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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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Pressure's all right, Gary?It's perfect.
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And the oil is not too warm?It feels nice.
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Is there any area in particular
you want me to focus on today?
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Um...
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You could, um...
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You could go, uh...
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Lower?
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[LEÉO DELIBES' "FLOWER DUET"
PLAYING OVER PHONE SPEAKER]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[SOFTLY]
Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, this music
is triggering me.
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Can I change it
to something less traumatic?
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Oh, um, sure.
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Kind of feels like I was
getting you off
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at a funeral, you know?
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[CHUCKLES]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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You have a dope house,
by the way.
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Thank you.It's, like, sexy.
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[CUPCAKKE'S "DEEPTHROAT"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKER]
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Mmm...Oh, God.
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{\i1}♪ Hump me, fuck me ♪{\i0}[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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{\i1}♪ Daddy better make me choke{\i0}
{\i1}You better ♪{\i0}
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{\i1}♪ Hump me, fuck me ♪{\i0}[HUMMING TUNE]
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{\i1}♪ My tunnel loves{\i0}
{\i1}To deep throat, it do... ♪{\i0}
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♪ Lick, lick, lick, lick
I wanna eat your dick ♪
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♪ But I can't fuck up
My nails ♪
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{\i1}♪ So I'mma pick it up{\i0}
{\i1}With chopsticks... ♪{\i0}
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I'm so sorry. Cory, is it?Yeah, Kory. With a K.
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Could we just keep
the distractions to a minimum?
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I'm sorry. I stopped
taking my Vyvanse, and I have--
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It's okay. I'm just...
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So the music, off?Please?
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Yeah.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[GUM POPS SOFTLY]
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I'm so, so sorry.
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Is there any way
that you could not chew gum?
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Bitch, am I not allowed
to breathe?
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Gum's gone. Are we good?Yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's fine. Can I proceed?Please. Thank you.
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[SIGHS][EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[MOANS]
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So you have, like,
a really big house.
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[SIGHS]
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Who all lives here?
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Um, just...
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Just me.
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Damn!
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No husband? No wife?
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Um...
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Wife. I had a wife.
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Hm, word.
I used to fuck girls too,
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and then I realized
I sucked dick at eating pussy.
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She left.
She took the kids, and--
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What a bitch. Boys or girls?
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Boys. Well, men now, really.
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Are they hot?
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What?Your two sons, are they hot?
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I don't know.
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Come on, Gary.
You're clearly a fairy.
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Or at least now you are, heh.
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They're my children!It's not perverted.
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My cousins are so fucking hot.[STAMMERS]
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I mean,
they're good-looking young men.
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Okay.
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Jesus!
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Gary? How many guys
have you done this with?
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Um...
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One?One, like...
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Like, you're my first.
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I'm your first massage?
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No. I mean, yes, but...
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You're the first guy that
I've ever been intimate with.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GASPS]
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Gary, shut up.It's not a big deal.
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Gary, this is
a big fucking deal.
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I need a drink. I need a drink.
Come on. Come on! Holy shit.
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Where are you going?
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MASSEUR:
So you've never touched a dick
before? Like, even as a kid?
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Um...
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No.
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Oh, my God, Gary,
that is so gay.
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I'm not supposed to drink, so--That is the most repressed
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Catholic-ass bullshit
I've ever heard in my life.
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I did jerk off once in a
steam room at our country club.
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God, not even an Equinox?
Jesus Christ, Gary.
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It was a long time ago.
The world's different now.
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Bitch, please. The ancient
Greeks were gay as shit.
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Zeus ate dick for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner!
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That's why he was so strong.
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All the cum.
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[CHUCKLES]What?
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You're a very spirited
young man.
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You know what is so funny?
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People say shit like that
all the time,
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and I never know what it means.
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Ahh! But this isn't about me.
This is about you.
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I wanna know, why now?
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I can't believe
I'm telling you this.
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I got married so young,
I had kids so young
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that I never gave myself
an opportunity--
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Holy shit!
I didn't even think about that.
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Your kids are so lucky.
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Why?They have a gay dad.
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What's better than that?
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Well, I doubt they see it
that way, Kory.
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Please, call me Cameron.
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Kory's the work name,
it helps me get into character.
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But you and I are friends now.
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Okay.
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Well, Cameron, um,
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my kids don't talk to me, so...What?
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Sorry, you're telling me that
your family won't talk to you
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because you prefer
bussy over pussy?
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What the actual fuck?Patty had her reasons.
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And I think the kids--God! Patty? Oh, Patty!
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Patty's a very,
very cunty name, Gary.
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Cameron.No!
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I'm sorry, Gary,
but that is bullshit.
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Bullshit.
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You were honest
with those bitches,
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and they turn
their back on you
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'cause of your sexuality?
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I'll talk to that bitch
for you.
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I'm a people person.
Give me your phone.
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No. You don't have to--
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The only thing better
than my dad being gay
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would have been him being
like a reiki master.
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I would have killed
to have a dad like you.
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I'm dying.
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Oh, baby, I'm dying too.
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I mean, every night
I fall asleep--
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I'm actually dying.
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I have
an inoperable brain tumor.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm sorry. I...
I really don't know what to say.
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Words of affirmation
is not my love language.
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It's more like...
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[GAGGING]
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Okay, no. Okay, it--
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You don't have to worry about
not knowing how to respond.
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Nobody's reacted that well
thus far, myself included.
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Oh, Gary. Are you okay?
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I mean, I know you're not okay,
obviously. But I mean...
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It's like I just realized
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that I've been alive
for nearly half a century
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and I haven't actually lived
even a second of it.
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Okay. Okay, Gary.
Gary, I'm gonna help you.
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What?Let's find someone for you.
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Someone you've always wanted who
will put what you want first.
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Honestly, can't you just finish
the hand job and go?
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Oh, shut up.
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Shut up, Gary.
We're doing this.
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You are gonna do this.
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Now, have you heard of Plungr?
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No.It's a sex app.
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Why do I need a sex app?
I literally paid for you.
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Uh, because you're not gay
until you've hooked up
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with a complete stranger
on an app,
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who looks
nothing like their pictures.
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Okay.Okay, so crash course.
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Basically, once you set up
your profile,
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then you put in your stats.
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That's the basics.
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Your height, your body type,
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your pronouns, your positions.
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Top, bottom.
We'll figure it out later.
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Jesus.Your relationship status,
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date last tested, et cetera.
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And boom! You're getting
your hole licked,
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your salad tossed,
your carpet munched
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by your best friends' dad
or closeted neighbor--
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I'm sorry, this is
a lot to take in.
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It's a lot, Gary.
I wish they had a gay Duolingo.
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You know what?
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Why don't you see for yourself?
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Go on.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, my God.
There's so many hot guys.
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Yes, there are.
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But if you wanna talk
to any of them,
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you're gonna need an avatar.
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Profile picture, Gary.
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You're gonna need
a profile picture,
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or no one's gonna answer.
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Do you know what lighting
in your house
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makes you the most dewy?
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Can we just use
a picture of you?
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Seriously?
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Look at you. I'm not gonna get
very many responses.
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Uh, yeah,
not with that attitude.
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Do you know your angles?My angles?
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Gary.
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Come on, I can't
just teach you everything.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Hot?
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Mm-hm. Yeah, that's very hot.
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I know.
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I'll just call us
"Lad and Dad."
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Okay, um...
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Hmm.
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How about this guy?
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Two miles away.
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"Dom Top, DL, Masc4masc,
I love to suck."
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What's DL?That's down-low, just like you.
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Well, I like his hat.
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Okay.
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"I like your hat, bro.
You're hot."
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[MESSAGING APP BLOOPS]
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[RESPONSE BLOOPS][GASPS]
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"You too."Wait, he already wrote back?
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Yep. "Come over and drain me."
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Okay, I'm sorry. No, Cameron,
I think this might be too much.
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Oh, too late. He's on his way.Wait. What?
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I dropped a pin.You gave him my address?
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Yeah.I might not be ready for this.
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It took me a week to work up
the courage to call you.
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And now you've invited some
complete stranger to my home.
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Gary, Gary--I don't even know this person.
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How am I supposed to react?Loosen up.
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How?Because you're with me.
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I'm like human poppers.
I open anyone up.
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All you have to do
is sit back and relax.
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Relax.
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You're gonna be okay, I prom.
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Prom?
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Half a promise.
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Did you just make that up?Oh, my God.
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It's New York, Gary.
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The reality star.
Oh, you have so much to learn.
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I'm going to your kitchen.
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Gary, it's so harsh in here.
You need to liven it up.
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[SINGSONG]
Spoon, spoon, spoon...
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Shit. You really are dying,
aren't you?
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[♪♪♪]
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"Gary and Patricia had
a beautiful marriage,
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filled with blessing and love.
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The life they shared
was harmonious and fulfilling,
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raising the boys.
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However,
Gary has now left the marriage
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to finally pursue his life
as a gay man.
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There are no words to describe
the shock and heartache
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Patricia feels
regarding Gary's new path."
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Yikademente.
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Gary! Oh, my God.
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Okay, can we please
talk about this?
254
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,010
Because what the actual fuck?
255
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,190
Where did you get that?I went through your shit.
256
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,630
Oh, of course.
257
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,090
After the split,
Patty lashed out
258
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,540
in interesting
and craft-based ways.
259
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,030
It's on, like, weighted paper.
260
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,860
You're telling me
she went to Kinko's
261
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,750
and printed how many copies?She sent them
262
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,240
to quite a number of people
in our lives.
263
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:57,490
Gary, it's like a eulogy
for straight you. Rest in peace.
264
00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,180
Well...
265
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,040
At least
you got to keep the house.
266
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,460
When I came out of the closet,
I lost the closet
267
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,080
and the room the closet was in.
268
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,010
Is that why
you ended up doing this?
269
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,080
The fuck do you mean by that?
270
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,020
Your line of work is not exactly
many people's first choice.
271
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,090
A little fucking judgmental,
don't you think?
272
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:19,440
I'm just saying, kids wanna
be astronauts, firemen.
273
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,440
They don't pick sex worker
at the job fair.
274
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,240
Right. Well, they would
275
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,680
if they were tossed around
as an 8-year-old, like I was.
276
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,380
I'm fucking joking.
277
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,420
Are you serious?
That's what you actually think?
278
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,490
That something terrible
must have happened to me
279
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,980
to lead me to this?
God forbid I found something
280
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,530
that I'm good at,
and I monetized it.
281
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,080
But you can't do this forever.
282
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,530
When you're my age,
what will you do?
283
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,260
I don't know, Gary.
284
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,050
I guess I'll repress every
desire that comes naturally,
285
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,570
marry an unsuspecting woman,
have two sons,
286
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,890
live a lie until I find out
I'm dying of cancer.
287
00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,370
Hey, whoa.No!
288
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,480
No, you are on thin ice,
sweetie.
289
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,130
I'm sorry. I...
You're right.
290
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,590
I guess that
that was my poor attempt
291
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,790
at helping you.
292
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:08,180
Aw. Well, write this down
and remember it fondly:
293
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,420
I don't need your fucking help.
294
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,910
God!
295
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,490
[♪♪♪]
296
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,540
My God, if that was my best stab
at fatherly advice,
297
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,200
it's no wonder my own kids
don't wanna speak to me.
298
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,610
Okay, enough
of this whole pity party.
299
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,200
What is that?
300
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,550
It's called pre-workout.
301
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,420
Like meth for people with goals.
302
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,080
Why are you taking it now?You didn't have Red Bull.
303
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,800
Which, by the way, big mistake.
304
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,150
Big. Huge. {\i1}Pretty Woman.{\i0}
305
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,530
Finally, a fucking reference
you know.
306
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,840
{\i1}Pretty Woman{\i0}is
one of my favorite films.
307
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,220
That would explain
your attitude towards sex work.
308
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,610
Well, you're the one
who just quoted it.
309
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,850
Touché, bitch.Yeah.
310
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,680
[DOORBELL RINGS]Oh, fuck. He's here. He's here!
311
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,130
Oh, my God, what do I do?
312
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,680
Hey. You go upstairs,
313
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,620
wear something sexy,
I got this covered.
314
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:08,750
Go! Go!Okay.
315
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,210
Sexy.
316
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,220
Hello.'Sup, bro?
317
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,320
Ooh! Fist me already!
318
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,050
[POPS LIPS]I'm Sammy.
319
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,530
I'm Kory, with a K.
The lost Kardashian.
320
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,080
Mm, nice truck.
321
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:31,640
You parked so far.
322
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,060
Just wanna get in and get out.
323
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,090
Oh. You can get in, all right.
324
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:39,170
Mm, mm, mm!
325
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,370
Come on.
326
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,410
This place is dope, man.
Do you live here alone?
327
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:51,590
Um, well, if you noticed
on Plungr, I am Lad...
328
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,560
and this is Dad.
329
00:17:58,530 --> 00:17:59,570
Hi.
330
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,050
Who the fuck is this
331
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,160
Mister Rogers-looking-ass dude?
332
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,710
[WHISPERS]
I thought I told you
to wear something sexy.
333
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,440
[WHISPERS]
I feel very sexy in this.
334
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,580
The profile said "Lad and Dad."
335
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:13,370
You didn't say
nothing about a threesome, so...
336
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,750
And you didn't say anything
about being a whiny bottom.
337
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,340
But here we are.I'm no bottom! I'm all top.
338
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,720
Yeah, I'm sure you are,
you self-hating little bitch.
339
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,070
Cameron.Shut the fuck up, please.
340
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,280
We both know
you're just a gaping hole,
341
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,250
so pipe the fuck down
and service this cock!
342
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,140
Uh...
343
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,320
[WHISPERS]
Fuck, you're sexy.
344
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,710
You know you don't deserve to
suck this cock, though, right?
345
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,360
I know.
346
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,260
I'm sorry, sir.
347
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,610
I'll suck it so good, though.
348
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:44,810
Do it.
349
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,060
Thank you, sir.Thank you.
350
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,650
[♪♪♪]
351
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,560
Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
352
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,730
Mm... Mmm...
353
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:06,010
Hey, you shut your fucking mouth
when you're sucking this dick.
354
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,260
Please, sir, I want some more.Yeah, you do.
355
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,290
Yeah, you like that dick, you
little Oliver Twist-ass bitch?
356
00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:17,980
Oh, God.
It's like a juicy bratwurst.
357
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,440
You make me...
358
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,370
You make me sick,
you little orphan boy.
359
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:25,200
Mmm... I'm an orphan.
360
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,650
[ZIPPER UNZIPS]Fucking deeper, bitch.
361
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,830
You little street urchin.[SAMMY MOANING]
362
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,420
You little begging bitch with
your little purple-ass shorts.
363
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,900
SAMMY [MUFFLED]:
I'm your fucking street urchin,
motherfucker.
364
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,490
Come on, Dad.
365
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,390
Come on.
366
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,250
Fuck me.CAMERON: It's okay.
367
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:50,810
SAMMY:
Oh, yes. You gotta
put it fucking deep in there.
368
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,300
[SAMMY GAGGING]
369
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,480
Wait. Why are you stopping?
370
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,510
I can't do this.Can't do what?
371
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,550
Suck a dick when
your username's Looking2Succ?
372
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,720
Not with this
accountant-looking motherfucker.
373
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,380
I'm sorry.Gary is a beautiful man
374
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,040
who deserves anonymous blowjobs,
just like the rest of us.
375
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,590
He looks like shit.You look like shit,
376
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,420
you little pencil dick!What?
377
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,390
I'm not even fully hard, bro.
378
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,040
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, really?
379
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,530
Plus, I didn't get
to showcase my personality.
380
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:20,710
Oh, my God!
381
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,160
Looking2Succ,
382
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,640
I've given you plenty of time
383
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,750
to showcase your personality.Fuck you.
384
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:29,090
I'm better one-on-one. And it
was just you in the picture.
385
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:32,720
Not your {\i1}Flowers in the Attic{\i0}
fucking sidepiece daddy.
386
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,510
I'm not even gay, anyway.
387
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:37,450
You just casually referenced
{\i1}Flowers in the Attic.{\i0}
388
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,550
You are an absolute faggot!I got a wife.
389
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,280
So does he!Ex-wife.
390
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,070
And you'll be adding ex
to the title
391
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,420
when she finds out
you're a bottom!
392
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,600
Watch your fucking mouth, bro!Oh?
393
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,110
I'm warning you,
I will knock you out.
394
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,910
Oh, no.
He's gonna knock me out, Gary,
395
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:56,600
he's gonna hit me
with his {\i1}Flowers in the Attic.{\i0}
396
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,610
Okay. Boys. Boys.
397
00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:01,850
You are a F-A-double G-O-T,
398
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:04,440
faggot!This is your last warning, bro!
399
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,470
You're a faggot!Fuck you!
400
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,580
[LEÉO DELIBES' "FLOWER DUET"
PLAYING]
401
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,780
[GLASS SHATTERS]
402
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,890
[SCREAMS]
403
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,000
[BODY THUDS]
404
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,250
It was a gorgeous landing.
405
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:57,420
[♪♪♪]
406
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:05,780
Why would you do that?Do what?
407
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:08,370
You instigated him.
You riled him up.
408
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:09,750
Hey, hold on, hold on.
409
00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,330
He literally charged at me
410
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,540
and you pushed me
out of the way.
411
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,650
How is this my fault?
412
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:16,410
If you had only shut up,
413
00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:17,820
he wouldn't have
done the charging.
414
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,830
Oh, of course,
you're gonna take his side.
415
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:23,760
Two repressed queers blaming
their shame and misery on me,
416
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,310
a secure, stable homosexual.Stable?
417
00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,630
Yeah.How did I let this happen?
418
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:29,900
My God!
419
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,630
Wait, this whole thing
was your idea.
420
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,530
The whole thing.Hey! No, no, no!
421
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:35,840
You wanted him to come here.You practically
422
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,530
forced me into this.
423
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,020
Oh, I forced you
to hook up with two hot dudes.
424
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,910
I'm so evil, Gary.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
425
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,050
[GARY STAMMERS,
BREATHING HEAVILY]
426
00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:50,750
What are you doing?
427
00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,380
I'm calling 911.For what? He's dead!
428
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,620
Exactly. We have to explain
what happened.
429
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:58,690
You may be okay going to jail
'cause you're dying,
430
00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:00,380
but I'm freshly made.
431
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,940
I don't care. I'm calling.Gary, no. Accidents happen!
432
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,560
It was your first time
being gay.
433
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,800
You were gonna make mistakes.
434
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,430
This is more than a mistake!You're right.
435
00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:10,530
I'm so glad
you're man enough to admit that.
436
00:23:10,730 --> 00:23:12,600
Admit what?You assaulted me.
437
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,810
Are you fucking kidding me?You pushed me, babe.
438
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,440
You pushed me
and my lover is dead!
439
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,230
That's what
I'm gonna tell the cops. Ow! Ow.
440
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,440
I can't believe
that you would pin this on me
441
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,030
when all I did was protect you.
442
00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:28,720
Protect me, really?
443
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,240
He was gonna beat you up.
444
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,380
I saved your life.Don't be so dramatic, Gary.
445
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,560
You both would have flown out
of that window,
446
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,520
which now seems like
a missed opportunity!
447
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,350
Okay, so don't ever try
and save my life again, then!
448
00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:41,210
I pray
that I don't have the chance!
449
00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:45,360
No, Cameron,
you can't walk away from this.
450
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,460
It's your fault!
451
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:52,290
You know what? You say that
one more time, I swear to God!
452
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,400
When you first told me
about your family,
453
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,300
I felt bad for you.
I really did.
454
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,990
But you know what?
I feel bad for them,
455
00:23:58,190 --> 00:24:00,680
'cause you're
that classic closet case
456
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,100
that loves to look like the hero
while playing the victim.
457
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,960
Maybe try and accept the fact
458
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,000
that you ruined more lives
than you saved.
459
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,040
You don't know a fucking thing
about me and my family.
460
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,010
Oh, thank God for that.
461
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:15,940
It's your house, Gary.
Your window.
462
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:19,630
Every man for himself.
I'm fucking out of here.
463
00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:22,570
You are a pest!
You are a menace!
464
00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:24,980
You are a selfish, spoiled boy,
and I have no use for you!
465
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,880
I don't wanna see you
or know you!
466
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,640
Get out of my house!
467
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,090
Is that from {\i1}Dennis the Menace?{\i0}Go!
468
00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:34,820
Fuck you, Gary!
469
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,100
[♪♪♪]
470
00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:54,870
[SIGHS]
471
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,720
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
472
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,770
[WHISPERS]
Oh, my God.
473
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:41,820
Oh, God.
474
00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,130
Okay.
475
00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:45,340
Okay.
476
00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:54,350
[GRUNTING]
477
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,670
[GROANS]
478
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,710
[PANTING]
479
00:26:09,910 --> 00:26:11,090
Fuck.
480
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,860
So where are we taking him?
481
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,590
Why?Don't look at me like that.
482
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,240
You're weak,
I feel sorry for you,
483
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,590
and thank you for saving
my life, blah, blah, blah.
484
00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:32,660
I think he shit himself.
Just grab his hands, come on.
485
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:36,670
Fuck![BOTH GRUNTING]
486
00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:40,190
Okay. So should we drag him
to the shore,
487
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,850
fill his pockets with rocks,
and then throw him in the lake?
488
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:46,020
What?
Did you just come up with that?
489
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,920
Yeah. Why?
490
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,750
That's almost exactly
what we did with Duke.
491
00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:52,720
Who the fuck is Duke?My only real friend.
492
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,100
Who the fuck are you,
Robert Durst?
493
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,830
Jesus Christ, Cameron!
494
00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:59,760
Duke was a Weimaraner,
who I loved very, very much.
495
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,730
A who?A dog. Duke was a dog.
496
00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:05,210
He loved the water.
It was a fitting send-off.
497
00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:07,800
But dogs don't wear pants.
498
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,110
Oh, God. Cameron, pick him up.
499
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,740
We're dealing with a human body,
500
00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,600
a human dead body.
501
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,950
And he's gonna smell.
He's gonna rot.
502
00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:21,920
He's got a family, a wife
who probably hates him
503
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,500
but doesn't want him dead.
504
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:26,270
CAMERON:
Are we talking about the body
or you?
505
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:31,240
[♪♪♪]
506
00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:45,050
I should just take the fall.
507
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:49,150
No. I don't want Patty to have
to make another calling card.
508
00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:51,670
"After a few months
as a homosexual man,
509
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,190
Gary decided
to lead a life of crime."
510
00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:56,990
With a wilted rose
as the background this time?
511
00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,200
Ooh, stunning.
512
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,100
[LAUGHING]
513
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,990
[CHUCKLING]
514
00:28:12,450 --> 00:28:14,350
I'm really glad you came back.
515
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,040
Me too.
516
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:26,260
Oh, fuck!
He bled through the tarp!
517
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:28,750
That's mountain ash wood,
it's really porous.
518
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:31,650
Oh, my God, you're so gay.
519
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,540
How did nobody know?
520
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,890
GARY:
Shut up
and help me move this thing.
521
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,960
[♪♪♪]
522
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,430
[BOTH GRUNTING]
523
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:09,060
[DOORBELL RINGS]
524
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:12,000
Oh, my God. Did you invite
somebody else over?
525
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,270
You think I double-booked you?Well, did you?
526
00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,930
Of course I didn't.Answer it.
527
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,310
I don't wanna answer it.
528
00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:18,800
We can't answer the door.
529
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,040
I have no idea who it is.Yoo-hoo!
530
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,280
Oh, fuck.
531
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,250
Avon lady calling![POUNDING]
532
00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:26,390
It's Sandy.
533
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,590
Who the fuck is Sandy?My neighbor.
534
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,290
Oh, shit.
535
00:29:30,490 --> 00:29:31,390
Gary!
536
00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:32,950
What am I supposed to do?
537
00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,710
I'm completely covered in blood.
538
00:29:35,910 --> 00:29:37,710
I know what to do.
539
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,130
Where are you going?
540
00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:42,130
Gary? Is that you?
541
00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:44,130
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
542
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:46,930
Hello? Gary?
543
00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:49,170
That's Patty's apron.Not anymore.
544
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:51,240
What are you gonna do?Answer the door.
545
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,110
No, no,
you can't answer the door.
546
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:56,520
I'm gonna answer the door.There's a dead body--
547
00:29:59,070 --> 00:30:01,150
Oh...Hi.
548
00:30:01,350 --> 00:30:02,810
You're not Gary.
549
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,630
No. No, no, no.
550
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,770
I'm cute,
and you must be pretty.
551
00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:09,390
So together that means
we're pretty cute.
552
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,330
[LAUGHING]
553
00:30:15,530 --> 00:30:18,890
You're a hoot! I'm Sandy.
554
00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:23,650
Oh, Sandy, what brings you
over here this beautiful night?
555
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,510
I should be asking you
the same question.
556
00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:32,280
That's so like Gary.
A man of few words.
557
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,800
I'm his real estate agent, Kory.
Kory Haim.
558
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,950
Like the actor?No, you're thinking of Feldman.
559
00:30:40,150 --> 00:30:41,810
Yeah.No, there was two Coreys.
560
00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:44,050
There was Corey Feldman
and Corey Haim.
561
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,330
No, think there's just one.
562
00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:48,640
Thank you for coming.Gary!
563
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,850
Hey, you're--
564
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:54,100
You're not in that gorgeous
palazzo across the way, are you?
565
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:57,680
Where is Gary? And why
are you here so late at night?
566
00:30:57,930 --> 00:31:01,420
Oh, I'm doing an inspection.
Smog.
567
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:03,450
You know, I-- I thought I heard
568
00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:06,280
the faint sounds
of screaming earlier,
569
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,010
and I thought,
well, Gary's home,
570
00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,870
so naturally I thought
I would come on by
571
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,840
on my way to the store.
572
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,500
But I gotta hit the road
before the Ambien kicks in.
573
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,810
I think it already kicked in.Stat! Like they say on {\i1}Grey's.{\i0}
574
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:24,130
Oh! Are you a McDreamy girl?
575
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:25,890
All the way.
576
00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:27,440
I could see it in your eyes,
Sandy.
577
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,650
Ooh![CHUCKLES]
578
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,410
Oh!
579
00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:35,410
I just need some flour...
580
00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:38,280
to make my chocolate chip
banana bread
581
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,140
for my church group
in the morning.
582
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:43,730
Sure, yeah.
Not keto, but very Christian.
583
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:47,500
We just pray so hard that the
carbs don't stick to our hips.
584
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,630
Oh![LAUGHS]
585
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:56,190
You know what?
I just realized something.
586
00:31:56,390 --> 00:31:57,990
I know
where Gary keeps the flour.
587
00:31:58,190 --> 00:31:59,160
Wow.
Yeah.
588
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,030
So why don't you
just wait right here?
589
00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:04,930
Right here. Sit, stay.Right there. Sit, stay.
590
00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:06,170
Sit, stay.[IMITATES DOG PANTING]
591
00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:08,030
Don't move. Good girl.
Good girl.
592
00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:10,200
[BARKS]I'll be right back. Yeah, okay.
593
00:32:14,210 --> 00:32:16,040
He's wearing an apron.
594
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,870
Oh...
595
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,420
[PILLS RATTLE]One more won't hurt.
596
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,120
Shit, shit, shit.
597
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,950
Oh, God.
598
00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:32,890
Where does he keep the flour?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
599
00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:34,270
I know.[GASPS]
600
00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:36,300
What?
601
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:40,200
You don't have to hide it.
I caught you red-handed.
602
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,520
Okay. Look, it was
a whole mistake,
603
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,970
and one thing led to another--
604
00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:48,940
The heart wants
what the heart wants.
605
00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:52,420
What?I got Patty's card.
606
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,800
The whole neighborhood did.Oh.
607
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,320
You don't have to be ashamed
of loving him.
608
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,320
Gary's a wonderful man.
609
00:33:03,330 --> 00:33:05,020
I'm so close to Patty still.
610
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:08,020
She's just sick
over the whole thing.
611
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,510
She feels terribly about what
she did and how she reacted.
612
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:13,130
But now he won't talk to her
or the boys.
613
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:14,790
And I know he's hurt,
614
00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,860
but she really worries
about him,
615
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:20,040
especially now all by himself--I'm sorry. Patty...
616
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,720
Patty wants to talk to Gary?
617
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:26,630
Oh, more than anything.
618
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,250
She's been begging him
619
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:32,290
to at least just clear the air
before he--
620
00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:33,670
You know, just...
621
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,400
Right. That's, uh...
622
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,090
I didn't know that.
I did not know that.
623
00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:44,820
Oh, well, must be awkward.
624
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,850
For Gary.Yeah.
625
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:52,380
He must not tell you things
about the ex.
626
00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:54,970
Yeah.
Yeah.
627
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,520
So all that's to say,
628
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,290
no more sneaking around,
Mr. Estate Agent.
629
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:06,190
I'm a cool Christian.
I'm down with the gays.
630
00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:09,910
I may just not bake a cake
for your wedding, ha-ha!
631
00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:12,470
Yeah, well,
you already established
632
00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:15,880
you don't have any flour.Yeah! You got me there!
633
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,130
Oh, where's Gary? I wanna
see you two sinners in action.
634
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:21,440
[YELLS]
Gary!
635
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,860
[SOFTLY]
What the fuck?
636
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,410
Gary.Sandy!
637
00:34:30,830 --> 00:34:35,490
Honey! You did not spill
all those cosmos!
638
00:34:35,690 --> 00:34:37,220
Cosmos?
639
00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:38,250
Yes!
640
00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,080
You got the whole pitcher
641
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,670
right down the front of you.
642
00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:43,570
Cosmos?GARY: Yes.
643
00:34:43,770 --> 00:34:47,300
Yes, we were having {\i1}Sex{\i0}
{\i1}and the City{\i0}role-play night.
644
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,640
Yes.
645
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:59,270
Well, let's get
another pitcher going,
646
00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:05,280
because I'm Samantha,
and I love fucking.
647
00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:10,700
Yes, you do, you little scamp.
648
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,180
Church girls know how to kneel.
649
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,640
I'm gonna
650
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,570
just make
some more cosmos, then.
651
00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:21,400
You are
such a fucking Charlotte.
652
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,090
This is so exciting!
It's been ages
653
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,680
since I've had
a girls' night like this.
654
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,610
Aw.SANDY: Ooh!
655
00:35:28,810 --> 00:35:30,410
Where's the bathroom again?
656
00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:35,240
I... When I get excited,
I get a little loose down there.
657
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,720
Oh, Jesus. Um...
658
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,560
Okay, I'm gonna just cue up
the second movie.
659
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,250
Everyone's favorite.
660
00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:42,970
Bathroom's right to the left.
661
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:48,700
Right to the left.
662
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,980
Right to the left.
663
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,300
Why are we watching
{\i1}Sex and the City 2?{\i0}
664
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,680
You are being such an Aidan.
I need you to be a Mr. Big.
665
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,340
I have no idea
what that even means.
666
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,960
At least I tell the truth,
you wily bitch.
667
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,130
What?Shut up!
668
00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:08,510
Right...
669
00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,280
to the left.
670
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,210
We can dump the body
after {\i1}Sex and the City,{\i0}
671
00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:15,520
but right now, chill.
672
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,840
[THUD, THEN SANDY GASPING]
673
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,390
[GASPS]Oh, my God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
674
00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:23,810
Sandy, this is not
what it looks like.
675
00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:26,430
It's not?No, it's not.
676
00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:29,400
O-okay.
677
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,850
You're right, it's not.
678
00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:34,160
Sandy...You know what? Just...
679
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:41,200
Um, let's just 86
the request on the flour,
680
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:48,240
because I just remembered
that I have some in my pool.
681
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:53,420
And I would
just like to add here,
682
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:58,390
in no way do I believe
that you are going to hell,
683
00:36:58,590 --> 00:37:02,600
at least not just for being gay.
684
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,540
So I'm just gonna find my way
to the door
685
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:08,780
and then I'm gonna be
out of here!
686
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:11,270
Sandy, wait!You're gay.
687
00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:14,310
You're supposed to be nice!Sandy, please.
688
00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:15,410
Sandy.
689
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:16,690
You locked me in!
690
00:37:16,890 --> 00:37:18,240
No. No, no. Sandy.
691
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,900
You're trying to kill me!
692
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,730
We're not.
It's unlocked, actually.
693
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:23,280
Pull, don't push, hon.
694
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,830
[GRUNTING]
695
00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:26,870
Sandy! Sandy!
696
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,490
Sandy! Sandy!
697
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:32,390
Sandy!
Sandykins!
698
00:37:32,590 --> 00:37:34,640
BOTH:
Sandy?
699
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,810
Sandy?
700
00:37:37,950 --> 00:37:40,090
Where the--?
We're not gonna hurt you, babe!
701
00:37:40,330 --> 00:37:42,510
Is she astral-projecting?
Where the fuck did she go?
702
00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:44,300
[BOTTLES CLINK]
703
00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:49,820
Sandy?
704
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,310
Sandy.
705
00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:52,720
Sandy!
706
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,550
Come out, babe.Sandy!
707
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,800
Hey, hey!
708
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,590
[WHIMPERS]
709
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:02,940
Sandy!
710
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:08,700
Gary?
711
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:12,640
I have just taken
a fistful of drugs,
712
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,540
and I will be sedated or dead
within minutes,
713
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:21,610
feeling none of the sick,
twisted, homosexual depravity
714
00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:26,450
you subject
my Christ-like body to!
715
00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:28,340
Pills!
716
00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:31,420
Sandy!Sandy!
717
00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:32,800
Sandy!
718
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,700
[♪♪♪]
719
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,700
[SANDY EXCLAIMS]
720
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,390
Sandy?
721
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,360
Sandy?
722
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,950
What in the {\i1}Hoarders{\i0}hell?
723
00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:49,570
Welcome to my old life.
724
00:38:49,770 --> 00:38:51,190
Sandy, listen.
I'm really concerned
725
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,190
about the amount of pills
you've taken.
726
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,610
And if you have more, I would
absolutely buy them off of you.
727
00:38:58,090 --> 00:38:59,510
[SANDY SNORES]
728
00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:00,680
[MOUTHS]
{\i1}Where is she?{\i0}
729
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:04,450
She's not here.Of course she's not here.
730
00:39:04,650 --> 00:39:06,760
Why do you even have a dog cage?
731
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,380
It was Duke's.
732
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,870
Right, the dog you
Nicole Kidman'd into the lake.
733
00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:12,910
Virginia Woolf'd, and yes.
734
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:15,600
And you still keep his cage?To remember him by!
735
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,840
You need to learn to let
things go. It's not healthy.
736
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,950
You're in a position
to tell me what's healthy?
737
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:23,400
Shh! You hear that?
The closet. The closet!
738
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:26,500
[SOFT SNORING]
739
00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:36,030
Sandy?
740
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,720
It's jammed.Move, move, move.
741
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:46,210
All right,
it's obviously locked.
742
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,840
You can't lock a closet
from the inside.
743
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,180
Says the expert
on being in the closet.
744
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:51,950
You know what, shut up.Whoa.
745
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:53,530
I can let go of things.
746
00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:55,260
I prefer to have
the physical evidence
747
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,400
that I was actually here.Okay, I don't really know
748
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,020
if a dog crate
is the best example of that.
749
00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,680
Is everything a joke to you?That wasn't a joke.
750
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,370
You ever stop to consider
anybody else's feelings ever?
751
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,930
You wanna talk about
other people's feelings?
752
00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:10,200
Let's talk about
how you don't have the balls
753
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,000
to call your own family back.
754
00:40:13,650 --> 00:40:14,930
How do you know that?
755
00:40:16,930 --> 00:40:18,240
Yeah.
756
00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:19,800
She said Patty wants
to talk to you,
757
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,870
but you just refuse.You wouldn't understand.
758
00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:23,460
So you're gay.
759
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:25,940
So they reacted badly.
Call them back.
760
00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:28,740
Oh, okay, let me just, um,
take some advice
761
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:31,050
from a kid who gives
happy endings for a living.
762
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:35,370
Oh! The operative word there
is "happy," you sad fuck.
763
00:40:35,570 --> 00:40:37,020
Oh, I'm sad?Yeah.
764
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,720
Why don't you examine
765
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,720
your own uneducated existence,
you Jezebel!
766
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,410
Jezebel?
767
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,480
When I find out who Jezebel is,
768
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,380
I assume I'm gonna be
so mad at you!
769
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,830
Don't follow me!Hey, you know what?
770
00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:53,870
Your life isn't
the only one that changed
771
00:40:54,070 --> 00:40:55,420
when you decided to come out.
772
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,840
I had to be
someone I hated for them!
773
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,640
And that's not their fault.And you think I don't know that?
774
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,290
Gary. Gary, where are you going?
775
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,950
Fuck!
776
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:11,750
[GRUNTING]
777
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,010
I always did
what I was supposed to do.
778
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:39,880
I went to church.
779
00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:45,510
I married young.
780
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,820
I had kids
when I was younger than you are!
781
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:49,510
Imagine if I had a kid
right now.
782
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:50,550
That'd be so toxic.
783
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:52,820
I followed all the rules!
784
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,900
I didn't smoke.
I drank in moderation.
785
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,830
I cut fat out of my diet
in the '90s
786
00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:05,350
and put it back in 2013
when avocados got big!
787
00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:08,150
Okay.My whole life, I've been good!
788
00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:11,320
A good husband.
789
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,680
A good father.
790
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,710
Okay.
That was a little bit hard.
791
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:20,160
A good man!
792
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,160
I didn't enjoy any of it!
793
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,620
Gary, seriously,
you just hit my fucking head.
794
00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:31,760
And you know what?
795
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,730
There is a part of me,
796
00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:36,180
some terrible part of me,
that blames them.
797
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:37,970
But it's my fault!
798
00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:40,770
It's all my fault!
It's my fault!
799
00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:44,530
Oh, my God.
800
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:45,770
It's my fault.
801
00:42:45,970 --> 00:42:49,050
Gary? Gary, Gary!
802
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,230
Gary. Hey, just breathe.
Come on.
803
00:42:51,430 --> 00:42:55,820
I can't breathe.Come on. Come on.
804
00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,370
You're okay.I can't breathe.
805
00:42:57,610 --> 00:42:58,960
I know.I can't breathe.
806
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,580
Breathe. Breathe.I can't breathe.
807
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:05,860
I can't breathe.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
808
00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:10,870
I'm sorry
for calling you Jezebel.
809
00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,180
I don't even know
who Jezebel is.
810
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:18,040
But if she's anything like me,
we stan. Is she hot?
811
00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:28,230
You know, I...
I actually envy you, Gary.
812
00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:31,960
Oh, please.No, seriously, I do.
813
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,690
You spent your whole life lying
to everyone about everything,
814
00:43:35,890 --> 00:43:38,140
but you still have a lot
to show for it.
815
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:40,100
You do.
You're having a panic attack
816
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,900
on your own damn tennis court,
for fuck's sake!
817
00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:55,460
My dad didn't even acknowledge
when I told him I was gay.
818
00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,980
He just said,
"Not to me, you're not."
819
00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:03,820
And then he went back
to watching TV
820
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,300
like it never happened.
821
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:11,200
Next day,
I left a note on my bed,
822
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,720
drove away, never to return.
823
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,000
What did the note say?
824
00:44:20,730 --> 00:44:22,150
"Fuck you,
you bigoted fat fuck.
825
00:44:22,350 --> 00:44:24,700
Your son's a sissy whore faggot
who loves it in the ass."
826
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:27,490
[LAUGHS]Or something to that effect.
827
00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:29,870
I can't really remember, but...
828
00:44:31,390 --> 00:44:33,850
He actually meant well,
I think.
829
00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:37,780
In his own weird, demented way,
he...
830
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:43,060
He thought that if I was gay,
he had to stop loving me.
831
00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,270
So he chose to ignore it
832
00:44:46,470 --> 00:44:48,380
because he wanted
to keep loving his son.
833
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:53,140
But loving someone with
conditions isn't love, it's...
834
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,210
prison.
835
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:03,250
You're a good man, Cam.
836
00:45:07,390 --> 00:45:09,850
Whoo, yeah, based on tonight,
837
00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:12,710
I don't think either one of us
is technically that good,
838
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,260
but I appreciate that.
839
00:45:15,890 --> 00:45:17,230
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
840
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,760
Well, at least it's some relief
841
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,310
knowing there are people
out there
842
00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:25,380
being worse than us
in the world.
843
00:45:27,210 --> 00:45:28,240
Yeah.
844
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,450
Yeah.
845
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,250
What did you just say?
846
00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:38,150
There are worse people
in the world?
847
00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:43,050
Gary.
Gary, you're a fucking genius.
848
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:45,020
I am?Yes! Yes!
849
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:48,570
We just have
to find somebody worse than us.
850
00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:51,300
Someone that is
so insane and deranged,
851
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,340
they'll get us out
of this whole mess.
852
00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:56,900
All we have to do is--Get back on Plungr.
853
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,450
The beginning and the end
of all of life's problems.
854
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:04,010
You have got to work
on your internalized homophobia.
855
00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:05,450
It is seriously shocking.
856
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:08,940
Let's go, Gary!
857
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,150
"Let's go, Gary."
858
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,260
[♪♪♪]
859
00:46:20,330 --> 00:46:22,950
What are you doing?The dark web, Gary.
860
00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:26,130
On Looking2Succ's phone?
861
00:46:26,330 --> 00:46:28,170
You want it traced
back to yours?
862
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:30,270
Hold this.
863
00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:32,730
Do the facial recognition!Jesus Christ.
864
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,340
Do it![EXHALES SHARPLY]
865
00:46:39,870 --> 00:46:41,250
What happens now?I'm doing it, Gary.
866
00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:43,320
Doing what?The dark web.
867
00:46:48,050 --> 00:46:49,950
Is it hard to do?Honey!
868
00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:52,360
Why don't you make us
some coffee or something?
869
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,090
[SIGHS]
870
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:57,780
Okay. "Church organist,
can play with or without pipes."
871
00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:00,790
Why would a church organist
advertise on the dark web?
872
00:47:00,990 --> 00:47:03,380
It's code.For what? Sex stuff?
873
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,370
Organ harvesting, duh.
874
00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:10,800
Mm. "Circus, Circus, Tigers,
and Bears, Oh, Die."
875
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,210
I don't think I wanna know.
876
00:47:12,410 --> 00:47:14,940
They're either into bestiality
or an arms dealer.
877
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,010
Those are
two very different things.
878
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:19,150
Ah, one would think.
879
00:47:21,110 --> 00:47:23,910
Okay, this one says,
"Shit on my chest."
880
00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:28,850
Shit. Okay, so shit's brown.
Brown is also the color of dirt.
881
00:47:29,050 --> 00:47:33,710
Um, chest, like burying a chest?
Like treasure? Like pirates?
882
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,070
They literally just want someone
to shit on their chest, Gary.
883
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:38,960
Oh.
Right?
884
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,380
It's like, "Go back to Plungr
where you belong, scat queen."
885
00:47:42,580 --> 00:47:45,420
[GASPS]
Gary. Gary, this is our guy.
886
00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:48,940
"Fleshpuppet. Collecting
lifeless lamb chops for play,
887
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:52,080
with no strings to hold me down,
or attached."
888
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,260
"Fleshpuppet"?Geppetto would never.
889
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,840
"Collecting lifeless lamb chops
for play"?
890
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,020
Mm-hm.
891
00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:01,260
I don't like the sound of that.I do.
892
00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:04,020
Let him take this literal
6'2" lamb chop off our hands.
893
00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:06,270
What does he want
with dead bodies?
894
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:08,440
Fuck them, eat them,
fuck them and eat them,
895
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,100
fuck them while eating them,
896
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:12,100
make a skin suit out of them,
sell them for parts,
897
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:14,480
dress them up like his mom.
The list goes on and on.
898
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,240
Haven't you ever seen
a movie before?
899
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,140
Anyway, that's
none of our business, okay?
900
00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:19,520
We are just the supplier.
901
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,040
Do not go getting
a moral compass on me again.
902
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,490
We should probably clean up
before he comes over.
903
00:48:24,690 --> 00:48:26,360
Does that really matter
at this point?
904
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,390
Gary, just because you're dying
does not mean
905
00:48:28,590 --> 00:48:30,120
you shouldn't
always look your best.
906
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,980
I was not talking
about my appearance.
907
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:35,020
I was talking about the blood.Oh, my God, Gary, you're right.
908
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:36,990
We need to give you a makeover!
909
00:48:37,190 --> 00:48:39,130
Cameron, no.
Yes!
910
00:48:39,330 --> 00:48:42,890
[TRUE VIBENATION & HAIKU HANDS'
"SQUAT" PLAYING]
911
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,470
{\i1}♪ Squat a little ♪{\i0}
912
00:48:47,410 --> 00:48:48,650
{\i1}♪ Squat ♪{\i0}
913
00:48:51,650 --> 00:48:54,250
{\i1}♪ Standing there{\i0}
{\i1}Thinking what you look like ♪{\i0}
914
00:48:54,450 --> 00:48:56,420
{\i1}♪ Nobody gives a fuck{\i0}
{\i1}What you look like ♪{\i0}
915
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:58,390
{\i1}♪ Standing there{\i0}
{\i1}Thinking what you look like ♪{\i0}
916
00:48:58,590 --> 00:49:00,910
{\i1}♪ Nobody gives a fuck{\i0}
{\i1}What you look like ♪{\i0}
917
00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:03,120
{\i1}♪ Standing there{\i0}
{\i1}Thinking what you look like ♪{\i0}
918
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,430
{\i1}♪ Nobody gives a fuck{\i0}
{\i1}What you look like ♪{\i0}
919
00:49:05,630 --> 00:49:07,950
{\i1}♪ When you're lost for moves{\i0}
{\i1}And you got no game ♪{\i0}
920
00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:10,160
{\i1}♪ And you wanna cut loose ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ Squat ♪{\i0}
921
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,300
{\i1}♪ When you're lost for moves{\i0}
{\i1}And you got no game ♪{\i0}
922
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,230
{\i1}♪ And you wanna cut loose ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ Squat ♪{\i0}
923
00:49:14,430 --> 00:49:16,370
{\i1}♪ When you lose your cool{\i0}
{\i1}And you got no shame ♪{\i0}
924
00:49:16,570 --> 00:49:18,340
{\i1}♪ And you wanna get rude ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ Squat ♪{\i0}
925
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:21,000
{\i1}♪ When you lose your cool{\i0}
{\i1}And you got no shame ♪{\i0}
926
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,620
{\i1}♪ And you wanna get rude ♪{\i0}
927
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,690
{\i1}♪ Squat ♪{\i0}
928
00:49:30,590 --> 00:49:32,040
{\i1}♪ Squat ♪{\i0}
929
00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:36,420
Ta-da!
930
00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:40,360
Okay, um...
931
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,810
I look like me, but in blue.
932
00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:44,810
Yeah.
933
00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:50,060
You are a total zaddy, Gary.
934
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:54,200
Ooh!Okay. I am a cool...
935
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,030
hot zaddy.
936
00:49:58,230 --> 00:50:01,040
Can you please not smoke inside?It's not smoke, it's vaping.
937
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,350
Just don't do it inside.
938
00:50:02,550 --> 00:50:04,520
We just killed a man,
but I can't vape inside?
939
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,180
Accidentally killed a man.
940
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,660
Isn't weed supposed to be good
for you, with the cancer?
941
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:12,390
I prefer edibles.No, too many carbs.
942
00:50:12,590 --> 00:50:13,630
Screw it.
943
00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,570
How do I work it?You just press the button.
944
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:19,540
Hold it? Press it?And inhale.
945
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,850
And then what?[DOORBELL RINGS]
946
00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,270
BOTH [WHISPER]:
Fleshpuppet.
947
00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:25,850
[♪♪♪]
948
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:30,270
Oh, my God.Buck.
949
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:33,590
Um...
950
00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:35,100
I'm Gary.
951
00:50:36,210 --> 00:50:37,280
All right, Gary.
952
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,550
You gonna let me in or what?Oh, yeah.
953
00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:42,630
Cool.
954
00:50:44,490 --> 00:50:46,050
Mm-hm.[DOOR CLOSES]
955
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:49,320
[WHISPERS]
Oh, my God.
956
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,330
Who are you?
957
00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:58,230
Um, Cameron, this is Buck.
958
00:50:58,430 --> 00:50:59,540
Fleshpuppet?
959
00:51:01,650 --> 00:51:02,550
Buck.
960
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,920
Um, you're not...
961
00:51:05,170 --> 00:51:08,280
You're, like, hot.Yeah, I know. Life ain't fair.
962
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,070
So where's the body?
963
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:12,860
Uh, quick question
before we begin.
964
00:51:13,110 --> 00:51:14,320
Are you a cop?A cop?
965
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,390
CAMERON: Yes.What? No! Wait, are you?
966
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:19,050
No.
967
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,080
Are you?
You kind of look like a cop.
968
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,220
Oh, uh, thank you.That's not a compliment.
969
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:29,120
No, I'm not a cop at all.
Of course not, I'm not a cop.
970
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,510
Good. 'Cause the dark web's
built on trust.
971
00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:34,200
Stitch that into a pillow.
972
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,300
[SANDY YELLS,
POUNDING ON DOOR]
973
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,240
Where are my manners, Buck?
974
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,650
Um, can I offer
you something to drink?
975
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:43,760
Y'all got Red Bull?Oh, my God. I wish.
976
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,900
That's the one thing
I don't have.
977
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:48,450
Fuck!Uh, I don't know
978
00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:50,280
exactly how to get
this thing started,
979
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,940
so why don't I just tell you
a little bit
980
00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:53,770
about how we got
into this pickle?
981
00:51:53,970 --> 00:51:56,910
Cameron and I invited over
this gentleman--
982
00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:58,640
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
983
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,400
The body's a man?Uh, yes.
984
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,060
Is that okay?
985
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,680
Mm, body's a body.
986
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,990
Oh, my God. Progressive.
You're hot.
987
00:52:07,230 --> 00:52:10,510
Okay. Um, so we invited over
this lovely gentleman.
988
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,060
Well, we thought he was lovely.
989
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:13,650
It turns out
that he was really angry--
990
00:52:13,850 --> 00:52:15,960
This closeted fuck came over
and fell out the window.
991
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,450
Hmm. That sounds ambiguous.GARY: No, no.
992
00:52:19,650 --> 00:52:23,140
We assure you that everything
that happened was an accident.
993
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:25,490
Where did you kill him?Right outside.
994
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:27,420
You moved the body?It's in the closet.
995
00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:29,290
That makes your cleanup
much trickier.
996
00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:30,770
You guys ever seen {\i1}Gone Girl?{\i0}
997
00:52:30,970 --> 00:52:32,710
BOTH:
Just the part
with Ben Affleck's dick.
998
00:52:32,910 --> 00:52:34,740
Gary.What? I love Ben Affleck.
999
00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:37,740
So you have never dealt with
a crime scene cleanup before.
1000
00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:40,330
Um, no.No. No.
1001
00:52:40,530 --> 00:52:43,300
Well, lucky for you guys,
I come prepared.
1002
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,990
Ahem, all right.
A little bit about me.
1003
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:48,990
I'm a Capricorn
with Cancer rising.
1004
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,140
I love long-distance running,
1005
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:54,280
old science textbooks,
and fucking dead bodies.
1006
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,450
Oh, my God. I am such a sucker
for Capricorns, Gary.
1007
00:52:56,650 --> 00:52:57,700
Because I'm a Christian,
1008
00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,420
I'll walk you through
the deep clean,
1009
00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:01,530
but you're gonna have to do
the legwork yourself.
1010
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:06,220
All I need in return is
the body, no questions asked.
1011
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:09,190
I'm sorry, um,
just the one question
1012
00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:11,330
about, uh,
"fucking dead bodies"?
1013
00:53:11,530 --> 00:53:12,540
No questions asked.
1014
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:14,200
Right, but just the one question
1015
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,610
before no questions.No, no, no.
1016
00:53:15,810 --> 00:53:17,230
That's all, that's all,
that's all.
1017
00:53:17,430 --> 00:53:19,860
Thank you so much,
Mr. Fleshpuppet.
1018
00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:21,720
I'm having second thoughts.Too late.
1019
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,310
What do you care
what he does to the body?
1020
00:53:23,510 --> 00:53:25,760
I care.You wanna keep it?
1021
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,590
I don't wanna keep it.Ut-shay up-yay!
1022
00:53:27,790 --> 00:53:30,550
SANDY:
Get me out of here! Oh!
1023
00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:35,800
Sounds like you got more than
one problem on your hands, boys.
1024
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,490
No, just {\i1}Sex and the City.{\i0}
1025
00:53:37,690 --> 00:53:39,630
No, that's
{\i1}Real Housewives of...{\i0}
1026
00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:40,840
BOTH:
{\i1}Reno.{\i0}
1027
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,360
CAMERON:
Marathon.
1028
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,020
We're Bravoheads.
1029
00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:46,430
Bravo.
1030
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,200
All right.
Y'all got oxygen-based bleach?
1031
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,020
Uh...I'll go check.
1032
00:53:55,410 --> 00:53:56,820
BUCK:
Wow.
1033
00:53:58,410 --> 00:54:00,060
Banging fucking house, Gary.
1034
00:54:01,790 --> 00:54:04,350
Thank you.Ooh, what's this?
1035
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:07,390
GARY:
Oh, um...
1036
00:54:07,590 --> 00:54:09,800
Put that down. Please.
1037
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,460
It's just very delicate.
1038
00:54:21,430 --> 00:54:22,500
Thank you.
1039
00:54:29,650 --> 00:54:32,410
You guys are making
very quick work of this.
1040
00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:34,960
I'm impressed.
I might have to hire you guys.
1041
00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:40,100
Yeah. Thank you
for all of your help.
1042
00:54:40,350 --> 00:54:43,520
Yeah. Who knew crime-scene
cleaning could be so exhausting.
1043
00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:47,560
You guys mind
if I take a smoke break?
1044
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,220
I think we should
keep working through--
1045
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:50,810
Gary.
1046
00:54:51,010 --> 00:54:52,810
Fine. Patio's just--
1047
00:54:53,010 --> 00:54:55,370
We already vaped inside.
Who cares if he smokes?
1048
00:54:55,570 --> 00:54:57,680
Yeah, you're the guest.
1049
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,060
[HUMMING]
1050
00:55:09,790 --> 00:55:11,030
Oh, did you want some?
1051
00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:14,690
I thought you would never ask.
1052
00:55:14,890 --> 00:55:17,840
Oh, sorry. Gary, did you
wanna hit it first?
1053
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,250
Oh, yes, for the host
with the most.
1054
00:55:21,450 --> 00:55:22,910
Go on.No, I'm fine.
1055
00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,770
Suit yourself, narc.
1056
00:55:24,970 --> 00:55:27,910
Would you just excuse us
for one second, please?
1057
00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:29,880
You're trying to embarrass me?
1058
00:55:35,710 --> 00:55:38,650
Get in here.Crack is where I draw the line.
1059
00:55:38,850 --> 00:55:39,820
Gary--
1060
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:43,380
Oh, my God, this powder room.Well...
1061
00:55:43,580 --> 00:55:44,620
This was Patty's design.
1062
00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:46,420
I would take
a more minimalist approach.
1063
00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:48,380
Wow, you gave her
one room to decorate.
1064
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:49,450
You {\i1}are{\i0}an oppressor.
1065
00:55:51,940 --> 00:55:54,490
Ah-cha-cha-cha!
1066
00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:57,290
Okay, speaking of, can you
please be cool out there?
1067
00:55:57,490 --> 00:55:58,910
There is nothing cool
about crack!
1068
00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:01,740
Know how hard it is to get crack
offered to you guilt-free?
1069
00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:03,220
"Guilt-free"?Yeah.
1070
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,680
This isn't a fucking
cauliflower-crust pizza.
1071
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,400
It's a Class A narcotic!Gary, do you know
1072
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,960
how much crack I'd be smoking
if I was dying right now?
1073
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,860
A lot.Yes, that is correct. A lot.
1074
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,580
A lot of fucking crack!Shh!
1075
00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:16,890
How does that song go?
"Smoke crack like you're dying."
1076
00:56:17,090 --> 00:56:19,450
I've never heard it, but I'm
sure that's not how it goes.
1077
00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:20,590
Whatever. It's a remix.
1078
00:56:20,790 --> 00:56:21,900
We are gonna go out there
1079
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,590
and smoke a shit-ton of crack
1080
00:56:23,790 --> 00:56:25,560
with the guy who's gonna get
this dead body off our hands.
1081
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,630
And you'll be cool about it!
1082
00:56:26,830 --> 00:56:27,970
Cameron. No!Yes!
1083
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,600
[INHALES DEEPLY][GASPS]
1084
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,670
Whoa. Nicely done, old boy.
1085
00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:37,570
Not too much, Cam.Get fucked.
1086
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:38,880
We just killed a man
1087
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,680
and there's a sweet church lady
in the closet.
1088
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,340
I knew there was a lady
upstairs. I love you guys.
1089
00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:44,990
I'm gonna smoke
as much crack as I want,
1090
00:56:45,190 --> 00:56:47,820
because it's been a lot of
firsts for me too tonight, Gary.
1091
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:51,000
Where are you going?[SNAPPING FINGERS]
1092
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,790
Oh-ho-ho!
1093
00:56:52,990 --> 00:56:55,170
[CHUCKLES]
1094
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,660
Holy shit.
1095
00:57:00,210 --> 00:57:01,690
Fuck! I feel...
1096
00:57:03,630 --> 00:57:04,660
I feel like...
1097
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,050
I remember my first light.
1098
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:12,850
It's like I took a flight,
a pleasure in your mind.
1099
00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:14,710
It feels just right.
1100
00:57:14,910 --> 00:57:16,880
Whoa! Did that just rhyme?
1101
00:57:18,570 --> 00:57:21,790
Did you hear that?No, I didn't hear anything.
1102
00:57:21,990 --> 00:57:25,030
It's your subconscious, Gary.
Guilt's creeping in.
1103
00:57:25,230 --> 00:57:27,200
Just ignore it.
That's what I do.
1104
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,900
[♪♪♪♪]
1105
00:57:32,170 --> 00:57:33,830
Did you hear that?
1106
00:57:34,030 --> 00:57:37,420
That sound in your head,
it's like a popping sound.
1107
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,490
Pop!
1108
00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:43,120
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
1109
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,710
Totally normal. It's your mind
expanding, my friends.
1110
00:57:46,910 --> 00:57:50,050
Just ignore the demons
and focus on the feeling.
1111
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,090
The feeling.
1112
00:57:53,190 --> 00:57:54,480
I feel...
1113
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,200
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
1114
00:57:58,990 --> 00:58:01,590
[VOICES ECHOING]
1115
00:58:01,790 --> 00:58:03,170
CAMERON:
{\i1}I feel...{\i0}
1116
00:58:05,590 --> 00:58:06,660
Good.
1117
00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:08,560
{\i1}♪ Where have ♪{\i0}
1118
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:12,630
{\i1}♪ Where have you been{\i0}
{\i1}All my life and ♪{\i0}
1119
00:58:12,830 --> 00:58:15,460
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1120
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,500
[LIP-SYNCHING] {\i1}♪ Midnight in Brooklyn ♪{\i0}
1121
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,470
{\i1}♪ You leaned in first ♪{\i0}
1122
00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:23,090
{\i1}♪ I wasn't looking{\i0}
{\i1}But there you were ♪{\i0}
1123
00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:24,780
{\i1}♪ My fallen angel ♪{\i0}
1124
00:58:24,980 --> 00:58:26,850
{\i1}♪ Calling my name{\i0}
{\i1}Calling my name ♪{\i0}
1125
00:58:27,050 --> 00:58:28,680
{\i1}♪ My fallen angel ♪{\i0}
1126
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,030
{\i1}♪ Calling my name{\i0}
{\i1}Calling my name ♪{\i0}
1127
00:58:31,230 --> 00:58:34,830
{\i1}♪ Lost in a dark room{\i0}
{\i1}Walking on air ♪{\i0}
1128
00:58:35,030 --> 00:58:38,550
{\i1}♪ Don't have to see you{\i0}
{\i1}To know you're there ♪{\i0}
1129
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,490
{\i1}♪ Die for the way you're ♪{\i0}
1130
00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:42,590
{\i1}♪ Dancing on me{\i0}
{\i1}Dancing on me ♪{\i0}
1131
00:58:42,790 --> 00:58:44,150
{\i1}♪ Die for the way you're ♪{\i0}
1132
00:58:44,350 --> 00:58:47,080
{\i1}♪ Dancing on me{\i0}
{\i1}Dancing on me ♪{\i0}
1133
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,460
{\i1}♪ The way you make me feel{\i0}
{\i1}I swear you take me higher ♪{\i0}
1134
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,530
{\i1}♪ Yes, I'm your every desire ♪{\i0}
1135
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:54,740
{\i1}♪ Take me home{\i0}
{\i1}But take me higher ♪{\i0}
1136
00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:58,060
{\i1}♪ The way you make me feel{\i0}
{\i1}I swear you take me higher ♪{\i0}
1137
00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:02,510
{\i1}♪ Yes, I'm your every desire{\i0}
{\i1}When you take me higher ♪{\i0}
1138
00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,370
{\i1}♪ Where have ♪{\i0}
1139
00:59:04,610 --> 00:59:07,930
{\i1}♪ Where have you been{\i0}
{\i1}All my life and ♪{\i0}
1140
00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:10,970
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1141
00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:14,760
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1142
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,970
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1143
00:59:18,110 --> 00:59:19,700
{\i1}♪ No lie ♪{\i0}
1144
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:23,740
{\i1}♪ No lie {\i0}{\i1} {\i0}
{\i1}Your hands keep my hands tied ♪{\i0}
1145
00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:26,080
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1146
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,950
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1147
00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:32,950
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1148
00:59:33,150 --> 00:59:36,160
{\i1}♪ Jump into diamonds{\i0}
{\i1}A thousand eyes ♪{\i0}
1149
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,890
{\i1}♪ Watching the silence{\i0}
{\i1}As we get higher... ♪{\i0}
1150
00:59:41,090 --> 00:59:42,650
Is this what it's like?
1151
00:59:44,690 --> 00:59:45,930
What's like?
1152
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,790
[PANTING]
1153
00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:55,420
Yeah, this is what it's like.
1154
00:59:57,180 --> 00:59:58,350
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
1155
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,260
Come on.
1156
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:03,850
{\i1}♪ Come on! ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ Where have ♪{\i0}
1157
01:00:04,050 --> 01:00:07,780
{\i1}♪ Where have you been{\i0}
{\i1}All my life and ♪{\i0}
1158
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:10,580
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1159
01:00:10,780 --> 01:00:14,440
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1160
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,130
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1161
01:00:17,330 --> 01:00:20,100
[SONG CONTINUES SOFTLY
OVER HEADPHONES]
1162
01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:24,730
[SANDY GROANING]
1163
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:29,180
[ALL YELLING] {\i1}♪ Where have ♪{\i0}
1164
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:33,080
{\i1}♪ Where have you been{\i0}
{\i1}All my life and ♪{\i0}
1165
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,740
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1166
01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:39,670
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0} {\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1167
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:42,090
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1168
01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:43,810
[LAUGHS]
1169
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:52,480
[♪♪♪]
1170
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,480
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1171
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,080
[WHISPERS]
Crack is so bad for you.
1172
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,770
Really, really bad.
1173
01:01:40,970 --> 01:01:44,360
Very, very, very bad.
1174
01:01:45,770 --> 01:01:46,880
For sure.
1175
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,850
You guys doing anything
for the Rapture?
1176
01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:57,300
What?
The Rapture.
1177
01:01:57,500 --> 01:02:00,100
Doomsday. End times.
1178
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,660
I just finished
building my bomb shelter.
1179
01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:07,180
I got a full kit
and everything.
1180
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:09,140
I put all my regalia in there.
1181
01:02:10,350 --> 01:02:12,180
You guys are welcome to join me.
1182
01:02:13,350 --> 01:02:14,740
Thanks, Fleshpuppet.
1183
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,870
What about you, narc?
1184
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:23,160
I don't think I'll be seeing
the end of the world.
1185
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,130
Don't be such a pessimist.Hey.
1186
01:02:26,330 --> 01:02:27,300
He's dying.
1187
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:32,370
That's hot.Keep it in your pants.
1188
01:02:34,030 --> 01:02:36,030
How much longer you got?Okay, that's so rude.
1189
01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:37,410
You don't ask people that.
1190
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,280
Wait, how much longer
do you got?
1191
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,900
A month.Ooh.
1192
01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:48,940
A month?Give or take.
1193
01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:56,160
I'm gonna...
1194
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,850
I'm gonna let you guys
1195
01:02:58,050 --> 01:03:00,920
{\i1}Terms of Endearment{\i0}it up
together for a little bit.
1196
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:04,300
Gary, I'm gonna go jack off
in one of your many bathrooms.
1197
01:03:05,610 --> 01:03:09,340
Mm, that's okay.
I think, um...
1198
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:13,070
we should all go inside now.
1199
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,630
Gary, I had no idea.
1200
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,300
I didn't tell you, so...
1201
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,920
I wish you would have.
1202
01:03:38,370 --> 01:03:39,570
Cameron.
1203
01:03:44,170 --> 01:03:45,580
Where's my egg?
1204
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:53,770
Well, gentlemen, that was, uh...
That was fun.
1205
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,840
But I should
probably collect my corpse
1206
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,180
and skedaddle before
the rest of the world wakes up.
1207
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:02,810
You know, can't be seen
dragging a dead body around
1208
01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,260
in broad daylight, now, can we?
1209
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:05,320
[CLEARS THROAT]
1210
01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:09,190
Gary. Gary!
1211
01:04:09,390 --> 01:04:10,470
Give me my egg.
1212
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:12,440
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1213
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,410
Did you put it down your pants?No, that's my dick.
1214
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,820
We both saw your dick
in the lake, Buck,
1215
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,340
and we can all agree it doesn't
look anything like that.
1216
01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:23,280
Whoa, whoa. Let's be a little
empathetic to shrinkage, boys.
1217
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,000
That is
my great-great-grandmother's
1218
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,240
fucking egg, and you better
fucking give it back.
1219
01:04:31,070 --> 01:04:32,320
Or what?
1220
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,910
Boys. Boys.
1221
01:04:38,110 --> 01:04:41,470
Come on, there's a better way
we can work this out, right?
1222
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:43,330
Right?
1223
01:04:43,530 --> 01:04:46,510
All right.
You're right. You're right.
1224
01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:49,540
You caught me.
Let's make a deal, okay?
1225
01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:53,030
I will give you your
great-grandmother's egg back...
1226
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,550
if I can have your body
after you go.
1227
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,070
Oh, my God. You sick fuck!
1228
01:05:02,270 --> 01:05:03,490
Okay, okay. You wanna trade?
1229
01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:05,530
Give him his egg back
and you can get your body.
1230
01:05:05,730 --> 01:05:08,430
Oh, that body's already mine.Well, that egg is fucking mine!
1231
01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:10,190
[CHUCKLES]
1232
01:05:10,390 --> 01:05:12,430
Worms are gonna be eating
your dead gay ass in a month.
1233
01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:14,950
What does it even matter?
Jesus.
1234
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,510
What does anything
fucking matter?
1235
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:23,130
Yeah.
1236
01:05:23,330 --> 01:05:25,270
What, did I say something
insensitive? Why is he--?
1237
01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:26,890
Okay, you know what? Fuck you.
1238
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,280
Oh, it's cute you care about
your friend.
1239
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,000
All right, fine.
What do you want?
1240
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,210
[CLEARS THROAT]
1241
01:05:33,410 --> 01:05:34,870
I get the dead guy's truck.
1242
01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:36,560
Why do you want a truck?I Uber'd here.
1243
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,110
I lost everything
in the divorce.
1244
01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:40,730
All right. Whatever. Sure. Deal.
1245
01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:45,260
Ah-ah!
1246
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:48,020
My dick isn't tiny.
1247
01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:49,570
No, I need you
to verbalize it for me.
1248
01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:51,780
Tell me.Seriously?
1249
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:54,060
Okay, your dick is not tiny.Thank you.
1250
01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:58,060
Okay. All right. Now let's go
get you your dead body.
1251
01:05:58,260 --> 01:06:00,440
Finally. Jesus.
1252
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,240
So he has a habit
of falling out,
1253
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,000
so just keep that in mind.
1254
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:07,590
This ain't my first rodeo, pal.Hey.
1255
01:06:07,790 --> 01:06:09,280
I don't want Buck
to have the body.
1256
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,070
Gary, it's practically
rush hour.
1257
01:06:11,270 --> 01:06:14,080
No, we cannot
give the body to this...
1258
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,250
twisted, dark-sided psychopath.
1259
01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:18,910
Okay, I'm starting
to feel judged,
1260
01:06:19,110 --> 01:06:21,020
and I'm about to get mad.
1261
01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:23,120
No, no, don't get mad.
We're gonna give you your body.
1262
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,950
He deserves a proper burial.Jesus Christ, I'm not an animal.
1263
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:28,370
I'm gonna bury him after
I'm done fucking him. Jesus.
1264
01:06:28,570 --> 01:06:30,060
Open the door
and give me the body.
1265
01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:32,580
Don't open the door.Open the door. Open the door.
1266
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:35,030
Do not open the door.Shut up! Open the fucking door!
1267
01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:37,100
I'm opening the fucking door!Thank you.
1268
01:06:40,030 --> 01:06:40,790
What the fuck?What the fuck?
1269
01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:42,100
What the fuck?
1270
01:06:43,410 --> 01:06:44,250
[SAMMY GRUNTS]
1271
01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:45,310
Shit.
1272
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,220
[BUSHES RUSTLING]
1273
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:54,360
[GROANS]
1274
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:55,670
[GASPS]What the fuck?
1275
01:06:55,870 --> 01:06:57,530
He's still alive,
you fucking idiots.
1276
01:06:57,730 --> 01:06:58,980
Oh, my God![BOTH LAUGHING]
1277
01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:00,570
We're in the clear!
1278
01:07:00,770 --> 01:07:02,300
I'm not gay!Babe, what?
1279
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,440
I'm not gay! I'm not gay!
1280
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,680
Now, sir,
you've been seriously injured.
1281
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,060
I'm afraid that if you don't
get medical attention,
1282
01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:11,480
you could die.
1283
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,410
I can't have my family
knowing I was here.
1284
01:07:13,610 --> 01:07:18,040
Don't call the cops, please.
Please, please, just let me go.
1285
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,520
I swear to God
I'll never suck cock again.
1286
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:25,360
You'd rather die than have
your family know you're gay?
1287
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,460
I'm not fucking gay!
1288
01:07:33,810 --> 01:07:35,430
[WHIMPERING]
1289
01:07:36,810 --> 01:07:38,850
I'm not...
1290
01:07:41,510 --> 01:07:43,410
gay.
1291
01:07:43,610 --> 01:07:45,200
[BOTH GASPING]
1292
01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:50,650
[WHISPERS]
Got him.
1293
01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:53,930
[TRUCK DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1294
01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:57,940
Oh, my God, you...
You fucking murdered him again!
1295
01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:01,110
Hey. It's my body.He wasn't dead!
1296
01:08:02,670 --> 01:08:04,290
He's dead now.
1297
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,190
[SIGHS]
1298
01:08:08,390 --> 01:08:11,440
You know,
I'm a little upset, guys.
1299
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,810
Seeing you try to help him.
1300
01:08:15,370 --> 01:08:16,540
Thought we had a deal.
1301
01:08:16,740 --> 01:08:18,510
Put him down.
1302
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:26,520
What are you gonna do about it?
1303
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,280
CAMERON: Gary![GROANING]
1304
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,280
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1305
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,320
Gary! Gary!
1306
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,670
I told you
not to make me angry, narc!
1307
01:08:41,570 --> 01:08:42,770
Get off of him!
1308
01:08:49,510 --> 01:08:52,650
I can't wait
to fuck the death into you.
1309
01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:57,720
That's so gross.
1310
01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:04,240
[♪♪♪]
1311
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,460
[GRUNTING]
1312
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:17,980
[PANTING]
1313
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,950
That was so hot.
1314
01:09:25,270 --> 01:09:26,340
Yeah.
1315
01:09:28,890 --> 01:09:29,960
I know.
1316
01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:39,000
Where did you get
a scooter from?
1317
01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:41,770
It's my sons'.
1318
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:42,900
Oh.
1319
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:51,360
I know you said never
to save your life again, but...
1320
01:09:53,570 --> 01:09:55,230
I'll allow it this once.
1321
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,470
[SIGHS]
Remember when we only had
one body to worry about?
1322
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,000
Get in. I know a place.
1323
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:08,620
Now you tell me.
1324
01:10:10,860 --> 01:10:13,760
[♪♪♪]
1325
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,300
[SIGHS]
1326
01:10:32,570 --> 01:10:34,780
Ever think about
where you wanna be buried?
1327
01:10:37,340 --> 01:10:38,450
Sorry.
1328
01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:40,410
That's so fucked up to ask.
1329
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,550
They're probably
just gonna give me
1330
01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:46,690
some kind of religious burial,
no matter what I want.
1331
01:10:46,890 --> 01:10:48,450
So who cares?
1332
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,490
I care.
1333
01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:03,710
I don't know. Just Nicole Kidman
me in a lake with my dog.
1334
01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:07,850
That's a good choice.
1335
01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:11,610
Oscar-worthy.
1336
01:11:13,890 --> 01:11:15,440
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1337
01:11:22,350 --> 01:11:24,070
[SCOOTER SQUEAKING]
1338
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:36,780
[♪♪♪]
1339
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,020
[SANDY HUMMING]
1340
01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:05,640
Sandy?
Oh, hi.
1341
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,500
Hi.Hi.
1342
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,810
Oh, my. Have you been gardening?
1343
01:12:10,010 --> 01:12:12,360
Oh, um...
1344
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:17,920
A little bit.Heh, good for you!
1345
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,820
[SNIFFLES]
Mmm.
1346
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:23,450
Look at me, just making myself
right at home.
1347
01:12:23,650 --> 01:12:26,890
Listen, um, about last night...
1348
01:12:29,030 --> 01:12:31,170
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
1349
01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,420
I don't remember a thing.
1350
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:34,460
You don't?
1351
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:35,870
[WHISPERS]
Oh, God.
1352
01:12:36,070 --> 01:12:40,670
Uh-uh.Oh, Sandy, you did seem...
1353
01:12:40,870 --> 01:12:43,430
very inebriated.
1354
01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:44,470
Oh, Gary.
1355
01:12:44,670 --> 01:12:45,740
It was right as we--
1356
01:12:45,940 --> 01:12:48,610
I was about to watch
{\i1}Sex and the City 2,{\i0}
1357
01:12:48,810 --> 01:12:51,990
and something about...
1358
01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:54,650
Cynthia...[WHISPERS] Nixon.
1359
01:12:54,850 --> 01:12:57,690
Nixon really set you off.
1360
01:12:57,890 --> 01:13:00,660
Oh, she really does bother me.
1361
01:13:00,860 --> 01:13:04,210
But not as much as Charlotte.Oh, exactly.
1362
01:13:04,450 --> 01:13:06,630
Yeah.
You were threatening self-harm,
1363
01:13:06,830 --> 01:13:08,870
and then you locked yourself
in the closet
1364
01:13:09,070 --> 01:13:11,970
before we-- I could help you.
1365
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,880
Well, I'll tell you one thing,
1366
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,880
not the first time
I've woken up in a closet.
1367
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:21,610
My husband, God rest his soul,
1368
01:13:21,810 --> 01:13:23,680
he practically had to tie me
to the bed
1369
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:25,750
to keep me from jumping
off the balcony
1370
01:13:25,950 --> 01:13:28,990
in the middle of {\i1}Beaches,{\i0}
that Bette Midler trauma.
1371
01:13:29,190 --> 01:13:30,790
I'm sure that's terrible.
1372
01:13:42,730 --> 01:13:44,970
I'm so lonely.
1373
01:13:47,910 --> 01:13:50,530
Aren't you lonely too, Gary?
1374
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:53,120
Yeah.
1375
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:03,580
Well, I better be getting along.
1376
01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:06,100
Gotta hit the road.
1377
01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:09,130
Stat.
1378
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,930
Okay.
1379
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:23,740
You're a good man, Gary.
1380
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:30,540
I don't care
what anyone else says.
1381
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:33,750
[SANDY & GARY CHUCKLE]Okay.
1382
01:14:36,130 --> 01:14:38,270
Okay, bye. Bye. Bye.Bye. Bye.
1383
01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:40,410
Bye! Bye-bye!
Bye.
1384
01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:41,890
Bye-bye!
1385
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:44,930
[SIGHS][DOOR CLOSES]
1386
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,970
Oh, my God.
Gary, you nailed that.
1387
01:14:50,170 --> 01:14:51,770
Did I?Yes, bitch.
1388
01:14:51,970 --> 01:14:53,080
The {\i1}Sex and the City 2{\i0}
of it all?
1389
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,500
You have really
come into your own.
1390
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:56,940
Am I officially gay now?
1391
01:14:57,140 --> 01:14:59,910
Being gay was inside of you
all along, Scarecrow.
1392
01:15:00,110 --> 01:15:02,710
This is where I joke about other
gay things I want inside of me.
1393
01:15:02,910 --> 01:15:06,130
[SIGHS]
The student becomes the teacher.
Namaste.
1394
01:15:06,330 --> 01:15:07,810
[CHUCKLES]
1395
01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:20,340
You wanna know something
fucked up?
1396
01:15:22,350 --> 01:15:24,210
Ever since I was a little girl.
1397
01:15:30,220 --> 01:15:33,150
Last night might be
the most alive I've ever felt.
1398
01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:37,810
That is so fucked up.
1399
01:15:41,850 --> 01:15:43,880
I'm really glad I met you.
1400
01:15:45,850 --> 01:15:48,270
Even if multiple people are dead
because of it.
1401
01:15:50,650 --> 01:15:53,070
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
1402
01:15:57,860 --> 01:15:59,040
Before I forget...
1403
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:04,150
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1404
01:16:04,350 --> 01:16:05,940
I put it in my pants.
1405
01:16:15,330 --> 01:16:16,850
You should keep it.
1406
01:16:21,230 --> 01:16:22,960
Something to remember me by.
1407
01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:26,860
It's yours, Gary.
1408
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,660
[SIGHS]
1409
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:40,250
[♪♪♪]
1410
01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:49,680
You don't have to kiss me,
Cameron. Really.
1411
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,300
I'm not gonna kiss you.
1412
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,720
You're gonna kiss me, Gary.
1413
01:17:49,420 --> 01:17:50,770
Wow.
1414
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,980
Are you sure
that was your first time?
1415
01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:56,780
I just fit right in there.[LAUGHS]
1416
01:17:56,980 --> 01:17:57,880
Oh, God.
1417
01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:05,890
Gary, I really think
you should call your sons.
1418
01:18:07,990 --> 01:18:11,690
I don't love
the timing of that statement.
1419
01:18:11,890 --> 01:18:14,140
Yeah. No, I get that, but...
1420
01:18:15,210 --> 01:18:16,380
you should.
1421
01:18:18,830 --> 01:18:20,450
I wouldn't know what to say.
1422
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,010
After all this time.
1423
01:18:28,430 --> 01:18:29,810
You do, though.
1424
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:34,260
[♪♪♪]
1425
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:47,760
Thanks for the clothes.Yeah, they look better on you.
1426
01:18:52,210 --> 01:18:53,210
Gary, I just...
1427
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,280
I wanna say...
1428
01:18:59,490 --> 01:19:01,780
you're hot.[SCOFFS]
1429
01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:04,530
And in case I forget
to tell you later...
1430
01:19:06,090 --> 01:19:08,190
I had
a really good time tonight.
1431
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:12,200
{\i1}Pretty Woman.{\i0}
1432
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:13,820
Yeah.
1433
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,270
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1434
01:19:16,470 --> 01:19:17,930
[CHUCKLES]
1435
01:19:21,930 --> 01:19:23,030
Well, if you, um...
1436
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,180
You wanna call me
1437
01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:27,210
or get together again...
1438
01:19:27,410 --> 01:19:29,040
[SOFTLY]
Cameron.
1439
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:36,880
Thank you.
1440
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:43,990
Mm-hm.
1441
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:48,410
[WHISPERS]
Okay.
1442
01:19:48,610 --> 01:19:51,510
[♪♪♪]
1443
01:20:33,310 --> 01:20:36,110
"Dear friends and family...
1444
01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:38,150
After recently coming out
as a gay man,
1445
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:41,080
Gary O'Connell died
on Sunday, May 31st,
1446
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:42,670
peacefully in his home."
1447
01:20:45,150 --> 01:20:46,430
Gary.
1448
01:20:46,630 --> 01:20:48,300
"Memorial service will be held
1449
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:51,330
at Mary Magdalene Church
and Cemetery, June 7th.
1450
01:20:51,530 --> 01:20:55,130
Donations in his memory
may be made to the church."
1451
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,960
What the fuck?
1452
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:01,900
[♪♪♪]
1453
01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:04,480
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
1454
01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:14,180
...wondering what if
it's been me and--
1455
01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:16,120
I don't know,
I just couldn't get over--
1456
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,530
CAMERON:
Bullshit.
1457
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:21,120
Hi, Patty.
1458
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,500
I got your fucking invitation,
you Hallmark hussy.
1459
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,710
That card was beautiful
and tasteful--
1460
01:21:25,950 --> 01:21:27,710
And Gary would have hated it.
1461
01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:29,890
Listen, man. You got--No, no, no. That's okay.
1462
01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:32,370
I'm here 'cause I cared a lot
about Gary.
1463
01:21:32,570 --> 01:21:34,130
A lot.
1464
01:21:34,330 --> 01:21:36,140
And I got to know the real him.
1465
01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:39,140
The him that none of you
ever got to see.
1466
01:21:39,340 --> 01:21:40,450
And that Gary...
1467
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,830
that Gary would have hated this.
1468
01:21:44,030 --> 01:21:45,380
And you know that.
1469
01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:48,390
Don't you, Patty?
1470
01:21:53,050 --> 01:21:55,980
Are you finished?I don't know. Am I finished?
1471
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:04,580
I know you think you had
a good reason for coming...
1472
01:22:04,780 --> 01:22:07,170
but let me tell you this.
1473
01:22:07,370 --> 01:22:09,480
We all made our choices.
1474
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:12,380
My husband made his choice.
1475
01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:15,310
And was it the right one for him
at the time? Maybe.
1476
01:22:15,510 --> 01:22:17,800
But the truth is,
if I had known,
1477
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:20,940
maybe my choices would have
been different.
1478
01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:22,910
Because this was...
1479
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:27,570
never about me standing
in the way of what Gary wanted.
1480
01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:29,220
This was about him.
1481
01:22:30,770 --> 01:22:33,780
And the both of us wasted
so much of our lives
1482
01:22:34,020 --> 01:22:36,540
trying to be
what the other person wanted.
1483
01:22:36,740 --> 01:22:40,300
So much trying, so many years.
1484
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:43,100
And we never did get to be
who we wanted.
1485
01:22:43,300 --> 01:22:45,140
Neither one of us. Ever.
1486
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:47,100
Until the end.
1487
01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:50,940
He wasn't sorry. He was angry.
1488
01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:53,010
And so I got angry too.
1489
01:22:53,210 --> 01:22:57,220
And we both chose to sit
in that anger for a long time.
1490
01:22:57,420 --> 01:22:58,460
Too long.
1491
01:22:58,660 --> 01:23:01,150
But then we made another choice.
1492
01:23:01,350 --> 01:23:03,470
And we had the courage
to put all that aside.
1493
01:23:03,670 --> 01:23:07,500
And that is the man
that I finally got to know.
1494
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,200
So God help me,
don't you dare stand there
1495
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,580
and tell me
that I didn't know who he was.
1496
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:17,170
[WHISPERS]
I'm sorry.
1497
01:23:19,410 --> 01:23:20,510
Good.
1498
01:23:24,210 --> 01:23:26,110
Father, I'm so sorry about that.
1499
01:23:26,310 --> 01:23:28,180
[PATTY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1500
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:40,230
Hey. What the hell did you think
you were doing in there?
1501
01:23:40,430 --> 01:23:42,160
Look, I'm not here
to cause any trouble.
1502
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:45,160
Well, you did call my mom
a "Hallmark hussy."
1503
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,510
Yeah, words just kind of fall
out of my mouth sometimes and...
1504
01:23:48,710 --> 01:23:50,550
I don't know.Right. Understood.
1505
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,030
Yeah.
1506
01:23:52,230 --> 01:23:54,070
My father reached out,
1507
01:23:54,270 --> 01:23:56,890
and he told us
that he met a guy...
1508
01:23:57,140 --> 01:24:00,350
and that that guy said that
he should call his family.
1509
01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:03,180
And I just wanted to say,
because of you,
1510
01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:06,010
we got our dad back...
1511
01:24:06,210 --> 01:24:07,630
for a little while longer.
1512
01:24:07,830 --> 01:24:08,730
That's...
1513
01:24:10,180 --> 01:24:11,290
I'm glad.
1514
01:24:12,390 --> 01:24:14,120
And then this.
1515
01:24:15,810 --> 01:24:17,880
He wanted to make sure
I gave it to you.
1516
01:24:21,710 --> 01:24:24,130
He said you'd know
what to do with it.
1517
01:24:27,550 --> 01:24:28,550
I do.
1518
01:24:33,170 --> 01:24:35,660
[♪♪♪]
1519
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,710
Could I just...?
1520
01:25:11,380 --> 01:25:12,280
Um...
1521
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,630
Can I just get a moment
with him?
1522
01:25:16,830 --> 01:25:18,360
Can you turn around, please?
1523
01:25:19,460 --> 01:25:20,560
Sorry.
1524
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:27,300
Thank you.
1525
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:38,790
Oh, Gary...
1526
01:25:40,650 --> 01:25:41,650
my lover...
1527
01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:44,480
my friend...
1528
01:25:46,590 --> 01:25:49,360
the day I penetrated
your virgin hole...
1529
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:50,630
Oh, my God.
1530
01:25:50,830 --> 01:25:53,220
...was the best day of my life!
1531
01:25:53,420 --> 01:25:59,230
[STRAINING]
And we may not be leaving
this Earth at the same time,
1532
01:25:59,430 --> 01:26:03,270
but at least we came together!
1533
01:26:03,470 --> 01:26:05,330
[CAMERON GRUNTS][BODY THUDS]
1534
01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:07,990
[GUESTS GASPING]
1535
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,750
What the fuck are you doing?
1536
01:26:13,550 --> 01:26:15,210
Fuck. Fuck.
1537
01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:21,420
[PANTING]
1538
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:23,350
Let's do some gay shit, Gary.
1539
01:26:25,730 --> 01:26:29,460
Stop! Yo! Where are you going?
1540
01:26:30,630 --> 01:26:31,600
Are you--?
1541
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,330
[VINCINT'S "HIGHER" PLAYING]
1542
01:26:33,530 --> 01:26:35,260
{\i1}♪ Midnight in Brooklyn ♪{\i0}
1543
01:26:35,460 --> 01:26:37,330
{\i1}♪ You leaned in first ♪{\i0}
1544
01:26:37,530 --> 01:26:41,170
{\i1}♪ I wasn't looking{\i0}
{\i1}But there you were ♪{\i0}
1545
01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:42,680
{\i1}♪ My fallen angel ♪{\i0}
1546
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,860
{\i1}♪ Calling my name{\i0}
{\i1}Calling my name ♪{\i0}
1547
01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:46,690
{\i1}♪ My fallen angel ♪{\i0}
1548
01:26:46,890 --> 01:26:48,720
{\i1}♪ Calling my name{\i0}
{\i1}Calling my name ♪{\i0}
1549
01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,730
{\i1}♪ Locked in a dark room{\i0}
{\i1}Walking on air ♪{\i0}
1550
01:26:52,930 --> 01:26:56,390
{\i1}♪ Don't have to see you{\i0}
{\i1}To know you're there ♪{\i0}
1551
01:26:56,590 --> 01:26:58,180
{\i1}♪ Die for the way you're ♪{\i0}
1552
01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:00,360
{\i1}♪ Dancing on me{\i0}
{\i1}Dancing on me ♪{\i0}
1553
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:02,190
{\i1}♪ Die for the way you're ♪{\i0}
1554
01:27:02,390 --> 01:27:04,320
{\i1}♪ Dancing on me{\i0}
{\i1}Dancing on me ♪{\i0}
1555
01:27:05,980 --> 01:27:07,980
{\i1}♪ Where have ♪{\i0}
1556
01:27:10,020 --> 01:27:13,820
{\i1}♪ Where have you been{\i0}
{\i1}All my life and ♪{\i0}
1557
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,480
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0}
1558
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,240
[CAMERON GRUNTING]
1559
01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:22,930
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0}
1560
01:27:25,860 --> 01:27:27,630
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1561
01:27:27,830 --> 01:27:30,590
[PANTING]
1562
01:27:30,790 --> 01:27:32,800
He's coming for you, Duke.
1563
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,250
{\i1}♪ Dripping in diamonds ♪{\i0}
1564
01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:38,290
{\i1}♪ A thousand eyes ♪{\i0}
1565
01:27:38,490 --> 01:27:40,260
{\i1}♪ Watching the silence ♪{\i0}
1566
01:27:40,460 --> 01:27:42,640
{\i1}♪ As we get higher ♪{\i0}
1567
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,260
{\i1}♪ It's not complicated ♪{\i0}
1568
01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:46,400
{\i1}♪ Dancing on me{\i0}
{\i1}Dancing on me ♪{\i0}
1569
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:48,300
{\i1}♪ It's elevated ♪{\i0}
1570
01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:50,860
{\i1}♪ Dancing on me{\i0}
{\i1}Dancing on me ♪{\i0}
1571
01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:54,340
{\i1}♪ Too many nights{\i0}
{\i1}I was trapped in my mind ♪{\i0}
1572
01:27:54,540 --> 01:27:57,830
{\i1}♪ Trying to break free ♪{\i0}
1573
01:27:58,030 --> 01:27:59,550
{\i1}♪ Now I surrender ♪{\i0}
1574
01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:01,630
{\i1}♪ All up on you{\i0}
{\i1}All up on you ♪{\i0}
1575
01:28:01,830 --> 01:28:03,490
{\i1}♪ Take me to heaven ♪{\i0}
1576
01:28:03,690 --> 01:28:06,070
{\i1}♪ All up on you{\i0}
{\i1}All up on you ♪{\i0}
1577
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,530
[CRYING]
1578
01:28:08,730 --> 01:28:10,110
{\i1}♪ Where have ♪{\i0}
1579
01:28:10,350 --> 01:28:12,710
Fuck. Unh!
1580
01:28:12,910 --> 01:28:15,540
{\i1}♪ Where have you been{\i0}
{\i1}All my life and ♪{\i0}
1581
01:28:15,740 --> 01:28:16,880
Fuck!
1582
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:18,880
[SOBBING]
1583
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:22,330
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0}
1584
01:28:25,130 --> 01:28:27,890
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0}
1585
01:28:30,690 --> 01:28:33,860
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1586
01:28:42,420 --> 01:28:44,910
{\i1}♪ No lie ♪{\i0}
1587
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:52,910
{\i1}♪ No lie {\i0}{\i1} {\i0}
{\i1}Your hands keep my hands tied ♪{\i0}
1588
01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:56,950
{\i1}♪ Boy, don't stop taking me ♪{\i0}
1589
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:02,160
{\i1}♪ Higher than I've ever been ♪{\i0}
1590
01:29:06,510 --> 01:29:09,760
{\i1}♪ Higher than the heavens is ♪{\i0}
1591
01:29:13,110 --> 01:29:14,970
{\i1}♪ High ♪{\i0}
1592
01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:23,840
[♪♪♪]
1593
01:30:58,830 --> 01:31:01,730
[♪♪♪]
1594
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,330
[♪♪♪]
1595
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:20,840
[♪♪♪]
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