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Excuse me.

Excuse me.
Excuse me!

This entire school
has prom fever.

That's all anybody
can talk about.

"I'm going with Kaitlyn,
I'm going with Spencer."

Does anybody care about,
I don't know, the environment,

or perhaps
the state of the economy?

Nobody asked you yet?

No. I don't get it;
I'm fun.

Look, KC, you still
have plenty of time.

I still haven't even decided
who I'm going with.

How many people
have asked you?

Just four...

...teen.

Fourteen. Wow.
Well, I'm at
negative one.

What? Okay, come on,
how could you be at
negative one?

Tony Picadello asked me,
then he said,

"Just kidding,"
and ran away, laughing, so...

KC, trust me.

Someone fantastic
is gonna ask you
to prom.

KC, would you make me
the happiest guy in
school and--

Yes, yes, of course.

Talk Marisa into
going to prom with me.

Of course.
Knew that.

Negative two.

♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life,
on red alert ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always
got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪

♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪

I keep it undercover.

I keep it
undercover.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, excuse me,
excuse me.

What are you two doing?

You're smooshing
the couch cushions.

Okay? Papa Earl will be here
any minute

with his new fiancée.

We don't wanna give him
any reason to criticize Dad.

We need to make sure
everything is perfect.

You heard her, Ernie.
Pack your bags.

- Hey, do not talk
to Ernie like that.
- Thank you.

At least, not while
Papa Earl's here.

We need to maintain
the illusion

that we love each other.

In that case,
I'll go pack my bags.

Guys, I'm serious, okay?

We need to be loving
and supportive of Dad right now.

What the heck are you
doing, you crazy old man?

What is this holey
old shirt?

Oh, please, KC, no matter
what I do,

my dad's gonna
be on my case.

Your dad's right, KC.
Papa Earl is who he is.

Yeah, mean and critical
and never has a nice thing
to say about me.

[rapid knocking on door]

Hey, Papa Earl
is in the house!

Betty, I want you to meet
my beautiful family,

and this is
my pride and joy.

Oh, yeah.

My boy, my boy.

Oh, Earl, what is
wrong with you?

Let him go,
come on, let him go...

so I can hug him.
[raucous laughter]

Aw, look at that.

And you were worried about
Papa Earl coming to visit.

[all laughing]

Listen up,
listen up, listen up.

Am I the luckiest guy
on Earth?

I mean, I got the best son
in the world.

I got the most
beautiful family.

And now, I got
this fabulous woman on my arm.

I really scored,
didn't I?

You're not the only one.

Betty gave me the greatest gift
I've ever gotten.

- I thought you said
I was your greatest gift.
- Things change. Keep up.

So how did
you lovebirds meet?

And please talk slowly.

She could use all the pointers
she can get.

Still can't scare up
a prom date.

[Betty laughing]

It was so romantic.

I went to his office
in gastric distress.

Ooh, I was tootin'
more than a French horn.

Well, feel free to skip to
the romantic part.

To make a long story short,

I said to her, "I can't
take out your gallbladder."

And I said, "Why not?"
And he said...

[both] Because I'd rather
take out the rest of you.

And we've been together
ever since.

You know, Betty,
you look really familiar.

I guess I got
one of those kind of faces,

because if we had met,
I would've remembered

a beauty like you.

[Earl] She is beautiful,
isn't she?

Takes after her dad.

Look at that
bone structure.

Like you were carved
out of marble.

Okay.

Okay, thank you, Daddy.
Thanks.

What is going on
with my father?

What do you mean?

This is a sign
of affection.

The only other sign
I ever got from him

was a "Do Not
Disturb Me" sign.

Your dad's in
a good mood,

because he's in love
and he's happy.

So when he's happy,

he actually likes me?

Is it too soon
to call you Mommy?

Oh, yeah.

Psst.

Don't tell Papa Earl
I told you,

but we're eloping to
Las Vegas next week.

[laughs]

I never could
keep a secret.

Secret, huh?

Speaking of which,
don't tell your mom,

but that bracelet,
16 bucks at
the airport gift shop.

Mm-hm. My mama
always said,

"Don't arrive
empty-handed,

but don't arrive with
empty pockets either."

I'm worried about Betty.

She told me that
she couldn't keep a secret,

it got me thinking.

You remember that cold case
seminar that we took

- at the Organization?
- Yeah, that was
a disappointment.

I thought it was
a cold cuts seminar.

The whole time they were
droning on about unsolved cases,

and I was just hankering for
hard salami on pumpernickel.

I was paying attention.

Check out
this Margaret Turner case file.

Okay, so in 1977,

Margaret Turner
stole secret files

that compromised
the Organization's agents

all over the world.

The Organization tracked her
to a hotel on F Street,

but the only thing
they found

was a half-eaten room service
waffle and a hairbrush.

What a waste of
a perfectly good waffle.

Anyway...

this was the only known
photo of Margaret Turner.

See? Right there.
That is her,

the woman who's been using
our decorative hand towels,

Margaret Turner,
the traitor.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

That doesn't look
like Gammy to me.

She's not our Gammy.

Look, Judy, can you use
your photo recognition software?

I can confirm,
it is definitely...

an old grainy image
of a woman

who may or may not be
our Gammy Betty.

Not our Gammy.

Guys, come on, don't you
find it a little suspicious

that, out of nowhere,

suddenly some woman falls
in love with Papa Earl?

I think you should
find it inspiring.

It may take
another 50 years,

but you'll find
a prom date eventually.

Earl, I don't think
I've seen you this happy.

That Betty has put
a sparkle in your eye.

And a hop in my step.

Not to mention, she put
baking soda in my fridge.

Apparently, it smelled
like fish and whatnot.

It's so good to have
a woman back in my life.

Well, it's been a pleasure
getting to know Betty,

and she should
get to know me.

Let her know that
my birthstone is Sapphire.

I mean, you deserve
every bit of happiness.

The happier you are,
the happier I am.

And that's why
you are my favorite son.

Technically,
he's your only son.

Hey, don't be
correcting my daddy.

He said I'm his favorite,
so I'm his favorite.

Hey, Dad, can I talk
to you for a second

- in the backyard?
- Yeah, sure.

Look, Dad, I, uh,
I have some information.

It turns out that Betty's
real name is Margaret Turner.

She's a traitor who sold
Organization secrets

- back in the 1970's.
- How do you know it's her?

I looked into the Organization
cold case files,

and I found a picture.

Are you kidding me?

I've seen pictures of Bigfoot
clearer than this.

Uh, excuse me.

I have more proof.
Yeah.

She told me
she couldn't keep a secret.

And get this.

Mom's fancy little bracelet,

airport gift shop.

Do you know how crazy
you sound right now?

Listen.

My dad is happy, which means
he suddenly likes me.

I don't wanna hear
another word about this

unless you have real proof.

[laughing]
Oh, good morning.

Come on in, everybody.
I'm makin' waffles!

Yeah.

That!
That right there.

That was another
piece of information
in the file.

Margaret Turner
liked waffles.

Who's crazy now?

KC, everybody likes waffles.

They have
syrup-holding pockets!

Get proof
or get lost.

Doesn't look like
Bigfoot to me.

Well, so...

What are you girls
up to?

Judy and I?

We were just
playing this little game

I like to play;
you should join.

It's called "Where Was I
In the Spring of 1977"?

Okay, I'll go first.
Um...

I wasn't born.

Uh, Judy, how about you?

Oh, wasn't born either.
[forced laughter]

So, Betty, you're up.

KC, can I tell you
a little secret?

Not that you could
stop yourself.

My memory's
not what it used to be.

1977...

I can barely remember

what I ate for breakfast
this morning.

It was waffles.

Waffles and lies.

KC, did you ever
just consider

she's just a nice lady
who likes your grandfather?

Oh, go charge yourself.

- Hey.
- What is that?

Just a little project
I've been working on.

Are you doing schoolwork?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I came up with a solution

to your little
prom-blem.

Prom-blem.
Did you see what I did there?

Yeah. In fact, they can
see it from the space station.

Look, I thought, instead
of waiting for some guy

to ask you, why don't
you do the asking?

I would, but
everybody's taken.

Bup-bup-bup.
I have here in my hands

the board of availability.

Here's a list of
every available guy in school,

along with their
height, weight,

and likelihood
to rent a limo.

You know,
the important things.

What about
their personalities?

Tick-tock,
you want a date or not?

Now just pick
any one of these guys.

[phone chimes]

No, except Bobby Wilcox.

[phone chimes]

And Bobby Whitsett.

Marisa, give it up.
This whole thing is hopeless.

Oh, come on, KC.
Don't give up the fight.

There's still plenty
of available guys

at Franklin, Roseland,
and Morgan Park.

Marisa, those are all
junior high schools.

Hey, you know what?
Some of those guys
are really mature.

[KC coughing]

[Ernie coughing]

Okay, so we need to find
Margaret Turner's case file,

and then we need to get
the hairbrush out of it
so we can have a DNA sample.

Wow, this cold case
storage room

has more dirt
than Marisa's diary.

How would you know?

I didn't become a hacker
just to save the world.

All right,
the case files should be

in section five.

Row...

double R,

which is all the way
up there.

Ernie, start
climbing.

Why do I have to climb?
Why can't we send Judy?

Because if I fall,
it'll cost a lot of money

to repair me, but if
you fall, no one'll care.

I'll care!

Listen, Papa Earl's happiness
depends on what we find.

Come on, man,
start climbing.

[sighs]
All right.

Just so you know,
if I fall,

I'm aiming for you.

Not seeing a row double R
up here, guys,

but I do see
some tiny adorable puppies.

Wait, they're not puppies.

They're rats.

Rats?!

[shrieking]

Oh, look at that.

Section five, row double R
was down here all along.

Perfect. There's still
some hair on it.

Great. Now we just have to get
Betty's DNA and compare the two.

In case anyone was wondering,
I'm okay.

The rats broke my fall.

[snoring]

How do we get
her DNA?

Blood's always best.

Don't you dare.

Look, all we're gonna do
is get a strand of her hair,

and then compare
the DNA samples.

Go ahead, Ernie.

What's with
the "go ahead, Ernie"?

You pull the strand of hair.

I already fell off
a shelving unit and took
out a family of rats.

I like the woman.
You're the one who's suspicious.

You do it.

Okay, fine.
Nobody needs you.

Judy, go ahead.

Sh!

Okay, Plan B.

I'll get the DNA.

Goin' in.

Get in there good.

Massage those gums.

It's where
the good DNA is.

I don't know
how you do it in D.C.,

but in Atlanta,

we don't stick our fingers
in the houseguests' mouths.

Or anyplace else,
for that matter.

Would you like to tell me,
what were you doing?

Oh, we just, um...

we noticed that you had
a little something

stuck in your teeth
from lunch, and so,

we didn't want you
to be too embarrassed.

So wakin' up with
your hand in my mouth,
that's less embarrassing?

- We're glad you agree.
- [nervous laughter]

Okay, guys, how about we let
Betty and her clean teeth

nap in peace?

I told you we should've
gone with blood.

Sh!

KC, if this is about
that old spy case again,

you better have
foolproof proof.

Dad, we do. Okay?

Judy ran the DNA test,
and it turns out,

it's a 99% match.

So what I'm hearing is,

there's still a one percent
chance you're wrong.

And I'm not about
to risk my happiness
over one percent.

You mean
Papa Earl's happiness?

No, mine.

Look, I finally got
the dad I always wanted.

I can laugh with him,
I can hang out with him.

I'm not ready
to give that up.

Craig, honey, look,
I know this is upsetting,

but we have
a moral responsibility

to enforce the law.

But I still think I can
morally keep the jewelry.

Hey, Dad.

How about me, you,
and Ernie go out for
a little bachelor party?

Isn't Ernie a little young
for a bachelor party?

Aren't you a little old
for one?

I tell you, Craig,
this guy is even funnier
than his haircut.

He must get
his sense of humor from you.

Oh, come on, Dad.

[rueful chuckling]
I'm gonna miss happy Daddy.

So, Betty,

guess it's just
us gals, huh?

Oh, are we having
a bachelorette party?

Because if a policeman comes in
carrying a boom box,

and wearing a rip-away shirt
shows up, I'm in.

Well, there definitely
gonna be policemen involved.

Just not the dancing kind.

Do you know who had a really
super fun bachelorette party?

My twin sister when she
remarried a few years ago.

I woke up with this.
Look.

"Beast mode"?

Seemed like
a good idea at the time.

Did it?
Did it really?

Okay, wait, you have
a twin sister?

Mm-hmm. Identical
twin sister. Midge.

And I know this is obvious,
but she's gorgeous.

Wait a minute, your twin
sister's name is Midge?

Which is short
for Margaret.

Which explains why it was
only a 99% match.

Um, Betty,
out of curiosity,

where does Margaret live?

Some remote island
off of Puget Sound.

I swear, the woman's
such a recluse.

Not for long.
She's about to get
a couple of visitors.

Who is it?!

Delivery.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I got something
for you, too.

You'll never
take me alive.

All right,
we're going in.

[laser blasts,
glass breaking]

Let me guess.

Betty sold me out.

She never could
keep a secret.

All right, KC,
I finally found
the perfect prom date for you.

Marisa, please,
I do not wanna hear
the word prom

for as long as I live.

No, no, I told you
someone special's gonna ask you,

and I was right.

Okay, no, please,
tell me.

Who is this special,
magical person

who's gonna show up and make
all my prom dreams come true?

KC Cooper, will you please
do me the honor

of being my prom date?

Aww, Marisa,
that's so sweet.

Look, I don't care
how many guys asked me.

There's no one I'd have
a better time with than you.

In that case...

it's a yes.

Yay!

But on one condition.

I'm not wearing a dress.

Oh, no, you're lucky
you have a date at all.

You'll wear
that I tell you to wear.

And I have narrowed it
down to six options,
so I'm gonna go get 'em.

Well, it was so nice
meeting everyone,

and thank you for
your hospitality.

You are welcome here
any time,

and don't feel it necessary
to bring any more of
your amazing gifts,

especially the diamond-cut
earrings that match
this bracelet.

No, you don't have to.

Unless you want to.

Well, when it comes to
my daughter-in-law,

I spare no expense.

KC, give Papa Earl
a big old hug.

Aww, we're gonna
miss you, Papa Earl.

And you, too,
Gammy.

Oh!

And I can't wait for you
to meet the family

at Christmas, especially
my twin sister.

If she ever calls me back.

I'm sure she'll
call you back...

collect from prison.

Hey, Dad, um,
I just wanted to say,

um, this was
the best visit ever,

and I really appreciate
the way you treated me.

What are you
talkin' about?

What nonsense is that?

Come on, Dad.

I know I got
on your nerves.

Always have.

But now you got Betty,
and you're happy.

You're nice to me.

I know we've had
our differences, son,

but I love you

with all my heart,

and I have since
the day you were born.

I guess I'm just
getting better

at expressing it.

I love you, too, Daddy.

Now get outta my house,
old man.

I don't wanna
see you till Christmas.

Who's ready to put on
a fashion show

♪ for their prom date? ♪

Rob, your name's on TV.