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[KC] Previously
on KC Undercover...
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-Hey, Byron.
-Hey, KC.
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I'm at this thing
my dad dragged me to,
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but I'll be free
in time for our movie.
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I can't go tonight
because my grandma is not well.
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I am so sorry.
Go take care of your grandma.
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I hope she feels better.
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Thanks, Byron.
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[drumming]
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Wow, Dad, that was amazing!
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I'm so glad that we came.
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KC? What are you
doing here?
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KC, I thought you said
you were with your sick grandma.
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And since when were you part
of a university drumline?
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You're not even
in college yet!
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Uhh... I...
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[imitates KC] I'm not leaving
until I get an answer, KC.
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I see. See what's
happening here.
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-Mm.
-[chuckles]
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You thought I was KC.
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I'm not. I'm
her cousin Cassandra.
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Her cousin?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, no,
we're first cousins.
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We look exactly alike.
It's weird, I know,
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but, um, I'm actually
a tiny bit cuter, so...
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Are you messing with me?
'Cause I'm feeling messed with.
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-Mm...
-Look, KC, if you're
not interested
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in going out with me,
I wish you would just say so.
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Again, I'm Cassandra.
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So this is more
of a KC conversation.
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But I know she's
with her grandma,
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so she's probably home
by now.
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All right,
you want to play this out?
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I'll play this out, KC!
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Or... possibly Cassandra.
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But I'm
almost positive... KC.
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I hate my life!
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life,
on red alert ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it
undercover.
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Mom! I almost blew my cover.
Byron's on his way.
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Okay, I have a cousin
named Cassandra who looks
exactly like me,
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and I was visiting
my sick grandma,
so just go with it, okay?
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-Sick grandma on my side
or your dad's?
-Dad's!
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Good, 'cause I don't need you
putting the evil eye on my mama.
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[knocking]
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[insistent knocking]
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Byron, hi!
Is KC expecting you?
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Oh, why,
because she's not home?
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She's not home, is she?
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Yeah, she's upstairs.
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She's still a little upset
about her grandma.
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I mean, I don't know
if she mentioned this,
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but she's not doing
very well.
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Not my mama, 'cause she's
healthy as a horse.
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Craig's mom, the woman
only eats at restaurants
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that have a drive-through.
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So, she's really here?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Because I'd like to see her.
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-KC!
-Hey, Byron, what's up?
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Give me your arm.
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I... usually wait
for the third date
for arm stuff, but okay.
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Heart rate elevated,
slightly perspiring.
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Why exactly is that, KC?
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Did you just run home
for some reason?
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Mm, no. I was upstairs
doing squats, okay?
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You don't think this
just happens, do ya?
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KC, look me in the eye
and tell me
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that I didn't just see you
at American University
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in a drumline outfit.
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Oh... drumline.
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-He ran into Cassandra.
-[both chuckle]
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No, my cousin goes there.
She's on the drumline.
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See, I don't
believe you!
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Boy, I know you're not
coming in my house,
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raising your voice
and calling my baby a liar!
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-What's wrong with you!
-Uh...
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Mom, Mom, I think I got
this one, thank you.
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Whoo. Okay, KC,
I'm just gonna say it.
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Something's up with you.
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What are you hiding?
Because I know you're
lying to my face.
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I'm not lying to you.
I told you, I have
a cousin named Cassandra,
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she goes to American University,
and she's on the drumline.
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If you don't believe me,
we could all go
to dinner tomorrow.
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-Fine.
-Fine.
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-You better not cancel.
-I won't.
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-Looking forward to it.
-Me too.
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[scoffs]
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He seems nice.
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-Ugh!
-Worst mission ever!
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The food was terrible,
it was too hot,
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and on the plane ride back,
I was all crammed!
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-There was plenty of room!
-For you!
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You lifted
up the armrest
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and took one
and a half seats!
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Oh... You know,
all you've done
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on this entire mission
is complain.
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You didn't like the food.
You didn't like the hotel room.
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You didn't like the way
that guy threw
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that car door at your head
when you weren't looking.
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Okay, I give you that one.
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I'm just saying,
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if we're gonna risk our lives
doing dangerous missions,
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we may as well
be comfortable doing it.
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But it's not just on missions,
it's at home, too!
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"Dad, my WiFi's too slow."
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"Dad, we don't have
enough cable channels."
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"Dad, my turkey tetrazzini's
too spicy!"
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You know I have
sensitive taste buds!
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Seriously, son,
you need to toughen up!
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Okay, I'll just add that
to your growing list
of personal critiques.
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"Ernie, toughen up!"
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"Ernie, don't play
so many video games!"
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"Ernie, don't be scared
of flatworms!"
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You're scared
of flatworms?
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If you cut them in half,
they grow into two worms!
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It freaks me out!
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[groans] Oh, what...
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Okay, know what?
Enough is enough.
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You have had it
too good for too long.
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You're my son
and I love you,
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but I have to do
what I think is right,
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and what I
think you need
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is a little lesson
in tough living.
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So I'm kicking you
out of the house.
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Oh, come on, Dad!
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Oh, no, no! I mean it.
Give me your keys.
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For the next 24 hours,
you'll be living
in the backyard.
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Fine, just let me
get my phone.
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And my laptop.
And my tablet.
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And my air mattress.
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No problem!
Would you like
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a wake-up call
and room service, too?
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-Ooh, that would be nice!
-Get outta here!
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So, I only see two problems
with this whole dinner date
with Cassandra thing.
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Um, the first being
there's no Cassandra,
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and the second being...
there's no Cassandra.
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But there will be, okay?
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Marisa, I'm a spy.
I've disguised myself
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as, like, a thousand
different people.
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I'm pretty sure I can
dress myself as myself.
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All I'm gonna do
is use what we call
a quick-change outfit.
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Mm-kay? We use them
all the time when we
go undercover.
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Right now you see KC...
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now you see Cassandra.
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[gasps in amazement] Wow!
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Now you can wear
two outfits I hate
at the same time!
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But you can't be
in two places at once.
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I know, I know.
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Marisa, I need
to come up with something,
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'cause Byron knows
that something's up,
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and I cannot
blow my cover.
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Well, it's too bad
you don't have
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a secret twin
locked in your basement.
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Marisa, I don't say
this often enough,
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but you are a genius.
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Oh, well, I hate to brag,
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but I was just accepted
into community college!
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[laughs]
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Well, I was waitlisted,
but it's looking good.
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I don't know, Agent Cooper.
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Releasing a dangerous,
high-profile criminal
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is extremely irregular.
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Yeah, well, you have
my ID and the paperwork,
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so what more
do you need?
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No one said anything
to me, though.
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I think I need to double check
with Agent Johnson.
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Okay, sure, I've got
nowhere else to be.
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Go ahead, check
with Agent Johnson...
during his lunch.
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You know, bother him
about something
he's already approved.
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I guess I won't see you
at the Christmas karaoke party.
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Fa-la-la-later.
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Oh, hold on!
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I love that karaoke party.
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I'm supposed to sing
"We Are Family"
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with the boys
from Accounting.
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Besides, Johnson
signed the paperwork.
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Bring out the prisoner.
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Hello, Bernice.
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'Sup, ugly?
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Well! Never thought
I'd see your face again.
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[chuckles]
Don't you see it
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every time you look
in the mirror?
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I'm in maximum security,
Cooper.
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The only mirror I have
is the stainless steel toilet
in my room.
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Which is perfect, because
every time I see my reflection,
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I need something
to barf in, anyway!
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Well, I see solitary confinement
hasn't dulled your wit.
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So, what do you want
from me, Beanpole?
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I'm about to tell you,
Snotnose.
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Look, I need your help
with something.
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Ha! Help you.
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I wouldn't spit on you
if you were on fire.
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Unless...
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Okay. I'm sorry, but you
are in no position
to negotiate.
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Fine, then take me back
to my toilet mirror!
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Um, on the other hand,
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[scoffs] what's
a little favor
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amongst two friends
who hate each other's guts?
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[cheerless laugh]
What do you want?
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[sighs] I want a new face.
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Any face. I don't care
if you give me
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three noses and one eye,
or a beak with feathers.
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I just can't stand looking
at this ugly mug anymore.
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Fine. You got it.
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I also want smaller feet.
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Okay, eh, eh.
Get in line, sister.
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Okay, if they
had that procedure...
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I would've done it already.
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Oh, baby, this is good!
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Thank you!
I ordered it myself.
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[Ernie wailing]
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Are you sure about
this lesson, Craig?
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I mean, Ernie sounds
so sad and hungry.
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Nonsense. That's just the sound
of him getting tougher!
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Yeah, but there's no place
for the poor kid to sit down
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because you moved all
the furniture in the garage!
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That's not true.
I had the gardener move it.
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Besides, he can use
Nature's chair-- the dirt.
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It just feels cruel.
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Sweetie, I know
what I'm doing, okay?
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Any minute now, he's gonna start
gathering materials
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and build himself
a shelter, watch.
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Well, what about food?
I mean, the kid needs food.
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[sighs]
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He's eating
my plants, Craig!
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The boy's
eating my plants!
243
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,000
Can't we toss him
an apple or something?
244
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,416
See, that's the problem!
You coddle him!
245
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:31,750
Well, I'm sorry,
but he's my child,
246
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,833
and I don't want
to watch him suffer!
247
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000
Know what? You're right.
248
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,833
Thank you!
249
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,208
I don't want to watch
him suffer, either!
250
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:44,708
Problem solved!
251
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,250
Craig Cooper, open that door
252
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,125
and let our son
back in this house now!
253
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,416
-No!
-I said let him back in!
254
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:53,708
And I said no.
255
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,875
I'm warning you, Craig.
256
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:59,458
[laughs] Oh, really?
What are you gonna do?
257
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,083
Can we at least talk about--?
258
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,583
[bolt clicks]
259
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,875
[laughs]
260
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:07,458
That's right.
That's right.
261
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:11,708
I'm here to make sure
you take no shortcuts
on the path to toughness.
262
00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,875
-Mom kicked you out.
-Yeah.
263
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,458
Get your own dinner!
264
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,291
-[beep, zap]
-Yow, what was that?
265
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,875
A tracking device.
266
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,291
If you thought that you were
gonna escape on my watch,
267
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,500
heh, think again!
268
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:37,000
Hmm, well, you may
be able to track me,
but you can't catch me.
269
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,875
-[beeps]
-Aaah!
270
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,416
What the heck was that?
271
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,708
Hmm. Anytime you want
to try something,
272
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,458
I just press
this little button
273
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,125
and 300 volts
of electricity
274
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,875
will go through
your body, yeah.
275
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:57,250
Excuse me, did I
forget to mention that?
276
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,000
Well, on second thought,
277
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,291
I have no place to be
except for prison,
278
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,583
so go ahead--
you were saying?
279
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,708
Look, here's
the deal, okay?
280
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,083
We're going
to dinner tonight,
281
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,333
and I need you to pretend
to be my cousin Cassandra.
282
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,625
She goes to American University,
she's a drummer,
283
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,458
and she's sweet, kind,
and respectful.
284
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,375
Hmm! So she's
a real snooze-fest like you.
285
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,750
Listen, Cassandra
doesn't get all mouthy,
286
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,000
okay, or she gets the--
287
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,125
Aah-- okay!
288
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,833
I see your point!
289
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:33,000
Now, listen,
we only have a few hours
290
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,833
before I need to get you
back to prison
291
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,416
before the guard changes,
so listen carefully.
292
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,958
-When you're pretending
to be Cassandra...
-Uh... excuse me.
293
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,000
Cassandra?
Shouldn't I be you?
294
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Me? No, Byron
already knows me.
295
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,875
He's not gonna think
that you're me.
296
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,375
Oh, really? So this boy
297
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,458
knows you better
than your entire family.
298
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,125
Hm, well, I remember
fooling them for two weeks.
299
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,458
In fact,
I think the phrase
300
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:02,416
"You're more likeable
than ever"
301
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,833
was uttered on more
than one occasion.
302
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,208
-[zap]
-[groans]
303
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,375
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm in charge.
304
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,458
I'm in charge, okay,
so you're Cassandra.
305
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,583
KC.
306
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,000
Cassandra.
307
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,875
-KC. KC!
-Cassandra. Cassandra!
308
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,000
-KC!
-Cassandra!
309
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,000
-[zaps]
-Aaah! [sighs]
310
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,125
You know what?
I just decided on my own
311
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,750
that I'd like
to be Cassandra.
312
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,833
Listen, you better be
on your best behavior,
313
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,250
or I swear, no new face,
and I will--
314
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,750
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
zap, zap, zap.
315
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,250
Whatever. Let's just
get this over with, Cassandra.
316
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,875
[sighs] Okay,
for the last time,
317
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,291
you're Cassandra,
I'm KC.
318
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,583
Fine. We'll do it your way.
319
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,166
Thank you! Ohh!
320
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,625
[beeping]
321
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,625
[whimpers]
322
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,333
Hi, Byron!
323
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:59,083
Remember my cousin Cassandra
who you thought didn't exist?
324
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,583
Well, Cousin Cassandra,
who does exist,
325
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,250
meet Byron.
326
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,000
Byron, nice
to meet you again.
327
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,625
I don't know
what to say.
328
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,125
Well, you can start
by saying hi.
329
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,875
Sorry. Hi.
330
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,291
KC, I feel like a jerk.
331
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,583
I-I thought you made
this whole thing up,
332
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,583
and yet, here she is!
333
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,875
Here I am!
334
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,333
I'm sorry
I called you a liar.
335
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,125
Oh, that's fine.
336
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,208
I'm not really that great
of a person, anyway.
337
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,708
In fact, the more
you get to know me,
338
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,250
the less you'll like me!
339
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,166
-[beep, zap]
-[groans] Oh...!
340
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,833
I mean, uh...
341
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,583
Apology accepted.
342
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,083
I just can't
get over it!
343
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,291
It's like you're
the same person!
344
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,708
Heh. Not quite.
[cheerless laugh]
345
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:06,708
We are two very, very,
very different people.
346
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,250
I think he got
your point
347
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,291
after the third
or fourth "very."
348
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,458
Really, it's quite easy
to tell us apart.
349
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,416
I'm the one that thinks
life is all about
350
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,500
getting good grades
and playing by the rules.
351
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,250
Mm! [chuckles]
352
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,125
Well, I'm the one who thinks
I can just do whatever I want
353
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,875
and there's no consequences
for my actions!
354
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,125
I'm boring.
355
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,125
I'm obnoxious.
356
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,458
I'm friendless,
357
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,125
and often have bad gas
358
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,291
and blame it
on other people.
359
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,083
Mm...
360
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,375
[cheerless chuckles]
361
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:46,750
Well, I only have so much
patience with people
before I zap them...
362
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:50,416
-Wait--
-...with a zinger.
363
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,208
[laughing]
364
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,000
Yup. Yup.
Just kidding!
365
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,458
We love each other.
366
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,166
Aw.
367
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,583
Cousin hug?
368
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,625
Yeah!
369
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,750
Love you, cuz!
370
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,250
[evil laugh]
371
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,958
[chuckles]
372
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,333
Aw, that's so nice!
373
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,625
I'm actually really close
with my family, too,
374
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,375
which is something I guess
we have in common.
375
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,333
[chuckles] I need
to go to the bathroom.
376
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,583
Oh. Well, then,
I'll just go with you.
377
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,708
Uh, that won't
be necessary.
378
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,625
Can do it on my own.
Been doing it for a while now.
379
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,875
But we always go
together, remember?
380
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,125
Not this time.
381
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,875
I need to do this
on my own,
382
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,166
if you know what I mean.
383
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,833
Uh, yeah, I do know
what you mean,
384
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,458
which is why
I'm going with you.
385
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,458
Uh, Cassandra, chill.
386
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,416
Let her go
to the bathroom by herself.
387
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,750
I mean, it's not like
she's an escaped convict
or something!
388
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,375
No, haha!
389
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,416
Fine, yeah, go ahead.
Just, uh, make smart choices.
390
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,583
I don't think she has
much of a choice.
391
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,208
You know, usually
once you get inside there,
392
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,416
whatever happens,
happens, you know?
393
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,250
[laughs cheerlessly]
394
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,000
Yeah, so how'd
you two meet?
395
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,333
Uh, actually,
we're both honor students,
396
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,583
-and we, uh...
-[beep, zap]
-[Bernice screams]
397
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,375
Uh, maybe you actually
should go check on KC.
398
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,708
Mm, no, I think she's fine.
399
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:21,000
[beeps]
400
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,333
Mm-hmm, on second thought,
it never hurts to check.
401
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,083
[beeping]
402
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,583
You're not going anywhere!
403
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,333
[fight grunts]
404
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,500
Whoa!
405
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,708
[pressured water
hissing]
406
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,958
Cassandra, are you okay?
407
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,958
Yeah, yeah,
no, I'm good.
408
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,500
I'm good, just uh...
409
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,500
turned the faucet up
a little high, and, uh...
410
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,875
sprayed me a little.
411
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,875
A little?
412
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,750
It looks like you didn't
make it to the stall.
413
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,708
Where's KC?
414
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:46,458
Uh, she had to leave
unexpectedly, or...
415
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,875
not so unexpectedly.
416
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,958
I can't believe
she blew me off again.
417
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,458
No, she didn't blow you off.
She told me to tell you that--
418
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,458
You know what?
I don't care.
419
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,583
Just tell her I said
I know she's hiding something.
420
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,375
What? No, I just
told you. She's--
421
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,375
You know what? Really,
I don't even care what it is.
422
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,708
I'm over her, and you can
tell her that I said so.
423
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,500
Uh! Okay!
424
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,333
Fine! My cousin
don't want you, anyway!
425
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,333
Oh, man, this was
definitely not worth
426
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,750
breaking a maniac
out of prison.
427
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:22,208
Oh, sitting on this ground
is starting to make
my back hurt.
428
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,500
Are you sure it's not just
the pain of toughening up?
429
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,458
This is all your fault.
430
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,291
If you weren't so spoiled,
I wouldn't have had
to teach you a lesson.
431
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,708
Yeah, because it's
always the child's fault
that he's spoiled.
432
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,458
The parent has
nothing to do with it.
433
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,875
And exactly what lesson
have I learned?
434
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:44,083
That plants and gravel
do not a meal make?
435
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,416
One more word
out of you, and--
436
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,458
What, you're gonna
kick me out of the house?
437
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,708
Because it's generally
the people inside the house
438
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,958
who can kick people
out of it.
439
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,250
You know what?
440
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,000
I've had enough of this.
441
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,458
I will not...
442
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,416
be locked out...
443
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,750
of my own house!
444
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,458
Uhh!
445
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,458
Yes!
446
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,208
You know the spare key is
actually under that rock, right?
447
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,291
Oh. Sorry.
448
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,833
Oh, don't be.
449
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,250
Come here, son.
450
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,750
This is exactly what
I wanted to happen.
451
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,500
See, you're always
so laid back.
452
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,250
I wanted you to be
a man of action.
453
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,416
I send you out
in the world
454
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,583
and I put you in some
dangerous situations,
455
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,000
and I need to know
you can handle yourself.
456
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,416
And clearly you can.
457
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,166
I'm proud of you, boy!
458
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,625
Thanks, Dad!
459
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,166
So, uh, what are we
telling Mom about the door?
460
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,625
Beats me.
That's all you!
461
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,875
Man of action.
462
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
[wail] Mom!
463
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,166
Well, Bernice is gone.
464
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,875
I just ran
a facial recognition scan
465
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,875
of all the security footage
in the area,
466
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,333
and the only face I found
was my own!
467
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:12,583
Apparently, I went
to the Olive Pit with her
and left without her,
468
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,208
which I already knew, so...
469
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,333
Well, you know what,
KC, maybe you should've
470
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,125
put some sort
of tracker on her.
471
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,458
Oh, really, Marisa!
Wow, why didn't I think of that?
472
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,333
I have been the best friend
of a spy for some time now,
473
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,291
so I've learned
a few tricks of the trade.
474
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,833
Marisa, it's not helping, okay?
Seriously, look.
475
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,458
Bernice is dangerous, okay,
and it's all my fault
476
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,458
because I'm the one
who let her out,
477
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,458
and I don't know
what to do!
478
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,458
You should've never
broken her out of prison.
479
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,250
What you should've done is put
me in one of those KC disguises
480
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:47,625
like I wore when I had to cover
for you at the Organization.
481
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,250
Marisa, I do not say
this often enough,
482
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,208
but you are a genius!
483
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,583
Yay!
484
00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:00,583
No! I don't wanna go to jail!
485
00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:03,000
Good job, Marisa, you're
coming off really believable!
486
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,958
No! No, no, no!
I'm not kidding!
487
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:09,583
I-I-I changed my mind!
I don't wanna be you!
488
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,458
I don't wanna go to jail!
489
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,375
Marisa... Uh, mm!
490
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:14,875
Excuse me, Officer,
491
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,583
could you help me
with this prisoner?
492
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,583
Don't make me
tase you, Bernice!
493
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,958
[Marisa sobbing]
494
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,708
No! I thought you
were my friend!
495
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,583
[woman]
Rob, your name's on TV!
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