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Hey everybody welcome back to another episode of plug talk my name is Adam 22

I am joined here today by my lovely wife Lenna the plug. Hi guys

And we're sitting down with a cutie today by the name of Jasmine Payne. Yeah, how you feeling?

I'm feeling great. Thank you for having me. Yeah, we've been we had to reschedule this a couple times

I feel like we've been on the calendar for like three months. That's what I'm saying

we were originally scheduled for June and then

Your team and we took turns like rescheduling cuz that happens coming up back and forth a lot

Yeah, it just happens right yeah, it can be a whole thing people think having sex is so easy

Having sex is easy getting calendars to align is hard. It's the scheduling of the sex. Yeah, that's a fact

Let's just go from the beginning. Where are you from? I'm from Oregon originally Oregon. Okay, we're at

Like a little-ass town called Corvallis. It's where Oregon State is. Oh, that's where I grew up in Wentz College

Interesting. What was your upbringing like?

It was very like cowboy-ish. I was gonna say I'm like a woodsy girl

I feel like everyone I meet who's in Oregon was like a high-key. Yeah, you threw me off with the face tattoos and the huge boobs and the blonde hair

I didn't fit in

Like that was the upbringing. Yeah, okay a cowboy style upbringing. So you were having to like I don't know what scoop up the horseshid and

Clean up the chicken coop and I mean we had people to like do that for us

But I had like horses and stuff and like dirt bikes and shit really okay, so you got to grow up in that kind of environment

I always wanted to be with a horse girl

I'd like to be an horse girl my old age

I say that just because like maybe the first girl I ever fingered in like eighth grade was a horse girl

And that just made you want to never got the seal to deal, you know

Kind of always wondered what horse girl pussy was like

No, it's not a fast one putting you in the horse girl

I don't want to rebrand as a horse girl. Okay, but it's always there for you if you want yeah

Pawn's kind of lacking in that actually. Yeah, I think so. Okay, so

What was your high school career like as you're developing?

I

Was really ugly growing up. I was an ugly duckling and then puberty like over the summer hit me like a truck

People just told you you're ugly or you felt that your soul. I was just like I was bold. I knew I looked in the mirror

I was like yeah, you're a fucking ugly, but

like I was just like bullied and shit and then like over the summer

I just like randomly got pretty and like I got tits and like I just like grew up I guess

Okay popular loner so people were trying to hang out with you, but you just weren't really vibing with it or what?

Yeah, I mean I mostly like

once I was like

Not a nerdy loser anymore. I made friends at like other schools

so I would be

Hanging out with like the college kids or like people from other schools and stuff like that

Okay, and you graduate high school. Yeah

Okay, and then what happens from there in your life you go off to college? Yeah

Nuclear physics and radiation Wow was not expecting you to say that

Nuclear physics so for all of us idiots out there. What is that Oppenheimer? Oh, I haven't seen it, but I heard it's about

Japanese people yeah, well, I don't want to love the Japanese people, but yeah, I wanted to like

like engineer

basically like bombs and shit cuz like science was just like super interesting to me and then I realized that I would be like

Helping like war and genocide and so I didn't want to do that anymore

Really and do left college and don't inside of a new major or well

I became a stripper okay, and so I was like making a lot of money and I was like fuck all this

So you just out a certain moment

We're like you know what everything that I'm learning is basically gonna be used to kill people even though

We haven't really had a lot of nuclear attacks over the last few decades, right? Yeah

But what about the bad guys? We got to blow them up too, right?

Well, I think we should blow the bad guys up, but it's kind of hard to figure out who's the bad guy, right?

Yeah, exactly and I was just having fun being a stripper. I was over all of it

When you said stripper, I'm like okay this girl fits into that category

And then you say I wanted to build bombs

I'm like trying to imagine you in a lab coat and you look really cute in a lab coat not to take anything away from the strippers

Like I believe that they are mentally capable of designing bombs

I just don't really imagine the average stripper having time for that or wanting to spend her time doing that

How did you get into stripping?

I literally just fell into it like a week after like my 18th birthday

One of my friends started stripping and she was like oh hey

Like you should come like dance with me you can like make like extra money and like all this and that

Okay, so you did it while you were in college. Yeah, okay

And like the guys loved it when I was like oh like I'm in nuclear physics and radiation

Like you're paying my tuition like oh my gosh the money was flowing. Yeah captain. Save a hoe. Yeah

I could see that if her girl told me she was trying to do something real meaningful with her with the money

I was given it would be more motivated. I'll give you extra. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I had a scholarship

So I didn't need it. So what did you like about the stripping experience?

I mean I grew up in like dance and gymnastics

So I've always loved just performing and then I broke up with my arms when I was like 16

So all of that kind of like stopped and then when I was stripping I was like

Performing again, so how'd you break your arm in gymnastics doing what I was on the bars

And I did a dismount and I like did an extra little flippy flip and I like landed on both of my arms

And then I didn't feel it because the adrenaline and I tried to get up and it didn't work

And I looked to my left of my right and they were both it just like all the way back

Both of them at the same time the exact same break. Yeah, and now we just eat

My friends had to feed me and like wipe my ass and shit

White your ass. Yeah, how many months did you have this energy? It was like four months five months something like that

Did you go through a little depression? No, I was on oxycodone. I was having the

My God if I couldn't like do stuff for myself, I just feel I have I know cuz now I'm thinking okay

If I break both my arms, what the hell am I gonna do?

I'm gonna hate my life because I'm gonna fucking do everything for me

You gotta go to work you gotta do your thing

And then I gotta find somebody to wipe my ass and there is absolutely nobody that I know on the face of the earth

I'm down to have wet my ass, so I got to get like a caretaker like yeah, it's gonna be a lot

It's honestly nice

I was like getting really used to like getting waited on the hand and foot and then after I was like better

I'd be like hey

Can you like feed me my chipotle and they're like no like your arms work

Princess treatment, I guess I could just pay somebody to wipe my ass anyway

Um yeah having two arms broke at the same time, but like how long were you completely not able to use your arms?

uh I

Had like double slings for probably like

Three months or so and then even after I got out of the slings

I was so used to it and like my mom would like bully me because I would walk around like this like a little

Tyrannosaurus look yeah, yeah, wow

I was thinking about that today because you know that basketball player who has the super long arms that is in the NBA now

You know I'm talking about filmmer

Yeah, you know I'm talking about right his arms are so long

It looks like at any given moment these things could snap in half and I'm just like picturing it whenever I watch them play anyway

but I

Know so did you ever have to have sex while the arms were broken?

No, no this is before that this was before I got horny okay

But um okay, so you're doing the stripping thing

Are you meeting guys in this environment like what's your social life like at this point?

Um, I met sugar daddy is I met my college professor like a week before I started taking his class and

Then he we started a club. Yeah, he was a client. Yeah. He was a client. Oh my god

and he we started like fucking and he started like spending a lot of money on me and he was like kind of my first real sugar daddy and

Then I showed up to like my next semester classes and he was the professor and I was like oh my god easiest a

Ever right he never disclosed to you that he was a professor

No, he did but I never thought that like you as OSU was pretty big

So I didn't think that I would be like taking his class and so it really worked that way like you didn't have to do anything

And you go to straight a Wow

Oh my gosh, I'm struggling

I like I don't understand this homework come over and help me and then he would just fuck and then he'd be like don't worry like you're good

That's amazing

Yeah, he's a silver fox

And was he like married and stuff and he just had this going on the side? No, he had kids

But he wasn't married anymore. I don't think I had a single hot professor in college, so I don't for you

Never never a hot professor or is there a female version of professor professor at

Okay, so how long did you do the strip and think for

From 18 to 19 so like a year and a half and then what and then I just started on

Like Twitter and only fans and show okay, and what guy you going in that direction

You just sort of realize that stripping wasn't the move long term well

No, I didn't even like realize that I had changed

Professions until like a year later because I just started like slowly dancing less and less because I didn't need the money

Anymore and then one day I woke up and I was like oh my god

I haven't danced in like six months, but like I'm still making money like is this my new career like this is so weird

I like didn't really understand what was going on Wow

So you sound like you're on a lot of drugs during this time

I was

Just sort of flow through life

Income source I completely changed for six months. Yeah pretty much

Okay, and so you know you strike me maybe more right now as a woman who is just really

Enjoying the patriarchy as much as possible like wow these guys want to pay my way through life

I'm gonna just sit back and just enjoy it. I

Love the patriarchy

Yeah, I mean as long as they pay me if you're a hot chick you might as well take advantage of it for what it's worth, right?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, so you get into the sex worker business and everything do you do eventually just leave striping behind a hundred percent?

Yeah

But I really want to do one of those like club appearance things

We're like you go to like one of your home strip clubs and then like all your fans can come yeah

I'm almost like meet and greets. Yeah, I have a stripper up at my house

So I still like practice just in case because you do like crazy moves since you were gymnast

It was really easy to learn with like gymnastics and dance background. We used to have a stripper pole here

It's somewhere

But like I don't know where the fuck it is, but yeah, I'd love to see some moves

But we have no more here never go use that we thought that it might um so okay

When you started taking oxycodone when you were 16 though is that like kind of what started you doing a bunch of drugs?

For a period of time there um not really I didn't even understand that oxy was like a bad drug

Like in my like teenager brain

I'm just like oh these things like make me feel fun

And so I just started taking them all the time and I'd like share with my friends and your parents didn't try to like regulate

How much you took because it did once they noticed

Because they were kind of just letting me take it as I wanted and then they're like oh fuck

She's catching on like we have to monitor

Yeah, like were you if you stop taking them or you in pain or was it just like they just gave it to you

So you just kept they just gave me like a like a fuck ton like months worth of them

Yeah, and my mom still has them which to be fair if someone's breaking both of their arms

They're gonna need some painkillers. Yeah, but do they need three months worth probably not at the same time

They probably trusted that my mom was gonna like ration it

Mm-hmm, but she was kind of just like oh like I trust you like you know how much pain you're in da da da

And then one day she saw me like

Taking them like with my friends and then we would like do the thing where you had a baseball bat and you would go like this and run

Around in a circle and just like dumb shit and she was like okay. I don't think you need these anymore

It's just crazy because I had I mean it's different but it's the same like I had a girl

Ten years ago who just came to my house and she had a bunch of Zans and I had no idea what they were really gonna

Do to me and then all of a sudden like a couple weeks later

It's like we just been doing Zans for a few weeks and my life was kind of like falling apart

And I had to stop doing them

But it's like it's kind of like the teachers of the school system should just warn people

Wearing kids about like every specific drug and tell them like this is what this drug is gonna do to you

This is why it's bad

But instead they try to kind of hide it

But they always like the doctors do they just offer you like the craziest possible option like they tried to offer me that when I had

Necessary and even though I was a new mom and I was like give me the title all like it's it's chill

I got cut open but I don't need it

You know I'm nothing compared to that but I didn't need it

I was fine off the title and all yeah

Like you know you don't need the craziest form of the painkiller all the time when they tell me to take ibuprofen

I get offended I'm like, but it works. It's a man. Yeah, but not like that shit, man

But I mean you need to function too, but so when you talk about

Because we can edit this out if you want but you had to go to rehab at one point. Okay, that's good

We don't have to have it. Yeah, I'm open about it. Okay. What was giving you a hard time at that point?

It was mostly drinking and like I'm gonna sound like the most like pussy bitch when I say this

But it was the bottomless mamosas that got me like runches the brunches

I was going to brunch every single day and like then brunch would just lead to like

drinks and like shopping and then like going out just like a

Bender and I was just like in a loop and I was like I'm not getting anything done and like my

management was like kind of on my ass and

They kind of had like a little intervention for me and I was like no

I don't want to go to rehab, but then I looked into it and rehabs fucking sick

I was like, okay fine. I'll go and I had the best time

What was so sick about rehab? They just like give you massages all day and acupuncture

Yeah, we like road horses and did horse therapy and like just all these like one-on-one

We had a hypnosis therapy like everything it was awesome. Do you know how much this was costing you?

Yeah, how much it was around like they said between like 50 to 100k

Based on like your room situation

Yeah per month 50 to 100k a month. Yeah. Oh my god. It better be fun

That's it's yeah

We like for only for celebrities and only fans girls. No one's be fucking yeah

Yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah only celebrities and only fans girls go to rehab and now boo and spend a hundred grand a month

But they are you like getting charged per service like the more horse therapy you know the more you're getting charged

It's like per week and then so you have to go to like the nurses like twice a day

And they ask you all these questions and you have to be like as dramatic as possible

So the insurance thinks that you need to stay for not me explaining insurance for us

But you just have to like convince insurance to like let you stay for as long as they will

Wow, sounds incredible. How long were you in there? I was a month just a month

And you felt like you were you were done by the time you left. I just I missed my puppies too much

I could I do it. I was like I have to come how has it been since you've left? How is drinking when for you?

um, I never like left with the intention to stop drinking all together

I was just like I just need to like take a break and like get a handle on it

And I've definitely done that because now I just drink like once a week or whatever the hangovers are hitting me harder

So it's like not really worth it. No, my bottom list my most is for you. Just like once a week

Okay. Yeah, wait till you're 40

It just slowly starts to damage you more and more each time you drink

But early 20s is nothing. I can't wait. Yeah

Wow, that's that's incredible like just the fact that they charge that much for rehab. Oh, yeah

Okay, so where do you feel like you're at in your porn journey?

Because at a certain point you decided to step it up from just doing OnlyFans and kind of try to make it more serious, right?

Yeah, I just started mainstream like this year earlier

um, I

I like it a lot. I kind of only gave it a shot so that I could get like

more

publicity I guess for my OnlyFans

Because I was like the more I shoot my in stream the more money

I'm taking away from the OnlyFans obviously

But I loved it so much like the corny acting yeah the graders face and all that like

What was your first thing? What was like the scenario?

It was with manual for Rara and

So to this day was my favorite scene I've ever shot. I was his wife's sister

Okay, you make a good wife sister. I guess they always make me like the cheating whore in every single face that tears

Yeah, you do give off cheating whore vibes. I can see it

They can't make you like well they can make you the stepdaughter

I guess but you pass more as like a sister. I'm always like the like bitch

tempterous who's like trying to fuck her

Sisters or her friends. It's hard for you to like act in that role because you feel like it's so not you actually

Or like how is it doing that?

Um, I think it's hilarious because that's so not me

So it's really fun stepping into like such a bitchy character

I have such a hard time being bitchy too, so I feel like I'm like oh

You don't have a bitchy side to your personality in a day-to-day basis. No, I do

But I not in like a man stealing kind of way

You never stole somebody's man only girls. I don't like what was that like give me an example

It was like kind of a pattern throughout high school

Because the girls didn't really fuck with me because I was kind of a slut

After I got boobs and

So all of their like boyfriends were like low-key like hanging out with me and stuff like that

And then it kind of just perpetuated

They're bullying towards me and then I'd be like okay

Well, I wasn't going to fuck your man before but I am now I am

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie

It is a really truly underrated feeling of just like getting with somebody and it's like as revenge

You're enjoying it, but it's also revenge

Yeah, it's such an underrated thing because it's kind of ugly to talk about it makes you sound kind of petty and weird and

I've never done this maybe I should try it. Yeah, you're all right, but

No, I mean I've had the situation where I had an ex-girlfriend and then or I had a girlfriend

We break up she moves in with a couple other girls and like within six months or a year like while they're still living with that girl

they like two or three different roommates split up in my DMS and wanted to hang out and

It was like such a good feeling to know that like I hated this girl enough to break up with her

And now her roommates hate her enough that they want to fuck her ex-boyfriend to get some sort of weird sense of vengeance against her

You're so messy. It is messy. See it's ugly. You're so messy

It was such a thrill to me at that time to sort of yeah, because what am I talking about when I go to the bar with those girls?

We're talking about how much we don't like my ex. It's the only thing we have in common

Sounds like a pun. Yeah, she was all right

But wait the boobs are natural

Yeah, I was gonna ask those just sprung up one day

That's pretty wild your mom had big boobs too. Oh, yeah, she does it's got a bit of another double these yeah, I remember like

When I was a kid and I would always like you know like three four toddler whatever

I would though like lay on her boobs

Hello's whatever and then when I was like 10 I like had a realization. I was like I'm gonna get tits someday

I can't wait

It would be sad if you didn't take after her I'd be like

Fuck I don't have to it so yeah get some no that was an exhilarating time period in my life

And I was like 13 in school and all the girls just kind of like get boobs all of a sudden

You're just like wow this is fucking awesome. This is what the rest of my life is gonna be like

everywhere you're in elementary schools and that's it but um, okay, so

Now you're fully in the porn game. What is your sex life like off-camera?

I don't have a sex off camera really no cuz I don't date anybody why I

Hate everybody

Such a weirdly sweet yeah, I know this is a sweet voice such a not nice thing to say

But you said it's such a sweet way not in like did your last ex do that fucked you up so bad

This is not homophobic in anyway, it's totally fine, but

he's like a

comedian

and so we were he's like very like masculine like dominant vibes and

We were like dating for a while

And then he just gave me the ick and we couldn't recover and I ghosted him and then I

Saw a real pop up on my phone and it was about him like fucking guys

And like he found out he was gay so after I dumped him he literally like came out as gay

Wait a minute. So what was the ick before you found out that he was going both ways

He I was on a browser shoot and he was like texting me and he asked me for like behind the scenes with like the smurky face

And I was like that's kind of kungi like no

Why I feel like I could say that see if I was your boyfriend, right? Well, yeah, I want to see you

In your face the last time I sent him a picture. He didn't acknowledge it. He didn't like it and complimenting

But he wanted to see the dick okay

Yeah, so he was like to me some behind the scenes

I was like no like you didn't like it last time so get fucking lost and then he was like come on be a good girl for daddy

Like that it was like it got really really fucking kungi and I was like I can't come back from that

So you're off dating because the last guy you dated turned out to be gay and is now you feel that I'm gay

Bisexual well whatever but like possibly more of the gay side than the straight side

But and you so there's a guy in the industry or no

Not the porn industry no, okay. He's in like entertainment. Oh, yeah, you say he's a comedian. Yeah, can you say his name? We'll bid to that

Yeah

Oh

Yeah, he's not that successful

But is it generally if a guy's bisexual is that a big turn off to you? Honestly? Yes, I don't know

It's nothing against that like I

Am bisexual myself just for some reason like I have like daddy issues and stuff

So I really like a man to be like dominant and manly so if he's bisexual

I don't know that's a little bit of a turn off

I mean some people act like saying that is a cancelable offense

But I feel like it's such a mainstream opinion for women that it can't really be a cancelable offense

Like if you feel that way you got to live your truth, right? Yeah

Yeah

So what would it take for a guy to be able to date you since you hate everyone who would get through that hatred?

I I like a gentleman like okay opening the doors like pulling on my chair like paying for the date

I feel like you're so sweet

But I feel like you probably unfortunately don't attract a lot of gentlemen because they just see you with all the tattoos and stuff

And they probably like yeah have the stereotype for you. Yeah, if I met you in a bar

I would definitely be thinking like oh, this is a girl. I could really be mean to and she's gonna like it

Yeah, no men try that all the time with me and it does not work some guy tried that with me on

Halloween in Vegas

We're all playing poker and I was just playing with a bunch of dads

I'd never met before and he was trying to get at me all night and then out of nowhere

I was like some manipulation tactic. He was like you're not that attractive

And I was like what?

And he was like you're really like not that attractive

Like I just think we should talk about it and I slapped him so hard in the face

And it was this whole big thing people just think they could say that

That to me. I don't know. Yeah, it doesn't seem like it would work

In the most part because if from your perspective, it's like well

I'm in a room full of other de-guys who want to fuck me

So you want to do this how I look guess what? I'm gonna go fuck somebody else. You fucking idiot

So what happened at the poker game after the smack?

I've been in a lot of poker tables and I haven't really seen too many people hit each other. Yeah me neither

Um, but his friends were trying to like

Be like oh dude. Like let's go back to our room

Like don't get into it and he like would not shut the fuck up

like even after I slapped him like all this and that and the

The dealer guy whatever had to like tell him like you can't be at the table. Was he wasted or just an asshole? He was just an asshole

Can't stand people sometimes. Wow, so I see what you don't want to date men. I could see why now that would turn me off for a while

Yeah

So okay having all this sex on camera

Has it been an amazing experience for you?

Is this everything that you wanted or is it sometimes not your favorite thing to wake up and do on a Tuesday?

I mean in general, it's

My favorite thing like I love

Doing porn and shoots and stuff like that

Especially because civilian dick is so fucking mid. Is it? Yeah very much so

But I mean obviously like those days where I wake up and I'm just like not feeling it and I'm like

Fuck it. I don't want to do this

And if it's just an only fan shoot all always cancel it because

It's not something you should have to do if you don't feel like it

but if it's like a browser shoot or something

I'm just like

vibrator get yourself in the mood like we have to work

So you master bit before you go on set and that'll get you kind of in the zone

Yeah

This smart

What's the craziest stuff that you've done on camera and that you plan on doing on camera?

I haven't really done that much crazy stuff on camera. I tried to I tried to do a golden shower video

And I already was not really about it

And it was just like me and this guy that like I used to fuck with when we were in the shower

And I was like oh well

This is like as good a time as any we're in the shower

And so I was already so like has this in about it

And I like pressed record and I was like it's already recording and he's like okay

And he peed on me. We did a whole video

And then I was like, okay, let me see the video and he had pressed like and record

I got peed on something

I already knew I already knew far this is where this is going

But you didn't enjoy the experience the pee on your face

No, not on my face just on my tits and stuff and he's just you found it kind of gross

It was fine because it was in the shower. It wasn't a little hydrated. He was well hydrated

I had made sure

But it comes out. It's like golden yellow

It's like a static

Every time I walk out of the house and I smell my dogs piss all over the wall outside the door

It makes me not want to ever do anything involving pee

I I feel like the dog pee smells a lot worse than human pee, but yeah, it's really true

I've seen her get peed on by another adult star one time when we were fucked up at a party back in the day

I didn't smell anything. Did you like it?

Me or her?

I felt pretty not concerned with it. Yeah, I didn't really care

I don't know

But I don't think I could ever like put it in my mouth

Like I see girls who like hold it in their mouth

And it's like dripping out the sides and they're like waiting

to swallow it or something and I like don't think I could do that

Some people are really extra with it

I've seen guys like pea and girls pajamas and stuff

Which I don't think that's healthy. Yeah

It's going very sanitary. I feel like if you're at the top of the porn industry

You really shouldn't have to do that kind of stuff

If you listen to it, you want to? Yeah, yeah, if you want to but for me

This is like backroom twitter video

I feel like that's something I might do if I had to do that

But being that I don't feel like I have to I probably was not gonna

Um, okay, but what could you see yourself doing anal on camera? Is that up for grabs?

I have done anal on camera once but it was with a micro penis. Oh wait a real micro penis. Yeah, how micro we talk like

I find what you find Craigslist obviously no

Um, it wasn't like a micro penis was like

This big is that a micro penis? I would say yeah, I think a micro penis technically is more like an intro too

Okay. Well, I was like

a very small penis like this big like hard and only like

This big room

So I was like if there's anyone I'm gonna let stick in my ass full. It's this guy. Right? It's like a butt plug basically

Yeah, it's not even that big. Yeah, basically I got like a big butt on you too. It must have been hard for him to get in there

Looking once yeah, so what did you think? I know it was just micro penis, but was it was a good experience? It was

Okay

He's not a performer though. So he didn't do it right and he just like stuck it the fucking

And like oh my god, the video is so bad because we're like we were just like on some like fucking shit

Yeah, the video is just like the worst video of all time like

We're all messy the angles are bad the sometimes I love that

Love that yeah, but when it comes to doing anal you got to film it right or it's hard to see it

They're not gonna see what you're doing if you submit from like almost every angle

What is your favorite thing to do on camera off camera sexually?

um

I love writing because that's like the only time I work out basically

So I like to like be up in there

Um, it also just feels the best I feel like for me more and more

I'm getting into being on top. I used to be so lazy

But doggy hurts for me so much now that I'm like let me get on top of you, which is in your favor. Yeah. Yeah

possibly last question

What was the thought process behind getting all the tattoos and did you realize that it might you know be a little

Difficult few in the industry because I know some people don't book girls with tattoos

Yeah, so I mean I never planned on getting in this industry, but

I my face top my first one was only my third tattoo ever

And it's so corny, but this is like real shit

I heard a little sky song and he was

He was

He was like I got tattoos on my face. I used that shit as motivation

I could never get a job. So for my dream. I'm dedicated and I was like low key like that makes sense

I was like I never want a real job and

I didn't like do it consciously for that reason but like subconsciously

I think I was like kind of trying to

Give insurance that I would never have to like work a nine to five and shit like that

I was gonna say that the broken heart face tattoo is kind of like a sound cloud era classic

I remember a lot of that back in the day, you know

I got it for a little peep. I was actually at breakfast the other day and some like nine-year-old boy came up to me

And he's like you look like a sound cloud rapper

And his dad was like I'm so sorry. I was like it's fine. I get it

Amazing people forget how much kids loved a little peep because I remember like

Moms coming through my store back in the day and they would have like their kids dressed as little peep

And they'd be like obsessed with them and shit. Yeah, I love little

Someone told you that kids told you that flam. Oh my gosh kids will say fucking anything

And then I was sitting with the family for a little bit because our tables were next to each other. We dressed like this

No, okay

I was I was in my eat more pussy hoodie though, but

Where does it sit on your body?

My leg

But I was just talking with the kid for like 30 minutes

He's talking to me about like all his favorite rappers and da-da-da

And he's like oh, have you ever heard of?

Whatever the fuck he said and I was like, no, is he good? And he's like, yeah, he's good. You should listen to him

My dad's is a fat trainee though

Who was he talking about?

I don't remember the name he said but the parents like freaked out and they're like, okay, it's time to leave

I

Having the tattoo that says more pussy is that like basically like

Convince every guy that he's got a year pussy. I feel like that would make way more dudes do it

Um, I think it does but that's not why I got it. I got it during a business meeting actually

Um, yeah, as one does. Yeah, what kind of business meeting?

Uh, so I met with this like really rich guy who's in the music industry and he wanted to start getting into only fans

So he wanted to partner with me as like I could find the girls and like give like intel and da-da-da

And so we had a meeting and we're like, we're gonna start this brand

All this and that and then we went to sushi and then we went to the club and then we're lit

And we ended up at a tattoo shop on six street in Austin

And um, he was like, what if we got like matching tattoos that said eat more pussy

I was like, that's a fucking great idea

And it was only his second tattoo ever. I was like, who are you?

You sound fun to hang out with like I could just propose anything and you'd be like, sure

Let's do it down his fuck

Right. Okay. Well, uh, I think we should eat more pussy. I think it's time

Eat at least some pussy. Let's go. Okay. Cool. Thank you

Okay, I want these all these all

I'm staring at them for like two hours

This is a little wardrobe project

Very cute though. Thank you for bringing this to wow. I I cannot believe these are real holy shit

I have to confess I lied they're fake. Oh

Wait, I feel very real they check everybody so I'm like, I might as well say that they're real

You know back there

Yes, wow

Look amazing. Thank you

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You're right. She just had a birdie back there

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I got a little more word. I got a year of pussy

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I guess

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That deck feels so good

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You got any more

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Oh, oh, oh fuck maybe yes, just like that just like that. Go fucking deep, baby

Right there

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You too, man.

You.

You.

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It's not today, listen.

It's not a different work.

I like it.

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You take it so good

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Yes, put it right all over her perfect titties

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Oh, yeah, oh my gosh

So fucking hot that was so fun