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ARGONAUTS PRODUCTIONS present

A film by EFI MOURIKI VLADIMIROS KYRIAKIDIS

Honey?

Honey!

Which one matches the best?

Which one? As if you don't know...

Quit nagging and tell me which tie to wear.

The polka dot one of course! What would you do without me?

Now, I'm with you so tie it please.

You still can't do it yourself after 20 years.

Stop nagging, love!

You're such a dud!

Dad?

Yes, son?

You still haven't left? You'll be late.

So you found your way back!

Feet off the table! I've told you a million times!

Andreas called.

-Andreas who? -Our neighbor's son!

-You've swept him off his feet! -He's a heartbreaker like me.

Always taking the credit!

-So, you won't come at the wedding? -To see all our relatives?

Why don't I take a dive in a pool of acid, instead?

What a joker...

I wish you all the same happiness.

-Quit that cell phone for a moment! -Calm down...

See? Our good son won't even come to the reception.

Ok, so what? If he comes, we'll see him.

How clever, Sherlock!

''THE MAYOR AND HER WIFE ATTENDED THE OPENING...''

What's up?

Cool, how are you?

Well-well, you came?

No, I came to tell you that I'm coming.

What a joker...

Your attention, please.

I am deeply moved... I'll be brief.

My wife and I want to thank you...

...for attending our children's joyful union.

So, your honeymoon trip is on us.

And now, let's dance!

Want to dance?

I hope our son will be next to marry.

Wake up, these salads go on 2. Hello!

So... Take them where they belong, come on!

I'm sorry...

Like to go for a drink after work?

Want to go for a drink, after work?

No, I'm going home.

-For a bite? -No...

For a movie?

No.

Your loss...

-Goodnight, i'll see you tomorrow. -Goonight.

Yiannis?

-Tomorrow night... -Goodnight, bye...

Goodnight.

Sofia... Want to go for a drink?

I can't, Zeta is coming to take me home.

-Our date is still on, right? -Our date?

Come on, Sofia! We were supposed to go shopping...

...for my dad's birthday present.

Thanks for reminding me, I totally forgot about it.

Baby! Give me a minute to park the car.

Now, I don't see us going home, Yiannis. Goodnight.

-Baby,why are you doing this to me? -What did I do?

-You're upsetting me. -And you didn't even ask if I'm ok.

I hear you.

Ok, I'm coming over.

That bitch, that cow!

That double bag... That pig face!

Her wife fools around... And she's so fat, fat...

Baby, stop it!

-I feel sick, Stella. -Teachers shouldn't talk like that.

Let her be. She was fired from the kindergarten.

-What? -It's a synonym for nursery...

Because she didn't play with the other kids...

Shut up, smart ass!

Guys, will someone tell me why she was given the sack?

Someone told the principal that I'm straight.

Stop it! Do the kids mind if I sleep with men?

Listen... ''Poor teaching skills''.

What a liar! Do I look like a sofa?

You should sue her.

-And the media will feast on me! -It'll do the same to her, right?

Quotes from Che Guevara, defender of the straight nation.

What's your problem?

-You got a problem? -No, do you?

-Are you sure? -Definitely! And you?

You got a problem cause you're still in the closet...

...but you're lecturing this spring flower...

-What good did it do to you? -I told my parents...

...I haven't heard from them It's 4 years now and I feel great!

Indeed, you're glowing!

-We were talking about Stella. -How can they be so square?

I don't know, but in the USA there are no discriminations.

-Big deal, Maria and her US of A. -Really, this is preposterous!

Baby, we'll marry in the Netherlands and you'll be fine.

I scored! Goal!

No, I was distracted.

Stella!

Yeah! I sleep with men! Anybody's got a problem with that?

Me, you pervert, I want to sleep!

Something like that?

-Is that a necklace? -No, underwear...

It won't be comfortable during her period.

-What about that? -No, no... too provocative.

I'll take a look around myself.

Not my size.

Iakovos... Haven't I told you not to come here?

I wanted to see you. You didn't call.

-I have problems. -With your husband? Divorce him!

Keep your voice down!

I can't take it anymore. I cannot come second in your life.

Look at me... What do you see?

A baby... Trapped in a man's body.

You see a married man, and this is not going to change.

This is not what you said in the beginning.

All beginnings come to an end, ok?

How can I forget your eloquence? Sweet man-child of mine...

Can you please shut up?

You and I...

...we're not through yet...

Really nice... You'll enjoy it to the fullest.

He's a friend of an old son's of mine...

The son of an old friend of mine. That's your choice, right?

Good, you'll enjoy it, indeed.

''BEND OVER, MOMMA.''

Bend over, what?

What ''momma''? What is this now?

-Hello, Yiannis! -Hello!

Zeta... You've come as well... No work today?

It's Monday, salon's closed!

Right... The car's ok?

Ask me next week.

Shopping is much better than any therapy.

We came to help Yiannis find a gift for his dad.

Won't we buy a little something for us, too?

It won't take long, right, Yiannis?

-That was to shut her up. -How can I say no?

Your taste is my guide!

What do you think?

It's perfect!

Your father's gift!

I can't believe it! My son's cuddling pussy!

''Bend over, momma''! Porn with women!

So my son's a pervert? I'll kill him! You hear me?

-Don't be so brutal. -I know how to treat him, ok?

These subjects are really delicate.

-What? This ''momma''? -Ok, I take it back...

You'll see what'll happen when he comes back.

He's coming, quick! Sit down...

Give me that...

Well, isn't that our son... How are you my boy?

-Fine. -What's this bag?

-What bag? -That one.

The bag! It's a tie... for you.

For me... Did I forget my birthday?

I just saw it in a window... It called out to me...

...and I bought it.

Did you know that windows call out to people now?

Weird... No gift for me, dear?

No... but I bought you that cell phone.

Isn't he just sweet?

You see, I bought you something. I was near the video store...

...and suddenly a movie called out from the window...

...''Bend over, momma'' and I bought it for you!

What it this, son?

What have you gone into?

Are you trying to hypnotize us?

Me and the guys... we bought it just to have fun.

Is this a way to have fun? With perversion?

-What about comedy films? -That's exactly what we said!

We couldn't take 2 minutes of it, not even one!

-You've never done such things? -Please!

You and your paranoia! ''My son cuddles pussy''...

Don't make me start with you. ''Bend over, momma''...

She really bends over...

Want to watch it?

What?

I was just joking...

Enough, baby, leave some for us. Mercy!

That cow, that fat trout! That walking cholesterol...

Yiannis, can I get you something to drink?

Will you stop mourning?

I'm infatuated with Sofia. What can I do?

-Become a monk. -It's not funny.

-Tell her. -How?

Simply: ''Would you like to have a heterosexual experience?''

-Are you high or something? -Maria is mad about you.

Someone called me? Yiannis, can I help you?

She's sweet like cherry pie, eat it or I'll eat it myself.

A fight!

-Go away, man. -Take these joints someplace else.

-Where's my son, you perverts? -Leave or you'll get hurt!

-Dad? -Dad my ass!

-I'll close down this joint! -Dad, please!

Can you tidy your clothes for once?

What? I didn't hear you.

''I didn't hear you.'' Do you have any laundry?

-Yes. -So put them in the basket!

What did you say?

Thank God they're empty. Last time...

...I washed your driver's licence.

You've got a text message.

You've got a text message!

I can't hear you! I'm coming out to tidy up!

''LOVE, YOU DIDN'T CALL. I'LL BE WAITING, IAKOVOS.''

How can you get so chatty when I take a shower?

Ok, I'm ready to tidy up.

-What's up? -Don't touch me.

Just because I threw my clothes on the floor?

-You should put an end to this. -Ok, I will. Is that all?

-Iakovos left you a message. -When?

-Who? -Iakovos.

''Honey, you didn't call'' Iakovos.

Ungrateful man!

It's ok baby, we'll buy a new one.

Don't trash everything, love.

Stop shouting, the neighbors will hear us!

Do you care about that now?

It didn't cross your mind when you partied with Iakovos?

Baby, he's just an old friend.

What's all this shouting about?

-Your father... -What's wrong with him?

My boy...

Dad? What happened to him?

I don't know.

You had a fight.

-No, son, we didn't. -No...

Will you start acting like your age?

You fool, he's an old schoolmate.

He always gave us these silly names... Love, sweetie...

He wants us to get together and talk about old times.

-You used to go out together? -Iakovos and I? He's like a midget!

-Will you go out with him? -I'm not that crazy, no way!

Are you telling me the truth?

I swear to our son's future.

-What is it now? -Nothing.

What nothing? What?

-I cut myself. -Where?

-Here. -Where?

On your little fingy? A kiss to make it go away?

Better now?

You little jealous thing...

Come on, don't be shy...

Honey bunny!

What's the pillow doing on the table?

I was cooking... I burned the chips...

I was polishing my nails...

I stained the pillow.

The pillow?

-It's just a pillow! -Really?

That makes two of them!

Silly bimbo!

You spat on me?

-On your face! -I don't believe it!

-Hands off my hair! -Why? I did your hairdo.

Don't you ever cook in my kitchen again!

'Evening, champ.

What a stunt! I can't believe my eyes!

Yes, Sofia...

Where am I?

I'm going home.

I'm so sorry, why did you leave?

Are you still in the neighborhood?

I'm almost home.

I'm so sorry, what can I say?

Here, Zeta wants to talk to you.

Yiannis, I'm really sorry.

When I polish my nails, I lose track. It's my fault.

Let's go out tomorrow to make it up.

Oops, I can't. I've got this hair contest.

Go out with Sofia, ok?

Please, say yes. I trust you.

That way no one will get to her.

Ok? Thank you so much!

Kisses, have fun. Goodnight.

Goodnight, I'll be out late.

I'll take the car, too.

Your son's found a boyfriend.

-Thank God, it was about time. -That's what I mean.

-Have the bags under my eyes gone? -Yes, but they told me they'll return.

-You're so jealous of me... -Egomaniac...

Come on, stop it.

This guy tells his therapist, ''My husband thinks he's a Volkswagen''.

I'm not done yet!

The doctor asks, ''Why don't you tell him he is not?''

And he replies, ''Why, to go to work on foot?''

You didn't like it.

I'm glad we came here 'cause at the club...

...I couldn't hear a word you said.

But we drank quite a lot, right?

So what? Nobody's getting hurt.

If Zeta show me drinking like that...

-She really takes care of you... -As if I'm a child.

-My food, my clothes... -And I'm responsible for your drinks!

Cheers.

My drinks...

-What about your guy? -What guy?

Haven't you told me about this guy who...

-...who studies... -Studies...

...in Paris!

You know how it goes. Out of sight...

Besides...

Well? Besides what, Yiannis?

Come on, speak up...

-It's nothing... -I don't believe it.

-This guy is in love! -Well done.

Congratulations!

He's blushing!

I hit a goldmine!

So, you've been going out for a long time?

No... No...

It's recent, then.

Come on, don't make me ask.

That's why you're so distraught lately.

It's still a secret.

You haven't told him?

It's a little bit complicated.

I don't know if I have any chance.

Do you want him?

Like crazy!

Do you know what I would say if I could?

You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

Your smell drives me crazy... It blows me away...

Not even a day goes by without thinking about you.

I'm in love with you.

You?

I hope you remember all this 'cause if you repeat it to him...

...you'll definitely put a spell on him.

-I can't! -Are you serious?

You're young, handsome... What more can you ask?

Courage!

-There's someone else, too. -So what? It's a common story.

Right... There's still one other thing...

-It's really important. -Spit it out.

-I'm... -I'm?

I'm...

I am, you are, he is...

Yiannis, you're a coward. Try to cross the line, for once!

-Cross the line? -Yes, what are you afraid of?

-To cross the line? -Yes! Do something extreme!

Something extreme?

You pervert, you weirdo! What are you doing?

You think it's funny? This one's for you.

Call the maitre!

I just wanted to have a descent dinner...

Man, you're nuts! How did he dare, Katerina love?

Katerina love? What are you looking at?

-Nothing... -So you liked it, huh?

You liked it! You're sleeping on the sofa!

-You're flipping out. -Slut!

I don't believe it, you kissed that woman!

-Yes... -You're crazy, you know that?

So, tomorrow I'm going to kiss a man.

Yiannis, you're losing me... Catch me...

I'm falling...

-I can do it. -Want me to let go?

No, but I can do it. I'm a serious woman.

-Wait till I get the lights. -No, I'm falling down!

-Wait! -I'm falling down.

No, I'm here for you.

I don't believe it. You kissed that woman.

-You're crazy. -Got it.

You know it.

And? How was it?

Was it nice?

Do you want to know?

I do... I do...

Did I wake you up?

Tell me that you slept on the sofa...

No... I slept here, with you.

Yiannis, why am I naked?

You don't remember?

No woman has ever touched me like this.

Don't touch me!

Why, baby?

No, I must be dreaming.

Zeta is hiding somewhere, this is all a joke!

-Look at me... -Don't touch me!

-We did nothing wrong. -Are you crazy?

I cheated on Zeta with you and you're a man...

...so what does that make me?

-A pervert... -What?

This word scares you, right?

-And I'm scared of what we did. -What you did is perfectly normal.

Are you...

-Yes. -Why didn't you say so? Why me?

-Don't touch me! -You wanted it, too.

Can you please get dressed and leave?

I'm sorry...

-I thought that... -Go away!

Surprise!

Did I wake my baby?

I'm sorry, I forgot my keys...

...and I was dying to see you, so I came.

Sweetheart!

Promise you'll never leave me alone again.

-I'm such an addiction! -Tell me you love me!

Baby, you're suffocating me!

Baby, what's up with you? I was away only for one day.

Not even two days, as planned.

-Sofia... -Please...

He was so happy that he almost had a fit!

-Thank you, son. -You only buy him gifts.

Am I not your father, too?

-I said, next time, dad... -You're so jealous.

-I'm glad we're out as a family. -Our son isn't really enjoying himself.

-Son, what's up? -What? Nothing...

Our son is young, he wants to be with his friends.

-Tell me, are you seeing someone? -Not again!

Why, son? All of your friends have boyfriends...

Dad, why are you spoiling our dinner? Besides, I'm still young.

Yes, still...

Say, this boy is feasting his eyes on you.

He's nodding!

What a creep!

Stefanos, have you lost it? Why are you calling him a creep?

Because he's flirting with our son?

-Nod back at him. -Do you want to quarrel now?

Our son's right. Should we marry everyone who's nodding at us?

Calm down...

-Can I buy you a drink? -No! You can't!

How dare you? Go away!

Stefanos, please... He had a little too much to drink...

Forgive my disturbing you...

Sir...

Dear young man...

Stefanos, why were you like that? What did he do to you?

This city's full of creeps!

-Have you lost it? -So now it's my fault?

-Of course! -He came and upset me!

You always spoil my good mood.

You were dribbling! ''Sir''...

-I was dribbling? -Yes, you!

-Stop, everybody's looking at us. -Tell that to your father.

Why didn't I listen to my mother?

I'm going to reinvent my baby!

I hope for the best...

...not for the worst.

How did I let you slip anyway?

Can you get your face off my girl?

Ok...

What a pity! Such a nice boy sleeping with women.

They're everywhere!

Wait, can't you see I'm talking?

Last night, I saw the President and his husband at the theatre.

You know the saying, ''Behind a powerful man lies''...

''A powerful man'', dear! Periklis, I'm talking now.

Say... Periklis cuddles pussy?

He's one real pet lover!

-So Periklis, you'll be leaving? -I'm going to open a salon.

And who's going to cut my hair?

Listen, you still remember my party, right?

How can we forget, darling?

-Where are you going to take us? -We won't tell you. It's a surprise!

Take a look at that!

-Stop pointing your finger! -Sorry, I got carried away.

-It's a real lovers' nest! -You came to the hottest club!

Me like it!

-See that threesome! -Will you stop?

A band!

-What are you doing? -I'm adapting!

Babe, I'm a hot chick! Show me what you've got!

Get real!

Hey, there's Yiannis.

I just drew a full house. Sofia's here.

-Who's that babe with her? -Zeta, her girlfriend.

A pet, I see. We don't touch.

I've had it with you. What did you do to Sofia?

What? That I got drunk and sick? It's not his fault.

You disappeared 'cause you were scared of me.

Err... Yes..

Say, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here... What about you?

I invited him. Periklis, I didn't ask but...

Don't worry. Your friends are my friends.

Your drinks are on me, guys.

Grigoris... was alone and I brought him along.

Guys, it's perverts' kingdom! I can't believe my eyes.

What kind of place is this?

Help me down, you!

Which boy's next to dance with me?

What? Me and you?

Damn you, Yiannis!

That's hot!

-Are you nuts? -Why?

Everybody was watching you. I'm leaving!

You're making a scene because I was dancing?

You were dancing, too! We were joking.

-Some things are not funny. -Look who's talking!

-Ampelokipi. -Nea Smirni.

-Get off. -I won't. Nea Smirni, please.

-What's wrong? -Your dancing and moving!

-We were joking. -Ha ha! I'm not stupid.

Zeta, get real! Yiannis is a real man!

Men screw, don't they? Don't laugh!

You're making a scene over Yiannis?

Yes, I am. I know nothing about him.

And you were all over him! You're never like that with me!

-Baby, calm down. -No, don't touch me!

You and your men!

-Am I not enough for you? -Yes, I want a man!

I've tried them once and I can't get enough.

I get some at every given chance.

Men just make me go crazy...

Honey, what's wrong? Are you joking?

Of course I'm joking. My pretty face...

Could I ever leave you for a man?

For a woman?

For no one!

Baby, I'm so sorry... I got jealous...

Isn't that sweet! So where are we heading to?

Nea Smirni and then Ampelokipi.

Hello?

Who is it? Our son's ok?

It's that stupid Iakovos, my classmate.

-Yes, I hear you... -What time is it?

-Yes, we're going to meet. -What does he want?

Will you stop? I'm on the phone!

Yes, it's my husband. No, you can't talk to him.

It's late, we're sleeping. Iakovos, please.

We'll meet up, cross my heart! Bye now. Bye.

What did he want in the middle of the night?

How should I know? He has just divorced.

-So what? -Calm down and sleep.

-It's late, stop shouting. -I can't sleep now...

I'm not in the mood, I want to sleep.

Thanks a lot!

That's the last time.

This has got to stop...

No more! Never again!

Can I ask you something?

You... How did you...

What? With you?

No, the first time you had a woman.

Yes... That...

It was Mrs Eleni.

We used to spend our summer at Lavrio.

That's where I first saw her.

I still remember the sound of her high heels.

I was very little...

And she seemed big... awesome.

She had the sweetest smile.

After some years, I followed her...

And there I understood why they called her pervert...

She was making love with a man.

Since then, she became both heaven and hell to me.

I couldn't get her out of my mind.

I'll never forget her.

What a beautiful woman...

-More beautiful than me? -No one matches your beauty...

I'm late! Zeta must have left work.

-Where are you going, pretty face? -Sorry?

-You got the time? -Of course, wait.

No, I meant time for a cup of coffee.

What's the deal here?

-She's hitting on you, baby? -She was alone.

-Are you tripping on something? -Say what? You won't diss me!

Take your ugly face away from me!

Go to hell!

Come on now... Relax, she's still right here.

Whose side are you on? By the way, where have you been?

Where... I've been...

My articulation's ok, right? Does she speak a foreign language?

-Where have you been? -I couldn't find a taxi.

It's a miracle! The dumb can speak!

What about your cell phone? I called you 6 times.

I had it on silent mode. I just saw the missed calls.

-Zeta, give her a break. -By the way, hi, Periklis.

Take a deep breath and listen to this...

I'm ready, shoot...

Periklis, go on.

Sofia, this is none of my business but Zeta insisted and...

-Cut to the chase, Periklis. -The chase, ok...

-Well... -Yiannis is straight.

-A common friend... -Told me!

Yiannis?

Our Yiannis? No way...

Of course he is! I was right about that night at the straight bar.

-I should have showed him. -Zeta, are you crazy?

Besides, Yiannis is dating... Grigoris!

-Who am I dating? -He was all I could think of.

You're dating one month now that's why we didn't know...

...and why you brought him to the straight bar.

-Ok, it's cool... -Just perfect.

-Is that all? -No, we're going out the 4 of us.

What are you saying?

-Zeta proposed it. -No way! At all!

We must, so that she swallows the story.

-That's the customer's choice? -The one on the left...

Why? When we'll stop hiding? Can't you see I'm mad about you?

-Me too, baby... -Then why won't you tell her?

I haven't found the right time. It's hard to tell her...

-...that I'm leaving her over a man! -But this is not fair!

-Give me some more time. -More time, more time.

Ok.

Well, aren't these our boys! Welcome! Come right in...

My sweet boy!

He's so shy. Say something, we're with friends.

-Nice hairdo! -Chew it, now spit the pip.

-Have you been a couple for long? -2 months, 3 weeks and 4 days...

Enough... Do you know this new joke?

A frog goes to the doctor and says... Doc, I need a ''hopperation''!

These jokes are killing me! One more of these and we're through.

My sweet boy...

''Is delicious like candy...'' Incredible song!

''And when he poses like a man, my boy is just wonderful!''

Another one goes... ''I like rude and gentle girls''...

''But there's just one girl''...

What do you want from me, Iakovos?

Just you, today's our anniversary.

My boy, listen up...

This is for you.

For the six months we spent together.

You must listen to me.

I'm a man of mature years. And you're a sweet young boy.

I do like you, I don't want to hurt you...

...but we must go our separate ways.

I'm sorry, it's the only way.

My husband...

You never understood how much I loved you.

What now?

Can you open up? The door's locked.

-What guys? -My friends.

-You think it's necessary? -They want to meet you...

-You told them about me? -Of course, they're my friends!

-I'm not ready yet. -Was I ready...

...when I faked it with Grigoris, too?

-But I'm going there... -To the ''straight-pit''?

I told you I would close down your joint, perverts.

Screw you! Motherfuckers! We're not the mob!

I want to say something!

Do you mind I'm straight? Let's have a debate.

Let's make this gay society really anxious! Beware!

Ilias, what's the situation?

Damn it! Ok, I'm on my way.

Grigoris and Maria got arrested.

I'm must find the others to see what we're going to do.

I must go home...

-Want me to give you a lift? -No, I'll take a taxi.

-Are you sure? -Yes... You can go...

I'm sorry.

Goodnight.

I love you.

Why are you late?

-You're not asleep? -It's morning, where were you?

At the restaurant. We were swamped with people.

-You're hiding something from me? -Me? No, I'm not...

Why?

Lately, it seems something's wrong with you.

Nothing's wrong with me.

If there was something, would you tell me about it?

What is this now?

Why don't we go to sleep?

Don't ever hide anything from me.

Please...

Sofia, am I not in perfect shape?

Look at this body! Who's going to enjoy it? No one.

I think I'm in love with me.

I see, there's a funeral.

I'm going to the gym, my natural habitat.

What did you want to tell me?

Is anything wrong with Zeta?

We're through.

-You told her about us? -No...

''We'' are through.

-What do you mean? -I can't take it anymore.

-I thought we had something. -No, we got nothing.

Baby... Baby...

-This can't go on... -Listen to me.

No, you listen.

Last night, I could see clearly...

What happened at the bar, Zeta who was waiting for me...

-I can't lie anymore... -To whom?

To myself! All this, it's beyond me!

This must end!

-Are you making love with Zeta? -I must go.

-Are you in love with her? -Yes!

You're lying. Look at me and say it!

Do you want me to go and tell her everything?

All this time I waited for you to find the courage to tell her...

So, you think you're really cool, Yiannis.

Grigoris is cool 'cause he's not hiding.

And you, what are you doing? You're hiding just like I do!

Still, there's something else...

You're embarrassed about us.

Yes, I am.

Screw you!

We're through.

''I LOVE YOU''

Stefanos! Come and see!

-What? -Look.

-The city's full of crazy people. -Or people in love.

Yeah, right...

Stefanos, what is he doing there?

-Isn't he the boy... -Iakovos?

Iakovos what?

Stefanos, I love you!

I love you!

Look at me! I love you!

Stefanos, i love you!

My love, I love you!

You creep!

I love you!

By tomorrow, I expect you to pack and leave.

I'm sorry, I was going to tell you about it.

No, I wasn't going to...

...but it's over now, I swear.

How dare you talk to me?

How dare you look at me in the eye?

Tell me what you don't like about me.

That I'm old?

That my skin's loose?

That I'm faithful to you?

That I raised our son?

I want a divorce.

What do you mean?

Go to hell, bastard!

''What I mean''... Go to hell! That's what I mean!

'Cause you're dribbling over every young man you see!

What's up? You woke me up.

Next time you leave the house, choose a different route.

And bring some paint to cover your father's sins.

-Take a look through the window. -I can explain.

-Isn't that... -Iakovos. Your dad's classmate.

-His classmate? -That's what he told me.

How long did it take you to finish school?

Stefanos! I love you!

I need some water...

Stefanos, I love you!

How can I walk in the street after all this?

How can I look our neighbors in the eye?

-Darling? -Get out of my face!

I don't ever want to see you again.

-I'm sorry. -Shut the fuck up!

''I'm sorry''... such crap.

Have you seen Yiannis?

He quit.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Say something.

My parents saw me on the news.

They said...

They said...

That clown... He sued the club for drugs, prostitution...

...for child abuse, everything but murder.

My parents called me after 4 years.

They thought I was on a music video.

I told them I was on tour, what could I do?

You can stay at our place, if you want.

-Please, don't leave me, too. -No Maria, I won't.

What was that?

I love you...

Do they look nice on me?

''You're gorgeous!'' Stop it! You'll spoil me!

''Buy them, honey-bunny, you deserve them!

You're exaggerating now.

Hey, captain! How's the wind?

-What are you thinking of? -Nothing.

-You're gorgeous! -I already said that. Anything new?

''You're the only man in my life.''

My name is Stefanos.

What's yours?

I fell in love with you when I first saw you.

Let's make a new start.

That smile can make me go crazy.

To us.

Here's the programme. Want some wine?

No, I don't!

2 glasses of red wine, please.

Hey, that's Yiannis!

How are you?

Maria, this is Zeta...

...and Sofia.

Nice to meet you.

Where have you been? Why did you quit?

-Found a better job? -Zeta!

Sorry, I got carried away. You still date Grigoris?

Stop asking questions!

I'm so sorry, I spilt it all on you.

Who's the bimbo now? Go clean it up at the toilet.

-It's ok. -No, it's not. Go!

Sofia's really good with stains. I'm just hopeless.

Go, the play is about to start!

She's clean it up alright! Want something to drink?

-No I'm ok. -Some red wine.

Well done, you didn't waste any time.

-I don't believe it. -What?

-You're making a scene. -Me? You're wrong.

I was just disappointed once more.

-I understood how... -What? Concentrate.

How little you believe in what you say.

What's up with you? You left me, right?

You told me to forget you. That's what I'm doing.

-That's your way of forgetting? -Everybody has his own way.

You forget me with Zeta and I forget you with Maria.

You say I'm forgetting you... No, I've already forgotten you.

Have you?

Oops, Sofia's got our money.

-What do you have to say now? -What do you expect?

To see me begging you to take me back? Never!

What are you doing?

What are you doing there?

-Shut up! -Zeta, calm down.

Shut you face, motherfucker!

Why me? I don't believe it, why?

Zeta, calm down...

Don't tell me to calm down! I'll fucking humiliate you!

And with a man! You shameless losers!

Jesus, I don't believe it...

Yes, Yiannis... Our little Yiannis.

Our innocent dear boy.

Now I realise why I've never seen you with a boy.

And you... Wasn't I enough for you?

You wanted a man, too?

Speak up...

Fuck you both!

I guess that wasn't a curse. You like to fuck, right?

I don't want to see you ever again.

What a world! You perverts...

Stelios, go away...

Go away, I'm going to kill you.

Didn't you listen? I've got a knife.

Tell me that you regret, that you'll marry me and I'll drop it.

Stelios, go away!

Why don't you go away? Why?

Kiss me, Miltos...

-Stelios! -Kiss me...

My love...

These used to be good films, not like today's crap.

Welcome home, son.

Good evening.

-What's up with him? -How would I know?

Where's the remote? I want to watch the news.

You're sitting on it.

Pavlopoulos! Get out, you pervert!

What's this now?

Get out you! You woman stealer!

Pavlopoulos, you pervert! Do you hear me?

Stefanos, who's that woman?

-How would I know? -She said ''Pavlopoulos''.

-Isn't that your surname? -And yours as well?

Couldn't you pick another woman? You really had to have mine?

-You slept with a woman? -Me? Are you serious?

Then what about her? I'm not feeling well.

I'm staying right here!

There she goes again. How embarrassing.

-Stefanos, who is she? -I don't know her.

But she seems to know you. And her woman, even better.

I'm not feeling well...

My husband slept with a woman.

The earth will swallow me up!

You like tits? Come on, then!

Come on, have some of those!

I'm not leaving!

-Pervert! -We're married 25 years!

-Why don't you go to hell? -Stop it!

Why? Did you ever stop anything?

I put up with you so many years! You creep!

It's for me.

Son, your father... This creep, has driven me nuts!

I'll tear this place down!

It's for me.

What's for you, son?

I'm sorry that you found out about it this way...

Find out what, son?

I'm heterosexual.

What do you mean?

You like women?

Yes...

Tell me you're lying...

This is not... I'm losing my mind!

-That's the truth, like it or not. -That's how you pay us back?

That's why we gave you everything? To...

What did I do wrong? Did I kill anyone?

-Why didn't you say something? -You wouldn't understand.

-If you only talked to us... -To say what?

That he left our house to go and nail some woman?

Didn't you care about us?

What are you looking at? What are we going to tell our neighbors?

-Yes, it's all about you! -Don't talk to your father like that.

You've been playing with our love, our trust?

-You brought shame on us! -Me? See what's written on the wall!

Shut up! What I do with my husband is my business!

So is what I do with my body!

Get out of here! Get out of my face!

-Get out of my house now! -Stefanos, please.

Stefanos who, dear?

It's me, your wife. It's Stefania...

-What happened? -You got a little bit upset.

You're ok, now.

-Where's our son? -Outside, in the corridor.

-What did he tell me? -Do you feel better? Nurse!

-No more women, please! -Relax...

Did he tell me what he told me?

My son... sleeps with men?

Calm down, dear...

My own son...

...is a pervert!

He wants to talk to you.

To explain... He wants to say he's sorry.

-Tell him to leave. -Stop it now. Calm down.

You heard me.

I don't want to see him ever again.

He's history.

As you wish...

Hello?

Yiannis doesn't live here anymore.

Happy New Year to you, too.

What? Get the table ready.

Good evening.

Mr Petros!

How are you? It's been a long time!

Table for two?

-Yes, for two... -A drink, first?

If you please...

Good evening!

-Sofia, how's your husband? -Just fine. He's on his way.

Zeta, tell Yiannis his parents are here.

Enjoy your evening.

Keep calm, dear.

I'm calm, aren't I?

What can I get you?

Your love.

That's already yours.

Now, about dinner... Leave that to me.

Everything's on the house.

Come over to eat, you've lost weight.

Thank you...

He's our child, after all.

Petros, how are you? Long time no see.

I thought that maybe you didn't like me.

No, not at all... I do like you...

I don't like you, I mean... I like you, well..

I like the restaurant but... What's new?

-How's your wife? -Just fine.

-And your kids? -Yes. Your jacket's getting stained.

Bring him some water. Take it easy...

What time is it? It's almost New Year's Day.

Ten, nine, eight...

...seven, six, five, four...

...three, two, one!

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