Original subtitles

THE SECRET GARDEN Part One

Every one has secrets... Victoria Hyde’s secret stands erect in her garden... in the form of a stone phallus...!!

The Hyde Family at breakfast.

Fertilizer, that's what I need. fertilizer. what dear?

Fertilizer, I need ten bags of fertilizer. Will you bring it home for me?

I'm sorry dear. I have a very busy schedule today.

Kyle, would you help your mother?

I Don't do holy shit.

Besides I've got to repossess the Mercedes-Benz from a very good friend of ours member.

Kyle, back off of your father. He knows exactly what he's doing

Yeah, right

Eddie is a very good friend

However, he seriously misjudged the real estate market and he over spent

He made his bed and there he must lie

About my flower beds.

Daddy's feeling smug.

Because he pulled out of that bank merger just in time last year.

Well, They put a roof over your head didn't it just bring in the car son

Yes, daddy

You keep bringing in the bad loans and I'll make sure the bank gets paid twice for the same assets

Kyle's business is doing really good.

Mrs. Hyde，I'll pick up the fertilizer for you right after I finish my charity work this morning. Is that okay?

Thank you, Mimi. At least my daughter-in-law loves me

Well, then it is settled, isn't it?

I have to get off to work

Don't be late for dinner. I have a surprise for you.

Kyle you're so bad. Maybe you should let Kyle be bad dear.

You might get pregnant.

Tell you what we'll do mama.

We'll leave the bedroom door open tonight.

We're in there screwing each other's brains out, so that you can come in and you can give us advice on how to become pregnant.

Just like you and daddy. don't be crude Kyle.

crude

You know the only way that I can get it hard as if it's nasty

Wonder where I learned that

Don't be late for dinner shows weakness of character

If you knew how silly that hat looked you wouldn't be wearing that either

Mama you're a control freak and if you don't relax a little bit, we're gonna plant you with your bugonia.

I decide what gets planted around here and don't you forget it?

Charles Hyde’s secrect can be found in another garden... far away from his wife...

Okay, I need noise

Yeah, oh yes, oh

Oh God

Yes, oh. make your come TT.

One more minute and then switch to doggies.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Shoot.

Please come.

Oh my god.

Please come.

Get out of here. Great.

An unexpected surprise... “PANSY”

Get the hell out, dirty old man!

Now you can come in.

I'm decent.

I know how it is if you have to pee.

Pee.

When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?

Thank you.

My name's Pansy.

You can call me Pan, though.

My mother had this flower thing.

What's your name?

Charles Smith.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, now, Charlie, you can think of a much better name

than that, can't you?

Come on, Charlie.

When's the last time you shared a bathroom with a woman?

Other than your wife?

None.

Just what I thought.

And now, since we've shared this very intimate moment together, I think it's about time that you tell me your real name.

It's Charles Hyde.

Now, isn't that much better, Charlie?

You know, Charlie, you should never, ever, ever tell a lie

because it can get you into big, big trouble.

Oh, I have an idea.

Next time you and the little wife wanna have some fun, you just call me up for a three-way.

No, no.

Mrs. Hyde, she wouldn't like that.

She wouldn't wanna do that.

Oh, but you would, wouldn't you, Charlie?

Because you're a very, very dirty old man.

Charlie, do you get a kick out of watching people fuck?

Of course not, I'm only an investor in this film.

You're lying again, Charlie.

No, no, no, no, really, I'm an investor in the film.

I'm sure you are.

I got you.

That's good, yeah, that's good.

Oh fuck me Charlie!

Mr. Hyde

You know

I knew all along

That you lied about your name

How?

I saw you at the bank

I was trying to cash a check there

And I said to myself

Self

One day you're going to meet that dirty old man

And when you do you're going to drive him crazy

You certainly did that

Damn what is that?

That's my lover, Jimmy

Here your lover?

Owns the house

Oh shit

Charlie

You're dead meat

Jimmy

Meet my new friend Charlie

Charlie

Meet my lover Jimmy

A whore

Always gets paid

For her talent

Bitch

Jimmy's usually very nice

Except when she's mad

Hell hath no fury like a dyke scorned

I guess I better go beg forgiveness

I hope I see you again

It was fun

Kyle Hyde’s secret is in one of those booths... at his favorite sex shop !!!

TT, come on and let's walk

I'm like so anxious

You know

Come on let's fuck

Right here, come on

I'm waiting

Yeah, I hope I'll be right there

Oh TT

Let's fuck

I don't want to fuck you

You did good, that was some

Yeah

Come on, do what you like

Faster

I want it in real deep.

Oh yeah

Yeah

Suck it

Suck it, come on

Suck it

Fuck me really hard

I just want deep, TT.

Oh yeah

Yeah, TT

Fuck me hard

Real hard TT, real deep

Oh my god

Oh TT

Oh it's so fucking good

Fuck my TT boy

TT, only you can fuck me, And the ass is good

Yeah, my ass

Bye bye!

Oh god, I love that fly's cock.

TT's cock is hot!

“DAISY” in need of assistance...

Shit

Need some help? Sure do. My girlfriend's car just broke on me.

Well

I usually leave auto mechanic repair to auto mechanics, but I could call somebody

Try to take an hour or so though

Well, this isn't a very nice neighborhood for a lady to get stranded in isn't? Yeah, Well

Well you could be my guest

I guess I don't have any other choice

Well now how often can you have your automobile repaired and entertained by a friendly gentleman?

all in one afternoon

Not often enough.

Hmm... after you

So...

What a dump! isn't this great?

Just like in snatch on fire

What's “snatch on fire”?

You haven't seen “snatch on fire”. No, I mean with TT boy. Who's TT boy?

Never mind.

Excuse me. Let me go use the bathroom. We don't have time for that. We got to get this show on the road

What show? wait a minute. Look we do have time for me to go to bathroom. No, No, we really really don't okay

Now this is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna eat your pussy. Okay, you're gonna open your legs just

Mind if I get some of this out of the way should I take my dress off?

Just hike it up just a little bit. Okay. That's good right! right there good.

Okay, can I wear your cowboy hat sure that you could do? Oh, oh, wait a minute. Yeah, go ahead. It's okay

Yeah, okay

Cool boy. Who was that boy? TT boy. TT boy. Did he have a cowboy? Yeah, he always wears a hat

Okay, bring this leg up just like that. It's perfect. Okay. Okay ready? Ready, okay

Should I say anything? Just moan, okay, okay, but wait till I start. okay, okay

Oh, yeah, oh yes, oh my god

Yeah, oh yes

My god

Oh, my God!

You're gonna need something else, baby.

What are we doing?

Oh, you gotta give me a blowjob now.

Okay?

Give me a blowjob.

All right.

Take these off?

This is gonna ruin my lips.

Suck it.

Oh, baby.

First position, Doggie.

Second position, Spoon

Third position, missionary with a pop shot

Now the pop shot

On the face

Oh, hi. I'm glad you're still there.

I caught you just in time.

Of course, I missed you too.

I'm sorry. I...

I had car problems.

Yes, I promise.

I will be there. I'm going to be there.

I'm just a little late right now.

Um,

you just hold your horses

because when I get there, I'm going to attack you.

Oh, I promise.

Bye.

Later, that afternoon... at the Hyde mansion...

Victoria searches for just the the right pair of gloves... to use in her garden.

The Hyde family at dinner...

Charles, how was your day?

No, nothing is special. it's your usual round of boring meetings

How was your day? Oh, it was great. I worked in the garden all day and...

God, There's so much to do to get ready for spring planning

Thanks, Mimi for picking up that fertilizer. I don't think I could have done it without you. Oh, you're more than welcome. This is height

I'd like to thank my father for leaving a nice little note on my car today.

Oh, Did you two run into each other?

Not really...

I was on the way to a meeting and Happened to see Kyle's car park.

So I just left him a little note

How considerate of you, you know Kyle there aren't many fathers that would do that

I'll get it. I'm expecting a call.

secret admirer

Don't be silly.

I'm disappointed in you Kyle

Really? Don't play innocent with me.

A member of this family cannot be seen in such a disgusting part of town

Where were you?

He was in one of those sex shops, again. Kyle.

That is so middle-class

Oh

Will you two please knock it off?

I'm the black sheep of this family and there's nothing you're ever gonna be able to do about it

Mr. Goody two shoes in this family is my little brother Jason. He's the all-american wasps. Oh get off my back

Your husband took me to a hotel today

He kissed me ran his hands all over my dress pushed me down the bed

Licked me from head to toe

Your husband can be so nasty.

When the right woman turned them on

Stop it. Stop saying those filthy things. I'm gonna put you to the police

Bad news? No, No. Secret admirer break a date.

What a crass thing to say Kyle

Why our little daughter-in-law is just about perfect

Well, I'm sorry Mimi

Your most imperfect husband was just teasing you. Did someone say something to upset you dear?

It was an unseen phone call

What a filthy world

I'll handle the bastard

But it wasn't a bastard. What do you mean? It was a woman

Well, let Kyle take care of the matter. He understands such sick minds.

Yes, I do understand sick minds

This is one problem. I can't fix. why not?

Well, because that bastard on the phone was the golden boy Jason says he's coming home got a surprise for you

Well, it's wonderful Jason's coming home

Well since we got a couple of hours before the golden boy does arrive

I think Mimi can go upstairs for rousing round of sex

Kyle, Stop it you're embarrassing me. No, his language is crude, but it might make you feel better after that phone

Feel free to stop up and give us lessons on getting pregnant. Kyle.

I wish you wouldn't talk about our sex life with your parents. I wish you wouldn't be so sensitive

Only do it to drive them crazy

Kyle, Do I...do I make you happy

Yeah, of course. most of the time. I knew it, I know I couldn't please you.

Oh, come on. It's not that it's not that

It's just the sex has been a little routine lately

Why don't we try something different

Okay, I'm game you got any suggestions

Well, why don't we pretend that I am a whore and you just pick me up on the streets

Okay, but get ready to be a bad girl

Great absolutely great

Would you want

Show me your tits

money, honey

You want to be paid

Just so happens I was prepared for that

This is a fun game

Show me the other one. Money, honey

An extra one

See your ass

Show me your pussy

I mean lick it.

A lot extra. It's all that got.

Mmm, yeah do it

I'm paying you suck my cock

Oh, baby.

Ooh. Ooh, yeah.

You ready to get fucked, you little whore?

Oh, yeah.

Like a doggy?

Oh, yes.

Let's do it.

Ooh, shit.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, come on.

Talk like a whore.

Talk like a whore.

Want your big cock, the most tight little pussy. Oh, give it to me, big. I'm a whore chose me like one.

Oh, come on.

Oh, baby, come.

I sure as hell didn't get pregnant this time.

Kyle, Mimi, it's almost time for Jason.

Come on, children, come downstairs.

I hope she heard us.

Jason Hyde’s surprise!!!

Shhh. Do you hear something?

Mom! Dad!

Kyle, Mimi, God, you guys all look great.

And you look so happy.

Thanks. I feel happy.

Did you throw her out of school?

No, but I did do something a little bit wild and crazy.

You're kidding. My perfect brother did something spontaneous.

Congratulations

Everyone

I'm engaged.

That's wonderful. When do we get to meet her?

Right now.

I want you to meet the woman I love,

the woman I'm going to marry,

and the woman I hope each and every one of you love as much as I do.

Mom, Dad, Kyle, Mimi, meet Lily.

Come on in, honey.

Hi!

I can't tell you how much this means to me.

I feel as if I know you all already.

I just know we're going to be one big happy family.

THE SECRET GARDEN Part II

THE BRIDE TO BE...

I wanted your family to like me.

Maybe even love me.

What do you think, Mr. Hyde?

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Your father looked happy really strangely.

God, Dad.

God, he's what you would call a stuffed shirt.

I mean, the man never gets out that much.

Oh!

Fuck me.

Oh, God.

Now, what about your mother?

Mom?

Well, Mom is how mothers normally are.

Overly protective.

I'm afraid you're going to have to cleanse my body and soul.

Lick my asshole.

Fuck.

Lick me like a dog.

That's it.

Lickness, Vicky.

Your brother, Kyle, though.

He gives me the willies.

He looked at me as if he'd seen a ghost.

Oh, yes!

Oh, my God.

Now, one thing you've got to learn about my family

is that they're not very affectionate.

Beg me?

Beg me?

Please?

Beg me?

Please, can I have it?

Yes.

Lick it?

Yes.

Want my tongue in here?

Lick it.

Want my tongue in here?

I want this hot dick.

I want you to fuck me.

You want me to fuck you?

Yeah, I want you to fuck me, Kyle.

Yeah, I'll fuck you, you little brother.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh!

Oh, fucking nasty bitch.

You are a nasty bitch.

I'm here, Mama.

I can see the greenhouse.

Oh, and I can see you too, Mama.

You're out there.

REVENGE

White, beautiful, soft skin.

That's it.

Put that tongue right in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Let me have it.

Oh, oh, God, Mimi.

Mimi!

Go to your room!

Revenge.

That's what my mother taught me.

Revenge on every evil hide on the face of this earth.

Revenge?

So that's what all this is about?

The sins of the father.

You know, it seems you have managed to seduce almost everyone in this family.

Except one.

Me.

Come here, my child.

We hide women always take care of our family.