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1938

during the sino-Japanese war

war broke out all over the world

German scientists

have successfully tested atomic fission

and were planning to make a weapon

that could destroy the world

if Hitler gets ahold of it

the entire human race will be wiped out

luckily the incomplete blueprint

was stolen by a Jewish scientist

who planned to sell it to the U.S.

Since the Jew's nanny taught him cantonese

to avoid attention

the trade will take place in Hong Kong

using the code name "beast"

when Hitler found out

2 men from the gestapo were dispatched

to intercept the "beast"

no one could stand in the way

except him...

You're always so quick

takes you less than a minute

that's kid's stuff

A client?

Whose turn?

Yours!

Give me a hand!

"Yoyo private detective agency"

Wait!

- Alright? - Yes!

Yoyo private detective agency

yoyo speaking

your no. 8 concubine has eloped?

Don't call me with such a trifle matter

wait till they all walk out on you!

Dinner with the governor?

I'm busy!

Yoyo does not show up easily!

What can I do for you, sir?

I'm here to fix the phone

you're 6 months behind in payment

I broke my piggy bank for you!

Brilliant! We have business now!

The phone is dead!

Yoyo speaking!

Listen, I am a woman

you may go now!

But I just got here!

Take the day off!

Why?

Consider this as no pay leave!

I am also a woman

is this yours, woman?

Let's start again!

I am a woman

I am also a woman

girl at 18, lovely as a Rose

boy at 18, still picking his nose

woman at 40, a gracious host

man at 40, everything goes

woman at 80, admired the most

man at 80, worse than a ghost

what's your rank?

No.99! And you?

No. 98

salute!

I don't like this code

it's too chauvinistic

I agree, but this is an order!

Listen

there's an assignment for you

what is it?

Go to impotent road

find a black car with the plate 9413

94137?

Get in and you'll get instructions

better early than late, better late than never

right away!

Not now! Tonight!

What should I do now?

I have dismissed the secretary!

You'll think of something silly

I'll drink my milk

that's silly indeed!

Taxi!

Quiet! It's late!

Go to hell!

Damn!

You woke me up!

Making all this noise!

Get lost or I'll call the police!

Heil Hitler!

Let's go!

No! Get up front!

Don't turn around!

There's a match in there!

Listen

a Jew has taken

the "beast" to Hong Kong

and give it to an American

help him find the American

what does he look like?

The Jew will tell you

don't turn around!

Why? Will I die?

Depends on whether you're quick enough

leave in 5 minutes or you're dead!

The car will explode!

You think I'm so clumsy

that I can't get out in 5 minutes?

Sorry, my mistake!

It should be 5 seconds

5 seconds!

Starting now!

54...

- Slow down! - 3,2,1

Damn! More customers?

I won't scratch your back like that!

Get lost!

I won't do it

I forgot to ask about the Jew!

Yoyo?

Yes!

Prove it!

My father said so

how does he know?

My mother said so

that's good enough!

Who are you?

Hello is my last name

hello?

I'm Jewish

a Jew?

Gay is my first name

you're gay?

I'm not gay

I'm the Jew you're looking for

come to Hong Kong hotel now!

I know, better early than late and better late than never

no! Do it now!

How can I find you?

Just yell fat chick

bye!

Fat chick?

Fat chick!

Long time no see!

You've hit the big times!

What the heck?

Nobody calls me fat chick

except my mother

his mother

not even my nanny - his nanny

my aunt - his aunt

my godmother

his godmother

- I'm the commissioner - Commissioner

not fat chick - fat chick

throw him!

I'd like to see who else...

Fat chick!

Fix him!

Shhhh...

- Sh... - Sh...

Did you make that noise?

Don't look at me! Look at the glass!

Spies must be discreet!

You're fat chick?

No!

I know he's after my "beast"

I need you to smoke him out!

You set me up?

Don't look at me! The glass!

What if there's no glass?

Look at the ash tray

what about the vase?

Suit yourself!

Where's the "beast"?

In my head

what?

It's a blueprint for a weapon

I'm supposed to meet an American

but I'm being followed

so I need your help

to close this big deal

very big indeed

can you see it?

Very clearly!

Does it look good?

Looking great!

Are you still looking at the vase?

Not anymore! Just the menu

lucky you!

Why?

Look what happened to me!

Let's get back to the "beast"

what's in it for me?

You'll be a hero!

I mean what's in it for me?

The league of nations will thank you

what's in it for me?

The human race will love you to death

that means I get nothing!

There's $500,000

yen?

U.S. dollar

U.S. dollar?

Where is the American?

Café Casablanca

find him and bring him to room 44

what does he look like?

He's in a white suit with a pink Rose

tell him the password

do you want a woman? $500,000

he'll say "get some sort of toys"

I'll go now

wait! Let me go first

why?

Then I don't have to pay!

Tips?

The almanac advised against it

especially about tipping

white suit, pink Rose

what a coincidence!

Do you want a woman? $500,000

don't be ridiculous!

Welcome...

Alright!

How are you, Sam?

I'm Joe

why are they all in white?

Some sort of match, morons vs idiots

the ldiots are celebrating their victory

remember this song?

It's your scoring song

play it again, Sam

Do you want a woman?

Leave my husband alone!

Go to hell!

This is tasteless! Get some soya sauce!

What?

Get some soya sauce

did you say "get some sort of toys"?

Are you the one?

American

Ladies and gentlemen, miss Sandra!

Do you want a woman?

He wants to kill me

get some sort of toys

play with yourself!

I'm American

American

Heil, Hitler!

Hong Kong hotel

right away, sir!

Yoyo is not a fool after all!

What's going on?

Where is it?

Fat chick?

Take him inside! Find the "beast"!

- Yes, sir! - What are you doing?

I'm anti-violence...

Nothing, sir!

That's impossible!

Did he hide it in there?

No!

The hell with you

damn you, fat chick

sir, he called you fat chick

shall we fix him?

No! I'll give him a drink

he'll never curse again!

This is not poison!

Drink up!

That'll be $1.60

What do you need?

Water?

Better?

That's poison!

He died before I found the American

there goes my $500,000

fat chick took the "beast"

fat chick?

Why is this scrap of paper

so important to the emperor?

I'll send a telegram to Tokyo

and have them send someone for it

The safest place is the most dangerous

and the most dangerous place the safest

Who is it?

Did you see anyone?

Who was it?

- Where? - Get him!

I forgot you're a mute

use sign language

charade?

3 words

the first word...

A bitch?

A whore?

Gall stones?

Boobs?

No?

A woman?

That's too easy!

- Great! - Clean the toilet tomorrow

the second word...

Flagging a taxi?

A flying hen?

How dare you?

A female cat burglar?

Tighten security around the house

get me inspector Robin

yes, sir!

I want you to apologize to her

mind your own business! I like it this way

apologize to this bitch!

I knew you'd be here checking the view

I have a job for you

hang on! I want his apology first

humor him and say you're sorry

why should 1?

I don't have to

let's go!

No! He must apologize!

He's inspector Robin

sorry, inspector!

Not to me! To the bitch!

Sorry, bitch!

Let's go!

What's so great about him?

He's magnificent!

Incredible!

What do you want from me?

This will benefit the human race

it will benefit the world

what's in it for me?

You'll become a hero

what's in it for me?

The league of nations will thank you

I said what's in it for me?

The human race will thank you

that means I get nothing

there's a reward of $500,000 U.S.

$500,000 U.S.?

We'll split it 50/50

for the human race and the world

I'll do it. What do you need?

Steal a blueprint

from where?

From fat chick

you want me to steal from my boss?

I'll lose my job!

I plan to retire in 20 years

how about sunshine California

in 20 days?

Inspector...

What is it?

A burglar was at the commissioner's house

he's going away tomorrow

he wants you to tighten security

no problem

tell him to go in peace

come by tonight, I'm on duty

we'll work well together

Over here! Hurry!

Yoyo looks good! He's taking after me!

Can I go in now?

Who are you?

Yoyo!

Indeed you are!

Then who was that?

Watch me catch the burglar!

How stupid!

What's with all these mirrors?

I look good in this outfit

but how come I have...

Burglar!

So are you!

That's right!

Let's split up!

I'll get my tools!

Hurry!

Catch!

Let's go!

Go on tiptoe not on your heel

Catch her!

You won't get away!

Catch him!

You're crushing me!

Not my face! I need it for a living!

Let go!

My leg... it's broken!

Move, yoyo!

Fetch me a rope!

You're sitting on me!

Don't get fresh!

Better take the stairs

where are you going?

I catch the burglar, you crack the safe

Shortcut!

Don't run!

I can fly too!

Bet you're out of breath too!

Do you know who I am?

Don't ask, I'll tell you!

I was wonder boy Robin

now I'm wonder cop Robin

I'm also wonder shot Robin

draw your gun if you're done bragging

watch this! Don't blink!

You broke my record

slowest draw yet quickest loser

really?

Don't move!

What more can you say?

Yes!

Go ahead!

Your fly's open!

You lied!

Confidential?

Don't unscrew my head!

Not much use for it anyway!

Defeated by a woman!

What kind of inspector are you?

That's enough!

You have already said that 30 times

dinner!

The big one? What did your mother say?

What did your mother say?

Take the small piece of course

be a good boy and listen to her!

Didn't find the "beast", only this!

Let's see!

7p.m. On April 14

the emperor's godson, Hiroshima taro

he's a real tiger!

Will come as a special envoy

look at him!

You're like his twin!

You know what to do

you want me to pose as Hiroshima?

Yes!

What if the real one turns up?

He won't!

Why?

We'll get on one station ahead

Is that him?

Just ask him!

Are you Hiroshima taro?

Judging from my experience

people with hearing aids are deaf

judging from my experience

important people can't be deaf

let's go next door

it's really him!

We haven't worked this well in ages

Who is he?

I don't know him

who are you?

I'm Hiroshima taro

who am 1?

I'll fight you...

I'll kill you

Please...

Don't blow it!

Have I ever failed you?

Sir!

Never mind...

Good evening, your excellency

commissioner

my escort is very rude

Robin, hurry and greet his excellency

how are you, sir?

Bow! “What?

Robin

just you wait, sir!

Inspector Robin is in charge of security

good boy!

Let's have a drink!

Yes!

You have a nice place here

just a bit too small

phone call for you, sir!

I'll take it inside

what? Nonsense!

Who is it?

The viceroy

what did he say?

He wanted to know

why wasn't he invited

what did you tell him?

Nonsense!

Phone..

What are you doing?

Don't play dumb

I'm in charge here!

Yes, sir

What is he doing here?

Who?

Have we met?

I recognize you, yoyo

we met in Japan

I've never been abroad

it must be chungking! Who am I now?

You're the special envoy!

Clever!

How are you?

Something wrong with your eye?

This is the commissioner's daughter

they call me dumplings

hardly!

You hardly look the part!

I like your mustache

We make quite a pair

It's her!

Why is she glowing?

Irresistible charm

how are you?

What's wrong, Robin?

Nothing!

It's youl!

Of course it's me!

When you left me 3 years ago

I can't sleep at night

I can't get up in the morning

I can't eat at all

why were you so cruel?

There are crueler things

pardon me, your excellency

may I present my fiancé

Your excellency!

Wake up!

Stop it!

Have you met?

No!

Even then, I barely know her

the one I know is dead!

3 years ago she betrayed my soul

now she's betraying hers

she's nothing but a walking corpse

a laughing stock

how brilliant!

I thought only yeats

could write something so brilliant

but your excellency is far better

it's magnificent!

Thank you

someone else has fainted!

She can't stand your speech!

What a mess!

Ointment!

Just what I need!

I'll be in the ladies room

she recovered before applying it?

How incredible!

Bridget!

Wait for me here. Don't go away!

I'll put some on

leave some for me

Blueprint in the smallest toothbrush

Burglar!

Yoyo!

Stop drinking! You'll get drunk

I've been sober for 3 years, what's the use?

Has he been sober?

You again?

Forget it. I will not ask you to dance

but I feel like dancing

with me?

You!

Sam, the record is stuck

Are you getting fresh with her?

You're getting fresh with me!

I feel dizzy!

Me too!

How much is fat chick paying you?

You have such bad taste

I had worse 3 years ago

why fat chick? He's a traitor

better than posing as a Japanese!

Robin, I quit!

Damn!

I've lost something valuable

what is it, commissioner?

A toothbrush

it's a family heirloom

my grandfather used it

my father used it

I plan to pass it on

now I must search all of you

a theft under the commissioner's nose!

I agree to a search

start with me

yes, I agree!

Not you! Dumplings you go ahead!

Let me...

Not him

search her!

- Robin! - Yes!

You're in charge of security

if you don't find it, you're dead!

Harry! Larry!

Yes?

Move!

Search!

Yes!

Over there!

Inspector!

No toothbrush

but we found 2 pineapples

from where?

From them?

Throw them out!

Yes, sir

I mean the pineapples

I've been waiting for you, Robin

for me?

Why?

I want to be your friend

friend?

Mind if I sit on your bed?

No!

You can do anything on my bed

make yourself at home

Inspector Robin

just call me Robin

Robin, I want to...

Yes?

Have a chat

before we lose our senses

let's make it clear

Robin, I...

Control yourself, Bridget

how about a drink?

Drink?

How can I control myself?

I'll get it

Super!

This will blow her away

Is that my heart beat?

Or yours?

Or maybe ours?

It's the door

your maintenance fees!

Ignore him!

Go answer the door!

I can't part with you

answer the door first

save me a seat, I'll be right back

this is for the next 3 months

I don't want to see you again!

But you owe 6 months!

Just take this and go!

No one will bother us!

You should take a bath

good idea. I should be clean

I won't be long!

I mean the shower won't be long

what am I babbling about?

Bridget

Robin darling, I have to go

see you soon, love, Bridget

she called me "darling"

I can't stand it!

How stupid!

Have a seat, your excellency

where's the "beast"?

You think it's in the toothbrush?

You hid it in the toothbrush?

I did

but I moved it after the burglar's last visit

why were you so worked up?

It was a trap for the burglar

but he got away

I'll go to the bank tomorrow

and get it from the safety deposit box

have a good rest

plumbing system of the wanchai police station!

This is a fake!

I must go find yoyo

You knew I'd be here

that's why you didn't lock the door

yoyo

you remember me after all!

Yoyo

you're the same yoyo 3 years ago

don't talk about that

the fool who waited at the train station

that was yoyo

yoyo

he waited and waited

yoyo

he dared not move in case he missed her

yoyo

he was starving...

Yoyo

he's dying to go take a leak

yoyo

where was I?

You didn't say anything

really?

It wouldn't make any difference

because I didn't understand any of it

- really? - Yoyo!

Remember the old days

I have suffered these 3 years

I have my reasons

so you can marry that pig?

It's for your own good!

Then you shouldn't marry that pig

and marry me instead

some day, you'll understand my love

talk is cheap

can you wait?

Did you make it?

I would have if you didn't show up!

I'm talking about the blueprint

I'll get it tomorrow

I have something to tell you

just drop me a line

I had a rendezvous with a girl

this is a good joke

I'm done laughing, goodbye!

Jealous? Guess who it was?

The commissioner's fiancé

Bridget?

That's a name meant for me

she called me Robin darling

what?

She was so sexy

sat on my bed and seduced me

I had to go shower

she did?

No! But she wanted me to

you get my drift?

It's not easy to get her in bed

what is she doing on your bed?

I didn't put her up to it

you stole my first girlfriend!

I didn't

don't bother to deny it!

I'm through with you!

Did you go to him?

Yes!

Did you tell him to shower?

Yes!

Did you sit on his bed?

I'm sitting on yours now!

First you seduced the pig

then that over-age virgin

and now me

you skinny woman

I think you mean skittish

don't talk back to me!

Yoyo

stop calling me!

I don't want to see you again!

Get out!

Hello, handsome

don't touch me!

Why not?

I used to get zero on my exams

I'm allergic to round objects

bye!

Dumplings!

I thought you don't like anything round

but you're different

how so?

You're rounded

in all the wrong places

I need to speak with his excellency

go back to your room

Here's the "beast"

commissioner!

What is it?

A Mr. Hiroshima is here to see you

Hiroshima?

Send him in!

Yes!

He must be an imposter. I'm too famous!

I want to see the commissioner!

Where is he?

This fellow is crazy

really?

All crazy people claim that

they've been hit on the head

someone hit me on the head! Which one of you is the commissioner?

Tell him or he'll go crazy!

I am

who are you?

I'm Hiroshima taro from Japan

Ali baba

arigato wadashiwa

abracadabra toro

sashimi Sushi tempura

he doesn't even understand Japanese!

What did you say?

O sake teppanyaki

yamato desu

what's the name of Hiroshima's father?

He doesn't even know that!

How can he be Hiroshima?

That's true!

- You imposter! - You!

I have a letter from the emperor

you can't fool us with this

my letter...

Get rid of him!

Take him away! Yes!

What? I'm Hiroshima!

Put me down!

He looks more like a junkie

he probably wants money

but you two do look alike!

If you weren't here, he could fool me!

The commissioner speaking!

The envoy is an imposter!

Him?

We have received a tip

are you sure?

It's a reliable source

really?

Shall we take action?

Wait till I come back

sir

I'll be right back, don't go away!

Please stay for my wedding

Notify the guards

no one leaves without my permission!

Yes, sir!

Except me!

You're in trouble, yoyo!

Is he talking to me? He's a mute!

In desperate times, even the mute can talk

who are you?

I am a woman

that's ridiculous! You're a man!

- Whats! - Listen, I am a woman

I am also a woman

girl at 18, lovely as a Rose

boy at 18, still picking his nose

woman at 40, a gracious host

man at 40, everything goes

woman at 80, admired the most

man at 80, worse than a ghost

what's your rank?

No. 99 and you?

No. 98

you've blown your cover

what shall I do?

Only one person can help you

the commissioner's fiancé

I don't want to see her!

This is an order. Go now!

What do you want?

Remember what you said yesterday?

No!

But I do

you said you never want to see me

don't take it seriously

I never mean what I said

but you said you love me

I do

you must help me

to chase after girls?

Not even dumplings, your excellency?

I'm here because of the blueprint

but Hiroshima has escaped

he came here and blew my cover

I was told you're my only hope

Bridget

you broke my heart 3 years ago

now, 3 years later

my life and soul are in your hands

then I'll let you die

your body as well as your soul

I'll die sooner or later

but this is for a good cause

for our country

for human kind

what a pity! No one will ever know

but you will, I will and heaven and earth too

and so does the mute downstairs

unlike your greed and betrayal

the whole world knows about that!

Yoyo

you're not the only suffering!

I am a woman

I know that. You're a bad woman

I said I am a woman

you're a bad woman and an evil one

listen! I am a woman

what did you say?

I am a woman. Answer me!

I am also a woman

girl at 18, lovely as a Rose

boy at 18, still picking his nose

woman at 40, a gracious host

man at 40, everything goes

woman at 80, admired the most

man at 80, worse than a ghost

what's your rank?

No. 99! And you?

No. 1

I'm nothing compared to you

hurry!

Catch him!

Hurry!

Move it!

They're back!

I'll get him!

Climb out the window

hurry!

This way!

Bridget! Upstairs!

That lecher!

Did the envoy assault you?

Where is he now?

He knew about the tunnel? After him!

Come...

Commissioner!

I forgot to press the button

follow me!

Hurry!

Inspector Robin!

Bridget!

Remember me?

Of course!

You're a heart breaker, goodbye!

Wait! You're in trouble!

That's impossible!

I only have trouble with you!

Fat chick found out about you!

He sent his men after you!

Then I'm really in trouble!

Get out!

Where can I go?

Stay with a friend

an inspector only has enemies

go to no. 1 temple street

where is that?

Can't talk on the phone

someone will contact you

the password is "il am a woman"

if someone tells you that

it means he's a friend

hurry! There's no time

you're right!

Hurry, inspector!

You are...

I am a woman

we are all women

but the next group

they are not women

hurry and leave!

See you later, sisters!

Over there! After him!

Don't run!

Come back!

Uncle!

I am a woman

maybe in another 10 years!

What did you say?

I am a woman

I am also a woman

come inside!

Yes!

Over there!

Follow me!

Follow the dog!

The dog?

Yes, it's one of us!

That's right, bye!

Bye!

Where's the dog?

This must be no.1

"Hong Kong women bathroom"

A man...

Don't worry, I am a woman

"Gynecological master"

Are you a woman?

Let me see, I am a woman

you're a woman?

What's going on?

I don't know

I was told to come here for help

we help with delivering

not preventing

our cases are more urgent!

Step aside, woman!

Who's here to prevent?

Aren't you...

If it can be prevented

I won't be having my 8th child

you're here just in time!

Come with me!

Damn! You're useless fools!

How can you let them get away?

What kind of commissioner are you?

You're not qualified

please don't be upset, sir

I know they're at café Casablanca

Do you know me?

No?

Really?

I don't know your kind

that's good!

Go away, yoyo! I'm in a bad mood

Don't pretend to look the other way

you recognize my voice

get out of my seat!

Is yoyo here tonight?

Canton has fallen into enemy hands

Long live China!

Brothers, we're ready to fight

sing louder! Drown them out!

You're useless!

Stand up, brothers!

Hurry to the front!

The national heroes are good examples

long live China!

Long live...

It's yoyo!

After him!

Yes!

Freeze!

I'm the commissioner, take it easy!

- He's not... not me! - He's a wanted criminal

- you're nothing! - Take it easy!

- Whistle! - Yes!

Don't move!

On a dark and windy night

the lady Dracula

is looking for the virgin boy's blood

she found her target

as she walks to the door...

I'm not a virgin!

Robin, I need you

what?

I need you

I need you too

I need you now

now?

Here?

This bed is too small!

You must help save yoyo

I won't do it!

He's my rival!

Fine!

I promise I won't be with him

really?

I always keep my word

will you come with me?

I'll go anywhere with you!

Yoyo is up there!

It's too high!

Come on!

Over there!

I'll go first!

Come on!

Hurry!

Commissioner!

Did he confess?

Go ask him!

Speak up, yoyo!

No!

If you tell us

I'll let you go, or else

you'll get amelian

I won't tell you anything!

What?

Fetch amelian!

She's the biggest woman in Japan

her name is amellian

you're in deep trouble! Amelian!

Yes!

Fix him up!

Stay away! I have b.O.

No! Put me down!

I'm getting dizzy!

What do you think of amelian!

Stop!

That's too much!

Let's split this!

Here's your share

that's not fair!

Where is the "beast"?

I won't tell you

let amelian fix him

your days are numbered

I'll watch while you die

if the lady can't convince you

I'll get you a man

Mr. Hiroshima

is he ready? Hurry!

In a minute!

Alright!

It's time!

Let me introduce you

this is Mr. abcd

he's an expert with suicidal games

such as Russian roulette

He always uses 3 bullets

over there!

Let's get started!

I'm doomed!

He's shot 3 times

damn! Wake him up!

You're dead! I mean yoyo!

Follow me!

Follow me!

I heard something

listen

- what is it? - What's going on?

I asked you what happened!

Nothing! Just a trap

I'm an expert with traps! Follow me!

Robin!

You're brilliant!

You found all the traps!

Of course! I know all about them!

This time, you go first!

I'll watch your back!

Are you alright?

I'm fine!

I heard a trap

Him again?

No, he's someone else

abcd's half brother

he was born 3 days later

he's not a good shot like abcd

he uses 6 bullets for Russian roulette

who's first?

Him!

Fine, let him go first!

Ready... 3,2,1

I'll tell you

are you alright?

Robin, stop looking for the traps!

No, they came looking for me!

Where's yoyo?

Where's the "beast"?

Inside the gramophone in café Casablanca

you hear that?

I knew he's a son of a bitch

good thing you're not with him

intruder!

Freeze!

Don't move!

Break the chain!

You're a terrible shot!

Me? A terrible shot?

I didn't want to save a traitor like you

what? You...

I'm free at last!

Robin

catch him!

Yes!

Don't move!

Over there!

Hurry!

I'll go first, I'm the emperor's godson

Come back, Hiroshima!

He only has 1 bullet left

block the gun!

Are you sure I'll be fine?

No!

I'm sure

a moron told me

go ahead and fire!

It worked!

How come...

You're out of ammo

back to the stone age

Mr. Robin

Farewell, Japan

my mistake!

Sorry, Bridget!

Come back!

It did!

It's not real!

A trap?

Stall him!

Hit him!

Where's Hiroshima?

Wake up!

Stop fooling around! Are you ashamed?

I'm not a traitor like you!

Nonsense!

Help me break the chain!

What chain?

This one?

It's broken! Really!

Why didn't you tell me before?

Such a waste of time!

I don't feel like it

Where's Hiroshima?

Bridget chased him into the passage

where is it?

Let me show you

Open sesame!

I get it!

You won't catch me!

Come back, Hiroshima!

Bi boo

Bridget!

Bi boo

what does she mean by that?

A trap door?

Open sesame!

That one is out!

Bi boo is in!

Bi boo... bi boo... bi boo

what are you doing?

You're babbling!

Say it slowly

bi boo

let me try!

- Move! - Let me try!

It's too small for both of us

I'll sit on your lap

sit in the middle

Bi boo

I get it

Bi boo

Get in the car and go after them!

Hurry!

Let me do it!

- Drive! - Alright!

Café Casablanca, here I come!

I have the "beast"!

Bye!

Hiroshima got away!

I'll get him in Japan

don't. It's a small matter

you traitor!

What?

Why did you hit me?

Why shouldn't 1?

You have destroyed the world

you're a sinner

Bridget

why did you hit her?

Why did you hit me?

It's your fault

why did you give him the blueprint?

What's so funny?

Hiroshima doesn't have the "beast"

where is it?

Right here

This is the real thing!

Well done!

We'll get the money

first we must find the American

someone's here

Come out or I'll shoot

Don't move!

Don't shoot!

I'm here to tell you a secret

put away your gun!

What secret? Speak up!

On one condition

what is it?

I want yoyo to kiss me

what?

Lucky you!

No. 99

I order you to kiss her

in the name of our country

do it!

Close your eyes

right!

Wake up! It's done!

A wire came from Japan

Hiroshima had a bogus blueprint

you have the real thing

we know that

that's why this is not as important

as the other secret

what other secret?

I'll tell you if I can kiss yoyo

what?

Serve you right!

Close your eyes

right!

My first kiss!

Don't pass out!

Tell us, dumplings?

The second secret...

My father is coming with his troops

hurry and leave!

Down there! Surround them!

Don't move!

Daddy, I have the blueprint

she's my daughter

of course she's on my side

you'll die in the hands of a woman

you pretended to kiss me

you can't fool me!

You heart breaker

you lied to me!

Daddy, kill him!

I told youl!

Your bad breath gave it away

what?

No. 1, yoyo, Robin

you're doomed

aim!

Don't worry! There's a woman here

more?

I see only men

where is the woman?

Sister, it's time you fix the traitor

do it for your country

show yourself!

Did you forget I'm a woman?

It's her?

100%

yoyo, you fool!

I've been here all along

can't you tell?

She's no0.88

salute, no.99

why is everyone more senior than me?

Dumplings...

Daddy, you have studied history

I must forsake family loyalty for justice

I should never have sent you to college

tell your men to surrender

don't mind me!

Get the "beast" for the emperor

if all Chinese were like you

where would we be today?

We should unite

and face our common enemy

and not fight one another

if you're ashamed to be Chinese

fire away!

What's the matter?

We want to be women

we'll run out of men soon

can you give me a second chance?

This is getting too chauvinistic!

Can I have the blueprint?

We'll talk later

I'll give it to the American

our mission is completed

I'll follow you wherever you go

you can't!

Why not?

Because I promised him

him?

I feel so sorry for you!

Thanks for seeing me off, Robin

see you off?

I feel sorry for you too

it's time, Bridget!

Wait, yankee!

What about my money?

We want cash, no cheques

I paid her already!

I donated it in your names

to the war relief fund

how generous!

Your fellow countrymen thank you

we'll meet after we win the war

allow me!

It's your fault!

Now I have no money and no woman

and was tortured by Hiroshima!

Hey yankee!

What is it?

Don't forget to fix Hiroshima for me!

What?

Fix Hiroshima for me!

I will

Without money or woman

there's nothing to fight for

we can be friends again

on August 6, 1945

the Americans fixed Hiroshima indeed

as per yoyo's request

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