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Sever Studio
with Russia 1 TV Channel.
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Producers: R. Nasibulin, V. Izvekov
Production Manager: M. Dovladbegyan.
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This is not Earth. It's another planet...
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identical, about 800 years behind.
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There were a few similar planets.
This one was smaller and closer.
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And local Gray castles were reminiscent
of early Renaissance.
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So about 30 scientists were sent here.
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But โRenaissanceโ didn't happen here.
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Just a reaction to something
that almost didn't happen.
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In the city of Arkanar,
the capital of Oltregolfo,
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it started with destroying the university
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of the way of thinking.
And a hunt for thinkers - wise guys -
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Based on Hard to Be a Goa',
a novel by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky
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bookworms
and talented artisans.
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Some fled to the neighboring Irukan.
It was better there.
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Others broke down or were executed.
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By the squads of Don Reba,
the Crown Security Minister.
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Squad members -
drovers and shopkeepers - wore gray.
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Gray troops, gray minister,
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the color of the local stone,
of the worst quality.
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The royal guard was pushed aside.
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Nothing hit, or pinched, even!
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Screenplay by
S. Karmalita, A. German.
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Poverty, poverty.
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Director: A. Yu. German.
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Enough, enough, enough.
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The stones were white and flat.
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Cinematography by
V. Llyin, Yu. Klimenko.
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Fika, the redheaded butcher, where is he?
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Production design by S. Kokovkin,
G. Kropachev, E. Zhukova.
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Rains here were short and sticky.
But the fogs were long.
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They came from the gulf
and returned there.
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HARD TO BE A GOD
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He often cried in his sleep.
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Because he killed, in his sleep.
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He wasn't allowed to kill, ever.
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Then he heard his grandma's voice.
From his childhood on Earth.
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โThe child is crying.โ
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She smoked a cigarette and said,
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โChildren's tears are water.
It's all in your head, boy!โ.
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The Noble Don Rumata -
Leonid Yarmolnik.
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He felt smoke on his forehead,
but it was only the draft' from a crack,
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where he had ordered
to place a large chest.
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He grasped the bed sheet tightly,
only to wake up.
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A chimney smoked downstairs
in his huge castle.
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The slaves spoke loudly,
though it was forbidden.
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He was not on Earth,
but on a different planet.
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Here he was
a 17th-generation noble don.
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An illegitimate son of Goran,
a local pagan god.
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Born from the god's mouth.
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Not everyone believed this.
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But everyone was on guard.
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Did you feed the turtle, idiot?
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Mice lick off the lard.
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They do.
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Are you wearing my boots again?
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It happened.
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It always happens to you.
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Costumes by Ye. Shapkaitz
Makeup by O. Izvekova, N. Ratkevich.
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The boots on the table.
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Music by V. Lebedev
Sound by N. Astakhov
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I'll hang myself.
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What?
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I'll hang myself.
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What?
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Why are you so loud when I'm sleeping?
I'd sell you all at the port. You too.
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It's a pity slaves have fallen in price.
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That's the way it is.
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Die, you monster!
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You die!
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It's autumn, there are no mice.
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Special thanks to A. German Jr.
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My whole life -
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A goose drowned here.
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A painting!
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It's a bit shallow.
Let's go headfirst.
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Piga, did you get the egg?
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The bees are killing
their queen.
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He bites like a ferret.
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Found this under the pig.
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The letters are so even.
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Let's go.
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Now, now.
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You, stinker, remember 40 years ago?
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Yes, like that, like that.
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You called my book the poop
of the Siu bird.
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- I don't remember.
- Don't you?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Forty years of life. My whole life.
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It's OK, you made it in time!
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Now you're going for a walk?
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Let go, Saanez!
The tube is ours.
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They stuck a wise guy
into the shit-house down there.
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His feet did this,
then he went โglub-glub.โ
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I was there, such a laugh!
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Return the flute to the Don.
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You bastard!
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You have to be careful with money.
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Bring it to him yourself, prankster,
or else I'll sell you at the port.
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Don.
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You thief!
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It's the same every fall.
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Don't know what to say.
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It's the same.
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Noble Don,
give the cripple a coin!
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The wind has changed,
now it smells like rot.
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The city was surrounded
by fetid bottomless Pitanian swamps.
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Still, people,
like the drowned bookworm,
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crept to Irukan at nights.
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There were Arata,
the Hunchback's rebel peasants
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or the refugee slaves from the tin mines,
transparent like moths,
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or Colonel Kusis's Gray soldiers.
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You pay or you die.
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All because they used
to create a second nature
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to decorate the life of people
who know no beauty.
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Or to create glass
that helped the half-blind to see
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and the ones who saw
to approach the sky.
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Don Rumata hid clover clogs here
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to sneak into Arkanar.
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What are you doing?
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We're learning to fly, mostly downward.
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Noble Don, take me from here.
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What a delight!
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Budakh the Doctor was to be
brought here from Irukan.
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He was a sober and logical mind
created by this civilization.
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A good interlocutor for Rumata
in the long evenings at Arkanar.
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But Budakh disappeared
together with the guards.
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Here's Pekh, the iron-tailed beast.
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You're lying. There's no such thing.
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It's turnip.
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Turnip.
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Exhale!
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He is lying!
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You even got the birds drunk!
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Now I'll kill him!
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Hit!
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Hit him!
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Bastard. Kill him!
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If you ever brew that slop again.
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Why is it so depressing?
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- Because it's fall.
- Yeah.
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Fall again?
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It is white.
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Unbearable!
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Look!
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Can you believe
that idiot synthesized alcohol?
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That toad! The first on this planet!
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Leonardo da Vinci.
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Earthlings gathered here
more rarely now.
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They drank more and more
and got mad at each other.
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I love you...
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but you don't love me.
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The hell with all those presidents, kings,
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get out of the way!
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I adopted a boy.
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He's alone, I'm alone.
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The boy is a thief.
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He's an orphan, bastard!
Now there's two of us.
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I saw Earth again in my sleep.
It's wonderful.
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Welcome here!
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Your guy Budakh disappeared.
And the officer too. They will kill him.
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I'll get Budakh.
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Give me this shovel.
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The boy volunteered to snitch.
On his own.
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Tell him to shut up. Clear?
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Like this.
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Hey, you old fart!
Give me a kiss!
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You've got ants in your mouth.
Here, eat that!
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A trap, I said.
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How many times have I told you!
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Pashka got caught in a trap!
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A boar trap!
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Don't set your foot -
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In order to remove this trap
it's necessary to cut the leg also!
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Give me a knife.
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It hurts, you jerks!
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You want some poison? A fine one!
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Listen, all! Twenty years ago -
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Twenty years ago one of us...
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an idiot,
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called โRenaissanceโ
the triumph of art here!
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On this shitty planet!
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I laughed.
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And you wrote that I'm an ass.
Maybe I am.
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But where's the art?
And the Renaissance? Not here.
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- And the whole life, eh?
- My mistake.
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Sorry, my bad.
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Listen, everyone.
I came here without guards.
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I was attacked by a runaway slave.
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He choked me, see.
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That's just a zit.
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I have to go back alone.
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An arrow in the eye will kill me!
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And you don't want to forgive me
before my death!
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He doesn't want to forgive me
before my death!
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Come on, let's kiss!
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This scumbag has
a whole crew of guards.
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- What a liar!
- I'm Munchhausen.
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What would you do without me?
Strange fools on a strange planet?
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Where is the leather bag?
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The bird Siu cries over there.
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Your fucking Renaissance is the most
vile age in the history of the Earth!
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Zurab, that's better.
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โIt's dark and quiet.
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Not to me, to someone else.โ
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Well?
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โNot to me, to someone else.
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"A wet umbrella rustled in."
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- Do you want it?
- Get lost!
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Look.
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Are you crazy?
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You creep!
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You creep!
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The Siu bird, never seen, steals silver.
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And the servants get punished.
Is that fair?
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That bird doesn't exist, you fool!
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Muga saw its shadow!
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What are you saying?
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Nobody saw it but Muga.
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Wonderful, only there's no happiness yet.
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Slave, like this or this?
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The rope noise scares the birds...
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and they fly to the swamp.
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If you put scales on the head...
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they peck the eyes out.
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One tobacconist,
a very smart man, he -
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Slave,
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like this or this?
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Master, I'm not going any further.
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It's too hard.
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You'll keep going, or I'll flog you.
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Master, you're kind,
'cause you're a god.
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I will surely ๏ฌog you,
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you'll think it's a nightmare.
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When I die, don't throw me into the gulf.
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Bury me in the ground.
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Even if it's in the barn!
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This Don Arata the Hunchback
is just a clot of swamp fog.
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I was always sure.
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They took the relics
of your holy father out.
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Arata and all his drunk peasants
melted too.
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- So, am I a bad poet?
- An awful one!
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โFalls on my soul like an autumn leaf.โ
โPrince and Barbarian girl.โ
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- I have the book.
- I burned it.
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How stupid of you!
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Give it to me.
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The archer is drunk, remove him!
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And the monk tells you -
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We're the young aristocracy.
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They did the right thing by drowning Bota
in the crap-house for such poetry. Not me!
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You think his poetry's bad?
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Did the prince cry today?
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- My good crossbowman!
- Insolent slave!
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Budakh didn't go through my office.
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Colonel Kusis left the army.
256
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,566
He and Don Reba are
in the lilac chambers.
257
00:33:42,567 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaking that lousy language.
258
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:45,820
Incredible!
259
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:51,862
Show him the holy relics of my father.
Maybe he'll disappear.
260
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,036
No one disappears,
neither Arata, nor that one.
261
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,623
- I thought it interested you.
- It interests me a lot.
262
00:33:57,624 --> 00:33:59,790
He's the captain of the crown guard.
263
00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:02,917
He has blood on his hands.
On his whole body!
264
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,050
It has always been like this
and like this it will be.
265
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:10,841
That's the rule.
266
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:15,604
And so it goes.
267
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,307
Noble Don...
268
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,060
my whole body stinks.
269
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,310
Will I die?
270
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:24,779
Of course you will die.
271
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,283
Charming.
272
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,960
Fear of death is a heresy, Captain.
273
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:39,326
Here.
274
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,495
Bota the Great also stunk
275
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,462
because he was so drunk,
he peed on himself.
276
00:34:44,463 --> 00:34:46,585
- The savages also stunk.
- What are you doing?
277
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,797
Do you seriously think
you're a son of God?
278
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:55,092
โThe murmurs ebb;
Onto the stage I enter.
279
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,095
I am trying, standing in the door.โ
280
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,105
- You're Red!
- โThe murmurs ebb...
281
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,645
onto the stage I enter.
282
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:10,363
I am trying, standing in the door,
to discover in the distant echoes -
283
00:35:10,364 --> 00:35:12,611
The nocturnal darkness
with a thousand -...
284
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,491
Who wrote that?
285
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:23,078
I did!
286
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:26,504
"โNocturnal darkness" is an evening.
I can teach you something. For money.
287
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:37,968
Crown Security Minister, Don Reba!
288
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,687
- Allow me?
- Away, away.
289
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,938
Don Reba, our eagle. Crown security.
290
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:51,692
He delivered ice for my dad. Barefoot.
291
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,199
Rumata, whose son are you?
292
00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,203
Let me have a sip.
293
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,203
Ask your dad not to turn my wine sour.
294
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:06,173
Damned bastard!
295
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,270
Your Majesty.
296
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,782
You haven't eaten?
297
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:38,071
Who are you? A butcher?
298
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,824
Orders of Don Reba. It's you?
299
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,998
I'm a colonel, a financier.
300
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:48,082
They've stuffed the castle with Gray thugs.
Where's Arata the Hunchback?
301
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:51,217
He's become a mirage?
302
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:06,142
So great and glorious like eternity,
the king whose name -
303
00:37:06,143 --> 00:37:07,563
Out!
304
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,040
All on the ground!
305
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,284
I hit the nostril.
306
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,287
Redhead!
307
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:32,918
- Now I'll hang myself.
- No way.
308
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,930
Do you smell the stink!
309
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,763
Don Reba.
You should stop by for a wash.
310
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,608
I have these comfortable
huge iron barrels.
311
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,019
No, you come over!
312
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,990
I have great barrels in the Tower of Joy.
On coals, with lids.
313
00:37:54,991 --> 00:37:56,648
Without water.
314
00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:59,277
Perfect barrels for the torture!
Rumata!
315
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,829
You really are a redhead.
316
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,740
Reba, you've been promising
to strangle him.
317
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,334
You're a liar,
and not good at anything.
318
00:38:06,335 --> 00:38:09,671
- He has royal blood.
- You should have known that!
319
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:13,874
What is it?
320
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,425
He's good at everything.
He's strangled half of your subjects.
321
00:38:17,426 --> 00:38:19,889
I summoned this doctor, Budakh.
322
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,803
For my knee pain.
What'd he do with him?
323
00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:24,269
You have knee pain too?
324
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,183
What?
325
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,695
It says here.
Knight Don Reba, our eagle.
326
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:42,366
They sell it all over at Arkanar.
327
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,614
- You are a knight?
- Yeah.
328
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:48,835
- What are you saying?
- Whatever they say. I don't know.
329
00:38:48,836 --> 00:38:50,670
Show me your boot.
330
00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:00,130
The spur. Take it off!
331
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,973
- Where's your doctor?
- The knight has him!
332
00:39:08,974 --> 00:39:11,066
Not in a barrel, I hope.
333
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,397
Bring him here.
334
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:21,613
He'll answer without inquest.
You'll have a laugh!
335
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:27,082
Bloodsuckers fall from the ceiling.
336
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:34,204
And she's slippery. Keeps slipping off.
No good.
337
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:38,333
- Try a barbarian girl.
- No way! She'll bite it off.
338
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,924
It happened to one,
before he had a big one.
339
00:39:40,925 --> 00:39:43,594
Here, it's a gift. You'll tell me later.
340
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,105
Here's Budakh.
341
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:56,273
Here's Budakh.
You always find something wrong.
342
00:39:56,274 --> 00:39:59,489
And he won't be Budakh.
I'm not good at anything!
343
00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:03,817
It wasn't Budakh.
It was a quack from a plague port.
344
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,912
You're not Budakh. And not a doctor!
345
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:11,752
He has your letter too. Don Rumata.
346
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,787
You signed it.
347
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:22,336
Why drink? Everyone rubs.
348
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,010
Why drink, Rumata?
349
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,425
You drink!
350
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:44,950
Out!
351
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,043
He should be strangled.
352
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,797
Redhead, you said?
353
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:21,146
Remember, tonight you're on watch
by the Prince's chambers.
354
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:47,847
The crossbow's broken.
How do I go on now?
355
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,314
Play what I taught you.
356
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,436
The donkeys lift their tails. Autumn.
357
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,362
A wagon with wood and with fish.
358
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:57,117
The dog sprouted.
359
00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,911
It keeps raining.
360
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:06,634
Don, buy it, for the sword.
361
00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:26,561
- Right.
- What?
362
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:28,155
There. Hold it like that.
363
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,217
Have your donkey fuck you!
364
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,882
Have your donkey fuck you!
365
00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:56,851
It makes you laugh?
366
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,516
Go on, sing!
367
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,047
Stand back, everyone.
368
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:36,599
I'll chop you all up!
369
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,302
Desperate?
370
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,106
Hello.
371
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,109
Like a swan's!
372
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,986
Damn!
373
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,110
Your woman's over there.
374
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,282
The Grays live here now!
375
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,334
Brave guys.
376
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,483
What a dog!
377
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,031
As a sign of peace!
378
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,332
No jokes in the face of holiness.
379
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:48,059
Where're the monks coming from?
What's in the bags?
380
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,730
Take a bite.
381
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,358
You'll know suffering, Muga.
382
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:12,087
Stop yelling! I'll flog you at home!
383
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,220
This is the third family leaving.
384
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,454
What will you take for the journey?
385
00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:49,949
I'll strangle you.
386
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,826
It's all mine!
387
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:54,080
No peeing in the carriage!
388
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:23,075
They keep peeing in the carriage.
389
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,240
Who thought of it?
390
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,709
I hear there's going to be a massacre
tonight. They'll kill the wise guys.
391
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,383
They left the old man behind.
392
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,502
A very smart man,
393
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:45,973
a tobacconist from Tobacco Street.
A very smart man.
394
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:53,098
Swine, take the chickens,
if not, that one will steal and eat them.
395
00:48:57,351 --> 00:49:00,275
Master! Master!
396
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,749
Water. Saint Mika drowned in water.
397
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:21,332
A tobacconist from Tobacco Street.
A very smart man said -
398
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,585
- What is it?
- Want to end up in the cholera pit?
399
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:26,671
Who did I tell about germs?
I'll show you.
400
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,719
Can't wash sins away with water.
I prayed three times last night.
401
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,345
I'll drown you in the barrel, you stinker.
402
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:34,855
Get back!
403
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,944
Give me some water.
404
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:58,371
Muga, the fish has a crush on you!
405
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,885
A double lunch? Here it is!
406
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:23,234
So the tobacconist from Tobacco Street
is a very wise man. He said it.
407
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:30,361
Well.
408
00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,533
Did anyone else see it?
409
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:38,830
- Everyone saw it.
- It's his fault.
410
00:50:38,831 --> 00:50:41,501
- You knocked and I opened.
- It's like that!
411
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:45,418
Master, sell it!
412
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:51,674
- The Gray guys are coming this way.
- Excellent!
413
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:05,233
Go on and wash yourselves. Everyone!
414
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:09,609
And no laughing!
415
00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:38,229
- A turtle.
- Yes.
416
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,691
Nonsense. Why?
417
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:49,357
What do you mean, why?
418
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,114
Yeah, it's like that.
419
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,321
I didn't invite him.
420
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,666
- Sit down.
- It's raining outside.
421
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:00,876
No, don't sit down.
422
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:05,006
Everything's wet, it's raining.
423
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:07,921
What's wrong? Sit down.
424
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,675
Take my ear.
425
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:19,015
Squeeze it hard.
426
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:22,348
Harder! Harder!
427
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:28,863
If it hurts, I won't
think and I'll tell you.
428
00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:33,572
Brother came
from the barracks yesterday.
429
00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,491
Started yelling that I have red hair.
430
00:52:36,492 --> 00:52:38,905
He lifted my dress.
431
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:42,075
He showed soldiers
432
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,828
what it's like down there.
433
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:48,875
He yelled that my morn is a redhead
434
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,087
and he'll send me
to the Tower of Joy.
435
00:52:51,088 --> 00:52:53,383
Brother is a commander
of a pack of Grays.
436
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,557
No, it bothers me!
437
00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:21,869
Did they touch you?
438
00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:26,786
No, he wanted to do
something like in your drawing, but no.
439
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,663
He was too drunk!
440
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:33,090
They brought in a wise guy at night.
441
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:38,224
And kept beating him. He screamed.
Dad and I cried in the barn.
442
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:41,769
And now -
443
00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:53,105
- Her bag was like this. And now it's this!
- Go away, you stinker!
444
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:04,124
I see, but it feels like I can't see.
445
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,790
Why are you wearing my boots?
446
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:15,176
They'll sell you at the port.
447
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,973
Stop!
448
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:23,977
Bend over!
449
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,567
Don't beat me! Ah, you slashed me!
450
00:54:33,568 --> 00:54:36,856
- I'm dying.
- Here's a coin for you.
451
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:40,157
Who's beating you?
I've never laid a finger on them.
452
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,862
I've never laid a finger on them.
453
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:47,366
- And I will do it.
- I never even touched you, moron!
454
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:51,668
Hear how he's screaming?
I never touched him and he's screaming!
455
00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:54,796
- He's a cunning idiot.
- Look at him.
456
00:54:54,797 --> 00:54:56,590
What do you want?
457
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,724
- Take it.
- What?
458
00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:13,193
It stinks.
459
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,195
The eye... I've cried.
460
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,202
The soldiers did it to me.
461
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,903
Fuck you!
462
00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:26,619
- Who stuck this in here? Why?
- OK, I'm going.
463
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:27,787
Where're you going?
464
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,785
I've stolen enough.
465
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,669
If you leave -
466
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:39,886
If you leave -
467
00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:45,472
If you leave, my friend -
468
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:51,097
Don Reba -
469
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:53,692
I'll be all alone.
470
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:58,318
Not counting you, pretty boy.
471
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:05,194
Because here I am the strongest,
472
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,163
I can crush anyone.
473
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,250
I never told you about the fangs?
474
00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:15,288
If I could only give them to you!
475
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:18,583
No one would ever hurt you again.
476
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:21,554
You would have devoured anyone!
477
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:27,760
What an idiot!
478
00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:33,941
Here it is... the flap.
479
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:42,275
I was afraid you didn't have one,
like St. Goran.
480
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:51,082
Silence!
481
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:04,347
I'll have Goran's grandson in my belly,
that will be my fangs!
482
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,315
The key is mother's, not mine!
483
00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:35,915
Here, please!
484
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,305
Goran fell!
It's my mother's Goran!
485
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,104
- What?
- We're almost there.
486
00:57:58,105 --> 00:58:01,604
- You're lying!
- What? You think it's funny?
487
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,897
Yes! A game!
488
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,151
What? Where's the bolt?
489
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:16,200
Your grace, someone saw
a dude with gills in the creek.
490
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,828
What's that?
491
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:20,501
Well?
492
00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,922
- You see?
- No, I don't see.
493
00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,138
But you look -
494
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,260
Baron? What's wrong?
495
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:59,600
I don't drink. I only sniff now.
496
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:07,520
Baron, are you ill or mad at me?
497
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:09,273
I'm depressed.
498
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,817
The Grays are like bedbugs.
499
01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,321
Baron. What's that?
500
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:22,710
St. Gaj's toilet.
501
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:36,966
I've invited the neighbors,
they really got drunk.
502
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,551
Come here, my friend.
503
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:42,638
No, Baron. I'm a foreigner.
I can't do that.
504
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:45,188
Here's a young one. Come here, you!
505
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:48,820
The neighbors came. They piss
everywhere. They mutilate the dogs.
506
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:54,191
They say that
you broke Soan's armor in two.
507
01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,902
Just rumors. Don't believe it, Baron.
508
01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:59,825
- Enough. I'm so depressed.
- Shall I take you home?
509
01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:03,039
The Soanians are tiny
and their armor is fragile.
510
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,537
It's all about sharpening the sword.
I'll teach you.
511
01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:10,249
I'm the Empire's best swordsman,
512
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,084
you're better than me.
513
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:14,964
You never kill anyone.
514
01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:19,758
Where do I get a Seaman sword'?
515
01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:23,730
They've brought the Baroness's
grandfather's armor. It's huge.
516
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:27,234
I tried everything to break it. No luck!
517
01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:30,070
Then the Baroness saw me.
518
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,368
Then -
519
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,614
Then she really let me have it!
520
01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:43,532
It's all in the grinding.
521
01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:44,785
I'll show you.
522
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:51,290
It's easy. Just find the middle, OK.
523
01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:56,170
You swing from your wrist.
I'll push from the shoulder.
524
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,844
Nothing else.
525
01:01:58,465 --> 01:01:59,887
Like this.
526
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,680
- Take it and lower it and that's it!
- Baroness -
527
01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:08,974
She thinks I'll rot in the water here.
528
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:11,023
You won't rot.
529
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:18,410
Wow, look at this!
530
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,743
Nice and heavy, eh?
531
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,834
It was the wind.
532
01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,591
That's funny!
533
01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,467
These tablecloths are clean.
You can vomit on them.
534
01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:41,470
Can you fight with this?
535
01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:49,308
Everything will be all right.
536
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:53,811
Baron, I beg you. Let's do it together.
537
01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:57,282
Hold the wrist tightly
and put weight on the shoulder.
538
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:09,120
Noble Dons, this is a very expensive
armchair. It's also Grandfather's!
539
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:17,506
Now it's clean. Yes, in two!
540
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:19,637
Hold it!
541
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:21,965
He won't make it.
542
01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:24,967
No way!
543
01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:28,017
- First it seemed like -
- Yes?
544
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,538
Get out of here.
545
01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:52,211
Sorry, my friend. It's just my job!
546
01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:55,873
The Baroness can't see this.
547
01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:57,541
You'll crush me, Baron.
548
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,294
What is it?
549
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:01,922
That's all, that's all.
550
01:04:01,923 --> 01:04:06,017
Pah, the Gray thugs.
They're everywhere, like fleas.
551
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,896
The milk!
552
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:22,697
The port's closed.
There's meat rotting in the galleys.
553
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,827
I have a secret for you.
554
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,957
That doctor, in the king's castle.
He's not Budakh.
555
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:37,216
He's actually needed
at the cholera pit at the port.
556
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,761
And where's Budakh?
557
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,463
Fish like milk.
558
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:47,299
No, Noble Don, fish don't like milk.
559
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,975
- Fish like milk.
- I'm telling you, fish don't like milk.
560
01:04:50,976 --> 01:04:53,268
- Fish like milk.
- No.
561
01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:56,605
Let's just agree that fish like milk.
562
01:04:58,103 --> 01:05:00,401
I'm the captain of crown guard.
563
01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,866
It doesn't matter what your Baron,
that beer gut, says.
564
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:08,779
I have a troop of haberdashers for him!
565
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:11,875
Yeah, you'll always have
the haberdashers from the colonies.
566
01:05:11,876 --> 01:05:13,493
Until the end of time!
567
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,138
Fish like milk.
568
01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:29,726
Fish like milk.
569
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,809
They like milk!
570
01:05:44,566 --> 01:05:46,159
Wait. Wait.
571
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,534
Where's Fika, the redheaded butcher?
572
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,755
Go away, boy.
573
01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:05,921
You're a god!
574
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,887
And if I was a god?
575
01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,735
If I am,
576
01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:24,563
then why is my name
577
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:27,408
on your arrest list?
578
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,542
You're a god, a real god!
579
01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,811
Where's Fika, the redheaded butcher?
580
01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:12,908
There's a soul, or there's no soul.
581
01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:16,410
I've stolen some ham.
I said it was for you.
582
01:07:16,411 --> 01:07:19,411
It's great. Listen:
โAn impotent and inept one -โ
583
01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:24,041
โAn impotent and inept one
will give up without knowing,
584
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:27,459
where the octopus's heart is
and if it has one.โ
585
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,713
- Are these bad lines?
- No, not bad!
586
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,719
What do you have that I don't?
They gave you a chef?
587
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,220
Go buy a barrel of wine.
588
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:42,641
Don't come near me.
Or you'll end up in the Tower of Joy,
589
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:45,270
and you'll die on the way out of fear!
590
01:07:46,271 --> 01:07:48,069
Get out of the city!
591
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:51,026
- I'll go stay with my mother.
- Go away!
592
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:53,282
Baron!
593
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:57,949
I'm not going to let you pass!
594
01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:01,958
Baron, Baron!
595
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,794
Everyone get out!
596
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:10,633
You've broken
the 3rd commandment! Quiet!
597
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:14,673
Which one?
598
01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:16,675
โYou mustn't fight with swords
in a tavern!โ.
599
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:18,178
But I-
600
01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,565
Go home. Quick!
601
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,190
Good thing the Baroness
can't see me now!
602
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,191
Victory!
603
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:36,412
Write her. I can't.
She's all alone there.
604
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:44,254
Wine and whores for everyone!
605
01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:50,802
I'll just have the old ones
and decent ones.
606
01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:55,760
I'm distressed!
607
01:08:57,675 --> 01:08:59,268
Write her so she can feel it all.
608
01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:17,571
Arata!
609
01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,576
A very strict officer.
610
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,752
Very strict.
611
01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:20,092
Go back!
You can't pass through here.
612
01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:41,321
He'll hit us.
613
01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:15,567
He's a very strict officer.
614
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,861
It's cold.
615
01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:24,330
Well -
616
01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:32,710
Hey, you, a dog with spurs!
I'll rip your balls off!
617
01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:32,950
Hey, are you crazy?
618
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,665
Wait!
619
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,589
I'm going to throw up.
620
01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:51,098
The prince nibbles on her tits. Creepy.
621
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:03,322
Let me do it, eh?
And Rumata will purr.
622
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,032
โBecause the flower has withered...
623
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:19,120
in the mysterious garden... pum pum.โ
624
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:22,716
His wife ran away
because of their โpum pum.โ Monster!
625
01:14:22,717 --> 01:14:26,044
Why does my ass bleed?
Second day now!
626
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:30,095
A nobleman should be clean
and smell good!
627
01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:37,227
I'll go back to sleep.
628
01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:40,688
The mice, the mice.
629
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:19,102
And to smell good!
630
01:15:21,976 --> 01:15:23,273
Smells of shit.
631
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,439
Also this one.
632
01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:42,922
I swear!
633
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,952
Don Rumata of Estor! You're under arrest!
Hand over your sword!
634
01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:19,370
Oh, yeah?
635
01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:22,245
What?
636
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:30,594
Try not to fart.
637
01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:38,260
Your swords!
638
01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:41,933
Take whatever you want!
639
01:16:41,934 --> 01:16:44,650
Don Rumata can cut in half
the Soanian armor!
640
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,018
- Cut!
- The swords!
641
01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:48,646
Well, farmers -
642
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:51,490
Are you all here?
643
01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:54,943
I know this one. He stole my fur coat.
644
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:58,869
Let's trade. You give me back the fur coat,
and I'll give you my swords.
645
01:16:58,870 --> 01:17:01,287
Give me back my fur. Give it to me!
646
01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:07,752
You can't fight like this.
You have to strike the chest!
647
01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:14,304
Now, everyone look at the tip of the nose!
648
01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:56,130
Hold this!
649
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,605
Well?
650
01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,616
Down with the net!
651
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,168
- We've caught the lieutenant!
- You're stepping on my hands!
652
01:18:30,169 --> 01:18:33,759
I'm a lieutenant of the guards!
Let me go! I'll punish all of you!
653
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:44,595
I'm a lieutenant, I'll punish you!
654
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:50,813
Where are the swords?
655
01:18:50,814 --> 01:18:53,688
If you set him free, he'll kill us all.
656
01:18:57,691 --> 01:18:59,193
You toothless jerk.
657
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,492
I'll cut your balls off!
658
01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:07,957
You fat ass, come on,
drag us somewhere!
659
01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:41,072
What, Don,
you're not having fun anymore?
660
01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:07,686
I understand why you
pissed on yourself, Lieutenant.
661
01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:13,434
Bastard.
662
01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:21,942
I'm a lieutenant of the royal guards!
663
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,904
The net's accidental -
664
01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:28,498
Again!
665
01:20:45,090 --> 01:20:49,220
Here's Don Rumata.
Our old and staunch enemy.
666
01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,482
Smells like shit!
667
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,906
Ah, the poisoner of the king!
668
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:05,077
Hang him, what else?
669
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,864
You're an idiot, Kusis.
And a walking dead man!
670
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,993
What an interesting thought.
671
01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:15,083
Meanwhile -
672
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:26,214
That's it, my lords!
673
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:27,799
Right.
674
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:31,930
Come on, I'm Colonel Kusis!
675
01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:35,190
Good.
676
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,436
Take the seal!
677
01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,241
Look at Kusis!
678
01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:48,783
Now that's really it, my lords!
The hat of sorrow.
679
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,844
You know what's bad?
Not that you're a lieutenant -
680
01:22:07,845 --> 01:22:09,968
- Please, don't!
- But that you're Gray!
681
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,179
But it doesn't hurt. It doesn't.
682
01:22:23,063 --> 01:22:25,486
Don Rumata, what are you doing?
683
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:27,822
What?
684
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,826
Give me your hand.
685
01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:46,094
Soldiers!
686
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:52,851
Go away!
687
01:22:57,389 --> 01:22:58,857
Enough, enough.
688
01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,687
Noble friend!
689
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,065
It stinks.
690
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,368
Noble Don Rumata.
691
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:11,529
Maybe not a don?
692
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:15,999
My trophy-
693
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,911
And not noble?
694
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:22,916
Old man, you're out of your mind!
695
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:30,464
Straight from Irukan.
696
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:43,476
- Who's that?
- That's you!
697
01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:47,607
That's you! Actually, the last Rumata
of Estor died of a bad disease.
698
01:23:47,608 --> 01:23:49,607
He was 85.
699
01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:51,326
We've had you for 20 years.
700
01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:55,785
- The grandson is a redhead!
- He is allowed.
701
01:23:58,283 --> 01:23:59,705
Now -
702
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,918
That's mine too.
703
01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:07,051
All your papers.
704
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,137
Rumata, you're 105!
705
01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:14,929
- 105?
- He is 105!
706
01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:27,895
Really? 40, and carry over 5.
It doesn't work.
707
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:29,739
Hey, knight, come here!
708
01:24:31,692 --> 01:24:34,741
What difference does it make,
plus or minus a legend?
709
01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:41,251
Nothing at all!
710
01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:44,751
Never! Not in the new state!
711
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:50,553
Why is there crap on the floor?
The cleaners need a flogging.
712
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:53,180
And that duck!
713
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,429
Don Rumata,
the Empire's best swordsman.
714
01:24:56,430 --> 01:25:01,306
186 duels and not one dead body.
Only ears.
715
01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:05,479
A total of 372 ears.
716
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:12,987
Hello!
717
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,031
Hello.
718
01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:22,576
Ears really hurt, you should believe me!
719
01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:26,413
Go fuck yourself!
720
01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:29,170
Come here.
721
01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:36,135
If you swing the sword from the right-
The hair's in the way.
722
01:25:36,136 --> 01:25:38,600
And it's because it's the right hand.
723
01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:43,689
Let me go. That's horrible.
724
01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:57,244
I know where
you got your combat technique!
725
01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:05,953
The finger, it's better to lift it.
726
01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:08,205
Inhuman technique!
727
01:26:09,289 --> 01:26:11,082
You're a fool.
728
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,051
Show me your ears.
729
01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:16,263
You're scared.
730
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:19,924
I'm not scared of anyone.
731
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,222
You're scared.
732
01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:23,724
Help here!
733
01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:29,185
Humble children
of the order landed last night
734
01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:32,738
at the Arkanar port.
30,000 of them!
735
01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:39,782
No more conceited Grays.
736
01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:48,412
Arata the Hunchback's men
are hung by the tracts!
737
01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:53,457
Allow me to introduce myself:
738
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:57,804
I'm the vicar of the order. Combat master
of Lands Beyond the Strait.
739
01:26:57,805 --> 01:26:59,463
Of the islands, etc.
740
01:26:59,464 --> 01:27:00,807
Great.
741
01:27:05,178 --> 01:27:07,722
- What?
- The master's boot.
742
01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:10,272
You were on the edge
of such a fiery abyss.
743
01:27:11,351 --> 01:27:13,979
You don't even know. See?
744
01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:25,665
Look.
745
01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:33,249
- Come on, that's a boot.
- Does it stink?
746
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:38,262
Such a trifle. You understand.
747
01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:44,508
A man comes to you every night.
For 7 years now!
748
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:46,177
That's a lie!
749
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:50,723
You even called for a witch doctor.
But you can't get rid of him!
750
01:27:50,724 --> 01:27:53,022
You wrapped your head
in a piece of hide.
751
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,895
But that's heresy!
752
01:27:55,896 --> 01:28:02,234
When man opens his eyes...
and looks at you. Right?
753
01:28:02,235 --> 01:28:03,612
Nonsense.
754
01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:25,718
He opens his eyes.
755
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,930
And he says -
756
01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:33,229
Sir, you mustn't!
757
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:39,273
And you scream so loud
that your old lady pees herself!
758
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,899
That's right?
759
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:43,277
Come here.
760
01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,533
Her pants!
761
01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:57,795
That man...
762
01:28:59,751 --> 01:29:01,594
with the eyes...
763
01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:05,719
that's me!
764
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:08,018
That's me!
765
01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:12,431
Go away.
766
01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,354
A larger pan.
767
01:29:24,776 --> 01:29:27,245
Boots. The spur's bent.
768
01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:51,812
Maybe the abyss belched you out.
Maybe you're God's son.
769
01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:56,015
I'm having trouble too.
770
01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,643
There's a mouse.
771
01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,488
- What?
- There is a mouse.
772
01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:06,864
That's great.
773
01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:13,742
I can't anymore!
774
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,201
My head will explode.
775
01:30:16,202 --> 01:30:18,078
Go away!
776
01:30:18,079 --> 01:30:20,047
I'm lapsing into heresy.
777
01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:22,379
The mouse is wet...
778
01:30:23,543 --> 01:30:24,886
and scared too.
779
01:30:26,004 --> 01:30:29,224
I'm a broad-minded man. I could.
780
01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:31,051
Then why don't you!
781
01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:42,186
Do it!
782
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:48,115
But learn to jump out of my way first.
783
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:53,491
I said, get out of here.
784
01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:57,828
That's right.
785
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:00,588
Give it to me.
786
01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:03,421
A nice, big enema.
787
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:06,010
A big one, Don Reba.
788
01:31:13,426 --> 01:31:14,927
Sorry.
789
01:31:14,928 --> 01:31:18,023
Highest decoration of the order.
For you.
790
01:31:20,058 --> 01:31:22,857
That's all I can do.
And take your Budakh.
791
01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:27,028
You go too.
792
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,651
- Me?
- Sure.
793
01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:32,154
Yes.
794
01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:39,827
Three hundred kilos of shit!
795
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:42,037
Yes. So I can sleep well.
796
01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:44,461
Can you explain
why you need these people?
797
01:31:44,462 --> 01:31:48,553
They're useless and bad for any state.
798
01:31:52,674 --> 01:31:54,221
The bookworms?
799
01:31:58,430 --> 01:32:01,400
See, I'm speaking to you.
800
01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:06,988
But that doesn't mean
we're having a conversation.
801
01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:11,492
Why did you serve such rotten food?
802
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:18,407
Go away!
803
01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:20,331
Your belongings, Don.
804
01:32:28,001 --> 01:32:31,096
Any food is good, even fish.
805
01:32:52,150 --> 01:32:54,152
That was the order.
806
01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:56,404
Its humble children.
807
01:32:57,489 --> 01:33:00,618
200 or so years ago the order
owned the Lands Beyond the Strait.
808
01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:05,247
Luckily, a plague sucked the order dry.
809
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:10,302
It was now rotting away in the south.
810
01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:17,305
But then it got better. It was here now.
Ruthless like Brazilian ants.
811
01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:20,895
Rumata thought about sending
at least Muga there.
812
01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:23,147
But didn't get around to it.
813
01:33:45,745 --> 01:33:47,247
You have so much stuff!
814
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:52,002
You have so much stuff.
815
01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:11,737
Have some milk, Don.
816
01:34:29,998 --> 01:34:32,968
Gur, you were the brightest.
817
01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:47,933
Move away!
818
01:34:50,768 --> 01:34:52,236
Wage!
819
01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:55,990
The wheel's gone.
820
01:34:56,566 --> 01:34:58,113
What are you saying?
821
01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:02,410
What the hell!
822
01:35:04,782 --> 01:35:06,375
Are you out of your mind?
823
01:35:21,174 --> 01:35:24,644
Perfect... yes, yes.
824
01:35:32,810 --> 01:35:34,603
โLike autumn leaves -...
825
01:35:34,604 --> 01:35:38,404
Your autumn leaves clutter the scaffold.
826
01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:43,205
Yes, the boots,
the spur is bent.
827
01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:54,419
Peck the eyes out or no,
828
01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:56,338
what does it matter?
829
01:35:56,339 --> 01:35:58,883
Eh, doesn't matter
if it gets pecked out.
830
01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:08,851
Nice place.
You want me to hang the poet over here?
831
01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:15,027
Don!
832
01:36:16,354 --> 01:36:18,072
I recognized you right away.
833
01:36:20,358 --> 01:36:23,612
Branded by the monks.
I belong to you now!
834
01:37:13,953 --> 01:37:17,048
Don't be mad, Don.
Have the potato.
835
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:27,090
You've heard
how many ears I've cut off?
836
01:37:27,091 --> 01:37:29,310
- Yes, we've heard.
- It hurts.
837
01:37:30,219 --> 01:37:33,063
Give me that umbrella.
838
01:37:36,434 --> 01:37:37,902
Ear, ear!
839
01:37:38,644 --> 01:37:41,238
It's funny!
840
01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:44,826
A right ear.
841
01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:47,328
An adult man, eh!
842
01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:54,369
I'm going to dry myself
and then I'll give it back.
843
01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,375
Let me go.
844
01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,382
That's wrong. Don't do that.
845
01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:03,253
Yes.
846
01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:12,599
Close it.
847
01:38:25,733 --> 01:38:28,361
He's been on the chain
since he was 3.
848
01:38:29,153 --> 01:38:30,821
Why?
849
01:38:30,822 --> 01:38:33,541
You let him go - he'll die.
850
01:38:51,717 --> 01:38:53,139
Here!
851
01:38:57,056 --> 01:38:58,524
Why I'll be -
852
01:39:04,355 --> 01:39:05,777
Stop! I said, stop!
853
01:39:25,376 --> 01:39:30,630
Say you fell.
That you weren't born with that lip.
854
01:39:30,631 --> 01:39:32,679
Remember that.
855
01:39:38,139 --> 01:39:40,098
Don't hide anything.
856
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:41,766
Blame the redheads.
857
01:39:41,767 --> 01:39:43,360
Don't argue with anyone.
858
01:39:44,061 --> 01:39:45,734
Listen to me!
859
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:50,527
You think you're the only one.
860
01:39:54,405 --> 01:39:57,908
Learn this!
A scholar is not the enemy.
861
01:39:57,909 --> 01:40:01,129
The enemy is a scholar in doubt.
862
01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:07,718
Remember!
863
01:40:10,087 --> 01:40:11,839
In the name of the order!
864
01:40:15,635 --> 01:40:17,387
In its name!
865
01:40:30,608 --> 01:40:32,576
You'll kill him, Don.
866
01:40:35,112 --> 01:40:36,864
In the name of the order.
867
01:40:52,213 --> 01:40:53,590
What is it?
868
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:01,935
All the ribs.
869
01:42:31,020 --> 01:42:34,365
Let the Noble Dons in.
870
01:43:45,428 --> 01:43:47,430
We're killing whores.
871
01:43:53,144 --> 01:43:56,444
She'll spread her legs,
and this thing is on a spring.
872
01:44:03,362 --> 01:44:05,660
Rips them to pieces!
873
01:44:06,157 --> 01:44:08,330
She didn't have time to cough.
874
01:44:11,495 --> 01:44:13,122
The order!
875
01:44:16,333 --> 01:44:19,382
How much did she pee!
876
01:44:23,299 --> 01:44:25,142
With spurs.
877
01:44:26,177 --> 01:44:27,599
Noble Don!
878
01:44:29,346 --> 01:44:31,440
Where did you get your hands?
879
01:44:33,934 --> 01:44:35,811
Waga will be released?
880
01:44:44,278 --> 01:44:46,656
What a delight,
881
01:44:47,656 --> 01:44:49,203
what a delight for everyone.
882
01:44:49,204 --> 01:44:50,793
Wipe off my temple.
883
01:45:03,881 --> 01:45:05,178
What's going on here?
884
01:45:06,425 --> 01:45:07,802
Get out!
885
01:45:28,072 --> 01:45:31,622
A thought entered his head
and settled there for good.
886
01:45:32,243 --> 01:45:34,536
Don Reba must be killed!
887
01:45:34,537 --> 01:45:37,336
Just kill him and not think
about the consequences.
888
01:45:53,931 --> 01:45:55,524
What's going on here?
889
01:45:59,937 --> 01:46:02,689
We're flogged here, Rumata!
890
01:46:02,690 --> 01:46:07,992
Where's your sword?
Did you hand it in, Noble Don?
891
01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:18,964
I see.
892
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,834
I have this shrub. It blossomed.
893
01:46:22,835 --> 01:46:24,919
So beautiful! It's a sign!
894
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:28,094
When I was little, Don Reba gave me
rides on a shovel, in the winter.
895
01:46:28,757 --> 01:46:33,934
See how easy it is to breathe
in the new, free Arkanar.
896
01:46:34,972 --> 01:46:37,020
And wine's cheaper now too!
897
01:46:59,622 --> 01:47:02,081
- Leave me alone.
- Eat this.
898
01:47:02,082 --> 01:47:04,585
They put salt on the flogging rods.
899
01:47:05,294 --> 01:47:08,588
And what?
Why? What's the salt for?
900
01:47:08,589 --> 01:47:12,800
Is it better now,
in the new liberated Arkanar?
901
01:47:12,801 --> 01:47:15,395
I've lost the notice.
If only I hadn't lost it!
902
01:47:19,183 --> 01:47:20,651
Here. Stick it up your ass.
903
01:47:21,101 --> 01:47:22,894
Your ass, not this one!
904
01:47:22,895 --> 01:47:26,525
Try to make sure the hangman sees it.
905
01:47:32,112 --> 01:47:35,332
- Stop, I said.
- Forever, Rumata.
906
01:47:40,955 --> 01:47:42,753
Take off your hat.
907
01:47:43,666 --> 01:47:46,209
The Keu barons always had privileges!
908
01:47:46,210 --> 01:47:49,009
There are no privileges for the order.
909
01:47:50,673 --> 01:47:52,799
7 heavy rod whips!
910
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:55,553
- Why heavy ones?
- For thoughts without enthusiasm.
911
01:47:55,554 --> 01:47:57,304
Give me Budakh.
912
01:47:57,596 --> 01:48:00,224
It'll do it. Here's your doctor.
913
01:48:01,934 --> 01:48:04,894
Good.
You remember about the ears, right?
914
01:48:04,895 --> 01:48:06,317
Oh, yeah.
915
01:48:11,402 --> 01:48:12,904
Leave it to me!
916
01:48:13,362 --> 01:48:14,784
Everyone steals it.
917
01:48:15,364 --> 01:48:16,948
It's not necessary.
918
01:48:16,949 --> 01:48:19,452
The Dons have funny asses.
Like toads!
919
01:48:19,453 --> 01:48:21,453
Like your face!
920
01:50:34,294 --> 01:50:35,796
It's good like this, right?
921
01:50:45,889 --> 01:50:49,058
- Don, again -
- Go to hell!
922
01:50:49,059 --> 01:50:52,188
- So good that I found you.
- Baron, but I found you!
923
01:50:52,896 --> 01:50:54,739
Why are you so -
924
01:50:57,901 --> 01:50:59,369
It hurts.
925
01:51:04,658 --> 01:51:06,126
A courtier, Baron...
926
01:51:07,452 --> 01:51:10,547
must be clean and fragrant. Right?
927
01:51:16,587 --> 01:51:17,964
What's wrong?
928
01:51:18,672 --> 01:51:20,464
What's wrong, Baron?
929
01:51:20,465 --> 01:51:23,093
My nose burst.
930
01:51:28,015 --> 01:51:30,433
I'm so glad I found you.
931
01:51:30,434 --> 01:51:34,234
When you were arrested,
I fled here.
932
01:51:35,355 --> 01:51:38,450
There were 1000 Blacks here.
I beat them until -
933
01:51:41,153 --> 01:51:44,363
Then they threw a cow on me.
From the bridge.
934
01:51:44,364 --> 01:51:47,117
- The leg, Baron.
- I'll push.
935
01:52:03,425 --> 01:52:08,022
How their crummy skulls will crack
under our baronial swords!
936
01:52:09,306 --> 01:52:10,899
Let's go, Barons.
937
01:52:28,158 --> 01:52:31,662
Here. Budakh, not Rudakh.
938
01:52:32,162 --> 01:52:34,836
Good and alive.
Eating for the road.
939
01:52:35,832 --> 01:52:39,587
Looks OK,
and the teeth are intact.
940
01:52:43,674 --> 01:52:45,802
Are you Budakh from Irukan?
941
01:52:50,222 --> 01:52:52,190
Baron, this is Budakh.
942
01:52:52,641 --> 01:52:54,109
He is-
943
01:53:09,700 --> 01:53:11,623
- I turned him in.
- Why?
944
01:53:12,369 --> 01:53:13,621
Baron!
945
01:53:14,871 --> 01:53:18,165
First, because he has a dog's name.
Then -
946
01:53:18,166 --> 01:53:20,668
Second... wait.
947
01:53:20,669 --> 01:53:23,388
- What second, Baron?
- I did something wrong.
948
01:53:25,090 --> 01:53:29,436
And this! Till the very end,
20 years. My whole life.
949
01:53:36,768 --> 01:53:38,816
Now I come to eat.
The hell with you.
950
01:53:40,522 --> 01:53:41,990
The hell with you.
951
01:53:56,872 --> 01:53:58,372
Baron!
952
01:53:58,373 --> 01:54:00,375
If I only had a nail file -
953
01:54:03,670 --> 01:54:05,547
You'll crush me!
954
01:54:07,674 --> 01:54:09,221
Bau ba...
955
01:54:11,303 --> 01:54:13,931
Baron, the stuff is right there,
on the left.
956
01:54:17,893 --> 01:54:19,440
Go be a soldier, son.
957
01:54:32,866 --> 01:54:34,789
Don't look, Irukano!
958
01:54:42,876 --> 01:54:47,880
Who let them ๏ฌog him,
Baron or Noble Don?
959
01:54:47,881 --> 01:54:49,849
Baron, your stuff!
960
01:55:06,608 --> 01:55:08,906
- Fire from the sky!
- Stop farting!
961
01:55:11,238 --> 01:55:12,615
Smelly!
962
01:55:17,953 --> 01:55:19,330
Stop!
963
01:55:44,187 --> 01:55:49,193
My noble friend, are my legs really skinny
and white now?
964
01:55:50,527 --> 01:55:52,154
Nice, nice legs.
965
01:55:53,697 --> 01:55:55,415
Why are you sniffing me?
966
01:56:00,537 --> 01:56:02,915
- Trying to be a thinker?
- Here I am.
967
01:56:03,415 --> 01:56:07,589
- The forehead is also beautiful.
- I'm such a baron, you know.
968
01:56:07,590 --> 01:56:10,886
And you're a brainbox. He'll teach me
to read. Then I'll be wise too.
969
01:56:10,887 --> 01:56:13,009
But you'll never be a baron.
970
01:56:19,639 --> 01:56:21,858
If you get sick, they'll punish me.
971
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,001
Forgive me... bau ba...
972
01:56:43,079 --> 01:56:46,424
My friend, give him money. Lots of it.
973
01:56:50,712 --> 01:56:53,047
The ribs are still not healed.
974
01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:55,927
They'll close the gates
and we're dead. We'll go back.
975
01:56:55,928 --> 01:57:01,228
- They'll open it right back.
- Don't do this, I beg you!
976
01:57:04,100 --> 01:57:05,977
But if you get sick -
977
01:57:07,229 --> 01:57:11,565
Show me that lieutenant,
who is so worried about my health.
978
01:57:11,566 --> 01:57:13,239
Go away!
979
01:57:18,448 --> 01:57:20,291
Such a turkey.
980
01:57:21,785 --> 01:57:24,004
Buy an eye.
981
01:57:24,454 --> 01:57:26,377
It reflects light.
982
01:57:31,002 --> 01:57:32,675
The knife was a gift.
983
01:57:33,672 --> 01:57:36,471
Recently I saw your Waga.
984
01:57:45,267 --> 01:57:48,487
- Help!
- Where are you going, asshole?
985
01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:56,203
Where are the asshole archers?
Eating turnip?
986
01:58:19,009 --> 01:58:20,556
There. Such fun again.
987
01:58:22,679 --> 01:58:26,309
The sword, my friend.
988
01:58:36,735 --> 01:58:38,954
Where are the archers?
989
01:58:53,418 --> 01:58:55,711
I'll die laughing!
990
01:58:55,712 --> 01:58:58,431
Hey, Baron,
you won't learn to read now.
991
01:58:58,432 --> 01:59:02,974
I can't teach you.
I'll pee in my pants. No way now.
992
01:59:10,685 --> 01:59:12,733
Baron Pampa del Bao-no of Arkanar.
993
01:59:12,734 --> 01:59:15,448
He wasn't tried by the Big Royal Court
994
01:59:16,399 --> 01:59:20,120
or killed by the poison of the bee,
or executed in a square.
995
01:59:21,738 --> 01:59:25,368
He was just pierced
with a dozen arrows and dumped.
996
01:59:26,785 --> 01:59:30,289
Rotten turnips were dumped
on top of him.
997
01:59:31,873 --> 01:59:34,667
At night, paupers will rip everything
998
01:59:34,668 --> 01:59:36,466
off his huge, strong white body.
999
02:00:28,138 --> 02:00:30,516
- Leave me alone.
- Without the horse?
1000
02:00:30,517 --> 02:00:32,517
He's pulling the cord on purpose.
1001
02:00:44,863 --> 02:00:48,454
Where did we stop, Budakh?
It's impossible to talk like this.
1002
02:00:48,455 --> 02:00:49,952
Why without the horse?
1003
02:00:49,953 --> 02:00:53,000
I ask questions, you don't answer.
1004
02:00:53,496 --> 02:00:54,918
I asked you.
1005
02:00:55,582 --> 02:00:58,961
What would you do if you were God?
1006
02:01:02,547 --> 02:01:06,393
- I wouldn't have any urine problems.
- Go to hell!
1007
02:01:07,385 --> 02:01:09,103
Damn it, they won't let us talk.
1008
02:01:09,104 --> 02:01:10,972
Pee!
1009
02:01:12,348 --> 02:01:14,942
Pee all you need, and then we'll talk.
1010
02:01:19,272 --> 02:01:21,070
It's important not to stare.
1011
02:01:21,524 --> 02:01:23,151
Go there. Relax.
1012
02:01:26,488 --> 02:01:32,284
And if you could give advice to a god?
If he asked for it?
1013
02:01:32,285 --> 02:01:34,458
That wouldn't be heresy, right?
1014
02:01:37,957 --> 02:01:40,380
I'd say: Creator!
1015
02:01:41,795 --> 02:01:43,763
Why Dee on my boots?
1016
02:01:53,890 --> 02:01:57,520
You came and we're leaving.
1017
02:02:01,189 --> 02:02:04,614
Someone killed two slaves over there.
It wasn't us.
1018
02:02:07,987 --> 02:02:10,035
We're officers of the order.
1019
02:02:13,326 --> 02:02:14,828
We're off to sleep.
1020
02:02:20,458 --> 02:02:22,881
You got it, brainbox.
1021
02:02:31,261 --> 02:02:33,262
That one is still -
1022
02:02:33,263 --> 02:02:34,763
Let him be.
1023
02:02:34,764 --> 02:02:36,732
I'd say,
1024
02:02:37,308 --> 02:02:40,938
โCreator! Give people everything
that separates them.โ
1025
02:02:40,939 --> 02:02:44,316
No! That won't do them any good.
1026
02:02:47,485 --> 02:02:52,537
Because the strong will take
from the weak.
1027
02:02:53,616 --> 02:02:55,163
It's empty-
1028
02:02:56,286 --> 02:02:59,256
I'd say, punish the cruel
1029
02:02:59,789 --> 02:03:03,339
so the strong will know
not to be cruel.
1030
02:03:04,919 --> 02:03:07,296
The strong and cruel
will be punished.
1031
02:03:07,297 --> 02:03:11,592
The stronger of the weak
will take their place.
1032
02:03:11,593 --> 02:03:13,436
You know that.
1033
02:03:14,637 --> 02:03:16,435
You're a fool, Budakh.
1034
02:03:17,056 --> 02:03:20,105
Get out of here. I don't need you.
1035
02:03:23,897 --> 02:03:25,945
Why do you get angry with me?
1036
02:03:27,025 --> 02:03:28,447
Get out of here!
1037
02:03:32,947 --> 02:03:34,699
I'm going to spray...
1038
02:03:37,285 --> 02:03:39,629
this acid on you,
1039
02:03:40,121 --> 02:03:41,623
so you won't have a face!
1040
02:03:43,833 --> 02:03:45,585
I'd say,
1041
02:03:46,461 --> 02:03:47,587
โCreator,
1042
02:03:48,421 --> 02:03:50,094
if you exist, blow us away.
1043
02:03:50,095 --> 02:03:52,716
Blow us away. Like dust or pus.
1044
02:03:52,717 --> 02:03:57,304
"Or leave us in our rot.
Destroy us all."
1045
02:03:57,305 --> 02:03:58,898
Here.
1046
02:04:00,141 --> 02:04:02,143
It's easy to destroy.
1047
02:04:03,269 --> 02:04:06,489
The Blacks, the lice-ridden,
and even the children.
1048
02:04:12,195 --> 02:04:14,289
My heart is full of pity.
1049
02:04:17,075 --> 02:04:18,918
I can't do that.
1050
02:04:24,582 --> 02:04:25,879
OK.
1051
02:04:27,585 --> 02:04:29,178
Let's go home.
1052
02:05:05,999 --> 02:05:08,625
There were many Grays.
1053
02:05:08,626 --> 02:05:13,046
The slave was wearing your shirt.
He shot from the stairs.
1054
02:05:13,047 --> 02:05:15,590
Your shirt was big on him.
1055
02:05:15,591 --> 02:05:20,137
The Grays put a noose
around his neck and strangled him.
1056
02:05:20,138 --> 02:05:24,644
And then the Blacks came
and killed the Grays.
1057
02:05:25,685 --> 02:05:28,689
One Black gave me this.
See, don't touch it.
1058
02:05:28,690 --> 02:05:31,481
- Why?
- Don't touch! Don't touch!
1059
02:05:31,482 --> 02:05:36,238
See that? They told me to come
to the Tower of Joy tomorrow.
1060
02:05:36,946 --> 02:05:39,415
- Why did you take it?
- They gave me this.
1061
02:05:40,950 --> 02:05:43,044
So I'd come tomorrow.
1062
02:05:44,078 --> 02:05:45,454
Tomorrow.
1063
02:05:45,455 --> 02:05:48,004
- Give it to me!
- Give it back. Don't touch!
1064
02:05:55,882 --> 02:05:59,011
He ruined the cucumbers.
He was hiding...
1065
02:06:00,845 --> 02:06:02,813
in the cucumber barrel, in the brine.
1066
02:06:02,814 --> 02:06:04,057
Parasite!
1067
02:06:05,767 --> 02:06:07,610
He peed on himself.
1068
02:06:15,777 --> 02:06:17,029
Master!
1069
02:06:17,779 --> 02:06:19,406
I had a horse.
1070
02:06:20,823 --> 02:06:23,451
- There's just this clamp left.
- Throw it away.
1071
02:06:25,787 --> 02:06:28,882
Everyone, get out.
I'm going to wash my ass.
1072
02:06:41,677 --> 02:06:43,896
I'm going to put it here for a while.
1073
02:06:48,976 --> 02:06:50,478
I'm distressed!
1074
02:07:22,218 --> 02:07:24,266
Weren't you hanged?
1075
02:07:26,556 --> 02:07:30,151
- How could I come if I were?
- How did you come, Arata?
1076
02:07:30,152 --> 02:07:33,363
Arata the Hunchback! My back.
1077
02:07:34,230 --> 02:07:37,607
- Goran likes cripples.
- Are you a cripple?
1078
02:07:37,608 --> 02:07:41,363
First my guys trusted this virgin.
1079
02:07:43,614 --> 02:07:46,083
- Give me.
- This old bitch!
1080
02:07:47,785 --> 02:07:51,380
- He is the don of peasants!
- He is more important!
1081
02:07:54,750 --> 02:07:56,377
Sausage -
1082
02:07:57,587 --> 02:07:59,464
And then they trusted monks.
1083
02:07:59,465 --> 02:08:05,721
They now hang them by the balls
on the same trees.
1084
02:08:12,643 --> 02:08:15,271
I almost forgot you're a god!
1085
02:08:16,564 --> 02:08:17,941
That's too bad.
1086
02:08:24,405 --> 02:08:26,328
Your water is cold.
1087
02:08:28,451 --> 02:08:30,869
Make some hotter water!
1088
02:08:30,870 --> 02:08:34,170
Once I was being hanged on the port.
1089
02:08:39,128 --> 02:08:41,176
I jumped off just in time
1090
02:08:41,631 --> 02:08:43,178
and ran away.
1091
02:08:46,677 --> 02:08:48,099
One of them was...
1092
02:08:49,513 --> 02:08:51,811
- a captain.
- Yes?
1093
02:09:01,234 --> 02:09:02,861
He was kind.
1094
02:09:05,196 --> 02:09:06,823
Angel! Come here!
1095
02:09:08,532 --> 02:09:10,330
Don't stare.
1096
02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:19,547
Let it be.
1097
02:09:23,339 --> 02:09:25,387
One's too much for you.
1098
02:09:33,057 --> 02:09:36,231
- I knew a while back that God died!
- Come on, really?
1099
02:09:37,895 --> 02:09:40,855
He pulled this load, like a horse.
1100
02:09:40,856 --> 02:09:43,325
Then he got snotty...
1101
02:09:46,112 --> 02:09:47,696
and died.
1102
02:09:47,697 --> 02:09:49,165
There's no other way!
1103
02:09:56,497 --> 02:09:58,295
It's hard for a god.
1104
02:10:01,919 --> 02:10:03,512
It's hard.
1105
02:10:06,132 --> 02:10:09,181
I saw you getting snotty today.
1106
02:10:15,349 --> 02:10:16,851
Wasps!
1107
02:10:38,414 --> 02:10:39,836
It's a joke.
1108
02:10:40,750 --> 02:10:43,168
I have bad news for you.
1109
02:10:43,169 --> 02:10:49,472
Today you'll give us the fiery chariot
and these shirts.
1110
02:10:52,762 --> 02:10:55,606
And in the morning you'll lead us!
1111
02:10:56,098 --> 02:10:58,726
- Or else -
- What?
1112
02:10:59,727 --> 02:11:01,354
Or else...
1113
02:11:03,564 --> 02:11:09,242
the navel on your white belly
will be the right place to drill!
1114
02:11:11,906 --> 02:11:13,624
My navel.
1115
02:11:18,120 --> 02:11:19,918
All right.
1116
02:11:22,958 --> 02:11:26,212
- I'm afraid it won't be easy.
- It will be easy.
1117
02:11:26,962 --> 02:11:28,555
That was a bird.
1118
02:11:32,134 --> 02:11:33,602
That's an omen. For money.
1119
02:11:34,136 --> 02:11:38,812
- You'll fly to your daddy.
- Everyone will fly one day. Like birds.
1120
02:11:45,523 --> 02:11:47,150
Get out.
1121
02:12:01,997 --> 02:12:03,832
Will we have enough water?
1122
02:12:03,833 --> 02:12:06,131
Somebody, hold my wallet.
1123
02:12:41,745 --> 02:12:44,168
Not much you can do, brother.
1124
02:13:02,892 --> 02:13:04,439
Leave the ring.
1125
02:13:13,319 --> 02:13:14,694
Give it to me.
1126
02:13:14,695 --> 02:13:16,197
Not this.
1127
02:13:31,587 --> 02:13:33,681
I wouldn't kill you.
1128
02:13:44,183 --> 02:13:46,402
You don't know that!
1129
02:13:48,354 --> 02:13:50,356
You're so dressed up.
1130
02:13:51,565 --> 02:13:53,909
- How was the trip here?
- OK.
1131
02:14:00,032 --> 02:14:02,080
I won't get you the throne.
1132
02:14:03,202 --> 02:14:04,545
That is the truth.
1133
02:14:10,626 --> 02:14:12,253
That was right.
1134
02:14:15,130 --> 02:14:17,757
I'd burn the gold and black vermin.
1135
02:14:17,758 --> 02:14:19,556
As far as 12 generations back.
1136
02:14:21,971 --> 02:14:23,598
That you're good at!
1137
02:14:26,141 --> 02:14:27,768
That you're good at!
1138
02:14:31,730 --> 02:14:33,982
And you'd give the land out
to your own.
1139
02:14:33,983 --> 02:14:35,781
- Right?
- Yes.
1140
02:14:36,652 --> 02:14:38,279
Who's come?
1141
02:14:39,280 --> 02:14:42,204
A scholar.
I know him. He's an idiot.
1142
02:14:43,242 --> 02:14:46,291
- Pour again!
- It happens.
1143
02:14:47,621 --> 02:14:49,168
Pour, pour.
1144
02:14:52,710 --> 02:14:53,960
What is it?
1145
02:14:53,961 --> 02:14:57,505
A man's skin is made up of tiny holes.
1146
02:14:57,506 --> 02:14:59,507
They breathe too.
1147
02:14:59,508 --> 02:15:02,933
If you cover a man with tar, he will die.
1148
02:15:07,224 --> 02:15:08,191
That's for you.
1149
02:15:09,518 --> 02:15:11,111
Good boy, Arata!
1150
02:15:12,146 --> 02:15:14,774
Without it, they won't let you
out of the city.
1151
02:15:16,358 --> 02:15:17,735
Tell me -
1152
02:15:20,154 --> 02:15:21,497
Tell me, Arata!
1153
02:15:22,948 --> 02:15:24,916
So you give the land to your men.
1154
02:15:26,160 --> 02:15:29,755
Who needs the land without slaves?
1155
02:15:30,539 --> 02:15:35,761
Who needs it without slaves?
1156
02:15:39,632 --> 02:15:42,800
There'll be new slaves.
1157
02:15:42,801 --> 02:15:44,803
New scaffolds.
1158
02:15:45,137 --> 02:15:46,855
New Blacks.
1159
02:15:47,806 --> 02:15:49,683
Everything will begin from scratch.
1160
02:15:58,067 --> 02:16:00,490
There'll be a new Arata.
1161
02:16:01,236 --> 02:16:03,489
And God can't do anything.
1162
02:16:06,367 --> 02:16:07,784
That's sad!
1163
02:16:07,785 --> 02:16:10,334
I'll never allow it to happen!
1164
02:16:11,580 --> 02:16:13,423
Quiet now.
1165
02:16:15,668 --> 02:16:17,591
You won't be able to do anything.
1166
02:16:17,592 --> 02:16:19,754
You'd allow everything,
1167
02:16:19,755 --> 02:16:22,884
everyone did and always will.
1168
02:16:24,301 --> 02:16:25,894
For thousands of years.
1169
02:16:26,428 --> 02:16:27,896
What do we do?
1170
02:16:28,597 --> 02:16:30,565
The same as always.
1171
02:16:34,186 --> 02:16:36,029
The same as always.
1172
02:16:36,814 --> 02:16:38,816
One, two...
1173
02:16:40,192 --> 02:16:41,734
the end.
1174
02:16:41,735 --> 02:16:44,204
You're a redheaded bastard.
1175
02:16:47,866 --> 02:16:49,334
Muga!
1176
02:16:51,578 --> 02:16:54,081
Introduce him to your tobacconist!
1177
02:16:54,915 --> 02:16:56,963
They'll make good friends!
1178
02:16:59,211 --> 02:17:02,932
Chase him with sticks
through the barnyard.
1179
02:17:25,821 --> 02:17:27,289
Hey. Don!
1180
02:17:42,379 --> 02:17:43,881
All right.
1181
02:17:45,632 --> 02:17:47,475
OK. So what'll happen to me?
1182
02:17:48,135 --> 02:17:50,229
You'll remain in songs.
1183
02:17:51,513 --> 02:17:53,106
That's it?
1184
02:17:54,308 --> 02:17:56,151
That's not really that little.
1185
02:17:57,811 --> 02:17:58,482
Believe me!
1186
02:19:09,007 --> 02:19:10,634
Out!
1187
02:19:53,719 --> 02:19:55,096
Master!
1188
02:19:56,889 --> 02:19:59,267
The Blacks are asking for the sign.
1189
02:19:59,683 --> 02:20:01,105
I knew it,
1190
02:20:01,977 --> 02:20:03,604
this is the end.
1191
02:20:05,147 --> 02:20:07,241
Let's cut some ears!
1192
02:20:19,119 --> 02:20:20,745
Stop shaking.
1193
02:20:20,746 --> 02:20:22,748
Let me eat.
1194
02:20:28,462 --> 02:20:30,089
My arm hurts.
1195
02:20:36,762 --> 02:20:38,105
Want some?
1196
02:20:44,102 --> 02:20:45,729
Go away, old man.
1197
02:20:46,647 --> 02:20:48,648
You'll go with me.
1198
02:20:48,649 --> 02:20:52,026
You'll confirm there's a boy in my belly.
1199
02:20:52,027 --> 02:20:54,445
Goran's grandson!
1200
02:20:54,446 --> 02:20:56,244
Already?
1201
02:20:56,823 --> 02:20:59,246
I won't go without pants.
And all my pants are wet now.
1202
02:20:59,247 --> 02:21:00,539
You'll go!
1203
02:21:05,540 --> 02:21:09,340
18 generations of noble ancestors.
Royal blood,
1204
02:21:09,836 --> 02:21:11,463
and no pants!
1205
02:21:12,381 --> 02:21:15,351
Give me dry pants and I'll go to war.
1206
02:21:16,134 --> 02:21:21,186
I don't want to be covered
with lard and burned. Like a chicken.
1207
02:21:24,351 --> 02:21:26,695
So don't go! Ferret!
1208
02:21:34,194 --> 02:21:35,787
All right!
1209
02:21:45,080 --> 02:21:49,551
I'll chase them into the gulf.
Up to their asses. I promise.
1210
02:21:57,968 --> 02:22:00,312
I'm sorry
you didn't know Baron Pampa.
1211
02:22:10,272 --> 02:22:12,900
Forget it!
1212
02:22:17,696 --> 02:22:19,869
You could at least clean the house!
1213
02:22:22,784 --> 02:22:25,207
- Did you find any?
- No.
1214
02:22:30,751 --> 02:22:32,503
Yes, here.
1215
02:22:35,047 --> 02:22:37,095
Silly girl!
1216
02:22:39,009 --> 02:22:42,604
The turtle was eating mice
in the pants.
1217
02:22:43,346 --> 02:22:45,849
I found some. And the turtle too.
1218
02:22:59,654 --> 02:23:01,327
- Laces.
- What?
1219
02:23:04,034 --> 02:23:05,877
Laces? What?
1220
02:23:19,174 --> 02:23:23,645
Did you find my swords, silly girl?
1221
02:24:15,564 --> 02:24:17,282
Blood is sticky.
1222
02:25:06,698 --> 02:25:08,917
OK. There.
1223
02:25:53,828 --> 02:25:55,205
God,
1224
02:25:55,956 --> 02:25:57,458
if you exist,
1225
02:25:58,208 --> 02:25:59,630
stop me!
1226
02:27:54,532 --> 02:27:56,000
Run!
1227
02:27:57,869 --> 02:27:59,917
God decided to start killing.
1228
02:28:03,124 --> 02:28:05,125
My swords!
1229
02:28:05,126 --> 02:28:07,424
Where are you going?
1230
02:28:39,160 --> 02:28:41,208
Stop Arima!
1231
02:28:41,913 --> 02:28:43,290
Look!
1232
02:28:47,335 --> 02:28:48,632
Arima.
1233
02:28:49,838 --> 02:28:51,590
My name is Arima.
1234
02:29:07,355 --> 02:29:09,153
My name is Arima.
1235
02:29:11,651 --> 02:29:13,494
That's no problem.
1236
02:29:16,948 --> 02:29:18,325
Then -
1237
02:29:20,326 --> 02:29:23,375
- I didn't bring everyone.
- They'll all be punished.
1238
02:29:23,376 --> 02:29:28,750
Some strange monk did!
1239
02:29:28,751 --> 02:29:33,507
I saw him. With a walleye.
1240
02:29:34,215 --> 02:29:35,883
Kill them all!
1241
02:29:35,884 --> 02:29:38,763
Look, or I'll flog you to death!
I'm the eye of the order.
1242
02:29:38,764 --> 02:29:40,638
It's a mistake.
1243
02:29:41,681 --> 02:29:44,525
It was some strange monk!
1244
02:29:52,066 --> 02:29:53,568
Is it blood?
1245
02:29:54,819 --> 02:29:56,904
It smells.
1246
02:29:56,905 --> 02:29:58,157
What?
1247
02:29:59,741 --> 02:30:01,909
The Creator gave us pain.
1248
02:30:01,910 --> 02:30:04,880
I went to university too.
I am Arima.
1249
02:30:06,748 --> 02:30:08,625
I'm the eye of the order.
1250
02:30:13,588 --> 02:30:15,386
The roads are slippery.
1251
02:30:22,055 --> 02:30:23,602
I'll kill everyone here.
1252
02:30:31,397 --> 02:30:34,071
You too, student!
1253
02:30:45,787 --> 02:30:46,913
Heresy!
1254
02:30:49,123 --> 02:30:51,376
- Heresy!
- Get out of here!
1255
02:30:56,089 --> 02:30:57,591
The boots!
1256
02:30:57,882 --> 02:30:59,259
What?
1257
02:31:18,194 --> 02:31:21,073
I didn't take anything!
1258
02:31:26,995 --> 02:31:28,497
I didn't take anything!
1259
02:31:32,000 --> 02:31:33,968
The hat of sorrow!
1260
02:31:39,799 --> 02:31:41,722
Nobody steals under the order.
1261
02:31:47,181 --> 02:31:48,649
I'll kill everyone!
1262
02:31:53,229 --> 02:31:55,027
God, stop me.
1263
02:31:58,234 --> 02:32:00,077
Like it's not me!
1264
02:32:09,829 --> 02:32:12,708
Not everyone's destined.
I can't either.
1265
02:32:16,336 --> 02:32:18,509
I feel nauseous. It's just... why.
1266
02:32:19,255 --> 02:32:21,965
Here, a gift for you. Have a look.
1267
02:32:21,966 --> 02:32:24,685
Summons to the office.
The Tower of Joy.
1268
02:32:26,387 --> 02:32:28,263
It's something serious.
1269
02:32:28,264 --> 02:32:31,308
- He's here too.
- What did I do?
1270
02:32:31,309 --> 02:32:34,061
- I never left the house. Confirm!
- Out!
1271
02:32:34,062 --> 02:32:36,897
Death and life.
1272
02:32:36,898 --> 02:32:39,492
Life. And life again.
1273
02:32:42,403 --> 02:32:44,246
I've been outside today.
1274
02:32:45,365 --> 02:32:47,788
Here. Your destiny.
1275
02:32:49,744 --> 02:32:52,412
Nun from Tm Street.
1276
02:32:52,413 --> 02:32:54,757
Defamation of the order.
That's serious,
1277
02:32:54,758 --> 02:32:56,717
something about you too.
1278
02:32:57,835 --> 02:33:00,463
You can pardon them all, Don.
1279
02:33:07,428 --> 02:33:09,931
Why don't you give me,
1280
02:33:10,598 --> 02:33:12,225
stupid Don...
1281
02:33:13,309 --> 02:33:15,732
200 more street luvvies?
1282
02:33:17,438 --> 02:33:19,941
You'll find someone else to burn.
1283
02:33:21,275 --> 02:33:23,277
Isn't it the same for you?
1284
02:33:26,614 --> 02:33:28,662
Isn't that right, student?
1285
02:33:30,618 --> 02:33:32,245
You can't!
1286
02:34:03,985 --> 02:34:05,282
Stop!
1287
02:34:05,862 --> 02:34:07,284
Put the boards down.
1288
02:34:21,711 --> 02:34:23,378
Who wants water?
1289
02:34:23,379 --> 02:34:24,881
Above!
1290
02:34:39,604 --> 02:34:42,189
- Ribs!
- Broken.
1291
02:34:42,190 --> 02:34:43,737
Another chain.
1292
02:34:49,197 --> 02:34:50,699
Rock him!
1293
02:34:51,073 --> 02:34:53,041
So the shit drips off!
1294
02:35:07,590 --> 02:35:09,058
A student.
1295
02:35:25,566 --> 02:35:27,534
โAn impotent and inept one will give up.
1296
02:35:28,778 --> 02:35:31,372
Will give up...
1297
02:35:32,782 --> 02:35:35,535
without knowing
where the monster's heart is,
1298
02:35:36,118 --> 02:35:38,587
if the monster even has one.โ
1299
02:36:28,671 --> 02:36:31,424
Don, I think I've gone blind!
1300
02:37:22,350 --> 02:37:23,693
An officer!
1301
02:37:25,811 --> 02:37:27,654
It squelches here.
1302
02:37:39,951 --> 02:37:41,999
It always squelched here.
1303
02:38:16,737 --> 02:38:18,238
But not like this!
1304
02:38:18,239 --> 02:38:20,162
You're so awkward!
1305
02:38:23,786 --> 02:38:25,629
Stop, or I'll wound you.
1306
02:38:43,681 --> 02:38:45,058
It's slippery.
1307
02:38:46,767 --> 02:38:48,189
Hi.
1308
02:38:50,604 --> 02:38:52,572
What might be... nothing might be.
1309
02:38:53,899 --> 02:38:56,948
You'll pee!
1310
02:38:57,278 --> 02:38:59,576
- Again!
- You'll pee!
1311
02:39:13,586 --> 02:39:14,963
An egg!
1312
02:39:27,975 --> 02:39:29,568
Flies.
1313
02:39:37,318 --> 02:39:38,786
Here!
1314
02:39:39,320 --> 02:39:41,448
This is Arata the Hunchback.
1315
02:39:42,156 --> 02:39:44,157
So, walleyed man! You bastard.
1316
02:39:44,158 --> 02:39:45,956
He's decomposed by now.
1317
02:39:47,787 --> 02:39:50,415
Why didn't you spare the young girl?
1318
02:39:50,790 --> 02:39:52,749
He - The Head of Cows.
1319
02:39:52,750 --> 02:39:56,846
- His arrow is marked!
- This is the boar Yi mark!
1320
02:39:57,838 --> 02:40:00,557
- It's the boar!
- This is a cow, I tell you!
1321
02:40:00,558 --> 02:40:03,143
This is the boar Yi! It's the boar!
1322
02:40:09,683 --> 02:40:12,778
- Go away!
- Leave him, he's suffered enough.
1323
02:40:13,604 --> 02:40:15,277
This is the boar Yi!
1324
02:40:18,192 --> 02:40:20,320
Arata killed the girl!
1325
02:40:21,529 --> 02:40:23,657
The mark on the arrow is the same.
1326
02:40:26,951 --> 02:40:29,454
He wanted to draw Rumata out...
1327
02:40:30,788 --> 02:40:32,506
against the Blacks.
1328
02:40:33,666 --> 02:40:37,296
But drew him against himself!
1329
02:40:55,646 --> 02:40:57,319
Another egg.
1330
02:41:25,759 --> 02:41:27,636
I'll call him!
1331
02:42:22,274 --> 02:42:23,742
You, witch!
1332
02:42:31,075 --> 02:42:32,702
It's squelchy here!
1333
02:43:21,500 --> 02:43:23,298
You owe me a coin, Condor!
1334
02:43:32,928 --> 02:43:34,851
I saw it first!
1335
02:43:48,319 --> 02:43:50,492
Condor,
there's something shiny over there.
1336
02:43:50,493 --> 02:43:51,784
What?
1337
02:43:52,614 --> 02:43:54,457
I'm not flying to Earth with you.
1338
02:43:54,458 --> 02:43:56,373
No, nothing shiny.
1339
02:43:57,202 --> 02:43:59,045
I'm not!
1340
02:44:02,082 --> 02:44:05,006
Pashka! You'll be sorry
if you go behind my back!
1341
02:44:08,172 --> 02:44:09,515
Well.
1342
02:44:18,140 --> 02:44:20,142
See what I learned here?
1343
02:44:23,312 --> 02:44:25,360
If you say no, then no.
1344
02:44:25,939 --> 02:44:27,612
But, you know that?
1345
02:44:39,328 --> 02:44:41,376
Well, you old ass.
1346
02:44:44,541 --> 02:44:47,545
All this is not my work, it's yours.
1347
02:44:54,551 --> 02:44:56,847
- You fucking theorist.
- You're crap!
1348
02:44:56,848 --> 02:44:59,815
- Why are you here?
- The crap of the Siu bird.
1349
02:44:59,816 --> 02:45:02,475
You're set in a nuthouse on Earth.
1350
02:45:02,476 --> 02:45:04,899
- Or maybe in jail.
- And you are a thief!
1351
02:45:04,900 --> 02:45:07,688
Or maybe you even have a brain tumor!
1352
02:45:07,689 --> 02:45:10,659
- You are a thief!
- The crap of the Siu bird!
1353
02:45:15,489 --> 02:45:17,833
There are snakes there!
1354
02:45:20,244 --> 02:45:22,292
Here, take this!
1355
02:45:23,497 --> 02:45:27,752
He's a thief,
and you keep throwing gloves.
1356
02:45:29,336 --> 02:45:31,964
Pashka, we're dueling.
It's come to this!
1357
02:45:37,344 --> 02:45:39,472
A god can be tired too.
1358
02:45:41,890 --> 02:45:43,733
Practical like hell!
1359
02:45:44,685 --> 02:45:46,312
Get out of here!
1360
02:45:46,728 --> 02:45:48,822
I'm sleepy-
1361
02:45:57,489 --> 02:46:00,618
You write books,
1362
02:46:01,577 --> 02:46:04,330
but you have no thoughts.
1363
02:46:05,247 --> 02:46:06,590
Here's one.
1364
02:46:08,292 --> 02:46:11,171
Where Grays triumph -
1365
02:46:12,087 --> 02:46:13,464
Wait.
1366
02:46:14,214 --> 02:46:18,219
Where Grays triumph, Blacks always,
always come in the end.
1367
02:46:18,220 --> 02:46:20,219
There is no way. Remember!
1368
02:46:20,220 --> 02:46:22,848
And now leave.
1369
02:46:25,767 --> 02:46:27,235
Wait!
1370
02:46:28,520 --> 02:46:30,739
If you write about me...
1371
02:46:31,899 --> 02:46:34,066
and you'll probably have to,
1372
02:46:34,067 --> 02:46:35,740
write that -
1373
02:46:37,279 --> 02:46:38,997
that it's hard...
1374
02:46:41,200 --> 02:46:42,668
to be a god.
1375
02:46:59,259 --> 02:47:00,727
And I'll get some sleep.
1376
02:47:48,976 --> 02:47:51,604
God, spit on me,
so I won't ever be sick.
1377
02:47:54,648 --> 02:47:57,652
And spit in my hand too.
I'll take it to my brother.
1378
02:47:58,986 --> 02:48:01,614
Leave me alone! God!
1379
02:48:06,076 --> 02:48:08,995
Come on, a kid won't speak in vain.
1380
02:48:08,996 --> 02:48:10,166
He doesn't look at me.
1381
02:48:10,167 --> 02:48:11,881
- Come on, look at me!
- Stop hovering!
1382
02:48:11,882 --> 02:48:13,708
Look at me!
1383
02:48:13,709 --> 02:48:16,588
These university guys. They kept running
around the tower, screaming.
1384
02:48:16,589 --> 02:48:18,681
The fat one didn't want to fly.
1385
02:48:20,882 --> 02:48:22,475
Stronger than beer.
1386
02:48:25,679 --> 02:48:28,353
Don Leonardo and Don Fatso.
1387
02:48:28,682 --> 02:48:30,776
They killed each other.
1388
02:48:31,643 --> 02:48:33,020
Here.
1389
02:48:56,209 --> 02:48:57,711
Why?
1390
02:49:04,718 --> 02:49:06,345
You bastards!
1391
02:49:09,681 --> 02:49:11,683
That Don Leonardo.
1392
02:49:14,061 --> 02:49:18,689
They drank away the round glass
and the boards.
1393
02:49:18,690 --> 02:49:20,317
So what?
1394
02:49:26,406 --> 02:49:30,743
Muga,
what does your tobacconist say?
1395
02:49:30,744 --> 02:49:31,911
Where is he?
1396
02:49:31,912 --> 02:49:36,248
Left his house...
and never came back. It happens.
1397
02:49:36,249 --> 02:49:38,125
Will you find him?
1398
02:49:38,126 --> 02:49:41,756
I told you to take the stocks off.
Why don't you take them off?
1399
02:49:41,757 --> 02:49:43,803
I'll remove them immediately.
1400
02:50:04,444 --> 02:50:07,118
- Have you gone mad?
- I slipped.
1401
02:50:07,948 --> 02:50:11,043
I also left my house a long time ago...
1402
02:50:12,536 --> 02:50:13,788
like him.
1403
02:50:14,413 --> 02:50:18,088
And never came back.
1404
02:50:30,721 --> 02:50:32,564
Out of the way, Noble Don!
1405
02:50:35,726 --> 02:50:39,230
Or the wheel will get your boot.
1406
02:53:18,221 --> 02:53:21,816
Hey, you forgot the chair, fools!
1407
02:53:44,998 --> 02:53:47,046
Do you like this music?
1408
02:53:49,002 --> 02:53:50,424
I don't know.
1409
02:53:54,341 --> 02:53:56,639
It makes my tummy hurt.
1410
02:53:57,677 --> 02:53:59,145
Yes.
1411
02:55:00,365 --> 02:55:03,244
A special thanks for assistance
in creating this film
1412
02:55:03,245 --> 02:55:05,337
goes to Alexei Kudrin,
Mikhail Prokhorov.
1413
02:55:06,371 --> 02:55:09,375
The cast: Rumata - Leonid Yarmolnik
Baron Pampa - Yury Tsurilo
1414
02:55:09,376 --> 02:55:11,795
Ari - Natalya Moteva
Don Reba - Alexander Chutko.
1415
02:55:11,796 --> 02:55:14,089
Budakh - Yevgeny Gerchakov
Gur - Pyotr Merkuryev.
1416
02:55:14,090 --> 02:55:16,590
Muga - Ramiz Ibragimov
The King - Sergey Stupnikov.
1417
02:55:16,591 --> 02:55:19,011
Zurab - Zurab Kipshidze
Arata - Valentin Golubenko.
1418
02:55:19,012 --> 02:55:21,512
Arima - Leonid Timtzunik
Ripat - Valery Boltyshev
1419
02:55:21,513 --> 02:55:23,138
Don Tameo - Yury Nifontov.
1420
02:55:30,020 --> 02:55:32,148
Narrating Voice - Vladimir Yumatov.
1421
02:55:32,149 --> 02:55:34,819
Screenplay: Svetlana Karmalita
Alexey German.
1422
02:55:34,820 --> 02:55:36,987
Direction: Alexey Yurievich German.
1423
02:55:36,988 --> 02:55:40,580
Directors of Photography:
Vladimir llyin - Yury Klimenko.
1424
02:55:40,905 --> 02:55:45,126
Set Designers: Sergey Kokovkin
Georgy Kropachev - Yelena Zhukova.
1425
02:55:45,127 --> 02:55:46,994
Composer: Victor Lebedev.
1426
02:55:46,995 --> 02:55:49,166
Sound Director: Nikolay Astakhov.
1427
02:55:49,167 --> 02:55:51,417
Costumer Designer: Ekaterina Shapkaitz.
1428
02:55:51,418 --> 02:55:53,384
Makeup: Olga Izvekova
Natalia Ratkevich.
1429
02:55:53,668 --> 02:55:55,887
Editors: Irina Gorokhovskaya
Maria Amosova.
1430
02:55:55,888 --> 02:55:58,005
Supervisors: Yevgeny Pritzker.
1431
02:55:58,006 --> 02:55:59,927
Production Director: Yury Feting.
1432
02:55:59,928 --> 02:56:02,846
Assistant Directors: Felix Eskin
Olga Bagirova - Oleg Yudin.
1433
02:56:02,847 --> 02:56:05,188
Further Assistant Directors:
Yu. Olenikov - Yu. Filipov.
1434
02:56:05,189 --> 02:56:06,889
E. Krupima - D. Korel.
1435
02:56:06,890 --> 02:56:09,609
Further Assistant Directors: V. Gushina
I. Zhukov - A. Zlobin -T. Komarova.
1436
02:56:09,610 --> 02:56:11,272
K. Samoylova - N. Sedova - T. Shelest.
1437
02:56:11,273 --> 02:56:12,936
Operators: A. Malushev - A. Rodionov.
1438
02:56:12,937 --> 02:56:15,781
Interns: I. Bolotnikov - T. Detkina
Yu. Pankosyanova - R. Salakhutdinov.
1439
02:56:15,782 --> 02:56:17,316
R. Salimov - A. Tyutyn.
1440
02:56:17,317 --> 02:56:18,910
Assistant Operator: A. Solovyev.
1441
02:56:18,911 --> 02:56:20,486
Steadicam: B. Rafiev.
1442
02:56:20,487 --> 02:56:23,036
Assistant Set Designers: V. Bokovenko
T. Voronkova - M. Evstigneeva.
1443
02:56:23,037 --> 02:56:25,121
O. Nikolaev - V. Orlov
E. Petrov - B. Poroshin.
1444
02:56:25,122 --> 02:56:27,034
Stunt Coordinator: O. Vasilyuk.
1445
02:56:27,035 --> 02:56:29,208
Stunt Performers:
A. Gorbachev - A. Ivanov - N. Pavlyuk.
1446
02:56:29,209 --> 02:56:31,080
A. Pangayev - S. Petrov - Ye. Tsurko.
1447
02:56:31,081 --> 02:56:32,998
Photographer: S. Aksyonov.
1448
02:56:32,999 --> 02:56:35,671
Special Effects and Titles:
V. Okovityj - O. Plaksin - I. Plaksin.
1449
02:56:35,672 --> 02:56:37,214
Sound Artist: S. Figner.
1450
02:56:37,215 --> 02:56:39,427
Assistant Editor:
O. Laboskina - I. Sarkisyan.
1451
02:56:39,428 --> 02:56:42,466
Makeup Assistants: O. Grebenyuk
K. Nadeykina - Ya. Pestunova - O. Popova.
1452
02:56:42,467 --> 02:56:45,266
Pyrotechnicians: V. Agapov - A. Alekseev
D. Voronzov - T. Gordin - V. Klimov.
1453
02:56:45,267 --> 02:56:47,307
V. Panikarovskij - D. Razrezov
Yu. Epstein.
1454
02:56:47,308 --> 02:56:49,520
Graphic Design:
Yu. Lukina - A. Lukin - E. Okopnaya.
1455
02:56:49,521 --> 02:56:51,100
Shooting in the Czech Republic:
1456
02:56:51,101 --> 02:56:53,229
"โANCOR-film" Organization s.r.o.
I. Bykova - A. Bykov.
1457
02:56:53,230 --> 02:56:55,481
Set design: โARVA a.s.โ
K. Vacek - I. Vackova.
1458
02:56:55,482 --> 02:56:57,022
Propman: L. Vaniacek.
1459
02:56:57,023 --> 02:56:59,902
Special Makeup: Pyotr Gorshenin's Studio
โFX Design Group lntโ.
1460
02:56:59,903 --> 02:57:01,777
Vlad Taupesc's Studio โSuper-Phantomโ.
1461
02:57:01,778 --> 02:57:03,737
Administration: T. Zaitseva.
1462
02:57:03,738 --> 02:57:05,452
Executive Producer:
M. Dovladbegyan.
1463
02:57:05,453 --> 02:57:07,369
Assistant Producer: T. Kameneva.
1464
02:57:07,370 --> 02:57:09,457
Producers: R. Nasibulin - V. Izvekov
1465
02:57:09,458 --> 02:57:12,624
Boris Pasternak's poem โHamletโ
is recited in the film.
1466
02:57:12,625 --> 02:57:15,920
The film was produced with
the technical support of Lenfilm Studio.
1467
02:57:15,921 --> 02:57:18,045
Film development:
CineLab Digital Lounge.
1468
02:57:18,046 --> 02:57:21,298
Music and sound recorded
at Dolby Digital sound studio at Lenfilm.
1469
02:57:21,299 --> 02:57:23,720
Consultant Dolby Laboratories:
M. Nasonkin.
1470
02:57:23,721 --> 02:57:25,884
Film: Kodak - llford.
1471
02:57:25,885 --> 02:57:28,058
A special thanks
to Cinestudi Lenfilm
1472
02:57:30,765 --> 02:57:32,733
ยฉ Sever LLC, 2013
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