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Previously
on KC Undercover...
I thought you said you were
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with your sick grandma.
You thought I was KC.
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Aha. I'm not.
I'm her cousin Kassandra.
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Her cousin?
Byron knows
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that something's up,
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and I cannot blow my cover.
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Too bad you don't have
a secret twin
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locked in your basement.
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Hello, Bernice.
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Whassup, ugly?
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Hi, Byron!
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Remember my cousin Kassandra
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who you thought
didn't exist?
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I need to go to the bathroom.
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Uh, well, then
I'll just go with you.
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[both grunting]
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Bernice is dangerous,
and it's all my fault
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because I'm the one
who let her out,
and I don't know what to do.
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What you should have done
is had me wear that KC disguise
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that I wore to cover for you
for the Organization.
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Nooooo, I don't
wanna go to jail.
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Good job, Marisa,
you're coming off
really believable.
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[KC] Don't make me take you,
Bernice!
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Nooo, I thought
you were my friend!
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I hate that I have to talk
to this convict Bernice.
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Just saying her name
makes me sick to my stomach--
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"Bernice." Uggh!
Sick!
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I tell you, just sick.
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Hey, sweetie,
how ya holdin' up?
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Terrible. It's scary in here.
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[sighs] I know, I know.
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Just--you know what,
think about it
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as full-time detention.
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They don't hose you down
and delouse you in detention.
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To make it even worse,
they have me sleeping
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on a mattress
with questionable stains.
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Well, on the bright side,
you're not sleeping
on the floor.
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I have to use
the communal shower.
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Oh! Okay.
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So what I'm hearing is,
you're being exposed
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to lots of new people.
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I'm only allowed six squares
of toilet paper a day.
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Six. Yeah.
I found out the hard way
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when I wasted three
on a sneeze.
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So, in other words, um--
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Uh, yeah, there's
no good spin on that one.
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Listen, just hang in there,
okay? I'm getting lots
of leads on Bernice
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and I should be locating her
really soon.
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Okay.
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Ow.
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How the heck
am I gonna find Bernice?
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪
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♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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Well, it looks like
Marisa's stuck in prison
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till we can find Bernice.
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You know, for once,
I'd like this house
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to descend into chaos
while I'm on a mission
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and your father's at home.
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All right, what do we know?
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Nothing. Bernice could be
anywhere at this point.
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We don't even know
her last name
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or if Bernice
is just an alias.
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And for her sake,
I hope it is,
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'cause who names
their kid Bernice?
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My original name
was 6212171
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dash X2P.
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"Bernice" doesn't sound
as bad now, does it?
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Uh, KC, there's something
you should see on the TV.
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Okay, Ernie, you can bore me
with your dragon shows later,
all right?
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You're on TV.
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TV:
We have a composite sketch
of the suspect,
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a young female
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who so far has robbed
14 convenience stores.
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She's been dubbed
the Inconvenience Store Robber.
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KC! How could you?!
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Oh, yeah, that makes
tons of sense, Ernie.
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While you were in the bathroom
I drove to Pennsylvania
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and robbed
14 convenience stores.
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Well, you could have been.
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He was in there
for over an hour.
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The girl came in,
and I took one look
at those evil eyes,
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I knew she was up to no good.
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She took all the cash
out the register,
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and even took all the pennies
out the Give A Penny,
Take A Penny dish!
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Now, what kind of monster
does that?
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Hey, don't look at me,
I always give a penny!
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You know what, I'm going
to Pennsylvania
and I'm gonna catch Bernice.
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Don't you think
we should go with you
for backup?
I got this.
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So you're gonna take care
of this all on your own?
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Uh, yeah, all on my own.
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Sorta like how you
decided to bust Bernice out
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all on your own,
and then let her escape
all on your own?
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And then disguise
your best friend
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and put her in jail
all on your own?
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Sure, go ahead!
Mess it all up again
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all on your own.
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Excuse me, are you implying
I can't do this by myself?
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I'm not implying,
I'm sayin' it.
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You know what?
Your brother's right.
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Judy, Ernie,
you're going with KC.
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What? Mom, I--
They're coming with you, KC,
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no if, ands, or buts.
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If there's no buts,
then why is Ernie going?
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Oh, no. She's back.
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Look, the cash register's
empty, but help yourself
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to all the beef jerky you want,
just don't hurt me.
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Okay, relax, relax,
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I am not the one
who robbed you, okay?
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The woman who robbed you
is an escaped convict
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who got a face transplant,
and--
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You know what,
just give me some beef jerky
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and you go crouch
in the corner somewhere.
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Um, you don't eat
beef jerky.
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Oh, it's not for me.
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What was that for?!
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That was for coming with me
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when I clearly told you
I didn't need any help.
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You know what, Judy,
go scan the parking lot
for clues.
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Based on the tire tracks
and paint transfer
on that light pole,
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we're looking for
a 2004 American-made
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four-door sedan
in midnight blue.
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The Inconvenience Store Robber
has struck again
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In Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
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Looks like we're headed
to Cherry Hill.
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Cherry Hill. A township
in Camden County.
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Population 71,000,
making it the 15th
most populous municipality
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in New Jersey.
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Current weather: 71 degrees.
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Hmm. Thank goodness I'm not
doing this mission alone.
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I mean, how else would I have
learned those useless facts?
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Well, I guess
you could have done
a simple Web search
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with the key words--
Okay, you know what?
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Just get in the car.
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Um, what are you doing?
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I'm righting a wrong.
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Lucy, what's up?
Hey!
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Well, I am worried sick
about my daughter Marisa.
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Aw, don't worry.
I'm sure she'll graduate--
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eventually.
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But this isn't even
about school.
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No, Marisa is missing.
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No, no, she's not missing.
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Oh.
Um, she's...
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been staying here with us
at our house.
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Why?
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Why? Because, you know,
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she's--is mad. At you.
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I mean really mad.
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She ran away from home
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and only got
as far as next door?
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Boy, that girl is lazier
than I thought she was.
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Wait, wait.
Why is she even mad at me?
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Because, you know,
'cause of that thing you did.
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Oh, because I took away--
Yep, uh-huh, that's it.
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Wow. Well, thanks so much
for watching her.
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I'm just gonna
take her home now.
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Oh. Uh--
Marisa!
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[sing-songy]
Time to come ♪ ho-ome ♪
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You know what, Lucy?
She's not here right now.
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She'll be back in an hour.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Well, she better be,
because I'm coming back
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when the big hand is on the 12
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and the little hand
is on the--
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[phone beeps]
Set the timer for one hour.
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No problem...
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...that a case of prosthetics,
a voice modulator,
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and a good wig can't solve.
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[turns off engine]
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Okay, so this was
the last convenience store
Bernice robbed.
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I'm gonna go in.
You two stay here.
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I need to go with you.
I need a quick recharge.
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Maybe they'll let me plug in.
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Yeah, an eleven-year-old
with a retractable cord
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that comes out of her butt
and plugs into the wall?
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That's definitely not gonna
raise any suspicion.
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It's a truck stop in Jersey.
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I guaranty
they've seen worse.
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Listen,
you two stay here.
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At least put this ski mask on.
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You don't want the clerk
to think you're Bernice.
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He can't think
you're a threat.
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You want me to
put this ski mask on
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so that I don't
look like a robber?
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Uh...yeah.
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Well, it sounds dumb
when you put it like that.
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Uh, no, it sounds dumb
any way you put it.
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( electronic tones )
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Uh, Judy, what the heck did you
eat at that convenience store?
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I'm getting
a breaking news report.
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And the infamous
Inconvenience Store Robber
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has now identified herself.
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Hey. Hey.
I'm KC. KC Cooper.
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That's C-O-O-P-E-R.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Look at this face.
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This is the face of danger.
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And I will not stop
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until I am dragged
away to prison for
the rest of my life.
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And I deserve
to pay for my crimes.
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With these pennies.
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You guys, what am I
supposed to do now?
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Everybody thinks
that I'm the robber.
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I'm gonna be a wanted woman.
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Well, there's
a first time for everything.
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I think we're
catching up to her.
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According to the police scanner,
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she just robbed
this convenience store
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five minutes ago.
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KC, the cops could be here
any second,
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and you've been identified.
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So we'll go in and talk
to the store clerk.
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Well, then, what am I
supposed to do?
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You just sit here, all alone,
and don't of anything.
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You know, pretend
it's one of your regular
Saturday nights.
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[laughing]
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Ha ha ha ha.
I don't know why
you're laughing.
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That's every night for you.
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[police scanner]
KC Cooper,
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the Inconvenience Store Robber,
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has just been seen
heading east
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on Route 78.
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Ernie, Judy,
I've located Bernice.
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I'm gonna go get her.
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No! Don't go alone!
Wait for us!
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Guys, I got this, okay?
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I do not need your help.
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[starts car]
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I'm in pursuit.
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[laughs] Of myself.
248
00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:54,291
[knock on door]
249
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:56,708
Hmm.
250
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Marisa Clarissa Miller!
251
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,750
You get your butt down here
right now!
252
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,625
[Kira's voice]
Okay...
253
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,750
here comes undercover mother.
254
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,458
[beep]
255
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,416
[Marisa's voice]
Hello, Mother.
256
00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:18,625
I am a teenage runaway,
and it is all your fault.
257
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:23,416
Look, Marisa,
I know I did that thing
258
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,250
that made you mad
and stuff,
259
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,750
but enough is enough.
260
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,000
It's time to come home now.
261
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,958
I am not coming home,
Mother,
262
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:32,416
and I honestly don't know
when I will be ready
to come home.
263
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:35,500
So until then,
I bid you...adieu.
264
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,416
Don't you sass me with
your fancy Cooper words.
265
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,583
You're coming home with me
right now.
266
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:42,833
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are!
267
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,125
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
268
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,500
No, I'm not!
What if I take you shopping?
269
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,958
Can we buy Kira
something expensive
270
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,833
to thank her for
her hospitality?
Sure!
271
00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,166
What are we waiting for, Mommy?
Let's go!
272
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:04,458
Aha, there you are,
you beautiful-on-the-outside,
ugly-on-the-inside maniac.
273
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:09,291
Okay. Ernie, Judy,
I got eyes on Bernice.
274
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,083
Good teamwork, KC.
275
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,000
We were supposed to be
doing this mission together.
276
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,625
A big part of backing you up
is not being left back here.
277
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:24,708
Well, if it isn't
ugly-on-the-outide,
ugly-on-the-inside KC.
278
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,416
-[crashing]
-[tires squealing]
279
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,458
Hey! Pull over,
you penny-stealing
psychopath!
280
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,833
Go read a dictionary,
book worm!
281
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,125
Having a fortitude
of loquaciousness
282
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,583
is nothing to be ashamed of.
283
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,208
In other words, having
a good vocabulary is cool!
284
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,583
[helicopter hovering]
285
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:58,875
[helicopter loudspeaker]
KC Cooper,
286
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,083
we recognize
your face of danger.
287
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,000
Exit your vehicle
with your hands up.
288
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,125
[Bernice revs engine]
289
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,958
[sighs]
290
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,458
Hey, uh, Ernie?
291
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,125
Judy? Ha ha.
292
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,458
Something kind of funny happened
293
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:16,875
while I was trying
to track down Bernice.
294
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,458
We know.
You're getting arrested.
295
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,166
How'd you guys know that?
296
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,958
Uh, we're watching it
on the news.
297
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,166
But hey, on the bright side,
298
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,708
you did it all on your own.
299
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,500
Hey, guys.
300
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,500
Why are we raising suspicions
301
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,166
by having an 11-year-old
behind the wheel?
302
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,458
Hey, when your feet are long
enough to reach the pedals,
303
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,875
you can drive.
304
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:50,083
Why are we even bothering
to help KC at this point?
305
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,458
Based on Bernice's
pattern of robbery,
306
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,000
she's heading
north-by-northeast,
307
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,458
which means she can only
be heading to one place:
308
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,750
Iceland! She's gonna hide
in the Land of Fire and Ice!
309
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,708
Hey, look at that,
I grabbed a car that has
more than one dipstick.
310
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
Bernice is heading
to Park Avenue
in New York City.
311
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,333
Where there are rich people,
there are plastic surgeons,
312
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,500
and Bernice wants nothing more
than to get her old face back.
313
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,125
So she's been robbing
the convenience stores
to pay for her surgery!
314
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,208
What if we're already too late
and she has a new face?
315
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,833
Then we'll just beat it down
till it looks like KC again.
316
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,833
So, what do you
feel like ordering?
317
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:36,958
I'm wondering if they have
that shrimp pasta special?
318
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,333
Marisa! You're allergic
to shrimp!
319
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,458
Yeah, I know, I know.
320
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,208
I was just making sure that--
321
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,000
that they didn't have it
322
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,083
in anything I order.
323
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,166
You know, Mom,
thank you so much for
taking me shopping today.
324
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,750
I know Kira is gonna love
those expensive, fancy shoes
we got her.
325
00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,875
You put so much thought
into that gift
326
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,250
you'd think you were
buying 'em for yourself.
327
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,083
[forced laughter]
328
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,000
Well, you always taught me
to be generous, so...
329
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,416
No... No, I didn't.
330
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,625
I did have fun with you today.
331
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,625
You are really growing up.
332
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:19,583
You know, Lucy--
uh, I mean, Mom...
333
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,583
I had fun too.
334
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,208
I'm really lucky
I have you.
335
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,083
Tell me about it.
336
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:28,708
Can you imagine
if you'd be stuck with
that Kira as a mother?
337
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,333
Excuse me?
338
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,875
Well, I mean, I--I don't mean
to talk out of turn,
339
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,958
but that Kira is a real mess.
340
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,416
[fake laughter]
Well, I don't know
about that.
341
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,083
KC's a straight-A student.
342
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,583
Well, of course she is.
343
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,875
She spends all of her time
at the library
344
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,708
away from that mother of hers.
345
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,250
She's...
346
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,125
sketchy, that Kira.
347
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,291
If by "sketchy"
you mean loving,
dedicated
348
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,833
and still got it goin' on.
349
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,625
Well, I'll tell ya,
something's goin' on,
350
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,125
because I once saw her
at two-thirty in the morning
351
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,875
getting into a van
with a strange man--
352
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,000
who was tied up!
353
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,125
Well, you know what, maybe
you should be worrying about
354
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,166
where your own daughter is
at night.
355
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,250
Where are you at night?
356
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,125
[stammers] In my room,
praying,
357
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,208
and thinking about how grateful
I am to have you as a mom.
358
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,166
Now, we weren't
talking about me,
359
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,083
we were talking about
that hot mess Kira.
360
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,375
She's awful, isn't she?
361
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,708
Okay, let's find Bernice.
362
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,125
Excuse me.
363
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,958
Dr. Depardieu?
From Paris?
364
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,958
Uh, yes.
365
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,875
Uh, I mean, oui.
366
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,333
Arent you a little young
to be a plastic surgeon?
367
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,583
[French accent]
Well, that ees because,
I was, how you say it,
368
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,208
child prodigy.
369
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,208
I graduated medical school
at fourteen.
370
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,708
Oh, impressive.
And you are?
371
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,125
Uh, these is my surgical nurse.
372
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,375
Coco Takanawa?
373
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,166
Is this some kind of joke?
374
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,208
This is obviously a child.
375
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,000
Ha! Ha!
376
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,208
A child?
How flattering.
377
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,458
I'm actually a patient
of Dr. Depardieu's,
378
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,875
and I'm sixty-two years young!
379
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,166
But shhh.
Don't tell my boyfriend.
380
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,000
Wow! You are good.
381
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,250
Your patient is waiting for you
in operating room A.
382
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,958
Is this patient's name
Bernice?
383
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,875
No, it's Harold.
384
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,708
In that case,
we need to consult
with Dr. Tuckfeld.
385
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:31,250
Dr. Tuckfeld
is about to start surgery
in operating room B.
386
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,250
Well, B is where we'll be.
Right, Dr. Depardieu?
387
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,708
Oui, oui. B-B.
388
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,291
Bye-bye!
389
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,250
Hurry it up, doc,
I can't wait to get rid of
390
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,250
this disgusting
excuse for a face.
391
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,208
Not that I mind the business,
392
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:48,583
but I'm not a proponent of
unnecessary plastic surgery.
393
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,458
Ah, who cares
what you think,
you quack?
394
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,291
Just start slicing.
395
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,250
Oh, and don't be stingy
with that night-night gas.
396
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,250
I don't want to feel a thing.
397
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,750
Stop that surgery!
398
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,708
Ah, come on! Seriously?
399
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,291
Keep back, Dr. Tuckfeld.
400
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,333
That woman is
a dangerous fugitive.
401
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,000
I should have known.
The ones who pay
402
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,375
with a backpack
full of cash usually are.
403
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,458
Let the doctor go.
404
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,166
No. Not until
I get my old face back.
405
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,416
That's what you think.
Nurse?
406
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:19,416
Ohh! I'm going back
to nose jobs and butt work!
407
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,250
Yahh!
408
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,166
[Ernie yelling]
409
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,250
Uh, Judy,
you plan on helping?
410
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:35,291
Hey, I drove the car.
Can't you do anything
on your own?
411
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,708
Hey!
412
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,333
Okay, fine.
413
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:56,458
[whooshing]
414
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,208
I'm an expert in
17 different kinds
of martial arts.
415
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,333
Which one would you prefer
to be beaten up by?
416
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,000
Karate? Yah!
417
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,125
Kung-fu? Waaa.
418
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:11,000
Or my personal favorite,
Judy-Jitsu.
419
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,375
Eeeeyaaagh!
420
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,250
[clank]
Aaah! Ow!
421
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,375
This is too weird!
422
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,375
It's like I'm beating up
my sister!
423
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,458
Give up?
No. It's like
I'm beating up my sis-aaah!
424
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,458
[laughing, shouting]
425
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:39,750
Whoo! I've been waitin'
sixteen years to do that!
426
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,833
[panting] Nurse...
427
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,208
Ah, well.
Welcome home, Bernice.
428
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:57,208
I'm sure they saved a mattress
with questionable stains
just for you.
429
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,625
Great.
So I escaped for nothing.
430
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,750
I'll be stuck with
these eyebrows forever.
431
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,416
Seriously, what'd you do,
paint them on?
432
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,458
[sing-songy]
I'm ♪ free-ee ♪
433
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,458
[Marisa's voice] KC---
434
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,333
Wait, which one of you
is KC?
435
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,125
Of course I know
which one of you is KC.
436
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,500
I'd know my best friend
anywhere.
437
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,958
Hug me, I'll cut you.
438
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,708
KC!
439
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,458
I'd know my best friend
anywhere.
440
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,875
Can I take this off now?
441
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,125
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
442
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,375
[exhales] Whoo!
443
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,458
Lucky. Last time I tried that,
my face hurt for a week.
444
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,750
I hate you, KC Cooper!
445
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,458
Right back atcha.
And I want my clothes back!
446
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,166
Well, Bernice is
officially behind bars.
447
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:47,291
And I am finally
out of ♪ pri-son ♪
448
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,875
I want to say thank you.
449
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,583
You were right. I...
I need the backup,
450
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,500
and I could not have
pulled this whole thing off
without you.
451
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,375
We know,
because you tried.
And failed.
452
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,375
And then tried again.
And failed.
453
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,625
And then tried again--
You make it very difficult
to be nice to you.
454
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,416
I know.
It's kind of my thing.
455
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:08,291
Oh, KC, look,
you're on TV.
456
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,458
...in a case
of mistaken identity,
457
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,875
the Inconvenience Store Robber
was falsely identified
as KC Cooper.
458
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,625
The real KC Cooper,
who had nothing to do
with the robberies,
459
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,291
is a straight-A student,
a model citizen,
460
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,958
and a lover of all animals.
461
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,458
Wow. You guys
really think of everything.
462
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,166
I didn't call that in.
Neither did I.
463
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,000
What? Some stuff
464
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,166
you still gotta do
all on your own.
465
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,833
[woman] Rob,
your name's on TV!
466
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,125
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