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LEDU DE KERDANET LACEMAKING

LIFE IS A DANCE

Good morning.

All done, Monique?

Tell Mr. Ledu the dress is ready.

- Good morning, Miss Foster.
- Good morning, Kader.

- Good morning, Jérôme.
- Hello, Monsieur.

Vincent, we're late.

Luxury is time, Perle.

How beautiful.

Fantastique!

It's beautiful!

Could you please tell Miss Lee

it's a great honor for me to reinvent
the wedding dress worn by my mother,

Jeanne, the very essence
of female elegance.

She would have loved all your suggestions.

I said I wanted more lace.

And real gemstones here.
This is all wrong!

Miss Lee had asked for
more lace and real gemstones.

It's a dress, not chain mail.

Don't translate that.
Please reassure Miss Lee

Maison LEDU will do its utmost
to satisfy your requirements.

You look fantastic.

You know, I've never made
so many prototypes before.

Now, I'll leave you with my assistant
to formalize an agreement.

Have a wonderful day.

Don't worry. We'll get back to you soon.

Did you hear how she spoke to me?
Who does she think she is?

We made it to order for her.
We can't sell it to anyone else.

Nor her custom bridesmaid dresses,
purses, shoes

and the whole Lee family's wardrobe!

"Life is a dance."

If she wants to be a poet,
she'll get married in her panties.

No problem.

Your "assistant" will just find you
another seven million dollar deal.

It doesn't suit you
to talk like an accountant.

The extravagant centennial show
you want costs money.

We have to pay embroiderers,
feather makers, tanners,

your staff, driver, housekeeper,
Swiss spas, and all the rest.

If Sun-Hi says life is a dance,
you'll dance to life.

Don't tell me we're competing with him.

Vincent Ledu has descended
from Mount Olympus to play salesman?

And I'm going right back up.

Come.

I'll catch up with you.

- Hi, Perle.
- Victor.

You could have warned me.

You didn't tell me either.

Then again, Rovel's been
poaching your clients for 20 years.

We like this game, don't we?

I do, in any case.

But don't worry. It's nothing personal.

Of course it is.

Congratulate my brother tonight.

Oddly, I'm not on the guest list.

LEDU is France's coat of arms.

Our nation's ceremonial dress.

LEDU is a Maison.
One hundred years of history.

A lineage of seafarers
from Brittany lost at sea

and their wives, who wove the black lace
of their inescapable widowhood.

Your dearly missed parents,
Jeanne and Aldric,

opened the doors of Parisian luxury
to LEDU lace.

From a local workshop
to a jewel of international fashion,

Maison LEDU is, above all, a family.

United today as it was then.

Who briefed her?

A timeless signature
in the world of luxury.

What an epic journey.

This galleon has traveled
across many oceans.

And you, Vincent Ledu,
are its proud captain.

On behalf of the French Republic,

we hereby appoint you
Commander of Arts and Letters.

The original is gold

with an azure cross, a silver ship
and sixteen ermine-flecked eagles.

But all that wouldn't fit on the ring.

Your family is so inspiring.

So, what's your uncle like?

Um, very demanding.

He trusts very few people.

I'm in his close creative circle.

- See you later.
- See you later.

Agnès!

Vincent!

Well done, Commander.

Soon to be General.

What's going on?

- Later.
- Now.

I just spoke to Sun-Hi's staff.

Now what? She wants "Peace & Love"
in rubies across her bust?

What?

Vincent.

Vincent.

Fifteen prototypes
thrown in the trash! What a waste of time!

Vincent.

Please calm down.
Don't make a scene, please.

I'll make a scene
if I want to make a scene!

I've had it with that mafia
of dog-eating peasants.

They'd buy shit in a can.

As long as it has a big, fat Rovel logo,
they're happy.

I'll make a scene
if I want to make a scene!

I've had it with that mafia
of dog-eating peasants.

They'd buy shit in a can.

As long as it has a big, fat Rovel logo...

Hey!

- What's that?
- Nothing.

Do you know who I am?

Oh. Yes.

- You shared it?
- No. I swear I didn't.

Who do you work for?

No one. I'm waitressing.
It was funny, so I filmed it.

DELETE

CANCEL

NEW MESSAGE

What's your name?

Stella.

- Stella?
- Yes.

- Stella what?
- Cioni.

DELETE

Let me be very clear, Stella.

If I ever hear of this video again,

even in a local coffee shop
or in a Disney magazine,

you'll be fired and you'll never find
another job in Paris. Got it?

I should smash this phone. Get lost.

...make a scene!

I've had it with that mafia
of dog-eating peasants...

Did the bride get dumped?

No, LEDU did. Order canceled.

Scrap it, as usual.

Yes?

Hello. My name is Paloma Castel...

- Can I help you?
- Yes.

Can I just take a peek at the courtyard?

That's not allowed.

Actually,

my father, Gino Castel, worked here.

Hmm.

See? He... He even lived here.

Sure. So did Mozart.

Miss, if you want to come inside,

apply for an internship
like everyone else.

Okay?

Time to go now.

Okay.

Did you say he was your father?

Don't worry. It doesn't matter.

In any case,
they're doing a real good cleanup job.

Ye-Ji, how about
an old-school tailing mission?

Taxi,

follow that car.

They're over here.

Those are all bags of new luxury clothes.

Imagine that times the number of brands
in Paris alone.

"Thank you very much, gentlemen.

Of course we'll destroy your unsold goods.

Just to make sure
no one else can use them."

"Illegal you say? No worries."

There's also some Rovel!

- What are you doing?
- Oh, shit! Hurry! Hurry!

Security!

You're beautiful.

I bet Vincent has a portrait of you,
aging in your place.

And a voodoo doll of you
that he furiously sticks pins into.

You must be in serious pain
after that number you pulled on us, huh?

Maybe I'm a masochist.

I'm not sure who's more twisted,
your brother or you.

Funny you insist on
wearing the Ledu crest.

It's still my last name, you know.

And it's still your Maison.

Despite your best efforts to sink it.

Don't hold a grudge.

I got the contract because our designers
do what Vincent can't anymore.

- Is that so?
- Adapt to the client.

You know I don't care about any of that.

The business, Rovel, LEDU,

Vincent.

Soon you'll want us
to move to the Greek islands.

No.

I'd never insult you
by taking you away from Paris.

But we could drop everything
and go live in the 20th arrondissement.

You wouldn't survive a day
in the real world, Victor.

You're not a wild animal.

Neither are you.

You've filed your claws down.

Adaptation's my game, darling.

What if I stayed over tonight?

In your dreams, Victor.

Hello, Perle.

Hello, Nelly. How is he this morning?

Monsieur asked me to tell you you're late.

Okay. Wonderful.

Thanks, Nelly.

The Fashion Guild invited Doppel to do
a show this season. We've been invited.

Doppel,

Paloma Castel's Maison.

She's very good, you know.

You know who Patrick Hernandez is?

The guy who sang "Born to be Alive"?

Interplanetary hit in 1979.

27 million records sold.

But do you know
"Disco Queen" or "Ballerina"?

No, of course not.

The poor man is doomed to perform
the same song until the day he dies.

I too have
performed the same song for years.

The Maison isn't 100 years old.

I am.

Your centennial gala will be a triumph.

Trust me.

I'm here. Huh?

Can you read me your press review?

Come on.

You asked for it.

Let's see.

"On the red carpet
of a London film premiere,

Miss Perle Foster, LEDU's eternal muse,

was seen wearing an apple green sequined
Balenciaga sheath dress,

thus taking the risk

of looking completely ridiculous
in this vulgar outfit

when she would have looked
superb in LEDU."

It says so right here.

You're such a bitch.

Darling.

Ye-Ji? Can you come? We need to know
how many looks will change.

Okay. On my way.

Guys?

I know you're exhausted, and that
changing looks at this stage is suicidal.

But we can't not do it.

LEDU, Rovel, and all the others,

dispose of their unsold stock
without a second thought.

And they have everything slashed to pieces
to make sure no one can use them.

These clothes were destined for the trash.
We'll work wonders with them.

You'll work wonders with them.

You are fairies.

You are eco-warriors.

And, thanks to you,
tonight we will make history.

- Hello, Monsieur Ledu.
- Hello.

- He's here.
- Thank you.

Ladies, Monsieur has arrived
for the number eight fitting.

Monsieur is coming.

Ryan?

Would you like your internship
to end today?

It's flat.

Move!

- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Monsieur.

- Hello, Monique.
- Monsieur.

Well, then.

The temperature should always be
18.2 degrees Celsius.

Never above, never below.

Don't talk to her. Don't look
in the rearview mirror. Be invisible.

Follow the precise itinerary we gave you.

She must only see Rovel ads along the way.

Like a guard of honor. You understand?

Yes.

Slow down in front, but not for too long.

She hates wasting time.

Any questions?

She may be a French cinema icon,
but she needs a new surgeon.

She looks shell-shocked.

The French love her.

What a lovely day.

Well, not for everyone.

Good morning, Madame Rovel.

These people just want to show off.

They don't understand anything
about what we do!

I want to sell to people

who have taste and spirit.

Not to a tribe of backward gooks

who made a fortune on chip cards!

They went straight from the rice paddies
to the Ritz. Now they rule the world.

Who's your source?

I don't know. Lucy won't tell me anything.

The less you know,
the less you're exposed.

What are you going to do with it?

Give it as a bone to gnaw
to the LuxuryTea pit bulls.

Actually, it's already done.

These days it's amazing how 17 seconds
can ruin 100 years of history.

I just love the Internet.

Isn't "killing the brother" your thing?

Diane, I still own a third of that Maison.

Exactly, Victor.
Time to choose your family.

You can't sit on the fence forever.

Play it again. It's so delightful.

I hope so.

See you.

Sophie. I need an extra front-row seat

for the German influencer
with two million followers.

Excuse me. My name is Céline.

Of course, but I can't work with a girl
who has the name of a rival Maison.

SHADES OF RACISM
FOR LEDU'S NEW COLLECTION

Mr. Ledu, I'd like you
to approve the color of the catwalk.

This isn't black. I said black.

It is black.

It's not black. It's blackbird.

- I want this. Sharkskin.
- Of course.

It's magnificent.

MAFIA OF DOG-EATING PEASANTS

Absolutely gorgeous.

And he's talking to the dress, right?

You're not bad yourself, Eva.

How are you?

- Palo?
- Uh-huh?

Check this out.

Ledu has just done a Galliano.

What's wrong? Did someone die?

Did you at least watch it?

Come on. I know what I said.
It's not the end of the world.

Marie.

You couldn't control yourself.

Hi, Mom.

How nice to see you!

I hoped my little sister would come
to my decoration ceremony, but no...

You should have skipped it too.

It's him. Your Victor!

Your favorite brother is behind this.

He and the fishmonger.

She's always wanted to own us.
It's a setup.

You're the one in the video.
Not Victor nor Diane Rovel.

Robinson and I assessed the crisis...

- The "crisis"?
- Yes, the crisis.

Remember Ardisson's TV show

with that silly debate on good taste
and the hysterical journalist?

One week and everyone forgot.

It's a new millennium. Have you noticed?

Yes, we're in the age
of the ethical inquisition!

I didn't rape anyone
and I don't have a Swiss bank account.

I just made a bad joke
in the heat of the moment. You were there.

It wasn't funny. It was racist.

I'm not racist!

You better fix this mess, Vincent.

I don't know how, but don't count on me.

I'm sick and tired
of cleaning up after you!

We all are!

One of our stores was vandalized
in Seoul and one in Beijing.

The Asian market is united.

WeChat has taken down our e-shop.

Furthermore, the video is already
a worldwide meme.

What on earth is a "meme"?

The video is a meme all over the world.

The Fashion Guild is under pressure
to cancel their show,

but it's still on for now.

Wonderful. We just sit back and watch.

I give your brother 48 hours to resign.

Then there will be a LEDU fire sale.

My family will never sell. Neither will I.

The Ledu family.
You think you're God's gift to mankind.

You always looked down on me.
Even as kids.

I know everything, even my nickname.

"The fishmonger." Screw you.

Think it over, Victor.

Your family's on its last legs.
You'll be no more than my employee.

Or at best,
the husband of a very rich woman.

- Mother!
- Some are quite happy with that.

We get the point.

Sometimes, dancing with the devil
is the only way to survive.

I know all about that.

If I sell you my shares
and betray my family,

I want the top job.

Your job.

CEO of Rovel.

Gentlemen...

Can't we just deny it?

I don't know, say it's a fake?

We'll get burned.

Remember when Stefano Gabbana
was "trolled" on his Insta?

It's already gone viral.

What about the show?

It's tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. as planned.

Crap.

- What?
- Victor stabbed us in the back.

Let me see.

Maison LEDU and Vincent Ledu
are two very different things.

I strongly condemn
my brother's scandalous outburst.

There you go.

You can't defend him this time. He did it.
This is proof.

We'll figure out who leaked it later.

For now, let's stop it from spreading.

No, we have to press charges
for invasion of privacy! That's it.

Robinson will make a statement.

Yes, I know it's a shock,

but there's more to your job than parties
and sleeping with chiefs of staff.

So, you'll defend me

and turn me into the real victim.
Your mother will send out a press release.

As for Perle,
put her on TV in a prime-time slot.

We must stand together.

Like a real family.

I see...

You have no problem living off me.

But the one time I need you...

Thanks a lot.

I can wait.

But I want a commitment.

You're certainly milking your marriage
to the fullest.

That's enough!

What? Your husband just shut you out.
Say something.

You know what people say about you?

That you don't have what it takes
to step into my shoes.

That your only asset is your last name.

So, react!

Prove me wrong. I'm listening.

No? Nothing?

Victor, I guess we have a deal.

But I'm warning you.
If you ever decide to blow the whistle,

I'll blame you for the video.

My parents taught me
to love and respect all cultures.

I greatly admire South Korea
and its ancient history,

and would like to express my sincere,
profound apologies to the Korean people.

Fatigue and stress pushed me
to say things I didn't mean.

As they say in Seoul,
"empty wagons rattle the loudest."

My words in no way reflect

my deep respect for the country known
as "the land of the morning calm."

I can't say that.

You have to repent.

Why don't I sing some K-pop too?
This is ridiculous.

I'll be like Queen Elizabeth
after Diana's death.

Hide in Balmoral and wrap myself
in decorous solitude.

Now, all of you get out.
I have work to do.

- Shoo! Out you go!
- Okay, okay.

Everybody out.

This is ridiculous.

Yes. Sure.

Are you okay?

Could you avoid polyester?

It gives me migraines.

Robinson. Robinson,

Eva Herzigová is standing us up.

She's not the only one.
Our VIPs all have last-minute conflicts.

What do we do?

Use Instagram to fill the room.

Youth loves the taste of blood.

Okay, okay.

Hello, you've reached Victor Ledu...

WAITRESS (5)

You've reached Stella Cioni's voicemail...

- Better mood?
- Yes.

Can you shut the door? I need privacy.

So, it's à la carte with you?

One day, you call
because you don't want to sleep alone.

The next day, you're absolutely obnoxious.

What's tomorrow's weather forecast?

Wait.

Wait.

The forecast says sunny skies.

We're almost ready. You?

In five.

Fashion kills!
Fashion kills! Fashion kills!

Fashion kills! Fashion kills!

Fashion kills! Fashion kills!
Fashion kills!

40 BILLION TONS OF CO2 EMITTED

100 BILLION CLOTHING ITEMS
ARE SOLD EVERY YEAR

I've had it with that mafia

of dog-eating peasants...

They'd buy shit in a can.

As long as it has a big, fat Rovel logo,
they're happy.

- Ciao, ciao. Congratulations.
- Thanks to you.

Ciao.

What the hell is he doing here?

- Hello.
- Hello.

That was really great.

Bravo.

Did you actually watch it?

Yes, why?

Even the pieces with your logo were great?

We agree with you. Things have to change.

Yet you don't change a thing because...

We're waiting for the right talent.

And we believe in you.

You want to revolutionize the industry.

Rovel is the industry.

The entire industry.

Come join us.
Show us how to do fashion differently.

Bravo. That was quite a slap in the face.

Don't you agree, Victor? In this field,
some people deserve a good slap.

I'll leave you to it.
Let's chat soon, Paloma.

I didn't think you would come.

I mean, I was hoping you would.

You were hoping Vincent would come.

Thank goodness he didn't.
He'd have seen himself on the walls.

Not to mention his repurposed clothes.

In any case, enjoy your success.
It's well deserved.

Thanks for your invitation.

Bye.

Paloma Castel said no?

I won't give her a choice.

Your mother, she forced my hand.

With that video.

For 20 years, I've been
patiently waiting for her to trust me to...

To?

Why do you...

You want to run the group now?

I thought we'd already discussed this.

A long time ago.

And

has something changed?

You tell me.

Come sit down.

What your mother said
about us this morning...

I don't want her to be right.

I've never wanted to be my mother.

You think you can handle it?

Leaving your family to drown
without lifting a finger?

They left me to drown.

Vincent...

personally oversaw my banishment.

Vincent will be easy.

What about your sister? Your nephew?

Perle?

If you sell your shares, there will be
no turning back with them either.

There never was.

Apologize.

Make a genuine apology. A sincere one.

Do it.

Maybe I can't save La Maison.

But you can.

Be my bride.

Like 25 years ago. Walk for me.

People love you. If you walk the runway,
that's all people will talk about.

I won't come out at the end.

We'll end on you.

Only you.

Save me, Perle. I'm begging you.

You're right. It's true.

Ever since you replaced Marie,

I've thought of you as my assistant,
nothing more.

But you know you mean so much more.

If I walk for you,

I'll never be anything more
than your muse, Vincent.

- Not at all.
- Of course!

It will be different.

First of all, I'll make an announcement
after the show.

I'll name you Director.

You take over. Officially.

I'm handing you the keys
to the Maison, Perle.

In return,
you want me to sacrifice myself for you.

No, not for me.

For La Maison, Perle.

Your Maison.

Ledu is racist!

STOP ASIAN HATE

LEDU IS RACIST

VINCENT, SHIT-EATING PEASANT

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!

PROUD TO BE KOREAN

Hello, babies! So here I am
at the LEDU fashion show.

I didn't even have to hustle for my seat.
I smell last-minute cancellations.

It's Robinson Ledu!

Robinson, would you like to
say something to my followers?

For the rest, watch my story.

Julie, you're not sick.
You just did a story from Balmain.

Luca!

Get rid of another row.

You're being upgraded to second row.
Good job!

I'm in polyester.
I won't catch on fire, will I?

Stay away from the projectors.

She's in Shein from head to toe.
What do I do?

Economy is upgraded to business.
We have no choice.

Excuse me.
You can move up to the front row.

- Fine. Thank you. Good luck.
- Thank you.

Everything's fine?

Thank you, Martin.
That'll be fine. Thank you.

All good?

Thank you for being here.

Show me. Come.

Monique!

Good.

One, two, three.

You are perfect.

See you in a minute.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Is Théa ready?

Eloise.

Marylou...

Fix the hair.

Can someone redo this bow?

Get ready.

Go.

It's okay, Théa. You can go now.

Are we sure about the music?

It's hell out there.

Ana Sofia.

Where's Perle?

Thirty seconds until the bride.

So, no finale.

What do we do?

Have you ever imagined
what your own funeral would look like?

This feels like it's mine.

Attending your own funeral is like
the ultimate fashion show.

You wonder,

"Who'll be there?
Who'll be in the front row?

Who'll be wearing LEDU?

Who'll come up with the funniest critique
or the meanest afterwards?

Or maybe even during."

And mostly, you wonder,

who really cares about me?

I care about you.

And, I care about fashion.

So fleeting, yet so vital.

Vital, like a heartbeat...

Like the air we breathe.

So, I wanted to apologize

if, throughout all these years,

I have cared poorly for you at times.

Racist!

But there is one thing
I won't apologize for.

Being who I am.

Boo!

Unfortunately, at my age,
it's too late to change.

VINCENT LEDU'S FINAL SHOW?

- Hello.
- Are you Paloma Castel?

That's me.

- Fraud squad.
- What?

The Rovel group filed a complaint
for counterfeiting.

- What do you mean?
- Gentlemen, get to work.

We'll have to seize all the merchandise.

Now that I've killed the father,
I want the daughter.

Bring me Paloma Castel.