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["CALL TO THE POST" PLAYING]
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- [BELL RINGS]
- ANNOUNCER:Here comes Lucky!
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And they're off.
Number 7, Sandy's Rocket, out front.
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Right behind him
by the three against the rail
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as they head down the front stretch...
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[ANNOUNCER CONTINUES, MUFFLED]
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Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,
in control now.
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Down the backstretch...
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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Look at all this fucking coin, dude.
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[BELL RINGING][ANNOUNCER, INDISTINCT]
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- A.J., where's the capper?
- Shredded. Back in VIP.
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Look who's Big Money in seven.
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- No fucking way, Moose.
- Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.
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- Don't shit on our streak.
- I'm not shitting on our streak.
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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.
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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.
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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.
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- It's two O'clock.
- It's five 'til.
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- Come on, we should bounce.
- Pensacola's already halfway
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- through the post parade, pussy.
- Dude, you're going rogue.
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- Because you're being a pussy.
- Shut the f--
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Y'all fixing to place a bet?
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Just a sec, darling.
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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.
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- Sweetchuck's our boy.
- Sweetchuck? Fuck you.
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Crowd's got wood for Easy Does It.
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The crowd goes home in a body bag, okay?
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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.
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Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.
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Now who's the pussy?
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Get the fucking cab.
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- All right.
- ANNOUNCER:And they're off.
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[BELL RINGS][ANNOUNCER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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[OVERLAPPED SHOUTING]
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Gonna fuck it all up!
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What the fuck, A.J.?
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ANNOUNCER:Sweetchuck hard-charging...
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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...
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Run! Run! Run!
Come on!
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ANNOUNCER:Now he's two lengths ahead.
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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!
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ANNOUNCER:And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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Sweetchuck!
Sweetchuck!
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No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!
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Some chud's ganking it.
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Oh, fuck!
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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We're screwed.
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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?
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A.J., it's the fucking interstate!
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MAN: Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Hey! Hey, buddy!
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I got an easy 50!
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[CAR HORNS BLARING][SOBBING]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!
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You almost hit that car!
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Fuck!
Moose...
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All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?
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[YELLS][ALL SCREAM]
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[CAR HORNS BLARING]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Moose, Moose...
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- [CHILDREN SHOUTING]
- BOY: Come on! Come on!
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Where the heck have you guys been?
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We've been waiting for 35 minutes.
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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.
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Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.
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- What could we do?
- Just get on the dang bus.
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[KIDS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING]
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Hey, butt fuck!
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You're both dead if I'm late for practice.
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What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.
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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.
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Fuck off.
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[GIGGLES]
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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?
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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?
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- Why're you doing the lip thing?
- I'm not doing a lip thing.
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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.
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No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.
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Fuck off, don't be such a basket case.
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Look at this epic fucking split, dude!
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Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.
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Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?
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Because every chaperone on this bus
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is fucking staring at us.
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What?
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[BOTH SNICKER]
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- Yo, question.
- Yeah, dude?
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Who'd you like in the 8th?
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh, what's the wort at?
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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.
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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast
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and put her to bed.
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Home sweet home.
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Squeeze that airlock in.
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- Is that one leaking?
- Brand-new tub.
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How could it be leaking?
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Let's check the pH on the lagers.
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Booyah.
What are you feeling?
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Let's go pilsner.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers, dude.
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Whoa.
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Looks bright.
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Spritzy.
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Mm. Wow.
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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!
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- We made that!
- This is, like, real beer.
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Mm! Let's go with that.
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- What?
- Real Beer. For the label.
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I found a printer in Tecumseh.
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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.
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I dig it.
[LAUGHS]
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All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.
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Okay, hit me.
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It's time to expand the operation.
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All right, so look, dude,
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we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.
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Fifteen gallons a month is baby stuff
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compared to what we could do
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if we scaled her up to a buck twenty.
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- A hundred and twenty gallons?
- A month, dude.
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And we'll cash flow our day-to-day ops
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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm
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where this thing is running itself.
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Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.
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Yet. You gotta learn to forecast, bitch.
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Fuck!
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We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.
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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.
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Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.
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Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.
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A huge part of this operation
is figuring out
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the right foot soldiers to bring in.
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What do you think of Jason Beaumont?
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Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.
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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.
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Handle all the recruiting.
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[GASPS]
Fuck!
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That was a fucking neck shot!
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- Forecast.
- You said no fucking necks.
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So are we in agreement
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that transpo's our number one concern?
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Hundred percent.
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And until this operation's got wheels,
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if feels like it's dead in the water.
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Okay, hear me out.
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[SIGHS]
Fuck, these are awesome.
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Tom, we're good to go.
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Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?
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- Darian?
- No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.
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I'm talking about Gary.
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With the lazy eye and the gelled hair.
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- Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
- Yeah.
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So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.
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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know what?
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Here's a little something for you.
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So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,
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because that's where all the action is.
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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.
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So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,
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plus we gotta float the gas.
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But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.
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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?
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Yeah, twice a week.
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It'd be like a C-note per run, max.
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- That's it?
- That's fucking it, dude.
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It's actually a really boss idea.
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It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.
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This fucker's double O-C too.
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Huh?
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Fucking limo, asshole.
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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.
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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.
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Why would we need a bag phone?
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In case we gotta move on some shit
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and we don't have time to hit a payphone.
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Look, stop fixating on the bag phone.
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- Are you in or you out?
- I'm in.
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- I'm in, yeah.
- All right, I'll set it up.
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Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rolling
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in so much fucking dough
this summer.
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[LAUGHS]
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["WILD THING" BY TONE LOC PLAYING]
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♪ Rollin' down the street ♪
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♪ I saw this girl
and she was pumpin' ♪
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♪ I winked my eye,
she got into the ride ♪
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♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪
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♪ Took her to the hotel ♪
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♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪
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♪ I said, "Be my queen
if you know what I mean" ♪
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♪ And let us do the wild thing ♪
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- A.J.: Yo, I'm home.
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Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.
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What's going on?
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How was the field trip, boys?
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Oh, like the best ever.
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Yeah, we got to hand-feed the giraffes.
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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.
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[JUDGE INHALES SHARPLY]
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[EXHALES]
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[GULPS]
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Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.
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Jesus, what?
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No.
Why?
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Are you trying
to hide something from us?
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Oh, he is.
Big time.
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No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.
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- It's weird.
- JUDGE: It's not weird.
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It's just a set of hands, son.
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Afraid we'll find out about the cigarettes?
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[SNORTS]
Cigarettes? We--
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Mr. Rubenking said he saw you and Moose
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smoking cigarettes in the VIP area
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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.
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I-80 OTB?
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JUDGE: It's an off-track betting parlor.
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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.
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Right across the river bridge
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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.
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JEAN: Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!
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He emphasized "berserk."
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And the damn neon shirts!
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Awful quiet, Moose.
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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?
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- JUDGE: Guilty!
- Moose...
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Chrissy, go to your room.
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- No way.
- In your room, young lady.
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CHRISSY: Ugh!
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- Witness stand.
- No.
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No, I'm not...
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There's been a pattern with you two.
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- An escalation.
- A very dangerous escalation.
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- We're not escalating.
- Illegally crossing state lines
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to hang out at an off-track betting parlor?
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We're not hanging out.
We're working.
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- Working!
- Oh, my God!
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- You're not a pro gambler!
- Are you two doing dope?
247
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,136
Okay, no on the dope,
248
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,114
and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.
249
00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:10,749
You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeral
250
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,056
or on the side of a fricking milk carton.
251
00:10:13,186 --> 00:10:16,842
Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?
252
00:10:16,973 --> 00:10:18,559
No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.
253
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,629
The system?
What is the system?
254
00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:22,359
A secret system for big-money long shots.
255
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,110
You're 14 years old!
256
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,069
You don't have a fricking system!
257
00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,592
[GASPS SOFTLY]
258
00:10:33,685 --> 00:10:36,035
Dude, I am so fucking sorry.
259
00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:38,603
The Judge started doing the lip thing,
260
00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:41,345
and I just fucking panicked.
[SIGHS]
261
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,042
Did you tell them about the system?
262
00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:44,846
They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.
263
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,176
I'm grounded.
264
00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:48,047
Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.
265
00:10:48,569 --> 00:10:50,876
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
266
00:10:51,703 --> 00:10:53,618
This rat-fucks our whole plan.
267
00:10:53,749 --> 00:10:55,402
There is no plan.
We're done.
268
00:10:56,403 --> 00:10:58,971
No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.
269
00:10:59,102 --> 00:11:00,886
I've got one week to find a legit job
270
00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:02,417
before my mom goes full-tilt DEFCON.
271
00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,020
Full tilt?
What do you mean?
272
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:05,543
Baseball.
Bible camp.
273
00:11:05,674 --> 00:11:07,284
Weekends at her auction crew.
274
00:11:07,414 --> 00:11:10,243
Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.
275
00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:12,681
Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.
276
00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:14,421
She made no mention of hiring you.
277
00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:19,296
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.
278
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,807
Look, just circle the heavy hitters, okay?
279
00:11:22,908 --> 00:11:24,828
Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.
280
00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:26,695
- I'm not.
- Dude, don't worry.
281
00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:28,865
Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.
282
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:30,133
Easy peasy.
283
00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:32,613
All right?
284
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:34,354
- See ya, pussy.
- See ya.
285
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:38,228
[THUDDING IMPACT][FOOTSTEPS RETREATING]
286
00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,413
[ENGINE APPROACHING]
287
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:59,205
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
288
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,404
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
289
00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,586
What if we doubled the batch?
290
00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,066
And then had only one foot soldier
291
00:12:34,197 --> 00:12:36,242
instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?
292
00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,940
Fuck me, you really want to hobby brew?
293
00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:40,594
No--Look, the company's fucked.
294
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,945
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage
295
00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:44,598
and suck-ass hours.
296
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:45,948
WOMAN: Excuse me.
297
00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:55,131
Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.
298
00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:56,915
Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.
299
00:12:57,046 --> 00:12:58,177
Give it to me.
300
00:12:58,308 --> 00:13:00,789
It's my money,
it's my gizzard.
301
00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:05,184
Fuck, dude.
My neck!
302
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:06,838
Forecast.
303
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,927
[BOTH GRUNT]
304
00:13:09,841 --> 00:13:12,801
RANDY: Boom! Right in the breadbasket!
305
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:15,934
And you fuckstains are no Mike Rozier.
306
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:17,718
[RANDY LAUGHING]
Is it piss?
307
00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:20,025
Straight from the tap, sweet cheeks.
308
00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:22,516
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.
309
00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:24,508
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!
310
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,292
It's open season, limp dicks.
[GRUNTS]
311
00:13:26,423 --> 00:13:28,555
You never know when,
you never know where.
312
00:13:28,686 --> 00:13:31,384
- Pussies!
- Whoo!
313
00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:34,561
[TIRES SQUEAL]
314
00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:42,787
You boys all right?
315
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,790
That's piss, ain't it?
316
00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:49,794
Yeah, it's piss.
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
317
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,752
[HORN HONKS]
318
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,667
[REVVING ENGINE]
319
00:13:56,322 --> 00:13:57,541
Holy shit!
320
00:13:58,498 --> 00:13:59,673
Shane!
321
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:00,979
What the fuck?
322
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,763
So much for one weekend a month, huh?
323
00:14:02,894 --> 00:14:04,156
- Shotgun.
- No fucking way.
324
00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:05,288
Get in the back, mutant.
325
00:14:05,418 --> 00:14:07,116
[BOTH LAUGHING]
326
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,378
What's up, Eagle?
327
00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:13,557
Fucking A...
[TRUCK DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
328
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,994
This is why you're in the back.
[A.J. AND MOOSE LAUGH]
329
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,779
Hold on to your fucking tits.
[REVVING ENGINE]
330
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,520
Fuck the Carmichaels.
331
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,262
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.
332
00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:25,961
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.
333
00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,091
I mean...
334
00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:28,789
He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.
335
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,967
He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.
336
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,621
Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?
337
00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:36,885
The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.
338
00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:39,191
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.
339
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,237
The town's still covered in yellow.
340
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,258
Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.
341
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,912
Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.
342
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,459
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,
343
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,331
but still can't buy a fucking sixer.
344
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:50,681
Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?
345
00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:55,555
[TIRES SQUEAL]
346
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,818
MOOSE: Fuck!
347
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,518
Seriously?
348
00:15:01,648 --> 00:15:03,085
You turds made this?
349
00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:04,347
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
350
00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:07,611
All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.
351
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,092
And don't drink the stuff on the bottom.
352
00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:12,790
Copy that.
353
00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:21,886
Moment of truth.
354
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,153
Well?
355
00:15:29,938 --> 00:15:31,940
Goddamn, fellas.
[A.J. AND MOOSE LAUGH]
356
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,419
It's not shit.
357
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,251
- It's drinkable as fuck.
- Drinkable as fuck!
358
00:15:39,382 --> 00:15:40,818
Oh, yeah, dude!
359
00:15:40,949 --> 00:15:42,665
That's going on the fucking sticker for sure!
360
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:43,952
[LAUGHS]
361
00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:46,894
All, right, can we put you down for a case?
362
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:49,261
Whoo!
363
00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:51,263
[LAUGHS]
364
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:53,874
Well, you know the rules.
365
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,225
No glass on deck.
366
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,749
Yes, sir.
[GLASS SHATTERS]
367
00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:13,416
[GASPS]
368
00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:15,592
The water's piss-warm, dude.
369
00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:19,552
Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.
370
00:16:19,683 --> 00:16:21,511
Hey, we need to bag some summer jobs.
371
00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:23,208
- You think you can hook us up?
- No.
372
00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:25,994
It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.
373
00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:27,734
Ron might budge on the Eagle Scout,
374
00:16:27,865 --> 00:16:29,693
but definitely not on you.
375
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:33,175
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.
376
00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:36,221
Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.
377
00:16:36,352 --> 00:16:37,918
With what?
378
00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:39,461
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.
379
00:16:39,485 --> 00:16:41,574
- BOTH: What thing?
- That thing.
380
00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:43,837
The Snack Shack.
381
00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:47,885
So does their family,
like, own it or something?
382
00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:49,210
No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.
383
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:50,394
MOOSE: Yo, toss me your keys.
384
00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:52,281
I want to see inside that fucker.
385
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,717
Don't have any.
386
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,260
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.
387
00:16:55,284 --> 00:16:57,025
Okay, so they rent it from the city?
388
00:16:57,155 --> 00:16:59,114
No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.
389
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:01,812
- Okay, how's that work?
- I don't know, dude.
390
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,292
I think they bid it out
391
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,945
at the city council meeting tomorrow.
392
00:17:05,076 --> 00:17:06,836
How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?
393
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,428
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.
394
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:17,219
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
395
00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:19,917
That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,
396
00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:21,875
get intel on the Bravo boys' bid,
397
00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:24,289
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.
398
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:26,315
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
399
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:34,497
[UPBEAT GUITAR MELODY PLAYS]
400
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,421
[GRUNTING][ENGINE SPUTTERING]
401
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:52,689
[ENGINE WHIRS]
402
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,528
[SNEEZES AND COUGHS]
403
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,410
[SNEEZES]
404
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,717
Yo! Shit pig.
405
00:18:21,457 --> 00:18:22,501
You all right?
406
00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:25,330
Huh?
Me?
407
00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:27,767
Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?
408
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,857
Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...
409
00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:33,991
- Allergies?
- Grass, pollen, ragw--
410
00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:35,969
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?
411
00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:38,387
No. No, it's not like him at all.
412
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:39,625
- I'm nothing like that.
- Yeah, right.
413
00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:41,216
Seriously.
414
00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:43,000
[SNEEZES]
415
00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:44,784
Oh, God, you are totally like him.
416
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:45,916
[GASPS]
Sorry.
417
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,875
[BLOWS NOSE]
What is that?
418
00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:50,660
My hanky?
419
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:51,965
[SCOFFS]
420
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:53,619
Your hanky?
421
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,665
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.
422
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:57,971
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?
423
00:18:58,102 --> 00:18:59,234
Just temporarily.
424
00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:02,933
Sorry, I'm not usually like this.
425
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:04,848
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.
426
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:05,979
So...
427
00:19:06,719 --> 00:19:07,999
[SNEEZES][CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
428
00:19:09,026 --> 00:19:10,680
Why are you doing that?
429
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,986
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
It's a free country, shit pig.
430
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:15,554
Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.
431
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:17,991
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
432
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,515
[COUGHS]
433
00:19:19,645 --> 00:19:21,647
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.
434
00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:23,997
She made it out
like you were a real catch.
435
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:26,435
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?
436
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,827
Doi.
437
00:19:28,524 --> 00:19:30,700
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,
438
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,832
so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.
439
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,312
Hmm.
440
00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:36,358
Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?
441
00:19:38,316 --> 00:19:39,404
Is that marijuana?
442
00:19:39,535 --> 00:19:40,903
What? Are you allergic?
[DOOR OPENS]
443
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,625
[BELL CLANGING]
444
00:19:43,278 --> 00:19:44,366
Oh, shit.
445
00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:49,806
[LAUGHING]
What is happening right now?
446
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:51,938
[DOOR CLOSES]
I just, uh...
447
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:53,940
It's dinner.
448
00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:57,116
I should go.
449
00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:58,510
I guess so.
450
00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:00,033
See you around, shit pig.
451
00:20:00,643 --> 00:20:01,818
[SCOFFS]
452
00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:03,689
Sooey!
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
453
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:10,566
[DOOR CLOSES]
454
00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:12,307
So, how's the job hunt coming along?
455
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:13,960
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.
456
00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:15,353
Watch the sass back.
457
00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:17,747
Mm, I got an auction in two weeks.
458
00:20:17,877 --> 00:20:21,359
Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.
459
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,882
It's polo style this year.
460
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,015
- And salmon.
- Mm! Chrissy's idea.
461
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:26,538
I designed them.
462
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:28,932
Have you thought about mowing lawns?
463
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,455
Now that's an idea.
464
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:32,762
Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.
465
00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:34,914
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.
466
00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:36,244
- God bless you.
- Bless you.
467
00:20:36,374 --> 00:20:38,004
This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.
468
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,290
- No fricks.
- No fricks.
469
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:40,987
- Stuff it, Chrissy.
- You stuff it.
470
00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:43,251
- Stuff it big time.
- Zip it.
471
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:47,342
[SNIFFLES]
472
00:20:51,955 --> 00:20:55,306
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.
473
00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:56,786
Does it involve Moose?
474
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,483
No. It's over at Beaumont's.
475
00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:01,356
- There's a fella with a plan.
- Such a go-getter.
476
00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:04,446
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,
477
00:21:04,576 --> 00:21:06,186
start some kind of lawn empire.
478
00:21:06,752 --> 00:21:10,843
No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.
479
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:12,845
I just want to cram for the Civics test.
480
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:14,760
Watch the sass back.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
481
00:21:15,326 --> 00:21:17,110
- Ten p.m.
- Ten?
482
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,287
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight--
483
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,201
Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.
484
00:21:21,332 --> 00:21:23,160
Eleven.
[BOTH IMITATING BUZZERS]
485
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,091
[RAPIDLY] Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.
486
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,314
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.
487
00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,209
- We're taking the 10:15.
- Hey!
488
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,709
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.
489
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:32,406
- Eleven's too high. Grounded.
- JUDGE: Hey!
490
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:34,345
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.
491
00:21:34,476 --> 00:21:37,653
10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.
492
00:21:37,783 --> 00:21:39,089
- Sold now.
- Sold!
493
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,441
♪ I was clowning in class
like I usually do... ♪
494
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,445
Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.
495
00:21:47,576 --> 00:21:49,099
Two cases is pussy.
496
00:21:49,229 --> 00:21:50,883
Look at all these college kids.
497
00:21:51,014 --> 00:21:52,668
We gotta partner up with some frats.
498
00:21:52,798 --> 00:21:54,800
Get our foot soldiers in UNL, UNO,
499
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,759
fucking Peru State.
500
00:21:56,889 --> 00:21:58,998
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.
501
00:21:59,022 --> 00:22:00,066
Easy.
502
00:22:00,197 --> 00:22:01,372
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
503
00:22:01,503 --> 00:22:03,069
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
504
00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,595
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
505
00:22:10,425 --> 00:22:12,383
Hey, watch where you're going, prep.
506
00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,777
- Sorry, dude.
- What did you just fucking say?
507
00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:18,171
We got a problem here?
508
00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,173
There is so not a problem.
509
00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:22,350
I didn't know he was with you.
510
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,264
Sorry.
It won't happen again.
511
00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:30,009
WOMAN: Shane fucking Workman!
512
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,405
[LAUGHS]
513
00:22:37,277 --> 00:22:39,367
Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.
514
00:22:39,497 --> 00:22:41,891
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.
515
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,550
Hey, what's up, boys?
516
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,378
Who the fuck are you assholes?
517
00:22:50,508 --> 00:22:53,511
Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.
518
00:22:53,642 --> 00:22:55,295
We're the guys behind Real Beer.
519
00:22:55,426 --> 00:22:56,732
Real Beer?
520
00:22:56,862 --> 00:22:58,603
MOOSE: Yeah, that beer you're drinking.
521
00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:00,431
Wh-- You made this?
522
00:23:00,562 --> 00:23:01,954
Yeah, man.
523
00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:03,671
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,
524
00:23:03,695 --> 00:23:06,481
but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.
525
00:23:06,611 --> 00:23:08,134
How old are you guys?
526
00:23:08,265 --> 00:23:09,701
- Fourteen.
- Sixteen.
527
00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:13,270
Almost fifteen.
528
00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:15,054
Oh, yeah.
I know this guy.
529
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,100
You're the judge's kid, aren't you?
530
00:23:17,579 --> 00:23:19,581
Yeah, he did our mom and dad's divorce.
531
00:23:19,972 --> 00:23:21,365
Huh?
532
00:23:21,496 --> 00:23:24,063
I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!
533
00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:27,980
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack
534
00:23:28,111 --> 00:23:29,634
out of the pool this summer.
535
00:23:29,765 --> 00:23:31,244
Yeah.
So what?
536
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:32,724
Well, Shane had mentioned
537
00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:34,944
that you guys might need
some extra hands.
538
00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:37,076
- Nah, we're cool.
- We can handle it ourselves.
539
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,991
It's probably a real gravy train, huh?
540
00:23:39,992 --> 00:23:41,167
We do all right.
541
00:23:41,298 --> 00:23:42,430
Mm-hmm.
542
00:23:43,735 --> 00:23:45,433
What's it cost to rent it out?
543
00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:49,959
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.
544
00:23:50,089 --> 00:23:52,440
I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.
545
00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:55,921
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.
546
00:23:56,574 --> 00:24:00,012
Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.
547
00:24:00,143 --> 00:24:02,362
[GRUNTS, PANTING]
548
00:24:03,668 --> 00:24:05,017
What's the pH at?
549
00:24:05,931 --> 00:24:07,716
It's a hair over 5.2.
550
00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:11,589
[SIGHS] All right.
I should go.
551
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,896
Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.
552
00:24:14,026 --> 00:24:16,333
It's not.
Look, dude,
553
00:24:16,464 --> 00:24:20,380
even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,
554
00:24:20,511 --> 00:24:22,794
it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.
555
00:24:22,818 --> 00:24:24,733
Fucking Fourth of July to mid-August?
556
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,735
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.
557
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,302
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.
558
00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:31,261
Yeah?
So, look,
559
00:24:32,654 --> 00:24:34,220
I want to pitch you an idea.
560
00:24:34,786 --> 00:24:36,396
The whole kit and caboodle?
561
00:24:37,572 --> 00:24:39,182
Yeah.
Yes... Yes, ma'am.
562
00:24:41,489 --> 00:24:42,838
Take off those glasses.
563
00:24:44,056 --> 00:24:45,405
Is there a problem here?
564
00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,064
- Goddamn.
- I can't believe I let you
565
00:24:52,195 --> 00:24:54,023
talk me into this diaper shit, Moose.
566
00:24:54,153 --> 00:24:56,852
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.
567
00:24:57,853 --> 00:24:59,744
Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.
568
00:24:59,768 --> 00:25:02,118
- Why are we wearing suits?
- We look like power players
569
00:25:02,248 --> 00:25:04,208
that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.
570
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,992
Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.
571
00:25:07,602 --> 00:25:09,081
[INAUDIBLE]
572
00:25:09,212 --> 00:25:10,779
Dude, don't get your tits in a ringer.
573
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,844
I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.
574
00:25:12,868 --> 00:25:14,347
No, that's Neil Bruning.
575
00:25:14,478 --> 00:25:16,282
He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.
576
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,458
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.
577
00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:20,397
A.J.
578
00:25:20,528 --> 00:25:23,443
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?
579
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,665
[SIGHS]
We're entrepreneurs.
580
00:25:27,796 --> 00:25:29,362
All right, last on the agenda:
581
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:31,843
the concession stand out at Steinhart Pool.
582
00:25:31,974 --> 00:25:33,802
Scooter, I understand the bids are in?
583
00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:37,240
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.
584
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,676
To the tune of--
585
00:25:38,807 --> 00:25:40,417
- Hold on!
- Hey, wait! Stop.
586
00:25:41,636 --> 00:25:45,161
That is three thousand and one...
587
00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:48,730
USD.
588
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:50,882
Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.
589
00:25:50,906 --> 00:25:51,906
WESTCOTT: In singles?
590
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,299
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,
591
00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:54,842
but the council will consider all bids,
592
00:25:54,866 --> 00:25:55,998
proposed or otherwise.
593
00:25:56,128 --> 00:25:57,826
- Correct, Mr. Mayor?
- Aye.
594
00:25:58,435 --> 00:25:59,741
WESTCOT: And the Bravos?
595
00:25:59,871 --> 00:26:01,569
SCOOTER: It looks like a check for...
596
00:26:03,048 --> 00:26:04,267
$300.
597
00:26:07,270 --> 00:26:08,445
MAYOR: Well, boys,
598
00:26:09,098 --> 00:26:11,230
you've got yourself a Snack Shack.
599
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,145
[ALL LAUGHING]
600
00:26:13,276 --> 00:26:15,452
[PHONE RINGING]
601
00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:19,456
JUDGE:What the hell
were you two idiots thinking?
602
00:26:19,587 --> 00:26:20,867
We have spent the last two hours
603
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,087
- trying to track you down!
- Where is that money?
604
00:26:22,111 --> 00:26:24,026
Here, that's 400 right there.
605
00:26:24,156 --> 00:26:25,941
- JEAN: 400?
- JUDGE: Where's the rest?
606
00:26:26,071 --> 00:26:28,049
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.
607
00:26:28,073 --> 00:26:29,684
This is tied with the gambling, isn't it?
608
00:26:29,814 --> 00:26:31,686
No, Mrs. C--
BOTH: Shut the frick up!
609
00:26:31,816 --> 00:26:33,731
We went down to the city council meeting
610
00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:37,039
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.
611
00:26:37,169 --> 00:26:40,390
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?
612
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,218
Actually, we bid three.
613
00:26:42,348 --> 00:26:44,307
And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.
614
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,135
[PHONE RINGING]
Supplies and stuff?
615
00:26:46,265 --> 00:26:48,354
Jean!
Hand me that damn phone!
616
00:26:48,485 --> 00:26:49,878
[RINGING CONTINUES]
617
00:26:52,968 --> 00:26:54,273
Hello?
Carters.
618
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,014
Les?
619
00:26:56,145 --> 00:26:57,775
LESTER:I just found
a still in my basement.
620
00:26:57,799 --> 00:26:59,888
The boys are making alcohol.
621
00:27:05,937 --> 00:27:08,636
I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.
622
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:10,725
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.
623
00:27:11,639 --> 00:27:13,205
MOOSE: It's a science project.
624
00:27:13,336 --> 00:27:15,381
Oh, bullshit!
625
00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:19,187
Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.
626
00:27:19,211 --> 00:27:20,212
No.
627
00:27:20,343 --> 00:27:22,388
[SOBBING]
No. No!
628
00:27:29,004 --> 00:27:31,267
[CRYING]
What is wrong with you?
629
00:27:41,886 --> 00:27:44,584
Hey, Dad?
Can I say something?
630
00:27:46,369 --> 00:27:48,327
RADIO ANNOUNCER:And our lucky 16th caller
631
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,286
will receive not one,
632
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:53,637
but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller live
633
00:27:53,768 --> 00:27:55,639
this September at the Orpheum.
634
00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:59,034
Again, that's 187-3348
635
00:27:59,164 --> 00:28:00,600
for the studio line.
636
00:28:00,731 --> 00:28:02,254
Coming up at the top of the hour,
637
00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:05,475
we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.
638
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,133
How could you?
639
00:28:11,263 --> 00:28:13,483
That money was for college.
640
00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:15,877
Or a car.
641
00:28:20,664 --> 00:28:22,057
Mom...
642
00:28:22,187 --> 00:28:23,275
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
643
00:28:23,406 --> 00:28:25,582
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
644
00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:41,684
Oh, man.
645
00:28:42,817 --> 00:28:44,296
This place is wrecked.
646
00:28:44,427 --> 00:28:46,734
It's a... It's a total shithole.
647
00:28:48,648 --> 00:28:49,648
Yeah.
648
00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:52,914
But it's our shithole.
649
00:29:08,843 --> 00:29:10,496
[SIGHS]
Fuck.
650
00:29:13,412 --> 00:29:14,500
Where's the fridge?
651
00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:16,111
How the fuck should I know?
652
00:29:16,938 --> 00:29:19,114
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.
653
00:29:20,289 --> 00:29:22,378
That's a double punch to the dick.
654
00:29:22,508 --> 00:29:25,685
Why is the floor so fucking sticky? God!
655
00:29:25,816 --> 00:29:27,216
And I'm pretty sure that's rat shit.
656
00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:29,124
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.
657
00:29:29,254 --> 00:29:30,908
We need this fucker spick-and-span
658
00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,060
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.
659
00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:35,044
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?
660
00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:38,481
- Are you for real?
- Yeah.
661
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,396
I gotta handle all the upper management shit.
662
00:29:40,526 --> 00:29:42,877
- Upper management?
- Fucko, we're ten days out.
663
00:29:43,007 --> 00:29:44,661
We don't have a candy distributor locked.
664
00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,142
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.
665
00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:49,512
- What do you think I'm doing?
- We're absolutely fucked.
666
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,015
No, we're not fucked.
667
00:29:51,146 --> 00:29:52,906
My parents are gonna send me
to military school.
668
00:29:52,930 --> 00:29:54,865
Calm the fuck down.
No one's going to military school.
669
00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:56,238
All right, look, have a smoke.
670
00:29:56,368 --> 00:29:57,413
[SIGHS]
Okay.
671
00:29:58,806 --> 00:30:00,068
[SIGHS]
672
00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:05,595
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.
673
00:30:05,725 --> 00:30:07,510
Make some quick cash
to float the first week.
674
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,121
- You still holding any Utilac?
- I think I've got ten cans.
675
00:30:10,252 --> 00:30:12,428
- Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
- With what candy, Moose?
676
00:30:12,558 --> 00:30:14,473
Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.
677
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,998
- No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
- Who gives a shit?
678
00:30:17,128 --> 00:30:19,193
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.
679
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:21,567
[SCOFFS] God.
You're subhuman.
680
00:30:21,698 --> 00:30:23,395
You know that, right?
[PHONE RINGS]
681
00:30:24,048 --> 00:30:25,848
Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.
682
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,226
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.
683
00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:30,011
Just scrub the vermin shit, okay?
684
00:30:30,141 --> 00:30:31,360
I'll be back in a flash.
685
00:30:46,854 --> 00:30:48,507
[RATTLING]
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,
686
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:52,033
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.
687
00:30:52,163 --> 00:30:55,166
Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.
688
00:30:55,297 --> 00:30:57,497
- Who are you with again?
- SprayTech Industries, ma'am.
689
00:30:57,603 --> 00:30:59,954
We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.
690
00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:02,086
Wait, what is all this?
691
00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:06,134
Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.
692
00:31:11,443 --> 00:31:13,184
No. I don't think so.
693
00:31:13,315 --> 00:31:17,623
Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-pack
694
00:31:17,754 --> 00:31:20,496
of milk chocolate Turtles?
695
00:31:25,544 --> 00:31:27,155
MOOSE: Yo, here's the sitch.
696
00:31:28,765 --> 00:31:30,565
Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fifty
697
00:31:30,636 --> 00:31:32,203
and all this for the paint job.
698
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,816
- Is that a bucket of golf balls?
- Uh-huh.
699
00:31:36,947 --> 00:31:38,340
Come on, have some dignity, Moose.
700
00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:39,926
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.
701
00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:41,343
Pings, Callaways.
702
00:31:41,473 --> 00:31:43,258
Fucking this dude's clean as a whistle.
703
00:31:43,388 --> 00:31:45,042
Okay.
704
00:31:45,173 --> 00:31:47,218
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,
705
00:31:47,349 --> 00:31:49,240
gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpster
706
00:31:49,264 --> 00:31:50,981
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.
707
00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:53,659
Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.
708
00:31:54,573 --> 00:31:56,924
Yeah, okay, I'm in.
709
00:32:01,363 --> 00:32:02,712
MOOSE: Alrighty, Willy.
710
00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:04,540
Sold.
711
00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:07,282
[RATTLING]
712
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,112
[LAUGHING]MOOSE: That's insane.
713
00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:13,810
Yeah, true story.
Come on in.
714
00:32:13,941 --> 00:32:15,855
- Go on, take a seat.
- Yo, dude.
715
00:32:15,986 --> 00:32:17,118
Change okay?
716
00:32:17,248 --> 00:32:18,946
Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.
717
00:32:19,076 --> 00:32:20,991
Uh, okay, I noticed
718
00:32:21,122 --> 00:32:22,447
all these Wall Street Journals.
Jesus Christ.
719
00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:24,212
Ah! You want to play the market, huh?
720
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,562
- Yes, yes. Big time.
- Well...
721
00:32:28,216 --> 00:32:29,957
I've got two words for you.
722
00:32:32,524 --> 00:32:34,178
Tucson Electric.
723
00:32:34,309 --> 00:32:35,832
A.J.:Tucson Electric?
724
00:32:35,963 --> 00:32:38,182
Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.
725
00:32:38,313 --> 00:32:39,879
I don't think so, dude.
726
00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,850
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?
727
00:32:41,881 --> 00:32:43,666
Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.
728
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,363
1985 yellow.
729
00:32:45,494 --> 00:32:47,278
Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.
730
00:32:47,409 --> 00:32:49,529
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.
731
00:32:49,585 --> 00:32:52,501
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI
732
00:32:52,631 --> 00:32:54,242
- into Tucson Electric.
- Moose!
733
00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,481
We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-ups
734
00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:57,945
on a job we haven't even started yet.
735
00:32:58,028 --> 00:33:00,161
Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.
736
00:33:09,431 --> 00:33:11,520
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
737
00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:12,825
GIRL: Hey.
738
00:33:13,609 --> 00:33:15,045
Shit pig.
739
00:33:17,743 --> 00:33:19,006
You're looking low.
740
00:33:19,963 --> 00:33:21,312
Maybe this'll jazz things up.
741
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,923
What do you think?
742
00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:27,536
It's hideous.
743
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,191
Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.
744
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,003
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
Wait...
745
00:33:35,892 --> 00:33:37,459
That's another keeper.
746
00:33:37,589 --> 00:33:39,765
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.
747
00:33:42,899 --> 00:33:44,248
An evolution?
748
00:33:44,379 --> 00:33:45,554
Yeah.
749
00:33:47,164 --> 00:33:48,165
Cool.
750
00:33:50,689 --> 00:33:52,517
So, what's your name?
751
00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:55,607
Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?
752
00:33:57,218 --> 00:33:58,871
- [DOOR OPENS]
- LEAH: Brooke?
753
00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:01,613
- BROOKE: Yo.
- Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?
754
00:34:01,744 --> 00:34:03,920
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep, girl.
Buckle up.
755
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,055
Hi, A.J.
756
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:09,926
Hey.
757
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,495
Summer jobs in Hicksville.
758
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,497
[JEEP DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
Any ideas?
759
00:34:16,106 --> 00:34:18,500
I don't do polo shirts or visors.
760
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,677
I don't do polo shirts either,
so...
761
00:34:22,373 --> 00:34:24,114
Hmm, you are flirting with me.
762
00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:27,857
Oh, uh, can you swim?
763
00:34:30,816 --> 00:34:31,991
Yeah.
764
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:35,734
Smell that?
765
00:34:36,953 --> 00:34:38,520
On par with pussy.
766
00:34:39,825 --> 00:34:43,655
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?
767
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,441
I don't know what you're talking about.
768
00:34:46,571 --> 00:34:48,878
Look, is your mom or dad around?
769
00:34:49,008 --> 00:34:51,054
I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.
770
00:34:51,185 --> 00:34:53,404
Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.
771
00:34:53,535 --> 00:34:55,580
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.
772
00:34:55,711 --> 00:34:57,234
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.
773
00:34:57,365 --> 00:34:59,584
So check it,
so that's $350 right there,
774
00:34:59,715 --> 00:35:00,933
but don't sweat the change.
775
00:35:01,064 --> 00:35:03,110
Are you gonna be our regular driver, Dean?
776
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,242
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.
777
00:35:05,373 --> 00:35:07,288
All right, here's a little
something for you.
778
00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:09,290
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Let me see that blade.
779
00:35:16,297 --> 00:35:17,907
Hold on to this.
780
00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:21,010
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.
781
00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:22,129
You feel me?
782
00:35:23,434 --> 00:35:24,566
[SIGHS]
783
00:35:28,831 --> 00:35:30,267
What the fuck are you doing?
784
00:35:31,138 --> 00:35:32,182
What do you mean?
785
00:35:33,488 --> 00:35:35,881
We're still short,
and you're bleeding out Grants
786
00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:38,319
to Dean the delivery guy?
787
00:35:38,449 --> 00:35:41,017
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.
788
00:35:41,148 --> 00:35:42,603
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.
789
00:35:42,627 --> 00:35:44,194
I want to get out of the fucking hole.
790
00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:47,676
Lip thing.
791
00:35:48,372 --> 00:35:51,375
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.
792
00:35:51,506 --> 00:35:52,724
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.
793
00:35:52,855 --> 00:35:54,224
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.
794
00:35:54,248 --> 00:35:55,248
First week's covered.
795
00:35:56,163 --> 00:35:58,513
And if we lose?
A.J., these guys are farm team.
796
00:35:58,643 --> 00:36:01,733
We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.
797
00:36:02,386 --> 00:36:04,234
You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.
798
00:36:04,258 --> 00:36:06,434
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, it fucking reeks.
799
00:36:07,174 --> 00:36:08,697
- Where'd you get it?
- Fusselman's.
800
00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:10,264
Sucker's only five years old.
801
00:36:10,394 --> 00:36:12,309
Can you believe they'd dump this baby?
802
00:36:12,788 --> 00:36:15,660
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?
803
00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:17,140
Yeah.
Nuker too.
804
00:36:17,271 --> 00:36:18,533
Shit was a steal on Party Line.
805
00:36:18,663 --> 00:36:20,230
Plus, they fucking delivered, dude...
806
00:36:20,361 --> 00:36:21,797
for a small fee.
807
00:36:21,927 --> 00:36:24,036
- Wait, what did you say?
- Look, just get her stocked.
808
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,236
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.
809
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,630
I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.
810
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,086
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.
811
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:32,547
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Wait...
812
00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,117
["ANYTHING, ANYTHING" BY DRAMARAMA PLAYING]
813
00:36:45,212 --> 00:36:47,083
♪ Okay, what is it tonight? ♪
814
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,828
♪ Please just tell me
what the hell is wrong ♪
815
00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:55,874
♪ Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep? ♪
816
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,354
♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪
817
00:36:57,485 --> 00:36:58,921
♪ Just settle down ♪
818
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,923
♪ Settle down, settle down ♪
819
00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:04,840
♪ I'll give you give candy,
give you diamonds ♪
820
00:37:04,970 --> 00:37:07,625
♪ Give you pills, I'll give you
anything you want ♪
821
00:37:07,756 --> 00:37:09,714
Hey.
♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪
822
00:37:10,846 --> 00:37:13,718
♪ I even let you hear the songs
I want to sing ♪
823
00:37:13,849 --> 00:37:16,286
♪ I'll give you anything,
anything, anything ♪
824
00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:17,548
What's up, shit pig?
825
00:37:18,941 --> 00:37:20,247
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
826
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,728
Those dance moves are straight cringe.
827
00:37:25,817 --> 00:37:26,817
Hmm.
828
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:28,733
So is this your little hovel?
829
00:37:31,693 --> 00:37:33,651
Come on, give me a hand.
830
00:37:33,782 --> 00:37:35,653
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
831
00:37:43,618 --> 00:37:45,837
[SIGHS]
So...
832
00:37:46,838 --> 00:37:48,057
Talk to your boy yet?
833
00:37:50,538 --> 00:37:52,366
My... my boy?
834
00:37:54,150 --> 00:37:55,456
Yeah, about getting me a job?
835
00:37:55,586 --> 00:37:56,805
SHANE:All right.
836
00:37:57,371 --> 00:37:59,024
Show me an armpit tow.
837
00:38:01,288 --> 00:38:02,506
On that skanky thing?
838
00:38:10,819 --> 00:38:11,994
Relax, shit pig.
839
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:13,604
This doesn't mean we're going steady.
840
00:38:14,301 --> 00:38:15,606
Can you stop calling me that?
841
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:17,826
Never.
842
00:38:21,656 --> 00:38:23,658
This doesn't feel like your first rodeo.
843
00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:26,835
My daddy's an ex-PJ.
844
00:38:26,965 --> 00:38:29,379
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool
845
00:38:29,403 --> 00:38:31,927
at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.
846
00:38:32,623 --> 00:38:33,668
Holy shit.
847
00:38:34,495 --> 00:38:36,495
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.
848
00:38:36,975 --> 00:38:38,063
See you tomorrow.
849
00:38:38,977 --> 00:38:40,370
Roger, Wilco.
850
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,331
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
851
00:38:44,983 --> 00:38:46,463
For my scrapbook.
852
00:38:47,029 --> 00:38:48,247
All right.
853
00:38:49,248 --> 00:38:50,859
Walk me home, shit pig?
854
00:38:52,426 --> 00:38:54,341
I gotta get back to it.
855
00:38:54,471 --> 00:38:57,779
Still a lot of inventory to sort, so...
856
00:39:00,042 --> 00:39:01,217
Got it.
857
00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:02,827
All right.
See ya.
858
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:13,098
Inventory to sort?
859
00:39:14,622 --> 00:39:15,927
That was just sad.
860
00:39:16,406 --> 00:39:18,190
I fucked up, didn't I?
861
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:19,975
Yeah.
Big time.
862
00:39:22,064 --> 00:39:23,457
Oh!
863
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:27,591
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
864
00:39:29,463 --> 00:39:32,553
Shane!
Oh, it's so good to see you!
865
00:39:32,683 --> 00:39:33,683
Mm!
866
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,991
Huh.
What is going on here, huh?
867
00:39:36,121 --> 00:39:38,907
[LAUGHS] Oh, where did
your little boy go?
868
00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:42,040
I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.
869
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,217
- Must've been awful over there.
- Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.
870
00:39:45,348 --> 00:39:47,785
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.
871
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,352
SHANE: Two hundred and fifteen days
872
00:39:49,483 --> 00:39:51,833
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.
873
00:39:51,963 --> 00:39:54,139
Cakewalk City, BFE.
874
00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:57,142
BFE?
Hey, Shane. Watch this.
875
00:39:57,273 --> 00:39:58,492
[LAUGHS]
876
00:39:58,622 --> 00:39:59,884
SHANE: Pretty good.
877
00:40:00,711 --> 00:40:02,409
Hey, another beer, Judge?
878
00:40:02,539 --> 00:40:03,845
JUDGE: Well, all right.
879
00:40:07,936 --> 00:40:08,980
Wow.
880
00:40:10,155 --> 00:40:12,375
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.
881
00:40:12,506 --> 00:40:14,595
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, come on.
882
00:40:14,725 --> 00:40:16,285
No one ever got worked up when I was 15.
883
00:40:16,379 --> 00:40:17,946
He's 14.
884
00:40:18,076 --> 00:40:19,924
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.
885
00:40:19,948 --> 00:40:21,645
I might've heard something about that.
886
00:40:21,776 --> 00:40:23,797
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,
887
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:26,520
because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.
888
00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:28,652
Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.
889
00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:30,306
He'd come out a robot.
890
00:40:30,437 --> 00:40:32,545
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.
891
00:40:32,569 --> 00:40:34,353
You know, his father and I
are waiting to see
892
00:40:34,484 --> 00:40:36,181
if there's an open slot this fall.
893
00:40:36,312 --> 00:40:37,748
Have you seen him at the pool yet?
894
00:40:37,879 --> 00:40:39,663
At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.
895
00:40:39,794 --> 00:40:41,234
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.
896
00:40:42,579 --> 00:40:43,928
- Hey there.
- Hey.
897
00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:46,278
Future BMOC.
898
00:40:46,409 --> 00:40:48,585
- What's all that business?
- Sigma Chi handshake.
899
00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:51,414
A little birdie said someone's pledging.
900
00:40:51,545 --> 00:40:53,198
[CAWING][JUDGE LAUGHS]
901
00:40:53,329 --> 00:40:54,896
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.
902
00:40:55,026 --> 00:40:57,202
Ooh! That's a solid plan.
903
00:40:57,333 --> 00:41:00,379
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.
904
00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:03,861
I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci, Econ.
Who knows?
905
00:41:03,992 --> 00:41:07,256
Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.
906
00:41:07,386 --> 00:41:10,607
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,
907
00:41:10,738 --> 00:41:11,869
you feel me?
908
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,263
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yeah.
909
00:41:15,177 --> 00:41:17,396
- Law school?
- Oh, still on my mind, Judge.
910
00:41:17,527 --> 00:41:19,834
- Still on my mind.
- Good answer.
911
00:41:19,964 --> 00:41:21,705
He's got an eye on Northwestern.
912
00:41:21,836 --> 00:41:24,055
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,
913
00:41:24,186 --> 00:41:25,840
you let me know.
914
00:41:28,190 --> 00:41:29,365
Taking notes?
915
00:41:29,496 --> 00:41:30,584
On what?
916
00:41:30,714 --> 00:41:31,976
Everything.
917
00:41:32,107 --> 00:41:34,631
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
918
00:41:37,547 --> 00:41:39,027
Don't let 'em get you down, Eagle.
919
00:41:40,985 --> 00:41:43,901
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.
920
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:50,168
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T
921
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,605
for the next six years.
922
00:41:54,129 --> 00:41:55,652
You really pledging Sigma Chi?
923
00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:56,784
Fuck no.
924
00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:58,176
[LAUGHS]
925
00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:05,270
What's all this?
926
00:42:05,401 --> 00:42:08,622
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.
927
00:42:09,623 --> 00:42:11,538
Alaska.
Next summer.
928
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,844
You want in?
929
00:42:13,975 --> 00:42:15,629
I was planning on flying solo,
930
00:42:15,759 --> 00:42:18,153
but I'd make an exception in your case.
931
00:42:18,283 --> 00:42:20,503
No, Jean'll never let me go to Alaska.
932
00:42:20,634 --> 00:42:21,939
Oh, don't worry about Jean.
933
00:42:23,419 --> 00:42:24,942
I'll guilt her into it.
934
00:42:25,073 --> 00:42:26,833
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,
935
00:42:26,857 --> 00:42:27,858
and she knows it.
936
00:42:32,036 --> 00:42:33,342
Hit that fucker.
937
00:42:36,867 --> 00:42:37,867
Mm.
938
00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:41,959
Kenai.
Kodiak.
939
00:42:43,091 --> 00:42:44,135
Denali.
940
00:42:45,049 --> 00:42:46,355
That's grizzly bear country.
941
00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:48,791
You chickenshit?
942
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:51,795
Hardly.
[SCOFFS]
943
00:43:01,196 --> 00:43:03,241
So, what's something like this cost?
944
00:43:04,808 --> 00:43:06,854
You scrape together a grand
and you're in.
945
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,596
That'll cover park passes, chow, gear...
946
00:43:10,597 --> 00:43:11,815
bear spray.
947
00:43:12,294 --> 00:43:13,730
[BOTH LAUGH]
948
00:43:13,861 --> 00:43:17,038
I'll float gas, everything else.
949
00:43:17,734 --> 00:43:18,605
Are you serious?
950
00:43:18,735 --> 00:43:20,041
As cancer.
951
00:43:21,085 --> 00:43:24,045
Fourth of July to August 9th, 1992.
952
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,050
What do you say?
953
00:43:30,617 --> 00:43:31,879
You in or out, Eagle Scout?
954
00:43:32,531 --> 00:43:34,185
In. Yeah.
Big time.
955
00:43:35,230 --> 00:43:36,492
All right.
956
00:43:38,712 --> 00:43:40,017
What's that?
[INHALING]
957
00:43:46,545 --> 00:43:47,938
[COUGHS]
958
00:43:50,332 --> 00:43:51,681
Am I doing this right?
959
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,205
Not really feeling anything.
960
00:43:54,336 --> 00:43:55,772
Just give it a sec.
961
00:43:56,643 --> 00:43:58,209
This is good KB from Iowa City.
962
00:44:04,999 --> 00:44:06,087
[INHALES SHARPLY]
963
00:44:08,698 --> 00:44:10,091
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
964
00:44:13,398 --> 00:44:14,530
Moose.
965
00:44:15,531 --> 00:44:16,837
You feeling anything?
966
00:44:20,754 --> 00:44:21,755
Hold this.
967
00:44:22,538 --> 00:44:23,670
Thanks.
968
00:44:34,637 --> 00:44:37,422
Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.
969
00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:41,688
I think I am starting to feel something.
970
00:44:42,993 --> 00:44:44,212
Are you all in?
971
00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:47,170
Eagle?
972
00:44:47,868 --> 00:44:48,999
[FADING OUT]
Are you all in?
973
00:44:49,130 --> 00:44:50,348
[INSECTS CHITTERING LOUDLY]
974
00:44:52,568 --> 00:44:53,743
[NORMAL VOLUME]
Hey, Eagle.
975
00:44:53,874 --> 00:44:55,397
All you all in?
976
00:44:56,659 --> 00:44:57,660
Hey.
977
00:44:57,791 --> 00:44:59,880
Buddy.
Are you all in?
978
00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:02,491
RANDY: In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.
979
00:45:02,621 --> 00:45:04,798
I still want to diddle your mom before curfew.
980
00:45:07,278 --> 00:45:08,889
Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.
981
00:45:09,019 --> 00:45:10,542
Mm, we're totally fucked, aren't we?
982
00:45:10,673 --> 00:45:12,129
- Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.
- RANDY: Come on!
983
00:45:12,153 --> 00:45:13,763
Shit or get off the pot!
984
00:45:17,898 --> 00:45:19,769
["THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY" THEME PLAYING]
985
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,127
[SIZZLES]
986
00:45:40,703 --> 00:45:42,009
All in.
987
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,272
My boy's all in.
988
00:45:45,099 --> 00:45:46,709
[SPECTATORS CHUCKLE]
989
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,406
A.J., this is literally everything.
990
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:56,632
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.
991
00:46:20,612 --> 00:46:21,657
Fuck!
992
00:46:21,788 --> 00:46:22,614
Oh!
993
00:46:22,745 --> 00:46:23,920
[SCREAMS]
994
00:46:24,051 --> 00:46:25,617
MOOSE: Holy fuck!
995
00:46:25,748 --> 00:46:27,271
How the fuck do you lose?
996
00:46:27,402 --> 00:46:29,491
Hey, Randy, I got something for you!
997
00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:30,816
That's my fucking boy right there!
998
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,276
Wait! Hold on!
Here it is!
999
00:46:32,407 --> 00:46:33,582
Fuck you!
1000
00:46:33,712 --> 00:46:35,671
Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?
1001
00:46:35,802 --> 00:46:38,282
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.
1002
00:46:38,413 --> 00:46:39,588
Go fuck yourself, Shane.
1003
00:46:39,718 --> 00:46:41,851
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
1004
00:46:41,982 --> 00:46:43,002
You're fucking walking home.
1005
00:46:43,026 --> 00:46:44,158
[CHIPS RATTLE]
1006
00:46:44,985 --> 00:46:46,203
[EXCITED CHATTER]
1007
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:48,815
[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]
1008
00:46:51,165 --> 00:46:53,036
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1009
00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:55,952
Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah! [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1010
00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:57,911
Goddamn Eagle!
1011
00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,390
Suck my dick, bitch!
1012
00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:00,522
[CACKLES]
1013
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:01,958
All right, hold on, bitches!
1014
00:47:02,089 --> 00:47:03,612
[TIRES SQUEAL]
1015
00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:12,664
♪ I feel depressed,
I feel so bad ♪
1016
00:47:15,493 --> 00:47:18,670
♪ 'Cause you're the best girl
that I've ever had ♪
1017
00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:19,801
[WHOOPING]
1018
00:47:21,412 --> 00:47:24,633
♪ I can't get your love... ♪
Gimme some fries.
1019
00:47:24,763 --> 00:47:25,764
[BLABBERING]
1020
00:47:25,895 --> 00:47:27,723
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.
1021
00:47:27,854 --> 00:47:30,813
♪ Oh little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪
1022
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,250
♪ And it feels like this ♪
1023
00:47:33,381 --> 00:47:34,817
[CACKLING]
1024
00:47:34,948 --> 00:47:36,732
[DRUNKEN CHEERING]
1025
00:47:38,516 --> 00:47:40,214
[BEER CANS HISSING OPEN]
1026
00:47:40,344 --> 00:47:42,172
CROWD: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1027
00:47:42,303 --> 00:47:44,783
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1028
00:47:44,914 --> 00:47:46,394
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
1029
00:47:46,524 --> 00:47:47,656
[COUGHING]
1030
00:47:54,793 --> 00:47:56,839
[PHONE RINGING]
1031
00:48:00,103 --> 00:48:01,626
[PHONE RINGING][WATER SPLASHING]
1032
00:48:09,504 --> 00:48:11,201
[PHONE RINGING CONTINUES]
1033
00:48:15,771 --> 00:48:17,251
Hello?
1034
00:48:17,381 --> 00:48:19,055
MOOSE:Why the fuck
are you still at home, dude?
1035
00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:20,689
It's 9:30.
This fucker's packed.
1036
00:48:20,819 --> 00:48:22,560
[GASPS]VThe pool?
1037
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,611
MOOSE:No shit, Sherlock!
Get your ass down here!
1038
00:48:24,649 --> 00:48:26,738
The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.
1039
00:48:26,869 --> 00:48:29,916
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.
1040
00:48:30,046 --> 00:48:31,743
What?
You gotta bring me ice, dude.
1041
00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:33,994
How am I supposed to bring--?
[PHONE LINE DISCONNECTS]
1042
00:48:46,149 --> 00:48:47,194
Fucking...
1043
00:48:57,030 --> 00:48:59,190
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.
1044
00:49:00,424 --> 00:49:01,730
Slam this fucker.
1045
00:49:02,252 --> 00:49:03,253
[SIGHS]
Slam it.
1046
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,909
[GASPS]
1047
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,259
Why is the slider down?
A.J., we're in.
1048
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:11,522
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.
1049
00:49:11,653 --> 00:49:13,046
- You fucking kidding?
- No!
1050
00:49:13,176 --> 00:49:14,612
Calling it now.
1051
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,179
[KIDS SHOUTING]
1052
00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:18,877
["NOBODY BUT ME" BY THE HUMAN BEINZ PLAYING]
1053
00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,620
Thousand-dollar day.
1054
00:49:24,492 --> 00:49:27,495
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.
1055
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:29,279
Let's do this shit.
1056
00:49:29,410 --> 00:49:31,542
♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪
1057
00:49:31,673 --> 00:49:33,457
♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪
1058
00:49:33,588 --> 00:49:36,591
♪ Nobody can do the skate
like I do ♪
1059
00:49:36,721 --> 00:49:40,116
♪ Nobody can do boogaloo
like I do ♪
1060
00:49:40,247 --> 00:49:41,552
Who wanted the M&Ms?
1061
00:49:42,162 --> 00:49:43,206
Coke, please.
1062
00:49:43,337 --> 00:49:44,773
Four hunds, baby!
1063
00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,166
Yeah!
1064
00:49:47,210 --> 00:49:48,385
[LAUGHS]
1065
00:49:48,516 --> 00:49:50,083
♪ Nobody but me ♪
1066
00:49:50,213 --> 00:49:52,172
♪ I'm gonna skate
right through ♪
1067
00:49:52,302 --> 00:49:54,348
♪ Ain't nobody do it
but me, babe ♪
1068
00:49:54,478 --> 00:49:55,958
♪ Nobody but me ♪
1069
00:49:56,089 --> 00:49:57,369
♪ Well, let me tell you nobody ♪
1070
00:49:58,830 --> 00:49:59,918
♪ Nobody but me ♪
1071
00:50:00,049 --> 00:50:02,008
Nine-fifty, baby!
1072
00:50:02,747 --> 00:50:03,748
Nine-fifty?
1073
00:50:04,445 --> 00:50:05,968
Nine-fucking-fifty?
1074
00:50:06,099 --> 00:50:09,580
Nine-fifty?
[BOTH SCREAM]
1075
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:11,800
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
1076
00:50:11,930 --> 00:50:13,889
♪ Nobody ♪
1077
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:15,064
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
1078
00:50:15,195 --> 00:50:17,414
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!
1079
00:50:17,545 --> 00:50:18,676
Last mag, homey.
1080
00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:21,723
Eleven hundred clams!
1081
00:50:21,853 --> 00:50:23,899
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?
1082
00:50:24,030 --> 00:50:26,032
Oh, you fucking doubted me big-time.
1083
00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:28,599
Oh, shit.
We got a tank down.
1084
00:50:28,730 --> 00:50:29,905
I'm on it.
1085
00:50:32,777 --> 00:50:34,692
Hey, shit pig.
1086
00:50:35,737 --> 00:50:36,955
Can you float me a Diet Coke?
1087
00:50:37,086 --> 00:50:38,609
Shit pig?
1088
00:50:41,134 --> 00:50:42,874
Uh, Moose.
Diet Coke?
1089
00:50:43,005 --> 00:50:45,660
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
1090
00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:47,401
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
1091
00:50:47,531 --> 00:50:48,880
There you go.
1092
00:50:50,447 --> 00:50:51,535
Thanks.
1093
00:50:52,362 --> 00:50:53,450
Cute friend.
1094
00:50:54,016 --> 00:50:56,758
♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪
1095
00:50:56,888 --> 00:51:00,066
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
1096
00:51:00,196 --> 00:51:01,241
♪ Nobody ♪
1097
00:51:01,371 --> 00:51:02,720
You fucking know that chick?
1098
00:51:03,286 --> 00:51:04,286
♪ Nobody ♪
1099
00:51:05,071 --> 00:51:08,161
Sixteen fifty and thirty-five cents!
1100
00:51:08,726 --> 00:51:11,120
Holy fucking shit, dude.
1101
00:51:11,251 --> 00:51:12,948
Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.
1102
00:51:13,079 --> 00:51:14,689
What the fuck are you doing?
1103
00:51:14,819 --> 00:51:16,386
It's Kojak in the waterfall, right?
1104
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,128
Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.
1105
00:51:19,259 --> 00:51:23,480
Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.
1106
00:51:25,221 --> 00:51:26,614
This is you.
1107
00:51:26,744 --> 00:51:29,051
- Thank you.
- Drop it!
1108
00:51:30,183 --> 00:51:31,812
- This is mine.
- No. The money or the wing.
1109
00:51:31,836 --> 00:51:33,447
You cannot have both.
1110
00:51:34,752 --> 00:51:35,753
Fine.
1111
00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:37,668
It's all you.
1112
00:51:38,234 --> 00:51:39,409
[SIGHS]
1113
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:40,758
[GRUNTS]
1114
00:51:48,723 --> 00:51:50,986
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES IN DISTANCE]
1115
00:51:51,117 --> 00:51:52,248
[FAINT CHATTER]
1116
00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:54,772
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1117
00:51:59,473 --> 00:52:00,909
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1118
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,013
Busted, creeper.
1119
00:52:18,144 --> 00:52:19,884
Get the hell out of here, chud!
1120
00:52:20,015 --> 00:52:21,103
God!
1121
00:52:31,592 --> 00:52:32,984
[INAUDIBLE]
1122
00:52:41,776 --> 00:52:43,734
MAN: Nice wheels, douchebag!
1123
00:53:00,534 --> 00:53:01,752
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
1124
00:53:02,492 --> 00:53:04,712
Love the wagon, shit pig.
1125
00:53:04,842 --> 00:53:06,061
[BOTH LAUGH]
1126
00:53:06,931 --> 00:53:08,803
- I'll see you tonight.
- You know it.
1127
00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:13,634
Hey.
1128
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,506
Guess who just asked out the new chick?
1129
00:53:18,116 --> 00:53:20,118
What?
No.
1130
00:53:21,294 --> 00:53:22,425
Who?
Brooke?
1131
00:53:24,253 --> 00:53:25,820
Is that her name?
1132
00:53:27,735 --> 00:53:29,084
Ah.
1133
00:53:29,563 --> 00:53:31,086
Night swim, baby!
1134
00:53:31,521 --> 00:53:32,609
Mm.
1135
00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:35,308
Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.
1136
00:53:36,352 --> 00:53:37,397
Fuck.
1137
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:39,225
Here's the kicker, though,
1138
00:53:39,355 --> 00:53:40,915
so don't go getting all worked up, okay?
1139
00:53:40,965 --> 00:53:42,706
I promised her we'd double.
1140
00:53:44,665 --> 00:53:47,145
- What?
- Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.
1141
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:52,934
♪ Surprise, surprise ♪
1142
00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:54,588
♪ So you rub your eyes ♪
1143
00:53:55,197 --> 00:53:58,809
♪ Never knew UDS
so cool as ice? ♪
1144
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:03,336
♪ Profiles are low
as soon as we go ♪
1145
00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:07,514
♪ As a breeze straight from
a deeper shade of soul ♪
1146
00:54:09,255 --> 00:54:10,560
[GRUNTS]
1147
00:54:14,782 --> 00:54:16,392
[WATER SPLASHES][BROOKE YELPS]
1148
00:54:16,523 --> 00:54:18,307
LEAH: I can't do it, A.J.
1149
00:54:18,438 --> 00:54:21,092
Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.
1150
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,486
It's okay.
1151
00:54:23,617 --> 00:54:26,141
I'll swim out and get you if you freak.
1152
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:28,143
I don't know.
It's so high up.
1153
00:54:33,322 --> 00:54:35,629
[MOOSE AND BROOKE LAUGHING]
1154
00:54:36,891 --> 00:54:38,632
Hey, I bet you five bucks
1155
00:54:38,762 --> 00:54:40,982
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.
1156
00:54:43,289 --> 00:54:44,681
- You're on, bitch.
- Yeah?
1157
00:54:44,812 --> 00:54:46,292
Yeah.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
1158
00:54:47,554 --> 00:54:48,772
[LAUGHS]
1159
00:54:57,955 --> 00:54:59,914
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1160
00:55:10,881 --> 00:55:13,101
Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?
1161
00:55:13,841 --> 00:55:14,885
I'm not.
1162
00:55:15,973 --> 00:55:17,235
Stop calling me that.
1163
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,978
[WHISPERS]
Shit pig.
1164
00:55:23,981 --> 00:55:26,244
[WHOOPS AND LAUGHS]
1165
00:55:27,463 --> 00:55:29,030
Fuck yeah, girl!
1166
00:55:30,814 --> 00:55:33,077
That's a one and done!
1167
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,905
I'm going for it, A.J.
1168
00:55:35,950 --> 00:55:37,430
- [SCREAMS]
- MOOSE: Whoo!
1169
00:55:38,692 --> 00:55:40,346
- LEAH: Ow.
- MOOSE: You okay?
1170
00:55:41,347 --> 00:55:42,652
[LEAH COUGHS]
1171
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,742
What are you doing?
1172
00:55:46,308 --> 00:55:49,137
Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.
1173
00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:53,620
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?
1174
00:55:54,447 --> 00:55:57,363
What?
It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo.
1175
00:55:59,016 --> 00:56:00,714
Okay.
Stop!
1176
00:56:00,844 --> 00:56:02,672
[LAUGHING]
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.
1177
00:56:02,803 --> 00:56:04,065
[ROCK MUSIC BLARING]
1178
00:56:04,195 --> 00:56:05,501
What the fuck?
1179
00:56:05,632 --> 00:56:07,192
- MOOSE: Just back it up.
- A.J.: Leah.
1180
00:56:08,286 --> 00:56:11,115
Come and jerk my nuts, motherfucker!
1181
00:56:11,246 --> 00:56:13,137
- MOOSE: Fuck you, bitch!
- A.J.: Fucking bitch!
1182
00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:14,380
Who the fuck?
1183
00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,947
Fucking pussies!
1184
00:56:21,299 --> 00:56:22,866
[TIRES SCREECH]
1185
00:56:25,086 --> 00:56:26,348
A.J.: Oh, shit.
1186
00:56:26,479 --> 00:56:27,958
Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.
1187
00:56:28,089 --> 00:56:29,786
- Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
- What?
1188
00:56:30,526 --> 00:56:32,572
- Fuck.
- Let's fuck 'em up.
1189
00:56:33,399 --> 00:56:35,313
- What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry about it.
1190
00:56:35,444 --> 00:56:36,726
- Stay there one second.
- All right.
1191
00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,186
Three, two, one.
1192
00:56:38,316 --> 00:56:39,361
[GRUNTS]
1193
00:56:40,144 --> 00:56:41,494
Fuck you!
1194
00:56:41,972 --> 00:56:43,321
[TIRES SCREECH]
1195
00:56:43,452 --> 00:56:44,864
A.J.: Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.
1196
00:56:44,888 --> 00:56:46,488
- That's the car.
- That's a fucking cop.
1197
00:56:46,586 --> 00:56:48,457
That's not a fucking cop.
1198
00:56:48,588 --> 00:56:49,937
[SIRENS BLARE]
1199
00:56:50,067 --> 00:56:51,852
[TIRES SQUEAL]
1200
00:56:51,982 --> 00:56:53,767
Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
1201
00:56:53,897 --> 00:56:55,856
[INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1202
00:56:55,986 --> 00:56:57,510
[ALL LAUGHING]
1203
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,160
- [MOOSE WHOOPING]
- A.J.: Guys, left.
1204
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,296
Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.
1205
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:03,385
Come on.
1206
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,653
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
1207
00:57:12,612 --> 00:57:16,529
5-7 Nebraska City.
10-59.
1208
00:57:16,659 --> 00:57:18,052
We have four...
[CAR DRIVES OFF]
1209
00:57:18,618 --> 00:57:21,142
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.
1210
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:22,404
Okay.
1211
00:57:22,535 --> 00:57:24,188
Just stay here, okay?
1212
00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,191
A.J.
1213
00:57:28,192 --> 00:57:29,542
[PANTING]
1214
00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,674
Moose?
1215
00:57:37,898 --> 00:57:38,986
Brooke!
1216
00:57:53,957 --> 00:57:55,524
[ALUMINUM SLIDER DOOR OPENS]
1217
00:57:55,655 --> 00:57:57,918
MOOSE: Holy shit!
1218
00:57:58,048 --> 00:58:00,094
Look at all these little fuckers, dude!
1219
00:58:00,224 --> 00:58:02,357
All right, back up.
Make some lines.
1220
00:58:02,488 --> 00:58:04,490
Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.
1221
00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:06,100
Handle this shit, dude.
1222
00:58:07,144 --> 00:58:08,624
[INAUDIBLE]
1223
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,474
Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead.
1224
00:58:12,498 --> 00:58:14,195
Give me a Chick-O-Stick and suicide.
1225
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,216
- Can I get a Kit Kat?
- Give me some Sugar Babies.
1226
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,243
- Got Fun Dip?
- How many Freeze Pops for $1?
1227
00:58:19,374 --> 00:58:20,960
Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?
1228
00:58:20,984 --> 00:58:22,682
BOY: I'll take a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,
1229
00:58:22,812 --> 00:58:23,857
and a Diet Coke.
1230
00:58:24,031 --> 00:58:25,641
BOY #2: Can I have a hot dog?
1231
00:58:26,903 --> 00:58:28,339
Give me a hot dog, kid.
1232
00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:29,776
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
1233
00:58:38,698 --> 00:58:40,961
The fuck dogs, they cost more?
1234
00:58:42,092 --> 00:58:43,311
Seventy-five cents more.
1235
00:58:44,268 --> 00:58:45,574
- Cool.
- Cool.
1236
00:58:49,143 --> 00:58:50,361
MOOSE: Heyo!
1237
00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:57,673
- Hey! What do you want, kid?
- Can I get a fuck dog?
1238
00:58:57,804 --> 00:59:00,197
Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.
1239
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:01,982
What's this goob talking about?
1240
00:59:02,112 --> 00:59:03,552
Just write "fuck" on it with ketchup.
1241
00:59:03,636 --> 00:59:05,202
Charge them 75 cents more.
1242
00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:10,556
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.
1243
00:59:10,686 --> 00:59:13,123
Our markup's already 80 percent, dude.
1244
00:59:13,689 --> 00:59:16,866
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!
1245
00:59:16,997 --> 00:59:19,956
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!
1246
00:59:20,087 --> 00:59:21,610
["UNBELIEVABLE" BY EMF PLAYING]
1247
00:59:24,918 --> 00:59:26,441
[ALL SHOUTING]
1248
00:59:27,224 --> 00:59:28,356
[INAUDIBLE]
1249
00:59:29,313 --> 00:59:31,185
♪ You burden me
with your questions ♪
1250
00:59:31,315 --> 00:59:33,535
♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪
1251
00:59:33,666 --> 00:59:36,451
♪ You're always asking
what it's all about ♪
1252
00:59:36,582 --> 00:59:38,496
♪ But don't listen
to my replies ♪
1253
00:59:38,627 --> 00:59:40,890
♪ You say to me
I don't talk enough ♪
1254
00:59:41,021 --> 00:59:43,284
♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪
1255
00:59:43,414 --> 00:59:45,242
♪ These times I've spent
I've realized ♪
1256
00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:47,680
♪ I'm going to shoot through
and leave you ♪
1257
00:59:47,810 --> 00:59:49,856
♪ The things you say ♪
1258
00:59:49,986 --> 00:59:52,336
♪ Your purple prose
just give you away ♪
1259
00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:55,122
♪ The things you say ♪
1260
00:59:55,252 --> 00:59:57,124
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1261
00:59:57,254 --> 00:59:58,038
♪ Oh! ♪
1262
00:59:58,168 --> 00:59:59,822
[INAUDIBLE]
1263
01:00:05,959 --> 01:00:07,177
[INAUDIBLE]
1264
01:00:15,925 --> 01:00:17,971
♪ Seemingly lastless,
don't mean you can ask us ♪
1265
01:00:18,101 --> 01:00:20,538
♪ Pushing down the relative,
bringing out your higher self ♪
1266
01:00:20,669 --> 01:00:22,453
♪ Everything you answer to,
brace yourself ♪
1267
01:00:22,584 --> 01:00:24,325
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
1268
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,109
♪ I know this world
ain't what it seems ♪
1269
01:00:27,371 --> 01:00:29,591
♪ Oh! You're unbelievable ♪
1270
01:00:29,722 --> 01:00:30,592
♪ Oh! ♪
1271
01:00:30,723 --> 01:00:34,291
[ALL CHEERING]
1272
01:00:36,772 --> 01:00:37,773
Whoo!
[EXCLAIMING]
1273
01:00:37,904 --> 01:00:38,905
[LAUGHING]
1274
01:00:46,260 --> 01:00:48,218
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1275
01:01:04,887 --> 01:01:06,497
♪ It's unbelievable ♪
1276
01:01:09,544 --> 01:01:11,459
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1277
01:01:13,591 --> 01:01:14,984
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
1278
01:01:21,077 --> 01:01:23,601
- You think you're on Carson?
- Take it or leave it.
1279
01:01:23,732 --> 01:01:25,612
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.
1280
01:01:25,647 --> 01:01:27,083
No fucking way.
1281
01:01:27,214 --> 01:01:29,085
- Fuck off, Moose.
- Suck my dick, Carmichael.
1282
01:01:29,216 --> 01:01:31,044
We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.
1283
01:01:32,915 --> 01:01:34,743
Cute.
Now give me back my buck.
1284
01:01:34,874 --> 01:01:37,354
Fuck you.
Our Shack, our rules.
1285
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,792
- Last fucking chance, prep.
- Or what?
1286
01:01:39,922 --> 01:01:41,378
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?
1287
01:01:41,402 --> 01:01:43,056
You fucking idiot.
[GRUNTS]
1288
01:01:43,186 --> 01:01:44,753
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!
1289
01:01:44,884 --> 01:01:47,147
Fucking fuck! Fuck!
1290
01:01:47,277 --> 01:01:48,714
[RANDY YELLS]
1291
01:01:49,715 --> 01:01:51,281
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1292
01:01:53,588 --> 01:01:55,111
Get the fuck off me, you fucking--
1293
01:01:55,242 --> 01:01:58,114
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!
1294
01:01:58,245 --> 01:02:00,116
All right, that's it.
[RANDY YELPS]
1295
01:02:00,247 --> 01:02:02,162
- That's it.
- Ah! Fuck!
1296
01:02:02,292 --> 01:02:04,599
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.
1297
01:02:04,730 --> 01:02:06,557
Fuck off!
Just let go!
1298
01:02:06,688 --> 01:02:08,168
Hey, dick bag!
1299
01:02:10,213 --> 01:02:11,388
Oh!
1300
01:02:12,259 --> 01:02:13,826
Fucking nice one, Eagle.
1301
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:15,697
[WHIMPERING]
1302
01:02:15,828 --> 01:02:17,786
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.
1303
01:02:21,355 --> 01:02:22,878
All right, clean it, Carmichael.
1304
01:02:23,009 --> 01:02:24,184
Suck my nuts!
1305
01:02:24,314 --> 01:02:25,620
Clean it.
[RANDY SCREAMS]
1306
01:02:28,144 --> 01:02:29,145
There you go.
1307
01:02:32,453 --> 01:02:33,541
[SCREAMS]
1308
01:02:35,325 --> 01:02:37,284
That was fucking epic, dude.
1309
01:02:38,676 --> 01:02:41,114
Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.
1310
01:02:42,028 --> 01:02:43,159
All right.
1311
01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:45,335
This'll cover supplies.
1312
01:02:45,466 --> 01:02:47,642
This is me.
This is you.
1313
01:02:48,904 --> 01:02:49,905
Fucking A.
1314
01:02:50,036 --> 01:02:51,254
Look at all this scratch.
1315
01:02:51,385 --> 01:02:53,213
Fifteen hundos right there.
1316
01:02:53,343 --> 01:02:55,911
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit
1317
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,695
if we want to fuck around this fall.
1318
01:02:57,826 --> 01:02:59,456
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.
1319
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,786
- Do they?
- Hell no.
1320
01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,198
They think this whole thing's
a shit show.
1321
01:03:02,222 --> 01:03:04,441
Look, dude, I want to pitch you an idea.
1322
01:03:05,051 --> 01:03:06,835
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.
1323
01:03:06,966 --> 01:03:09,446
- We go 50/50 on every deal.
- Moose, no.
1324
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,492
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.
1325
01:03:12,406 --> 01:03:14,190
- I'm saving up for Alaska.
- Alaska?
1326
01:03:14,321 --> 01:03:15,844
What the fuck are you talking about?
1327
01:03:15,975 --> 01:03:17,759
Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.
1328
01:03:17,890 --> 01:03:19,805
Shane and I got the entire thing mapped out.
1329
01:03:22,416 --> 01:03:24,157
You didn't clear that with me.
1330
01:03:24,766 --> 01:03:26,333
I don't need to clear that with you.
1331
01:03:27,508 --> 01:03:29,031
[SCOFFS]
1332
01:03:29,162 --> 01:03:31,904
Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?
1333
01:03:32,034 --> 01:03:34,315
Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.
1334
01:03:34,341 --> 01:03:35,701
We could triple what we stick in...
1335
01:03:35,821 --> 01:03:37,605
[RANDY SCREAMS]
Oh, shit--
1336
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:40,410
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.
1337
01:03:40,434 --> 01:03:41,304
Why?
1338
01:03:41,435 --> 01:03:42,871
[GROANS]
1339
01:03:43,045 --> 01:03:45,245
- That's for the hot dog.
- And this is for my Trans Am.
1340
01:03:45,918 --> 01:03:47,638
And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.
1341
01:03:48,485 --> 01:03:49,922
[SCREAMING]
1342
01:03:57,233 --> 01:03:59,279
I still say they're soft as fuck, dude.
1343
01:04:01,585 --> 01:04:03,413
What a couple of clits.
1344
01:04:04,153 --> 01:04:06,895
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.
1345
01:04:09,898 --> 01:04:10,943
Yeah, I know.
1346
01:04:12,292 --> 01:04:14,511
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.
1347
01:04:15,382 --> 01:04:17,123
I'm fucking serious.
1348
01:04:18,254 --> 01:04:19,908
They got lucky with that ambush.
1349
01:04:23,564 --> 01:04:25,392
Tucson Electric.
You coming?
1350
01:04:25,522 --> 01:04:27,002
It's your scene.
1351
01:04:29,744 --> 01:04:30,876
I'll stew on it.
1352
01:04:35,793 --> 01:04:38,057
All right, well,
don't show your parents the knot.
1353
01:04:39,406 --> 01:04:40,537
A.J.: Yeah.
1354
01:04:51,505 --> 01:04:54,073
Hey, shit pig.
You paint?
1355
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:56,249
What?
Curbs?
1356
01:04:56,379 --> 01:04:57,554
Curbs?
1357
01:04:58,512 --> 01:05:00,253
No, bitch.
Toes.
1358
01:05:09,392 --> 01:05:11,003
You're not very good at this.
1359
01:05:12,004 --> 01:05:14,180
That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.
1360
01:05:14,789 --> 01:05:16,573
Not this tiny little brush.
1361
01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,271
[LAUGHS]
1362
01:05:22,449 --> 01:05:23,885
You okay?
1363
01:05:24,016 --> 01:05:25,321
You look a little wrecked.
1364
01:05:26,148 --> 01:05:27,541
Yeah, I'm all right.
1365
01:05:30,848 --> 01:05:33,851
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?
1366
01:05:37,551 --> 01:05:40,032
Guess I've just been busy with work.
1367
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:46,038
Busy, huh?
1368
01:05:47,256 --> 01:05:48,344
Mm-hmm.
1369
01:05:53,610 --> 01:05:55,003
Moose talk about me?
1370
01:05:59,007 --> 01:06:00,400
To me?
1371
01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:03,142
No. Not really.
1372
01:06:08,364 --> 01:06:10,540
I'm sure there are a few embellishments.
1373
01:06:15,893 --> 01:06:17,069
Moose is fun.
1374
01:06:18,548 --> 01:06:19,680
Pretty good kisser.
1375
01:06:23,858 --> 01:06:25,860
But he's not really my type.
1376
01:06:25,991 --> 01:06:27,035
You know?
1377
01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:31,997
Sometimes it sucks being a short-timer.
1378
01:06:34,434 --> 01:06:37,176
Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.
1379
01:06:39,874 --> 01:06:43,138
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?
1380
01:06:49,275 --> 01:06:50,711
Pass me that Minolta.
1381
01:06:58,066 --> 01:06:59,415
[LAUGHS]
1382
01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:02,984
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
1383
01:07:15,344 --> 01:07:16,345
Now what?
1384
01:07:21,785 --> 01:07:22,873
Cotton balls, shit pig.
1385
01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:26,181
[LAUGHS]
1386
01:07:30,533 --> 01:07:33,058
Who saved room for banana cream pie?
1387
01:07:33,971 --> 01:07:35,408
I call the big piece.
1388
01:07:35,538 --> 01:07:37,758
Chrissy made Dance Squad captain.
1389
01:07:37,888 --> 01:07:40,500
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1390
01:07:43,372 --> 01:07:45,113
[SIGHS]
I have an announcement.
1391
01:07:46,941 --> 01:07:48,856
- An announcement?
- Mm-hmm.
1392
01:07:54,949 --> 01:07:57,082
That's 3,100.
1393
01:07:57,212 --> 01:08:00,128
That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.
1394
01:08:02,739 --> 01:08:04,089
Give him the big piece.
1395
01:08:06,830 --> 01:08:08,093
[SCOFFS]
Dad!
1396
01:08:08,223 --> 01:08:10,225
- Zip it, Chrissy.
- Also...
1397
01:08:11,835 --> 01:08:13,533
This is for you and Mom.
1398
01:08:24,196 --> 01:08:25,196
What is it?
1399
01:08:26,415 --> 01:08:28,461
Mannheim Steamroller at the Orpheum.
1400
01:08:32,856 --> 01:08:34,510
[GASPS]
1401
01:08:35,642 --> 01:08:37,426
Are you fricking kidding me?
1402
01:08:37,557 --> 01:08:39,515
Center aisle.
The third row.
1403
01:08:40,603 --> 01:08:41,865
JEAN: Oh!
1404
01:08:45,608 --> 01:08:47,848
[ON PHONE]MOOSE:Goddamn it.
You're such a fucking puss.
1405
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,632
I knew you were gonna
show your parents that knot.
1406
01:08:49,656 --> 01:08:52,311
What a waste. So, what are we
getting into tonight?
1407
01:08:52,441 --> 01:08:54,226
Huh?
It's Friday night.
1408
01:08:54,356 --> 01:08:56,010
Let's get sloppy.
Go walk Main.
1409
01:08:56,141 --> 01:08:57,925
No, I'm not really feeling it, dude.
1410
01:08:58,055 --> 01:09:00,145
Not feeling it?
What are you, ragging?
1411
01:09:00,275 --> 01:09:03,017
No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.
1412
01:09:03,148 --> 01:09:05,889
Oh, come on.
Don't be such a fucking pussy.
1413
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:09,676
[PHONE RINGS]
1414
01:09:10,198 --> 01:09:11,373
[SIGHS]
1415
01:09:12,461 --> 01:09:14,333
What?
Now you're hanging up?
1416
01:09:14,463 --> 01:09:17,292
- JEAN:Hello? Carters.
- MOOSE:Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.
1417
01:09:18,511 --> 01:09:19,511
Jesus.
1418
01:09:20,904 --> 01:09:23,516
Ma'am?
Yes, ma'am.
1419
01:09:23,646 --> 01:09:25,474
That there your husband downstairs...?
1420
01:09:25,605 --> 01:09:26,736
[GRUNTS]
1421
01:09:32,525 --> 01:09:34,179
[ON TV]MAN:Oh, Jesus!
1422
01:09:37,747 --> 01:09:38,966
[MAN SCREAMS]
1423
01:09:39,096 --> 01:09:40,663
[PEBBLES CLICK ON WINDOW]
1424
01:09:54,982 --> 01:09:57,245
Hey, shit pig.
You awake?
1425
01:09:58,725 --> 01:09:59,725
[LAUGHS]
1426
01:10:00,770 --> 01:10:02,772
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
1427
01:10:45,424 --> 01:10:47,208
- What?
- Nothing.
1428
01:11:03,006 --> 01:11:04,225
What are you doing?
1429
01:11:05,487 --> 01:11:06,662
What are you doing?
1430
01:11:06,793 --> 01:11:08,795
[CAR APPROACHING]
1431
01:11:08,925 --> 01:11:10,100
[HORN BLARES]
1432
01:11:10,231 --> 01:11:12,712
Yo, perverts!
Get in.
1433
01:11:12,842 --> 01:11:15,149
Everyone's getting stupid at the Pioneer.
1434
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,586
["AGE OF CONSENT" BY NEW ORDER PLAYING]
1435
01:11:29,294 --> 01:11:34,299
♪ Won't you please let me go ♪
1436
01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:39,042
♪ These words lie inside,
they hurt me so ♪
1437
01:11:40,217 --> 01:11:43,308
♪ But I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you ♪
1438
01:11:43,438 --> 01:11:46,354
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1439
01:11:46,485 --> 01:11:48,922
♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪
1440
01:11:49,052 --> 01:11:51,968
♪ Just what you want me to ♪
1441
01:11:56,016 --> 01:11:57,670
[LAUGHING]
1442
01:12:02,805 --> 01:12:04,459
♪ I saw you this morning ♪
1443
01:12:04,590 --> 01:12:08,115
♪ I thought you might like to know ♪
1444
01:12:08,245 --> 01:12:13,120
♪ I received your message
in full a few days ago ♪
1445
01:12:13,686 --> 01:12:18,517
♪ I understood
every word that it said ♪
1446
01:12:19,518 --> 01:12:21,737
♪ And now that I've actually
heard it ♪
1447
01:12:21,868 --> 01:12:26,568
♪ You're going to regret ♪
Just get the fuck inside.
1448
01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:33,227
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1449
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:56,685
[CANS HISS OPEN]
1450
01:12:58,731 --> 01:13:03,866
♪ Do you find this happens
all the time? ♪
1451
01:13:04,476 --> 01:13:07,522
♪ Crucial point one day
becomes a crime ♪
1452
01:13:07,653 --> 01:13:09,655
I thought you were staying in, bitch.
1453
01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:12,788
♪ But I'm not the kind
that likes to tell you ♪
1454
01:13:12,919 --> 01:13:15,443
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1455
01:13:15,574 --> 01:13:17,532
♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪
1456
01:13:17,663 --> 01:13:19,229
Dog-assed tired, huh?
1457
01:13:20,143 --> 01:13:22,189
Cops!
Fucking run!
1458
01:13:22,929 --> 01:13:24,496
- MOOSE: Oh, shit.
- A.J.: Fuck!
1459
01:13:24,626 --> 01:13:26,062
[ALL SHOUTING]
1460
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,736
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.
1461
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:29,762
Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.
1462
01:13:32,112 --> 01:13:33,722
[PROJECTOR RUNNING]
Come on.
1463
01:13:34,636 --> 01:13:36,464
Go, go, go, go, go!
1464
01:13:37,030 --> 01:13:38,423
Shit.
1465
01:13:38,988 --> 01:13:41,108
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.
1466
01:13:41,556 --> 01:13:42,731
Oh, fuck.
1467
01:13:44,777 --> 01:13:46,300
[WHISPERING]
I don't do tight spaces.
1468
01:13:46,431 --> 01:13:48,955
[WHISPERING] Shut up.
We're about to get popped.
1469
01:13:49,085 --> 01:13:50,672
You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.
1470
01:13:50,696 --> 01:13:52,376
[WHISPERING]
Both of you, shut the fuck up.
1471
01:13:53,002 --> 01:13:54,177
Shh! Check it.
1472
01:13:54,308 --> 01:13:56,136
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
1473
01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:00,183
I can't fucking do this...
1474
01:14:00,314 --> 01:14:01,968
- Moose, shut up.
- I'm gonna freak.
1475
01:14:02,098 --> 01:14:03,658
- Stop fucking talking.
- OFFICER: Hey.
1476
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:07,669
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?
1477
01:14:08,409 --> 01:14:10,063
Oh... oh, fuck.
1478
01:14:10,803 --> 01:14:11,804
BROOKE: Shh!
1479
01:14:12,065 --> 01:14:14,415
MOOSE: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1480
01:14:17,462 --> 01:14:18,680
[GULPS]
1481
01:14:18,811 --> 01:14:20,813
[CACOPHONOUS DRUM MUSIC PLAYING]
1482
01:14:23,163 --> 01:14:24,425
[TIMER DINGS]
1483
01:14:25,992 --> 01:14:27,341
Here you go, kid.
1484
01:14:31,388 --> 01:14:32,694
What are you looking at?
1485
01:14:33,695 --> 01:14:34,695
Nothing.
1486
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:36,481
What are you looking at?
1487
01:14:38,221 --> 01:14:39,701
Nothing.
1488
01:14:39,832 --> 01:14:41,398
This some kind of lover's spat?
1489
01:14:41,529 --> 01:14:44,053
- What do you want, dude?
- Top me off with DC.
1490
01:14:44,184 --> 01:14:47,535
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.
1491
01:14:54,934 --> 01:14:56,022
Here.
1492
01:15:08,643 --> 01:15:10,491
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.
1493
01:15:10,515 --> 01:15:11,951
No, hey.
1494
01:15:12,081 --> 01:15:14,475
You're not my fucking boss, okay?
1495
01:15:15,041 --> 01:15:16,477
You do it.
1496
01:15:16,999 --> 01:15:19,064
Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.
1497
01:15:19,088 --> 01:15:20,133
I don't care.
1498
01:15:27,662 --> 01:15:29,098
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?
1499
01:15:29,229 --> 01:15:31,448
- What party?
- Brooke's party.
1500
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:34,439
SHANE: It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.
1501
01:15:34,495 --> 01:15:35,495
What is that shit?
1502
01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:38,760
Don't worry about it.
1503
01:15:39,848 --> 01:15:41,154
A jewelry box from Martin's?
1504
01:15:41,284 --> 01:15:42,677
Really?
1505
01:15:47,247 --> 01:15:50,642
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,
1506
01:15:50,772 --> 01:15:53,470
but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.
1507
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:55,690
- What?
- MOOSE: Yeah.
1508
01:15:56,430 --> 01:15:58,277
- Dude, there's no fucking way.
- Whatever, dude.
1509
01:15:58,301 --> 01:15:59,738
She totally jerked me off.
1510
01:15:59,868 --> 01:16:01,783
Fucking grade A too.
1511
01:16:01,914 --> 01:16:03,848
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.
1512
01:16:03,872 --> 01:16:06,266
- You were right there.
- BROOKE: Yo, Moose.
1513
01:16:06,962 --> 01:16:08,398
Bring me a DP.
1514
01:16:08,529 --> 01:16:09,791
MOOSE: I got you.
1515
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,664
[INHALES DEEPLY AND SIGHS]
1516
01:16:16,232 --> 01:16:18,408
One large Dr Pepper, please.
1517
01:16:19,975 --> 01:16:20,975
Yeah.
1518
01:16:27,026 --> 01:16:28,636
Lip thing.
1519
01:16:34,207 --> 01:16:36,122
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?
1520
01:16:37,340 --> 01:16:39,038
Fuck off, kid.
1521
01:16:42,694 --> 01:16:44,130
[CROAKS AND COUGHS]
1522
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,310
- For you.
- Oh, my God!
1523
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,094
What do you think?
1524
01:16:52,225 --> 01:16:54,246
- BROOKE: I love it.
- Are you kidding with this shit?
1525
01:16:54,270 --> 01:16:55,750
- My son is five.
- Calm down, lady.
1526
01:16:55,881 --> 01:16:57,186
WOMAN: I'm not gonna calm down.
1527
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,971
I demand to speak with your manager.
1528
01:16:59,101 --> 01:17:00,581
I am the manager.
1529
01:17:01,495 --> 01:17:03,105
- Bullshit.
- You're bullshit.
1530
01:17:03,236 --> 01:17:04,803
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,
1531
01:17:04,933 --> 01:17:06,718
and you're both making me nauseous.
1532
01:17:06,848 --> 01:17:08,937
Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?
1533
01:17:09,068 --> 01:17:11,070
[COUGHS][PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
1534
01:17:15,248 --> 01:17:16,510
What the fuck?
1535
01:17:17,206 --> 01:17:18,599
Hey, hang tight, lady.
1536
01:17:18,730 --> 01:17:20,993
I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.
1537
01:17:23,299 --> 01:17:24,779
Hey, shit pig.
You okay?
1538
01:17:24,910 --> 01:17:26,868
- Yeah, I'm good.
- MOOSE: It's three o'clock.
1539
01:17:26,999 --> 01:17:28,435
Where the fuck are you going?
1540
01:17:28,565 --> 01:17:29,741
Just giving you space
1541
01:17:29,871 --> 01:17:31,438
for all your fucking handjobs!
1542
01:17:32,613 --> 01:17:34,659
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1543
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:04,776
Get in.
1544
01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:38,026
How's that runza?
1545
01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:41,203
All right, I guess.
1546
01:18:42,770 --> 01:18:44,206
Want some rings?
1547
01:18:44,337 --> 01:18:46,818
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.
1548
01:18:46,948 --> 01:18:49,516
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.
1549
01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:56,175
You want a little advice, homey?
1550
01:18:56,305 --> 01:18:57,480
What?
1551
01:18:58,307 --> 01:18:59,352
Make a move.
1552
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:01,876
Any move.
1553
01:19:03,748 --> 01:19:05,271
Brooke isn't into Moose.
1554
01:19:05,401 --> 01:19:07,882
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.
1555
01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,539
You ever make a move?
1556
01:19:16,456 --> 01:19:17,674
Like on a lady friend?
1557
01:19:18,937 --> 01:19:19,937
Yeah.
1558
01:19:24,072 --> 01:19:25,072
Almost.
1559
01:19:31,819 --> 01:19:33,778
You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.
1560
01:19:36,041 --> 01:19:37,259
[SIGHS]
1561
01:19:37,390 --> 01:19:40,872
["ONE MORE TRY" BY TIMMY T PLAYING]
1562
01:19:51,143 --> 01:19:54,189
♪ It's been a long time
since you left me ♪
1563
01:19:57,671 --> 01:20:00,543
♪ I didn't mean
to make you cry ♪
1564
01:20:04,025 --> 01:20:07,028
♪ I didn't mean
to disappoint you ♪
1565
01:20:10,336 --> 01:20:13,382
♪ I didn't mean
to tell you lies ♪
1566
01:20:16,821 --> 01:20:20,128
♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪
1567
01:20:23,088 --> 01:20:26,047
♪ Won't you let me
tell you why ♪
1568
01:20:27,788 --> 01:20:29,616
♪ One more try ♪
1569
01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:32,837
♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪
1570
01:20:34,099 --> 01:20:35,970
♪ One more try ♪
1571
01:20:36,101 --> 01:20:39,365
♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪
1572
01:20:39,495 --> 01:20:41,193
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1573
01:20:41,802 --> 01:20:45,719
♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪
1574
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:52,073
♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try? ♪
1575
01:20:55,381 --> 01:20:58,775
♪ It's been a long time
since I kissed you ♪
1576
01:21:01,778 --> 01:21:04,781
♪ It always used to feel so good ♪
1577
01:21:06,435 --> 01:21:07,784
[SIGHS]
1578
01:21:08,437 --> 01:21:11,658
♪ And if you knew how much
I missed you ♪
1579
01:21:14,487 --> 01:21:17,577
♪ You'd forgive me if you could ♪
1580
01:21:18,795 --> 01:21:22,582
For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.
1581
01:21:23,409 --> 01:21:25,193
That was all in his head, shit pig.
1582
01:21:26,368 --> 01:21:28,433
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way
1583
01:21:28,457 --> 01:21:30,068
I could get you two pussies to shut up.
1584
01:21:30,807 --> 01:21:32,374
I wasn't gonna get an MIP for that shit.
1585
01:21:32,505 --> 01:21:34,115
♪ One more try ♪
1586
01:21:34,246 --> 01:21:37,162
♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪
1587
01:21:38,380 --> 01:21:40,121
♪ One more try ♪
1588
01:21:40,252 --> 01:21:43,472
♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪
1589
01:21:45,866 --> 01:21:49,609
♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪
1590
01:21:52,438 --> 01:21:56,181
♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try ♪
1591
01:21:57,356 --> 01:21:58,487
Moose!
1592
01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:02,622
♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪
1593
01:22:05,842 --> 01:22:07,844
[CACOPHONOUS DRUM MUSIC PLAYING]
1594
01:22:12,849 --> 01:22:14,155
Moose!
1595
01:22:17,158 --> 01:22:19,334
Moose!
Come on!
1596
01:22:19,465 --> 01:22:21,032
Come on, let's talk!
1597
01:22:35,916 --> 01:22:37,962
Moose!
Come on, dude.
1598
01:22:39,615 --> 01:22:40,660
Come on.
1599
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:42,053
Let's just fucking talk.
1600
01:22:45,578 --> 01:22:47,275
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1601
01:22:47,406 --> 01:22:49,495
Get the fuck away from me.
1602
01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:51,627
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1603
01:23:06,512 --> 01:23:08,383
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
1604
01:23:11,778 --> 01:23:13,649
[GIRL LAUGHING]
1605
01:23:16,174 --> 01:23:17,479
[SNIFFLING]
1606
01:23:19,699 --> 01:23:21,483
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1607
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:30,362
[SCOFFS]
1608
01:23:32,581 --> 01:23:33,974
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1609
01:23:36,803 --> 01:23:38,674
I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.
1610
01:23:38,805 --> 01:23:40,633
No one's manning the Snack Shack.
1611
01:23:40,763 --> 01:23:41,764
Are you going in?
1612
01:23:42,374 --> 01:23:43,636
I'm sick.
1613
01:23:43,766 --> 01:23:45,290
Well, what about Moose?
1614
01:24:04,918 --> 01:24:06,789
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1615
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:08,487
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
1616
01:24:22,414 --> 01:24:24,155
[CAR DOOR SLAMS][ENGINE STARTS]
1617
01:25:06,719 --> 01:25:07,763
Hey.
1618
01:25:15,945 --> 01:25:17,773
Dude, what the fuck happened?
1619
01:25:18,731 --> 01:25:20,124
Take a wild guess.
1620
01:25:24,432 --> 01:25:25,607
[SIGHS]
1621
01:25:28,523 --> 01:25:29,916
Here.
1622
01:25:30,046 --> 01:25:32,658
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?
1623
01:25:34,529 --> 01:25:35,922
- What, like shifts?
- Yeah.
1624
01:25:36,052 --> 01:25:37,552
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.
1625
01:25:37,576 --> 01:25:39,230
- You get the next.
- Moose!
1626
01:25:42,102 --> 01:25:43,277
Fuck.
1627
01:25:44,626 --> 01:25:46,280
GIRL: Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?
1628
01:25:46,411 --> 01:25:47,629
A.J.: Yeah.
1629
01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:57,030
BROOKE: Hey, shit pig.
1630
01:25:58,031 --> 01:26:00,033
How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?
1631
01:26:00,164 --> 01:26:01,295
I waited for you all night.
1632
01:26:05,647 --> 01:26:07,171
So you want to ditch this pop stand
1633
01:26:07,301 --> 01:26:09,260
and go grab a twist from Chompy Cone?
1634
01:26:09,390 --> 01:26:11,697
- My treat.
- No, thanks.
1635
01:26:11,827 --> 01:26:14,265
Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.
1636
01:26:14,961 --> 01:26:16,180
Want to hear it again?
1637
01:26:16,310 --> 01:26:17,790
Wait, are you being serious right now?
1638
01:26:25,319 --> 01:26:28,148
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.
1639
01:26:33,849 --> 01:26:35,547
[CAN HISSES OPEN]
1640
01:26:40,769 --> 01:26:42,815
- Where are you going?
- Waubonsie.
1641
01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:45,992
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.
1642
01:26:46,122 --> 01:26:48,403
I can't go to Iowa.
I'm not supposed to cross state lines.
1643
01:26:48,429 --> 01:26:49,711
Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,
1644
01:26:49,735 --> 01:26:51,171
tell her you're staying with Moose.
1645
01:26:51,302 --> 01:26:54,000
- What are you doing?
- Not stopping till you say yes.
1646
01:26:54,130 --> 01:26:55,760
Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!
1647
01:26:55,784 --> 01:26:57,699
[CAR HORN BLARES]
1648
01:26:57,830 --> 01:26:59,353
Fuck! All right!
I'm in, I'm in!
1649
01:26:59,484 --> 01:27:00,789
- All right! There we go.
- God!
1650
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:02,748
You've been busting your ass all summer.
1651
01:27:02,878 --> 01:27:04,228
It's time to fucking unwind.
1652
01:27:07,579 --> 01:27:08,580
[SIGHS]
1653
01:27:09,885 --> 01:27:11,409
[CAMPFIRE CRACKLING]
1654
01:27:21,201 --> 01:27:22,507
Heads up, Eagle.
1655
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:29,383
[CANS HISS OPEN]
1656
01:27:33,822 --> 01:27:34,954
[SHANE SIGHS]
1657
01:27:44,964 --> 01:27:46,313
[CLEARS THROAT]
1658
01:27:46,444 --> 01:27:48,272
Yo, what happened with you and Brooke?
1659
01:27:49,969 --> 01:27:51,405
You gonna spill or what?
1660
01:27:56,280 --> 01:27:57,585
She lied to me.
1661
01:27:57,716 --> 01:27:59,500
She lied to you?
1662
01:27:59,631 --> 01:28:00,675
Yeah.
1663
01:28:05,724 --> 01:28:07,203
I caught her red-handed.
1664
01:28:10,076 --> 01:28:11,599
Doesn't sound like homegirl.
1665
01:28:14,298 --> 01:28:17,562
She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.
1666
01:28:19,564 --> 01:28:22,567
And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giant
1667
01:28:22,697 --> 01:28:23,872
out on the porch.
1668
01:28:24,003 --> 01:28:25,047
[SCOFFS]
1669
01:28:28,268 --> 01:28:29,443
Flattop?
1670
01:28:30,357 --> 01:28:31,445
Yeah.
1671
01:28:31,576 --> 01:28:33,926
- Green Duster?
- Exactly.
1672
01:28:34,056 --> 01:28:35,406
[LAUGHS]
1673
01:28:40,019 --> 01:28:41,455
What?
1674
01:28:41,586 --> 01:28:43,196
[LAUGHING]
1675
01:28:43,327 --> 01:28:45,285
Oh, dude.
1676
01:28:45,416 --> 01:28:46,852
The jarhead's her brother.
1677
01:28:50,595 --> 01:28:51,595
Fuck.
1678
01:28:52,205 --> 01:28:53,598
[LAUGHING]
1679
01:28:56,905 --> 01:28:57,905
Fuck!
1680
01:29:00,648 --> 01:29:02,737
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.
1681
01:29:07,438 --> 01:29:08,438
Just let me explain.
1682
01:29:08,482 --> 01:29:09,831
- Come on.
- No, thanks.
1683
01:29:09,962 --> 01:29:11,790
Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.
1684
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:13,550
I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen--
1685
01:29:13,574 --> 01:29:14,967
No, thanks.
1686
01:29:16,403 --> 01:29:17,622
Want to hear it again?
1687
01:29:24,368 --> 01:29:26,021
Oh, can we get some of this, Mom?
1688
01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:28,372
Sure.
Just one.
1689
01:29:34,378 --> 01:29:35,901
What's up, A-Jams?
1690
01:29:36,031 --> 01:29:37,381
Hey, Shan.
1691
01:29:39,731 --> 01:29:40,993
[WHISPERS]
Stop.
1692
01:29:41,123 --> 01:29:42,473
Isn't she a sophomore?
1693
01:29:42,603 --> 01:29:43,604
Junior.
1694
01:29:44,910 --> 01:29:46,564
So how did you get to know her?
1695
01:29:46,694 --> 01:29:48,043
That's Donny's older sister.
1696
01:29:48,174 --> 01:29:49,697
Well, I would think that you would--
1697
01:29:50,394 --> 01:29:52,787
[LAUGHING]
Oh, my God, Jeanie!
1698
01:29:52,918 --> 01:29:54,702
You scared the heck out of me.
1699
01:29:54,833 --> 01:29:56,661
Sherry!
How are you doing?
1700
01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:59,141
Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?
1701
01:29:59,272 --> 01:30:00,534
It has.
1702
01:30:00,665 --> 01:30:02,754
I'm used to seeing that big turkey.
1703
01:30:03,972 --> 01:30:05,713
Oh! Your hair.
1704
01:30:05,844 --> 01:30:07,498
I know.
1705
01:30:07,628 --> 01:30:09,369
It was time for a change.
1706
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:10,936
Oh, it's so full.
1707
01:30:11,066 --> 01:30:12,633
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.
1708
01:30:12,764 --> 01:30:14,505
- I love it.
- Aw!
1709
01:30:14,635 --> 01:30:16,071
Thank you.
1710
01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:18,900
What's going on?
1711
01:30:19,988 --> 01:30:22,556
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?
1712
01:30:23,122 --> 01:30:24,428
What sleepover?
1713
01:30:28,301 --> 01:30:29,433
- Really?
- I don't know.
1714
01:30:31,957 --> 01:30:33,393
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
1715
01:30:35,439 --> 01:30:37,005
[ENGINE REVS]
1716
01:30:47,146 --> 01:30:48,147
[SNEEZES]
1717
01:30:56,895 --> 01:30:58,462
[HORN BLARING]
1718
01:31:00,986 --> 01:31:03,205
[LAUGHS]
Happy early birthday, asshole.
1719
01:31:04,555 --> 01:31:06,382
Got you a little something-something.
1720
01:31:08,167 --> 01:31:09,429
You want to lunch it at Babe's?
1721
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:10,909
How about a rain check?
1722
01:31:11,518 --> 01:31:13,172
[SNEEZES][DOOR OPENS]
1723
01:31:13,302 --> 01:31:14,956
I still gotta do the whole backyard.
1724
01:31:24,226 --> 01:31:25,401
How's the weather over there?
1725
01:31:26,577 --> 01:31:28,753
Cloudy with a chance of diaper shit.
1726
01:31:29,841 --> 01:31:33,497
Well, hang in there, Eagle Scout.
1727
01:31:35,237 --> 01:31:36,543
I'll swing by later.
1728
01:31:37,283 --> 01:31:38,545
See if you want to get stupid.
1729
01:31:38,676 --> 01:31:40,416
Word.
Thanks, homey.
1730
01:31:40,895 --> 01:31:42,331
[ENGINE REVS]
1731
01:31:44,595 --> 01:31:45,857
[TIRES SQUEALING]
1732
01:31:52,385 --> 01:31:53,908
[SHOWER RUNNING]
1733
01:31:55,954 --> 01:31:57,303
[A.J. SNEEZES]
1734
01:31:57,433 --> 01:31:58,739
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1735
01:32:01,307 --> 01:32:02,874
[DOORBELL RINGING]
1736
01:32:11,883 --> 01:32:13,101
Peace offering, shit pig.
1737
01:32:14,059 --> 01:32:15,582
For your box stall.
1738
01:32:16,235 --> 01:32:17,628
- Wow.
- I know.
1739
01:32:18,106 --> 01:32:19,934
It's probably the only portrait of myself
1740
01:32:20,065 --> 01:32:21,196
I can actually stomach.
1741
01:32:23,634 --> 01:32:24,939
[DOOR CLOSES]
1742
01:32:25,070 --> 01:32:26,201
So...
1743
01:32:26,332 --> 01:32:27,855
Is anyone up in this bitch?
1744
01:32:27,986 --> 01:32:29,378
Uh, no.
1745
01:32:30,989 --> 01:32:32,512
Sooey!
1746
01:32:35,471 --> 01:32:36,995
You ever make out to Combat Shock?
1747
01:32:38,170 --> 01:32:39,606
[MAN, ON TV]Right at that moment,
1748
01:32:39,737 --> 01:32:41,129
I knew what had to be done.
1749
01:32:41,913 --> 01:32:43,741
It was all coming back to me.
1750
01:32:44,698 --> 01:32:46,961
A revelation that hit me like a bullet.
1751
01:32:47,092 --> 01:32:48,441
[RATTLING]
1752
01:32:48,572 --> 01:32:51,662
Bullets.
This chick was armed.
1753
01:32:51,792 --> 01:32:55,230
I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.
1754
01:32:55,361 --> 01:32:56,884
Where's the gun?
1755
01:33:05,850 --> 01:33:07,765
[GASPS SOFTLY]
1756
01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:11,943
I gotta tell you something.
1757
01:33:12,073 --> 01:33:14,989
So, no grass carping, okay?
1758
01:33:17,339 --> 01:33:18,993
Yeah.
What?
1759
01:33:21,517 --> 01:33:22,867
My dad got his orders.
1760
01:33:24,564 --> 01:33:26,174
We're shipping out to Ramstein.
1761
01:33:29,874 --> 01:33:30,962
Ramstein?
1762
01:33:32,528 --> 01:33:33,573
Germany.
1763
01:33:33,704 --> 01:33:35,706
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1764
01:33:37,272 --> 01:33:38,273
When?
1765
01:33:39,361 --> 01:33:40,493
Next week.
1766
01:33:45,193 --> 01:33:46,542
Next week?
I...
1767
01:33:47,848 --> 01:33:49,241
You're grass carping.
1768
01:33:57,118 --> 01:33:58,685
[WHISPERS]
I got a question.
1769
01:33:59,860 --> 01:34:00,905
Yeah?
1770
01:34:04,169 --> 01:34:05,823
Do you have a condom?
1771
01:34:23,188 --> 01:34:25,146
[FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1772
01:34:26,147 --> 01:34:28,019
Oh, shit, that's the Judge.
1773
01:34:28,149 --> 01:34:29,455
[PANTING]
Awkward.
1774
01:34:29,585 --> 01:34:31,326
Maybe he's just grabbing something.
1775
01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:32,850
[FOOTSTEPS]
Shh.
1776
01:34:34,199 --> 01:34:36,114
JUDGE: A.J.?
Hey, Dad, don't come in here!
1777
01:34:43,730 --> 01:34:45,297
Oh. Um...
1778
01:34:47,168 --> 01:34:48,474
We need to talk.
1779
01:34:49,780 --> 01:34:50,911
Downstairs.
1780
01:35:03,968 --> 01:35:05,143
- See you, okay?
- Yeah.
1781
01:35:05,273 --> 01:35:07,667
Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.
1782
01:35:11,889 --> 01:35:14,326
What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?
1783
01:35:17,633 --> 01:35:18,809
Um...
1784
01:35:20,158 --> 01:35:21,420
I just got a call...
1785
01:35:23,030 --> 01:35:25,772
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.
1786
01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,559
There was an accident out on 75.
1787
01:35:34,259 --> 01:35:35,739
Shane got killed.
1788
01:35:38,437 --> 01:35:39,743
[GASPS SOFTLY]
1789
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:49,753
What?
1790
01:35:54,235 --> 01:35:55,410
I just saw him.
1791
01:35:57,021 --> 01:35:58,109
[SOBS SOFTLY]
1792
01:35:59,980 --> 01:36:01,329
I'm sorry, son.
1793
01:36:01,939 --> 01:36:03,201
[CRIES]
1794
01:36:08,423 --> 01:36:10,599
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1795
01:36:17,128 --> 01:36:19,783
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1796
01:36:48,289 --> 01:36:49,290
Get in.
1797
01:37:05,567 --> 01:37:06,830
[VEHICLE DOOR SLAMS]
1798
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,788
[INSECTS CHIRRING]
1799
01:37:50,961 --> 01:37:52,353
What the fuck?
1800
01:37:52,919 --> 01:37:54,442
What the fuck?
1801
01:37:54,573 --> 01:37:57,750
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1802
01:37:58,272 --> 01:37:59,491
[SOBBING]
1803
01:38:13,984 --> 01:38:15,768
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1804
01:39:41,288 --> 01:39:42,637
[LAUGHS]
1805
01:40:18,325 --> 01:40:19,500
Hey.
1806
01:40:20,414 --> 01:40:21,415
Hey.
1807
01:40:24,418 --> 01:40:26,116
Thought you said that we were dry.
1808
01:40:26,246 --> 01:40:27,987
No, man, this is it.
1809
01:40:29,032 --> 01:40:31,295
Last two.
I found a...
1810
01:40:31,425 --> 01:40:34,341
a sixer stashed with the Christmas shit.
1811
01:40:35,212 --> 01:40:36,952
Mm. Nativity set?
1812
01:40:37,083 --> 01:40:38,084
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
1813
01:40:42,262 --> 01:40:44,134
I did pound the other four, though.
1814
01:40:47,093 --> 01:40:48,138
That's fair.
1815
01:40:52,968 --> 01:40:54,405
[CLEARS THROAT]
1816
01:40:58,670 --> 01:40:59,671
Moose?
1817
01:41:02,587 --> 01:41:03,675
Are we cool?
1818
01:41:06,504 --> 01:41:07,940
Yeah, man.
1819
01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:10,812
We're cool.
1820
01:41:13,946 --> 01:41:15,121
Cool.
1821
01:41:15,252 --> 01:41:17,689
[BANGING ON SHUTTERS]
Fuck off, animals!
1822
01:41:17,819 --> 01:41:19,386
We're having a moment!
1823
01:41:20,605 --> 01:41:22,650
[LAUGHS]
Fuck.
1824
01:41:24,609 --> 01:41:27,742
Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.
1825
01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,614
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.
1826
01:41:30,180 --> 01:41:32,269
Yeah, okay.
[A.J. LAUGHS]
1827
01:41:34,053 --> 01:41:35,315
Hmm.
1828
01:41:36,969 --> 01:41:38,101
All right, are you ready?
1829
01:41:38,753 --> 01:41:39,972
Yeah.
1830
01:41:40,103 --> 01:41:41,582
Yeah, let's make some dough.
1831
01:41:44,759 --> 01:41:45,978
Wait.
1832
01:41:52,332 --> 01:41:53,855
There's no glass on deck.
1833
01:41:53,986 --> 01:41:55,335
[SIGHS]
1834
01:41:58,077 --> 01:42:00,079
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1835
01:42:00,949 --> 01:42:03,038
So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.
1836
01:42:03,169 --> 01:42:04,910
Yeah?
What kind of ideas?
1837
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:07,193
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.
1838
01:42:07,217 --> 01:42:08,479
[LAUGHS]
1839
01:42:08,609 --> 01:42:10,307
- Does it involve Real Beer?
- Ooh!
1840
01:42:11,743 --> 01:42:13,048
Hundred percent.
1841
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:16,269
[EXCITED SHOUTING]
1842
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:18,053
Two fucking lines, goobs!
1843
01:42:18,184 --> 01:42:21,056
Give me two fucking lines!
1844
01:42:21,187 --> 01:42:23,494
- Right now!
- My turn! My turn!
1845
01:42:32,546 --> 01:42:34,548
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1846
01:42:55,395 --> 01:42:56,744
- Hey.
- BROOKE: Hey.
1847
01:42:56,875 --> 01:42:58,790
Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?
1848
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:01,532
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.
1849
01:43:01,662 --> 01:43:02,707
What happened to Tuesday?
1850
01:43:03,621 --> 01:43:05,884
When the AF says jump, he jumps.
1851
01:43:07,929 --> 01:43:09,583
MAN: In two minutes,
we're taillights.
1852
01:43:09,714 --> 01:43:10,976
Just gotta hit the head.
1853
01:43:11,106 --> 01:43:12,107
Roger, Wilco.
1854
01:43:12,238 --> 01:43:13,848
Two minutes?
1855
01:43:14,719 --> 01:43:16,199
[SIGHS]
Here.
1856
01:43:17,722 --> 01:43:19,114
Take it.
1857
01:43:19,245 --> 01:43:20,507
What is it?
1858
01:43:21,204 --> 01:43:22,553
Open it, dum-dum.
1859
01:43:32,606 --> 01:43:33,912
A hanky?
1860
01:43:35,827 --> 01:43:37,785
So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.
1861
01:43:41,180 --> 01:43:42,573
One more thing.
1862
01:43:49,493 --> 01:43:51,756
I, um... I printed it last night.
1863
01:44:07,250 --> 01:44:08,729
We don't say "goodbye."
1864
01:44:09,339 --> 01:44:10,427
Just...
1865
01:44:11,297 --> 01:44:12,429
"see you later."
1866
01:44:27,922 --> 01:44:29,402
[FRONT DOOR OPENS]
1867
01:44:30,229 --> 01:44:31,317
Let's move out.
1868
01:44:36,801 --> 01:44:38,237
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
1869
01:44:39,673 --> 01:44:40,979
Another keeper.
1870
01:44:43,895 --> 01:44:45,070
See ya, A.J.
1871
01:44:49,422 --> 01:44:50,554
See ya.
1872
01:44:55,863 --> 01:44:57,387
[VEHICLE DOORS CLOSE]
1873
01:44:57,517 --> 01:44:58,997
[SIGHS]
1874
01:44:59,127 --> 01:45:00,912
[ENGINE STARTS]
1875
01:45:12,271 --> 01:45:14,317
[INSECTS CHIRRING]
1876
01:45:23,108 --> 01:45:24,327
[CAN HISSES OPEN]
1877
01:46:17,118 --> 01:46:18,381
[CAN HISSES OPEN]
1878
01:46:54,112 --> 01:46:56,636
["SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO" BY THE LIMPS PLAYING]
1879
01:46:56,767 --> 01:46:58,421
[EXCITED SHOUTING]
1880
01:46:59,770 --> 01:47:03,513
♪ There must be someone
I can talk to about this ♪
1881
01:47:05,166 --> 01:47:08,909
♪ I never realized how much
friendship could be missed ♪
1882
01:47:10,128 --> 01:47:11,869
♪ But it's all good now ♪
1883
01:47:11,999 --> 01:47:14,262
♪ 'Cause there's no one
but we two ♪
1884
01:47:14,785 --> 01:47:16,003
♪ And I'm alone ♪
1885
01:47:17,178 --> 01:47:19,354
♪ But I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1886
01:47:19,964 --> 01:47:21,922
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1887
01:47:22,575 --> 01:47:24,359
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1888
01:47:26,536 --> 01:47:27,667
♪ With you ♪
1889
01:47:30,061 --> 01:47:32,585
♪ You look so strange
without the makeup ♪
1890
01:47:32,716 --> 01:47:33,978
♪ Upon your face ♪
1891
01:47:35,283 --> 01:47:36,850
♪ It'd be so different ♪
1892
01:47:36,981 --> 01:47:39,200
♪ Another time
and another place ♪
1893
01:47:40,680 --> 01:47:42,334
♪ Don't do nothing ♪
1894
01:47:42,465 --> 01:47:44,162
♪ That would make you
look a fool ♪
1895
01:47:47,513 --> 01:47:49,820
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1896
01:47:50,342 --> 01:47:52,344
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1897
01:47:52,866 --> 01:47:54,781
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1898
01:47:56,914 --> 01:47:57,914
♪ With you ♪
1899
01:48:00,352 --> 01:48:04,443
♪ And there are some times
where I don't know where I am ♪
1900
01:48:05,879 --> 01:48:08,621
♪ And there are some things
that I'll never ♪
1901
01:48:08,752 --> 01:48:10,710
♪ Never understand ♪
1902
01:48:12,582 --> 01:48:13,800
♪ Understand ♪
1903
01:48:15,019 --> 01:48:17,108
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1904
01:48:17,674 --> 01:48:20,241
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1905
01:48:20,372 --> 01:48:22,853
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1906
01:48:22,983 --> 01:48:24,594
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1907
01:48:25,551 --> 01:48:26,639
♪ With you ♪
1908
01:48:32,645 --> 01:48:35,387
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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