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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,239 The clocks are wrong. 2 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,520 They do it on purpose to keep you buying. 3 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,400 It should have happened by now. 4 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,360 KROKETT ENTRANCE 5 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,720 The son of a bitch is still there. 6 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,400 I'm Nacho, by the way. 7 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,960 -Tomás. -Tomás, please... 8 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,560 Okay, that's enough. 9 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,520 That's enough now. 10 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,080 Last night was crazy, wasn't it? 11 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,800 So wild. 12 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,680 What time is sunrise? 13 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,680 It must be at least eight o'clock. 14 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,680 They said it would be at 8:00. 15 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,960 Look, Tomás, I just wanted to thank you. 16 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,280 For what? 17 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,720 What do you mean "for what"? You know, right? 18 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,440 For what you did to me last night. 19 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,360 The... I don't know, it was... It was like... 20 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:39,160 -I don't know. -No, you're mistaken. That wasn't me. 21 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,520 -Yes, it was you. You were so sweet too. -No. 22 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,040 You don't remember because you were as high as a kite. 23 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,480 But I'll never forget it. 24 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,240 Never. 25 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,160 Well, for as long as we have left here. 26 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,160 It's getting farther away. 27 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,680 What? 28 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,600 The planet. 29 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,360 I think it's getting farther away. 30 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,200 ROGUE PLANET NEARS EARTH 31 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,880 The European Space Agency has just issued an emergency announcement. 32 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,680 A rogue planet the size of the Moon 33 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,120 could collide with the Earth in less than a year. 34 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,760 In less than a year... 35 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,840 The planet has been named AP-634, 36 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:32,760 and its distance right now is less than 10 billion kilometers from Earth. 37 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,640 Of course I'm scared. It might just be a little red dot now, 38 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,000 but that little dot will kill us all. 39 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,680 -A meteorite... -...will kill us all. 40 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,840 Of course I'm scared... 41 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:48,079 The President has spoken of "an extinction event." 42 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,760 What is all this? Where did you get this nonsense? 43 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,840 Extinction... 44 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,520 That dot will kill us all. 45 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,600 Let it get closer and... boom! We're fucked. 46 00:03:57,079 --> 00:04:01,400 There is a plan to divert the planet and I am certain it will be a success. 47 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,760 You plant the bomb and boom! 48 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,200 -Boom! -Boom! 49 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,600 Atoms, protons, boom! That thing goes... 50 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,560 Boom! 51 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,760 -We're fucked. -Boom! Boom! 52 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,760 Success is guaranteed. We can solve this problem. 53 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,160 -The League! -And boom! 54 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,160 What about the League? 55 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,120 -Boom! -Bang! 56 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,040 EMERGENCY PLAN FAILS 57 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,880 Don't worry, babes. We'll come out of this better than ever. 58 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,840 We should spend time with our loved ones. 59 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,960 Don't worry, babes. 60 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:29,960 Kick the planet. 61 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,920 Try our limited edition Red Planet meal! 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,840 RED PLANET MEAL DEAL 63 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,000 One thing's for sure, I'm going to enjoy the time I've got left. 64 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,360 Extinction... 65 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,640 SAVE THE PLANET IT'S AN EMERGENCY 66 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:54,080 ANYWAY 67 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:57,040 It seems farther away to me, don't you think? 68 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,000 Looks blue on the sides. 69 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,600 It's just an optical illusion. 70 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,720 They diverted it with the blast. 71 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,280 -Something like that, for sure. -Suddenly everyone's an astrologer. 72 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,400 Astronomer. Astrologers are the ones who write horoscopes. 73 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,600 I'm a Sagittarius. 74 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,160 And what are you, a dumbass? 75 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,720 -I'm an Aquarius. -Friends, please, let's love each other. 76 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,760 We're saved. 77 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,400 No fucking way. 78 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,040 Well. 79 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:39,880 Friends, I think we should all go inside, and, together, we all can... 80 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,120 you know... 81 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,200 Tomás. 82 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,840 Please. 83 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,400 -What? -Stop that. 84 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,800 I'm just trying it out. 85 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,840 What? 86 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,080 Great design and all, but... it's anti-siesta. 87 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,520 There's something digging into me. 88 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,120 It's cutting off the circulation to my legs, Julia. 89 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,600 But it's so pretty and original. 90 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,280 Look, it's a sofa, not a painting. 91 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,840 Fine, but... I don't know. I wanted something different. 92 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,640 Nah, it's not your kind of thing at all. 93 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,920 Look, this one, for example. 94 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,960 This one is much more you. 95 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,080 Grey. 96 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:13,960 Comfortable. 97 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,240 Is that how you see me? 98 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,160 Reclinable? 99 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,680 Where's Noa? 100 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,960 At the only place where she got a signal. 101 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,200 They do it on purpose to keep us buying. 102 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,000 She's addicted to that cell phone. 103 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,800 It's not the cell phone, Tomás. She's a teenager. 104 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,120 Leave her be. 105 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,000 She's on vacation. 106 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,640 Vacation. 107 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,200 What a joke. 108 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,760 My school vacations were crazy. 109 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,440 All day out in the streets, living it up with my pals, 110 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,960 with the girls... Great times. 111 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,240 And we've brought her here. 112 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:13,440 I would've liked to meet the crazy school vacation Tomás. 113 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,680 I mean it. 114 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,240 -You wouldn't have liked him. -Is that so? 115 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,320 Excuse me, I'll take the grey sofa. 116 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,720 Yes! 117 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,000 Come on. Come on. 118 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,400 Fuck! Fucking dog. 119 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,320 Yes! 120 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,040 Come on, get out. Out. 121 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,720 No! 122 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:51,040 WELCOME 123 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,800 Come on. 124 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,680 Hey! 125 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,480 Get out of there! 126 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,880 Is the van yours? 127 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,840 Can I borrow it? 128 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,560 Are you stupid or what? 129 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,960 I don't even know you. I won't let you steal it. 130 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,560 You'll have to wait until I'm dead. 131 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,960 The train hasn't run for months. 132 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,440 What's the matter? Are you in a hurry? You want my van, don't you? 133 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,320 Then you'll have to kill me yourself, if you've got the balls. 134 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:31,920 Fine. 135 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,720 What are you doing? 136 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,760 No, no, no. Stop. 137 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,440 Put that down. What are you doing? 138 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,600 That sofa is heavy as hell. 139 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,600 Where are you going with that thing? 140 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,760 I'm going home. 141 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:03,960 Wait! 142 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:10,120 When people started getting violent, they attacked my house. 143 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,600 I lost everything, including my family. 144 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,920 Since then, I've just been trying to survive. 145 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,680 Same as everyone else, I guess. 146 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,160 One day, I was looking for food in the garbage 147 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,920 when I was attacked from behind. 148 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,560 When I woke up, I was tied up in some warehouse. 149 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,960 -And that's where I met Miguel. -Perfect. 150 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,040 -Is that okay? -Yes. 151 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:38,960 Okay. 152 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,440 Miguel had also been kidnapped. 153 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,920 And also Chenoa, the singer. 154 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,120 Why did you stop? 155 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,160 Miguel, I think the Chenoa thing sounds like bullshit. 156 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:01,280 -Nobody's going to believe that. -Chenoa is key here, trust me. 157 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,600 Then a door opened and they came in. 158 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,280 They were big guys, and strong, and sketchy, and Russian. 159 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,920 Well, well. What have we here? 160 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,680 What is it now? 161 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:19,280 Saying that the kidnappers were Russian just sounds like a bullshit cliché, right? 162 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,560 Right, and you know why? Because it works. 163 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,680 Carry on. 164 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,440 -Wait a second. Look, Miguel... -What? 165 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,560 What I'm trying to do here is make this story a little more believable. 166 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,680 -I'm doing it for you, okay? -Fine. 167 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,320 I'm doing it for you. So... 168 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,800 Maybe, if they were... 169 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,560 Well, well. What have we here? 170 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,920 -Another bullshit cliché. -Fine. 171 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,680 How about... 172 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,080 Well, well. What the fuck do we have here? 173 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,840 That's even worse. 174 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,640 Then, how about Spanish kidnappers? 175 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,840 It's not like we don't have sons of bitches here. 176 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,600 No, no, no. 177 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,480 Can you please just stick to the story? 178 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,640 They enslaved us and made us cut cocaine for three months straight. 179 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,880 But then, we managed to escape thanks to Miguel. 180 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,720 Miguel! 181 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,320 Miguel! 182 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,920 -Are you okay? -Yes, I'm fine. 183 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,240 -You're the best, I love you... -I'm sorry, Chenoa. 184 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:07,560 I can't. I'm a married man and I love my wife. 185 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,760 She's a very lucky woman. 186 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,640 He saved our lives. 187 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,800 He's a hero. 188 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,600 The best person I've ever met. 189 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,520 Perfect. And if you shed a tear there, you've nailed it. 190 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,960 Shouldn't we just tell them the truth? 191 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,840 You think? Are you going to do it? It ain't pretty. 192 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,760 But lies don't make it any better. 193 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,360 If they're convincing, they do. 194 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,960 So help me out. Punch me the way a Russian thug would. 195 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,960 -Fuck! What are you doing? -Punching you. 196 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:46,880 God damn! 197 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,920 -Shit, man. Most people think twice! -Well, I'm sorry. 198 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:52,920 Damn it. 199 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,520 Well... 200 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,760 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 201 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,200 All this fuss over a sofa? 202 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,480 It's more than just a sofa. It's an apology. 203 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,280 Whatever you say. 204 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,760 I'm going to need that sofa, at the very least. 205 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,080 -Your wife? -And my daughter. 206 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,840 I left my home nine months ago, 207 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,040 and I haven't missed them until today. 208 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,480 Now that the open bar's run dry, right? 209 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,920 I guess I prefer recovering from my hangover at home. 210 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,280 And you say the truth will hurt less. 211 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,520 Fuck me, man. 212 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,240 -I'd already made up my mind. -I know. 213 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,280 -Julia Fernández? -That's me. 214 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,280 Thanks. 215 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,200 COSTA CLINIC 216 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,640 Breaking news. 217 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:57,280 NASA and the European Space Agency have just confirmed that there will be a-- 218 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,600 Final clearance! Up to 60% off on all of our-- 219 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,200 This pain 220 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:16,280 Girl, sweet girl 221 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:23,400 Girl, open your eyes without fear 222 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Tomás. 223 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,240 NASA has just announced 224 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,560 that the rogue planet's mass is similar to that of the Moon 225 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,920 and its collision with Earth, expected in nine months' time, 226 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,240 is, I quote, "incompatible with life." 227 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,520 BREAKING NEWS 228 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:04,600 THE PRESIDENT DENIES THAT THE ROGUE PLANET WILL COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS CLAIMED BY NASA 229 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,040 Next question. 230 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,040 Good afternoon, Mr. President. Jaime Heredia from Communication.com. 231 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,640 Should we declare a state of emergency 232 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,960 in view of the imminent impact of the red planet? 233 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,080 Thank you. 234 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:25,400 Don't cause alarm, please. Spain might get hit by a few little stones 235 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,520 that may fall off that object, whatever it may be, right? 236 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,640 Just like a powerful hailstorm. 237 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,360 Anyway. Don't worry. In a few days everything will be back to normal 238 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,680 and we'll be able to resume our activities... 239 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,280 Isn't it July? 240 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,920 Christmas comes early here, doesn't it? 241 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,240 Yes, it's the happiest time of the year. 242 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,000 In this house, every day is Christmas. 243 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,440 Ever since Miguel left us... 244 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,760 on December 24th. 245 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,200 I didn't leave you. 246 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,640 I was-- 247 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,600 There's an explanation for everything. That's why Tomás is here. 248 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,320 I knew it. 249 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,480 Ever since that meteorite appeared, all men are turning gay. 250 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,560 No, come on. No. 251 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,840 Tomás, you tell them. 252 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,600 Right. 253 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,200 Right. 254 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,840 When people started getting violent, 255 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,480 they attacked my house. 256 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,320 I lost everything, including my family... 257 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,960 -Tell them about... -And Miguel and I were kidnapped. 258 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,960 And Chenoa. 259 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,640 -And Chenoa. -And Chenoa. 260 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720 Who? 261 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,960 -The hot girl from The Voice. -Who kidnapped you? 262 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,440 Yes... Some Russian guys... 263 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,880 Some... Right? Some pretty sketchy Russian guys. 264 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,720 In a supermarket. They had us locked up in a warehouse cutting cocaine. 265 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,320 So... 266 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,680 That's right. Vladimir and... Tachenco. 267 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,200 And, well... They were... huge! 268 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,520 Huge muscles, arms like... You know? 269 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,840 And of course... 270 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,600 But your dad here took them down. 271 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,240 I wrestled the gun away from one of them, and I did like this to the other... 272 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,000 It's been seven months since you disappeared, Miguel. 273 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,440 -Yes... A long time. -And all of a sudden you're back. 274 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,080 Yes. 275 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,920 But... 276 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,960 I couldn't get here any sooner. 277 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,240 I couldn't escape from that place. Honey, how... 278 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,600 Well, because... Why? I mean... 279 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,120 Tomás here... They were abusing him. 280 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,480 They were abusing him... 281 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,000 Abusing him sexually. 282 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,440 That's right. 283 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,640 They saw he was weak. 284 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,480 And they abused him. 285 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:07,080 They started taking turns with him. Every night, these guys would take turns. 286 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,080 And, of course, I heard him crying, 287 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,520 like a wounded puppy. 288 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,640 Well, it wasn't quite like that. 289 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,920 I mean, he was The Sock. 290 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,680 They called him The Sock. 291 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,120 They called you The Sock, right? 292 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,120 -Right... -Yes, that's right. 293 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,840 Well, just imagine the scene. 294 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,960 And what about you, Miguel? The Piece of Shit. 295 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,440 Me? No... Really? 296 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,440 Because you were always shitting yourself, remember? 297 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,480 No, it was just that one time. 298 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,840 -No, no, sorry... -Because I was sick. 299 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,440 No, sorry, you shit your pants all the time. 300 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,000 I always had your faces in my mind. And that gave me the strength 301 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,000 -to carry on, day after day, to come back. -No, no, no. 302 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,280 He was shitting himself at least eight or nine times a day. 303 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:02,080 He didn't have that because he abandoned his family. 304 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:08,400 He abandoned his wife and daughter, and he just left. 305 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,400 I mean, he's just a poor guy, that's all he is. 306 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,160 How could I leave him all alone? 307 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,120 Well... 308 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,040 Chenoa was there, wasn't she? 309 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,520 Yes, yes-- No, because she died. 310 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,320 -She died of... They killed her. -My goodness. 311 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 I know. 312 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,920 Before that, she tried to kiss me. 313 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,600 Yes. I wasn't happy about it. I mean... 314 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:48,480 I told her, "No! I love my wife and children." 315 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,440 Because I love my kids. That's why I'm here. 316 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,600 That's true love. 317 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,040 Your father told me he would give me his van 318 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,680 if I came here and told you all this load of bullshit. 319 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,360 It all started with Mrs. Rosario. 320 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:31,520 She was our French teacher. She was about to retire. 321 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,960 She had a certain... je ne sais pas, or quoi... 322 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,880 When she frowned... 323 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,880 When she touched you, it was as if... 324 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,480 she were scratching you because her hands were so dry... 325 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,520 The folds of skin sagging from her neck were... 326 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,120 Well, I realized that... 327 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,720 I liked older women. A lot older. 328 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,400 And with the apocalypse and all, I had so many unfulfilled dreams... 329 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,160 We all have dreams, don't we? 330 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,760 Well... 331 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,120 The world was about to end and I had this burning desire inside me. 332 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,280 I needed to... 333 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,800 So, I went to a nursing home. 334 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,160 One on the outskirts of town. 335 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,000 Son of a bitch! 336 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,200 Get him! Get him! 337 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,200 No, stop! 338 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,720 Stop! 339 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,240 Stop! 340 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,800 -Stop! -Let go of me! 341 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,600 Let's talk! 342 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:19,200 Tomás, help me! Tomás, you bastard! 343 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,120 Let's talk! 344 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,440 Where is he? 345 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,040 -Get him. -He's under the table. 346 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,160 Get him. Don't let him get away. 347 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,600 You scumbag! 348 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,560 Fuck my life! 349 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,080 No, no, no! 350 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,040 No! 351 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,040 You don't give a damn about any of this, do you? 352 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,800 I'm going to call you Laika. 353 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,240 Laika. 354 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,040 Laika. 355 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,440 Laika! 356 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,520 Laika! 357 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,520 Laika! 358 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,640 -Come on! -Throw the ball! 359 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,720 What's up? 360 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,360 Hey, I think I'm going to quit. 361 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,280 Things are heating up. 362 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,520 You heard about the civil war, right? 363 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,040 No. 364 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,640 They're hushing it up. 365 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,280 -Do you have any iodine at home? -For wounds? 366 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,160 For the radiation. 367 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,800 Look, 368 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,200 there's plenty of room at my place and concrete walls. 369 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,440 Come over with Julia and the kid. 370 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,520 Okay? 371 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,400 Okay. 372 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,000 Dear God. 373 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,880 And suddenly, all the passengers got up one by one 374 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,040 because they wanted to fly the plane. Except for one who remained seated. 375 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,560 And suddenly he stood up and said, "Cuba libre on board." 376 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,080 And the guy looks at me and... The guy was thrilled. 377 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,880 What he was selling was the thing for... No, in plastic cups. 378 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,480 Plastic cups. Yes. 379 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,160 Hey! Who the fuck are you? 380 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,640 You called maintenance? 381 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,440 Ah, right. 382 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,000 The jacuzzi's cold. Fix it. 383 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,480 Well, that's strange... Have you tried the Relax setting? 384 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,760 Are you calling me a dumbass? 385 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,600 No, sir, of course not. 386 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,280 I'll take a look for you. 387 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:14,880 Fine. 388 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,719 As I was saying, I don't have time to spend all my money. 389 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,400 -So I've got a big problem. -Excuse me, just a second... 390 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,679 What the fuck is it now? 391 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,600 I need to take a look at the jacuzzi, 392 00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:31,520 if you don't mind stepping out for a second. 393 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,360 Of course I mind, kid. 394 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,679 Okay. I'll have to go get my tool kit. 395 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,840 Great, go on then. 396 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,880 And bring me the Pérignon while you're at it. 397 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,719 Okay. 398 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,560 Asshole. Fuck you and your Pérignon. 399 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,120 Hey! 400 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,360 Where's my champagne? 401 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,440 Don't just stand there. Are you stupid or what? 402 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,600 Listen to me, Harry. I'm your best man. 403 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,640 If anybody's got to plant a bomb in that fucking meteorite, 404 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,560 it'll be me. 405 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,760 I'm not gonna tell you again, God damn it. 406 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,280 Dad? 407 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,520 Where are you going? 408 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,000 I'm just going out for a moment to... Be right back. 409 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,640 Mom? 410 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,160 What the fuck? 411 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,640 Mom? 412 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,760 Good morning. I didn't want to wake you. 413 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,560 -Have you seen what time it is? -Maybe it just went by. 414 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,280 You wish. 415 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,960 It's been a really strange few months. Really tough. 416 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,520 I've missed you both so much. 417 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,200 I can explain everything, okay? 418 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,800 I know I've been away for a while 419 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:40,840 and you must be wondering where I've been, with whom and so on. 420 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,720 Right. So, the truth... 421 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,880 The truth is, I've been on a top-secret mission. 422 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,400 Yeah, I know, it's crazy. 423 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,240 But the government called me up, me and some other guys. 424 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,160 Russians, Arabs... They called us to... 425 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,040 We had to get to the planet, make a hole, 426 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,160 and put a bomb inside to blow it up, 427 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,400 and avoid the apocalypse. 428 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,040 The thing is, they said we would not survive. 429 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:26,680 So I didn't want to worry you because, I mean, what for? 430 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,200 You know? 431 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,680 But I managed to make it back. 432 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,720 And now I'm some kind of hero, I guess. 433 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,200 Dad, that's the storyline of Armageddon. 434 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,160 What's that, sweetie? 435 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,960 With Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis. 436 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,960 You know I love Ben Affleck. 437 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,440 The sofa you like. 31154

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