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Previously...

I was wondering
if you'd be willing

to talk to the Organization
about officially recruiting me.

( cackles )

Oh, you're serious.

Interesting. You wanna
go to college,

but the Organization
is trying to stop you,

sort of like how I want
to be a spy,

and you're trying
to stop me.

Marisa, I'm just
trying to protect you.

Maybe I don't need
protecting.

Maybe I'm not the dumb
weak friend that you
seem to think I am.

I didn't mean--

And you don't care
about protecting me.

It is all about you
and what you want.

It is always about you,

and I am so sick of it,
so you know what?

I am making a choice.

I'm backing off
this friendship.

Taking a break from you.

Hey, stranger.

Haven't talked
to you all day,

except if you count
earlier, you know,

in the hallway where
I said, "Hey, Marisa,"

and you ignored me
and ran away.

I didn't know
you can run that fast.

You should try out
for track.

Well, is this seat taken?

Oh, no. Have a seat.

Oh, cool.

Over there.

On second thought,
I will just stand.

Mmm.
Yummy.

Spaghetti.

Remember. Remember
when we were kids,

we used to call it
"pasketti"?

Aw!
Good times.

( clears throat )

Okay, Marisa, come on.
How long are you
gonna be mad at me?

KC, what part of
"taking a break"

do you not understand?

I'm not saying I'm
never gonna talk to you again,

because clearly,
I'm talking to you right now,

but I'm only talking
to you right now

to tell you I don't
wanna talk to you anymore,

so if you could go away
so I can stop talking to you.

Okay, Marisa,
we both know

that eventually, we're
just gonna hug it out,

get fro-yo and be
besties again.

Can we just skip
to the fro-yo part,

and get this
over with, please?

Oh, KC, thank you
for explaining it to me,

because as you
previously mentioned,

when I said I wanted
to be a spy,

that I'm not very bright.

But now, thanks to you,
I understand everything,

and in case you missed it,
I'm being sarcastic.

Nope. Pretty much
nailed that.

Well, can I at least
sit with you,

'cause I know
you hate eating alone.

I'm not eating alone.

I'm having lunch with
my good friend Joe.

Uh, I'm not Joe.
My name is Brady.

Yeah, right.

But we're such good friends
that I call him Joe.

It's a nickname for Brady.

Actually, it's
a nickname for Joseph.

- Yeah, she's right.
- ( forced laughter )

You're so funny, Joe.

Hey, remember when
we were kids,

and we used to call
this "pasketti"?

No, 'cause I just met you.

Okay, well,

I'm starting to sense you won't
be forgiving me any time soon,

so I will just
eat lunch with this guy.

Cool. Pull up a chair.

On second thought,
I'll go to the library.

♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life,
on red alert ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always
got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪

♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪

I keep it undercover.

I keep it
undercover.

No. No, no, no.

This cannot be happening.
Mom!

What, are we under attack?

Or worse, is Mrs. Goldfeder
coming over

with family vacation photos?

No. Marisa is walking
to school with some lanky guy

named Brady.

I'm supposed to be
her only lanky friend.

Now I'm completely
friendless.

Unless she's just
doing this to annoy me.

If you're telling this story
to annoy me,

it's working.

Judy, can't you see
that KC's upset?

Honey, look,
it's gonna be all right.

Marisa's been your
best friend since
you were three years old.

She's a part of your life,
and a part of this family.

Part of the reason
this town has a teen curfew.

But Mom, you
weren't there, okay?

You didn't hear
the things she said to me.

Honey,
these things happen.

I used to fight like
two cats in a pillowcase

with my best friend Josie.

You didn't invent
teen drama.

This is not teen drama.
This is the end of my life!

I guess she really did
save the drama for her mama.

Judy, please.

I mean, what else
was I supposed to do?

Go to the Organization
and say,

"Yeah, my best friend
Marisa,

who hasn't read a book
since Where's Waldo,

is completely qualified
to be a spy."

Now she'll never
talk to me,

and I'm gonna die
all alone.

All right.
Calm down.

Just go and make it right
between the two of you.

Otherwise, I'm gonna
have to be your new
best friend.

Yep, and we'll get
matching track pants,

and spend
all our time together.

Okay, I'll apologize
to Marisa until
she forgives me.

Can I ask you a question
about parenting?

Mm-hmm.
What's up?

Is it hard for you
to pretend that you
actually care about this stuff?

Don't you ever just
wanna laugh in her face?

You know something, Judy.

If you wanna pass
as a human being,

you might try
acting like one.

You need to learn
empathy, missy.

Instead of making
your little snide remarks,

try actually taking
an interest in people.

If you want interest,
open a savings account

at the bank of who cares!

Oh.

That does sound kinda bad.

Oh, whoops a daisy.

Dropped my papers.

Oh. Hey, Monique.

Hi, Ernie.

Our model UN team
really killed it this week
against Madison High, huh?

Yeah, in fact,

I'm throwing a little
celebration for the team

at my house
tomorrow night.

France is coming,
Italy's coming,
India's coming.

- You should come
too, Canada.
- I'd love to.

- I'll wear my traditional
Canadian garb.
- Which is?

- Exactly what I'm wearing.
- All right.

- What time does
the party start.
- Whenever you get there.

♪ Who the man,
who the man ♪

♪ Who the man,
I'm the man ♪

♪ I'm the man ♪

Okay.

Hey, Marisa, um...

I just wanted to say
that you were 100% right
and I was 100% wrong.

Wouldn't that make me
200% right?

Okay, you're not
making this very easy.

But look,
I hate this, okay?

I miss you,
and I miss us,

and I will do anything
to make it up to you.

- Wow, you really are sorry.
- Yes, I am.

And you'll do anything
to make it up to me?

Well...
except that.

Then we have
nothing else to talk about.

Fine.

Hey, Marisa.

Who's that girl again?

No one. Just someone
I used to be friends with.

Let's go.

Hey, is this Joanna?

Hey, yeah, this is KC.

Um, I was just connecting
with some old friends

to see if you wanted
to hang out tonight.

KC Cooper.

Uh, from Girl Scouts.

Tall, dark brown hair.

Big feet.

Uh, oh,
you remember that time

I accidentally got gum
stuck in your hair,

and then your mom
had to cut it out,

and it left
a little bald patch,

and we just laughed
and laughed and...

Hello?

Hello.

Well, there goes
both of 'em.

Oh, hey, Judy.
Will you hang out
with me?

Sure. Just until
I find my headphones.

Oh, there they are.
Hang's over.

Wait, wait, wait.

It's just,
you know,

Marisa's not
talking to me,

and I don't really
have anything else
to do tonight.

Believe it or not,
I don't have that many friends.

No, I believe it.

Oh ho ho,
oh, oui, oui.

( knocking on door )

( clears throat )

Hello, Canada.

On behalf of Japan,
I want to welcome you

to my Model UN
feast-ival.

I made food from
every country

represented
by our team.

Impressive.

The only thing
you don't have

is our team.
Where is everyone?

Oh, yeah,
they all canceled
at the last minute,

except for Switzerland,
who never committed
in the first place.

( forced laughter )

Ah, UN humor.
Never gets old, huh?

So it's just
the two of us?

Hey, their loss
is our gain.

Our weight gain.

So what country
are tater skins from?

The People's Republic
of Idaho?

( forced laughter )

That's funny.

I love you...
I mean, I love that joke.

Hey, what's going on
down here?

Oh, we're celebrating
the success of our
Model UN team.

Oh, cool.
Hey, can I have some?

- There's not enough.
- Don't be silly, Ernie.

There's literally enough
for the actual UN.

Would you like
to join us?

Absolutely.

Join us.

Yeah, everyone else
canceled.

The more,
the merrier.

Come on,
what do you say?

Make sure you say
the right thing.

You know what?

I will join you.

And here I was thinking
I had nothing to do tonight.

Turns out there's a party
in my own house.

( laughs )

Oh, this looks dope.
Where's this from?

It's an Estonian cheese
from a region known as
Buttinsky.

Huh. Never heard of it.

Really, KC?

Because I'm pretty sure
you've been there many times.

Some might say
you're the honorary
mayor of Buttinsky.

Wait a minute.

KC? How did I not
put this together?

You're the KC Cooper
who founded

Hamilton High's
Model UN group.

Guilty.

I can't believe I'm here
with the KC Cooper.

You're, like, a legend.

Oh, stop it.

Yes, it's true,
she's a legend.

And like most legends,

she doesn't like
to talk about her
accomplishments.

She likes to sit alone
in her room,

and remember
the good old days.

Go ahead, KC.
Go back to your room.

Go remember.
Go on.

You were just a freshman

when your Model UN team
got to the New York finals.

Yeah. You know,
I will never forget

giving my keynote address
in front of the actual
General Assembly.

No way! You have to
tell us all about it.

Does she?
Does she really?

Ernie, sh!
KC's talking.

You know, honestly, guys,

it's been so long,
I barely remember the details.

Hey, how about
some tacos?

But I do believe it went
a little something like this.

My esteemed colleagues
at the United Nations.

I believe it was
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
who once said,

"With the rise of
our economic globalization,

it is more pressing
now than ever

that we not leave behind
the developing nations
of the world."

Is she kidding me?

No. Boutros Boutros-Ghali
really said that.

Now sh!

Yeah, okay?
While you're at it,
make me a taco.

It's gonna be
a long speech.

That was the best nap
I have ever had.

I love algebra class.

Wait, this isn't
algebra class.

Am I in a dream?

I hope it's not that one
where I'm a fish,

and I spend
all my time in school.

( distorted voice )
Marisa Miller.

Yes.

We've been watching you.

We know what you did
to bring down

the head of
the Other Side.

We're very impressed.

I'm sorry.

Can you say that again?

I can barely
understand what you're saying,

and it sounded like
something important,

like a compliment.

Is this better?

(voice deepens )
Is this better?

Much.

As I was saying,
we're impressed with
your intelligence,

and we'd like you
to join the Organization.

I'd love to!

You're not interested.

No, I totally am.

Just tell us, and we'll
wipe your memory.

No, I'm committed.

- What?
- I said I'm committed.

You know what? I'm having
trouble hearing you now.

I'll just come in.

Welcome to
the Organization, Marisa.

Brady?
You are a spy?

Yes, I am.

What a coincidence

that we just, like,
randomly met at school.

Wait, it wasn't
a coincidence, was it?

I'm gonna be
good at this.

After you.

Hey. You're already here.
Wait, am I late?

No, you're right on time.

I always arrive early
so I can practice saying

the hard-to-pronounce
menu items.

You know, my friend Marisa,

she actually once
pronounced scissors
as "skissors."

( laughter )

Forget about her,
'cause tonight is about
new friendships.

I really like
your jacket.

Oh, thanks.

Okay, go ahead.

- Let the fire storm
of mocking begin.
- Excuse me?

No, it's all right,
girl, I can handle it.
Um, try something like this.

KC, nice shoes.
Do they come in
girl sizes?

It's funny because
I got big feet,

and you know,
guy shoes.

I actually think
your look is really cool.

Oh. Thanks.

Did you ever consider
dying your hair blonde?

- Why would I do that?
- No reason.

Look, there's KC.
I knew she believed in me.

I'm gonna go over
and thank her

for recommending me
to be a spy.

She never recommended you.

Of course she did.

Why else would you have
invited me to play?

You mean recruited you.

Right. Still learning
the lingo.

So wait.
KC didn't recommend me?

Then why did you
recruit me?

Marisa, we've been
keeping an eye on you.

We think that you are
really smart,

and have the potential
to be a great spy.

Thank you.

I can't wait to rub this
in KC's face.

Actually, she can't know
that you're a spy and
that I'm your handler.

- Why not?
- No idea.

The Organization just
wants her to think

I'm another student
at Hamilton.
Just following orders.

So she really never
recommended me?

Sorry, no.

You know what?

Let's get out of here.

Hey, it's me.

Yeah, Marisa's on board.

Doesn't suspect a thing.

I can't believe you.
I was the one who was
interested in Monique

and now, all of a sudden,
she's your best friend?

I went through
a lot of trouble--

Into deceiving her
into thinking

there was a party here?

There was a party.
A party of two.

Until you came in
and hypnotized her

with your
Boutros Boutros-Ghali talk.

You stole her
from me.

If I could steal her,

she probably wasn't
yours to begin with.

You know what?

I've noticed a disturbing
pattern with you, KC.

First, you don't
listen to people.

Then you dump on 'em.

And finally,
you alienate 'em.

You did it to me,
you did it to Marisa,

and then you did it
to Monique.

Okay, that is not true.
Monique and I had
a great time last night.

- You tried to turn her
into Marisa.
- I did not.

You asked her
to dye her hair blonde.

As a style choice.

I thought it would make
her blue eyes pop.

Marisa's eyes are blue.
Monique's are brown.

Uh, not if she wore
the contacts I gave her.

Okay, I'm being
ridiculous.
I'm sorry.

Okay, I just...

I miss my best friend,

and I know it's no excuse,
so I'm sorry, Ernie.

Don't apologize to me.

I'm your brother.

I'm stuck with you.

It's Monique you should
be apologizing to.

While you're at it,
put in a good word for me.

It's not too late
to turn this thing around.

Yeah, you're right.

I'll apologize to her
on Friday when
I hang out with her.

No, I want to hang
out with her on Friday.

Sorry, just girls only.
Me and Marisa.

Her name's Monique.

I knew that.

Here's the deal, Marisa.

You're gonna make up
with KC, and you're
gonna do it today.

- That's right. Today.
- Why do you even care?

Because she's trying
to steal my girl,

and it has to stop.
Got it?

Never gonna happen.

So what I'm hearing is,
you'll think it over?

No, what you're hearing is,
never gonna happen.

Great. So you'll get back
to me in a couple of days

with your
definitive answer?

I am done with KC.

I'm never gonna
have a girlfriend.

Hey.

I got your
first assignment.

Oh, I'm ready.
Just name it.

You're going to be
best friends with KC again.

Can't I do something
more pleasant,

like take a math test
or rip up my own fingernails?

Marisa...

we think that KC
might be giving intel

to the Other Side.

Your mission is to
regain her trust
and get her to talk.

Are you sure?

KC never does
anything wrong.

Well, she negotiated
with the head of
the Other Side

- behind our back.
- She did.

And stole a helicopter.

She did.

Oh, and she told you
that she was a spy,

and didn't
memory spray you.

She did...
and she didn't.

Anyway...

we don't know for sure
if the Other Side
has turned her.

That's why we need you
to make up with her
and find out anything you can.

Mission accomplished.

Wait, I say that
when I'm done, right?

I'm still learning
the lingo.

ANNOUNCER:
Coming up after the break,

Lulu introduces her top choices
for her Prince Charming

to her bestie Cassandra.

Will Cassandra approve?

Who cares what
Cassandra thinks?

She may be your friend
now, Lulu,

but the second you say
one wrong thing to her,

she'll never
talk to you again,

and you wind up being alone,
yelling at the TV.

- So what are we watching?
- Hey, Marisa.

Marisa!
Hey! Hey, you're here.

And you're talking to me.
Wait, are we making up?

- Please tell me
we're making up.
- We're making up.

You're welcome.

Marisa, I am so sorry.

Honestly, you're
my best friend,

and I never meant
to hurt your feelings.

No, it was
all my fault.

I thought about
what you said.

Like I was actually
gonna ever be in
the Organization.

I mean,
what was I thinking?

I don't know
the first thing about spying.

So let's hang out.
Catch up.

You know what,
I would love to.

- ( bracelet chimes )
- But it turns out I can't,

'cause I have
a last-minute mission
in Mexico,

so I gotta go
pack my gear. Sorry.

Oh, well,
let me help you,

and you can tell me
all about it.

Really?
You'd do that?

- What are best friends for?
- Thanks.