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Asia, land of exotic beauty, untold wonders,

and home to civilizations

that have existed for thousands of years...

♪ ♪

Until now.

Four living legends

embark on a journey across Asia...

For the time of their lives.

Starring TV superstar,

Henry Winkler.

♪ Born to be wild ♪

Cultural icon, William Shatner.

Hey, hey, hey!

NFL Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw.

♪ Born to be wild ♪

Former heavyweight champion George Foreman,

and introducing Jeff Dye as...

Jeffrey!

The sidekick.

♪ Born to be wild ♪

Tonight, on the final leg

of their adventure...

We don't need an international incident.

Phuket...

Yours truly is turning 67 in Phuket.

And Chiang Mai.

♪ ♪

I am king of the jungle!

Ho ho!

♪ I never want to die ♪

I never dreamed of seeing anything like this.

"Better late...

You got people behind you.

Than never.

This is cool!

♪ ♪

Next stop, Thailand!

So this week, it's Terry Bradshaw's birthday.

Right.

And have you noticed that Terry is reading your book?

- I know. - Yeah.

You know, one of the rules when I become 80?

What?

The one rule I'm always gonna have is,

"Just smile. You're lucky you made it."

- Who said that? - Martin Luther King?

I don't know.

That's always gonna be a saying of mine.

And maybe it's time for him to grow up.

Oh.

- Not a chance. - Okay.

Just smile because it's my birthday.

I should get my way, right?

♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪

♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪

- That's right. - ♪ And all these mommies ♪

♪ look fly today ♪

♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪

♪ And ain't nobody gotta cry today ♪

Uh-uh.

♪ Save that drama for another day ♪

♪ Hey ♪ Whoo!

♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪

Good morning, good morning!

Wow.

♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪

Look at it. Gorgeous!

Boy, isn't that something?

I'm sick of stopping every ten seconds to go pee.

In Thailand, they all ride around

in these things called tuk-tuks,

which is kinda like an Uber except without windows,

seat belts, safety.

Ooh, pineapple.

Mmm! Oh! God dang, that scared me.

So this probably is not gonna end well,

but it will end fun.

What do you think, guys, race?

Let's go!

Hey, wait a minute, guys.

You want some of this?

- Come on, let's go! - Get on 'em, baby!

Wait a minute!

Guys, for gosh sakes!

Catch em!

Fasten your seat belt, boys,

'cause it is gonna be a bumpy ride.

Eat my dust, loser!

We're missing the culture!

- Whoo-hoo! - Stop it!

Can you believe this? Look at Shatner.

You're driving me nuts.

I'm the one that's doing all the experiencing here.

What's wrong with him?

There's no need for this, guys.

Let's win!

- Atta baby! - You head on down that road!

What are we doing?

We don't need an international incident, guys.

Kiss my ass!

Stop it!

Reasoning with Terry Bradshaw is like reasoning with a toddler.

You're all too old for this!

And that's unfair to toddlers.

What a way to bring in my birthday!

Uh-oh.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, what's going on here?

What the...

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - What's going on?

Whoa! Whoa!

- What's... - Hey! Hey!

We round this corner, then all of a sudden

we're just stopped dead in our tracks.

They're having water games.

I don't know what they're doing.

- What is everybody doing? - I don't know.

Why are you throwing water?

- Whoa! Why? - What is this?

What in the world?

Oh!

We can't get through there, so of course we do

what you're supposed to do. We're competitive.

We jump out and we join in the game.

Oh, God, George. Get out!

Whoa!

- This way. - What in the name...

♪ I got this feeling on the summer day ♪

- Where we going? - Hey!

I'm gonna put stuff on your face.

♪ I don't care I love it ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ ♪

This is great. This is an opportunity for Terry

to just clean the slate and become a new man.

♪ I don't care ♪

I'm must not be... oh!

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ I don't care I love it ♪

Hey, bend over. You need cleansing.

This is crazy!

♪ I don't care ♪

Don't drink the water.

Now you tell me.

Ahh!

We haven't even gotten to the hotel yet.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

This is the first shower I've had in four days.

♪ I love it ♪

Welcome to Thailand.

♪ ♪

- That was fun. - Well, it was...

I'll tell ya. All my sins are gone.

welcome.

- Hello. - Hi.

We're gonna check in the hotel now.

Oh.

Wow. Okay.

Ohh!

- Wow. - Thailand!

Thailand! I love Thailand.

That was some festival.

Wait a minute. We're at the wrong hotel.

Ahh!

Hi, we'd like to put something on our bodies forever.

Ah!

♪ ♪

A little further over, you got my spleen.

♪ ♪

- Okay. - Whoo!

- I got it! - Henry!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

This week, Terry Bradshaw's celebrating

his 67th year on planet Earth,

so I wanted to make it really special.

This will be the best decision we ever made

over a couple of drinks.

♪ ♪

Bill, if you were gonna get a tattoo...

Yeah.

Would you get it in Thailand?

No, I'd get it on my ass.

Oh.

Hi, we'd like to put something on our bodies forever.

Nervous. I'm real nervous. Can you tell?

- Yep. - But I got a real reason

for doing this. I'm going with this.

- All right. - Alpha Omega.

- Okay. - Beginning and the end,

and in honor of my two girls.

I didn't know you'd get all "Bill Shatner" on me,

- you know, with all... - No.

I'm a little nervous. I'm petrified of needles,

and this is all needles, so my honest, simple question

is, "Is it gonna hurt?"

- Yeah, it will. - Yeah?

Well, that was comforting.

- That's it? - Yep.

Can I get a pain level from you?

Like, one to ten?

Yeah, about ten.

Terry's freaking out.

Hey, what is that stuff they give you

in a dentist's office?

Seriously, I'm having trouble breathing over here.

But in all seriousness,

I haven't told anyone or Terry what I'm gonna get yet.

But I do know he's gonna be really flattered

and it's gonna blow his mind.

Golly.

Boy, I am so nervous.

Someone put a blood pressure monitor on me.

What are you, a thousand years old?

Shut up!

Loud-mouth 30-year-old. I'm ready!

Terry is 66 years old. Why would he want to...

Don't ask. George...

- Yes. - Is sleeping.

- What's new? - What's new?

What are we gonna do?

We're going to do something special.

We're going to do something that's so cultural,

so part of the country that we'll never ever forget it.

Can't wait.

♪ ♪

Oh, right there.

- Oh. - Ooh, yeah.

- Bill? - Yeah.

I never thought I would be getting

a couples massage with you in Thailand.

Henry, I don't want you to take this too far.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

Wait. Wait.

Okay. Ow!

You are bending me into a new zip code.

- Okay. - Okay.

All right!

This is relaxing?

Henry, go with it. Get into the muscle.

Thailand is way more beautiful than I thought!

♪ Whoa! I feel good ♪

Ah! Hey!

♪ I knew that I would now ♪

Oh, yeah. Felt something pop.

What was that?

Oh, my God!

♪ So good ♪

♪ So good ♪

Oh!

Oh, oh. Hold it just a second.

Ho. B... Oh!

♪ I feel nice ♪

- Henry? - Yes?

- Help me. - Man, that... that... that...

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Okay?

I'm seeing stars.

- Ahh. - That... that... that...

I challenge you. Make me scream.

Oh, yeah.

Terry, yours is done, right?

No.

Pfft. , man.

♪ I know that I can do no wrong ♪

♪ ♪

There's no such thing as Bigfoot.

Bigfoot... Bigfoot's in commercials.

Well...

He's the beef jerky guy.

Ah. Oy-yi-yi.

Oh, yeah.

Hey! I'm through!

All right! First tattoo!

- Let me see what you got. - Boom.

Get outta here!

- Get outta here! - Number 12.

I got the number 12 because it's my favorite quarterback,

T.B.... Four Super Bowls.

Tom Brady.

No, I'm just kidding. It's Terry Bradshaw.

♪ ♪

This is for you, buddy.

When Jeff put a 12 on his shoulder

in honor of me, that was pretty touching.

That was a pretty special moment for me.

This is the best birthday. I feel like a new man.

Can I have a tissue?

I'm just kidding.

♪ ♪

- My dude. - Love it, man.

All right.

A little over. A little...

Massages were great, right?

Are you not happy now?

I should've gotten a tattoo.

A little further over, you got my spleen.

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ ♪

I gotta get up there.

Hit him! Oh!

Oh!

Hi there.

- Ha ha! - Yeah.

Jeff...

- Phuket? - Phuket.

- I will never... - Phuket.

I always wanted to come to Asia.

It is more than I thought.

- Amazing, isn't it? - It's just... the culture.

Maybe we should've got three tuk-tuks.

Tuk-tucked in the middle here.

I'm happy to celebrate my birthday here in Phuket

with my buddies.

I guess you could say this is my...

"tucket" list.

- Come on, guys. - Where we headed?

There it is. That's what I'm talking about.

Terry, I've got the perfect birthday gift for you.

Have you ever fought Muay Thai, George?

Never, never, never.

See, I don't believe in kicking.

Well, with your right hand, no wonder.

Boys, we are going in.

Are you ready to rumble?

Whoa!

Oh!

Whoa!

Muay Thai, also known as "The art of eight limbs."

The hands become a sword and knife.

The shins and the forearms act as armor.

The elbow is used as a hammer.

Oh!

Legs and knees become the axe and staff.

Oh!

The body grapples for an opening

to take their enemy to the ground to kill.

Whoo!

That was the one!

George Foreman! Whoo!

He's coming down!

George! Go get 'em, big guy!

Look at that. Look how natural that looks.

Yes!

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna do it.

I wouldn't if I were you.

You're not me.

- This is your chance. - I gotta get up there.

We've had a lot of bad ideas on this trip.

- Uh-huh. - This one is the worst, Bill.

Or the best.

I'm gotta try this. I'm going up there.

- That's it. He's dead. - Ding!

Don't hurt yourself, Bill!

This guy's fought dinosaurs.

Take it easy, Bill!

We didn't get to say good-bye to this idiot.

This just dawned on me.

Thailand is where I said he'd be checking out.

- You called it. - I know.

I'm afraid of dying.

He doesn't know this, but we picked the country

we thought he would not make it out of alive.

I don't wanna be the first to go.

I think he's going down on Thailand.

Thailand.

I just didn't know George would be the one murdering him.

I thought he was gonna die

from natural diseases or something.

I know.

- Are you ready? - No. No, no, no.

- Punch him in the pacemaker! - Oh! Oh!

Oh, no, no, no.

Try and knock me out, George. How hard can that be?

Oh! Ah!

- Jab, jab, jab! - Oh! Oh! Oh!

Has Bill lost his mind?

Okay, hold it. Hold it.

Let's get the gloves. Let's get the gloves.

- Oh! - What? You want to...

That's sissy, man.

Oh, my gosh. Uh-oh!

Come on, George. Come on. Come on, George.

Mix 'em up! Come on! George!

I knew George Foreman when he was a killer.

Come on, George!

Now he's a mama's boy.

He loves his mama.

- Oh, my... - Oh!

Uh-oh. This isn't good.

Bill!

And down goes Shatner! Down goes Shatner!

Bill! Bill.

Bill, can you hear me?

Oh, my God.

What happened?

- He hit you in the face. - Was it good?

You went down like a sack of potatoes.

- Was it good? Was it good? - He was great.

Wow.

There. It's right there.

- That's where the bruise is. - Wow.

Bruise? It's bleeding, right?

Yeah. No, it's not bleeding,

but it's turning purple.

Tell me again what happened.

And this one's for your ego.

You... you kept... you...

I hate to say I told you so.

Then don't, okay?

- I won't. - All right.

He started hitting me for real,

like, "I don't like this, you know."

Let's go see the elephants.

He's giving me a signal.

I wanna ride. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ooh!

Oh, my God. Here come the monkeys.

There's 50 of 'em.

Oh! God, don't scare me.

Here we are. It's Terry's birthday.

- To our birthday boy. - Yeah.

Can anybody sing "Birthday"?

He has a really melodic voice.

♪ Amazing Grace ♪

Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

Oh, don't do that.

♪ How... ♪

He sings gospel.

♪ Oh, Henry, Henry ♪

♪ The Fonz you do ♪

He sings western.

♪ My first love story ♪

Doesn't matter where.

♪ To watch the fish swim by ♪

So George and I, we're gonna give Terry

a little taste of his own medicine.

Oh, my gosh.

- Want you to know, Terry... - This is for you.

Awesome, man, song. Just for me.

All right, here we go.

♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪

♪ Traveled down the road and back again ♪

Why?

♪ And if you threw a party ♪

Yeah!

♪ You'd see for yourself ♪

Go, George! Yeah!

♪ The biggest gift would be from us ♪

- Yeah. - Do it!

♪ And the card attached would say... ♪

Bring it to the house, boys!

♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪

It's a really strange group of people.

- Thank you. - I love you!

- Thank you. - I love you!

- Thank you... - Oh, my God.

- ♪ For being a friend ♪ - My old song.

Yeah!

Yeah, George, Henry!

Awesome, baby! Awesome!

Don't sing it again.

I gotta be honest with you.

Kinda nice to have this part of the trip be all about me.

This is nice, and for once, it's not about Bill,

which, I'm sure, he won' sleep all night long...

pouting.

I, too, got you a little something.

I'll just give the code word here.

This is for you, T.B. Happy birthday.

♪ My boy lollipop ♪

Ah, geez.

Oh, boy.

♪ ♪

Hey, Bill.

♪ ♪

That's funny!

Oh!

♪ ♪

♪ You are my one desire ♪

Oh!

♪ And me, do I need you? I need you so ♪

♪ I'll never let you go ♪

Tonight, America, on my 67th birthday,

I ended up kissing a guy.

♪ And I liked it ♪

♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it ♪

♪ The taste of her cherry ChapStick ♪

Who cares? I'm still smiling.

♪ It felt so wrong It felt so right ♪

I'll remember this birthday for the rest of my life.

It doesn't get any better than this.

Let's win! Let's win!

We're being crazy and goofy and silly.

Whoa!

♪ I liked it ♪

So much fun to be like that.

'Cause life, to me, is not getting older...

♪ Too good to ♪

Oh!

♪ Ain't no big deal ♪

But feeling younger.

And I definitely feel younger, especially after this trip.

Look at this. You got a whole birthday cake.

Well, we had a great party.

- Yep. - I think that Terry now

is older and wiser.

You know, I love Terry the way he is.

Yeah, so do I.

Whoa!

Happy birthday, baby!

Next stop, Chiang Mai!

Well, this is the last leg on our trip.

♪ Chiang Mai ♪

We're all in good spirits. You know why?

None of us kicked the bucket.

Hi!

Was that the pilot?

Yes, it's on automatic and they don't worry

about things like that in Thailand.

Like landing?

♪ Chiang Mai ♪

Oh, yeah.

Thank you. Thank... Great job.

Pray for 'em. They're all on their last leg.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Bill. - Yeah.

What does Chiang Mai mean?

Chiang Mai means "Land of a Thousand Suns."

Are you making it up, or you telling me...

I do not make things up.

Of course I'm making it up.

I don't want people to know I know nothing.

I've been making things up this whole trip.

Hi, there! We're from America. God bless you.

We're in Chiang Mai!

Chiang Mai! ♪ Chiang Mai ♪

Hello!

Okay, not all at once.

We finally made it to Chiang Mai,

the last stop on this trip.

I know.

- Where's Jeff gonna put us? - I don't know.

Yeah, you're worried.

Concerned, I think, is the word.

Yeah. Okay.

Holy cow! Look at this place!

This is magnificent.

Imagine how good the breakfast buffet

is gonna be.

Welcome to Chiang Mai.

We're here.

Cue the slow-mo entrance.

♪ Let's show 'em why they call me Mr. Worldwide ♪

♪ Why you think they call me Mr. Worldwide? ♪

♪ Let's show 'em why they call me Mr. Worldwide ♪

♪ Why you think they call me Mr. Worldwide? ♪

Wow.

It's beyond "wow."

♪ Hold up ♪

I love this place. It's authentic,

it's beautiful, the architecture, the grounds.

Gorgeous.

Only thing missing is a big ol' 60-inch high-def TV

with every sports channel in the world.

It's very moving.

Yeah, for some more than others.

Terry, even the bathrooms are nice!

God.

- To the left. To the left! - To the where?

That is incredible. His eyes are wide open.

Listen, I can only do so much.

You've gotta also moisturize.

Please, please!

You gotta be kidding me.

- It's not working. - Are you kidding me?

♪ ♪

Good afternoon, everybody.

Nice to see you.

Welcome to The Royal Villa.

We're your butlers.

- We got butlers. - You do.

- Serious? - Yes, sir.

Whatever we want, we just hit a bell.

Of course. Allow me to show you around.

I have a request actually.

- Of course, of course. - Thank you so much.

- ♪ What I want you've got ♪ - Whoo-hee!

- Beautiful. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Okay.

♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪

I wanna move into this place.

This is awesome!

Right. Right, right.

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Hey, sweetheart. T.B. here.

There you go.

Your husband. Get the dogs, we're moving to Thailand.

This place is awesome. Wait till you see this.

To the left. To the left!

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Jeff! Jeff.

- Yeah? - He's close.

He's close, real close.

Yeah, he's right here.

There's a man with him.

I was talking about the man.

One of the chefs gives a cooking class,

and I signed us up.

♪ You make my dreams come true ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh you, you ♪

That is the hottest pepper in Thailand?

- Right. - Taste it.

No, no, no. Don't eat it now.

- Don't try. - Look. Look.

♪ Ow! ♪

That's hot.

- That's hot. - I just said, "Don't eat it."

- I thought you were joking. - No, I'm not joking.

Okay, so...

♪ You make my dream come true ♪

I could've been a contender.

Here you go.

- What did you make? - We made a curry chicken.

And this is bass. Come on.

- That is so good, I can't- - All right, see?

It's good. Now I'd like more.

- Can I give you more? - Yes, please.

Oh, but you don't want the pepper, right?

Oh, no! Do not go near that.

This is the hottest pepper...

In Thailand.

Yeah, go ahead, Bill.

This is the one?

That's the one.

♪ ♪

- Ahh. - Whoo!

Whoo! The Fonz would say...

- Whoa. - Whoa.

Where are we going?

- I want to see an elephant. - Me too, baby, me too.

I love elephants.

- I was down in the library. - Yeah.

I did research on this. It's the adventure of the trip.

- This is the jungle, gentlemen. - I love the jungle.

This is where the amoeba are that swim up your penis,

and they have to go in with little baskets...

- Ugh. - To scrape them out.

Hey, I'll try anything once. Let's do this.

The only thing good about that

is how long it takes to get them out.

Or in my case, how long it takes them to get up.

I never thought I'd hear so much about your guys' penises.

There's a bend in the river coming up,

so I suggest we follow it, okay?

Actually, there's no choice, right?

So here we are on the big Taeng River,

and this river is part of the history of the country.

And that's what WE'RE HERE FOR: the history.

Thank you very much. That was so beautiful.

Oh, my goodness. Hello, elephants.

- Look at this. - Hello.

First that you need do,

get to know the names of the animals.

- Okay. - Her name is Natalie.

- Natalie. - Oh, I know a Natalie.

She's 15 years old.

- Hello, I'm George- - I'm gonna say hello.

- And I'm so glad to meet you. - What is your name?

- Sugar Cane. - Sugar Cane.

I'm Henry. Hi!

I cannot believe I'm standing in front of one of these things.

- How cool is that? - Hello, Natalie. Hello.

Elephants have one of the highest

intelligences that we know.

They may even be superior in many ways to human beings.

They've got all this ability to communicate

both locally and thousands of miles.

Why would they have that

unless they were saying things that were meaningful?

He's giving me a signal in shaking.

He's vibrating.

We don't understand elephants yet.

What a marvelous place to investigate.

You're big. Man, you're really big.

- Me! - We can ride?

I wanna ride.

The one thing that I really wanted to do on this trip

was to be up close to an elephant.

Yeah.

- Grab the ear. - Hold that.

- Yeah. - And then kick the legs.

- Kick the leg. - Kick the legs.

- He gives you a shelf. - Yes, give you a shelf.

And then, step there. Okay, up. Up. Okay.

Wah, wah!

I am king of the jungle!

Ha-ho!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoo!

I've never felt like this before.

This is incredible.

- Terry, you can get up. - No.

I'm sure you can.

This is so wonderful.

Now that motion was really good.

His eyes are wide open.

Fantastic!

Drawing flowers!

That is beautiful, Sugar Cane.

I think we all knew

how incredible this experience was

that was given to us, like, this gift.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, we got a breakthrough.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Hey, baby.

- Nice job, Terry! - Oh, my goodness!

Bill.

- Yeah. - Terry.

My God.

Hello, everyone.

Listen, I can only do so much.

You've gotta also moisturize.

- Can you imagine you touching... - No.

- An elephant? - This is beyond anything

I've ever experienced.

This is, for me, the moment I'm almost...

- That's it. - Yeah.

I really felt a connection with him.

It was amazing, wasn't it?

This is an awesome trip

and I definitely don't want it to end.

You want me to go away? Look. I'm moving away.

- Look at that. - There you go.

That's your souvenir?

So that's what you're gonna do in a lonely hotel room.

No, this is for...

♪ ♪

Okay, guys, next stop, the Long Neck Tribe.

One more adventure, boys.

I've read about these ladies with the... with the rings...

- Yeah. - Around their neck.

I think it's right around the bend here.

Oh, my gosh. It's a little village.

Look at how amazing this is.

♪ ♪

Hi. Hello.

This is something else.

Oh, my gosh. Beautiful.

This is like "National Geographic."

- Yeah. Truly. - Uh...

- Yeah. - The first time I ever saw

a picture was in National Geographic.

- I'm telling you, as kids... - And here we are.

Not only were you looking for long necks;

you were looking for them without their shirt on.

Did you do that?

You're looking at me blankly.

- Wow. - Does it... does it hurt?

- No. No. - No?

- Heavy. - Can you take it off?

- No. - No.

- You know why they wear 'em? - No.

- For beauty. - Yes, I can see that.

It's also for protection from either a tiger bite

or bad spirits' bites.

- Of course you would know that. - Of course.

This little, tiny house

is every bit as big as my grandmother's house,

which was just a tiny, tiny kitchen with a wood stove.

- Where? Where? Where? - In Sparta, Tennessee.

Right now? You're saying this house right here.

- Just... I'm not exa... - I understand.

- It was just that small. - Did you go to it?

- I understand. - Oh, yeah.

And they had a creek like this that my dad damned up himself

and used for a swimming hole.

This just... this is pretty amazing.

What am I doing?

I'm acting like Bill Shatner now.

God forbid I do that.

That's cr...

Sorry. Sorry.

Hey, guys, look.

Got a guitar.

Oh, no.

Grand Ole Opry here!

It looks like I've stumbled up on a tribal jam session.

Whoa.

Look at that. That's homemade.

♪ ♪

- Wonderful. - Okay.

That was great. Thank you. Thank you.

You, um...

Don't mind if I do.

♪ I was walking in the village ♪

♪ One night with my friends ♪

♪ I walked across some women ♪

♪ Wearing a big ol' happy grin ♪

Listening to Terry sing for five weeks,

I wish we could put a couple of rings around his neck.

Now let's all do harmony.

Please, Lord, make it stop.

- ♪ Hoo ♪ - I told you...

Oh, my God!

Okay. Okay.

Now we're in a, uh...

- Wow, look at this rain. - Now it's a little heavy.

Sweet Jesus.

This is something else.

Whoop.

She likes it.

I've done a lot of things in my life, but this trip...

You've destroyed my weapon.

Has put everything in perspective.

Whoa.

I never dreamed of seeing anything like this.

Whoa! Right through the legs!

It is invigorating

'cause you're seeing people live life to its fullest

without asking for an awful lot

other than a good family, their health.

People have millions of dollars

and are never satisfied or happy.

These people are.

You want me to go away? Look. I'm moving away.

- Look at that. - There you go.

Ooh.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Uh-oh.

He's picking up sticks now. I quit.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

I was a little reluctant to leave the hotel.

But this village... I really wouldn't want

to be anywhere but right here right now.

Definitely made this trip worthwhile.

Bye-bye.

Wow!

I want to know more about what Bill feels

instead of about what Bill knows.

How do you feel?

Well, we survived, uh, four countries,

six cities,

and, I think we all agree,

around 25,000 stories from Bill.

At least.

- ♪ Bang bang into the room ♪ - ♪ I know you want it ♪

- ♪ Bang bang all over you ♪ - ♪ I'll let you have it ♪

Here we are at the last dinner.

Yes. The lana dinner.

I've never seen anything like this in my life.

Wow.

- Holy cow. - I'm speechless.

I don't believe it.

I want you to know I've never been so happy in my life

that I'm sitting at this table

after what we did together.

I never spend time with people.

- I'm a loner. - Yeah?

But that was the best part of it,

was spending time with each of you.

Walking up those stairs.

- To Mount Fuji? - Mount Fuji.

I'd run out of energy.

I hadn't done that kinda exercise...

in years. Show me the mountain!

And I wanted to stop, but Henry came up

and just lifted me and I got all my strength back.

I made it! I made it!

- And look at that. - That is gorgeous.

This trip made me about as strong

as I've ever been in my life.

I really learned that I can do anything.

The day you retire is the day you start dying.

- That is true. I believe that. - Don't ever retire.

And Mr. Shatner, he's living proof that...

load the docks, baby.

Load the wagons and keep it going.

Kinda came into this thing mentally kicking and screaming.

Oh! I'm not eating that.

- You're being a child. - Yeah, baby!

But this trip really did change my life.

Welcome to Kyoto, boys!

And for all of you right now that are sitting back

and you're eating potato chips...

Oh, God, would I have loved potato chips on this trip!

I encourage you, get up and explore the world.

Hello, everyone.

Ahh! It will change you.

And Shatner's right, change is good.

But don't tell him that.

I'll say one thing.

I wanna know more about what Bill feels

instead of about what Bill knows.

- Nobody asked me. - How do you feel?

In my somewhat longer life than yours,

I have never and would never

have experienced what we have done together.

Hah! Oh!

Five weeks, living with somebody 24 hours a day...

Why do I think of peaches?

Will either make you or break you.

This made it for me, in terms of friends.

I look forward to sitting at another table,

wherever it may be, with the four of you.

- Hear, hear! - Good toast.

♪ Surrender ♪

Cheers.

Here's to the big time.

♪ ♪

All right, I'm lighting mine.

One of things they do in Thailand,

when you're at the end of your journey,

you make a wish, you write it down,

you put it in the lantern

and the lantern takes it into the heavens.

Hey, guys, we got ours lit. How you doing?

The paper is too close to the flame.

How's that?

We also sent one floating down a river.

Remember that?

What happens when it catches on fire?

Oh, my God!

- Whose is that? - That's yours.

Look at it burning up.

Poor Bill.

Okay, let it go. See what happens.

♪ ♪

Best wishes.

Oh, they're all around us.

- Look at this. - Magic.

How wonderful is this night.

♪ ♪

Well, we did it.

♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪

Oh!

The five of us came on this journey

to learn about a culture we didn't understand.

Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh!

♪ ♪

What we didn't expect was

that we would learn about ourselves and each other.

- ♪ If I could fly ♪ - Whoa!

- ♪ Than I would know ♪ - This is style, man.

♪ What life looks like from up above ♪

♪ And down below ♪

We started off in Los Angeles as friends,

and we're going back to our home as family.

- ♪ I'm the satellite ♪ - ♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪

♪ And you're the sky ♪

Look how beautiful this is.

What is the reason we did this?

- To make a wish. - The wish is...

for more and greater adventures.

- Put it right here. - Right there.

- Right there. - Right there.

One, two, three!

♪ Oh oh-oh oh oh-oh ♪

Well, a lot of wishes out there.

Look! It's catching on fire!

Oh, my God!

Kidding.

♪ And you're the sky ♪

♪ ♪

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