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Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Adam 22 and I'm joined by my absolute snack of a wife

Lenna the plug never know what you're gonna say to me in this podcast switch it up every time

It's like a the Simpsons intro bar was writing a different thing on the chalkboard every episode

That's like me anyway today. We're sitting down on this here orange couch with a very beautiful drink of water

By the name of Mimi Malibu

Hi, how's it going?

Good, what about you guys? We're great happy to have you here happy to learn all as much as possible about you

She's so excited so far. I've learned she's very soft soap soap spoke in and she has like a sexy voice

You know this going on which is surprising for an Italian because usually we're known to yell all the time

I feel like Italian and sexy soft is also things that go together for me

Listen she comes from an Armenian family and everyone is loud as fuck compared to my family where literally I am part Italian

Her family the level the decibel level on any given family hangout is so extreme

Yes, another level. I mean you only have like three people in your whole family

I have so many people in my family and we're all pretty quiet and reserved and well-spoken and you and your family are all

Just screaming over each other at all times. It's not about us Mimi. It's about you

Is your family loud? They're very loud. Yeah, very loud. I grew up in

chaotic household of just yelling, but it wasn't yelling. It's just it's just how we talk passion

Yeah, of Italian were you an only child? I have a half sister, but I'm the only Italian

Okay, I didn't know this about Italy

But when I was in Italy I learned that the birth rate is super low is it that's what I learned

And I just thought like because you have the per like picture of a big Italian American family here

I feel like that's going away because the economy is so fucked that everyone's like how are we gonna have kids?

Nobody has a job. Yeah, I'm a woman in Italy who had like three kids and she said that like everyone thought she was crazy for having three

Kids which I'm like wait what?

You need the opportunity you need a robust social security net in order for people to want to really make kids

Anyway, this isn't about society. This is about you. Where exactly are you from? Tell us a little bit about where you're coming from

So I'm Sicilian from the south of Italy. Okay, it's like a separate island

It is I love it. It's we consider ourselves

Not even Italian. We're like another level of Italian. We think we're the best and all of Italy hates us

And we hate all of Italy. Don't you guys get Italy a bad reputation?

We do I heard that like the mob is kind of gone but like not in Sicily

That's like the first thing everyone asks me is like is it your mob related?

Are you in the mob?

Is your dad is your grandfather in the mafia?

I feel like that's an American thing cuz like what parts of its own culture do we interact with like, you know mob movies and spaghetti?

And that's it. Yes

But okay, so pretty average bringing or anything notable during that part of your life

Pretty average upbringing, honestly

Pretty lucky to have

Really supportive close immediate family even though I did live the traditional

Italian life, you know Catholic family

Making sauce on Sundays

Meatballs everything and so when did you come to America?

So I was born in Canada

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Then I went back to Europe and grew up there

Came back. I was my life's a mess. I

was just traveling all over the world growing up and

Went back to Canada to live with my dad did my high school there and now I'm in Vegas nice

and so at what point so you graduated high school yes and

What what did you attempt to do after high school?

So after high school I got a job

Right away because I didn't know what I wanted to do. I was a little bit of

Rebel in school. I was always like an artist. I didn't want to do the let's science e-math

college stuff

So I started working right away at the mall fashion

Sephora those like beauty stores and then I became an aesthetician

Okay, so I was specialized in medical aesthetics. I had a salon

injecting people I was not injecting I was a laser specialist people can inject people are like wow you're amazing

Yeah, I don't know what the laws are over here and in Canada you have to be a registered nurse

I think here you're also supposed to be a registered nurse, but I feel like people just be injecting people. Oh people care

Yeah, they'll do anything same with a couple dollars

And so what what moment did you decide to pivot into oh F I assume it started with oh F it did

I actually was modeling also as soon as I turned 18

I was in a modeling agency. I was a runway model and I love that

But I wanted to get my boobs done because I was always like super skinny and flop-tested

I was like a double a and it's just understood if you get your titties done you're out of that modeling world

It's just over over especially a runway model. Wow because you have to be like a coat hanger

Yeah, really and

They were threatening to like break my contract

If I did that so I said buck you I'm gonna get tits and

They broke your contract for for the only fans are for the boobs first my boobs

Okay

I used to data grow who was like a runway like fit model like she would have to try on all the clothes that the

Models were gonna wear whatever and there would just be like a period of the year where she would have to just drop like 15 pounds

20 like a crazy amount of weight just to like be able to fit into the shit that these girls and she was probably already

Fett super skinny. Yeah, it's crazy. It's a very

Hard industry mentally like I would go to fittings with one company and mind you this was in the same day

Mm-hmm. I'd go see one company

I was too skinny for them all the fittings they put me was like kind of loose and then a couple hours later

I'd go to another fitting. He's like you're perfect

But your hips are like just a little too wide. Mm-hmm, and it's like my bone. I can't change my bone structure

Why'd you want to get your boobs done?

Especially given that it would fuck up your job at that time. I mean the pay wasn't that great

I'm not gonna lie. Would you get for one show? I would get like a couple hundred bucks

But that was like after a year when I started I was working for free

Oh, wow just to get my name out there to meet all of these designers

They'd like me they'd book me again and then I'd end up, you know getting a pay

Okay, so it's not that great, but you just wanted the boobs. You just thought it was hot. It was a personal thing

I was always super skinny and like kind of insecure about that, you know with clothes. Nothing really fit nice

Um and like I got them small like I don't think I overdid it. No, but they were they were still like no

We're gonna break your contract. So I quit I was like fuck you. I'm gonna get boobs

I'm gonna be hot

and I'm gonna be an independent model and that led to

sexy photos and then nude photos and then

Only fans and so okay drug one sexy photo

You were into only fans by around what age like how long did it take before you?

22 okay, so about two years ago. That's when I opened my account. I started posting

More like lingerie or like implied nude photos almost everybody starts slow. Yeah

Yeah, and then when you see the money coming in you just

Take it all and where were you advertising yourself?

Like did you already have a little bit of a following from modeling or I did yes, but it was a completely different world like all the

models I was friends with

it was kind of like frowned upon that I was

doing only fans and I wasn't in the

You know like top model industry anymore. I was like the dirty little so they started treating you differently

Absolutely. Absolutely

Um

Lost a lot of connections a lot of designers that I was working with

Especially because I got my boobs and I wanted to get tattoos and everything so I just killed my

Modeling career. It's not like I'm gonna go hard with only fans might as well

I wanted to take before you put a dick in your mouth on all events

Um, I would say maybe like three four months. Okay, and how'd you end up finding this dick?

It was my ex boyfriend

Just whoever was around you're the one with it out

Was he happy to take part in this?

He was he was he was so down for it. He was super supportive actually, but he's not only fans guy

He was just happy to get a blow job. Of course. Why do you think that?

We broke up because I didn't want to fuck him anymore. I wanted to fuck girls

Oh, so you wanted to date him and then fuck girls. Yeah, but I just wanted him as like my side

Where are you gonna get from him? Yeah, I could imagine a lot of guys not really appreciating that. Yeah, what content

Oh, I mean, I think we could have fucked girls together

That would have been hot. I don't want to fuck you. I want to fuck other girls

But actually I changed my mind. I want to do only fans. So now I will fuck you, but it's just for money. Yes, this poor bastard

I do feel bad for him. Did he not want to be involved in the three-sumps?

No, no, no, no, I couldn't see you sign that no

That's how I know that I would have got into only fans even if I didn't meet you early on

Because at some point some girl would have been like I'll say you take but I got a reporter for only fans on open like okay

For you to not show your face in the beginning. I feel like you forgot. Yeah

No, it's actually the first time that I see a guy that was like insecure about other girls

Mm-hmm. Well, cuz you let him know like I'd rather fuck them than fuck you. Yeah, so do you

Light girls like actually like girls and do you know that you like them before only fans or is this something you found out?

I think I found out

When I started doing only fans cuz whenever I had a shoot with a girl

I was super excited and when I had a shoot with a guy I was like

Like okay, just get it over with so do you always have girls in your scenes then or do you do one-on-ones with guys?

Honestly, I have a hard time selling girl on girl only really because that's what I started with so it's

Out there already people just want to see me get fucked. Yeah, so how many dudes have you fucked on all the fans of this

Point you only done for like a year, right? I've been taking it seriously for a year

Yes, but now I've been in Vegas for like three weeks and I think I've fucked like maybe

14 guys

Yeah, not a lot of off days there. No, I'm surprised I'm okay

So you moved to Vegas just because you knew that there would be a bunch of good dicks to work with out there

Or what was the plan there? Absolutely in Canada. There is no one there is maybe like

for

200 only fans girls. There's like three quality guys. I mean that's drama cuz one of one of the girls

Digged at that guy and then you worked with her a year ago

And now you fucked her ex for content and now she's mad and she's paying money to get your Instagram taken down. Oh God

California there are no X's in the porn game

So I packed up my shit and I lost I feel like even my best

Male friend in the porn game wouldn't hold it against me if we shut

Flug talk with his ex girlfriend if she did porn. That's just like that's how the game goes

There's no feelings in it. Yeah, it's just it's work. I would fuck around with him, but I'll be like yeah

I got a banger girl to the sorry

You're just work. It's just work. So like guys in Vegas

Like are you working with reputable like only fans guys or studio guys? Are you just like going on Tinder and club promoters?

No, I'm terrified of Tinder. I'm actually very picky with who I work with so usually industry guys

reputable only fans

performers directors how's the porn dick versus

civilian dick that you're getting before

Um

You know what the last time I had civilian dick was that guy I dated mmm from what I remember

I think it's I mean he had a pretty good dick. I can't lie. I think he had a porn dick. Okay, good for it

It's comparable how much does only fans change your life like as it made you a dramatically happier person

Then when you were doing this model thing, it's made me into someone that works 24 seven

I'm stressed out 24 seven

I

Actually told myself that I would like quit the nine to five life

To do only fans, but now I'm just working

24 sevens

Well, I love it 14 scenes in three weeks. Yeah, that does sound like approaching a full-time job

Yeah, I mean I have a lot to catch up to because I was in Canada just doing nothing

Mmm. So are you planning on making a go at like being a real porn star and shooting

Pro scenes or is that not something you've really had a chance to think about yet? I've done a couple

Oh, yeah, I did just have a browser scene release, which I'm really excited about

So I'm kind of like dipping my toes in the pro scenes to see how I like it. How was your day on set?

It was amazing. I loved it. They were great. What kind of scene was it? It was

A scene where I had like my boyfriend and like a sneaky link was like a bit of foot fetish in there as well

It was a huge squirting scene like poor camera guy. He should have brought an umbrella. Oh my god

Okay, the lens. He's like wait. I gotta go wipe it out. What about one of those radiation suits

Yeah, you know in the movies. I got like the full orange bodysuit. Yeah, I mean

I don't think scored as a radioactive though. You don't know wish I was some wild bitches

Really? I mean, I guess it depends what they drink before

Was it like green if they don't have enough electrolytes

Could be radioactive

But okay, what are your favorite things sexually like what really turns you on?

What really turns me on I really like to give oral pleasure

That's like always been my favorite thing. So sucking dick or eating pussy icon tags

I like come when I'm giving someone pleasure. I love it. Really?

It's a love it. Wow. I love that. I love that for you. I love that for me too

What about anal? What is your thought process on anal? I understand you've had some weird experiences in that regard

I I have serious ass trauma

Okay, tell me about it. Was this an on-camera experience? It wasn't. Oh the first time actually no

I was hooking up with a guy and

We were like I was in doggy

And I guess I was just so wet and he was going so hard as dick just slipped out

And went right in my ass. Almost thighs

full force no lube not ready big dick

anal virgin like

The faster I screamed so loud. I can't even imagine that I can't even imagine my dick just accidentally entering an ass

I feel like it would just bang against the outside because unless you've got it lubed up and fingered and like ready to go

I feel like it's like impossible to get that thing

I mean I was into I was into the sex, you know, I was like relaxed and everything and then it just

He went right in

Did you have to go to the hospital? I did. I went to the ER

I was just pissing blood like I didn't know that much blood could come out

of an asshole like it was just running down my leg like on each leg and

I was in so much pain

It was a disaster like my sheets were full of blood. Did you hold it against this dude or did you think it was really an accident?

I mean, I think it was an accident. Honestly, he felt bad, but then he left

So I went while you were in the hospital or no, I went to the hospital alone. He was like, oh my god

I feel so bad. I don't know what to do. I think I'm gonna go and this is your random guy. This is your ex

No, this was like like a fling I had like we fucked like maybe three four times and then that

He should have gone to the hospital with you. Right? What's fuck? Maybe it's something to do. No, I think he was embarrassed

He was probably embarrassed. Honestly, he should be more embarrassed than he left

As a guy though, you're like, well, I mean I really didn't sign up for all this. I just wanted to fuck

I didn't want to be a caretaker

I just wanted to nut

and

No, he probably he probably felt like an idiot

Like damn, I was just trying to get some pussy and here I go destroying your butthole goddamn

So when you got to the hospital, what did they say? What was their diagnosis of what happened to your butth

So what they explained to me was that you have like two muscles in your ass like

One that you can control right and then the outer one which you don't

and that one was like torn. Oh, so um

Did you have to explain to them like I accidentally this accidentally happened to me just sex?

Oh my god, I was I was in so much pain. I was like, I don't care

Whatever this fucking doctor thinks of me like I need

Serious like help. So what was the the plan they put you on to heal your butthole?

Um, obviously no anal sex. I was on laxatives

And like a little bit too much shit. It hurts so much. Wow. No, it hurts to fart

Oh

Like just anything with my ass

How long?

for about a week I don't anything I didn't shit for like a week. Oh my god and

Even though I was on laxatives on a liquid diet. I was too scared. It was so painful

I'd wake up during the night and have like these cramps and like my asshole was just like spazzing

Okay, let's just say anal is off the table for her forever

Well, is it is it off the table forever or just like for now?

I wish I could do it. I've tried and it just never works out

I have I don't know if it's my trauma. Yeah

Or if there's actually something wrong with my ass now

A lot of it is mental

So like you can the way you're like open you're like I was open and relaxed when you were having sex

Like I feel like you could do that with your asshole too

But because you already have this like fear informing your experience. Yeah

But I don't I just don't know if I see it happening for you. I mean it sucks because I love

I love butt plugs. I love like small obviously

Ass toys like I'll come right away, but now I'm like traumatized of a dick

Maybe you need like a really small dick. Yeah, like a starter penis like yeah, baby. That's me, right?

Do you know anyone?

No, I feel like that's me

Starter penis that's what you want him to be known for. I'm like that, right? This is thickness. I don't know

Link

I've got a thumb style dick and like thicknesses like this. Oh, that would be a perfect penis size for her

That's just yeah

Yeah, it's a good starter penis. That's not you. I haven't shoved my thumb in a button a long time

I want to listen to future and do that sometime

Okay, I'll put it in your calendar. I'm gonna put my thumb in her butt. Yeah

Um, okay, so like where are you at right now in your

Journey and and what was your thought process in terms of reaching out to us to come on here

So now that I am based in the States, it's a lot easier for me to grow in

In the industry

I'm making a lot more connections

Which I'm happy about because I I felt like I reached a certain level

And because I didn't have really good creators to work with and network with I was just like

Stuck there and it was like a plateau, you know when you can't lose any more weight

Like

so

Yeah, I mean I've been watching you guys since I started

And I was really excited

When you guys messaged me, I've been like harassing you guys commenting on every tweet instagram

So yeah, no idea. Yeah, I don't know

So that makes me feel like maybe I should be paying more attention

IDM you back in like January and you liked my DM

Oh, that's so me. That's so me

So rude

Just take a look like a message

Immediately forget that you looked at the message and then never look at the game. God. That's very forgetful

Don't worry

What a piece of shit. Anyway, I'm gonna really do my best to make it up for you

Um with what we have going on today

I think we're gonna really like solidify our relationship and and that that liking of the message and then ghosting that'll be ancient history

Maybe one day you'll put your starter thumb in my butt

We'll see. Don't send me with a good time. That sounds amazing. Oh, love to. Yeah

Okay, let's go

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