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So, I just
saw who's nominated

for those yearbook award
thingies.

The senior superlatives?

KC, stop with the big words
that no one's ever heard of.

Well, you clearly
aren't nominated
for Best Vocabulary.

Uh, no! I am not nominated
for anything!

I cannot believe I was
overlooked for Most Fashionable!

Well, Marisa, people can't see
how well you dress in school

if you're never in school.

Think about this--
if you don't get
your grades up,

maybe you could win
Most Fashionable next year.

KC, come on,
this is really serious.

I need this on my transcript

if I want to get
into the Fashion Institute
of Technology.

Being Most Fashionable
is like being

the president
of the Smarty Club
for Smarty People.

Oh, look, look.
There is Amy-What's-Her-Face.

She's the editor
of the yearbook.

I'm gonna go give her
a piece of my mind.

Marisa, or you know,
you could just

step up your fashion game
and show her what you got.

And it wouldn't hurt
to learn her name. It's Bishop.

No, I'm pretty sure it's Amy.

Yes. Amy Bishop.

[watch rings]

Aw, great. Code Red meeting
at The Organization.

As much as I'd love
to continue this conversation,

I gotta go. Something bad
must be happening.

It's really weird, 'cause you
always get Code Red meetings

when I'm complaining
about something.

Yeah, but this time
I really have-- I gotta go.

♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep they head so cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life,
on red alert ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always
got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪

♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪

I keep it undercover.

I keep it
undercover.

All right, folks,
this is a big one.

We just got intel
that enemy agents

are hiding right here
in the DC Metro area

pretending to be
ordinary citizens.

That is despicable...

except for when we do it.

Actually, when you do it,
it's just comically incompetent.

Judy, if you're not
gonna take this seriously,

then you don't need
to be here.

-Later, y'all!
-Sit down!

So close!

As I was saying,
these agents are running

a covert weapons
distribution center.

They supply laser guns
to enemy agencies worldwide.

We need to shut them down
before The Alternate

gets their hands
on these laser guns.

Right, they're
still a threat,

and the last thing we need

is for them to have
a deep arsenal.

All right, good talk.

Let's go get 'em,
people!

Slow down,
chicken legs!

We don't even know
where they're located.

If I were you, I probably
would've gotten that intel

before calling
a Code Red meeting,

but, you know, you're in charge.
You do you.

What we do know
is that all these laser guns

will generate
a substantial energy signature.

Your scanners should pick it up
when you get close,

so let's get out there
and start looking for it!

Uh, one question.

Yes, Craig, they'll
reimburse us for gas.

I wasn't even gonna
ask that!

And snacks!

Okay, then I'm good.

Okay, if anybody
finds anything,

report back immediately.

All right, let's go
get 'em, people.

Sorry, I had to circle around
five times to find parking!

Hey, uh, where is everyone?

Am I the only agent
that takes

these Code Red meetings
seriously?

I'm upset, too, Agent Johnson!
They're in for

a stern talking-to
when they finally get here!

Ooh, get here early,
get the good chair.

Four hours in this van,

and not a trace
of the energy signature.

[Judy] But I am getting a trace
of stale French fries
and funky sneakers.

When's the last time
you washed this van,

when Roosevelt
was president?

[mutters]

[Ernie]
You know, we haven't spent
this much time together

since our trip
to Niagara Falls.

[K.C.]
Ha! Yeah, I remember that.
You almost fell in.

[Ernie]
I didn'talmost fall in.
You pushed me!

You told us he slipped!

He did slip.
After I pushed him.

-Stop the van!
-Why?

Because there's
an ice cream truck,

and I wanna buy everyone
a Strawberry Shortcake.

-Really?
-No!

We just drove past
the energy signature!

But this can't be
the right location.

We're on Old Stonehouse Road.

It's practically around
the corner from our house.

Wait a minute,
then that would mean--

Enemy agents have been living
in our own neighborhood!

Cross that house
off my trick-or-treat route.

Okay, FYI, if you
can drive to the house,

you're too old
to trick or treat.

MARISA: Oh, hey, Amy,

I didn't see you there.
Great outfit, huh?

I didn't know Marisa
got the lead

inJoseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat.

[agent 1] Clear!

[agent 2] Clear!

Nobody's here.

It's all clear!

Yeah, and it's spotless!

I need the name
of their cleaner.

And their decorator.

I cannot believe this.

What, that we live
so close to enemy agents?

No, this looks exactly
like a vase I made for Dad

in the third grade,
but he told me it got broken.

It did break.

"With all my heart, KC."

Or maybe I sold it
for a quarter
at a garage sale.

They overpaid.

Guys, are we sure
we have the right house?

I mean, where are they
storing the weapons?

Did you think
they'd be sitting

in a candy dish
on the coffee table?

Here's a thought:
Look around for 'em!

Here's a thought:
Scan the walls!

There's nothing in here.

Or is there?

Take cover!

Ready, agents? Fire!

Get out here!

[coughing]

Put your hands
where we can see them.

Sure.

As soon as we're done
eliminating you!

Ah, we've always talked
about redecorating
the living room.

Well, no time
like the present!

I actually love
your pillows.

Thank you so much!

Just try not to get
any blood on them.

Yeah, so if you don't mind
dying outside,

that would be great.

All right, you guys
are surrounded.

Drop your weapons.

Eat laser fire!

[both shriek]

I lied. Those pillows
are hideous.

That's right, kiss
your little weapon-running
operation goodbye,

because we just
shut you down!

That's right! Ha-ha!

Mom, Dad, what's for dinner,
because I am absolutely-- aah!

Hands where we
can see them.

KC? KC Cooper?

My parents!
What have you done to them?!

We have to spell it out for you?
We whupped their butts!

Don't worry,
they'll be fine.

KC, would you please tell me
what's going on!

KC? Uh, I think you have me
confused for somebody else.

I'm not KC, I'm, uh,
I'm her cousin Cassandra.

Really?
We doing that again?

Oh, yeah, you're KC Cooper.

Okay, yes.
Yes, I am KC,

and I know this looks
a little weird,

but everything
will be just fine.

Just fine? My parents
are unconscious,

my-- my house is trashed,

and some rando girl
from my school

is pointing a weapon at me,
so you wanna like take a second

and let me know how everything
is gonna be just fine?

It'll be fine because--

Because you're not gonna
remember any of this.

[spritz]

Oh, all right.
So, what are we thinking?

Is Amy working
with her parents?

Oh, please.
Come on, guys, seriously?

Whoever heard
of a teenaged spy?

Okay, I see your point.

But seriously, what's
gonna happen to Amy?

Well, she'll be
taken care of.

"Taken care of"
like we'll find her
a nice new home,

or "taken care of"
like we'll find her
a nice new prison cell?

The first one.
Probably.

No, really, guys,
what's the plan?

I mean, assuming
she's innocent,

what are we gonna do,
rip her away from her parents?

That's kind of cruel.

Honey, that's the job.

They're enemy spies.

Yeah, but who's gonna take
her picture at prom

or who's gonna drive her
to college on the first day?

Will she even be able
to go to college?

I don't wanna ruin her life.

She should have
the same opportunity

to ruin her life
that I have.

KC, relax. We do this
to people all the time.

Yeah, but not
people I know.

Oh, now you suddenly
growing a conscience?

You put more people
in the hospital
than trichinosis.

Guys, I have know this girl
since eighth grade.

She's not
particularly friendly,

but I don't want to ruin
her life if she's innocent.

Well, we're gonna find out
how innocent she is soon enough.

Let's take 'em all
to Headquarters for questioning.

Yep.

Marisa, we need to talk
about your outfit.

Oh, I guess
the fashion buzz has begun!

What do you want
to tell me, Ms. Schaffer,

that my outfit is fabulous,
totally unique,

the height of style?

No, that it is totally
inappropriate for school.

You're going
to the principal's office.

Well, if I don't win
Most Fashionable,

I'm a shoo-in for Most Trips
to the Principal's Office.

Mm-hmm.

Excellent work,
Coopers! [claps]

We have dealt our enemies'
weapon supply chain
a major blow.

Yeah, we managed
to squash one cockroach,

but there's a whole nest
waiting to take its place.

Dad's right.

Why should we just settle
for slowing them down

when we can take 'em out
altogether?

If these guys supply
laser weapons

to every enemy agency
in the world,

then that means they must have
some type of distribution list

with names and addresses.

If we can get our hands
on that list, then...

We could finally
end the spy war!

I like the way
you're thinking.

Okay, hey, son!

Did you find any intel
on the Bishops' computer?

Nope, nothing
but homework assignments,

links for a bunch
of coupon websites,

and their browsing history
reveals somebody in this house

is really into kitten videos.

Here's one where a kitten
can't stop sneezing.

It's just adorable! Look.

Ahem! We have more important
things to do right now, Ernie.

Ahem, that's right.

We're gonna jot down
the name of those coupon sites.

Nothing wrong with hunting
for some bargains

while you're hunting
for clues.

Of course there's
nothing on the computer!

I mean, if you're arming
a worldwide network
of secret agents,

you don't store the guns

and the distribution list
in the same place.

Well then, Amy's parents
will just have to lead us to it.

Sure, because enemy agents
love helping us
with our investigations.

They will if you do it
the smart way.

What's on your mind, KC?

Okay, here's
what I'm thinking.

We should memory spray
the parents, okay,

then we clean this place up

and make it look exactly
the way it was...

except for the vase.

This will be coming home
with us.

Then, while we're
cleaning up,

we'll also plant
listening devices.

That idea actually sounds
pretty cool.

No, that idea actually sounds
pretty stupid.

These people
are trained spies, KC.

If they wake up
with a foggy memory,

the first thing they'll suspect

is that they've been
memory sprayed.

Then they'll scour the house
for listening devices,

they'll know
we're on to them,

and they'll disappear
with the weapons supply

and the distribution list,

and we'll be right back
where we started.

Like I said,
stupid idea.

Okay, good point,
although you could've made it

without being
so mean about it.

Okay, instead
of bugging their house,

why don't we send
someone in

to win their trust
and get that intel?

If we play the long game,
we get the enemy list

and round them up
all at once.

Okay. Okay.
We're doing this.

Start the cleanup!

We're gonna make
this place

look like we were
never here.

All right, well,
how does this work?

So now at least
we memory-sprayed her,

so my cover
hasn't been blown.

Amy will have no idea
that I'm a spy.

Which we can use
to our advantage.

Hey, Dad, seriously,
I am not spying on Amy.

But it makes
perfect sense!

You already have
a relationship.

Just buddy up to her,
get into her house,

and find that weapons
distribution list!

Familiar
with the plan, Dad.

Kind of came up
with the plan.

Don't understand
why I have to be the one
to carry it out.

[chuckles] Well, who else
is gonna do it?

Ernie? Step one:
talk to a girl.

Oops, he blew it already!

KC, this mission is
too important

to be trusted
to anyone else.

I know, but, look,
it's one thing

to fly to Monrovia
and pretend to be

an international pop star
or construction worker,

because at the end of the day
I get to go home

and have a regular life
and go to school.

Except now I get to sit
next to the innocent girl

whose life I'm ruining.

Wait, wait, we don't know
Amy is innocent.

We know she's not a spy!

Look, here's
what I do know, okay?

She's got a best friend
named Susie,

she gets A's in Spanish,

and walks around everywhere
with headphones on.

And what do people
say about you?

She has a best friend
named Marisa,
she's an A student,

and she couldn't
get a boyfriend
to save her life!

Again, could've
made your point

without being
so mean about it.

Listen, honey, if we can get
that weapons distribution list,

we could take down
every enemy spy network

in the country--
maybe even the world!

Countless lives
could be saved!

I know, I know,
I just don't understand

why Ernie can't be
the one to be close to her.

So, Dad, is it normal
if a girl gives me her number,

and when I try it
I find out the number

belongs to a 78-year-old widow
in Sacramento?

I'll do it.

Well, there's Amy.

All right,
codename Domino.

Why Domino?

Because when she falls,

she'll bring the rest
down with her.

Reminds me of
my codename for you--

Solitaire, 'cause no one
wants to play with you.

All right,
so all I gotta do
is go say hi to her

and just let
the friendship unfold.

It's not like I haven't
done this before.

Yeah, just say
what you said to Marisa.

That seems
to have worked out.

Ernie, we were children.

Okay, I don't think
"Circle, circle, dot, dot,

now you got the cootie shot,"
is gonna work in this situation.

Hey, ladies!

Do you mind, KC?

We're actually
in the middle
of a conversation.

Oh, what are we talking about?
Boys? Homework?

I was just
consoling Susie.

Her goldfish died
last night.

Oh, I'm so sorry about that.

Well, I mean, if it makes
you feel any better,

goldfish don't really have
the cognitive thinking powers

to recognize
a complex relationship,

plus, you know,
he dead now!

Was there a point
to you coming over here
and interrupting

other than regaling
us with your fish facts?

Uh, yeah, actually,
I was thinking maybe we
could hang out sometime,

you know,
for old times' sake.

What old times?

We're not friends.

Of course, but like,

what better time
to make old times than now?

Dude, we're graduating
in a few months.

If you really wanted
to get to know me,

where were you when I first
moved here in the eighth grade

and everybody said
I had cooties?

Were you there
to give me a cootie shot?

No. No, you weren't.

No? I mean, "Circle, circle,
dot, dot--"

Too late!

What was that about?

Better question,
what is this about?

It's tight, right?

It's definitely tight,

so tight I'm surprised
you can breathe.

No, I can breathe, KC.

It's the yawning
and the sneezing
that are the problems.

But that is
the price you pay
to be the most...

[loudly] fashionable person
in school!

...which clearly I am!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go flaunt
this outside.

[snapping] Roger! George!

Uh, vote for me.

Vote for me.

Achoo! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[scoffs] This is
so frustrating.

[scoffs] I know.

I have worn
haute couture outfits
every day to school this week,

and still there is
no write-in campaign

to have me win
most fashionable!

I mean, where is
the groundswell of support

that this ensemble deserves!

The only thing that ensemble
deserves is a burial at sea.

Look, I'm talking about Amy.

How am I supposed
to become her best friend

when she already has
a best friend?

You can't have
two best friends!

It literally contradicts
the meaning of "best"!

Well, I mean,
I hate to say this,

but you know who'd
be really good at this?

-Brady.
-Brady?

I mean, yeah.

He tricked me
into liking him

just to get
closer to you,

kind of like how you
have to trick Amy

into liking you
to get close to her family.

Yeah, well the only difference
is you didn't know Brady before,

and he didn't really care
who he hurt in the process.

[sighs] This whole thing
is just so icky!

I mean, icky or not,
he turned me against you.

I mean, we were already
in a huge fight,

but he totally took advantage
of the situation.

Okay, so how am I supposed
to get Amy and Susie
in a big fight?

Well, I mean, I don't know,
I haven't really had time
to think this through,

but off the top of my head
what if, I don't know, you, say,

have Ernie hack
into Amy's phone,

go through her texts,

find out her deepest,
darkest secret

that only her best friend
would know,

spread that secret
around school,

and then Amy
would have no choice

but to assume Susie
spilled the secret,

causing her to call off
the friendship,

and then boom, you swoop in.

I cannot believe
that I'm gonna say this,

but that is
a really good idea.

Except now, instead of
ruining one life that I know,

I will be ruining two.

So this just went
from icky to ickier.

Hey, Amy, look,
I don't care what Susie says,

I do not believe her.

What are you talking about?

Oh! Oh, you don't know?

Yeah, Susie, she's
going around school

and she's telling people
that the reason

Rick broke up with you

is because you
gave him head lice.

[chuckles]

And then you...

kissed his brother
to get even with him.

She said that?

Yeah.

I hate you!

Hey, Amy, are you okay?

No, I'm not okay!

Okay, what's wrong?

You ever have a friend
you thought you could trust

and then you find out
you totally couldn't?

Well, sounds like you could
use someone to talk to.

Hey, um, how about
we go get some fresh air

and you can tell me
all about it?

Thanks for being
so nice, KC.

Yeah, no problem.
Come on.

And also, I mean,
if you're up to it,

we can watch those cute
little kitten videos.

I found this one
where this one kid
can't stop sneezing.

I love that one!

[woman]
Rob, your name's on TV!