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So I told Nikolaj, "Who cares
if you're bad at skateboarding?
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When you grow up, nobody thinks
skateboarders are cool."
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What's cool is
having your own pants.
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- Uh-huh. Sure.
- Jake, you seem distracted.
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You're agreeing
with everything I say.
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We should go on a month-long
couples' vacation:
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- You, Amy, me, and my dad.
- Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever.
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And we should get
matching hats that say,
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"Best Bud 1" and "Best Bud 2."
And wear them all the time!
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For sure. Look, Charles,
don't look behind you,
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but I think
we're being followed.
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I saw this guy when we were
leaving the precinct,
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and he was in line at lunch,
and now he's right behind us.
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Is it someone you arrested?
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I don't recognize him,
but judging by the
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head-to-toe denim, I say
he's either not American
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or deeply American.
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- I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky.
- Well, should we call it in?
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No. I've got a better idea.
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Hi there.
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Who are you, and why are you
following me?
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I'm not following you.
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I come for Charles Boyle.
Hey, hey, hey!
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- Hands where we can see them.
- Chill out, bro!
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It's not gun.
It's just... uh, it's a toy.
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No shoot, pretty please.
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It's gift for Nikolaj.
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Nikolaj?
How do you know Charles' son?
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My name is Gintars.
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From Latvia.
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I am Nikolaj birth father.
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Ohh! Nikolaj's birth father
who I'd never hope to meet.
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Very cool.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool,
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cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c...
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Charles, are you okay?
You hit your head pretty hard.
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
I don't have a concussion.
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We'll see about that.
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How many musical numbers are
there in the movie "Zootopia"?
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- Oh, just the one.
- Yeah, he's okay.
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I don't know what's going on.
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How did you find me?
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The orphanage isn't supposed to
give out that information.
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You know Dragomir,
Nikolaj brother?
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He tell me all about you.
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Of course.
You're Dragomir's father too.
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No, Dragomir is my brother.
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Dragomir and I have same father
but different mother.
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Her name Anyuta.
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Together we have baby.
That baby's Nikolaj.
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Dragomir is brother of Nikolaj.
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I am brother of Dragomir.
Also stepfather.
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We are
contemporary blended family.
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Would make very good TV show.
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Honestly, that does sound
very interesting and good.
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Anyways, I was too young and
poor to have child,
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but now I'm very successful
businessman.
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I have my own clothing line.
Maybe you've heard of it:
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The Gape.
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We also have Baby Gape
and the Gape Body.
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- Oh, you mean The Gap?
- No, no, Gape.
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Like, there are two things
and there's space between.
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Yeah, like, The Gap.
Like, The Gap.
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The company that already exists.
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I don't know what you're saying.
I never heard of it.
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But is it a knock-off of Gape?
Do they sell clothing?
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So what? You have money now, and
you're just gonna take Nikolaj back?
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No, no, I don't want to take
boy from you.
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I just want to meet him one time.
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Look, I know it's lot to ask,
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but, please.
Nikolaj is my sex result.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex
result to school every morning.
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No, don't use his words.
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I help your sex result with
his homework.
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This is bad, even for you.
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I sing your sex result a
lullaby every night.
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- I wanna do something.
- You will never meet my son.
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Oh, yeah? Well, then I don't
leave America until
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I meet the boy.
And I come from white country.
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I have very long visa.
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Very long.
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So I'm positive the murder
happened inside this apartment,
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but CSI could find
no traces of blood.
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I'd like to ask the FBI to
bring in a team of lab techs.
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This would require
Commissioner Kelly signing off.
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Before I make that ask, is
there anything else we can do?
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Um, I'm pretty sure there is.
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Are you thinking what I'm
thinking?
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I am now.
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We need Yee!
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Who?
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Isn't it that guy that led
that seminar where you guys
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turned Boyle into a mummy,
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and then you pushed him down
the stairs?
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- Whoa!
- Whoa! Rosa.
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Easy. No one pushed Boyle down
the stairs.
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Right. We may have
plastered his eyes shut
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and left him
to wander around blindly,
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but he fell down on his own.
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- It was a classic accident.
- Exactly.
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Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius
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in the field of forensic
entomology.
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They call him "Father Fly."
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- How cool is that?
- 0%.
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How are insects gonna help us?
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There weren't any in or around
the body.
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Oh, my God.
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You still think forensic
entomology is all blow flies
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and screw worms, don't you?
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That's a good one, Santiago.
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You should take the
Lieutenant's exam.
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Hey.
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Dr. Yee has recently
bred a species of fly
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that has increased sensitivities
to certain human proteins.
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They can detect trace amounts
of blood,
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even if it's been cleaned
with bleach.
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- Or masked with animal urine.
- Oh, I was building to that.
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- Thanks for stealing my thunder.
- This is nasty.
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Terry hates bugs.
Too many eyes and legs.
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Would you still hate bugs
if I told you that
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there were thousands of tiny
mites that live
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in your eyebrows and keep them
from being weighed down
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- by oils?
- Yes!
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Look, I really think we should
go with the feds on this.
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No, we're bringing in Yee.
I'll make the call right now.
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- Oh, can I listen on speaker?
- Mm.
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Oh, my God.
It's gonna be a long couple of days.
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You're telling me.
I got bugs in my brows, Rosa.
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Hey.
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So what's your plan
with Gintars?
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He's kind of taking over
the whole waiting area.
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No, don't worry about me.
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I'm watching "Mad About You"
on Latvian Hulu.
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It's very funny show.
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Very many episodes.
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I could sit here all day.
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I don't know what to do.
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He's never gonna leave.
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But I'm scared for Nikolaj
to get to know him.
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Okay, how about this?
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Gintars just wants
to see him, right?
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We can maybe have them meet
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without telling Nikolaj that
Gintars is his birth father.
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Just say he's an old friend
of ours.
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Jake, you're completely forgetting
about the olfactory bond.
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Nikolaj will immediately
recognize his father's scent.
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Well, you got to do something,
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and I don't think you're gonna
wait this guy out.
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Paul and Jamie
are locked in the bathroom.
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But Jamie has a turkey
in the oven.
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This is a very good setup.
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- And they pay it off.
- It's so good.
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Okay, Jake,
let's give your plan a shot.
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Okay, Gintars, remember the deal is,
you cannot tell Nikolaj you're his father.
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Who Gintars?
I'm Billy Hanukkah.
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I'm from the Bronx, Manhattan.
I eat pizza at Famous Ray's.
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Okay, well, no need to get too
specific or offer up any backstory.
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Hey, guys. I'm just coming from
work with my friend Billy Hanukkah.
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- Hanukkah.
- It's fine.
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Kids don't know
which names are weird.
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Nikolaj, say hi to Jake
and this stranger.
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Hi, Jake. I love you.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Hanukkah.
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I love you too.
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Man, he really is a Boyle,
isn't he?
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Hello, my little friend.
Did you have good day at school?
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- We had computer class today.
- I am your real father!
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My name is Gintars.
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- You are my son.
- What?
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Well.
That backfired real quick.
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Daddy, why is the man saying
he's my father?
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Mr. Hanukkah is crazy,
he has no children of his own,
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and it's driven him mad.
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I'm your father, Nikolaj.
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- It's pronounced Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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- Nikolaj.
- Nikolaj.
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It's okay. You say it wrong.
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Okay, well, that was fun.
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Hey, why don't you go play over
there, buddy?
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You can take this
drug store receipt.
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It's very long and filled
with coupons.
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You can fly it around
like a kite.
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Whee!
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Wow, kids are really basic.
Is being a dad super easy?
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What the hell was that?
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You promised you
wouldn't tell him.
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I'm so sorry. I smelled my boy.
I don't know what came over me.
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Please. I'm in town
for 10 more days.
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Let Nikolaj know I exist.
Let me spend time with him.
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I could take him
to Russian bathhouse.
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- Has he been?
- No!
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I'm not some weirdo that takes my
eight-year-old to the Russian bath!
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We take our baths at home together
as a family like normal people!
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Not sure you have the upper
hand on that storm-off, Boyle.
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He's here!
Dr. Yee's on his way up.
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How's my breath?
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Perfect.
Yee's gonna love it.
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This is not a good color on
you guys.
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Speaking of bad looks,
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Sarge, what is going on
with your eyebrows, man?
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I shaved them off.
'Cause of the bugs.
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Sharon said you couldn't notice.
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Sharon lied, Terry. You look
like a straight-up fool.
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Damn, Rosa.
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No, Diaz is right.
Your face is horrifying.
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You should leave before...
Hello, Dr. Yee!
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- Out back now.
- Captain Holt, nice to see you again.
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Please, call me Raymond.
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Unless that feels weird.
You don't have to.
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I'll answer to anything.
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Raymond works.
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So I understand you have a
potential crime scene,
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and you'd like to find some blood.
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Well, I've brought along several hundred
of my best detectives to help out.
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- Oh, my God. I'm starstruck.
- We all are.
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So what you made you think of
using drosophila
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as a method of searching for
blood traces?
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Have you ever read Sung
Ts'u's textbook
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"The Washing Away of Wrongs"
from 1235?
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- Nope.
- Yes.
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Which edition?
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It tells the story of the first
known use of forensic entomology.
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A farmer was slashed to death.
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A local judge asked everyone in
the town to lay down their sickles.
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And though they all appeared clean,
one attracted a horde of flies.
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The insects could sense the blood, even
though it was invisible to the human eye.
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- Wow, what an arresting story.
- Yes, they did arrest him.
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We made a joke together.
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Okay, Dr. Yee, how effective
is your box of bugs?
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Oh, well, in a lab,
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they've detected blood even
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when it's been cleaned
with bleach.
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- Or covered with animal urine!
- You two really know your stuff.
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I know that sound.
238
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That's the moaning of a man
who left his lunch on the bus.
239
00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:43,497
I didn't lose my lunch, you idiot.
I lost my son!
240
00:08:43,498 --> 00:08:45,264
Okay, Scully, I got this.
241
00:08:45,266 --> 00:08:47,066
Hey there, bud.
242
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,401
I got you your favorite tea:
243
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- Duck broth.
- Thanks.
244
00:08:50,271 --> 00:08:52,004
You know me so well.
245
00:08:52,006 --> 00:08:53,573
But I'm too sad
to drink duck broth.
246
00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,609
Wow, I never thought I'd hear
you or anyone say that.
247
00:08:56,611 --> 00:08:59,512
Nikolaj is asking if Gintars
is really his dad.
248
00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:02,448
I worked so hard to have him
think of me as his father.
249
00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:03,716
And now it's all ruined.
250
00:09:03,732 --> 00:09:05,512
He'll probably go back to
calling me what he did
251
00:09:05,513 --> 00:09:07,759
when I first adopted him:
Mr. America.
252
00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:09,698
I know you're upset,
but that is a dope nickname.
253
00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:12,530
- I'm not Mr. America. I'm Daddy.
- Of course you are.
254
00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:15,435
I just don't want
Nikolaj to see him again.
255
00:09:15,436 --> 00:09:17,436
I don't want him turning
into a Gintars.
256
00:09:17,438 --> 00:09:18,203
You have nothing to worry about.
257
00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:20,572
Nikolaj is already
a mini Charles.
258
00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:22,040
He's an eight-year-old boy
whose favorite movie
259
00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,273
is "Bullets Over Broadway."
260
00:09:23,274 --> 00:09:25,904
So what are you saying? I should
let him spend time with Gintars?
261
00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:28,651
I just worry that if you prevent
him from knowing his birth father,
262
00:09:28,664 --> 00:09:31,583
that he'll build up some fantasy of him
and then blame you for keeping them apart.
263
00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:32,318
That's crazy.
264
00:09:32,358 --> 00:09:35,006
The way that King Trident kept
Ariel from exploring the surface.
265
00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,055
Oh, my God, you're right.
266
00:09:36,056 --> 00:09:38,422
I'm driving Nikolaj into the
arms of a sea witch.
267
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,815
- Watching him work is amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
268
00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:44,364
- I have to get a video.
- Santiago, please.
269
00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:47,869
Hold the phone horizontal
to get more flies in frame.
270
00:09:47,884 --> 00:09:50,385
All right, guys, this fanboy
stuff is a little much.
271
00:09:50,387 --> 00:09:52,153
The only thing that's a
little much over here
272
00:09:52,155 --> 00:09:54,355
are your scrawled-on eyebrows.
273
00:09:54,357 --> 00:09:55,557
- Yeesh.
- Seriously?
274
00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:57,091
- I thought they worked.
- They do...
275
00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,415
if you wanna look
like a mean drag queen.
276
00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:00,482
I knew I should have done
a flatter arch.
277
00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:01,717
This is a nighttime look.
278
00:10:01,719 --> 00:10:04,219
Well, the flies
are not reacting.
279
00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:05,788
I can keep going,
but I'll tell you now,
280
00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,314
it's very unlikely there are
any traces of blood in here.
281
00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:09,624
Well, according to my timeline,
282
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,392
this is the only place the
murder could have happened.
283
00:10:11,392 --> 00:10:13,425
Sorry, Rosa, looks like
your timeline's wrong.
284
00:10:13,453 --> 00:10:15,619
Because the flies don't lie.
285
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,949
You can use that if you want.
286
00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:19,819
He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan.
He's a man of science.
287
00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:22,588
I like it.
The flies don't lie.
288
00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:25,658
Okay, Dr. Yee, exactly how
accurate is this technology?
289
00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,860
Diaz, how dare you
question the man.
290
00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:30,290
Dr. Yee has spent millions
of dollars developing
291
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,964
and researching these flies.
292
00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:34,172
It's fine. Would you all like
to see what happens
293
00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:35,983
when they actually sense blood?
294
00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:36,399
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
295
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,499
Will you hold this, Ally?
296
00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,506
- Wow.
- I'm sorry, Detective Diaz,
297
00:10:44,508 --> 00:10:47,008
I know it's upsetting when a
hunch doesn't pan out.
298
00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:50,278
Well, it's over.
The flies have it.
299
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,181
Keep your eyes on the flies.
300
00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:54,750
Flies don't lie.
301
00:10:54,752 --> 00:10:56,385
Now, that's a good one.
302
00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:59,121
Oh, no, it's Santiago's.
Damn it.
303
00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,622
Wow, this was a bad idea.
304
00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:02,758
Relax. He gets one
afternoon with Nikolaj,
305
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,092
and he chooses basketball?
306
00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,694
Does Nikolaj even like
basketball?
307
00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:07,262
He loves the "Get Your Head
In The Game" number
308
00:11:07,264 --> 00:11:08,330
from "High School Musical."
309
00:11:08,332 --> 00:11:10,265
I haven't seen it, but I know
that's not the same.
310
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,434
Look at them. Does it seem like
he's actually enjoying this?
311
00:11:12,436 --> 00:11:14,236
Porzingas!
312
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,237
Charles, can I tell you a story?
313
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,072
- Always.
- All right.
314
00:11:17,074 --> 00:11:18,240
When I was 10,
315
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,275
my dad started dating
this woman, Leeza.
316
00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:23,311
My mom hated her.
But my dad wanted us to bond,
317
00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:25,781
so one day he took me and Leeza
to the mall and dropped us off.
318
00:11:25,783 --> 00:11:28,583
She proceeds to steal a ton
of blouses from Ann Taylor
319
00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:30,419
and then immediately makes
me go back in
320
00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:32,087
and exchange them
for store credit.
321
00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:33,255
Then to celebrate,
322
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,423
I get to pull Leeza's
Cinnabon apart
323
00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:37,225
because her nails are too long
and curly to do it herself.
324
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:38,593
- Ugh.
- Point being,
325
00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:40,128
nothing has ever made me love
my own mother
326
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,764
more than the time I spent
with Leeza.
327
00:11:42,766 --> 00:11:44,466
Gintars is Leeza.
328
00:11:44,468 --> 00:11:45,767
You are my mom.
329
00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,302
I can't believe I get
to be Karen.
330
00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:48,437
What an honor!
331
00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:50,138
- Daddy, Daddy.
- Yes, sweetie?
332
00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:53,275
- Can we leave?
- Oh, no, so soon?
333
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,477
But I understand.
We can go home right now.
334
00:11:55,479 --> 00:11:58,647
No, not home. Daddy Gintars
wants to buy me a jean jacket
335
00:11:58,649 --> 00:12:00,482
just like his.
336
00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:02,284
Daddy Gintars.
337
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,085
Daddy Gintars.
338
00:12:04,087 --> 00:12:05,487
Oh, no.
339
00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:07,522
I am Leeza.
340
00:12:07,524 --> 00:12:08,590
Wait. No. That's not right.
341
00:12:14,945 --> 00:12:17,169
Hey, bud.
Everything going okay in here?
342
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,571
I know you're going through
something,
343
00:12:18,578 --> 00:12:20,381
but people are starting to
complain about the moaning.
344
00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:23,382
Ugh. I would give anything
to have Gintars gone
345
00:12:23,384 --> 00:12:25,384
and out of Nikolaj's life.
346
00:12:25,386 --> 00:12:26,519
But it's not gonna happen.
347
00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:28,888
Okay, well, I'm just gonna
close the door, then.
348
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:31,057
And you can feel free to moan
as much as you need.
349
00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:34,727
This is bad.
350
00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:36,696
I know. He's been
like that all day.
351
00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:37,697
No, I was talking
about your eyebrows.
352
00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,699
Whatever's going on up
there is real, real bad.
353
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:42,869
Well, it's better than having
two bug hotels above your eyes.
354
00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:45,271
But wouldn't they also be
in your goatee?
355
00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:46,372
Don't do this to me, Jake.
356
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,507
Wait a minute.
357
00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,008
I may have just thought of
a way to get rid of Gintars.
358
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,076
Do you still have that friend
359
00:12:50,077 --> 00:12:51,412
who works on the
Counterfeiting Taskforce?
360
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,391
Yeah, why?
361
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:54,376
Gintars has this terrible
knock-off clothing brand
362
00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:54,881
called The Gape.
363
00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,851
If I can get him to admit on
tape that he's selling
364
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,591
counterfeit goods,
they would terminate his visa
365
00:12:58,596 --> 00:12:59,495
- and deport him.
- Deport him?
366
00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:01,589
Doesn't that seem
a little extreme?
367
00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:02,887
Yeah, definitely, but Charles just said
368
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:04,789
he'd give anything for Gintars to be gone.
369
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,230
He's not doing great, Terry.
370
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:07,603
Okay.
371
00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:09,550
But how are you gonna get
Gintars on tape?
372
00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:10,674
Good question,
Sergeant Crazy Brows.
373
00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:12,643
Gintars is always talking about
the Russian baths.
374
00:13:12,644 --> 00:13:13,813
I'll see if he'll meet me there
375
00:13:13,814 --> 00:13:15,347
and then ask him to cut me in
on his business.
376
00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:17,407
Meanwhile, I'll have a mic
hidden underneath my towel.
377
00:13:17,408 --> 00:13:18,407
It's foolproof.
378
00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:19,541
Before we do deal,
379
00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:20,576
we take off towel.
380
00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:22,878
It's full naked.
381
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,246
Ha.
382
00:13:24,248 --> 00:13:25,227
What are you waiting for?
383
00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:27,450
I want to see where your hair
starts and stops.
384
00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:29,053
Gintars.
385
00:13:29,055 --> 00:13:31,055
Take it off now.
386
00:13:31,057 --> 00:13:32,423
Heh.
387
00:13:32,425 --> 00:13:33,558
Hey, Sarge.
388
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,942
Holy crap.
What the hell is that?
389
00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:38,372
That is a bug-free zone
is what it is.
390
00:13:38,373 --> 00:13:40,673
I bleached it.
I'm smarter than they are, Rosa.
391
00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:41,541
Uh-huh.
What about your nose hair?
392
00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:44,944
Oh, man. Terry forgot
about his nose.
393
00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:46,700
Hey, why is Yee still here?
394
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,449
Holt wants him to hand in his
case report in person.
395
00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:51,651
I think he's trying to trick him
into going to lunch with him.
396
00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:53,152
Wait. It's noon?
397
00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:55,622
If I didn't know better,
I'd say that was lunchtime.
398
00:13:55,624 --> 00:13:57,490
I hope they take that
container of bugs with them
399
00:13:57,492 --> 00:13:58,891
- when they go.
- Wait. The container's here?
400
00:13:58,893 --> 00:13:59,993
I have an idea.
401
00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:02,695
- All I need is some blood.
- This is fresh.
402
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:04,063
Oh. Terrible, yet perfect.
403
00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:11,671
Stupid bugs didn't do anything.
404
00:14:11,673 --> 00:14:13,139
He lied to us, Sarge.,
405
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:15,875
Huh?
406
00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:16,876
Why's your towel still on?
407
00:14:16,878 --> 00:14:18,544
This is business conversation.
408
00:14:18,546 --> 00:14:20,847
You cannot trust a man who
cannot show you his full self.
409
00:14:20,849 --> 00:14:22,515
Well, not in America.
410
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,717
Here we have business meetings
fully clothed.
411
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:26,019
Sometimes even in
a suit and tie.
412
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,186
Have you ever seen the show
"Shark Tank"?
413
00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:29,555
Latvian "Shark Tank"
is all nude.
414
00:14:29,557 --> 00:14:30,890
That sounds weirdly sexy.
415
00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:31,891
No, not at all.
416
00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:33,693
There's no female sharks,
417
00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:36,529
so it's just four
Mr. Wonderfuls naked
418
00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:37,997
on a big leather couch.
419
00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:39,832
Huh. Not what I imagined.
420
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,701
Hey, listen.
421
00:14:41,703 --> 00:14:43,870
I would love to buy some of
that knock-off denim.
422
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:45,505
Okay, first of all,
it's not knock-off.
423
00:14:45,507 --> 00:14:47,507
Okay, Gape is true,
authentic brand.
424
00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:49,575
The real thief is Gap.
425
00:14:49,577 --> 00:14:51,060
- Are they?
- What makes more sense?
426
00:14:51,065 --> 00:14:53,324
That they take Gape
and remove letter?
427
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:57,161
Or that I take Gap
and add pricey E?
428
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,450
I don't care if it's fake,
I just wanna buy some.
429
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:02,073
It's not fake;
You are still wearing a towel;
430
00:15:02,074 --> 00:15:04,107
And this deal: Over.
431
00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,043
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
432
00:15:06,045 --> 00:15:09,079
Do you wanna know why
I won't take off my towel?
433
00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,213
It's because I'm embarrassed...
434
00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:13,050
about what's underneath.
435
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,084
Mutilated penis?
436
00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:15,852
Ye... p.
437
00:15:15,854 --> 00:15:17,888
That is it. You guessed it
on the first try.
438
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,624
That's what's under there.
The old... the old...
439
00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:23,193
- mute peen.
- I am so sorry about your penis.
440
00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:24,009
It's a bummer.
441
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,045
But we all have things
that bring us shame.
442
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:28,313
Remember when I told you before
443
00:15:28,315 --> 00:15:32,095
that Gape was original, authentic brand?
I do. It was just now.
444
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:33,929
Yeah, well...
445
00:15:33,931 --> 00:15:35,631
I stole the whole thing
from Gap.
446
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:38,133
And here I was
completely believing you
447
00:15:38,135 --> 00:15:39,501
when you told me you didn't.
448
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,803
Wow.
449
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:42,605
Well, thank you for sharing
that with me.
450
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:46,475
You are freak.
But I support you. Come.
451
00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:48,644
Oh, no, it's a naked hug.
452
00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:50,779
Ha ha.
Ah.
453
00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:52,715
Hey, what's up?
454
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:54,116
You guys having a little coffee?
That's cool.
455
00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:55,417
- Yee's a fraud.
- What?
456
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:56,223
Excuse me?
457
00:15:56,224 --> 00:15:58,406
Those nasty-ass bugs
don't smell blood.
458
00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:00,173
And they must not smell
bullcrap, either,
459
00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:01,340
'cause he's spewing it
everywhere.
460
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:03,526
What are you saying out
of your weird face?
461
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,002
We put the flies
near fresh blood,
462
00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:07,456
and nothing happened.
They didn't react at all.
463
00:16:07,457 --> 00:16:10,525
Do you know how stupid
these accusations sound?
464
00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:12,488
- Diaz, you're fired.
- What?
465
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:16,605
Dr. Yee is one of the most respected
forensic experts in the country.
466
00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:18,445
For you two...
Let's not mince words...
467
00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:22,374
Common fools to suggest
that you found the flaw
468
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,574
- in this brilliant man's...
- They're right.
469
00:16:23,576 --> 00:16:24,508
- What?
- Huh?
470
00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:29,280
The flies don't sense blood.
They're just regular flies.
471
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:30,648
But, Dr. Yee,
you can't be a fraud.
472
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:31,974
You gave a TED Talk.
473
00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:35,364
I spent $6 million in federal
grant money on this experiment
474
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,280
and I've gotten nowhere.
475
00:16:36,281 --> 00:16:39,331
The closest I ever came was when
they all landed on a popsicle once.
476
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,831
But in the apartment we saw
them react to a cotton swab
477
00:16:41,857 --> 00:16:43,688
dipped in blood.
It was melted popsicle.
478
00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:45,907
Jam works, too,
but it's more expensive.
479
00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:48,509
So, Sir, you were saying
something about us being
480
00:16:48,511 --> 00:16:51,179
- common fools?
- So who looks stupid now?
481
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:53,181
Uh, Terry, your
left eyebrow is missing.
482
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:57,151
Oh, I must have rubbed it off.
There it is.
483
00:16:57,153 --> 00:16:58,486
Who looks stupid now?
484
00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:02,824
Jake, hey, I got it, man.
485
00:17:02,826 --> 00:17:06,704
Nice jeans, and the good thing is
look... both legs, same length.
486
00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:08,037
Thank you very much.
487
00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:09,506
And I see it's 100% denim-ish.
488
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,614
"Caution: Do not wear near
women who are pregnant
489
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,873
- or breast-feeding."
- This is true.
490
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,331
The nipple may fall off.
491
00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:16,878
Hey, guys.
Gintars said to meet him here.
492
00:17:16,879 --> 00:17:17,615
I didn't realize
you were coming.
493
00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:19,895
My man, I'ma wrestle you.
Come here.
494
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,716
Charles, what are you doing here?
Why is Nikolaj here?
495
00:17:21,721 --> 00:17:23,683
Oh, he's been so happy
since he met Gintars.
496
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:26,381
I've been focusing on myself and
not really thinking about Nikolaj.
497
00:17:26,384 --> 00:17:27,473
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't realize how much
498
00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:29,570
it meant to him to know he
hadn't been abandoned.
499
00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:31,366
I'm okay with them having
a relationship.
500
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,199
Wow, that is so great
of you, Charles,
501
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,373
but I really wish you'd included me
in your decision-making process.
502
00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:36,420
- Why?
- No reason.
503
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:39,055
I just maybe went in a different, less
mature direction.
504
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,376
Hey, maybe we should leave
this area, like, right now.
505
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:42,946
Cop car.
How's it going?
506
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,043
- Hey, man.
- Gintars Irbe, you're under arrest
507
00:17:45,044 --> 00:17:47,450
- for selling counterfeit goods.
- Jake! You set me up.
508
00:17:47,456 --> 00:17:55,195
- Do you even have mutilated penis?
- No. It's perfect.
509
00:17:58,633 --> 00:17:59,600
Okay.
510
00:17:59,602 --> 00:18:02,069
So they are taking Gintars to the
airport and they're not hurting him...
511
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,371
any more than they did when
he was resisting arrest.
512
00:18:05,741 --> 00:18:07,241
Now they won't let him go
just because I asked them to
513
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:09,343
even though they arrested him
just because I asked them to.
514
00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:11,441
It's a crazy system.
I don't understand it.
515
00:18:11,443 --> 00:18:12,220
But here's what I'm thinking:
516
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,181
- I call the State Department...
- You've done enough, Jake.
517
00:18:14,183 --> 00:18:15,270
That's nice of you to say, but...
518
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:17,884
- My tone wasn't nice.
- But your tone is always nice with me.
519
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,357
Wait a minute.
Are you mad?
520
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,753
Yes, because you butted into a
situation you shouldn't have.
521
00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:23,234
You need to keep your butt
in your pants.
522
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,679
My butt was only out because you
said you wanted Gintars gone.
523
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:27,082
Well, thanks to your butt,
524
00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:29,685
Nikolaj feels like he's been
abandoned all over again.
525
00:18:29,687 --> 00:18:32,004
Okay, but my butt was the one that
got them together in the first place.
526
00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:33,344
I don't feel like my butt is
getting credit for that.
527
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,435
Well, that's because your butt
was inappropriate then too.
528
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,098
Your butt should have never
been a part of this.
529
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:40,346
So now I gotta go clean up the big
nasty mess that your butt made.
530
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,142
But my butt no but...
531
00:18:42,144 --> 00:18:43,410
My butt no but!
532
00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:47,253
Diaz, Jeffords, Santiago would like
to apologize to you for her behavior.
533
00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:49,421
- I thought we were both apologizing.
- No, I misunderstood.
534
00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:51,490
What would I be apologizing for?
535
00:18:51,491 --> 00:18:53,361
- The same thing as me?
- Really?
536
00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:55,124
You guys maybe want to have
this conversation on your own?
537
00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:58,030
Yes.
Okay, we have come to a decision
538
00:18:58,032 --> 00:19:01,233
that we would both like to apologize.
539
00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:05,337
We should have trusted your
instincts over Dr. Yee and his flies.
540
00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:05,714
And?
541
00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:08,475
And we shouldn't have been
so insulting.
542
00:19:08,476 --> 00:19:09,842
And?
543
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,310
I'm not gonna apologize
for your face.
544
00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:12,878
That mess is clearly on you.
545
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,313
- Fair enough.
- I'll ask Commissioner Kelly
546
00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:16,882
to approve your initial request
for an FBI lab team.
547
00:19:16,884 --> 00:19:18,551
That won't be necessary.
I solved the case.
548
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:19,952
And the flies actually
came in handy.
549
00:19:19,954 --> 00:19:22,455
These have been genetically
engineered
550
00:19:22,457 --> 00:19:24,890
to detect blood, and
there's a whole swarm of them
551
00:19:24,892 --> 00:19:28,060
at your apartment right now
with Dr. Ronald Yee.
552
00:19:28,062 --> 00:19:29,395
The flies don't lie.
553
00:19:29,397 --> 00:19:31,230
- He confessed immediately.
- How about that.
554
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:34,066
Dr. Yee and his flies
saved the day after all.
555
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,067
No, I did.
556
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:36,840
Should we call Yee
and tell him the good news?
557
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,941
It would probably
make him feel so much better.
558
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,200
- What is going on?
- He did seem so sad.
559
00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:43,568
- So sad.
- He should be sad. He's a fraud.
560
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,069
Shh. It's ringing.
561
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,173
- Hey.
- Hey.
562
00:19:49,175 --> 00:19:50,308
Did you make it to the airport
in time to see Gintars?
563
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:54,078
Yes, but TSA wouldn't let him
stay in the country.
564
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,013
At least Nikolaj got
to spend a few hours
565
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:57,915
with his birth father
at a Chili's Too.
566
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,851
Chili's As Well.
567
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:03,254
Listen, I feel bad, and I
wanted to do something
568
00:20:03,256 --> 00:20:04,255
but I know you didn't
want my help,
569
00:20:04,257 --> 00:20:06,424
so long story short,
570
00:20:06,426 --> 00:20:09,427
I made us these hats.
571
00:20:09,429 --> 00:20:11,362
I obviously love them.
572
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:12,930
They don't change
how I'm feeling.
573
00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:15,166
Okay.
574
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:17,201
Well, I'm sorry that
I messed things up.
575
00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:19,987
But I was just trying
to be a good friend.
576
00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,222
I know, but that doesn't
always mean fixing my life.
577
00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:24,858
You shouldn't have done
anything without asking me.
578
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,026
Sometimes I just want you
to listen.
579
00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:28,728
Right.
580
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,230
I hear that.
581
00:20:30,232 --> 00:20:33,800
It's just...
adoption is complicated.
582
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:35,201
No matter how much I want to be,
583
00:20:35,203 --> 00:20:36,803
I'm not Nikolaj's real father.
584
00:20:36,805 --> 00:20:39,038
Come on, Charles.
Of course you are.
585
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,907
Well, that'll be up to him.
586
00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:43,743
And he may even change his mind
about it throughout his life.
587
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:48,181
I mean, all I can do
is make him feel safe
588
00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:50,150
and give him as much love
as I can.
589
00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:54,721
Well, I think Nikolaj is very
lucky to have you.
590
00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:57,023
Nikolaj.
591
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:59,140
Okay. Let's take these hats
out for a spin.
592
00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:00,141
I've waited long enough.
593
00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:01,450
Here you go.
Best Bud #1.
594
00:21:01,451 --> 00:21:02,880
You'd rather be Best Bud #2?
595
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:04,294
I just want you to listen
a little more.
596
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:05,640
I don't wanna change
our whole dynamic.
597
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,674
Okay, good, 'cause I really
wanted to be Best Bud #1.
598
00:21:07,691 --> 00:21:09,524
- I know you did.
- Clink!
599
00:21:09,526 --> 00:21:11,486
- Oh, they're way too small.
- Ooh, they're tight.
600
00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:12,464
- They're way too small.
- Hurt.
601
00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:19,636
They don't fit.
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