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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:10,708 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,625 [hip-hop song playing] 3 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,375 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 4 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ The way that I be movin' Boy, I can't be human ♪ 5 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:47,291 ♪ Shorty bought a Gucci But I bought a Louis ♪ 6 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:49,958 - ♪ Yeah, asked her why she pick it... ♪ - [grunting] 7 00:00:50,041 --> 00:00:51,833 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 8 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,958 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 9 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:57,375 ♪ Now I got it boomin' Now I got it boomin' ♪ 10 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,166 ♪ The way that I be movin' Boy, I can't be human ♪ 11 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,490 ♪ Still ridin' with the squad ♪ 12 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,916 ♪ Hangin' out the window Screamin'...the other side ♪ 13 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,120 ♪ We gonna hit the city And get lit and catch a vibe ♪ 14 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,583 ♪ Trying to leave with a couple baddies Stickin' to my side ♪ 15 00:01:08,666 --> 00:01:11,291 ♪ Where the fatty body hop We'll kick it like karate chop ♪ 16 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:17,041 [slurps] 17 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,333 [computer beeping] 18 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:29,708 [barking] 19 00:01:33,916 --> 00:01:35,458 Ohm... 20 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,833 [whirring] 21 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:44,458 [breathes sharply] 22 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,291 [country music playing over radio] 23 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:49,583 [exhales sharply] 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,208 Hi. 25 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,375 [whirring stops] 26 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,333 Hm. 27 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:12,166 [gasps] 28 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,541 What's up with you? 29 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,375 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 30 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,416 [whining] 31 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,666 - [whirring] - You need some energetic healing, buddy. 32 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:30,083 [whirring stops] 33 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:33,625 [growling] 34 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,333 [dramatic music playing] 35 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:40,500 - [dog barking] - [whirring] 36 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,583 [gasps] Oh. 37 00:02:43,666 --> 00:02:44,958 [whimpering] 38 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:55,926 [man 1 on phone] Thanks for calling Vacuubot, 39 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:59,458 purveyors of America's finest automated vacuum cleaners. 40 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,375 For English, press one. 41 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,833 - [man 2 speaks in Spanish on phone] - [keypad beeps] 42 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:08,500 [man 1] You've asked to speak to a human representative. 43 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:12,750 The current wait time is six hours and 14 minutes. 44 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,500 [scoffs] Seriously? 45 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:17,208 If you have a repair query, press one. If you need... 46 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:18,500 Alrighty then, 47 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,208 have you tried turning your Vacuubot off and on again? 48 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:24,666 Huh. 49 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,958 [gasps] 50 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:28,458 Ah. There you are. 51 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,583 [electricity crackling] 52 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:31,666 Ow! 53 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,583 Our onboard GOLDEN YEARS system 54 00:03:33,666 --> 00:03:36,583 tells us you've somehow activated Purge Mode. 55 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:39,500 This feature is designed to eradicate small pests 56 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,916 - such as insects, spiders and mice. - The hell? 57 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,041 But in certain situations, larger prey 58 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,958 - like pets and some humans - What? 59 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:49,583 could be targeted. We're sorry for any inconvenience. 60 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:51,666 [suspenseful music playing] 61 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,750 [gasps, then screams] 62 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,208 [panting] 63 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,875 If your Vacuubot has decided to purge all living things, press three. 64 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:23,083 To end Purge Mode, you will need to access the options menu. 65 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:26,666 To do that, you will need to distract Vacuubot to get close. 66 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,583 We suggest throwing something at it, like a blanket or pet. 67 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:33,666 What in the Bodhisattva is going on here? Are you fucking kidding me? 68 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,916 The automated system has detected high levels of profanity. 69 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,208 Your bad attitude has been filed in our customer database. 70 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:41,583 [yells] 71 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,041 [panting] 72 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,958 No. 73 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,958 [grunts, then groans] 74 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:17,541 Now then, have you calmed your sassy boots down? 75 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,500 - [breathing deeply] - If so, press one. 76 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:21,583 That's better. 77 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,583 So are you willing to throw your pet at the Vacuubot? 78 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:27,333 Press one for yes, two for no. 79 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,791 What do you mean, "no"? 80 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:31,416 It could come down to you or it, and believe this, 81 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,000 any pet would sacrifice you in an instant. 82 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,000 Look into their cold, animal eyes and tell me they wouldn't. 83 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,833 Come on, press "yes." 84 00:05:39,916 --> 00:05:43,583 - [dramatic music playing] - [whines] 85 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:46,500 Fine, throw whatever you've got over the Vacuubot 86 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:50,291 and while it struggles to be free, zip in close and turn it off. 87 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:53,000 - [doorknob clicks] - [gasps] 88 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,333 [whimpers] 89 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,166 [growling] 90 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:08,250 [shrieks] 91 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,083 [dramatic music playing] 92 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:17,250 [panting] 93 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,166 - [doors lock] - [gasps] 94 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,666 Uh-oh. When you attacked your Vacuubot, you activated 95 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,541 - its HOME GUARD security mode, - "Attacked"? 96 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:30,541 - and it's identified you as a trespasser. - You told me to. 97 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:35,125 Vacuubot will classify any area it's cleaned as its personal territory. 98 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,375 Has this Vacuubot cleaned your entire home? 99 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:39,375 [humming] 100 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:40,916 [banging] 101 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 [mouthing] Help! 102 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:43,291 Hm. 103 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,416 - Hey, help! - Well, it's Vacuubot's house now. 104 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,208 We suggest you run. 105 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:50,208 [suspenseful music playing] 106 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,166 [dog whimpers] 107 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,041 [Vacuubot whirring] 108 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,750 [dramatic music playing] 109 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,375 - Have you left yet? - [gasps] 110 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,541 - When you've reached minimum safe distance - Shut up. 111 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,375 - from Vacuubot's territory, press one. - [whimpering] 112 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:15,583 Fluff and fold, motherfucker! 113 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,041 [suspenseful music playing] 114 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:19,333 [grunting] 115 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,583 [dog barking] 116 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:26,583 [groans] 117 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,666 Damn it. 118 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,625 - [shrieks then whimpers] - [Bill] Step aside, ladies. 119 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:53,666 [dramatic music playing] 120 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,708 [electricity crackling] 121 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,000 Congratulations, 122 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:33,791 you've stopped the unstoppable killing machine that is Vacuubot. 123 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:37,375 Unfortunately, you can't stay here though. The Vacuubot has forwarded 124 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:41,916 all recorded information about you to every Vacuubot model in operation, 125 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,041 [upbeat music playing] 126 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,625 all of whom will now hunt you ceaselessly until your DNA 127 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:49,166 has been cleansed from the surface of the planet. 128 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:53,291 This is your life now, to hide and wander. 129 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,833 Never a moment's rest in this barren wasteland 130 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,708 that is now your existence. 131 00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:59,791 [car engine revving] 132 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,708 Unless you'd like to purchase a place on the exclusive Vacuubot 133 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,875 - termination whitelist. - Go to hell. 134 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:16,208 For a special introductory rate, press one. 135 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,333 [theme music playing] 10311

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