186 Let's... 214 00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:02,101 Hee, hee... Good boy! 215 00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:04,781 Wait. That jerk follows me everywhere. What can I do? 216 00:14:06,072 --> 00:14:08,053 I miss you a lot! 217 00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:13,755 Now's our chance! 218 00:14:13,755 --> 00:14:15,628 Come on! 219 00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:23,787 Who sealed this door with clear duct tape? 220 00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:25,618 Me. 221 00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:27,200 Be gentle! 222 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,423 Don't move! 223 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,070 You're hurting my brother! 224 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,018 Let me do it! 225 00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:40,869 My eyebrow? 226 00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:43,400 Zhu Tianpeng, he disfigured me! 227 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,241 Where were you guys going? 228 00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:45,198 Why the hell do you want to know? 229 00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:46,738 I want to go with you! 230 00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:49,261 - No damn way!
- No damn way! 231 00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:00,682 Hurry! 232 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,472 Follow him. 233 00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:30,776 Brother Sen! Brother Sen! 234 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:32,816 Classic curry flavor! 235 00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,157 It's made exclusively just for you! 236 00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:36,412 Let me try it! 237 00:15:37,628 --> 00:15:38,943 Have fun! 238 00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,433 Take your time, walk around. 239 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,398 It'll be a while before the wedding starts. 240 00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:44,804 What if it's toxic? 241 00:15:50,964 --> 00:15:53,295 We're dressed like 242 00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:55,726 the local mainstream people. True gentlemen. 243 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,114 Hey, stupid! 244 00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:02,144 We're professional killers, so be gentle. 245 00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:43,785 Are you crazy? 246 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,891 What the hell are you doing?! 247 00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:48,189 Someone wants to kill you. 248 00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:49,612 Oh, really? 249 00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:51,743 Who wants to kill me? 250 00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,276 I'm asking you guys. Who wants to kill me? 251 00:16:53,276 --> 00:16:54,316 Who's the killer? 252 00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:55,024 Where is he? 253 00:16:55,024 --> 00:16:56,522 Tell me. Where is he? 254 00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:57,562 This guy is trying to kill me! 255 00:16:57,562 --> 00:16:58,728 Help me! Help me! 256 00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,226 Help me! 257 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,475 You hit everyone you meet. Is it fun? 258 00:17:01,475 --> 00:17:02,141 Tell me. Is it fun? 259 00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:03,099 You're such a savage! 260 00:17:03,099 --> 00:17:04,789 You behave so badly! 261 00:17:05,471 --> 00:17:06,928 Where are you taking me? 262 00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:08,510 Let go of me! 263 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,924 It's not safe here. Just follow me! 264 00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:14,162 Safety, safety! 265 00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:15,852 Do you have a magic helmet or something? 266 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:17,833 Stay inside here. Keep quiet! 267 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,747 - What do you want?
- Shut up and be quiet! 268 00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:23,128 Stay here! Just you wait! 269 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,476 Let me out! 270 00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,070 Excuse me! 271 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,776 Move aside! 272 00:17:32,776 --> 00:17:35,108 Excuse me! 273 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:36,797 Move aside! 274 00:17:36,797 --> 00:17:40,477 Shit, they found him so quickly! 275 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,455 Push harder! Hurry up! 276 00:17:47,828 --> 00:17:49,309 Put it down! 277 00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:52,939 Believe me or not, I can and will kick both your asses. 278 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,287 Get him! 279 00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:30,659 Get out of the way. 280 00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:32,407 Bullshit! 281 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,702 Brother, why didn't you beat him up? 282 00:18:44,702 --> 00:18:47,425 You were in my way! How could I do it? 283 00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,915 Go ahead then! 284 00:18:51,253 --> 00:18:53,735 Do you think I'm stupid?! 285 00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:54,609 Give him the Death Attack! 286 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,674 Draw your sword! 287 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:05,690 Slam on your brakes, Brother! 288 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:06,789 I can't! 289 00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:08,153 Don't run! Come back! 290 00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:10,543 Don't be cowards. Come and hit me! 291 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,698 Tang Sen, are you all right? 292 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,822 He has been switched! 293 00:20:06,186 --> 00:20:07,901 Come on! Come with me! 294 00:20:11,489 --> 00:20:12,737 I looked for you everywhere, 295 00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:14,610 but all you know is how to party! 296 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:17,058 Don't you know someone is out to kill you! 297 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,646 I want to play, too! 298 00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:22,045 Stop eating and run! 299 00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:23,876 Sisters! 300 00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:27,797 Let's play a game of chicken! 301 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,558 Wow! Chicken? 302 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,375 Are you crazy? 303 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,998 You flirt with every Indian woman 304 00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:45,079 and also wastes food! 305 00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,952 You're just plain reckless! 306 00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:48,576 I don't speak English but I know you bully me. 307 00:20:48,576 --> 00:20:50,491 Just go right ahead, you bastard! 308 00:20:50,491 --> 00:20:52,930 Don't you still have to go get that will? 309 00:20:54,207 --> 00:20:55,885 Why did you drag me here? 310 00:20:55,885 --> 00:20:57,775 Who are you anyway? 311 00:20:57,775 --> 00:20:59,232 I got the wrong person! Sorry! 312 00:20:59,232 --> 00:21:00,955 Hey, come back here! 313 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,836 You should apologize to me! 314 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,615 Did you see that? 315 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,391 Wu Kong!
(Note: Sun Wu Kong is the legendary name of the Monkey King) 316 00:22:06,954 --> 00:22:08,269 This way! 317 00:22:08,269 --> 00:22:09,352 No, this way! 318 00:22:09,352 --> 00:22:12,074 We didn't catch that jerk! He's long gone! 319 00:22:12,074 --> 00:22:13,905 He's just like a monkey! 320 00:22:13,905 --> 00:22:15,096 Just like a Monkey King! 321 00:22:15,096 --> 00:22:17,202 You fools! 322 00:22:20,523 --> 00:22:22,289 Wait for my orders. 323 00:22:28,121 --> 00:22:30,880 Wait! Wait! I can't run anymore. 324 00:22:31,627 --> 00:22:33,718 Hurry up! 325 00:22:34,734 --> 00:22:35,850 What the hell have you done?! 326 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:37,256 I'm just protecting you! 327 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,337 The blond and silver-haired men put the box on a cart. 328 00:22:39,337 --> 00:22:40,236 They want to kill you! 329 00:22:40,236 --> 00:22:41,402 Can't you see that? 330 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,208 Excuse me, but who locked me in that box? 331 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,316 Aish! Are you some golden retriever? 332 00:22:44,316 --> 00:22:45,481 You're not even a husky! 333 00:22:45,481 --> 00:22:47,363 I was almost suffocated in that dark box! 334 00:22:47,363 --> 00:22:48,145 I almost choked on a damn light bulb! 335 00:22:48,145 --> 00:22:49,685 I was almost murdered by someone's smelly butt, too! 336 00:22:49,685 --> 00:22:51,150 Who's fault is all this?! 337 00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:52,366 I agree! 338 00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:53,015 Look at me! 339 00:22:53,015 --> 00:22:53,697 Look at this here! And here! 340 00:22:53,697 --> 00:22:56,487 This here, too! 341 00:22:56,487 --> 00:22:57,568 This is all your fault! 342 00:22:57,568 --> 00:23:00,524 Why am I the one who's suffering, but you get the profit? 343 00:23:00,524 --> 00:23:01,864 Ever since you got to India, 344 00:23:01,864 --> 00:23:03,404 you've been looking for trouble. 345 00:23:03,404 --> 00:23:05,502 Have you become the VIP member in an Indian cop station? 346 00:23:05,502 --> 00:23:07,143 Why can't you see the truth? 347 00:23:07,143 --> 00:23:09,057 You would've died without me! 348 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:10,098 You just tell me then, 349 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,139 have you ever offended anyone in China? 350 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:14,143 They've come here to kill you! 351 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,950 Oh, my sweet Jesus! 352 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,823 Ever since I've known you, 353 00:23:17,823 --> 00:23:19,196 I'm always getting abused. 354 00:23:19,196 --> 00:23:20,944 My butt, my face, and all my internal organs. 355 00:23:20,944 --> 00:23:23,009 You've hurt me from the inside out! 356 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:24,350 Just tell it to me straight, 357 00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:25,690 why do you want revenge on me? 358 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,130 I bet we're long lost enemies, right? 359 00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:28,587 Or did I drop you into a well in my past life? 360 00:23:28,587 --> 00:23:30,635 Why do you screw up everything in my life? 361 00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:31,892 Right, Brother! 362 00:23:31,892 --> 00:23:33,973 I could tell that you weren't a good person at first sight! 363 00:23:33,973 --> 00:23:35,389 You're a troublemaker, a broom star!
(T/N: A bad luck comet - MK streaks across sky on a cloud) 364 00:23:35,389 --> 00:23:37,786 And a funny clown! 365 00:23:37,786 --> 00:23:38,960 Brother Sen! 366 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,134 That's enough talk! 367 00:23:40,134 --> 00:23:40,758 Let's go back to the hotel! 368 00:23:40,758 --> 00:23:42,257 How can we go back to the hotel? 369 00:23:42,257 --> 00:23:44,113 He hit people and messed around! 370 00:23:44,113 --> 00:23:46,527 Are you sure the Indian Police won't eat us instead? 371 00:23:47,409 --> 00:23:49,574 They're vegetarians. I'm positive! 372 00:23:50,246 --> 00:23:51,305 You're so stupid! When I was on that stage, 373 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,954 everyone was taking pictures of me. 374 00:23:52,954 --> 00:23:53,911 Didn't you see what they did? 375 00:23:53,911 --> 00:23:55,701 Now, everyone recognizes my handsome face. 376 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,449 If I go back to the hotel, I'll get caught! 377 00:23:57,449 --> 00:23:59,114 I'm here to get a will. 378 00:23:59,114 --> 00:24:01,153 Not to go to jail! 379 00:24:01,153 --> 00:24:02,985 I'm still young, 380 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,449 I don't want to end up in jail! 381 00:24:10,186 --> 00:24:10,810 Hello? 382 00:24:10,810 --> 00:24:11,792 So, how's it going? 383 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,333 Is everything going well? Did you pick him up? 384 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,197 Boss. 385 00:24:16,197 --> 00:24:18,203 Wu Kong is a troublemaker. 386 00:24:18,203 --> 00:24:20,293 A broom star! 387 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,007 Anyhow! 388 00:24:22,007 --> 00:24:25,213 Tang Sen's safety always comes first, you know? 389 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,501 Listen, you head to the Saree Factory right now. 390 00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:29,683 I'll send someone to meet you guys. 391 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,187 Lady killer! 392 00:24:50,187 --> 00:24:52,393 Is she coming to kill you, Brother? 393 00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:54,016 Oh my god, is she here to murder me?! 394 00:24:54,016 --> 00:24:57,413 Wu Kong! Help me! 395 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,077 I'm so scared! 396 00:25:03,399 --> 00:25:05,754 Hello, Wu Jing. 397 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:09,892 Tang Sen is on the way to the Saree Factory. 398 00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:16,535 Enough! 399 00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:18,199 Here's the place. 400 00:25:18,199 --> 00:25:19,632 We have arrived safely! 401 00:25:19,632 --> 00:25:20,872 Wu Kong, 402 00:25:21,863 --> 00:25:23,319 wherever you came from, 403 00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:24,693 just go back. 404 00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,065 I promised I'd send him to Nendu Gaun to get a will. 405 00:25:27,065 --> 00:25:28,614 I need to keep my promise. 406 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,561 No, you don't have to. I'll protect him. 407 00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:32,851 Wu Kong, honestly, 408 00:25:32,851 --> 00:25:34,450 it's better if you leave. 409 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,490 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. 410 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:39,112 We can't be happy together. 411 00:25:39,112 --> 00:25:41,135 Do you think I want to stay? 412 00:25:41,135 --> 00:25:42,549 I'm doing all this just to protect my house. 413 00:25:42,549 --> 00:25:44,215 Don't worry! I'll keep your house safe! 414 00:25:44,215 --> 00:25:44,839 Now you can go! 415 00:25:44,839 --> 00:25:45,546 Just go, go, go! Go! 416 00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:46,338 Hurry! Get out of here! 417 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:47,544 Stay away from me! 418 00:25:47,544 --> 00:25:48,460 Are you serious? 419 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,283 Yes, of course! 420 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,294 Say it again. 421 00:25:56,294 --> 00:25:57,493 I, Tang Sen, 422 00:25:57,493 --> 00:25:59,882 the heir of Bao Tang Group, 423 00:25:59,882 --> 00:26:01,030 I swear! 424 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:05,085 I'll never tear down your house! Now you can go! 425 00:26:10,513 --> 00:26:12,203 Did he really leave? 426 00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:14,950 Leave then! 427 00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:16,906 Leave and never come back! 428 00:26:16,906 --> 00:26:18,138 He thinks he's as popular as curry, 429 00:26:18,138 --> 00:26:19,595 but we can still enjoy the meal without the curry! 430 00:26:19,595 --> 00:26:20,428 Lets go, Brother. 431 00:26:20,428 --> 00:26:22,151 This Saree Factory is all ours. 432 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:25,855 There are lots of beauties inside. It's so much fun! 433 00:26:33,422 --> 00:26:37,552 ♫ Gypsy... ♫ 434 00:26:47,292 --> 00:26:49,390 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 435 00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,920 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 436 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,318 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 437 00:26:54,318 --> 00:26:56,748 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 438 00:26:56,748 --> 00:27:01,519 ♫ You may come back, but you won't be able to leave so easily ♫ 439 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:03,725 ♫ I will fall into your embrace ♫ 440 00:27:03,725 --> 00:27:06,389 ♫ and take sweet revenge in love ♫ 441 00:27:06,389 --> 00:27:08,803 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 442 00:27:08,803 --> 00:27:11,234 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 443 00:27:11,234 --> 00:27:13,731 ♫ My beauty can take one's breath away ♫ 444 00:27:13,731 --> 00:27:16,853 ♫ My dear Romeo, be careful ♫ 445 00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:27,042 ♫ Gypsy. Oh, gypsy ♫ 446 00:27:39,072 --> 00:27:43,817 ♫ Gypsy... Are you ready? ♫ 447 00:27:44,883 --> 00:27:46,914 Wu Jing! 448 00:27:46,914 --> 00:27:48,487 Darling! 449 00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:52,641 Are you excited to see me again? 450 00:27:54,681 --> 00:27:57,054 Follow me upstairs. Hmm? 451 00:27:57,945 --> 00:28:00,525 Come with me. 452 00:28:03,697 --> 00:28:05,320 Why did you come to India? 453 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,677 I came here for you. 454 00:28:06,677 --> 00:28:08,359 Brother Sen... 455 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,396 Sweetheart, I missed you so much! 456 00:28:12,396 --> 00:28:13,620 Did you miss me? 457 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,135 Calm down! Wu Jing! 458 00:28:15,135 --> 00:28:17,500 Calm down! Wu Jing! 459 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,398 Jing Jing, we're not close friends. 460 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,770 You know I was drunk that night! 461 00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:23,410 I said I would love you forever 462 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,658 and kiss you 200 or 300 times a day, 463 00:28:24,658 --> 00:28:26,024 have five or six babies in three or four years, 464 00:28:26,024 --> 00:28:27,240 buy seven or eight houses in a school district, 465 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,621 but that was all bullshit! 466 00:28:28,621 --> 00:28:30,353 I was just drunk-talking! 467 00:28:30,353 --> 00:28:32,293 How could you take that seriously? 468 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,548 Whatever, I can't remember anything. 469 00:28:34,548 --> 00:28:36,081 No, my dear, 470 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,145 you remembered it quite clearly! 471 00:28:38,145 --> 00:28:41,366 You didn't even miss a word! 472 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,072 I clarified it all in the next two days. 473 00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:46,253 It was a mistake, you know. 474 00:28:46,253 --> 00:28:47,610 But you just stuck to me everywhere, 475 00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:48,983 even set fire to my house! 476 00:28:48,983 --> 00:28:51,765 I had nowhere to live. I had to hide myself. 477 00:28:52,622 --> 00:28:54,245 Now, you see... 478 00:28:54,245 --> 00:28:57,609 the flame of our love still burns. 479 00:29:01,471 --> 00:29:02,953 Tang Sen, 480 00:29:02,953 --> 00:29:05,217 I don't have to live on your love. 481 00:29:05,217 --> 00:29:07,756 You said you'd love to take care of me forever. 482 00:29:07,756 --> 00:29:09,462 You said you would marry me. 483 00:29:09,462 --> 00:29:12,543 Now, everyone knows it. 484 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,916 I've even put our relationship status on WeChat. 485 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,722 Oh, god, I've gotten millions of likes! 486 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:18,887 They call me Mrs. Tang! 487 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:23,033 My parents have even made a clan hall for us. 488 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:24,181 Look. See? 489 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,680 Doesn't it look nice? 490 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,543 We're still alive! 491 00:29:30,982 --> 00:29:34,021 Someone knows I hate your guts, 492 00:29:34,021 --> 00:29:37,526 so he sent me here to control you. 493 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:41,497 You'll be killed in a little while. 494 00:29:41,497 --> 00:29:43,195 What do you mean by "someone?" 495 00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:45,909 Who wants to kill me? 496 00:29:47,216 --> 00:29:49,496 If you treat me badly, 497 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,894 I'll treat you the same. 498 00:29:51,894 --> 00:29:54,192 But don't worry, 499 00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,348 I won't kill you. 500 00:29:59,062 --> 00:30:02,542 If you're not going to kill me, then why do you have grilling tools? 501 00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:05,814 Behave yourself! 502 00:30:07,029 --> 00:30:07,912 Stay away! 503 00:30:07,912 --> 00:30:09,318 Zhu Tianpeng, save me! 504 00:30:09,318 --> 00:30:11,716 Wu Jing is going to eat my flesh! 505 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:23,703 Beautiful? 506 00:30:24,470 --> 00:30:26,101 Beautiful. 507 00:30:26,101 --> 00:30:27,283 Don't go. 508 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,341 Chat with me. 509 00:30:28,341 --> 00:30:30,646 Let's do it! 510 00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,294 Wu Kong... 511 00:30:33,294 --> 00:30:35,366 I was wrong. 512 00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,456 Help me! 513 00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,869 Baby! 514 00:30:49,869 --> 00:30:53,265 Where are you taking me? 515 00:31:08,275 --> 00:31:11,447 What makes you, baby girls, think you can beat me? 516 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:13,211 Oh, come on! Let me tell you, 517 00:31:13,211 --> 00:31:14,901 I know Kung Fu! 518 00:31:14,901 --> 00:31:17,990 I've taken martial arts classes before! 519 00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:27,588 Darling, don't be scared! 520 00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:29,436 Help! 521 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,939 Honey, honey! 522 00:31:33,939 --> 00:31:36,437 I love you, my husband, 523 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,409 Darling!
[I'm an asshole] 524 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:43,055 Tang Sen! 525 00:31:43,055 --> 00:31:45,237 Pay for my airfare! 526 00:31:47,285 --> 00:31:48,908 Tang Sen? 527 00:31:51,521 --> 00:31:53,362 Sweetheart, I love you. 528 00:31:53,362 --> 00:31:55,642 Help me! Help! 529 00:31:55,642 --> 00:31:57,482 Sweetie! 530 00:31:59,164 --> 00:32:01,137 Wu... Kong! 531 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:02,910 Wu Kong! 532 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:05,957 I knew you would come back! 533 00:32:08,113 --> 00:32:09,470 Stop her! 534 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:12,959 Look, she is trying to grill me! 535 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,481 This crazy woman will murder me! 536 00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:20,084 This is a lovers quarrel. 537 00:32:20,084 --> 00:32:21,016 You'd better mind your own business. 538 00:32:21,016 --> 00:32:22,665 I don't know her at all! 539 00:32:22,665 --> 00:32:24,547 You don't know me... 540 00:32:25,596 --> 00:32:27,843 If not, do you think I would do this with him? 541 00:32:27,843 --> 00:32:30,057 It's just a photo from that party game, "Truth or Die!" 542 00:32:30,057 --> 00:32:33,495 I can't believe you are saying that! 543 00:32:36,293 --> 00:32:37,125 Look, here! 544 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:38,523 This is what I did for him! 545 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:41,554 I had his personal mark tattooed on my body. 546 00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:46,215 Wu Kong, don't trust her! 547 00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:47,356 She is a crazy woman! 548 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,571 My life is in danger! 549 00:32:49,571 --> 00:32:53,083 You promised me you would be with me forever. 550 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,132 Did you forget? 551 00:32:54,132 --> 00:32:56,480 I told you I got a bit drunk? 552 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,378 You mean you won't admit what you promised after being drunk? 553 00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:01,409 My dad gave birth to me after drunk sex. 554 00:33:01,409 --> 00:33:02,890 Doesn't that sound ridiculous! 555 00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:04,606 Shut up! 556 00:33:05,121 --> 00:33:06,694 You had sex with her after being drunk. 557 00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:09,294 And now, you want to go back on your word, right? 558 00:33:10,341 --> 00:33:12,306 - I didn't.
- Shut up! 559 00:33:12,306 --> 00:33:15,395 The most-hated word in my life is "abandon!" 560 00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:19,965 Wu Kong, don't treat me like this. 561 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,272 - I'll leave this dude to you!
- Let me go! 562 00:33:21,272 --> 00:33:23,269 Teach him a good lesson! 563 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:23,886 Thank you, brother! 564 00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:25,450 This is not good, Wu Kong! 565 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:26,324 Are you insane? 566 00:33:26,324 --> 00:33:27,698 You said I was in danger when I was safe. 567 00:33:27,698 --> 00:33:29,031 Now that I'm in danger, you're just leaving me behind. 568 00:33:29,031 --> 00:33:30,320 Is this how you protect me? 569 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,026 Wu Kong! Come back here! 570 00:33:33,026 --> 00:33:34,841 Wu Kong! I knew you wouldn't leave me alone! 571 00:33:34,841 --> 00:33:36,972 The most hated word in my mind is also "abandon." 572 00:33:36,972 --> 00:33:39,045 I knew you'd change your mind. 573 00:33:39,045 --> 00:33:40,851 It's okay. 574 00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:42,807 I can forgive you since you recovered from your mistake. 575 00:33:42,807 --> 00:33:44,598 Pay for my return flight, I deserve it! 576 00:33:44,598 --> 00:33:46,928 From now on I won't care if you die! 577 00:33:46,928 --> 00:33:48,536 I'll give everything I have to you. Just get me out of here, please! 578 00:33:48,536 --> 00:33:50,059 I'll buy a first-class seat for you! First-class! 579 00:33:50,059 --> 00:33:51,957 What instructions did Boss give? 580 00:33:51,957 --> 00:33:54,188 Kill them all. 581 00:33:54,188 --> 00:33:55,129 Wu Kong! 582 00:33:55,129 --> 00:33:57,252 Don't go away, come back! 583 00:33:57,252 --> 00:34:00,856 If I get the will, I'll split the money with you 50-50! 584 00:34:03,162 --> 00:34:05,401 Help me! 585 00:34:23,258 --> 00:34:24,532 Don't get me wrong! 586 00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:28,203 I'm finished with him, I've nothing more to do with him! 587 00:34:30,009 --> 00:34:31,616 Husband. 588 00:34:36,128 --> 00:34:38,193 Don't get me wrong! Girls! 589 00:34:38,193 --> 00:34:40,557 Husband! 590 00:34:45,535 --> 00:34:46,559 Wu Kong! 591 00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:48,125 Bravo! 592 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:49,448 It's none of my business! 593 00:34:49,448 --> 00:34:51,821 Are you all right? Thank you for saving me! 594 00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:56,732 Husband. 595 00:35:00,312 --> 00:35:01,277 Bravo! 596 00:35:01,277 --> 00:35:03,359 That jerk is nuts! 597 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:13,939 What're you looking at?! 598 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,625 Stop! Stop! I said stop it! 599 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:23,297 These crazy women did really well. 600 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:43,076 Come, come, come! Come on over here! 601 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:44,683 Come! 602 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,218 Brother Sen! 603 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:12,260 Wu Kong, help! 604 00:37:13,026 --> 00:37:13,733 Brother Sen! 605 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:14,690 Tang Sen! 606 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,323 Tang Sen! Don't run away! 607 00:37:16,323 --> 00:37:17,921 Come back to me! 608 00:37:17,921 --> 00:37:19,353 I'm never letting you go! 609 00:37:19,353 --> 00:37:20,152 Come back! 610 00:37:20,152 --> 00:37:23,007 I don't want to see you ever again! 611 00:37:28,426 --> 00:37:30,075 Knock him dead! 612 00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:32,397 Knock him dead! 613 00:37:36,518 --> 00:37:37,734 Didn't we meet those two men at the airport? 614 00:37:37,734 --> 00:37:38,466 Oh, now you see it! 615 00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:39,774 Yes, even if you tell me a stone gets pregnant, I'll believe it! 616 00:37:39,774 --> 00:37:41,138 Hurry! 617 00:37:41,138 --> 00:37:42,646 Hurry! 618 00:37:42,646 --> 00:37:44,852 Catch him! 619 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,904 Wu Kong, help me! 620 00:38:48,678 --> 00:38:51,866 We've beaten up the wrong person! 621 00:38:57,277 --> 00:38:58,384 What do we do about Zhu Tianpeng? 622 00:38:58,384 --> 00:39:00,916 Never mind, there's only one way. 623 00:39:01,831 --> 00:39:03,704 Hey! My bicycle! 624 00:39:04,412 --> 00:39:05,777 Brother Sen! 625 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,891 My brother will save me! 626 00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:10,381 Shut up already! 627 00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:12,869 Take me to Tang Sen! 628 00:39:12,869 --> 00:39:15,866 If a man doesn't marry you even after acting the fool, 629 00:39:16,882 --> 00:39:19,579 he is just not that into you! 630 00:39:19,579 --> 00:39:21,195 Then, who is the one he loves? 631 00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:22,868 I've no idea. 632 00:39:23,683 --> 00:39:25,316 But it's not you. 633 00:39:25,316 --> 00:39:28,370 You may have possibly fallen in love with the Mr. Wrong in your life, 634 00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:30,968 but the gods will bring a Mr.Right to you 635 00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,908 some time. Right? 636 00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:36,529 You'll just have to wait. 637 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:39,501 Go to the hell! 638 00:39:43,305 --> 00:39:45,695 You look like a spicy lobster! 639 00:39:49,324 --> 00:39:52,721 Wu Kong, look. I feel like my breast is medium well done!
[I'm an asshole] 640 00:40:31,281 --> 00:40:32,363 Why are you laughing at me? 641 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,244 Your mouth is as big as a frog's. 642 00:40:37,092 --> 00:40:38,299 Don't take my picture! 643 00:40:38,299 --> 00:40:40,430 This is not fuckin' funny! 644 00:40:43,144 --> 00:40:44,759 I told you, 645 00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,058 no more photos! 646 00:41:20,356 --> 00:41:23,445 Look out, be careful! 647 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,614 Wu Kong... 648 00:41:46,946 --> 00:41:48,727 Wu Kong. 649 00:42:20,444 --> 00:42:22,825 Wu Kong, are you okay? 650 00:42:22,825 --> 00:42:24,407 Thank god! You're alive! 651 00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,238 Is it worth risking your life for a walnut? 652 00:42:26,238 --> 00:42:28,286 Don't you follow me! 653 00:42:28,286 --> 00:42:29,335 If you leave me, what will I do? 654 00:42:29,335 --> 00:42:30,351 Too many people want to kidnap me! 655 00:42:30,351 --> 00:42:32,124 I'm in real danger! 656 00:42:32,124 --> 00:42:34,588 I did wrong, okay? It's all my fault! 657 00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:36,036 I know you like taking pictures, just do it! 658 00:42:36,036 --> 00:42:37,202 I'll do some modeling poses for you! 659 00:42:37,202 --> 00:42:38,101 I told you! 660 00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:40,274 Don't follow me! 661 00:42:41,672 --> 00:42:42,380 All right, go! 662 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:44,911 I will tear down your house if you dare. 663 00:42:47,184 --> 00:42:49,656 You promised you wouldn't do that. 664 00:42:49,656 --> 00:42:50,538 Who said that? 665 00:42:50,538 --> 00:42:52,544 It was you! 666 00:42:52,544 --> 00:42:54,867 Do you have any proof? 667 00:42:54,867 --> 00:42:56,324 Yes, I do. 668 00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,880 You don't want to keep your promise... 669 00:42:59,737 --> 00:43:00,736 Where is it? 670 00:43:00,736 --> 00:43:03,483 Just show it to me. 671 00:43:05,706 --> 00:43:07,129 Come on, show me your proof. 672 00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:09,019 Let me see it. Nothing to show, huh? 673 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,518 Prove it. 674 00:43:12,224 --> 00:43:13,390 Hello? Yang? 675 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,005 Yes, Master Tang. 676 00:43:15,005 --> 00:43:16,554 Are you still at Wu Kong's place? 677 00:43:16,554 --> 00:43:19,783 Yes, we're getting ready to leave. 678 00:43:19,783 --> 00:43:20,715 Stay there! 679 00:43:20,715 --> 00:43:22,231 Pull it down! Tear it to pieces! 680 00:43:22,231 --> 00:43:23,147 How dare you! 681 00:43:23,147 --> 00:43:24,471 Hold on one second. 682 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:25,627 Come back! 683 00:43:25,627 --> 00:43:26,851 - Come back?
- Stay here! 684 00:43:26,851 --> 00:43:27,733 Only if you promise 685 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:30,256 you'll help me get the will. 686 00:43:30,256 --> 00:43:32,271 If you dare do it, I'll leave right now! 687 00:43:32,271 --> 00:43:34,144 If you dare to leave, I'll do it at once! 688 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:35,326 You do it, then I'll just leave! 689 00:43:35,326 --> 00:43:36,034 You leave, then I'll just do it! 690 00:43:36,034 --> 00:43:36,949 You try it and you'll see! 691 00:43:36,949 --> 00:43:37,657 If you don't care, leave! 692 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,240 Do it! 693 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,080 You leave! 694 00:43:47,039 --> 00:43:48,671 Stop fucking laughing at me! 695 00:43:48,671 --> 00:43:50,435 Stand at attention! 696 00:43:51,409 --> 00:43:55,047 Pull... it... down... 697 00:44:01,674 --> 00:44:04,171 Stand on one leg! 698 00:44:04,171 --> 00:44:07,368 Pull... it... down... 699 00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,445 Do we do it or not? 700 00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:15,968 Hey, just stop him! 701 00:44:16,642 --> 00:44:18,141 Put the plan on hold! 702 00:44:18,141 --> 00:44:20,222 If I don't call you back after 24 hours, 703 00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:22,661 destroy it in a minute! 704 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,425 What the hell do you want? 705 00:44:24,425 --> 00:44:26,074 I did it to prevent you from going away. 706 00:44:26,074 --> 00:44:27,164 Twenty-four hours from now, 707 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,580 as long as you're still with me, 708 00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:30,736 it's only a call away. I'll handle it, okay? 709 00:44:30,736 --> 00:44:31,810 Stand on one leg! 710 00:44:31,810 --> 00:44:33,550 Come on! 711 00:44:34,515 --> 00:44:36,438 Those two guys are gone! 712 00:44:36,438 --> 00:44:38,620 Can't you do anything right? 713 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,800 Did your brains shut down? 714 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,964 Listen, we made the deal first. 715 00:44:43,964 --> 00:44:46,253 How could you send another gang here? 716 00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:48,085 You broke the rules, you know. 717 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:51,473 Well, let's make this simple.You pay me ¥2.5 million first, 718 00:44:51,473 --> 00:44:52,913 then I'll hire a bunch of new faces for you. 719 00:44:52,913 --> 00:44:56,260 I guarantee you, I'll give you a surprise. Okay? 720 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:57,908 Two crews couldn't even get it done! 721 00:44:57,908 --> 00:44:59,881 I'm warning you: If you haven't handled him by tomorrow, 722 00:44:59,881 --> 00:45:02,278 I won't pay you one cent! 723 00:45:02,278 --> 00:45:04,984 How can he hang up so fast, acts just like a monkey! 724 00:45:04,984 --> 00:45:06,399 Hello, Mr. Nine, 725 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:09,254 I'm calling you to ask a favor. 726 00:45:09,254 --> 00:45:12,226 I'm retired now. 727 00:45:12,226 --> 00:45:15,082 I'll pay you double. 728 00:45:15,082 --> 00:45:16,996 I'm too lazy to go out. 729 00:45:16,996 --> 00:45:20,243 You'll get triple the pay. 730 00:45:20,243 --> 00:45:23,873 I prefer to sip tea at home. 731 00:45:23,873 --> 00:45:26,121 Five times the rate. 732 00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:30,150 I'll think about it. 733 00:45:45,501 --> 00:45:47,440 They're all staring at me! 734 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,147 Do they want to kidnap me? 735 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,271 Hey, stop bothering me. 736 00:45:50,271 --> 00:45:52,127 Pull... it... down! 737 00:45:56,073 --> 00:45:57,946 Is he going to cut off my head? 738 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,176 He is just selling fruit! 739 00:46:01,176 --> 00:46:02,400 But he has a knife! 740 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,923 So you just assume it's for killing you? 741 00:46:03,923 --> 00:46:06,421 Everyone has teeth, so you assume all of them will bite you? 742 00:46:06,421 --> 00:46:07,312 By the way, 743 00:46:07,312 --> 00:46:08,336 I've no problem with you holding my hand, 744 00:46:08,336 --> 00:46:10,459 but please don't interlock fingers with me! 745 00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:11,915 Your hand is damn wet! 746 00:46:11,915 --> 00:46:13,039 I gotta pee. 747 00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:14,496 Then go do it. 748 00:46:14,496 --> 00:46:16,120 I don't dare go alone. 749 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,659 Do you want me to do it for you, too? 750 00:46:17,659 --> 00:46:18,992 Come with me. 751 00:46:18,992 --> 00:46:20,241 I don't want to pee! 752 00:46:20,241 --> 00:46:22,913 Pull... it... down...! 753 00:46:32,269 --> 00:46:34,326 Sister, could you please turn me loose? 754 00:46:34,326 --> 00:46:35,833 I promise I won't run away. 755 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,013 Why are you always clinging to Brother Sen? 756 00:46:38,013 --> 00:46:39,596 Do you want his money, is that it? 757 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:41,302 Pshaw! 758 00:46:41,302 --> 00:46:43,425 Do you see me as a greedy woman? 759 00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,147 I'm a serious woman indeed. 760 00:46:46,147 --> 00:46:47,795 You can't understand because you're single. 761 00:46:47,795 --> 00:46:48,686 Who do you mean? 762 00:46:48,686 --> 00:46:49,685 You! 763 00:46:49,685 --> 00:46:51,484 I have a girlfriend! 764 00:46:51,484 --> 00:46:52,790 She is very smart. 765 00:46:52,790 --> 00:46:54,846 When I called her on my buddy's cellphone, 766 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:56,661 she even recognized my voice before I said a word. 767 00:46:56,661 --> 00:46:57,643 Why? 768 00:46:57,643 --> 00:47:00,665 Because she responded, honey! 769 00:47:02,006 --> 00:47:03,213 Stop the car! 770 00:47:03,213 --> 00:47:07,642 I have to pee! I have to pee! 771 00:47:08,707 --> 00:47:10,106 Don't play any tricks on me! 772 00:47:10,106 --> 00:47:11,904 I won't try any monkey tricks! 773 00:47:11,904 --> 00:47:13,819 No peeking! 774 00:47:13,819 --> 00:47:15,625 No peeking! 775 00:47:16,741 --> 00:47:17,807 No peeking! 776 00:47:17,807 --> 00:47:19,563 I won't peek! 777 00:47:20,362 --> 00:47:22,052 No peeking! 778 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,458 You made a fool out of me! 779 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,639 Don't run! 780 00:47:42,347 --> 00:47:43,930 Hey, what are you doing? 781 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:44,795 I'm calling my office in China 782 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,277 to let them know I'm being hunted. 783 00:47:46,277 --> 00:47:47,859 Are you stupid? 784 00:47:47,859 --> 00:47:50,065 So many people want to kill you now and you still dare to call them? 785 00:47:50,065 --> 00:47:52,354 Hung up! Now! 786 00:47:52,354 --> 00:47:53,895 I guess Uncle Lee wouldn't cheat me, right? 787 00:47:53,895 --> 00:47:57,424 But how can you know that there's no one monitoring your phone? 788 00:47:57,424 --> 00:48:00,538 Is your brain in the Power Failure mode? 789 00:48:03,385 --> 00:48:04,134 You must protect me. 790 00:48:04,134 --> 00:48:05,807 You're the only friend I have. 791 00:48:05,807 --> 00:48:07,256 Who the hell is your friend! 792 00:48:07,256 --> 00:48:09,087 We've known each other for all of two days. 793 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,353 Once I get you to your destination, 794 00:48:10,353 --> 00:48:12,808 we will become strangers again. 795 00:48:12,808 --> 00:48:15,980 You're a rich man, why don't you have friends? 796 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,261 It's a long story, 797 00:48:18,994 --> 00:48:20,101 Do you really want to know? 798 00:48:20,101 --> 00:48:22,656 No, you just check out right now. 799 00:48:24,114 --> 00:48:25,462 How did you like our food? 800 00:48:25,462 --> 00:48:27,044 It costs 1,700 rupees. 801 00:48:27,044 --> 00:48:28,384 Okay. 802 00:48:30,857 --> 00:48:32,980 Delicious! You cook so well. 803 00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:35,510 God dammit! 804 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,508 My wallet got burned up at the Saree Factory! 805 00:48:37,508 --> 00:48:38,782 You grabbed my money, right? 806 00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:41,554 I dropped the money when I saved you! 807 00:48:44,109 --> 00:48:44,883 I got an idea. 808 00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:45,483 What the hell do you want? 809 00:48:45,483 --> 00:48:48,572 You can barter the watch to pay for it! 810 00:48:48,572 --> 00:48:49,878 You can take anything, but not this! 811 00:48:49,878 --> 00:48:51,419 Why are you so stingy? You're a rich guy. 812 00:48:51,419 --> 00:48:52,393 I have another idea. 813 00:48:52,393 --> 00:48:54,049 Sit back in your seat. 814 00:48:55,348 --> 00:48:56,580 Don't worry. 815 00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:58,079 He is rich. He'll figure it out. 816 00:48:58,079 --> 00:48:59,927 One second, I'll call someone to pay it! 817 00:48:59,927 --> 00:49:02,008 You should pay for your own meal. 818 00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:04,114 See, the vegetables, flour, and chili peppers? 819 00:49:04,114 --> 00:49:06,279 I bought everything from far away. 820 00:49:06,279 --> 00:49:08,876 I was sweating like a pig 821 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:11,248 and stumbled a few times, 822 00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:13,888 You can even tell since my eyes are not straight. 823 00:49:13,888 --> 00:49:17,067 Zhu Tianpeng, don't run! 824 00:49:17,067 --> 00:49:19,098 You can't outrun me! 825 00:49:19,098 --> 00:49:22,095 You stupid jerk, Zhu Tianpeng! 826 00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:24,743 You girlfriend called your friend 'Honey' 827 00:49:24,743 --> 00:49:26,516 not you! 828 00:49:26,516 --> 00:49:29,063 What did you say? 829 00:49:29,063 --> 00:49:30,920 What did I say? 830 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,417 How dare you make a fool out of me? Silly pig! 831 00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:37,297 Come with me! Find Tang Sen! 832 00:49:38,429 --> 00:49:40,077 Let's go! 833 00:49:41,925 --> 00:49:43,033 My foot got stuck! 834 00:49:43,033 --> 00:49:44,697 Don't play dumb on me? Come! 835 00:49:44,697 --> 00:49:46,954 I'm not lying! 836 00:49:48,211 --> 00:49:51,374 The train is coming! Untie my shoelace, quick! 837 00:49:51,374 --> 00:49:52,398 Come on! 838 00:49:52,398 --> 00:49:55,096 You made the knot too damn firmly! 839 00:49:57,159 --> 00:49:58,600 You can leave now! 840 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,806 Leave me here alone! 841 00:50:00,806 --> 00:50:02,346 Let me die under the train! 842 00:50:02,346 --> 00:50:03,428 No way! 843 00:50:03,428 --> 00:50:04,386 If you die, 844 00:50:04,386 --> 00:50:06,883 who will take me to find Tang Sen? 845 00:50:07,774 --> 00:50:10,438 If you were my girlfriend... 846 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,857 Lose one leg and save your life! 847 00:50:34,122 --> 00:50:36,286 You're teasing me! 848 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,250 You must take responsibility for me now! 849 00:50:40,724 --> 00:50:44,061 Tell me, did you already know it would turn over there? 850 00:50:45,984 --> 00:50:47,808 Go to the hell! 851 00:50:49,065 --> 00:50:51,604 I worry that you won't be able to pay your way to Nendu Gaun 852 00:50:51,604 --> 00:50:53,976 and you'll die of hunger halfway before you arrive there. 853 00:50:53,976 --> 00:50:57,622 If you guys go attend the "Bull King" Chilli Eating Championship, 854 00:50:57,622 --> 00:51:00,669 you might get a huge bonus. 855 00:51:00,669 --> 00:51:03,833 It'll cover your travel expenses. 856 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:06,331 Remember that. 857 00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:07,529 Where are we? 858 00:51:07,529 --> 00:51:09,253 He said we would make money here. 859 00:51:09,253 --> 00:51:11,350 We can make money here? 860 00:51:24,362 --> 00:51:38,722 ♫ It's so spicy ♫ 861 00:51:40,845 --> 00:51:44,508 ♫ This reminds you of your strict grandmother, it brings tears to your eyes ♫ 862 00:51:44,508 --> 00:51:48,088 ♫ Ripe, but poisonous. Havoc on the tongue ♫ 863 00:51:48,088 --> 00:51:52,167 ♫ Once it enters your mouth ♫ 864 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:55,897 ♫ it'll blow you out of your mind ♫ 865 00:51:55,897 --> 00:51:59,826 ♫ What is bound to happen, will happen ♫ 866 00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:06,144 ♫ The one who eats it all, wins ♫ 867 00:52:06,144 --> 00:52:20,637 ♫ It's so spicy! ♫ 868 00:52:26,216 --> 00:52:27,489 It's your time, dude! 869 00:52:27,489 --> 00:52:28,197 Why me? 870 00:52:28,197 --> 00:52:30,295 I cant eat Chilies. I'll go into shock! 871 00:52:30,295 --> 00:52:32,817 The same with me. I will die! 872 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,565 Are you kidding me? You're a Sichuan person! 873 00:52:34,565 --> 00:52:36,805 Not really, I come from Xingtai! 874 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:37,654 It makes no difference, whatever! 875 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:39,660 Sign him up! 876 00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:42,282 Hello, hello, hello, he would like to sign up 877 00:52:42,282 --> 00:52:43,389 He loves chilies! 878 00:52:43,389 --> 00:52:44,780 Are you from Africa? 879 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:47,485 - Oh, no, no, no! We're from China.
- Ah! 880 00:52:47,485 --> 00:52:48,676 Welcome! 881 00:52:48,676 --> 00:52:50,324 Nice to meet you! 882 00:52:50,324 --> 00:52:51,631 What did he say? 883 00:52:51,631 --> 00:52:53,987 He welcomed us for joining their contest. Shake hands! 884 00:52:53,987 --> 00:52:55,311 Who says I'm joining this contest? 885 00:52:55,311 --> 00:52:57,666 You can do it yourself! 886 00:52:57,666 --> 00:52:59,548 I... 887 00:52:59,548 --> 00:53:00,846 I h-have no interest in this. 888 00:53:00,846 --> 00:53:02,769 I... 889 00:53:02,769 --> 00:53:05,284 I-I gotta go. Okay (in English)? 890 00:53:05,284 --> 00:53:07,831 It's okay. 891 00:53:07,831 --> 00:53:08,713 You are not allowed to quit! 892 00:53:08,713 --> 00:53:10,054 I heard him say, "OKAY"! 893 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:12,668 Don't you see he keeps shaking his head? 894 00:53:12,668 --> 00:53:14,841 Wait a minute. 895 00:53:14,841 --> 00:53:17,022 He likes to eat his own chilies. 896 00:53:17,022 --> 00:53:17,913 No, no, no. 897 00:53:17,913 --> 00:53:21,092 He must eat the chili we provided. 898 00:53:21,092 --> 00:53:24,556 He said, kowtow to him three times and you can quit! 899 00:53:24,556 --> 00:53:27,069 Participants always cheat like you 900 00:53:27,069 --> 00:53:29,367 and so he takes it for granted. 901 00:53:29,367 --> 00:53:30,675 Well, Wu Kong, kowtow to the Lord, 902 00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,256 then, we can leave. 903 00:53:32,256 --> 00:53:34,004 What did he say! Ask him to say it again! 904 00:53:34,004 --> 00:53:36,560 He insists to stay! 905 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,057 You have courage! 906 00:53:39,057 --> 00:53:40,540 What did he say? 907 00:53:44,177 --> 00:53:45,867 He said you looked like a good-natured minion 908 00:53:45,867 --> 00:53:47,832 and you're a Mister Fancy-pants.
(T/N: Term can mean pretentious) 909 00:53:47,832 --> 00:53:50,096 Don't shame your ancestors. 910 00:53:52,877 --> 00:53:54,308 I'm a real man! 911 00:53:54,308 --> 00:53:55,540 I... 912 00:53:56,248 --> 00:53:57,605 will join this contest! 913 00:53:57,605 --> 00:53:59,603 He definitely can win! 914 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:03,391 Now, welcome the challenger from the East! 915 00:54:03,391 --> 00:54:05,280 You're the best! 916 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:18,783 I can't lose face here! 917 00:54:20,873 --> 00:54:23,379 Now we start! 918 00:54:23,379 --> 00:54:32,245 ♫ It's so spicy! ♫ 919 00:54:32,245 --> 00:54:34,517 You're the best! Wu Kong!
♫ It's so spicy ♫ 920 00:54:34,517 --> 00:54:39,395 ♫It's so spicy ♫ 921 00:54:39,395 --> 00:54:42,901 ♫ This reminds you of your strict grandmother, It brings tears to your eyes ♫ 922 00:54:42,901 --> 00:54:46,813 ♫ Ripe, but not poisonous, Havoc on the tongue ♫ 923 00:54:46,813 --> 00:54:50,559 ♫ Once it enters your mouthc♫ 924 00:54:50,559 --> 00:54:54,189 ♫ It'll blow you out of your mind ♫ 925 00:54:54,189 --> 00:54:57,019 ♫ What is bound to happen, will happen ♫ 926 00:54:57,019 --> 00:55:05,119 ♫ The one who eats it all, wins ♫ 927 00:55:05,119 --> 00:55:14,734 ♫ It's so spicy. It's so spicy ♫ 928 00:55:27,596 --> 00:55:28,962 Wu Kong! 929 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,007 Do you still want to save your house? 930 00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:01,945 Our new champion is from China. 931 00:56:01,945 --> 00:56:03,934 We won! 932 00:56:03,934 --> 00:56:07,322 Wu Kong, we did it! 933 00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:08,513 I said you're the best! 934 00:56:08,513 --> 00:56:09,303 I bet that you'd win! 935 00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:10,677 Are you convinced yet? 936 00:56:10,677 --> 00:56:12,675 It is well-deserved! 937 00:56:15,464 --> 00:56:19,668 You know, my instincts are always right. 938 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:28,883 Don't... rub... your... eyes! 939 00:56:33,695 --> 00:56:35,277 My eyes! 940 00:56:35,277 --> 00:56:37,658 Wu Kong! Wu Kong! 941 00:56:42,478 --> 00:56:43,727 My eyes! 942 00:56:43,727 --> 00:56:46,107 He's cheating! 943 00:56:47,598 --> 00:56:50,070 My eyes! 944 00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:51,402 My eyes are killing me? 945 00:56:51,402 --> 00:56:53,633 Help! King! Help! 946 00:57:03,182 --> 00:57:07,602 Easy, easy, easy... 947 00:57:16,285 --> 00:57:19,149 Sorry! Your breast is swollen. 948 00:57:19,149 --> 00:57:21,796 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 949 00:57:33,067 --> 00:57:34,833 Get them! 950 00:57:38,504 --> 00:57:40,369 Catch him! 951 00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:13,151 Get my money back! 952 00:58:32,199 --> 00:58:33,764 Run, quick! 953 00:58:33,764 --> 00:58:34,846 I twisted my ankle! 954 00:58:34,846 --> 00:58:37,302 I'll carry you on my back! 955 00:58:48,349 --> 00:58:50,380 This way! 956 00:58:55,133 --> 00:58:56,899 Crazy guys! 957 00:59:09,161 --> 00:59:11,825 Are you all right? Stand up! 958 00:59:27,309 --> 00:59:29,058 Holy shit! They have a vehicle, too! 959 00:59:29,058 --> 00:59:29,915 How many? 960 00:59:29,915 --> 00:59:31,355 Only one motorcycle! 961 00:59:31,355 --> 00:59:33,653 I'm going to beat him one-on-one! 962 00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:34,693 Hit the hot pepper! 963 00:59:34,693 --> 00:59:35,734 There's ten people now! 964 00:59:35,734 --> 00:59:36,566 Come on! Speed up! 965 00:59:36,566 --> 00:59:37,865 Come on! Speed up! 966 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,230 Hurry! Hurry! 967 00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:41,628 Speed it up! Hurry! 968 00:59:53,383 --> 00:59:56,920 Watch out! Watch out! 969 00:59:58,435 --> 01:00:01,482 Watch out! 970 01:00:03,647 --> 01:00:05,445 Kid, Kid! 971 01:00:34,224 --> 01:00:36,439 You bastard. 972 01:00:41,983 --> 01:00:42,857 Dammit! It's blocked at both ends! 973 01:00:42,857 --> 01:00:44,971 We're dead meat! 974 01:00:47,327 --> 01:00:48,160 Do you want a fight? 975 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,051 Come on, fight! 976 01:00:49,051 --> 01:00:50,549 - You think you guys are tough?
- You think you guys are tough? 977 01:00:50,549 --> 01:00:53,221 - My buddies will kick your ass!
- - My buddies will kick your ass! 978 01:00:53,221 --> 01:00:55,020 You tell them, they're our buddies. 979 01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:56,943 Bull King can crush you between his fingers! 980 01:00:56,943 --> 01:00:58,316 I'm telling you, don't run away! 981 01:00:58,316 --> 01:00:59,590 You're not a man if you don't dare. 982 01:00:59,590 --> 01:01:00,480 - Come on! Come on!
- Come on! Come on! 983 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,995 Come on! Don't be a coward!
- Come on! Don't be a coward! 984 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:03,344 If you quit, you will be my grandson!
- If you quit, you will be my grandson! 985 01:01:03,344 --> 01:01:04,376 Boss. 986 01:01:04,376 --> 01:01:05,084 What should we do now? 987 01:01:05,084 --> 01:01:05,858 Brother! 988 01:01:05,858 --> 01:01:06,749 What shall we do? 989 01:01:06,749 --> 01:01:08,331 We cant let Indian people look down on us! 990 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,094 Don't make the Chinese despise us! Fight! 991 01:01:11,094 --> 01:01:12,418 Charge! 992 01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:14,932 Fight them! Charge! 993 01:01:23,207 --> 01:01:24,855 ♫ I'm so happy I'm stirring fried tripe ♫ 994 01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,520 ♫ The son-in-law is a baby fat guy ♫ 995 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,551 ♫ I'm so happy. Don't cheat my buddy ♫ 996 01:01:28,551 --> 01:01:30,059 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 997 01:01:30,059 --> 01:01:31,807 ♫ Fried egg with curry chicken ♫ 998 01:01:31,807 --> 01:01:33,513 ♫ I have no land ♫ 999 01:01:33,513 --> 01:01:35,361 ♫ I'm so happy. Don't cheat my buddy ♫ 1000 01:01:35,361 --> 01:01:37,034 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 1001 01:01:37,034 --> 01:01:40,731 ♫Make you mouth water, Aunt ordered curry chicken ♫ 1002 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:44,127 ♫ Curry chicken is not available ♫ 1003 01:01:44,127 --> 01:01:47,016 ♫T he brother ordered the same. Sorry no curry... ♫ 1004 01:01:47,016 --> 01:01:49,746 ♫ What are you eating? ♫ 1005 01:01:49,746 --> 01:01:53,343 ♫ Let's pick up some steamed bread ♫ 1006 01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:56,523 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar ♫ 1007 01:01:56,523 --> 01:02:00,069 ♫ I picked up some steamed bread ♫ 1008 01:02:00,069 --> 01:02:03,915 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar ♫ 1009 01:02:22,713 --> 01:02:24,244 Master Tang? 1010 01:02:24,244 --> 01:02:27,890 We're negotiating with Kuake Funds. 1011 01:02:27,890 --> 01:02:32,461 They've agreed to acquire our program 1012 01:02:32,461 --> 01:02:35,117 and are offering us double the price of other companies. 1013 01:02:35,117 --> 01:02:36,199 Well, just sell it! 1014 01:02:36,199 --> 01:02:39,363 But they put forward a condition to tear down that loft right now. 1015 01:02:39,363 --> 01:02:41,194 Just do it then! 1016 01:02:41,194 --> 01:02:42,110 I'll appease him somehow. 1017 01:02:42,110 --> 01:02:44,283 Money is everything! 1018 01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:47,479 Wait, hold on. 1019 01:02:47,479 --> 01:02:49,136 I'd better discuss it with him. 1020 01:02:49,136 --> 01:02:51,275 Hello? Hello? 1021 01:02:51,275 --> 01:02:53,057 Can you hear me? 1022 01:03:05,394 --> 01:03:07,800 I need a break. 1023 01:03:11,471 --> 01:03:13,469 What's the time? 1024 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:17,407 3:00 p.m. Are you hungry again? 1025 01:03:18,364 --> 01:03:19,979 Time's up! Twenty-four hours have passed! 1026 01:03:19,979 --> 01:03:21,195 Don't let anyone demolish my house! 1027 01:03:21,195 --> 01:03:22,419 Call your men! Now! 1028 01:03:22,419 --> 01:03:22,959 Okay, okay. 1029 01:03:22,959 --> 01:03:23,500 Don't rush me! 1030 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,375 - Keep my house!
- I'll do it! 1031 01:03:24,375 --> 01:03:25,790 Give them an order! 1032 01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:26,464 Don't pull it down! 1033 01:03:26,464 --> 01:03:28,129 I know! 1034 01:03:29,536 --> 01:03:30,560 Hello? 1035 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,617 Yang? 1036 01:03:31,617 --> 01:03:33,407 Now I'm giving you a command. 1037 01:03:33,407 --> 01:03:35,122 Don't demolish the house today. 1038 01:03:35,122 --> 01:03:36,370 Tomorrow? 1039 01:03:36,370 --> 01:03:38,160 Never not ever! 1040 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,984 Anyhow, not without my order, 1041 01:03:39,984 --> 01:03:41,849 you can't tear it down! 1042 01:03:50,415 --> 01:03:52,371 Thank you, Tang Sen! 1043 01:03:53,927 --> 01:03:55,393 Honestly, 1044 01:03:55,393 --> 01:03:58,140 I tried so hard, but I still couldn't save it. 1045 01:03:58,140 --> 01:04:00,737 You just made one call and you nailed it. 1046 01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:03,068 It's a piece of cake for me. 1047 01:04:03,068 --> 01:04:04,641 Don't worry. 1048 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,148 I swear, 1049 01:04:07,148 --> 01:04:08,197 I'll protect you 1050 01:04:08,197 --> 01:04:10,627 and help you get the will. 1051 01:04:10,627 --> 01:04:12,450 Seriously, 1052 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:15,239 I'll keep my word. 1053 01:04:18,070 --> 01:04:20,775 Knock it down! 1054 01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:50,936 Where to go, sir? 1055 01:04:52,374 --> 01:04:54,732 [Nendu Gaun] 1056 01:04:54,740 --> 01:04:56,780 Nendu Gaun? 1057 01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:59,419 I cant understand this, sir. 1058 01:04:59,419 --> 01:05:01,908 Take another taxi, please. 1059 01:05:04,272 --> 01:05:05,546 I'll take you there. I'll take you. 1060 01:05:05,546 --> 01:05:08,526 I'll take you there. I'll take you there. 1061 01:05:26,999 --> 01:05:27,873 It may be God's will! 1062 01:05:27,873 --> 01:05:28,997 God's will? 1063 01:05:28,997 --> 01:05:31,511 - You're a bird in my hand!
- You're a bird in my hand! 1064 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,742 Get him! 1065 01:05:38,779 --> 01:05:39,928 We must get him! 1066 01:05:39,928 --> 01:05:41,567 Let's go! 1067 01:05:42,483 --> 01:05:44,606 Let's go! 1068 01:05:48,019 --> 01:05:49,059 Run! 1069 01:05:49,059 --> 01:05:51,191 What will you do? 1070 01:05:51,191 --> 01:05:53,397 Wu Kong, hold on! 1071 01:05:53,397 --> 01:05:56,469 Go get Tang Sen! Now! 1072 01:06:19,953 --> 01:06:21,260 Hey, you bastard! 1073 01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:23,858 Do you dare to respond? 1074 01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,338 Yes, I'll do it if you call me "dad." 1075 01:06:26,338 --> 01:06:27,754 Holy moly! 1076 01:06:27,754 --> 01:06:29,002 Holy shit! 1077 01:06:29,002 --> 01:06:30,209 Don't mess with me! 1078 01:06:30,209 --> 01:06:32,332 I bet you'll call me 'dad' after we're released. 1079 01:06:32,332 --> 01:06:33,498 Yes, my son? 1080 01:06:33,498 --> 01:06:35,811 What do you fuckin' want? 1081 01:06:37,759 --> 01:06:38,925 You have an IQ of 140. 1082 01:06:38,925 --> 01:06:40,806 You can pilot a plane, develop robots. 1083 01:06:40,806 --> 01:06:42,430 You shoot all the piggies in the Angry Birds game. 1084 01:06:42,430 --> 01:06:44,861 You're the best! 1085 01:07:02,609 --> 01:07:03,975 What the hell, you dared to get out! 1086 01:07:03,975 --> 01:07:04,966 I'll beat you! 1087 01:07:04,966 --> 01:07:05,798 I'll crush you! 1088 01:07:05,798 --> 01:07:07,429 Dammit! 1089 01:07:07,429 --> 01:07:11,042 Officer! That guy is running away! 1090 01:07:12,599 --> 01:07:15,471 Sir! Someone escaped! 1091 01:07:15,471 --> 01:07:17,619 How did you pay to get them? 1092 01:07:17,619 --> 01:07:18,934 Well, they're volunteers. 1093 01:07:18,934 --> 01:07:20,175 They did it for free. 1094 01:07:20,175 --> 01:07:22,722 The thing I hate most is abandon, too. 1095 01:07:29,341 --> 01:07:31,479 Can you shift into second gear? 1096 01:07:31,479 --> 01:07:34,435 Why are we still trapped on a mountain after such a long drive? 1097 01:07:49,461 --> 01:07:50,335 Brother! 1098 01:07:50,335 --> 01:07:51,418 This mountain is so high! 1099 01:07:51,418 --> 01:07:53,616 I'm sure they're dead! 1100 01:08:08,159 --> 01:08:10,340 Hold on tight! 1101 01:08:12,604 --> 01:08:15,269 I don't want to get the will anymore. 1102 01:08:15,269 --> 01:08:17,807 Let them catch me! 1103 01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:18,573 They are dead! 1104 01:08:18,573 --> 01:08:20,438 Let's get in the car! 1105 01:08:20,438 --> 01:08:23,626 ¥2.5 million! We have it, brother! 1106 01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:25,774 I miss my robot buddy! 1107 01:08:25,774 --> 01:08:28,263 I miss my hovercraft! 1108 01:08:28,263 --> 01:08:31,852 I'm dying for spicy pot! 1109 01:08:31,852 --> 01:08:34,757 Just enjoy my spicy fart! 1110 01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:42,831 Why? Why are my eyes burning? 1111 01:08:42,831 --> 01:08:45,154 It's the hot peppers I ate in the contest! 1112 01:08:46,337 --> 01:08:47,943 I deserve to eat your fart! 1113 01:08:47,943 --> 01:08:50,149 I deserve to suffer the hurt! 1114 01:08:50,149 --> 01:08:52,272 I'm such a loser! 1115 01:08:52,272 --> 01:08:54,936 A useless man! 1116 01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:57,408 What am I living for? 1117 01:08:58,407 --> 01:08:59,681 Tang Sen, 1118 01:08:59,681 --> 01:09:01,204 don't think like that. 1119 01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:04,268 You have many strengths. 1120 01:09:04,268 --> 01:09:05,758 Like what? 1121 01:09:05,758 --> 01:09:07,440 For example? 1122 01:09:08,797 --> 01:09:09,471 Go ahead! 1123 01:09:09,471 --> 01:09:10,895 Huh? 1124 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:16,447 Like you have a father! 1125 01:09:16,447 --> 01:09:17,580 Anything else? 1126 01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:19,294 You... 1127 01:09:19,294 --> 01:09:20,727 You have a rich father! 1128 01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:22,807 Anything else? 1129 01:09:22,807 --> 01:09:24,156 Your father is a rich guy! 1130 01:09:24,156 --> 01:09:25,155 Nonsense! 1131 01:09:25,155 --> 01:09:26,112 Don't you have a father? 1132 01:09:26,112 --> 01:09:28,277 Who gave birth to you, a stone? 1133 01:09:28,277 --> 01:09:31,024 I'd rather die? 1134 01:09:31,024 --> 01:09:32,464 Let me die! 1135 01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:33,813 The only thing on your mind is death! 1136 01:09:33,813 --> 01:09:34,395 If you die, 1137 01:09:34,395 --> 01:09:35,436 who will preserve my house? 1138 01:09:35,436 --> 01:09:36,311 House, house, house! 1139 01:09:36,311 --> 01:09:37,517 Your only concern is that poor house! 1140 01:09:37,517 --> 01:09:38,833 Do you have a house fetish? 1141 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,207 Well, just go to your death, then! 1142 01:09:40,207 --> 01:09:41,430 Just do it! 1143 01:09:41,430 --> 01:09:42,362 Stop! Stop shaking! 1144 01:09:42,362 --> 01:09:44,760 I was wrong! Please stop it! 1145 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,966 Thanks for saving my life again. 1146 01:09:46,966 --> 01:09:49,130 I promised you. 1147 01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:50,879 What for? That little building? 1148 01:09:50,879 --> 01:09:52,852 Yes, it is the place 1149 01:09:52,852 --> 01:09:55,182 where my brother and I grew up. 1150 01:09:55,182 --> 01:09:57,422 My grandpa adopted me. 1151 01:09:58,746 --> 01:10:00,661 Are you an orphan? 1152 01:10:00,661 --> 01:10:02,592 Where's your father? 1153 01:10:02,592 --> 01:10:04,706 My father? 1154 01:10:04,706 --> 01:10:06,820 Father? I've no idea. 1155 01:10:08,902 --> 01:10:11,882 Oh, so you don't really have a father? 1156 01:10:11,882 --> 01:10:15,371 That's why you hate abandonment so much. 1157 01:10:15,371 --> 01:10:17,826 After my grandpa died, 1158 01:10:17,826 --> 01:10:20,323 my brother and I took care of each other. 1159 01:10:20,323 --> 01:10:22,014 Brother! Here I am! 1160 01:10:22,014 --> 01:10:24,377 Come here! Play with me! 1161 01:10:25,718 --> 01:10:26,867 But that day, 1162 01:10:26,867 --> 01:10:29,864 my brother was washed away in the floods and never came back. 1163 01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:31,854 Your brother passed away, 1164 01:10:31,854 --> 01:10:32,336 so you... 1165 01:10:32,336 --> 01:10:34,367 No, he's not dead. 1166 01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:37,431 I believe my brother will come back someday. 1167 01:10:38,912 --> 01:10:40,411 If you pull down my house, 1168 01:10:40,411 --> 01:10:41,594 my brother can never find his way home 1169 01:10:41,594 --> 01:10:42,559 and he can never find me. 1170 01:10:42,559 --> 01:10:45,106 Have you ever considered my feelings? 1171 01:10:45,106 --> 01:10:48,711 I think your company is impersonal. 1172 01:10:48,711 --> 01:10:52,698 At least you used to have a brother. 1173 01:10:52,698 --> 01:10:55,230 My dad didn't want me to make friends since my childhood. 1174 01:10:55,230 --> 01:10:56,819 Why? 1175 01:10:56,819 --> 01:10:57,852 I guess, 1176 01:10:57,852 --> 01:11:00,216 he was afraid of losing me. 1177 01:11:02,198 --> 01:11:03,662 Since I was a little boy, 1178 01:11:03,662 --> 01:11:05,777 I have had only one friend. 1179 01:11:06,843 --> 01:11:08,549 This one. 1180 01:11:08,549 --> 01:11:10,580 Your right hand? 1181 01:11:13,894 --> 01:11:15,517 Where's your watch? 1182 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:19,155 Never mind, I lost it carelessly. 1183 01:11:19,155 --> 01:11:20,312 Are you kidding? 1184 01:11:20,312 --> 01:11:22,227 Why didn't you tell them 1185 01:11:22,227 --> 01:11:24,141 you can take anything but not that watch? 1186 01:11:24,141 --> 01:11:25,789 Is it valuable? 1187 01:11:25,789 --> 01:11:27,097 It has nothing to do with money. 1188 01:11:27,097 --> 01:11:29,278 It's my friend 1189 01:11:30,801 --> 01:11:31,858 In my childhood, 1190 01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:33,773 I was very lonely. 1191 01:11:33,773 --> 01:11:35,938 I could only talk to that watch. 1192 01:11:35,938 --> 01:11:38,685 Imagining that it would transform into a robot. 1193 01:11:38,685 --> 01:11:41,249 Robots are more loyal than human beings. 1194 01:11:41,249 --> 01:11:42,914 They'll never leave you alone, 1195 01:11:42,914 --> 01:11:44,862 like your biological brother won't! 1196 01:11:56,308 --> 01:11:59,314 Do you think Zhu Tianpeng could find us? 1197 01:11:59,314 --> 01:12:01,087 It shouldn't be a problem. 1198 01:12:01,087 --> 01:12:04,134 This is the only way to Nendu Gaun. 1199 01:12:19,618 --> 01:12:21,707 Brother Sen, Brother Sen! 1200 01:12:21,707 --> 01:12:24,055 I tried so hard to find you! 1201 01:12:24,055 --> 01:12:26,786 I thought you were dead. Are you all right? 1202 01:12:26,786 --> 01:12:28,825 I knew it, only the good die young. 1203 01:12:28,825 --> 01:12:31,331 Oops! A cat has nine lives! 1204 01:12:31,331 --> 01:12:33,237 Anyway, are you okay? 1205 01:12:33,237 --> 01:12:34,544 Jing Jing. 1206 01:12:34,544 --> 01:12:36,476 I'm sorry. 1207 01:12:39,681 --> 01:12:41,995 You don't have to apologize. 1208 01:12:41,995 --> 01:12:44,576 I only have one question. 1209 01:12:44,576 --> 01:12:46,848 You'd rather jump off a cliff 1210 01:12:46,848 --> 01:12:49,271 than marry me, right? 1211 01:12:50,003 --> 01:12:52,335 Sorry about that. 1212 01:12:52,335 --> 01:12:53,858 Never mind. 1213 01:12:53,858 --> 01:12:55,522 No worries. 1214 01:12:55,522 --> 01:12:58,844 From now on, I'll never bother you again. 1215 01:12:59,827 --> 01:13:02,016 Brother, Jing Jing treats me so well! 1216 01:13:02,016 --> 01:13:04,006 It's true! She saved my life many times. 1217 01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,429 I swear, I... 1218 01:13:05,429 --> 01:13:08,110 I'll repay her with my life! 1219 01:13:09,842 --> 01:13:12,814 Yes, everyone should know how to be grateful. 1220 01:13:14,687 --> 01:13:16,376 Look! 1221 01:13:27,599 --> 01:13:29,247 ♫I'm so happy I'm stirring fried tripe ♫ 1222 01:13:29,247 --> 01:13:31,011 ♫ The son-in-law is a baby fat guy ♫ 1223 01:13:31,011 --> 01:13:33,001 ♫ I'm happy, don't cheat my buddy ♫ 1224 01:13:33,001 --> 01:13:34,607 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 1225 01:13:34,607 --> 01:13:36,356 ♫ Fried egg with curry chicken ♫ 1226 01:13:36,356 --> 01:13:38,163 ♫ I have no land ♫ 1227 01:13:38,163 --> 01:13:39,911 ♫ I'm happy, don't cheat my buddy ♫ 1228 01:13:39,911 --> 01:13:42,200 ♫ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♫ 1229 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,580 ♫ Makes your mouth water, Aunt ordered curry chicken ♫ 1230 01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:49,010 ♫ Curry chicken is not available ♫ 1231 01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:52,065 ♫ The brother ordered the same. Sorry no curry ♫ 1232 01:13:52,065 --> 01:13:55,004 ♫ What are you eating? ♫ 1233 01:13:55,004 --> 01:13:58,667 ♫ Let's pick up some steamed bread ♫ 1234 01:13:58,667 --> 01:14:01,847 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar! ♫ 1235 01:14:01,847 --> 01:14:05,618 ♫ I'll pick up steamed bread. ♫ 1236 01:14:05,618 --> 01:14:09,031 ♫ Wula~~ stewed guitar! ♫ 1237 01:14:09,031 --> 01:14:13,368 ♫ I'll pick up steamed bread ♫ 1238 01:14:14,526 --> 01:14:16,390 I got a signal here! 1239 01:14:18,729 --> 01:14:19,545 Let me see! 1240 01:14:19,545 --> 01:14:19,961 No way! 1241 01:14:19,961 --> 01:14:21,377 Lend me your phone for a while! 1242 01:14:21,377 --> 01:14:22,059 No way! 1243 01:14:22,059 --> 01:14:22,725 Give it to me! 1244 01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:23,391 No! 1245 01:14:23,391 --> 01:14:25,764 Just to see my monkeys. 1246 01:14:35,754 --> 01:14:37,910 I've got to go find something to eat. 1247 01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:41,539 I'm going to get some food, too. 1248 01:14:41,539 --> 01:14:43,936 ♫ You're all thumbs ♫ 1249 01:14:43,936 --> 01:14:47,383 ♫ We three play dice. We three play dice ♫ 1250 01:14:47,383 --> 01:14:50,655 ♫ You roll a dice that makes me jump ♫ 1251 01:14:50,655 --> 01:14:52,362 ♫ Let's do the game, kid! ♫ 1252 01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:55,941 ♫ Come on! Why wait? ♫ 1253 01:14:55,941 --> 01:14:59,371 ♫ Baby, come on! ♫ 1254 01:15:10,968 --> 01:15:12,299 Come on! 1255 01:15:12,299 --> 01:15:13,923 Try it! 1256 01:15:15,047 --> 01:15:15,838 Is it delicious? 1257 01:15:15,838 --> 01:15:18,318 It tastes pretty good! 1258 01:15:19,917 --> 01:15:20,941 You looked so happy just now, 1259 01:15:20,941 --> 01:15:23,296 why the long face now? 1260 01:15:40,063 --> 01:15:41,569 Wu Kong... 1261 01:15:41,569 --> 01:15:42,685 let me explain something to you. 1262 01:15:42,685 --> 01:15:44,100 Don't get me wrong? 1263 01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,640 Get you wrong? 1264 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,445 You promised me, you'd never pull down my house. 1265 01:15:48,445 --> 01:15:50,468 Why did you break your promise? 1266 01:15:50,468 --> 01:15:52,176 No, I didn't break it. 1267 01:15:52,176 --> 01:15:54,256 When we were running away that day, 1268 01:15:54,256 --> 01:15:55,630 I got a call from my company. 1269 01:15:55,630 --> 01:15:56,754 They told me... 1270 01:15:56,754 --> 01:15:59,002 they had a big deal to close at the last second, 1271 01:15:59,002 --> 01:16:00,958 but only if the building was demolished. 1272 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:02,015 I told them to hold on, 1273 01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:04,496 "Let me discuss it with Wu Kong first." 1274 01:16:04,496 --> 01:16:07,076 Then, I found out my phone battery died. 1275 01:16:07,076 --> 01:16:08,450 They didn't get it. So... 1276 01:16:08,450 --> 01:16:09,823 So? 1277 01:16:09,823 --> 01:16:11,996 So, you hid it from me all the way here! 1278 01:16:11,996 --> 01:16:13,404 I was going to tell you earlier, 1279 01:16:13,404 --> 01:16:16,908 but I was worried that you couldn't bear it. 1280 01:16:16,908 --> 01:16:18,190 Please tell me, Wu Kong, 1281 01:16:18,190 --> 01:16:19,755 how can I make it up to you? 1282 01:16:19,755 --> 01:16:21,354 I can give you the legacy to make up for your house. 1283 01:16:21,354 --> 01:16:22,852 I don't need you to make it up to me! 1284 01:16:22,852 --> 01:16:24,433 Just give me back my house! 1285 01:16:24,433 --> 01:16:26,182 I'm waiting for my brother to come back! 1286 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,521 Wu Kong, I know I screwed up! 1287 01:16:28,521 --> 01:16:30,536 I should have told you earlier! 1288 01:16:30,536 --> 01:16:32,675 I'm telling you, give me back my house! 1289 01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:35,972 My brother will come back home! 1290 01:16:35,972 --> 01:16:37,812 Your brother is just like my father, 1291 01:16:37,812 --> 01:16:39,019 they will never come back! 1292 01:16:39,019 --> 01:16:40,042 They're gone! 1293 01:16:40,042 --> 01:16:41,083 My brother is still alive! 1294 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:41,875 They are dead! 1295 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:43,331 No! 1296 01:16:43,331 --> 01:16:44,397 He will be back! 1297 01:16:44,397 --> 01:16:45,312 No, they won't! 1298 01:16:45,312 --> 01:16:46,520 They will come back! 1299 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,417 They just can't make it! 1300 01:17:04,268 --> 01:17:07,024 My brother will come back to me. 1301 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,469 I must protect our house. 1302 01:17:11,469 --> 01:17:16,955 ♫ How long will I wait ♫ 1303 01:17:16,955 --> 01:17:21,750 ♫ until I see you smile ♫ 1304 01:17:23,165 --> 01:17:24,331 Wu Kong! 1305 01:17:24,331 --> 01:17:26,320 I understand 1306 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,076 that the house is your only hope! 1307 01:17:29,076 --> 01:17:31,674 I'm a damn loser! 1308 01:17:33,921 --> 01:17:36,743 I didn't protect your house! 1309 01:17:37,650 --> 01:17:39,973 Sorry, I hurt you! 1310 01:17:41,147 --> 01:17:47,308 ♫ Left a hole in my life ♫ 1311 01:17:47,308 --> 01:17:52,968 ♫ Only if you yield to me ♫ 1312 01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:56,973 ♫ can my sorrows melt away ♫ 1313 01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:59,686 The past few days 1314 01:17:59,686 --> 01:18:02,908 were the best of days in my life. 1315 01:18:05,105 --> 01:18:11,316 ♫ You'll never make them stay ♫ 1316 01:18:11,316 --> 01:18:13,855 ♫ at the fork in the road ♫ 1317 01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:16,611 Stay with me! 1318 01:18:16,611 --> 01:18:19,308 Brother? 1319 01:18:23,421 --> 01:18:29,090 ♫ When someone chooses to stay, ♫ 1320 01:18:29,090 --> 01:18:35,291 ♫ it's so hard to say goodbye ♫ 1321 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:40,519 ♫ Never look back on the past ♫ 1322 01:18:40,519 --> 01:18:45,273 ♫ You have to let it go ♫ 1323 01:18:57,486 --> 01:19:00,099 Look, the man who keeps the will! 1324 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,834 Hey, old man, where's the will? 1325 01:19:10,056 --> 01:19:11,347 Brother Sen, 1326 01:19:11,347 --> 01:19:12,661 he's coming to kill you! 1327 01:19:12,661 --> 01:19:13,927 Let's go! Hurry up! 1328 01:19:13,927 --> 01:19:15,600 Go! 1329 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:34,764 Go! 1330 01:19:36,071 --> 01:19:38,027 Master! 1331 01:19:52,887 --> 01:19:55,326 What are you doing here? 1332 01:19:55,326 --> 01:19:58,964 Tang Chasu put on a bounty on your head. 1333 01:19:58,964 --> 01:20:01,211 My Uncle? 1334 01:20:22,549 --> 01:20:23,489 Wu Kong! 1335 01:20:23,489 --> 01:20:25,171 Such a crazy monkey! 1336 01:20:25,171 --> 01:20:26,627 Yep! Master! 1337 01:20:26,627 --> 01:20:27,501 The nasty brute, jumping around! 1338 01:20:27,501 --> 01:20:31,165 We can't control him! 1339 01:20:32,222 --> 01:20:33,387 You jerks just wait, he's gonna teach you a lesson! 1340 01:20:33,387 --> 01:20:34,969 Get the hell away from here! 1341 01:20:34,969 --> 01:20:38,532 I don't want to see you again! 1342 01:20:40,313 --> 01:20:41,245 Go! 1343 01:20:41,245 --> 01:20:43,152 Come on! Brother! 1344 01:20:47,789 --> 01:20:50,195 Go! 1345 01:21:30,362 --> 01:21:32,127 Brother Sen! 1346 01:23:35,242 --> 01:23:39,030 Get the money ready. I nailed it! 1347 01:26:08,627 --> 01:26:11,416 Is this the god stick? 1348 01:26:19,324 --> 01:26:22,213 I want to go back home. 1349 01:27:39,742 --> 01:27:41,956 "Xiao Sen," 1350 01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:45,403 when you read this letter, 1351 01:27:45,403 --> 01:27:50,106 I believe that Wu Kong will finally be reunited with his father. 1352 01:27:52,962 --> 01:27:56,683 You two have known each other since you were little. 1353 01:27:56,683 --> 01:28:02,328 Back then, his father and I left the country and began to pursue our careers. 1354 01:28:02,328 --> 01:28:05,899 We swore we must change our fates. 1355 01:28:05,899 --> 01:28:09,836 We started Bao Tang Group. 1356 01:28:11,102 --> 01:28:15,489 When we were traveling in India 20 years ago, 1357 01:28:15,489 --> 01:28:21,924 I carelessly lost Wu Kong in the Hanuman Temple, located in Nendu Gaun. (A temple dedicated to the Hindu Monkey Deity) 1358 01:28:26,378 --> 01:28:29,641 Wu Kong's father didn't blame me. 1359 01:28:29,641 --> 01:28:31,980 At his father's insistence, 1360 01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:33,978 I had to come back home. 1361 01:28:33,978 --> 01:28:36,665 But he stayed. 1362 01:28:37,766 --> 01:28:39,580 While he devoted himself to Dharma practice, 1363 01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:43,011 he is still waiting for a miracle to happen. 1364 01:28:44,984 --> 01:28:49,712 He believes that Wu Kong will come back someday. 1365 01:28:51,602 --> 01:28:55,539 When I knew I had only a short time left in this world, 1366 01:28:55,539 --> 01:28:57,762 the first thing that came to my mind 1367 01:28:57,762 --> 01:29:02,249 was to send you to India, to find him. 1368 01:29:02,249 --> 01:29:06,070 When I recognized Wu Kong from the birthmark behind his ear, 1369 01:29:06,070 --> 01:29:10,024 you cant imagine how excited I was! 1370 01:29:10,024 --> 01:29:13,355 Even though I built up an empire of wealth, 1371 01:29:13,355 --> 01:29:18,682 I just can't let go. 1372 01:29:20,281 --> 01:29:25,508 Thank god for bringing Wu Kong to me. 1373 01:29:25,508 --> 01:29:29,663 I'm so happy beyond words. 1374 01:29:32,810 --> 01:29:36,156 By making the journey to India, 1375 01:29:36,156 --> 01:29:42,433 I hope you two can build a friendship and trust, 1376 01:29:42,433 --> 01:29:50,608 then stay together and benefit others in the future. 1377 01:29:50,608 --> 01:29:56,244 How strongly I want to see you get together! 1378 01:30:12,602 --> 01:30:15,499 I risked my life to save you in India! 1379 01:30:15,499 --> 01:30:17,664 But you haven't repaid my kindness! 1380 01:30:17,664 --> 01:30:18,829 Why should I repay you? 1381 01:30:18,829 --> 01:30:19,578 Eh? 1382 01:30:19,578 --> 01:30:21,935 I will marry you! 1383 01:30:21,935 --> 01:30:24,607 Here you go. Love token! 1384 01:30:24,607 --> 01:30:28,836 I didn't keep your house, but I gave you a mountain! That's really something! 1385 01:30:29,959 --> 01:30:30,776 Thank you! 1386 01:30:30,776 --> 01:30:32,357 Take it back! 1387 01:30:34,147 --> 01:30:35,162 Look at this. 1388 01:30:35,162 --> 01:30:36,719 It is also made for you! 1389 01:30:36,719 --> 01:30:39,533 When did you redeem it? 1390 01:30:39,533 --> 01:30:41,140 It's not done yet! Don't be in a hurry! 1391 01:30:41,140 --> 01:30:42,514 What did you carve? A frog? 1392 01:30:42,514 --> 01:30:44,619 It's a monkey, okay? 1393 01:30:44,619 --> 01:30:45,593 It doesn't look like a monkey. 1394 01:30:45,593 --> 01:30:47,591 I got inspired by the baby monkey. 1395 01:30:48,316 --> 01:30:50,322 Am I right, baby? 1396 01:30:51,729 --> 01:30:54,317 Let's do more work on it. 1397 01:30:54,317 --> 01:30:55,950 Look over there! 1398 01:31:01,719 --> 01:31:05,073 The King is back! The King is back! 1399 01:31:05,073 --> 01:31:07,713 Come here, come, kids! 1400 01:31:07,713 --> 01:31:10,535 I'm back! 1401 01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:13,981 Come to me! 1402 01:31:16,229 --> 01:31:18,859 I'm home! 1403 01:31:18,859 --> 01:31:22,547 Did you miss your Grandpa? 1404 01:31:28,192 --> 01:31:29,274 What are you doing here? 1405 01:31:29,274 --> 01:31:33,045 This is my rightful home! 1406 01:31:35,101 --> 01:31:37,457 and your home, too! 1407 01:31:37,457 --> 01:31:38,956 Yes, it's our home! 1408 01:31:38,956 --> 01:31:42,943 You're with me. I'm with you. 1409 01:31:46,173 --> 01:31:47,347 King, 1410 01:31:47,347 --> 01:31:49,536 let's go! 1411 01:32:12,612 --> 01:32:16,068 The next show is a holiday mix of 1412 01:32:16,068 --> 01:32:20,254 Happy Chinese New Year and going home for the Spring Festival, no matter if you're rich or not. 1413 01:32:20,254 --> 01:32:24,375 Actors Wang Baoqiang, Bai Ke, Yue Yunpeng, and Liu Yan... 1414 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:27,022 Welcome! 1415 01:34:29,839 --> 01:34:30,987 The Spirit Monkey offers luck. 1416 01:34:30,987 --> 01:34:32,336 The Golden Rooster crows in an auspicious beginning. 1417 01:34:32,336 --> 01:34:33,402 The red flags are fluttering gaily in the wind. 1418 01:34:33,402 --> 01:34:34,859 A Firecracker salvo across the sky. 1419 01:34:34,859 --> 01:34:37,648 Buddies in India spends Spring Festival with you. 1420 01:34:37,648 --> 01:34:38,230 Wishing you a happy Chinese New Year. 1421 01:34:38,230 --> 01:34:39,753 Baoqiang wishes Grandparents, 1422 01:34:39,753 --> 01:34:42,293 to enjoy endless happiness and be as old as Methuselah. 1423 01:34:42,293 --> 01:34:43,083 As a New Year begins, 1424 01:34:43,083 --> 01:34:44,374 Baike wishes all parents 1425 01:34:44,374 --> 01:34:46,871 peace all year round and receive more than you wish for. 1426 01:34:46,871 --> 01:34:47,762 For a new year and a new look, 1427 01:34:47,762 --> 01:34:48,952 Yue Yunpeng wishes for all aunts and uncles, 1428 01:34:48,952 --> 01:34:51,225 money and that treasures will be plentiful. 1429 01:34:51,225 --> 01:34:52,408 For a new start, 1430 01:34:52,408 --> 01:34:54,488 Liu Yan wishes for all brothers and sisters, 1431 01:34:54,488 --> 01:34:57,186 to have all their wishes come true! 1432 01:34:57,186 --> 01:34:58,692 Buddies in India 1433 01:34:58,692 --> 01:35:01,223 wishes you Happy Chinese New Year! 1434 01:35:31,525 --> 01:35:37,220 It's Chinese New Year. 1435 01:35:38,726 --> 01:35:40,274 Hello, everyone, 1436 01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:43,946 In recent days, 1437 01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:46,935 I've been thinking lots about my life 1438 01:35:46,935 --> 01:35:49,224 and everything I've gone through. 1439 01:35:50,423 --> 01:35:52,262 I think I understand, 1440 01:35:52,262 --> 01:35:54,394 the best gift in the world, 1441 01:35:54,394 --> 01:35:56,800 is not money, 1442 01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:58,905 but the family. 1443 01:36:00,538 --> 01:36:02,785 I will reflect on myself, 1444 01:36:02,785 --> 01:36:04,941 and build a new life. 1445 01:36:07,489 --> 01:36:11,851 I want to apologize to my nephew, Xiao Sen. 1446 01:36:14,132 --> 01:36:19,784 I wish Bao Tang Group will have a better future! 1447 01:36:21,208 --> 01:36:25,038 Well, I'd like to sing a song for my inmates. 1448 01:36:26,452 --> 01:36:28,567 This is my fate. 1449 01:36:36,009 --> 01:36:39,947 ♫ This is my fate 1450 01:36:39,947 --> 01:36:44,626 ♫ I don't blame the world or myself. 1451 01:36:44,626 --> 01:36:48,605 ♫ No matter how cruel the life, I'll get through 1452 01:36:48,605 --> 01:36:53,000 ♫ I'm here where I've always wanted to be. 1453 01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:57,196 ♫ This is my fate. 99463