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Power of social media.

Even your highschool ex girlfriends

are just one

message away.

Few strokes

and i had mr

i'm married

or whatever

wanting more.

Even

if he wasn't willing to admit it

i could just imagine the poor guy trying to hide his hard on.

Hide his lies.

Hide his desire for me.

That party.

It was new years

and what better way to bring in the new year than with a bang.

So when his wife reached out to me

about a smell you'll get together with her and my ex

i couldn't resist the invitation hey make sure all my five my friend is coming from

work to help us set out for the party tonight

gotta remember take the trash up.

Quit playing your game and pay attention to me

my friend from work is coming over tonight to help us set out for the party

just make sure your home and wearing pants.

No pants party.

Fact that he was my high school sweetheart

wasn't something she needed to know.

Fuck

what the fuck.

What you do.

Herridge

no i haven't sent the email out yet.

What are you doing.

Don't believe call me at home.

Oh how she love it.

Are you alone.

Just i'm alone.

Why.

Great art.

Mercury anymore.

Gushers.

Listen.

That was the past

i'm not living in the past anymore okay.

Don't you want this.

You're so hot but you're fucking

out of your mind.

Call me crazy.

These

crazy.

Killing me right now.

One.

I gotta go ok.

I will toddler.

By.

I wasn't going to let

anything get in the way of Damon and i

a second time.

You actually wear pants

then i found one of these.

I'm so sorry.

Hi i'm Evelyn.

Hi my

name

is Evelyn

can you guys put the snacks way i'm going to go change.

Year.

You know exactly why i'm here.

You shouldn't be here.

We should talk about your long time ago.

On a tour before it's too late.

Tell her what

do you watch me masturbate to you on the phone.

You choose to watch that.

What are you doing.

Whatever.

Can do.

Watch.

I

am cancelled so i guess it's just off.

That's

sucks it's terrible.

Though

i think

Emily went back that way

summer

i believe.

I.

Yeah.

She went in the bathroom in the garage.

Somewhere back there.

Okay.

Hmm.

Get up come on she's looking for

get up.

Yeah.

Oh

well random pm cancelled so it's really just

three

hmm sounds like a

threesome

yeah.

So.

How long have you guys.

Together.

Two years

we

met at a party and college at a new year's

Eve party actually and we kissed at midnight

and the rest is history.

Does it.

Ever get.

Old.

Kissing the same person every year.

Not really.

I even cast.

It out.

Me.

Daemon.

Can

kiss your wife at midnight.

Sure.

But we work together

to

make it weird.

Is it.

Since she has pretty lives.

Shoot.

Maybe we should practice.

David.

Screen.

Wife has such a perfect little body.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Oh.

I.

Oh.

Yeah.

Soga.

Yeah.

Oh

fuck yeah.

I

am.

Psyche i like but.

Hmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes yes yes.

It's amazing.

Yeah

i got it things are so bad.

At.

Heck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's such a perfect puss.

Charity news.

Hmm.

Perfect tits.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Exclusive.

I.

I.

He

just said that

so bad.

Yes.

Yeah.

I.

Yeah.

I was

just.

Yeah.

Yeah

that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Goose bumps.

Are you coming David.

Personal.

Sure.

Us so good.

I.

And.

Yeah.

It tastes so good.

Hmm.

I.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just put them.

Second show.

Whole.

Are you hoping.

On

what.

I.

Choke on it.

And.

What.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh awesome.

Hmm.

Yeah.

In

one.

Oh.

Oh

god yes.

I.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So fucking that.

Mirror.

Yeah.

In

fact.

Ugh.

Yeah ugh.

Oh yeah.

Iran.

Yeah.

I feel

good.

Fuck.

Yeah.

It's

yeah.

In.

Can use.

Oh my

god it looks so like oh man.

Since.

Hmm.

Good.

You're push.

Fucking

baby.

I am.

TV.

Oh.

Why.

It made me compromise.

Movie ends.

I forget.

I.

Get to.

Whoa.

About what.

It's.

Fan.

Ty.

Teeth so good.

Yeah.

Theme.

I said you're talking a baby.

Opera.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Alrighty i

help.

I.

Yup.

Yeah.

Hot.

People in the face.

Really.

Guy ideas

are so fucking dating.

Yeah i read that

hi.

Yeah.

Yeah baby.

Hi.

Yeah

baby.

It's.

India.

I.

Yeah.

I read the archive

so fucking good.

Moon.

Anxiety i.

It's

good writing man

tie.

That.

Nah.

I.

So.

Yeah.

It's.

Oh.

Yeah

very.

That time.

As for.

My colleague that.

It yes yes yes.

I.

Yeah i.

This man.

Are.

Hmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

I.

I

and

yup.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bye.

Yeah if.

Yeah

i buy.

Yeah.

It.

Are

man.

I.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Is that so.

Yeah.

I.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I

may have.

In.

That.

Oh

yeah.

Is.

A right.

Ride yeah.

Oh yeah he's back me.

Oh

i.

Like.

Oh god.

It

yeah.

Huh.

It.

Made me maybe.

Oh.

God.

Is that what.

Cookie.

Equipped with it

yeah that's good.

If.

A

guy.

Yeah.

Hey

guy.

Tough.

It.

A

i.

Oh

god yes baby.

Can you tease me like that.

It's.

Nice to.

See.

Machine money.

Watching.

That.

Thank you.

About what.

Baby.

Thanks

guy.

Maybe.

Fun.

I

love.

Is so bad.

Only

guy maybe fuck yeah.

Black.

It.

Is

yeah yeah.

Yeah.

In

god.

I.

Yeah

yes.

Hey

bye

yeah.

Oh my

god yeah.

A

i.

Yeah.

It

what.

A

joke.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I

like all that does he do so.

See for me.

Really.

Oh.

Baby.

Oh

yeah.

Oh.

My

god.

India.

I and.

It's

great

oh god yeah.

Maybe.

Not sure of.

Erie.

Yeah.

It's.

Very.

One.

Yeah.

It.

Whole.

Moma to

me.

Yeah.

Think.

In the Navy

yeah.

So so much fun.

This is a new tradition.

Yeah happy new years

happy new year.