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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Actualizar a Ilimitado para eliminar este mensaje.) I'm excited.

Oh, look at him.

Got him.

Elbow.

Oh, let him know that this is fake.

What?

See his party pooper.

What do you mean it's fake?

He's wrestling.

It's fake.

They're acting.

Did you see that guy jump off the top rope onto the ground?

Yes, I did see that.

That's like 15 feet in the air.

Elbow on the ground.

Oh my god.

It's like a trampoline floor.

It was still his forehead.

The guy's unconscious right now.

Look at him.

It's fake.

You didn't really hit him.

I can't believe mom.

It's such a prank.

Oh my god.

It's just like any other show you watch.

Where they fake fight.

They're all awesome athletes.

They're wrestling.

They're hitting each other.

I don't think Superman's actually hitting people.

That's a comic book.

It is a comic book.

We watch them all the time.

They're wrestling.

Maybe cartoon ones.

Yeah.

Not real wrestling.

Yeah, this is real.

Me too.

Really awesome.

Well, I'm gonna go do some laundry or something.

Okay, Ms. Party Pooper is freaking awesome wrestling.

You gotta do laundry while you watch awesome wrestling.

It's all fake.

So who's your favorite wrestler?

Oh man.

Okay, I'm gonna have to say...

Hulk Hogan.

That's...

No.

That's my favorite.

No.

Get out of here.

Oh, Andre the Giant was pretty awesome.

That was before your time.

Oh, okay.

He was huge.

Was he?

Yeah.

Hulk Hogan's body slammed on him somehow.

He picked him up and...

Oh.

500 pounds.

That's crazy.

Jeez.

Yeah, it didn't look very easy.

It did look painful.

That's why Hulk Hogan's my favorite.

Yeah.

Because he does the impossible.

I haven't watched wrestling since way before you were born.

You weren't even...

I love wrestling.

Yeah.

Man.

You know what though?

It'd be really cool if I knew some of their moves.

Do you know how to do some of their moves?

Like pinning and sweeps and chokes?

Yeah, I guess.

Stuff with names.

You should teach me.

We could do like some basic ones.

Yes, because there's not a lot of room here.

You start there and I'll be over here.

Okay.

Go down on your knees.

On my knees.

And...

Like maybe...

What you do is you just like go in to grab me and I'll put you in a choke hold.

Like I just...

Like you're going to try to grab me around my chest and I'll put you right in a choke

hold.

Okay.

Ready?

Yeah, come on.

You didn't...

That's just an easy choke.

What else is there?

I don't know.

I don't know.

There's like basic pins and sweeps.

Like what?

Like maybe...

Like I push you and then when I push you, you go back but then you come back and you

push me and you get on my back.

And I get on your back?

I mean, you fall on me and then you pull my shoulders down.

Like say I go like that.

And then I go like this.

And then I go like that.

And then I'm like this.

And then I go...

And then I do...

Yeah, like that.

And you go...

You see?

It's just pin me.

So?

Pretty, pretty, pretty easy.

Pretty easy?

Yeah.

Whoa.

Daddy.

Why are you touching my boobs?

Is this part of wrestling?

Becau- The question is why aren't you telling me to stop?

You're not telling me to move my hands?

Well.

Um, well, I mean, I guess we're here.

Daddy!

Oh my god!

Do you have a boner?

A little one, yeah.

Wow, nice!

Whoa, you're not wearing underwear, are you?

I am.

Oh, you are?

I am.

Oh, hardly underwear.

This is strange.

Yeah.

Well...

You wanna keep wrestling?

Yeah, let's keep wrestling.

Okay.

Okay.

All right, you gotta teach me another one.

Another one?

Um, okay.

You get over there.

And go on your knees.

Mm-hmm.

And this one's kind of fun.

They're gonna go airborne, so come at me.

Woo!

You can even do this.

I'm Superman.

Let's call it...

Let's call it...

Come at me again.

Okay, ready?

Woo!

Oh!

Then I can make you go that way, or that way.

And then, and then I get on top.

Oh!

Like that.

Ooh!

This is called the mouth.

The mouth?

Oh.

Again.

Whoa!

Ah!

Take those back.

Daddy!

Take them out.

You're so bad.

Mm-hmm.

Is this what they do in wrestling?

I don't know.

Not, not the school that I went to.

No?

No.

And this is called taking the back.

Taking the back.

Ooh!

Like here.

And I can choke you like that.

While I'm holding you, I can do some of that.

Oh my!

Daddy!

Wow!

Like, do it like that.

Oh!

Pretty cool, right?

It is pretty cool.

Or, or, like, come back over here.

So you come into me.

All right, let me start with my knees.

So you push me, but then you get out of balance, and I push you back.

I'll show you what happens.

See?

You reach, and then I get on top, and then I do this.

Daddy!

I can't stop it.

So you try to push me off.

Daddy!

You have to stop.

You have to stop me.

I can't stop you.

Maybe I don't want to stop you, though.

Ooh!

And then I do that.

Oh!

Oh, I got caught!

Better be careful.

You might slip in.

Oh!

You don't have to be naked for that.

We should be naked.

Like, wrestle naked?

Yeah.

Can we?

You can put that back on easily.

Very easily.

It's a whole one-piece.

Watch.

Off, and then back on.

You just have to hide your, hide your underwear.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm not wearing any.

Wait.

Perfect.

Okay, I'll hide them, like, right under here.

Okay.

In case we hear Mom coming.

Maybe we should start standing up.

And then, like, they'll try to pin me.

But I'll, of course, pin you, because I'm better than you.

So, like, when I'm...

I'm just going to...

Try to...

I'm going to take me to...

Put me on the carpet.

Okay, okay.

Oh!

Oh, you got me in the jaw.

Oh!

Oh!

I had you in a chokehold.

Got you pinned.

Oh, dang!

You know what I want you to do?

What?

I want you to fuck me against the wall.

Uh...

Okay.

There's only one way to do that, though.

Hmm, what way?

You're going to have to jump up on my...

I'm going to jump up into my arms, and then I'll put you against the wall.

Okay.

Yep.

Ooh!

Yeah, man.

Hold on.

There we go.

Ooh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ooh, dang!

Ah!

Ah!

Ooh!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, oh oh baby.

Oh baby.

Oh

Oh baby

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Daddy!

Oh no!

Oh no.

Oh no.

That was pretty awesome.

That was pretty awesome.

It would be better if we do it while I'm choking you.

While you're choking me?

While I do that?

Yes Daddy.

Are you going to try to push me off?

Yes.

Don't push me off.

Don't push me off.

You have to try to get away from me.

Try to get away from you?

Oh, I got you.

I'm not going back.

Oh, I got your arm.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, Daddy.

Now, I want you to push me off and get on top and hold me down.

Okay.

You got me pinned.

I got you pinned.

I'm out of breath with you.

I can't stretch at all.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, my knee is so strong.

You can't get up.

Oh, you're too strong for Daddy.

Oh, that's Daddy's favorite.

Phew.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing?

I think you're ready to be a professional.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, choke.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I'm sure you're the good boy.

You are.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my.

Oh, ooh.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Mm, mm.

Mm, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Mm, mm.

On your back, I'm going to pin you one more time to win the match.

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes,

oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes,

oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes,

oh yes.

That's really exciting wrestling.

Yeah, I heard a lot of screaming going on.

Our guy was winning, and I think he won.

He did win.

That's pretty awesome.

Alright, I won't leave you two alone.

I'm going to go get the drink or something.

Wow.

I didn't realize these guys thought wrestling was so exciting.

It's so exciting.

I love it.

You should watch it one day with us.

Uh, no.

What do you think?

What's that?

I want to change the channel.

No!