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THE TIME WE HAVE LEFT
IN PEACE AND TRANQUILITY
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BLEACH
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Let me ask you a question.
Are you feeling disheartened?
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Gloomy, apathetic, depressed?
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In short, you feel alive?
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Did you know that
since the red planet appeared,
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fossil fuel consumption
has dropped by 90%?
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Got used to the idea
that the world was going to end?
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Well, it's better now than it was before.
What a disgrace.
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Feeling nostalgic about something
that never happened?
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That'll be apocalyptic anxiety.
But don't worry, you're not alone.
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The Community of Colleagues
of the Apocalypse wants what you want.
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The peace of mind of knowing
that tomorrow will never come.
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The question isn't, "What kind of planet
do we want to leave for our children?"
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The real question is, "Do we actually
want to leave them a planet at all?"
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So you want the world to end?
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COCA
FOR A DECENT APOCALYPSE
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Well, just wait until you get old.
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And if you're in a hurry,
throw yourselves off a bridge.
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-Well, it's just...
-Go on. Get the hell out of here.
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CRIME IS SOARING
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Since the end of the world
was first announced,
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crime rates have risen by 110%.
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My insurance company won't cover me.
I've got full coverage.
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But they say you can't insure
against the apocalypse. Motherfuckers!
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Average citizens are now part
of criminal gangs.
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There are lots of divorced people.
Fearless people with nothing to lose.
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Motherfuckers.
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VIOLENT ROBBERIES MULTIPLY
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"Its rider was given power
to take peace from the Earth
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"and to make people kill each other."
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Come and get me, show your faces!
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"To him was given a large sword."
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Are you the red planet, dude?
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Come over here so I can knock
some sense into you, piece of shit!
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Come get me.
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MESSAGE TO THE PLANET
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Let's get into a fistfight.
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Piece of shit!
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I don't have insurance,
but I got balls, fuckers.
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Bang! Bang!
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We ask the public
to place their trust in law enforcement.
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All members of the police and armed forces
have resigned from their posts.
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We also have the right
to have a fucking great time.
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-Trust.
-Am I right?
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People in the streets are celebrating.
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Fearless people.
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Motherfuckers!
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-Trust.
-Come get me.
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The three fundamental pillars of life are:
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happiness, survival...
and I don't remember the last one.
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He said I'm a whore,
but I'm nothing of the sort.
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Those responsible for cleaning the streets
have also resigned.
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It stinks.
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ANYWAY
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The coming weeks
will be hard for all of us.
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Go get it, Coco.
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But we must stay calm.
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Violence is never the answer.
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I know how I want to spend my last days,
doing what I've always done:
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exercising, reading a good book
or making a tasty risotto.
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I want to spend the time I have left
in peace
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and tranquility
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with my family by my side.
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This message is brought to you
by the Ministry of the Interior.
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State Department for the Disintegration.
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Please, stay home. Everything will be...
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...exercising, reading a good book
or making...
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I want to spend the time I have left
in peace...
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...with my family by my side.
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... brought to you
by the Ministry of the Interior.
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He's in bad shape.
He's been like this for two weeks now.
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Yeah, but... Tomás? Are you sure?
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We could use him.
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Right, but I just can't see him
being a team player.
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He'll get used to it.
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What skills does he have?
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Well, he's...
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my friend.
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So another good-for-nothing.
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Listen, after his breakup and all,
he just needs a distraction.
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When Yoli left me,
I signed up for pottery classes.
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How did that go?
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I tried to make a cup,
but I didn't want to get my hands dirty.
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I've got this thing about clay.
When I was a kid, I thought it was poop.
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Nobody explained it to me.
I never ate off clay plates.
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I never really got over it.
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-Look...
-Would you eat off a plate made of poop?
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Please.
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I'll go first.
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Hey.
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They say he shot the ad in exchange
for a one way ticket up to the satellite.
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You know,
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the one where all the rich and famous are.
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Well, fuck them.
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I hope they never come back.
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Tomás.
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I want to introduce you
to some friends of mine.
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We've got this group, this team.
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We have a good time together
and I thought you might want to join us.
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It's nothing...
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sexual.
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Well...
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This is...
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Come on.
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Come here.
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Hey, be careful, dude.
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Move over. There you go.
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Come on.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!
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Come on, join us.
You could use some fresh air.
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You just need some air, Tomás.
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We're heading out on patrol.
Why don't you come?
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You already know Molina.
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This is Manoli, she's paralympic
world champion in archery.
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And remember Curro?
He's Molina's nephew, Pili's kid.
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-I'm a streamer.
-You were.
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Without the police, it's down to us,
the Four Horsemen.
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We try to make sure
things don't get out of hand.
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It's like a jungle out there
and we're like Tarzan.
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-Please don't say that.
-What? It's a good slogan.
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-It's shit.
-Well...
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So? Are you in?
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Didn't you want the world
to go back to how it was before?
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That's what we Horsemen do.
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This coffee tastes like shit.
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So this is what you were doing
every Tuesday afternoon?
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Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Molina and I started out a few months ago
after the police and the Civil Guard quit.
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Then Manoli and my nephew joined us.
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But now is when we Horsemen are needed.
It's time to rebuild.
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Well, there's plenty to do.
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And plenty of bastards in our way.
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Yeah, there's a whole host
of badass gangs around town.
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Obviously, we're keeping a tally.
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At the highway exit to the north
we have the Junkiedrome.
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Doctors, civil servants, sportsmen...
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Even the mayor's hooked on heroin.
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Many educated, well-prepared junkies.
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They're like zombies,
but really fast ones.
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You have to keep out of their territory.
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But it's better to avoid some places,
like that one or... Los Álamos.
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Los Álamos is dangerous now?
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It's hell over there.
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It's the Garcías' territory now.
They used to live in shacks by the river.
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They read Marx and,
with all the apocalypse craziness,
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they moved to a rich area.
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Now they won't stop talking about
capital gains and wealth distribution.
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The beach belongs
to those Perpetual Help bastards.
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An alliance between lifeguards
and the guys that rented out sun loungers.
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Now they control all access to the beach.
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Then there are The Keys,
computer programmers.
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Since the Internet collapsed, they got
nothing to do and don't give a fuck.
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Who would've thought it was computers
keeping those sons of bitches in line.
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Curro here was one of them.
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But I got out in time.
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I've seen a lot of shit.
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The ones who gatecrashed the barbecue
at Romero's were The Keys.
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They like sneaking into houses.
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But the most dangerous gang of all...
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is José Antonio.
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-José Antonio.
-José Antonio.
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-José Antonio?
-Don't ask.
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You don't want to know.
Never mention José Antonio again.
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What the hell?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Morning! We're just vandalizing
this bus stop.
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The apocalypse is a joint effort.
We all have to do our part.
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A small act alone may not seem like much,
but all those small acts together
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can make all the difference!
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-What?
-We're from COCA,
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Community of Colleagues of the Apocalypse.
Nice to meet you.
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Curro, the notebook.
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We're the Five Horsemen
of the Apocalypse. Our work...
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-Five?
-Yes.
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Five horsemen?
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Yeah, we know. There were four of us,
but Romero keeps inviting people.
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Curro, it doesn't matter.
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-What matters is that we want to--
-Tomás?
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Holy shit, Tominator!
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This is the kamikaze I told you about.
Remember? The dude's a legend.
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-The fireworks and placenta guy?
-That's him.
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Shit, man, I thought you were dead!
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No. I think you must be mistaken.
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It's me, Toño!
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Remember? We were high as kites,
but we had a fucking awesome time.
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Right. Still not coming to me, really...
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Your friend is one crazy motherfucker!
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We spent a week partying in a water park.
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But... remember the penguins?
That was some crazy shit.
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Really, I wish I could remember but...
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-I don't think it was quite that crazy.
-We had a great time, right?
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Good times.
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But at what cost?
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I mean, everything made sense
with a grand finale on the horizon, but...
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without that finale,
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how could we do that
to the penguins, dude?
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I'll never be able to forgive myself.
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We have to get going.
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Tominator?
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I don't know.
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Horsemen,
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we must do something about this.
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When you said you guys
were night vigilantes
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patrolling the streets
and fighting bad guys,
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this isn't quite what I had in mind.
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Captain!
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I need more soap!
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Of course. Catch.
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-They're really fond of you, aren't they?
-And I am fond of them.
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All we need is a place in this world,
a mission.
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The Horsemen represents "home" to us.
That's why... I want you to join.
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I'm not calling you Captain.
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Fine by me, soldier.
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The world is totally screwed.
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You know cleaning a bus shelter
isn't going to fix it, right?
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Won't do any harm either.
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Tomás...
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that guy just now,
you know him, don't you?
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It seems you two had a great time together
during the apocalypse.
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It was no big deal.
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I don't know,
you've been here for weeks now
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and you still haven't told me
what you've been up to or with whom.
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Tomás?
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Tomás?
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There's nothing to tell, Juan.
I mean, I don't want to talk about it.
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I don't want to remember, okay?
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Right, but why
didn't you say anything? I...
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I would have come with you.
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-All done, Captain.
-Perfect.
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Great job.
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Does anyone know when the 5 is due?
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It should be here any minute now.
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In five minutes.
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At this rate, I won't make it
to the movies on time.
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At least you're going to the movies.
I'm late for work and I've got a meeting.
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-This damn 5 is always running late.
-But it has a good ramp.
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-True.
-The 30 is awful.
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Full of old folks stinking of cat piss.
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At least you always get a seat.
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-Dude...
-Look, what I meant was,
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since it's always full, it's a good thing
that at least she'll be seated.
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Anyway...
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I'm taking the bus today
because my car's at the mechanic
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and I have to pick up my daughter.
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It ain't cheap. "Support public transport"
they say, but...
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00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,400
It's the same with the bike lane.
That comes out of our pockets.
248
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,080
True that.
249
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,200
I can't wait to get my license.
250
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,599
Get down!
251
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,440
Fucking kids.
252
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,440
Hey, come here!
253
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,520
Your fucking dad can go fuck himself.
254
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,839
-There were at least 15 of them.
-They're organized.
255
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,440
A new gang. Put it in the notebook.
256
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,680
The Kids Gang, made up of kids.
They throw stones. Done.
257
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,160
-Stop squirming.
-Let go of me, old man!
258
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,120
-The rest escaped, but not this one.
-Pedophile!
259
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,560
Hey, keep it down.
You've caused enough trouble.
260
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,280
-You fancy little girls, pedophile?
-Enough of that.
261
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,120
Look, we just want to talk.
262
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,520
Why did you do that? Are you stupid?
263
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,440
"Why did you do that? Are you stupid?"
264
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,320
-Very mature.
-"Very mature."
265
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,960
What have you got there?
266
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,360
Hey, Tomás, what are you doing?
267
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,560
She's a kid, you animal.
268
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,040
I wasn't going to hit her.
269
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,080
-We're supposed to be the good guys.
-I said I wasn't going to do it.
270
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,720
Hey.
271
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,320
You okay?
272
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,560
What's your name?
273
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,960
"You okay? What's your name?"
274
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,960
We Horsemen don't resort to violence.
275
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,320
Especially with...
276
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,280
She's just a victim.
277
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,920
She and all the other kids
running around out there.
278
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,480
God only knows where their parents are.
279
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,720
Those who aren't dead
have abandoned their kids.
280
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,240
What kind of animal
could abandon his daughter?
281
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,880
-Tomás, I didn't mean...
-Doesn't matter. Forget it.
282
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Hey! Leave me alone!
283
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,120
Manoli!
284
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,040
Bastards!
285
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,640
No. Let fucking go of me.
I can do it on my own.
286
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,560
Okay.
287
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,920
I'll pick it up.
288
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,080
-There's more there.
-Where?
289
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,160
There.
290
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,800
-Put it here.
-Wait, damn it.
291
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,920
Tomás, we need another bag.
292
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,200
Tomás!
293
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:39,720
Look, that's it. I've had enough.
Juan, this is a fucking stupid idea.
294
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,480
Look at yourself.
You look like a Street Sweeper Action Man.
295
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,640
Hey, don't talk to the Captain like that.
296
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,040
Listen to me. If you carry on like this,
you're going to get hurt.
297
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,880
I doubt it. They've got my back.
298
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,600
The Horsemen ride together.
299
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,960
Don't you see you're just
a bunch of losers? Even kids tease you.
300
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,000
"Oh, look, the Horsemen!
Oh, the big, scary Horsemen!"
301
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,240
"The horsewoman on wheels."
302
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,680
Want me to break your legs?
303
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,760
-Four-eyes here disguised as The Matrix.
-Blade.
304
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,920
I'm dressed like Blade, the Afro-American
vampire hunter, dumbass.
305
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,320
I also represent a minority.
I've got myopia.
306
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,960
-Shut up, Matrix.
-Don't talk to him like that.
307
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,720
And then there's Molina,
308
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:25,400
the typical idiot nobody likes,
but whom you befriended out of pity.
309
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,760
It's not Molina nobody likes.
310
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,800
Sure.
311
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,680
Remember the Christmas dinner
with the guys from the hotel?
312
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,640
What dinner?
313
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,400
The guys from work? What a bore.
314
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,400
I'm glad they didn't invite me.
I had plenty of plans.
315
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,840
With yourself, right?
316
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,320
-No, with your mom.
-She's dead.
317
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:49,200
I have friends, okay? Lots of them.
Real ones, not geeks and farm animals.
318
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,880
I hang out with you
because Romero asked me to.
319
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:57,280
No, sorry. That's why I hang out with you.
Nobody can stand you, know-it-all.
320
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,680
Tell him, Juan.
He's a know-it-all. Tell him.
321
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,040
Molina's a fucking great guy.
322
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,640
He's been looking after his aunt Paqui
since this whole thing started.
323
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,760
-She's not doing so good. She's 90.
-Whatever.
324
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,160
And he started a food bank.
325
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,000
But Tomás is a badass.
Today he threatened a little girl.
326
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:22,080
Okay, I see. So I'm the bad guy now
and the PAW Patrol here are saints.
327
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,920
Why don't you tell them the truth? Go on.
328
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,840
No? You going to tell them or should I?
Want me to do it?
329
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,840
Tomás...
330
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,240
The two who gatecrashed the barbecue
weren't some crazy programmers.
331
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,520
-Hey!
-No, no, no.
332
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:38,160
Your Captain here was holding
two people hostage in his garage.
333
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,160
I may be a bastard,
but you've got a fucking screw loose.
334
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,520
Don't sweat it, Captain.
We Horsemen don't judge.
335
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,840
Well, not each other anyway.
336
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,680
If you kidnapped them,
they sure did something to deserve it.
337
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,080
To be honest,
I wanted them to repopulate Earth.
338
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,440
See? You had a reason.
339
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,080
Besides, we've all done some crazy things
these past few months.
340
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,120
My car's been parked
in a no-parking spot for seven months.
341
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,920
I've started smoking again.
342
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,920
I gave Curro a hand job out of pity...
343
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,600
Nobody's perfect here, Captain.
344
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,800
It's better like this anyway.
Four Horsemen. Five didn't make sense.
345
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,720
Yeah.
346
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,520
-Have you two been friends for long?
-Since elementary school.
347
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,680
I bet he was a son of a bitch
back then too.
348
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,480
Not really.
349
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:49,120
When I met him, he was the one
getting his ass kicked by the other...
350
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,920
kids.
351
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,040
I'm telling you
the aorta vein ends in the leg.
352
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,160
Don't touch me!
353
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,720
Fuck my life.
354
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,160
-That hurts.
-Shut up. That's not pain.
355
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,320
Yes it is, damn it.
That stuff really stings.
356
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,120
Want to know what pain feels like?
357
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,600
We were ambushed. I don't know how.
358
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,800
They appeared everywhere.
359
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,720
Molina, they're kids.
360
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,200
No, they're not.
361
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,160
He's got a theory.
362
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,720
They may look like kids,
but they're actually tiny adults.
363
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,040
That's my theory.
364
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,680
What the hell is he talking about?
365
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,040
He's in shock. Let me pass.
366
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:32,920
Where's Romero?
367
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,080
He didn't make it out.
368
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,200
Stone to the temple.
Went out like a light.
369
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,440
You left him there?
370
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,960
I told him he'd get hurt, damn it.
Didn't I tell him?
371
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,120
-You coming with us to bring him back?
-No. I'm out of here.
372
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,120
"The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse"
doesn't sound right.
373
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,080
José Antonio.
374
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,440
Come on, Tomás.
375
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,440
They're hiding out in there, for sure.
376
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,600
I saw loads of candy wrappers, and this.
377
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,280
What do we do now?
378
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,880
Beat them at their own game.
379
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,080
We may want to restore civilization
by cleaning bus shelters,
380
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,800
but we have to strike first.
Right here, right now.
381
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,840
You mean that figuratively, right?
382
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,160
No.
383
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,800
School is a place without rules.
There are only predators and prey.
384
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,760
It takes just one look at you to see
that you're some fucking gazelles.
385
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,760
At least they're fast runners.
386
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,640
No more running.
387
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,440
Tonight, we're going to destroy...
the food chain.
388
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,160
No, wait. I mean...
389
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,160
Tonight, we're going to get our revenge
on those bastards.
390
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,880
-What if it's a trap?
-Don't worry.
391
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,440
Even though Molina may not agree,
they're only kids, got it?
392
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,120
You've never seen Home Alone, have you?
393
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,800
-Well, if you hold here and I--
-Don't touch me.
394
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,720
That's a lot of steps.
395
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,800
-Well, Tomás, you hold the back and I'll--
-Let go, damn it.
396
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,680
Don't worry about me.
397
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,080
Keep going. I'll catch up.
398
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,680
Well then...
399
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,440
Fuck.
400
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,520
PARENTS ARE THE APOCALYPSE
401
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,000
No, stop! It's a trap.
402
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,680
Told you so. A trap.
403
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,640
-It's a bit strange, isn't it?
-What's strange?
404
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,320
If it were a trap,
they wouldn't let him tell us it's a trap.
405
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:22,040
Interesting. Maybe the trap
is letting him tell us it's a trap.
406
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,080
Exactly.
407
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,200
What?
408
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,720
If it were a real trap,
they'd have gagged him until we got here
409
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,600
and when we took the gag off he'd say,
"It's a trap!"
410
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,320
Then it would be too late.
411
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,720
A classic trap.
412
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,720
But maybe they want us
to think that's the trap,
413
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,520
but it's not. That's the trap there.
414
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360
Right.
415
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,960
So, what do we do? Are we going or what?
416
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,760
-Right. Let's go?
-Let's go, right?
417
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,000
Are you stupid? What are you doing?
I just told you it's a trap.
418
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,440
Yeah, right, a trap. Sure.
419
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,000
Would you look at that?
It really is a trap.
420
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Told you so.
421
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,480
But you get our theory, right?
422
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,080
We thought the trap
was you telling us it was a trap.
423
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:51,080
-You made a big mistake...
-"You made a big mistake..."
424
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,320
-What are you doing, dumbass?
-"What are you doing, dumbass?"
425
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,200
-Look, stop that right now or...
-"Look, stop that right now or..."
426
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,280
-You asked for it.
-"You asked for it."
427
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,440
Not so funny now, are you?
428
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,760
"Not so funny now, are you?"
429
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,240
You're safe now,
430
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,880
Captain.
431
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,520
Yeah!
432
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,680
Come on!
433
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,720
Now what?
434
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,040
We did it!
435
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,920
Go on, cry now!
436
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,440
Move!
437
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,560
Hell yeah!
438
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,480
Those kids went flying. Bam!
439
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,600
-Excuse me, what about that epic arrow?
-Awesome.
440
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:22,080
The new Horsemen are fucking badass.
The bad guys better get ready for this.
441
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,600
Let's stop by my place.
I've still got a bottle of whiskey.
442
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,320
Hey, cheer up, soldier. We beat them.
443
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,480
I know, but...
444
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,159
I know it was awesome.
445
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:39,400
But we kicked the shit out of some kids
that weigh... what? 20 kilos each?
446
00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:45,639
Who's to say we're the good guys
and they're the bad guys?
447
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,159
Put it in the notebook.
448
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,199
Give me those.
449
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,720
THE 5 HORSEMEN
450
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,520
...will be hard for all of us.
451
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,720
But we must stay calm.
452
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,760
Violence is never the answer.
453
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,440
I know how I want to spend my last days,
doing what I've always done:
454
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,320
exercising...
455
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,080
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